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is the stock market gonna die this week or should i close my short positions?

>>49444941
SIGA market general

Siggers do not redeem. Gay sex is airborne

>Priced i-

You're on the clock

URANIUM

I fucked up and didn't sell my GME calls how fucked am I tomorrow

>When Deboves didn’t return, Biden texted her, “WTF babe where are you.”

>Her reply was disturbing.

>“baby I am so sorry listen I’m not trying to take advantage of you but I spent all of the money that you got me on black,” she texted.”I went to Walmart to get needles babe.”

>>49444976
Thursday and Friday will be a bloodbath. You may have opened your shorts too early though, tomorrow will be crabby but green.

New season of stranger things is surprisingly good
No surprise that steve is once again by far the best character and everyone in his proximity becomes exponentially more based

>>49445022
Is it kiked? Random lesbians? Extremely smart WeWuzKangz?

>>49444976
I’m holding, but I’m also feeling like I’m unlucky enough to get liquidated

>>49445022
So is NFLX once again a space stock worth buying?

>>49445015
Cunter Biden.

>>49445018
I keep hearing Thursday and Friday... What happens on those two days that will spike the market into capitulation?

What do you know?

*ahem*
Fuck retail and fuck siga

>>49445058
Seasonal trends combined with CPI release.

There is no better indicator of "/pol/niggers wanting to /pol/nig and are just waiting to do it" in a thread than to see a rising number of twitter screencaps. NO EXCEPTIONS.
>>49444976
Crabchads are in charge now.

Its funny how biz is turning bullish on dead cat bounces when we haven't even hit the wall for further dips that turn into selloffs. Every "inflation" bug wants to believe that a big pump is politically friendly for elections but ignores how 2008 went down. But please release your dry powder now when we have many legs down to go yet. I'm calling it now we will not see a recovery for years and even then we will not see a return to ATH in a decade minimum. Pull up the SP500 from 2009 and look at how markets recovered over years, slowly. Wall street is exiting and election politics never mattered to them. In fact a bear market crash could be repackaged as some MSM positive talking point.

>>49445022
steve harrington is the best character and unfortunately hes probably going to die. fuck.
>>49445039
it does have some wokeness but thus far it hasnt been ridiculous with it. BMWF relationship, yes lesbo in series no kissing yet. allusion towards a closeted homo in the main cast whos got the hots for his bestie.
but its still pretty good I think. i'm surprised netflix made soemthing like this desu

>>49445085
What?

>>49445085
The golden crab run has begun

>>49445039
The little black girl gets some sassy lines but i dont mind it. Just ignore everything with joyce and everything i california and focus on the teens hunting the monster. Bretty gud

>>49445099
>Blackman White female relationship
>Lesbian
>Closet homo

Not interested

God I hate CVNA so fucking much

>>49444941
Did the scientists figure it out yet?
Are they even trying?

>>49445097
This fits my time horizon perfectly. Really looking forward to a long accumulation phase.

>>49445122
yeah it has the presence but it isnt shoved down your throat over and over, which I consider massive progress. very competent white male father figure, competent & noble white male lead, hot ass white female lead too. lots of good gore and good Lovecraftian elements.

Breddy good, I give it an 8/10 but only for season 4.

>>49445022
Meh this season is too dark and not funny. Its utter trash. I miss hop being a drunk depressed ogre while dealing with kids

>>49445131
Are you trying to long or short that POS?
Personally I am building yet another short position in COIN. The shittiest 10B+ marketcap company there is.

>>49445122
Season 1 is the best season and is completely unpozzed, unironically an excellent season of television
And then youll probably watch the other 3 seasons just for based steve

>>49445168
Yes but that's what Netflix and Amazon do.
If a series has a great first season and gets insanely popular, they start throwing in their agenda in the next seasons. Not interested in that shit man.

>>49445167
I have puts. Right now they're hovering, but I think they're on the verge of collapse... just hope it's soon

>>49445167
Smart
Imagination coins won’t help when the debt bubble pops

too much estrogen in this thread
i'm gonna go outside and dig a hole

>>49445168
You probably thought The Joker was based too, huh.

>>49444981

Can someone explain the motive for Elon to divert money to “Warranty” he has hundreds of millions waiting to be claimed as revenue. Why keep it off the p/l?

>>49445187
Just pirate season 1 and watch it if youre into solid horror mystery stuff. Its not that hard
You think im giving any of these kike services one cent? Lol
>paying for media
I make six figures its just the principle of it

>>49445206
Never seen it. I hope youre not implying season 1 isnt the clear best season though

>>49445200
Dubs. I agree. Someone even referred to a guy as “bestie”. I’ll be back later after a few beverages. Carry on, gents.

I fucking hate niggers

>>49445189
if you're who I think you are, did you start that position on NRDS yet?
>>49445218
>>49445187
pirate all the seasons. fmovies.co

>>49445192
>Imagination coins won’t help when the debt bubble pops
It isn't quite that. COIN managed to do nothing but lose money last year and this year despite record numbers of retards losing their asses in crypto. They make their money from being a tollbooth and taking a cut from transaction fees. They just burned money obviously believing in "EXPONENTIAL DEMAND" for magic beans.
But here is the thing. They are the only publicly traded company in the "sector". So the others can wash trade, insider trade, scam, con, etc. which puts them at a disadvantage.
The crypto industry is charlatans and snake oil salesman. COIN is also stupid on top of it. Sort of like WFC for big banks.

>>49445200
Is that code word for a man's butthole ya fruit

>>49445241
>if you're who I think you are
Sorry, that must be someone else

SIGA bros be careful not to catch the big gay. Don’t get high on your own supply.

>>49445233
I used it on purpose because its a gay fucking relationship you dumb nigger

>>49445147
Biz thinks they can just play shorts and longs and gamble away on whatever is the hot stock of the week in a time when the market makers took their profits. You think top whales panic at 11 oclock before it crumbles? The media wants you to think it was some meltdown and a few magic fed and treasury tricks saved the day and back it up with at the time political friendly feel good politicians for its time like they are greek myth heroes. You could argue they kept markets alive post 2008 so baby boomers could have soft landings for retirements. They have zero reason to keep markets running when baby boomers are packing bags from stocks. The demographics they are targeting now at best gamble on high risk plays with nothing past a decade of long term investment strategy and even with small gambles that liquidity is drying. Big finance and banking has less and less reason to try to play with other peoples money in the equities markets hence the shift to "own nothing". Mark my words we will drop to pre 2020 levels and business media will still try to find a few more idiots to think its the bottom of it all.

>>49445131
Why didn't that pajeet fuck tell us to short it at 300

>>49445272
You’re the one watching shows with niggers and fags in them. Nigger. As I said, carry on gentleman.

what are the financial implications of the Great /smg/ Betrayal of 2022?

>>49445344
Lumfag was banned several times for avatarposting. They were able to remain undeterred. Rocker is being a giant fag (per usual)

>>49445329
I got time to kill, im not a wagie like yourself sorry. I guess you think Star Trek was a bad series cause there were niggers there too, midwit.

>>49445344

>>49445373
>>49445344
whats this cumguzzlers channel again?

>>49445258
How desperate are some of these companies for ESG gibs? jfc

>>49445344
Stock market crash, Cramer already confirmed we are getting rate hikes.
Just look what you CHUDs have done.

>>49445344
>>49445373
i miss this nigger like you wouldnt believe.
SIGA better turbo pump now

>>49445373
potentially his most kino video
i really felt his anger, his frustration...at us chuds

I shorted at 390. Do I have a prayer?

>>49445460
Wait, is rocker ok? He’s insulted me before but I don’t want him harmed or in pain.

Didn't Rocker get banned and he is too much of a retard to evade it?
ROFLMAO

>>49445099
Dropped

>>49445460
pure kino

>>49445471
he is off his soi medicine so hes finally getting blackpilled, and then like caesar and adolf hitler, he was stabbed in the back by people here
We all played a part in his murder
his blood be on our children

>>49444990
god I hate monkeys

>>49445497
Doesn't he buy 4chan passes out the wazoo for these very occasions

>>49445470
In clown world? Sure. I think we’ll pump to new ATHs for clownish reasons, but Biden might die and then Kamala is president and everyone will freak out for a few months.

>>49445515
I didn’t do anything. I was actually thinking about throwing some money at SIGA. I wanted to make him a miko statue out of silver…

>futures

I miss Rocker

>>49445344
>Rocker banned
>SIGA pumps
I do believe in miracles

>>49445290
My plans pretty simple, long term investing is dead because growth is dead, the American empire will face radical crises in the next 40-50 years, and I will either make it gambling and guzzling corporate cocks, or else I will die as a 50 year old man eating bug rations fighting the Russians for greenland

>>49445634
Bullish for SIGAmaballs

Guys this is making me so fucken hard

/leanhogs/ bros... Even when we win, we lose...

>>49445693
orange juice niggas the bullrun is back

>>49445574
Bobo, you should be looking at bond yields and the dollar. Dollar up? Bond yields up? That’s your dump signal. Guess what, despite yourself you’re right, it’s probably going down tomorrow.

>>49445693
Rough days ahead for those that drink screwdrivers.

>>49445721
Guess I'll be alright

>>49445460
why did the lamp turn off when he threw the cloth

>>49445688
GAY PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE TOO CHUD STOP WANTING GAY PEOPLE SICK FUCKFACE!

>>49445732
I was wondering this myself. I’m thinking it’s a clapper light.

>>49445732
Jew magic

>>49445077
Nice data
Also just to point out the months leading into midterms are usually bearish

>>49445732
lots of theories have been thrown about
> his wizard powers have finally activated (30+ yr old, herpes infected, etc)
> he is in a david lynch movie
> just like everything in his life, it burned out

>>49445688
S I G A
D E E Z
N U T Z

>>49445714
10 year just rejected 3% again. pump is on for now

She's my wife now. Rocker if you want her back please make a post objecting within the next 1-2 business days otherwise the transaction will be finalized.

>>49445732
He's a janitor not an electrician, shoddy wiring in the backrooms and he can't fix it.
>>49445730
>wheat spot down
Beer bros can't stop winning it seems.

A pretty girl spoke to me today. I think I’m going to make it.

>>49445732
It's a metaphor, the loss of /smg/ means the light has gone out if his life.

>>49445743
>>49445754
>>49445768
>>49445802
when does he get unbanned
he kinda gave this place some familiarity

>>49445757
That's one hell of a misleading graph.

>>49445808
bravo nolan

>>49445815
just say you have a fucking crush on him and want to jiggle on his man tiddies

>>49445131
There were insider cluster buys a few weeks ago which prompted me to start selling just OTM naked puts. I suspect that beaner has something up his sleeve but it could have jist been because they were unbanned from Indiana lmao(or some other flyover state idr)

>>49445815
hopefully he becomes the new bog. Whenever you buy a stock like Rycey and it crashes to 30 cents, you can say you got Rock'd

just ate a pound and a half of shrimp cocktail
long COST

>>49445217
I think the dude who wrote the article was so tangibly close to getting my personal take on this; companies that don’t produce profits get stupid amounts of growth baked into them. Having a growth company go cashflow positive means they aren’t leveraged enough probably. If you want strategic cash reserves you probably need to hide them

>>49445838

Fags are really going to be the end of us all aren't they? The governments and corporations are cheering them on to keep their super spreading events. This new smallpox variant already has over 40 mutations. It's over bros. I fucking hate pajeets but these SIGA pajeets might be right.

Everything going up, my salary included. However unlike the 2008 shat fest this time around I'm better off; bagged my house cheap as hell in 2008 so high gas prices in 2022 don't bother me any. (live/work in smallish city;8 miles to work,tank of gas lasts me a month). Gas is uh I dunno right at under $5 for the 87 grade and over 5 for the high test grades.

>>49445889

>>49445899
i commute 30 miles one way, i go through a tank in a week. thats $77 per week
JUST

S I G A

>>49445704
ALCO calls are part of a balanced breakfast. I mean portfolio.

>>49445815
I think he has 2 passes and 2 IPs and all of them got 3 day bans, but not at the same time. I believe the first ban expires tomorrow.

>>49445899
>investing in DIS
uhh am I missing something here? disney is going down the shitter...I hope thats a short position...

>>49445688
gay people having anal sex are making you hard lmao fag

SIGAsisters.......
not like this.....

>>49445804
That was a man.

>>49445937
Kek, the experts are retarded.
Bullish for SIGA

>>49445797
How can zoomers find this shit appealing? At least with 3dcg tv/anime there is a plot line, some worldbuilding, something to make you care about the characters... meanwhile zoom-zooms are simping for a glorified camwhore... I guess there's some precedent for this with idolshit & the associated variety shows, but that's a low bar to cross folks...

>>49445515
>For The Watch.

>>49445949
Ready for jan 2023?

>>49445937
Its airborne, they will re revise this. Jfc they want this to spread...

>>49445962
Zoom zoom niggers are not humans, they're cattle.

i want to buy a blacklight with my oil gains for some reason

>>49445969
When SIGA goes to $400 and I have $450k I'll be innawoods for the rest of my life.

>>49445962
we crossed the youtuber entertainment bridge a long time ago with PewDiePie, and that isn't on zoomzooms.

>>49445863
Where tf do they sell shrimp cocktail in COST

>>49445688
>Men will fuck men, will fuck men, will fuck men, will fuck men..

So whats the goal here, make so much money we can retire and live off the dividends? To finally break the wage slave cycle?

>>49445985
>says an increasingly nervous population glut getting squeezed on both sides

>>49446015
at my place its in the same area as the costco salads / rotisserie chickens
>>49446038
25k a month in divvie checks

>>49445688
LITERALLY JUST STOP SHOVING YOUR DICKS IN ASSHOLES
THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO DO

>>49446038
You ever played cookie clicker?

>>49445944
No. She was a woman. I could clearly see her breasts through her shirt. Don’t take my small happiness away from me.

>>49446038
get fuck you money so I can be autistic in peace

>>49446044
t. zoom zoom nigger

>>49446038
no, a large swath of the people here have unironic gambling problems and are here for the game and no other reason. You see it occasionally when people whine about being bored because the market is closed.

>>49445634
May we meet in the fields of Greenland. Godspeed anon

>>49446051
Anon, that's very homophobic

>>49445892
They can't tell them to stop, so they won't stop, ever.

They will keep fucking and sucking and sneeding and feeding until the virus spreads to the natural wildlife and rats and becomes endemic to western society.
Siga WILL go to $400.

>>49446038
Buy high, sell low, hand over any accidental profits to Rothschild.

>>49445962
>rwby toddler calling people zoomers
The ironing. vtubers are for 30-40+ Japanese salary men.

jesus christ what happened to the futures. we were almost green like 30 minutes ago

Sirs I am still holding a SPAC called SOFI. By Vishnu I cannot believe how much it has fallen.

Will all SPAC be redeemed like this scooter SPAC called BRDS?

Do you buy stocks at regular intervals like every month/quarter or just whenever you think it's a good time?

>>49446038
To impress other retards online after taking a large and risky, yet profitable, position.

>>49446085
>the ironing

>>49445962
Most of the dance stuff is for Japanese cause its jap "humor". Vtubing is just about finding a cute personality to follow

>>49445968

>>49446098
Should have just bought BIRD.

>>49446101
Bogleheads buy with each paycheck if they can because 'time in the market > timing the market'. Everyone else just tries to time the market

>>49445704
>there’s always a bull market somewhere
Oh hell yeah nah I understand what this nigga was sayin

>>49446098
shill me on this horrible looking stock

>>49446130
And this is why boggled tards always lose

>>49446109

>>49446117
Hahahaha

>>49446142
>boggled tards always lose
I don’t know about that, buddy.

>>49446142
>boggled tards always lose
>laughsin17%returns.png

>>49446137
Are we in a bullsquid market?

>>49445962
It really depends upon the vtuber. Lamy for example has mostly older working class men and salaryman fans... as well a really hot Taiwanese girls. The apeal is that there are so many you can find a vtuber who fits you.

If you want a trip go to /vt/ and fine the number thread during a Salome stream. They treat this shit like we treat stocks or /sp/ treats the Super Bowl.

>>49446092
stop living in the past, anon. They are called futures for a reason.
>>49446075
I haven't seen any valid arguments of why SIGA won't go higher. They are a solid company and the odds of governments throwing them insane amounts of money of the fagflu is incredibly high.

>>49446038
To pretend to be rich even though your networth is 4 fingers. :(

It's time to turn in your guns chuds. The Californian Indian-American is right. He understands why this is an issue for Americans. Why don't you?

>>49446051
This is apparently a very heavy lift in current era.

>>49446194
Damn 4 whole fingers!

>>49446172
Only if you've invested in physical crowbars.

>>49446172
>tfw HL3 was never released because we’re living in it.

>>49446216
Shall
not
be
infringed
Its that simple
Its just not gonna happen
If you don't like it make your own country

>>49446242
Heil

>>49446216
>a gun is a weapon of war its only purpose is to kill
Yeah no shit. It was put in the constitution so they could be pointed at glowies.

>>49446259
Found the jew

>>49446265
Can they please ask more about the “retired FBI agent” actively counseling him in… discord? You can have deep relationships with people there and yes it will come out but not til after midterms

>>49446265
>Stop right there.

Loan defaults on cars of all thing are starting. Looks like WAGMI bobochads!

Checks safe and my wife's black gun still dindu nuffin #notallblackguns

>>49446171
You mean 5% unadjusted returns, surely. Try looking at a chart next time.

>>49446216
Regardless of that dumbass tweet reply, McConaughey‘s article is actually really well written and I find it hard to think anyone would disagree with the things he puts forward as potential solutions. https://www.statesman.com/story/news/2022/06/06/matthew-mcconaughey-editorial-time-responsible-choices-guns/7523836001/

>>49446326
meanwhile,
>government: everybody needs to buy a $60k electric car right now or the world will end in a specific number of days

>>49446326
This is why it is so important that personal savings have run out, it means that the stimmies are now completely out of the system, except everything’s now 30% more expensive than before

>>49446350
shall not be infringed

>>49446283
I’m a mutt, not a Jew.

>>49446038
I just want to get a house and work a less stressful job

>>49446085
>implying that's the only show I've watched
it just is a good foil, similar levels of effort but one is an actual work of imagination the other is just watching someone... do something wIeRd AnD qUiRkY? I'm not claiming to be an anime encyclopedia here I just cannot imagine unironically spending any amount of time watching VTubers.

>>49446111
I mean, I kind of get it but... wouldn't you want a storyline, or at least some level of forethought rather than just winging it? This feels like a bad & janky bridge to actual good LOCALLY HOSTED (on computing hardware you physically own & control) AI waifus that aren't just a 3DCG costume worn by some psycho pixie who hates your guts (or just a dude).

>>49446326
I'm more shocked Gen Z has cars.

>>49446242
It's not even that. That shit is 100% fud to keep people from noticing how bad they are being fleeced by the federal gov.

The fed will never infringe on it because half of the states will just pass laws to protect those rights and the fed will literally have no go states because it. Fucking nanny state retards have no idea how the US works. It will be the same as weed States will keep it legal and the Fed would keep it illegal.

tl;dr long gubs because all the retards are gonna buy up the ammo despite living in states with such loose gun laws that they can buy a shipping container of semi auto rifles at 16 years of age with ni questions asked.

>>49446358
He’s not arguing for your right to be infringed you fucking moron. Dude is a 2A fan. If you think some background checks and red flag laws are infringing on your right you are blatantly retarded.

>>49446359
Heeeeeeyyyyy handsome

>>49446391
Lies upon lies upon lies.

>>49446391
Shall not be infringed

Fat hands is awful and now I understand why this thread has gotten so bad.

He’s gotten followers

>>49446391
Since you have alerted the smg family that you are indeed a faggot, can i fuck your throat to death?

>>49446391
>sorry sir. It says here you had one anxiety attack in 2009. Not going to be able to sell you that firearm.

>>49446339
Before everything went tits up the large cap growth index stock was hitting an average of 25% yearly. And even with this year it's sitting around 17% yearly returns. That's a doubling time of 5 years. That can turn $10,000 into a $1,000,000 in 30 years.

Gentlemen, I have returned from a long day waging to be able to afford more shares of UVXY and SIGA. What's the QRD for /smg/ today? I'm seeing some kind of drama involving rocker but not any updates on SIGA calls anon. I did check the ticker for it while on lunch and saw it was up a good bit so yay for them.

>>49446440
Stop talking to the retards. Liberals hate America and their rights. Simple as.

>>49446444
SIGA calls anon has dropped off the grid

Also
>23, made 60-70k for the past 3 years, 600 score
>never had a company offer me more than a $500 limit
>suddenly this week two different companies reach out to me with offers for $1000 credit lines
My score even dropped a couple points for whatever reason, seems very sketchy and predatory.

>>49446391
>going after guns instead of taking steps to address the mental health problems, online radicalization from foreign and domestic powers, and reducing inflation (which is the primary manner in which governments steal from their people)
Background checks are coo, red flags are coo in theory but big gay and subject to bias and misconduct in reality (much like communism) and the actual solution like it always has been will be to just price people out a la tax stamps and 20,000$ shot-out M16's at auction.

>>49446444
>>49446469
So did he lose all his money or what?

>>49446469
He sold and roped

>>49446396

SIGAF FAGIS

>>49446499
Just Say No to Predators

Uranium squeeze is coming and its funded by the government

i just told my wife mom to stop teaching her daughter to turn out like her.(essentially telling her to stop teaching her daughter bitching and making scenes)
That pause and then
>”uh”
>pause
>”well that was uncalled for”
>*chad leaves conversation without saying anything else
>can here her mom telling wife she should leave chad when i walk away
Kek
We have 1 kid and 1 in the oven. Maybe just stop being bitches

Yes the jannies came after all of my passes, but luckily I have one IP left. I was just gonna buy another pass but Coinbase is being a giant faggot and won't accept any of my payment options because "reasons"

>>49446499
weird, Discover gave me $750 back when I had arguably no credit history and just starting out

>>49446464
Where did they even come from? Don’t they have their own LGBT board or whatever?

I love OIL like you wouldn’t believe.

>>49446538
>but luckily I have one IP left.
not for long

>>49446412
>>49446416
>>49446434
>>49446440
>>49446503
>How to trigger faggot ass smg tards in one simple comment ANY%
Literally the easiest bait I’ve ever attempted. You faggots are easier to setup than redditors. Gotta love it

>>49446443
They were hitting 9% yearly during the turbo-bullrun, retard.
And around -20% for the year.
If you were a real boggleinbred you're not even capturing all the gains but yet you enjoy soaking up all the losses thanks to your extra (((assets))). Pic related is what your precious bogglememe gives you since 2009 (i.e. it assumes you bought the very bottom).

>>49446499
You sure it doesn’t say “up to $1000”?

>>49446538

>>49446362
It's doesn't fill the same niche as a TV show, most of the time it's just background noise, just a constant stream of lighthearted jokes/banter, something that you aren't really going to focus on. There more story lines to follow than your average streamer, like when they do a tournament you follow along with their training and then the tournament itself is the payoff same with with a big concert or event but that's the exception. Some people form a parasocial relationship and become completely obsessed but they have mental problems and are not the norm.

>>49445797
I'm only gonna say this once, you make jokes like this pretending to steal my wife, but the curse to your portfolio will be very real.

>>49446391
>excuse me sir, but the female gun shop employee thought you seemed "anti-social" and "potentially hostile" and furthermore you "looked at her funny", per the law you are now banned from owning a firearm
or
>excuse me sir, but it seems you have been posting on the known extremist website 4chan dot org. Due to the high amount of anti-gov- uh I mean racist, sexist, and mysogynistic content on this site, we are going to have to assume you are a potential mass shooter and confiscate all your weapons
or of course
>excuse me sir but your negative posts about the government's handling of <latest_crisis_caused_by_gov_fuckups> show an imminent risk of violent action and therefore we are confiscating all weapons
or
I mean seriously the red flag laws are just a blank check for the gov to take your weapons. MAYBE background checks under certain circumstances can be executed in a way that won't let the gov arbitrarily deny someone their 2nd amendment right but the law has to be written upfront with the understanding that the gov will try to abuse it when convenient.

>>49446582
Oops,

>>49446581
>Only pretending
>Muwhahaha
You.

>>49446581
You must be over the age of 18 to post here, child

>>49446543
Unfortunately those godless Un-Americans like money. I know there is an Asian faggot who lives in Cali who goes to shooting ranges lurks and posts his gay views. He's just graduated highschool and feared whites and still does.

>>49446581
>say something retarded and provocative
>people get provoked and respond
>hurr durr thanks for the (you)s fags

kys

>>49446581
>haha jokes on you guys I was just pretending to be retarded
Yes, I was on /b/ as a kid too, it was very funny then.

>>49446565
If Coinbase stops being retarded you will be powerless against me.

>>49446587
No, it was two companies I have banking history with. Fresh preapprovals for $1000. I literally think my age was the biggest determination of why they won’t give me any more than $500, which makes me concerned why they are raising my ability to lend right now

>>49446608
Kek I got like 10 yous in the space of 60 seconds and completely derailed the thread. Easy as fuck nerd

>>49446606
Here's the june-to-june returns for the past year. Nice +17%, inbred.

payday tomorrow. i may be quiting soon. is now a bad time to sell everything and move to boston? is it possible to get an asian gf in boston?

>>49446612
>>49446620
>>49446621
Lol even more yous. Gotta love when retards take the bait hook line and sinker and then try to save face

>>49446627
Apply for pre approval from a real company and build your score

>>49446629
Not as easy as your mother. Now run along and go play some roblox, and if you steal her credit card again for robux I will beat you senseless and throw you in the lake before CPS can get here. Not my fault you didn't want to finish those swimming lessons.

>>49446643
why the fuck would you move to boston of all places

>>49446651
markets closed, if you need attention I will give you all the attention you need sweet bb

>>49446666
Satan doesn't even want to move to Boston, god damn.

>>49446651
Why don't you spend time with your family instead of being retarded here. Maybe go give your mother a call. You do have a good relationship with your parents, right?

>>49446660
Dad it’s not my fault you’re black and gave me the shit swimming genetics

Oh shit, are you ready guys?
Forced reporting! Like christmas in june!

>>49446666
Satan quads confirm boston is a shithole and I laugh every single day that they no longer have Tom "Dick3Long" Brady to carry them and Belishart to victory.

>>49446678
Is it time for dubs?
Observe
>>49446651
Check em'

I hate niggers because they put the faggot responsible for this in charge
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/06/07/blackouts-energy-shortages-biden-coal/

It’s a fucking libtard news source running this headline too

>>49446689
Can we make the gays wear stars upon thars yet?

>>49446629
>derailing /smg/
>/smg/ has a focus

>>49446666
Massholes can be pretty based sometimes, but yeah I wouldn't want to live there

>>49446682
It's not my fault you cut your dick off and like dressing like a woman either but here we are. Get the fuck to bed before I deadname you until you cry.

how much longer can oil rise? Seems sus

>>49446680
We have a decent relationship but it’s currently 12am in burgerland so probably won’t be calling them or trying to spend time with them. Thanks for asking though

>>49446689
Things must be really bad if they had to create new legislation

>>49446695
This is actually bullish for the market, because Biden will likely give us energy stimmies so we can stop the blackouts

>>49446722
Much longer

>>49446695
Ironically the south, which has the most blacks, has perfectly fine infrastructure

>>49446713
Thanks dad I know you love me deep down and this is just your way of showing it :’)

>>49446695
Hey nigger. Shut up.

>>49446695
Hey scoopsies did you finally take a new job yet or not. Some of those salaries looked absolutely ridiculous. Someone as autistic as you has no right making that much money.

>>49446723
I imagine you as the fat bitch that smells of cottage cheese

>>49446734
Memes aside I think they're just deathly scared of failed response 2.0 following corona.

>>49446590
ah OK that kind of makes sense... kind of like those "TV on 24/7" households... my family was never that way growing up but I know the vibe... still weird tbqdesu

>>49446736
>likely give us energy stimmies so we can stop the blackouts
The issue is that the coal plants are shutting down, not that people are refusing to pay for electricity.
Biden is also on track for not paying the coal plants to stay the fuck online

>>49446689
Will you faggots stop shoving things in your asses for 2 weeks? God damnit this is actually happening isn't it?

>>49446756

what is that?

>>49446755
He's getting 4x what he would get if he was white but otherwise identical (quotas aside), but oh well, that's what you get in the age of diversity uber alles.

>>49446781
Mmm but if we have more money to buy more electricity they’ll bring them back online. I’m thinking energy stimmies are bullish

Are bonds a meme?

>>49446750
Hey niggerbitchmonkey, just stop being poor kek it’s so easy
ya just have to make money
I literally stuck my fucking hand out n got 6 offers for over $250k/yr
It’s so fukken easy
Kek

>>49446788
Thats a dancing tumor silly goose

>>49446755
Hey faggot, why were people posting that you were dead earlier today?

>>49446777
Watching streams and giving a shit about the person behind it is normal. Having no life outside of becoming one with a computer chair while sending e-thots and literal dudes using 2d loli avatars thousands of dollars in donos and thinking they're actually your friend should get someone put on a watchlist. The sad part is how many people slide from the former into the latter over a long enough time.

>>49446805
Yes.

>>49446805
No, they are slow and easy and predictable which makes them absolutely prime targets for mind bending amounts of leverage. Buy some puts on EDV anon, or sell some calls, it’s down about double what the S&P is

>>49446808
based. im an SE, 250k+stock is my minimum

>>49446832
Watch my latest video if you want to know. I'm dangling on one last IP and the jannies have waged war on me.

>>49446808
Stfu faggot. U lost 100k because you are just as fucking stupid as the rest of us. Quit using some fake job offer bullshit to give u a soft landing.

>>49446801
The issue / cause of the black ours is not that the porch monkeys can no longer afford electricity.
How would stimmies fix this?

>>49446777

>>49446875
U sound jelly that a retard like me is about to start pulling $400k/yr while your poor & stupid ass is probably frying up tendies for $10/hr
Kek

>>49446882
Supply and demand, read some Adam smith bro, energy stimmies are absolutely giga bullish and will make sure Americans can have plenty of electricity this summer

SIGA chads, I just saw this posted. Woah

>>49446808
Are you at least aware that you get offers like that because you're a nigger?

>>49446873
>jannies have waged war on me.
Be careful. You may fight a war by choice, but a man who fights for nothing is unstoppable.

>>49446596
How was your trip to McDonald's in order to post this?

PRICED IN

>>49446923
Umm, sorry CHUD, but gays are responsible members of our society and will in no way recklessly spread this disease during pride month.

>>49446755
>Someone as autistic as you has no right making that much money
didn't you know Rocker, in STEM autistic traits are a sustainable competitive advantage (TM)
it won't net you as much as dark triad + charisma but hey it's better than nothing bby

also, and I hate to say it, but despite the explanations others have given I cannot understand how one could make a human in a 3dcg facade their "waifu"
waifus should exist only in people's imagination, either the writer's or the viewers
why would I want a likely hostile or at best neutral human directly corresponding to the person behind the screen

>>49446923
The writing was on the wall. This will be the cover up for the real failures that cause the market to melt down.

And I wonder if they'll laugh when I'm dead?
Why am I fighting to live if I'm just living to fight?
Why am I trying to see when there ain't nothing in sight?
Why am I trying to give when no one gives me a try?
Why am I dying to live if I'm just living to die?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6I1wORPDZ8

>>49446951
I have one IP left. Coinbase isn't being gay so I'm buying more 4chan passes, so I'm unstoppable.
>>49446981
Miko is pure both in real life and in my imagination.

>>49446981
A female editor for wired told me on NPR that code didn't need to be perfect. I thought they were rinsing all you autists out of the industry to replace you all with women and dude bros.

This is fake and gay, right? Right?

>>49446962
That video is unimaginably horrifying. Do none of them care if they get herpes, or aids? This is what we are dealing with. May god have mercy on us non faggots.

>>49446941
Are you at least aware how fat my schlong is n that u talk liek a bitch, you stupid gorilla-ass porchmonkey

>>49446918
Okay. Fine. I get it.
You’re only pretending to be retarded.

>>49446912
>bragging on an anonymous cartoon forum
embarrassing tbqh

>>49446038
The complete destruction of the state of Israel.

Hear me out bastard sirs:

I really want to buy puts on GUSH. We know oil can keep going up, but it’s going to get price shocked to death as these commodity cycles always.

Is opening a small GUSH short position (via puts) a good idea at these levels?

>>49447018
you think your wife cares when she's going out?

>>49447006
I have one I don’t use anymore because I’m a good goy. Drop an email

>>49447002
Your singing is a amazing, fren

>>49447013
I wish it was real

>>49447018
Honestly I think they all want to die.

>>49447045
I don't need it anymore, but you really should use it because it's convenient. But here's my email anyway.
jrocker829@gmail.com

>>49447032
>You’re only pretending to be retarded.
Yeah but you took me serious at first, it was pretty funny

>>49447043
She never leaves the house or has friends. You can't control yours?

>>49446871
Based

>>49447013
Definitely fake and gay

>>49447040

Short everything but energy.

>>49447068
I'm sorry chad I thought I was talking to someone else

>>49447040
$120/barrel is just $60/barrel pre-covid

everything else started costing 2x even before oil was $60/barrel, oil just happens to be very politically involved unlike other commodities/products so it is not allowed to be expensive
but lol where's the capex to pump up production to meet the (growing) demand?

>>49447072
Energy goes up when regular equities go down, but when the market really starts accelerating down, energy commodities CRASH


The more I think about it, slowly scaling into a leveraged GUSH short is a smart idea. It’s a 2x ETF which will get chopped hard

>>49447040
>I would like the short the only sector that is green this year
sounds like a great idea anon, please let us know how that goes

I can't stand going to bed. It means the day is gone forever and I have one less day to live.

>>49447018
They are unimaginable deviants. They don't care if they get STDs, because the people they fuck don't care if they get STDs. They only get tested if they have obvious symptoms, just look at how AIDs spread.
If monkeypoz is AIDs, but also has an airborne component it will spread like wild fire, so SIGA is likely a smart play... however its still really early in the cycle so I think its probably not going to move as quickly as a lot of people in smg have been hoping.

>>49447013
>We'll al be dead by 2026
Good. Fucking end it already.

>>49447064
I had like six from when jannies waged war on me as well earlier this year. Godspeed

>>49447102
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bedtime_procrastination

>>49447102
thats why god made the white mans drug anon. crack cocaine and/or methamphetamines

>>49447007
>that code didn't need to be perfect
Fucking lol
Fucking kek
lullll
>A female editor for wired told me
LOL
FUCKING LOL
>A female editor for wired told me
> that code didn't need to be perfect
HAHAHA
FUCKING LOL
LMAO
LINK PLEASE

JS lets you drop semicolons and a couple formalities like that now, but that’s about it

>>49446923
Incredible, smg got in early on a 10x... this shit was just updated today on their website AH.

B I L I
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>>49447102
I sleep like a baby hoping this time I won't wake up. :D

>>49447142
>>49447142
>>49447142
>>49447142

>>49446350
>1) All gun purchases should require a background check.
they already do. private purchases however, don't. not many people are willing to sell to strangers anyway, especially blacks

>2) Unless you are in the military, you should be 21 years old to purchase an assault rifle. I’m not talking about 12-gauge shotguns or lever-action hunting rifles. I’m talking about the weapon of choice for mass murderers, AR-15s.
does he know that 18 year olds are signing up and joining the military? if they raise the age to 21, then you shouldn't be allowed to serve until 21. shit goes both ways

>3) Red Flag Laws should be the law of the land
i don't agree with this. who's stopping them from just making false claims, and making poor judgement? its basically the "loophole" democrats want to be able to ban guns

>4) We need to institute a national waiting period for assault rifles.
waiting for the background check to come back is the only waiting period we should have, period.

>>49447018
Gay guys are a split bunch. Half are boring old fags that have husbands that don’t have sex anymore and lead boring lives, and then you have this lot that go through as many guys as they can because they have a death wish. My barber won’t even go to pride anymore because he says he’s too old for that shit, but that guy will overdose on heroin by 30

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>>49446755
>avatarfagging
You know what I just did Rocker?

>>49447095

Biden doubled down on his ESG and green deals.

Unironically, this time it’s different.

>>49445206
It’s excellent

>>49447038
Based

>>49447067
There’s immense levels of autism and retardation on this board.
You totally had my ass going there for a minute, fäm. Fuck.

>>49445022
gay!

>>49446038
Pretty much yeah. I dont want to live hard forever, I dont want to have to choose between food or gas or some bill. I want to be able to get nice things without worrying that I'll miss rent. I want to own a home so I can breathe for once. I dont want to be anxious all the time, I want to have some actual security and assurance that im not one bad day away from being fucked.
I dont want to bust my ass my whole life with nothing to show for it, which is exactly how it is nowadays.

>>49446101
Whenever I can be sure that I can afford it. Its a bit of a risk but I'll end up spending it on some shit anyways so at least this way theres a chance I could make off well with it. That, and savings account interest is such dogshit that inflation blows past it, so this is also a sort of way to keep ahead of it by making a couple dollars a day on penny stocks.
Either I blow my money on dumb shit or I take a controlled risk that could have a positive outcone.

>>49446216
mconacuck used to seem cool to me, now I see that hes just another filthy curly haired jew trying to disarm the white goyim so they can be gulaged and holdomored until they are no more.
Fuck him, and ARs arent weapons of war, theyre weapons of foreign policing conflicts. A REAL weapon of war is 7.62x51 real fuckin nato. Now THAT will blow someones skull apart, I seent it myself.

>>49446359
Hey youre as white as me!

>>49446601
>it wont be all of those at once
go long on semi automatic rifles

>>49447018
>May god have mercy on us non faggots.
Anon pls, GOTT MIT UNS!

>>49447102
Have you tried going to bed early to get a good nights sleep and waking up early and well rested ready to drink some daily grind and squeeze out some money from shorting stocks? A good nights rest and a good breakfast is the key to a productive day.