/biz/ - Business & Finance

Why don't you chuds listen to the experts and short SWBI

>>49443013
>he works
>he grills
>he bakes

It's going to dump for the next 18 months, with occasional pumps to get you to buy more falling knives.

Siggers from last thread.
>A UKHSA spokesperson said there will be no update on Mo0nkeypox case numbers today - with the next update due to be released on Wednesday.
The UK is hiding their gaypox numbers

>>49443038
Sure the government just has to turn in their guns first and I promise I'll turn in mine.

>>49443055
>18 months of cheapies
ANTI SLURPERS WILL NOT BE SPARED

First for break even

it's our time soon

>>49443038
I would fuck Matthew McConaughey. No Homo tho

MOMS SPAGHETTI MOMS SPAGHETTI MOMS SPAGHETTI MOMS SPAGHETTI MOMS SPAGHETTI MOMS SPAGHETTI MOMS SPAGHETTI MOMS SPAGHETTI MOMS SPAGHETTI MOMS SPAGHETTI MOMS SPAGHETTI MOMS SPAGHETTI MOMS SPAGHETTI MOMS SPAGHETTI MOMS SPAGHETTI

Edit: link to song so you can sing along https://youtu.be/SW-BU6keEUw

>>49443038
what a faggot

>>49443067
Kek I can't even say that. I'll never turn in my guns.

>>49443099
>MURPH
>MURPH!!!!!
>WE GOTTA GRAB THE GUNS MURPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>49442262
Shit...you're right. Oil'd get a second wind from middle east food riots.

>>49443076
>No Homo tho
Be a lot cooler if you were.

Uranium Kings... I am thinking we are back

SUCK IT CHUDS

>>49443131
No that's gay I ain't no faggot trucker.

>>49443038
The self importance these rich assholes have is unbelievable.

>>49443150
Dont blow it all on your front hole surgery.

Big brained redpill is that all money is just welfare from the treasury. They don’t have to print off fun coupons for you useless eaters, they do it from the kindness of their heart

>>49443150
Pleas tell me you have more than one account

>>49443150
That was me when Garbage Don was 1.30. I should have sold. God willing SIGA brings me back into 6 figures. Congrats anon

>>49443150
something tells me you have been there before.

what happened today and why isnt soxl below 18

>>49443160
Matthew McConaughey was literally born and raised in Uvalde you dumb cunt. Obviously he's going to want to take some action when incredibly loose gun laws in rootin' tootin' patriotic Texas allowed for a bunch of schoolchildren getting blown to bits in his HOMETOWN.
You dumb nigger gorrilla .

>>49443241
Nah, he's just another faggot gun grabbing shill like you.

>futures

>>49443265
This

Futures are mildly red so they should swing deep green before open, followed by a dump during market hours.

>>49443072
no, everyone is positioning for a powell pivot even Pelosi who pretty much confirmed it.

>>49443290

>>49443241

>>49443241
You're more likely to be struck by lightning than you are to die from a school shooting. Almost all gun violence is drug and gang related, but leftists don't want to admit that because it makes minorities look bad.

>>49443241
>Liking your home town
ishygddt

>>49443241
What a coincidence that the CIA stage a false flag to initiate a gun grab there.

>>49443241
>MURPH
>MURPH!!!!!
>THE SCHOOL SHOOTING WAS IN MY HOME TOWN MURPH!!!!
>THAT MEANS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN LITERALLY EVERYBODY ELSE MURPH!!!!!!
molon abe.
>>49443207
>>49443203
>>49443198
>>49443173
>>49443150
actually I just rolled over my 401k into my IRA lel

>>49443215
look at the stocks in SOXL to start

>>49443055
>Dollar Cost Average over 18 months before lift off.
Yes, I think I will.

>>49443241
The main problem in this specific case was the kid had an extensive juvenile record that isn't included in a background check. Also idk if it's been confirmed, but at the middle school he went to, when he went there, there were two kids found to be planning a school shooting when they turned 18. And if he was in fact one of them, he should never have been allowed to get a gun because he should've been locked up for at least a decade.

>>49443267
remind me again what happened last night and then today

>>49443322
Why not?
>t. flyover

>>49443317
Nah happens everyday in burgerland. I think everyone in my family has been in a school shooting, nocap bruh

>>49443346

>>49443317
Vast majority of mass shootings since 1982 have been committed by White people obviously NRA-funded conservatives are not going to talk about that.
The fact that you're also too stupid to realize that you think the point about gun control is specifically school shootings and not mass shootings so you handwaved it as "MINORITIES ARE BAD" tells me how retarded the average gun fanatic is.
https://www.statista.com/statistics/476456/mass-shootings-in-the-us-by-shooter-s-race/

My black gun dindu nuffin he a good boi!

>>49443337
Why did the world get gayer when they removed the ash trays from airplanes?

>>49443410
Smoking increases test

OIL
NATGAS
URANIUM
POTASH
SHIPPING
PRECIOUS METALS
DIVERSIFIED METALS
BATTERY METALS
RARE EARTHS

commodity chads rise up

>>49443390
>Vast majority of mass shootings since 1982 have been committed by White people obviously NRA-funded conservatives are not going to talk about that.
Imagine believing this. This can only be true because they can't find tyrone in chicago after he did a drive by at his rivals quincenera

still all cash, how long do i gotta wait for the crash?

>OIL

>>49443013
Is there still good money to be made in Option Anons? I been away for a while. But im scared to get back in. Im living pay check to pay check now. But i remember making some good gains.

>>49443414
Are these muslim captions accurate? I agree with everything they say

>>49443429
Until viden steps down

>>49443360
The corner liquor store is not a school anon.

>>49443437
Options are good for two things: profiting off time sensitive information and increasing the leverage on a non-time sensitive position when you can tolerate the increased risk.

Find the play first, then determine if you should go shares or options.

im so fked bear bros
we going 420 at open

>>49443429
Become a sigger

>>49443346
This Friday we will be skyrocketting.

>>49443425

I literally provided a fucking statistic for you, yet you want to defend your retarded mutt white race so bad you just lie.

Can you explain to me why White American people, per capita and adjusted for population, commit FAR more gun violence than Asian American people? So is it really "minorities" that are the issue?

White people need to have their fucking guns taken away. It's getting almost laughable hearing whites doing these insane mental gymnastics to deflect or justify their violence.

>>49443439
Yes,turns out muslims are based.

>>49443486
Post hands

>>49443486
I literally just told you why that statistic could even be remotely true. Because the cops dont give a shit about monkeys in chicongo killing each other.

I get that being a minority means you have poor reading comprehension skills but jesus christ tyrone.

>>49443457
I’m not shitting you
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/STEM_School_Highlands_Ranch_shooting
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arapahoe_High_School_(Colorado)
Me and my siblings have all been in multiple school shootings

>>49443346
An incredibly low volume pump

>>49443417
God's portfolio. Amen.

>>49443512
>Because the cops dont give a shit about monkeys in chicongo killing each other.
Why would you care about black on black violence?

You are far more likely to die at the hands of a white person than a black person if you are NOT black, which most of us are.

So answer this question since you avoided it before: Tell me why Asian-Americans commit way less gun violence than White-Americans, per capita. Why are you a lot more violent than the fastest growing group of "minorities" in the USA?

>>49443462
Thanks Anon, i use to be good at it. But lost my momentum. I really need some sort of extra income coming in. This Crypto Bear market is starting to take a toll.

>>49443486
Are we talking about Asians or brown street shitters?

>>49443555

ignore these stats about overall shootings and only pay attention to this specific type of shooting that i can pick and choose what incidents qualify for it

>>49443555
>You are far more likely to die at the hands of a white person than a black person if you are NOT black, which most of us are.
lol. now this is some cope.
I'll give you a freebie and say that yes, white people do commit ALL mass shootings. That still doesnt even come close to the amount of niggers killing other niggers or other people. Fucking moron.

>>49443566
>>49443575

Both. Indian people and East Asian people are considerably less violent than White people, who are inclined to mass shootings.

Sadly, SWBI is not a good short because sales go up when regulatory action is threatened.

>>49443486
Lol no it's niggers that's the issue. Oh and jews. Probably more the jews than the niggers desu senpai

>>49443555
Wait you really think white people shoot more people than blacks do ?

>>49443583
>Indian
Stopped reading


Everytime the political narrative is"we need to ban assault rifles" I immediately buy another one. It has cost me a lot but they are decent investments and hold their value ok.

If its not the siga faggots its the pol incels,damn

>NATGAS might go to $10
Sniffchads, we won't be able to imagine the smell at this rate.

>>49443555
>whataboutism
Even if what you say is true, the violence rate is utterly negligible. You're just pointing to a nonzero value and saying it's "too high." Regardless, we have a fundamental human right to bear arms, to defend ourselves against tyrannical governments. Number 1 cause of death in the entire 20th century was democide: the killing of people by their own government. If people are shooting up schools, then treat mental illness. Because military-grade weaponry is unironically a human right.

>>49443582
>Nigger shoots 8 people.
Not a mass shooting because he’s black. Kek, ok.

>>49443390
Define a mass shooting

>>49443620
SOXL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>49443620
>oil
>soxl
>uranium
>some dividend etfs
>for half a fucken year
>zero stock picks for smg

New info comes in
>oh my god they're talking about SIGA
>uhhh sooooo annoying

Consider an hero

>>49443629
>If people are shooting up schools, then treat mental illness. Because military-grade weaponry is unironically a human right.

Lmao. Fucking white people. Go blow off 80 people's leg at a country music concert you chucklefucks.

>>49443555
For starters, Asians are really small Twinkies scared of their own shadow. Sure you find a one with balls enough here and there, bust most of them would get smashed by anything non Asian. Because of this, and evolving from totalarian regimes, they are quite the passive human.

i bought SPY AND OIL puts

>>49443486
Chicago must be the whitest place on earth

>>49443665
>country music concert
Unironically the jews did that one

>>49443390
A.) Those numbers a bullshit, and they're probably using a non-standard definition of mass shooting to intentionally skew the numbers. The official definition is "three or more people shot".
B.) Mass shootings account for a miniscule share of overall gun violence.

>>49443575
>>49443582
>>49443583
Stop replying to this obvioys shill. This thread is getting slid because anons are waking up to the reality of hyperinflation and commodities going parabolic.

>>49443429
I am way behind but still made $200 today.

>>49443665
Great, looks like twitter shares your penchant for emotional oversimplification and straw man arguments. Go back there and cry some more. Sieg heil.

are we going to go down tomorrow before cpi, i need to buy in cheap

>>49443637
thats basically this morons argument.
>>49443555
as this anon said >>49443676
, asians are spineless pussies and it really is as simple as that. I've cucked so many asian manlets in my lifetime that ive lost count.
>>49443693
>This thread is getting slid because anons are waking up to the reality of hyperinflation and commodities going parabolic
thats been happening for a while anon, where have you been?

>>49443665
That was a CIA glow op gone wrong you disingenuous fuck. They were trying to assassinate some Saudi royalty or some shit like that and when they failed they needed a cover so they unloaded on innocent people.

>>49443330
what do you mean stocks in soxl

>>49443719
We're going down after /ourguy/ powell speaks up

>>49443390
>there have only been 22 black mass shootings in the United States between 1982 and June 2022
lmfao there's been more the past two years alone ffs.
>>49443486
>comparing white and asians
Now compare white to black.

>>49443555
>Asian-Americans commit way less gun violence
violence is a masculine trait

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?

>>49443719
God, imagine the mouthful of her trying to choke you out with her funbags while you try to explain to her why the holocaust didn't happen.

Way too many white red neck psychos in this thread

i need to make more money before the end of the week

>>49443744
HELLO OFFICER
YES
THIS IS THE MOST ANTISEMETIC THING IVE EVER SEEN
THIS RIGHT HERE
HOLY FUCK HE'S HITLER 2.0
OH MY FUCKEN GOD

BUY SIGA

>>49443756
Oil continuing its march to equal SPY.

>>49443678
i would think that if oil drops hard that means inflation drops which means the fed can pump the breaks. is your thinking different or are you just yoloing bets

>>49443779
im talking about the yen bro

>>49443765
yeah its almost like you should get the fuck out of our country if you don't like white people

>>49443765
You're welcome to go back to r*ddit, shitskin.

>>49443360

>>49443778
I already have
SIGA will save me from the Feds retarded hyperinflation

>>49443744
DELET

>>49443758
You know most if not all of them dont give a damn about that event right?

>>49443786
Oh, huge downward revision on GDP: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/japan-economy-shrank-at-slightly-slower-pace-in-1q-than-first-estimated-271654647595

>all these anti-gun psyop posters
Yo reddit. Or whoever is raiding these threads. There are like 100, maybe 200 people tops who post regularly on smg. You might have better luck somewhere else? Perhaps somewhere where you could control upvotes so your opinion only is visible??? Perhaps reddit????

>>49443665
I wish the media was like this.

>>49443801
based, keep updating this picture anon

>>49443611
I'm absolutely not denying that guns are phenomenal investment vehicles. My own LLC is trying to get one of the partners a license to get a vendor license from the ATF. The fact that an MP5/M4 have out performed the stock market is hilarious....especially when considering the price of guns goes UP during bad times.

For the purposes of being /biz/raeli guns are great, The government literally needs contractors like one of my LLC partners wants to be to fill SAM orders.


But guess what? It doesn't change the fact that white people are incredibly irresponsible with their guns as far as the culture goes, a lot closer to black than you would think. If you lived in a place where guns flow like waters as I did in Idaho, you'd realize that these dipshit methed out white parents are cavalier-like with giving their clearly unstable children access to guns.

All of those mass shootings were an outcome of "HELL YEAH MURICA GUNS N FREEDOM" culture where children who should've been educated and disciplined ended up being given access to high grade weaponry and patted on their back for it. White gun culture is sickening but profitable.

>>49443719
Legalize rape

>>49443806
oy vey i was eaten alive by wild eagles 3 times in the holocamps nazi scum

>>49443417
Based and Andy pilled

Is grilling alone sad and/or pathetic?

MEANWHILE ANOTHER TOTALLY LEGIT MASS SHOOTING THAT ISN'T THE FEDS JUST HAPPENED. IT'S TIME TO GIVE UP YOUR GUNS CHUDS.

>>49443833
MP40bros, why do the Juden hate us?

>>49443783
Dollar up, everything else down

>>49443856
in clown world doing anything alone is brave and stunning unironically

is the market going to go up or down till cpi release friday do i long or short

have the scientists found out how come blacks are so dumb yet?

>>49443515
So white-as-cum motherfucker shot up a VTA station 10 minutes away from my old work place last year.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_San_Jose_shooting

Gilroy Gardens also happened. And then years before that one of my friends had to rush to his family in Spokane because his cousin had to deal with some white kid who was given access to an AR.

>>49443665
Man you’re very easily misled.

>>49443692
The definitions of mass shooting and mass killing are not as clear a most people think.

>>49443875
Purely economic factors

>>49443832
I'll probably make a better version tomorrow to help address some of the fucken retards in here and clear some doubts.
What happened to options anon?

>>49443833
>blames whites

yeah no, not the problem

>>49443833
>But guess what? It doesn't change the fact that white people are incredibly irresponsible with their guns as far as the culture goes
haha
> a lot closer to black than you would think
LOL
>If you lived in a place where guns flow like waters as I did in Idaho, you'd realize that these dipshit methed out white parents are cavalier-like with giving their clearly unstable children access to guns.
why dont you go move to a place where a nigger like you would be safe, like africa?
>>49443878
silence on the nigger who shot up philadelphia tho right

>>49443856
No. Grilled meat tastes the best, if your neighbors give you shit start chopping off all their tree limbs hanging over your property and plant knotweed everywhere

>>49443817
It's just un-Americans being un-American.

/biz/ needs flags

Reminder that most mass shootings are committed by blacks according to the official definition of mass shooting. The easiest way to determine if a black or nonblack perp committed a given shooting is if there are more wounded than dead - blacks cannot aim and randomly spray their weapons into crowds.

You people are the reason I'm poor. I'm convinced of it.

>>49443896
98k anon... kek

>>49443896
I think he's still in it, good thing he did friday and not a monday

>>49443878
Oh shit yeah I remember reading about that one briefly lol
The amount of shootings that just pile on and get memory holed is so high lmao

>>49443833
>conjures up some cherrypicked fantasy about meth heads giving guns to children
>uses it as an excuse to take away all guns, even from responsible owners
Plus, once again, the number of people killed by their own government in the past century dwarfs all other domestic gun deaths by a factor of 10,000.

>>49443878
how did I know you were a bay area faggot, jesus christ you stink like a fucking plague

>JOKER 2 CONFIRMED

holy shit yall, im pumped LIKE THE FUCKING MARKET

>>49443913
Sup Steve

>>49443920
yes

>>49443744
I’m actually glad nobody cares about blacks killing each other. Is that raysis?

>>49443928
>>49443922
I was probably one of the first anons to bring SIGA into attention and all of a sudden I see that someone did this from here. I legit felt terrible but I honestly have no idea why the fuck he did it. The virus had only been really spreading for two weeks, SIGA is very shorted...I just don't get it.

>>49443833
You will never be White

>>49443949
Yes, but everyone is naturally racist. Always has been.
>>49443870
Is this a milf or a gilf?

>>49443946
Sailer's Law is a useful tool yes. It's also easy to guess if the news does not mention the perp's race - if they do not he is highly likely to be black.

>>49443945
>joker is a woman this time

>>49443945
Its going to be kiked as fuck though, you and I both know it

My $3k SIGA investment will turn into $30k. Right sigabros?

>>49443901
Ah, of course, I forgot about Europeans because well... you know...

Anyways. Eurocucks, and especially Auscucks... if you want a monarchy that's your problem... over here, as you may know, our forefathers threw some tea in a harbor and took up arms against the largest empire in the world so we wouldn't have to deal with that bullshit, it's a bit late to turn back now wouldn't you agree?

>>49443992
As long as the virus continues to worm its way around the world until it becomes endemic, SIGA will go to $100

>>49443875
It’s white peoples fault

>>49443778
Here you go.

>>49443992
If 100k fags get it EOM, you might be looking at 60k

WE

>>49443992
>signs point to yes

>>49443992
NYT just said its airborne and the only explanation for many cases. its unironically the next covid

>>49444015

Can all the tranny gun grabbers please take this shit to /pol. It's
all so tiresome and uninteresting at this point, we're just trying to make money over here.

>>49444015
Incredible, thanks fren

>>49444033
They keep pushing that so they don't have to attack gays during pride month. They did that at the beginning too.

>>49444015
>SOGA

>>49443870
milf bros...

>>49443896
I don't know that even if they release an injection for the monkey aids people'd line up to take it. Many normies who took the coof-19 ones got brutally redpilled by force, the ones who survived that is. There will always be retards lining up to do whatever they are told by authority, but I don't think it'd be the same as it was with the coof. I think a big chunk of people would outright refuse new injections

>>49444052
idk they've been hard denying its airborne the entire month to prevent panic

Reminder the second amendment exists to kill cops. Who do you think the government is anon?

>>49444048
>/smg/
>making money

>>49444066
Not really. In what I've read, sure it can be passed through airborne droplets of spit... because it's passed through bodily fluids. You can also come into direct contact with sores and get it too.

>>49444064
Its not an injection, its a pill that helps you get over the virus and prevents you from getting scars on your face or genitals. Turns it from a difficult to deal with illness into a joke, but only if you get the pill.

>>49444063
>SOGA
>SO GA
>SO GAY

>>49444064
Lol no there are still plenty of good boy NPCs to line up, ready and more than willing

>>49444085
Key word: trying

>>49443725

Supposedly it was all a plot by Alwaleed Bin Talal to whack Salman. Vid related is some VIP supposedly getting escorted out of the Tropicana:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd-qz6ei-UM

Not sure I believe that dude in the vid is Salman but immediately afterwards Alwaleed was put on house arrest along with many others. Which very much looks like a cleanup after a failed coup. And the media quickly dropping it also fits perfectly, since the Saudis are pretty much untouchable even tho everybody fuckin hates them.

>>49444033
>The coronavirus outbreak is not yet a global health emergency, WHO says (January 24)
>With more than 600 cases in at least seven countries, the agency said it’s “too early” to sound the international alarm.
Yeah, we're at 1200 cases in 44 countries. To the moon

>>49444067
If you are going to go that route, then why care about amendments or any other piece of paper. Just be free and do you, since no court would let you have a pass at doing something like that just because you mention you did it legally. Furthermore, amendments and the written law is symbolic in the USA. Example number one being that the only supposed legal currencies should be silver and gold

>>49444089
It’s also given as an IV drip like other antivirals.

>futures

>>49444109
Africa cases are like 5 digits, the 1200 are from western countries that started being recorded mid may

>>49443861
amazing how there are zero shootings for a long time then all at once there are back to back shootings

>>49444093
It was a Gay stock for a gay virus this whole time.

>>49444125
Yes. They developed this because during smallpox outbreaks, the mouth and throat are too infested to be able to handle taking a pill.

>>49444109
They want it to spread. It always starts like this.

SIGANIGGAS

>>49444178

>>49444133
>futures

>>49444178

>>49444163
Are we going to get a "go hug an Asian day" like Italy did and get utterly BTFO?

>>49444178
Remember to thank a faggot this month sigabros

>>49444163
we are at more monkey cases in the US from monkey p than the same time frame for covid

>>49444190
axually me i cant sleep.
rip trader frens

>>49444187
Wake up, people.

>>49443038
fuck this faggot

siga faggots really won't shut up will they?

>>49444089
also

>>49444205
Yes, there are more cases if we were to compare timelines.

>>49444215
No

>>49444178
Sadly copium. This is talking about sick people sneezing and shit. Sore rubbing remains 90%+ of transmission (alongside idiot nurses changing infected sheets).

Compare this to early on with wu flu when it was apparent early on that it traveled so fast, so far that it had to be spread by asymptomatic infected breathing.

>>49444208
damn always wondered who buys my puts.

>>49444208
ruh roh raggy
>shorting oil
god you must be retarded, you deserve this

>>49444215
>stock market discussion in MY stock market general??/
>IM LITERALLY GOING INSAAAANEEE AHHHH

>>49444215
I’d like to discuss the future of PLTR. I think this is the next $1000+ stock in 10-15 years. I’m going to put at least 10k in over time.

>>49444215
Please give me a stock that isn't in free fall or mooned already. I want to 2x my money

ima sigggaaa boii

sigaa boii

siga boi

smg - SIGA Market General

>>49444178
They are doing the exact same thing they did with the coof

With the coof they spammed a bunch of fake fear porn videos from China
Then, they started talking about more and more cases everywhere, even though it was a complete nothingburger at that point
Then, they imprisoned everyone in their homes, and brought about mandatory injections
Then people died and had bad reactions to the injection, so they said it was a "mutation" of this invisible disease, and they mandated a new injection
Then, they did it again
And again...
Now there is monkey AIDS 2.0, and the same narrative is playing out as before. At this point, if you are retarded enough to keep trusting in gov and big pharma with your health, you deserve what you get

Futures bros, how bullish we feeling tonight? I'm sitting on some nice profits with about 9 of these Dow Jones e-mini contracts right now. Where you all at?

>>49444242
is that picture real

>>49444250
based

>>49444242
dont they have like trillions of shares? definitely going to be 10-15 years unless they do some reverse splits.

>>49444242
lol

>>49444255
Checked

>>49444211
this seems like an image i can trust

>>49444227
Incidentally, BNO and monkeyp*xmeter both show a plateau in case counts. It might still Happen, but don't bet the farm on SIGA or BVNRY.

Whats wrong Pooh?
https://youtu.be/EaNgb5NZ3z8

>>49444146
>gay stock
>gay virus
>gay market
wait this might actually work out

>>49444257
Yes. Do you see now?

>>49444278
The UK says they aren’t reporting until Wednesday
Countries are trying to stop a panic

Get ready

>>49444248
They do look like they would contract buttpox ngl

green futures, bobos delight
red futures, bobos in flight

>>49444270
Those little sourceless images done in photoshop by a random Anon are always the most accurate ones

>>49444290
what is realistically going through both their minds at that moment?

>>49444215
the siga call guy formed a pnd group on discord to shill siga, i tried calling the sec but i'm too lazy to leave my chair

>>49444264
Buybacks like the other big dogs in the s&p?

>>49444308
Funnily enough, usually the more sources an image has, the least likely it is to be accurate. For example, the URLs don't resolve, the pages mentioned don't mention anything quoted or even outright don't exist, etc.
That is because the sources are only there to blind people and create a trust effect by their very existence.

>>49443147
Feels good man, was feeling left out there for a bit

>>49444266
I’ll accumulate 4 or 500 shares and see where it goes. Cap this I guess. I think it’s the one.

>>49444326
SOXL!!!!!!!

>>49444326
Link?

not selling till spy $420 my bastards
which frankly could be tomorrow. im thinking we pump there before CPI then dump

>>49444323
>”Fake and gay?”
>”Fake and gay.”

>>49444286
Weird looking cross you have their Pooh. Fitting for commies though.

>>49444359
ya u can prolly do it online i'm also to lazy to fin the form https://www.sec.gov/

>>49444294
Ah, that might do it then. I'd get bullish if England reports, like, >100 cases.

>>49444370
that's crazy enough to believe but is dangerously retarded

>>49444242
You have more conviction than the CEO. The only CEOs that poop out as many shares of their own company are Elon Musk and Adam Aron
Although Karp is more light shits over time, every day, for years. As opposed to diarrhea dumps of Aron and Musk.

>>49444326
I’m the first SIGA man and I told him not to do that

>>49444323
That the jews tricked everyone into supporting jewkraine and they're making money because of it

>at used book store
>find old investment manager book promising people they can get rich
>look it up, sued by SEC for breach of fiduciary duty, fined a couple million
Like clockwork. I’m putting reports on everyone here to the SEC, you’re going down shills. This is the last time I will buy a ticker without doing my own research, because you’ll all be behind bars.

>>49444412
only 1.2% away. easy gap up territory

>>49444420
>I’m the first SIGA man
we know, you say this multiple times in every thread

>>49444388
Why are you snitching on 106kbro?

...

SIGA fuck the sec
SIGA fuck the sec
SIGA
SIGA
SIGA
SIGA
SIGA

>>49444436
whistleblower awards bruh
i'm here to win the jewish games

HOLY SHIT BROS
I just fucking inhaled those burgers and steak fries....
That's just what you got to do on green days, though...

>>49444444

>>49444421
>>49444242
yeah besides having trillions of shares, karp and other executives just get way too many shares for compensation and he is constantly dumping

>>49444434
Haha. Holy shit. What did you even lose money on?

>>49444475
beef burger or lamb?

>>49444453

>>49444435
doubt. i'd expect the market to dip because of the volatility in uncertainty with cpi unless big money insiders know

>>49444488
Nice digits.

>>49444464
Sorry to burst your bubble, but they don’t give out whistleblower awards for anything under 3 mil

>>49444495
Beef
They were maybe just a little underdone too, probably the best burgers I've made yet, ever

>>49444501
also possible to keep us moving completely sideways until news breaks. im not saying its tomorrow i just expect it before CPI if CPI is bad, which i expect it to be

>>49444489
I’m just memeing. Net white collar criminal indictments have gone down since the start of the Obama admin. We’ve seen 500% growth in the markets, and yet we’re supposed to believe white collar crime is lower than ever fucking lmao limp dicked political organization

>>49444434
You can't sue me, I'm in Israel.

>>49444420
OG Siga man got deleted for conspiracy on WSB.

>>49444545
Kek, he should have come to smg

>>49444545
how long ago was this deleted

>>49444437
Good.

>>49444575
A long time ago. I posted yesterday and another anon said he was around when it happened.

>>49444420
wait, you're patient zero for the fag who fucked the original monkey???

>>49444575
7 months ago, it’s in the image

>>49444532
>We’ve seen 500% growth in the markets, and yet we’re supposed to believe white collar crime is lower than ever fucking lmao limp dicked political organization

https://www.zer0es.tv/interviews-and-analysis/big-data-reveals-big-problems/

This video in link related is a famous professor talking about just exactly how limp dicked the SEC is. The fact that market transaction volumes are skyrocketing but fraud is down is very telling the SEC is overwhelmed

>>49444604
>become the news

hello sirs do the sneedful do not redeem the shares of SIGA my bastard bitch

>>49444616
I’ll save that link and give it a watch anon, appreciate that. I find the explosion of financial crime in the past decade extremely telling personally, really gives me thought to just how much of an “everything” bubble this has become

Watching with my kids and day dreaming of future gains, bros.

which one of you fags reported me for posting asian tiddies a few days ago

>>49444649
>white dude having kids
>dreaming of a better tomorrow

Reported to the ADL

>>49444646
>I find the explosion of financial crime in the past decade extremely telling personally, really gives me thought to just how much of an “everything” bubble this has become
It is the Golden Age of Fraud for a reason. The SEC is deliberately overworked and understaffed. Part of the "wealth effect" that the Fed implemented after 2008.

>>49444670

>>49444646
The interview highlights the very fact youre talking about. Financial crime should be going up with the size of the market, but it seems people have just gotten more honest and less transgressive under the SEC.
The fact that Form 144''s are filed on paper to the SEC tells you how outdated SEC is on these high frequency transactions that make up the market

>>49444683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDrtvFfw-pw

Chanos goes over the SEC's inability to keep up in this interview too

>>49444609
Holy fuck, this person didn't take a poxed load? God damn faggots are going to kill us all

Next movie night should be this

>>4944444

>>49444323
Zelensky: "kek what a retard"
Karp: "yesss, i got my photo op again"

>>49444597
>>49444609
isn't that 7 months the original post date?

>>49444733
I just watched it and my wife hated it. Bruce willis can't act and was confused and retarded the whole movie.

>>49444733
Not my favorite but damn was it interesting to watch

>>49444511
fuckin sweet bro i could retire on 3 mil

>>49444751
>my wife hated it
thanks for providing the detail that absolutely nobody gives a shit about. It was a great movie for people with nonfeminized brains.

>>49444755

>>49444755
le ESL face

>>49444197
>Are we going to get a "go hug an Asian day"
It's called Pride Month, anon

>>49443241
Don't care, Hollywood is part of the problem and can catch a bullet.

>>49444755

>>49444724
I can’t watch it at the moment, mind walking me through if it shows people really have cut down on financial crime?
From my viewpoint, it seems there’s shit like TSLA which just has open air fraud going on with how they mark their sold cars and destroyed inventory, and nobody does anything about it. It’s not really less crime, just not policed, is how I see it, am I wrong?

>>49444767
Meh, pitt was funny and goofy. The rest of it was meh. 4/10. Outbreak or contagion was way better imo

>>49444793
>way Tesla marks sold and destroyed cars
Can I get a basic gestalt on Tesla financial irregularities?

>>49444752
Fantastic plot, and soundtrack. The fact that they implicate the jew in relation to financial markets added to the realism. I wish we had some actual schizo quants in /smg/.

>>49444793
hey retard thats what the anon is saying
fucking obviously the market has ballooned, financial crime should have balloooned along with it but (((they))) claim there's less than ever

>>49444744
Yes.

>>49444814
https://cleantechnica.com/2020/07/10/tesla-tsla-has-a-warranty-accounting-mystery/

>>49444814
They mark pretty much every car made as a pre-order and book the profits, then slowly cancel the orders throughout the year. Any excess inventory that needs scrapped gets recorded as a net profit too, including production costs too.

>>49444840
fuck the jannies there are just as retarded as the jannies here

Who's baking?

>>49444827
No no, I agree with that, that was my first post. There’s a NET lower amount of white collar indictments than since the start of the Obama admin.
I must just be misunderstanding the post, it sounded like the video is about how the SEC doesn’t need more people because everyone self polices.

>>49444866
Yes

uranium

>>49444856
Seems to me like Elon has been extraordinarily aggressive in anything related to accounting or taxes. Not sure he can keep that up.

But sometimes I’m a retard so idk

>>49444884
I told my wife she isn't allowed over 140lbs. Its that easy

>>49444905
No. Guillotines hopefully soon

>>49444941
>>49444941
>>49444941

>>49444905
They can get away with some of it because they do get green credits for producing the cars, the numbers don’t add up though. FT has called them out on it like twice.
It’s just not profitable to save the planet, so the solution is mostly ignore that companies are unprofitable I believe is the governments solution

>>49444948
>>49444948
nice bro
one day your son will whore pictures of his mom out to strangers online also

>>49444905
>accounting

Accounting is the realm of tax cheats and book cookers. It’s just one more barrier for the little people to overcome while the successful use it as a tool to tell a lie.

>>49444256
I gotta get in on this. Do you trade overnight markets? I'm pretty busy during the work day so trading right after market close and overnight would be great. Already have approval from TDA