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*snib snab

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>49431729

>> No.49434207

Bonjour snibs

>> No.49434209

>>49434182
>bake cuck
He serviced 50 men for free

>> No.49434212
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49434212

God bless oil

>> No.49434214

BOBO LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTA

>> No.49434222
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>> No.49434223

Two Green Day’s in a row. Never say I didn’t give ya nuffin mumu

>> No.49434232
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>>49434182
Bought 1400 SIGA did I fuck up?

>> No.49434237

siga holders are niggas

>> No.49434240

buddy I lost almost all my money and now I'm to mcdonalds to get a mc double meal

>> No.49434263

>>49434212
kek sauce on that ad

>> No.49434281

>>49434263
Looks like Burger King

>> No.49434282

>>49434209
I'd bake you bro

>> No.49434287

>>49434232
No, obviously

>> No.49434289

>>49434212
Was this morning's $1/bbl plunge because Yellen said "we want to allow Russian oil back on to the global markets but they can't make any revenue from it"? That sounds far too retarded to be true.

>> No.49434293
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Ahem,
Fuck the globalhomo
Fuck the gays
I hate the antichrist

>> No.49434294
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49434294

Do you anons really sit her all day watching graphs? What the fuck else do you do?

>> No.49434301

SOXL HAS CRABBED MY OPTIONS INTO OBLIVION

>> No.49434304
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who is this blonde babe that was posted last thread?

>> No.49434309
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>only down 11% on AQB
Dare I say, curse lifted?

>> No.49434312

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.49434315
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>there are anons here who didn't max out their ibonds this year
>there are anons who buy short term bonds instead of long term bonds
better not

>> No.49434320

>>49434294
Heh, sometimes I turn on my computer and watch charts for someone else and they pay me for it.

>> No.49434329
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>>49434294
>What the fuck else do you do?
What the fuck else do you do?
>What the fuck else do you do?
What the fuck else do you do?

>> No.49434332
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>>49434293
this anon gets it

>> No.49434333

AAPL carrying the market on its back

>> No.49434335

>>49434293
based

>> No.49434339
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>>49434294
Updating my company's calendar on WordPress

>> No.49434342

>>49434294
Opportunities like this blowoff top on oil only occur about once a year and timing this right is worth hundreds of thousands of dollars to me, so yeah, for now I kind of just do this.

>> No.49434343

>>49434309
AQB posters were incredibly rude to me. Come to think of it, a lot of you chuds in general have been rude to me

>> No.49434344

>>49434294
>Ignore my wife
>Not mail shit I'm supposed to mail
>Jerk off
>take a nap
>smoke weed
>eat dunkaroos
Typical weekday

>> No.49434345

>>49434294
Jerk off to anime and sometimes to said charts

>> No.49434347

>>49434315
You’re gonna get heemed when the long end fucking tanks bro

>> No.49434356

>>49434333
as always

>> No.49434360
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>WFH since 3/2022
>worked out this morning
>3 fried eggs for lunch
>up 3% on RIO and BHP today
about to crack open a nice Bang and shitpost the rest of the day
the world may be ending but i'm doing just fine

>> No.49434362

>>49434287
What are sessll targets? $100?

>> No.49434365

Threadly reminder to never let your credit or debit spreads expire

>> No.49434366

>>49434344
patrician tier todo list

>> No.49434369

>>49434294
>rent apt out
>set cameras up
>break lease
30 broken leases later I stream the cams from the apts for cash.

>> No.49434368

>>49434315
I don't want 9% a year. I want 9% a day.

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>>49434304
sauce has never been found

>> No.49434380

>>49434360
Sorry anon this is an A&W thread

>> No.49434392

>>49434365
you got heemed (pinned) didn't you?

>> No.49434393
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49434393

YOOOOOOOOO DIS NASDAQ PUMP B STRAIT BUSSIN FRFR NO CAP
NASDAQ NIGGAZ WE DOWN BU FO SHEEIT, EET DA EY YAAH, FO DUZ BIZ DA DOO. SHIBBA FIUGGIN WIF MEEN AN YO DOWN DOO LIT UP IN YO BEE, SHEEIT. NIGGA FUH WER TUN NUH DOO DOP.

>> No.49434398

My boomer parents took money out of stocks and put it into physical silver. They said they plan to hold it and just sell it off in 3 years. I bought a 10 oz bar of silver last year and the price has only gotten lower since. I am pretty sure they are fucked. I dont know why having your money in only cash is a good thing when you have a guaranteed 8% inflation crawling at your backside where as stocks the skies the limit.

>> No.49434408
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>>49434294
Yeah, you got a problem with that we can step outside in minecraft!

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>>49434360
>>49434380
Its Mug or nothing

>> No.49434420
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>>49434393
SUS

>> No.49434431

>>49434294
Practice my racism by reading aloud in front of a mirror.

>> No.49434433
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Bobo? Sweety?
~Be a dear and check the chart for me~

>> No.49434441

>>49434393
Was at the bank wiring money to my futures broker yesterday and this 19 year old looking kid at the teller counter had this exact hairdo. Had to suppress a giggle thinking about the zoomer meme

>> No.49434454
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>>49434294
Market research, reading books, etc. When the sun goes lower, I walk around the property. It's good to have land.

>> No.49434455

>>49434398
The theory goes that inflation fucks company margins (see: PPI being higher than CPI) and Fed measures to counter inflation (hiking interest rates) fucks P/E ratios. So if you can't avoid those bearish impacts in equities, you're better off eating the hit from 100% cash.

>> No.49434466

>>49434362
Depends on the spread, I’m not selling a share until $100

>> No.49434469

>>49434369
Kek

>> No.49434485

>>49434344
>not mail shit I'm suppose to mail
confirmed not a larp

>> No.49434492

>>49434393
Is this guy infected with the monkeypax?

>> No.49434495

>>49434294
>wife out on solo horseback riding in uganda
>was supposed to skype her today but she had texted me that she aint got enough juice
>pretend to be sad
>jokes on her because I get to watch comfy 1min candles with the boys instead
Life is good lads

>> No.49434503

>>49434369
Funny if true

>> No.49434510
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>>49434293
>antichrist
why do people keep saying this phrase?

>> No.49434525
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>>49434495
>Uganda
She 100% is taking mountains of BBC on the daily just so you know.

>> No.49434526

>>49434294
Well I work from home so:
>get payed while making money
>work out
>read
>watch youtube stuffs
>go out and enjoy my yard
>bbq
>practice no fap

>> No.49434529

>>49434304
Pamela Anderson

>> No.49434534

>>49434495
Your wife is getting Ugandan horsecock

>> No.49434536

>>49434495
Anon, she’s not riding horses

>> No.49434550

Could SPY really rally before CPI releases Friday? I'm expecting it to dump Wednesday - Thursday

>> No.49434567

>>49434525
I thought the jannies banned you

>> No.49434569

>>49434495
She's riding bucks not horses

>> No.49434572

It's just. It's just that I'm not. I'm not buying till spx 3200. I'm sorry

>> No.49434581
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>>49434344
>Good to know I'm not the only one ignoring the walking moneypits that wives can be.

Mushrooms are way better EOD than weed though.

>> No.49434585
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does anyone trade municipal bonds

>> No.49434588

>>49434495
anon.................

>> No.49434590
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SIGA will quote unquote moon once the propaganda photos start to show patient faces, if you haven't noticed thus far they're only showing bubbled up hands.

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>>49434360
*3/2020

>>49434380
>>49434417
pure insanity, my favorite Bangs is Radical Skadattle, tastes like skittles

>> No.49434614
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>>49434567
The jannies have no power over me.

>> No.49434616

>>49434510
It will make sense to you one day soon I hope.

>> No.49434621

>>49434567
Jannies are not that based

>> No.49434626
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spy plans on hitting at least 50% volume today, right

>> No.49434636

any CEI baggies here? looks like your long awaited merger is happening

>> No.49434640

250k on DRIP limit but just filled, GUSH piggies about to be taken out back

>> No.49434642

>>49434585
Bullish for SIGA

>> No.49434645
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>>49434614
i've been really mean to you lately and i'm not sorry
you need some tough love to stop this downward spiral that is your life

>> No.49434656

>>49434590
Damn, where do I get one of those hats?

>> No.49434677

>>49434656
Cathie Woods is now selling them in her store

>> No.49434703

>>49434616
But Jesus is idol worshiping

>> No.49434716
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The market goes up then it goes down. I need to make more money. The only trade I found too late was buying AAPL Calls at $146 Exp June 10th.

>> No.49434721

What percentage of you guys are international? I really don't want to go over 10%

>> No.49434731

>>49434626
Please dear god volume anon shut the fuck up, I lost 50% last time you complained about volume when it spiked up right after

>> No.49434750

>>49434640
You don't mean *you* bought $250k worth of DRIP, do you? You're just looking at some exchange data, right?

>> No.49434753
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>>49434645
Despite my questionable mental state at times things are quite good. I have a great backrooms apartment, I'm making more money than I ever have, and my portfolio is solid.

>> No.49434760

>>49434716
for me its the one with the white icing in the back row

>> No.49434762

>>49434392
No but the market is weird and I can see it happening to anons this Friday

>> No.49434773

>>49434304
Install 4chan X faggot
>>49434379
>>49434529
Stop spoonfeeding

>> No.49434777

>>49434677
Lol, she really needs money, huh? Well, I’ll give her some

>> No.49434782
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>>49434677
>my ark invest shirt for ukraine freedom is so awesome!

>> No.49434816
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Where the fuck is my triple bottom

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I havent bought a single stock, ETF or option in over six months

>> No.49434840
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>>49434782
Huh, I didn't notice that I was...distracted.

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it's 2021 all over again for my portfolio
was about to hit 6-figs and stop being a poorfag but i got cucked end of may

>> No.49434841

>>49434816
Jewba

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these threads are noticeably better with rocker absent.

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>>49434716
I want to berry my face in those milkers

>> No.49434865

>>49434843
who the hell is Rocker?

>> No.49434871

>>49434782
niggers don't know where or what ukraine even is

>> No.49434873

Hooked bros...

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>>49434843
i dont even know who that is

>> No.49434882

>>49434842
You'll get there champ. What holding(s) ate shit?

>captcha: GDAWG

>> No.49434889

>>49434865
the biggest avatar fag to ever browse this board

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>>49434294

>> No.49434903

>>49434875
Good. You don't want to.

>> No.49434904

got alerted aerc $5.00 fucking shit

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>>49434782
Hmm, check this out, guys…

>> No.49434912

>>49434882
gsi.v and jxn lol

>> No.49434925
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>>49434890

>> No.49434938

What the fuck is a broker

>> No.49434956

>>49434938
You give them your money to invest and then you go broke.

>> No.49434958

>>49434906
They're selling dark skin lolis now?

>> No.49434964
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>>49434843
This is certifiably false and you know it.

>> No.49434965
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49434965

I know some of you like the uranium stocks

>> No.49434974

IWM is looking SPICY

>> No.49434980

>>49434912
Ah, tech and financials? Oof. Hopefully you learned something from the experience.

>>49434938
Some bitch who I troll by buying Russian securities right before they get sanctioned.

>> No.49434979

>>49434856
You must subvert order

>> No.49434981

>>49434856
If my wife acted like this online she wouldn’t be my wife. Surreptitiously shaking your titties for attention while claiming no one will get to see them is still whorish, penis provoking behavior.

>> No.49434990

>>49434294
I go fishing and do DIY projects.

>> No.49435003

>>49434289
Oil will have the traditional summer pullback.

>> No.49435022

>>49434965
UUUU up 9%. Not quite breaking even but that's a big jump.

>> No.49435023
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>>49435003
>summer pullback

Lol, what a retard. You doing ok, bobo?

>> No.49435027

>>49434965
Never gonna happen

>> No.49435029

>>49434965
Just print more uranium bro

>> No.49435032
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>>49434856

>> No.49435039

>>49434958
i think that's a quadroon

>> No.49435042

>>49434980
>Hopefully you learned something from the experience.
no i didnt learn anything, im going to keep holding and buy more
just waiting for board exam results next month to determine whether I NEET more (with my new PC bought with trimmed oil gains) or start wageslaving

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>>49434294
I've started playing vidya again after a decade away. Titanfall 2 and God of War were fantastic. I only work 3 days a week so I drink, smoke, and hit the gym on my days off. I live a comfy life.

>> No.49435051

The way WTI is going I might be up x4 this week. I'd bust a nut if it could get back to 2008 levels

>> No.49435067

I was looking up race horses at work and a bunch of weird anime shit popped up. If I get promoted I'm shorting gambling companies worldwide.

>> No.49435072

>>49435003
Nonsense. Once gas hits $6/gallon nationally, demand will go up as people drive to their state capitols to burn them down.

>>49435042
Ah, a lesson in determination then. That's worthwhile. Though ideally you apply it to good stocks.

>> No.49435075

Uranium bros WTFWT

>> No.49435078

>>49434294
I look up old classmates and see how their lives are going, then get sad when girls who used to be cute became fat, single moms or sjws as society only seems to go downhill. Oddly the only men with social media tend to be the ones that are happily married and have a good career, but women are just like "me n little tyrone, his daddy owes me child support >:(" like they literally can't fathom what fools they make of themselves.

>> No.49435079

>>49435051
>I'd bust a nut if it could get back to 2008 levels
Conservative estimates now have it in the $140 to $150 range (which is the ATH from 2008). The bullish estimates have it from $180 to $200.
Fwiw some ruskie said it could go to $300 lol.

>> No.49435086

>>49434956
Fuck is this why I'm still down 35%

>> No.49435099

>>49435051
I feel like once WTI breaks through and settles above 120 we’ll see a slight dip and then it’s off to the races. I see a lot of mother fuckers complaining about gas prices but none of them have stopped driving.

>> No.49435100

>>49435075
See >>49434965

>> No.49435105

>>49434495
Funny post.

>> No.49435106

>>49435045
If you're talking about the new god of war, that was a game that just wouldn't fucking end. Felt like it dragged on forever

>> No.49435108

>>49435051
do you drive? do you buy your own groceries? do you consoom anything imported?

hope you bought enough oil shit to make up for the higher living costs, i have like 40% oil and I still feel like im losing out overall because gas is fucking $2/liter now

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THE BEAR MARKET RALLY ISNT OVER YET

>> No.49435128

>>49435079
I meant the stock. I'd don't actually have barrels of oil sitting in my back yard

>> No.49435129

>>49435072
Nauh I'm driving to the rigs to seize them

>> No.49435130

This pump is fucking retarded, literally mumus are braindead there’s zero fucking food and they still think this bullshit needs to go up.

>> No.49435135

All tech stocks are shitting the bed except AAPL lol

>> No.49435138

UUUU bros wtf was that

>> No.49435139

How do I make money off of diesel going up?

I need to make up for what this truck is costing me

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>>49434304
That would be prime Pam. I do enjoy when anons here save my webms. Here's another throwback you may enjoy.

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1488

>> No.49435150

>>49435130
went to Costco last weekend, was full of food
don't fall for the constant happenings, anon

>> No.49435154

>>49435108
Higher costs get btfod by the recession the energy spike will cause.

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>>49435128
Oh, lol, no one thought you meant that judging by the replies.
>>49435139
Not directly but UCO or USO.

>> No.49435176

>>49435129
Based and Trumppilled

>> No.49435184

>>49435130
>zero fucking food
>people die
>deflationary
>fed pauses hikes
Wrong again bobo.

>> No.49435197

>>49435078
You'd be surprised just how many people end up mediocre or failures after high school. I always assumed I was on the lower end of success in life but then I kept running into my former classmates and realized that a lot of the people I thought were going to be super successful just ended up being factory rats. Made me feel better about myself. I have a gorgeous 2d wife and they have a couple of mutt kids and a 3dpd hog wife.

>> No.49435199

>>49435150
Oh shit, yeah my bad I forgot about the corn syrup reserves, we’re all gonna be fine we’ll just chug corn syrup

>> No.49435201

>>49435130
Imagine not being a Permabull and knowing that you will always be right. Instead you choose to always be wrong and cause unnecessary stress

>> No.49435213

>>49434773
no one thinks your cool

>> No.49435217

>>49435130
Lmaooo imagine being a delusional bobo thinking the market will ever actually crash. Haven't you noticed everything about the world is fake?

>> No.49435226

This doesn't look like a very confidant rally. Only like .65%? We still got sour hour to deal with.

>> No.49435230

>>49435130
Obviously we’re eating your lunch, bobo. Quit shorting the fucking market and getting scalped by the algos.

>> No.49435231

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.49435232

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49435241

>>49435199
>not going for the rotisserie chickens and food court
ngmi
i like your style though, corn syrup reserves is funny

>> No.49435245
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49435245

>Commerce Secretary Raimondo tells @KateBolduan
President Biden is "going to use every arrow in his quiver in order to bring down gas prices." But Raimondo conceded the "brutal reality" is there "isn't very much more to be done."

>> No.49435246

>>49435230
You were saying?

>> No.49435247

>>49435226
Not every green day needs to be a gigapump, I'd prefer 10 1% days than a single pump.

>> No.49435255

>>49435226
>>49435231
>>49435232
kek

>> No.49435268

i got lucky on inverse etfs a couple times but now im just getting heemed. i guess the bear market is over and we bottomed out when soxl hit $18.

>> No.49435277

>>49435217
>>49435230
I’m gonna call you the N word if you don’t stop. You’re wrong MUMU, MORE RED

>> No.49435283

>>49435245
>putin took all his arrows

>> No.49435284
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49435284

>> No.49435293
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GASS?

>> No.49435303
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49435303

>>49434417
>>49434380
/biz/ is a Bang's board

>> No.49435305

>MonkeyHox is officially spreading faster in the US than Corona during its early days

>> No.49435326

>>49435305
Bullish

>> No.49435331

>>49435146
Just took a tour through twatter and saw:
1. Demoralized leftists and centrist Dem voters
2. Angry and motivated conservatives that aren’t even trying to appear open minded. Actively calling out trannies and tranny enablers, dismissive of gays. Even the feminists are lashing out against trannies.
3. Tone deaf boomer policy wonks like Krugman and Rubin trying to change the subject away from their failed pet projects.

Even though republicans are worthless I’m starting to get a bit of hopium for the future.

>> No.49435332
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49435332

>>49434380

>> No.49435334

>>49435245
>Listen up Fat, I don't have many arrows but I'll use all I got left to make sure transgender people of color secure democracy for Ukraine so we can transition from oil. Got it?

>> No.49435340

Time for black cock

>> No.49435346
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>>49435245
i took profits on oil but maybe i'll buy back in if I see a good re-entry
don't want to Isaac Newton myself though

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>>49435293
Holy moly, now that's a chart. Why are they mooning when something like TELL isn't?

>> No.49435354

SIGA BROS

>> No.49435355

>>49435213
Teach a man to fish, etc. etc.

>> No.49435360

I need you to sneed the market

>> No.49435371

uh, what is going on

>> No.49435372

someone shill me an OIL etf that isn't leveraged so I can profit off summer

>> No.49435386

>>49435372
XLE

>> No.49435402
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>>49435371
bulls hanging on for dear life

>> No.49435405

>>49435372
I think the doggo in >>49435293 might be on to something. Yesterday someone mentioned BPT and that also seems worth looking into.

>> No.49435406

>>49434294
Play video games, watch anime, I also like to sleep

>> No.49435407

damn look at that cat forming on SPY

>> No.49435409

>>49435372
USO for crude, XLE for companies

>> No.49435433
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49435433

>>49435402

>> No.49435442

>>49435433
what the fuck is this guys problem

>> No.49435456

>>49435433
>the retard throwing a flag at the bull
why

>> No.49435460

>AMD
Anyone watching this shit stock

>> No.49435470

>>49434182
>buy lower than 99% of buyers
>sell higher than 99% of sellers
is it really this easy AHNOHN

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>> No.49435479
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49435479

So are we just crabbing until FOMC?

>> No.49435482

Just bought in. Prepare for massive dump within 48 hours.
You have been warned.

>> No.49435485

>>49434965
Too bad, I was thinking of jumping into Uranium and didn't do it. I may still buy in but I haven't done much due diligence. I know the meme stocks, but I don't know how well positioned they really are.

>> No.49435486

>>49435197
What gets me is the single moms who live with their parents. Boomers just don't care, at all. Society was fucking, not quite 'leave it to beaver' 20 years ago, but people at least pretended to have values. But the same people freaking out about some white girl getting TEEN PREGNANT in 2001 are now cool with their daughter being a single mom. I feel like it's because all the WWII vets are dead and boomers only had kids to show their parents that they could also be parents and now have no motivation for their kids to not suck.

>> No.49435490

>>49435456
To make it Bull harder

>> No.49435506
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>>49435479
Hopefully not I want to buy in when CPI dumps the market

>> No.49435517
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49435517

>>49435482
thanks bro, i needed that. ill send you a bangs with my gains.

>> No.49435520
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>>49435456
he wants to ride the bull

>> No.49435523

>>49435479
What does the market expect again? a 50bp hike?

>> No.49435524
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49435524

>>49435386
>>49435405
>>49435409

thx for recommendations going to buy in if CPI tanks market

>> No.49435530

question mark

>> No.49435545

>>49434843
he's gay and has no gains

>> No.49435560

UUUU uzbeks what the hell is happening???

>> No.49435566
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>>49435482
more likely within 24. i can feel it building inside me

>> No.49435574

>>49435545
he also spams pictures of literal trannies here

>> No.49435577
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49435577

>First Monkeycase found in Georgia and Phoenix
>Most SIGA shorts officially underwater when we go past $12

Remember, 1k shares to make it, 200 shares suicide stack

>> No.49435580
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49435580

mfw I was about to buy some UUUU this morning

>> No.49435581

>>49435560
Physical enriched uranium trust: >>49434965

>> No.49435602

>>49434294
Read about history and politics, shitpost on /pol/ and /his/, smoke weed, look for jobs

>> No.49435607
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49435607

Uranium Kings, did you see that green candle

>Energy Department looking to acquire $4.3B worth of uranium from domestic sources in effort to cut dependence on Russia

>> No.49435617
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49435617

>>49435580
I know, it's gay. I was thinking of buying some weeks ago but just didn't follow up.

>> No.49435628
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49435628

BUDDY LOOK AT UEC RIGHT NOW

>> No.49435641

>>49435607
THE NUCLEAR FUTURE STARTS NOW

>> No.49435646

>>49435628
>ayo where da white women at?

>> No.49435656

>>49435574
Don't make me do it. This is my last IP and I don't want to burn it.

>> No.49435658

I used my beginner luck on my first 40x leverage put warrant, NASDAQ100 is going down until 12'470, just a fair warning

>> No.49435661
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>>49435581
>Retail Uranium Enrichment
is it finally happening for uranium retards?
you guys were suicidal the last few weeks

>> No.49435702

>>49435661
When are uranium fags not suicidal

>> No.49435705
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49435705

packup

>> No.49435710

>>49435566
Definitely possible, but usually it first pumps a bit to give me false hope

>> No.49435712
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49435712

>>49435661
It was only inevitable !

>> No.49435717
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49435717

>>49435580
>Mfw bought UEC calls today complete unaware

>> No.49435721
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49435721

FUCK FUCK FUCK THE MARKET IS GOING SIDEWAYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>> No.49435728
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>>49434368
Ah, there we go.

>> No.49435745

>>49435577
Where can I view the shorts? 1400 shares @@ 11.85

>> No.49435747
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>> No.49435751
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49435751

>>49435705
>they don't know about the Monkies

>> No.49435753

>>49435705
WE DID IT BIDEN BROS, THERE'S NOT A RECESSION BASED ON A STATISTICAL TECHNICALITY, BEST ECONOMY EVER!

>> No.49435755
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>>49435702
pretty euphoric several months ago
and now, see >>49435712
in hindsight the suicidal posts were probably a good buy signal

>> No.49435760

Congrats to uraniumchads looks like you guys are going to make it I missed the boat on this one

>> No.49435762
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49435762

>>49434222
based homo cucker by meds proxy

>> No.49435761
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49435761

120
>120
120
>120
120
>120
120
>120
120
>120

>> No.49435782
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>>49435761
AND JUST LIKE THAT, OIL WON'T GO BELOW $120 UNTIL AN ARAB FARTS OR A UKRAINIAN BABUSHKA SNEEZES

>> No.49435783

>>49435745
My brother unironically has a Bloomberg terminal at his college. He gets to use it once a week. I won't be able to give you an update until this Friday, but that was the info as of last Friday.

>> No.49435793

>>49435705
This post is VERY antiemetic

>> No.49435806
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49435806

wtf 0.6% green
i went away this morning happy as a lark thinking i'd dodged a bulltrap

people have half-joked about manipulated markets but this is no joke this IS manipulated, designed to fuck both the bears and the bulls

>> No.49435815
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49435815

Oil 120
US buying 3.4 billion dollars of uranium

Energy chads 2022 is ours.

>> No.49435818

>>49435745
only 3-4% of the float is short

>> No.49435829

>>49435783
I am happy for you, hope this is the make it stack before nuclear holocaust

>> No.49435833

>>49435705
Don’t forget to inflation adjusted the numbers, we’re at an annual -7.5% real GDP growth

>> No.49435837
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49435837

>>49435751
Are we bringing back the comfy lock downs and stimmies?

>> No.49435855

>>49435837
very doubtful but maybe this will help continue the WFH trend

>> No.49435859
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49435859

Energy Chads report in. UEC and UCO here.

>> No.49435861

>>49435815
Don't forget our natgas brethren.

>> No.49435868

>>49435833
I miss trump

>> No.49435872

>>49435806
There’s the distinct possibility that we are in A FRAUDULENT MARKET. CALL THE SEC RIGHT NOW, THE BANKS ARE LYING

>> No.49435874

>>49435580
feels less bad when you zoom out

>> No.49435876

>>49435833
Not sure if memeing but to be clear those are real, inflation-adjusted numbers.

Also enjoy the autistic screeching about "recessions aren't technically two negative quarters in a row!"

>> No.49435879

>>49435818
Do you even know what dark pools are or are you just a newfag?

>> No.49435882

>>49435806
The only winning move is being a thetachad

>> No.49435881

>>49435837
You mean is we getting comfy lockdowns and stimmies?

>> No.49435899

>>49435859
Fellow UCObra here

>> No.49435900
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49435900

If you held uranium the last 2 months, you deserve this pump.

>> No.49435905

>>49435859
500 4U at around 5.80. Those dips are blessings.

>> No.49435908

>>49435879
shut up retard. you will provide zero evidence of anything you're attempting to claim.

>> No.49435914
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>>49435721
I'd fuck her sideways, if you know what I mean.

>> No.49435929
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49435929

>>49435908
Newfag it is

>> No.49435930

Why are people always bitching about the market being fake or not every time it ever goes up? I dont care how fake it is, just give me my money. Ignorance is bliss

>> No.49435933
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>>49435859
MRO
GASS
UEC
IMPP bag

>> No.49435940

>>49435900
Checked and true. It's been a long time coming.

>> No.49435942
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>>49435872
>the SEC approves

>> No.49435955

I am holding calls on HUSA
I am considering closing my position

>> No.49435968

Shiet, my green rocks doin a lil sum

>> No.49435973
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49435973

>>49435855
>>49435881
Two weeks to slow the spread, Anons. Don't be homophobic!

>> No.49435974

is the market finally going to go up and not in my ass this time

>> No.49435988

$120 STATUS: ACCEPTED

>> No.49435997
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49435997

Why invest in SIGA?
Because im not gay.

https://youtu.be/6YzyaPgSHZc

>> No.49435998

GIVE ME A UUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.49435999
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49435999

>>49435859
GUSH (modified to 3x) and NRGU, in about a 2:1 ratio. I'm a simple, buy and hold indexer at heart.

>> No.49436000
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49436000

Mr Biden please do the needful and ban Putlers green rocks!

>> No.49436002

>>49435988
Am I gonna get heem'd if I buy in oil now?

>> No.49436016
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49436016

Come on baby! Let's close nice and green so I can do some grillin tonight!

>> No.49436017

Remember when they said keep having BLM protests during the lockdowns because racism is a public health problem? lol. SIGA is going to the moon.

>> No.49436024

>>49436002
Yes, because if you're only now buying in, you'll also be too slow getting out about two months from now.

>> No.49436029

>>49436002
No

>> No.49436032

>>49436002
Maybe but it will save America. I thought about being the sacrificial lamb

>> No.49436035
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49436035

>>49435940
>>49435968
the uranium bear is slain

>> No.49436041

>>49436002
It's possible, it's really volatile desu. You could ride this pump and sell on the first dip, then buy back in; or just ride it until summer ends.
I do think there will be a dip when crude hits $130.

>> No.49436042

>>49436002
if you have to ask, probably

>> No.49436049
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49436049

>>49435872
kek they have a fax number
spam check won't let me post it

please someone do the thing

>> No.49436065

>>49436042
This is my logic, too.

>>49436032
Man, fuck America.

t. American

>> No.49436067

>>49436016
What ya grilling? Mumu's ass flanks?

>> No.49436075
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49436075

>>49436000
>Putler
It's like butler but Putin, like if Putin were your butler! HA!
[studio audience laughter]

>> No.49436078
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>>49436042
As another anon said....
>if you have to ask

>> No.49436082
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49436082

>> No.49436088
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49436088

TAL.TO

>> No.49436098

Erm why are uranium stocks pumping

>> No.49436102
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49436102

>ENCORE ENERGY +18.55%
>UEC +14.52%
>UUUU +13.17%

>> No.49436104
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>>49436016

>> No.49436112

>>49436098
See
>>49436000

>> No.49436111

>everything crabs
>aapl rallies
lel

>> No.49436114
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49436114

>>49436002
Buy OIH and other oil service companies, money will flow to oil services next when next year's contracts in Q3/Q4 get negotiated. Big price increases coming.

>> No.49436116

SPX breakout to around 4300pts soon.

>> No.49436120
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49436120

>>49435868
mods

>> No.49436126

>>49436067
A couple of burger patties and some steak fries

>> No.49436129

>>49436078
Damn, she's cute.

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>>49435130

bears are so fucking stupid holy shit

>> No.49436142

>>49436088
TAL.V?

>> No.49436148

is the bear market over already? its been about 6 months so i guess it could be over by now.

>> No.49436158

>>49436078
who is this cutie?

>> No.49436159

>>49436142
yeah that's the one sorry guys

>> No.49436161

>>49436126
>steak fries
On the grill? Do they get crispy? I like the idea

>> No.49436169

>>49435130
YOU WILL EAT ZE BUGS AND BE HAPPY

>> No.49436174

>>49436148
bear markets can last for years

>> No.49436178

>>49436148
No I’m sure the US government will just let the stock market permanently crash and destroy every boomer’s retirement fund. Short everything.

>> No.49436187
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49436187

Reminder the least bad bond play is TMV.

>> No.49436192

>>49436148

If the DXY doens't spike higher we are safe.
If there is a shortage of dollars then everything gets liquidated at any price, if not I think we can go higher.

>> No.49436208
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>>49436148
Yeah, it's over. Everything is fine from here on out

>> No.49436209
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49436209

>>49436187
Holy shit it's over.

>> No.49436211

>>49436002
You had 14 years anon

>> No.49436222

>>49436211
I'M ONLY 18.

>> No.49436223

>>49436208

what the fuck does personal savings have to do with the stock market?

>> No.49436225

I'm an american so one of you 3rd world slaves please bake danks

>> No.49436231

>>49436208
lmao burry is net long

>> No.49436241

>>49436222
ayo frfr no cap on god sheeeeeesh amirite?

>> No.49436248

>>49436161
I get a sheet of foil, spray it with Pam or wipe it with oil, and then put the fries on top of that, over max heat. Depending on how much pam/oil, they can get pretty crispy, but the foil will keep them from being outright burnt. If your grill grates aren't sloped, you might have to poke some holes for the moisture as the fries defrost (I use frozen...)

>> No.49436250

>>49436159
It's doing nicely. Wish I had picked up more than 6k shares
Had some worries about it being in Peru

>> No.49436263

>>49436223
No money to spend -> bad earnings -> elevator down

>> No.49436265

>>49436241
SHUT UP I HAVE A PRINCETON CUT

>> No.49436268

>>49436222
You have to be 21 to post here

>> No.49436279

>>49436002
Buy a spread and fear the crab

>> No.49436286

>>49436270
>>49436270
>>49436270

>> No.49436287
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49436287

mumu ive been a bad bear

>> No.49436336

>>49436222
Sir, this general is boomers only. If you could, kindly make your way over to the crypto pits.

>> No.49436345

>>49436248
air fryer 4 me, eat hashbrown with egg just about every morning now since buying the thing

>> No.49436358

>>49435859
CTRA reporting. I have almost 100% unrealized gains on my $3900 calls. Feeling good. I won’t even take profits because western leadership is straight retarded and drinking their own koolaid.

>> No.49436368

>>49436078
I want this semen demon. What’s her name?

>> No.49436414

>>49436368
Her name is Jeff Wilson.

>> No.49436684

>>49434294
I tried to read a book once