/biz/ - Business & Finance

Poopy poo

First for sell retards calls, get rich

slightly green mr snibs day

uranium

Slow and steady wins the race.

If you don't buy SIGA now you're retarded.
Look at these degenerates. They are printing you fucken money.

I hate women

Kek SPY Baggies! Another day of market down GME mooning!

Will mutts buy bikes as a normal country?

>>49431799
>10 sexual partners in just 2 weeks

do faggots really?

Don’t fight it, just let it happen

>>49431842
Yes.

>>49431799
The Pride must go on.

Americans, please shut the fuck up about buying guns and ammo to prepare. In Leaf Land I am not allowed to prepare to defend myself. Check your privilege.

>>49431799
>10 sexual partners in just 2 weeks

>>49431842
How do faggots even walk? I just imagine they have constant UTI infection and ruptured assholes

>>49431729
PAIN

>>49431829
about as likely as you learning proper english

>>49431819
>mooning
It's not even higher than NRGU's normal pumping lol.

>>49431866
>Check your privilege
I haven't heard that phrase said unironically in a while. Is it out of style already?

>>49431729
FIRST FOR FUCK NIGGERS

>>49431895
Let me just bike the 40 miles of farmland to my job you fucking retarded European shitstain

>>49431900
you'll lose everything with your jewish biden pump and dump leveraged etf

>>49431914
Motorbikes, sorry.

>>49431913
baste

do you feel it?

>>49431914
>Let me just not shart in the mart you fucking retarded European shitstain

>>49431948
yes

>>49431866
Meet me at the border by bellingham, coordinates will follow. Codename: Niggers Tongue My Angus

>>49431935
Yeah dude I’ll just hop on my moped and drive over the Rockies in a foot of snow no big deal

oilbarons we are pooomping

>>49431901
In Toronto Canada my entire life revolves around social justice concepts. It is hellbon earth. I couldn't take it anymore and quit my job as of Friday. I am now unironically a NEET for the first time in my life. I'm mid-30s.

>>49431975
And you will be happy.

>>49431923
please keep the antisemitism to a minimum(zero).

Bo-Bros, I think we're back!

I need everybody in this thread to be SERIOUS. Your antics are distracting me from applying my complex trading strategies so STOP IT RIGHT NOW

im reading jesse livermores book. pretty well it has stood the test of time. lot of big brain tips

>>49432002
Fuck frogposting, fuck shitposting. As a new NEET I need to make money in the market.

>>49431984
Why? Did you get a job in Womens Studies?

>>49432030
The price of cocaine is up way more than fucking stocks. If I were you I would focus on transitioning into a women more than stocks, so you can snag yourself a nice narco-husband in the future NAFTA zone

sirs we are we close to going under 200 ma on the nasdakkie.

then we will officially enter bobo zone

let me guess, the market is crabbing today? who would've seen that coming!?

>>49431988
what are you going to do about it, bitch

>>49431984
>I couldn't take it anymore and quit my job as of Friday. I am now unironically a NEET for the first time in my life. I'm mid-30s
based. That will be my response if e.g. socialism or whatever other oppressive shit they can think up keeps creeping in. I'll just relax and get on the dole

Reminder that the second-order gamma-theta logarithmic propagation is at its lowest since..... 2008.

>>49431913
UONE?

>>49431842
Love is love, bigot!

>>49432046
I'm not going to get into specifics but it was in the social sciences. And not economics.

>>49432002
Ignore this!

PS: I threw my entire roth IRA into JEPI because I have given up trying to min/max my trades for the time being.

>>49431984
>>49432074
based, why contribute to a society that doesn't like you?

They're literally going to class the market flat

>>49432074
Thanks Fren. Thankfully I have a decent portfolio of stocks, index funds, rental property and crypto. And a bunch of cash to live on and learn to trade with.

>>49431842
fags are 99.9% degens

we are finally free, /smg/

Just bought 2000 more shares of SIGA.
>stack
6,000
>food and water?
Ready for the next 2 years.
>guns
Cleaned and ready
>bullets
Have them in spades
>home defenses for when the fag zombies try to buttfuck me and infect me with fagpox
just put another nail board near the foot of my fence.
Yeah I'm thinking this is going to be kino.

>>49432137
Look at those THICC divvies

Why did you delete the OP pic faggot tranny janny?

>>49432137
JEPI is my goal is I can get to $100k

>>49432185
What is the unironic make it stack... if for me 500k USD is making it?

>>49432185
Pics or larping faggot

>>49432203
Ive seen this happen before. Someone made a second smg thread by accident and it got deleted, and some bot makes the real smg delete the OP pic

>TSLA trading sideways for 3 days now
who would've thought

>>49432216
Your first $100k is the hardest anon, after that you don’t need to take as many risks and just DCA

>>49432203
Yikes, the janny will not tolerate your faggotphobia on this website. I'd apologize if I were you.

>>49432246
My net worth is actually quite high... in boomer assets. Now I want to trade for a living in addition to that

>>49432137
based jepi enjoyer

>>49432137
>ticker pic shows an upward graph
>in reality it's a downward graph

Apparently I bought like 10 XOM $120 calls for January and I'm up like 350%. Should I sell some or what? I don't even remember why I bought them

>>49432234
I wonder if it was around this time she started fantasizing about the whole sex cult thing
>tfw you will never ever feel the sting of her riding crop as She berates you for being a pathetic man unworthy of Her attention
why live bros

>>49432311
If its good enough to screenshot its good enough to sell

>inflation rampant
>shit hitting the fan
>customers: "oh fuck, they just raised the price of iphones? better buy now at $2k!!"
>same customers: "what the fuck gas is so expensive??"

up down sideways

>>49432334
>gas
>required to get to your wage cage
>iphone
>not required

>>49432352
WOAH MAMA

>>49432352
big jewish boobies :D

Tanker daily charter rates have like doubled thanks to the war, in addition demand is back to 2019 levels.

Tankers to the moon, get your NAT now. Screenshot this

>>49432352
built for HWD

>>49432066
Which 200 MA? 200 hour? But regardless, nasdack has not even touch its FIFTY day MA since early April, nevermind the 200. We are, and have been, well within bobo territory

>>49432352
>bouncing
bullish

>>49431893
You hit the target, but you didn’t at the same time.

>>49432352
Get those dirty zionist milkers out of my thread.

>>49432334
>2k
$39.95 forever.

>>49432334
Normies will be culled in the economic decade of crisis to come.

>>49432414
>market keeps crabbing month after month

yeah no, this is a whole new territory: crab territory

I only have 1k SIGA
I'm NGMI, am I?

>>49432414
200 ema. it touched it almost 3 weeks ago.

>>49432473
I have less than this even. What am I in for?

>>49432486
an epic PnD

>>49432473
What? 1k SIGA shares is plenty. That's a future $100-$400k.

>>49432473
It's all right anon, you'll go down as a martyr

>>49432234
>sideways
Your leverage is to low

Put sellers have got to get run the fuck over

>>49432478
Holy shit, 200 WHAT. Jesus christ dude. Again, picrelated is the 200 day EMA for nasdack, so you can't be talking about that.

what is with all this ridiculous love with SIGA? you niggers are about to be broken trusting bioshit.

>>49432137
May I ask why JEPI and not JEPQ?
Threw 15k in JEPQ and will dca all future monies.

>>49432288
thread reminder, rember that soppo is toppo

>>49432556
Moderna was Bioshit, until it wasn't.

>>49432581
Explain

>>49432556
If you knew SIGA's financials you'd know you're wrong.
This is what makes me so fucken bullish. All the bear cases are "b-but its a bioshit".
Ignoring it is profitable and just gave out a special dividend. Ignoring its ties to Bill Gates.

>>49432447
lmao imagine saying zionist like its a bad word

(pam anderson supports israel btw)

>>49432137

JEPI looks nice, decent yield and also hasn't been hit hard by the tech sell off like QYLD has

>>49432640

>>49432640
>1 post by ID
Pol is that way Rabbi

>>49432555
probably doesn't understand that it's based on the interval of the graph
>200 hour EMA
sad
many such cases

>>49432640
Back to the oven.

>>49432637
I am retarded

>nurses refuse to work on pox patients because of possible facial scarring
What are the consequences of this?

Any tasty dipperinos to slurp today?

siga secondary offering imminent

The Jews are our frens that pump the market for us, and you guys are just racists

SNIBS AT YOU

are we poopin or peein today?

Time to buy GEVO to make a quick buck?

>>49432700
healthworkers are retarded. they are basically glorified jannies

i sold cris too early and now they've cured cancer

>>49432731
>give everyone special dividend
>"lol smg they'll do a offering"

Tick Tock hedgefag

KILL THE GAY CRAB RIGHT NOW!! ENOUGH!!!

>>49432744

snipping and a crabbing, friend

>>49432700
skip the condom wash your dick no need to panic. don't forget to go out and hug a gay this month.

LCI bros.... we finally hit 60

>>49432744
whichever one this is

>>49432700
this is why people who work in the media industry are cucked. they should demand much higher pay.

>3 more hours of this shit

SIGA BROS WTF WAS THAT

>$12
$12
>$12
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>$12
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>$12
$12
>$12
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>$12
$12
>$12
$12
>$12
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>$12
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>$12
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>$12
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SIGGERS RISE UP

>>49432825
A fund just covered its short. Not joking.

>>49432818
was the lazy eyed austismo right all along?

>>49432700
This is homophobic.

>>49432700
>only need to worry if they have sex or kiss an infected person
I can imagine the smug condescending s o y face faggots that repeated this to each other. And if anybody had the wherewithal to question it they'd instantly be labeled a "conspiracy theorist" or a "right winger". I swear normies are a lost cause

>only theta gang is winning and only pennies at a time
This is truly max pain

>>49432700
You're telling me that a healthcare worker isn't aware of the concept of fomites?

>>49432779
Lel, I cut back at the high twos

>>49432700
nurses are sluts
just sayin

>>49432839
Wall Street dudebros will be culled in the post economic apocalypse society.

>Hunter Biden's crack whore got $20,000 in PPP stimulus
>Hunter literally sneeded the American people
What a fucking timeline

>>49432740

>>49432700
NOOOO THE NURSES ARE HEROS THIS CAN'T BE TRUE THEY ARE THE BRAVEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD THEY WERE TREATING A DISEASE THAT HAD A 99.9% SURVIVAL RATE AND GETTING PAID THEY ARE REAL HECKING HEROS

>>49432246
>just DCA
sure if you want to wait until you are 35

>>49432865
You would be amazed how dumb most healthcare workers are. They're good at following protocols. That's it.

>>49432865
This Br*tain we're talking about. The doctor's are all sub saharan voo doo witches.

>just bought QVLD, JEPI, and INTC to add up my divvies today

feelsgoodman

>>49432700
Soon...

>>49432656
Should be just like that.
JEPQ easier to compare to QYLD, do strategic covered calls. Whereas QYLD does a covered call on the whole QQQ index. JEPQ covers 20% of their portfolio for income whereas QYLD covers 50%, making it less volatile and slightly less income, expense ratio of 0.35% instead of 0.6%.

>>49432885
not cool bro. I don't like seeing animals, even crabs, getting fucked up

>>49432917
excuse you, all our doctors are Indian not African

>>49432640
I’m a nationalist of The United States of America. You are my enemy.

>>49432849
Pennies?

>>49432903
what if i'm 41 and have a lazy eye

>>49432793
*medical

>>49432943
pussy. i bet you eat meat

SIGA & NAT GAS

WE NOW GREEN YTD FELLAS

DUMPING ALL OF IT BACK INTO SOXL AFTER JPOW NEXT WEEK

I am not being financially entertained today.

>>49432925
>divvies
This sin't the 90's grandpa divs are shit compared to 3x leveraged etfs

>>49432818
Post Becky Q

>>49433013
Until you lose your ass on them. You might be skilled, but most people get heemed by those.

>>49433013
fuck off you gambling shithead

>>49432997
POV SOXL BAG HOLDERS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC74VQEGzik

I just had a nasty wet poopie

>>49432941

Cool, I'll check out JEPQ as well. I did see the expense ration was lower on the JP Morgan securities too which is nice. Always nice to diversify my dividend income sources

please go back under 11 so I can buy, siga

>>49433052
>>49433056
>>49433057

>>49433077

>>49432849
Well them and oil barons.

No, I have no idea why oil companies are doing so well today with the broad market and crude markets relatively flat.

this is like peak autism crab

>>49433077
lol you better buy now... SIGA will never be $11 again

>>49433013
>hypnotized by 3x D's will save him
He's already gone guys, sad.

>>49432884
not even mad at this point. if your not playing clown world, clown world is playing you. now go and do something fun.

>>49433101
please come back

>>49433092
not buying your bags rajeesh.

>>49433077
Shorts are capitulating, we might start jumping 10% a day now. Get your bag now, $12 will seem like a giveaway price this time next week.

>>49433102
because oil companies get to sell oil near all time high prices instead of $-35 a barrel

>>49433013
Isn't 5% per year better than -60% per year?

>>49433143
Or 100% one year and -600% the next

>>49433140
Yeah, I suppose every day these prices hold is bullish for them. I just figured today would be a 2 or 4% day.

>>49433122
Based

>>49433143
>>49433166
Eh, depends on the level of attention you want to pay. 3x ETFs you gotta bail on them within a matter of weeks once the party ends. Divvy stocks you probably want to check monthly - bad revenues, declines in the underlying price, all that shit that merks your yield still needs to be watched.

>>49433068
keep it in mind at least, but dont be like me and be overexposed in AAPL MSFT GOOG etc etc

>be me
>made my money for the day
>about to log off
>realize I have literally nothing else to do in my life
>sit and watch charts all day for no reason

Hello, I'd like to announce that I don't respect women, jews, or l*berals what stock should I be purchasing?

>>49433143
>5% per year doesn't even beat SPY, include inflation and it's 3%, -5% if were using this years inflation
fucking boomers don't even realize the stock drops accordingly to the div paid out
I'll stick to short strangles, oil leaps and futures

>>49433223
Are you retired? Have you helped out your friends and family with $15,000 gift-tax-free gifts for this year?

>>49433223
you won anon you won and your here with us now, that's all that matter now

DRV is a good buy, r-right guys? Housing go flush now, yeah?

>>49433223
https://www.sjc.edu/application/files/4115/4810/0934/St_Johns_College_Great_Books_Reading_List.pdf
Better yourself as a person. Read every book on this list (although you can skip the outdated scientific treatises).

>>49433248
siga

it will dump bigly this week or next and im sticking to it.

>>49433248
Buy Everything

>>49433223
>Friday arrives
>Realize I have no motivation or initiative to do anything on my own

>>49433248
https://www.2ndvotefunds.com/investment-products

Note that both LYFE and EGIS are slightly outperforming/matching SPY.

>>49433248
Aramco

>>49433270
>paying gift taxes
do people really?

>be scoops
>go on a manic spergout
>get banned
>be rocker
>get banned
>go on a manic spergout
dichotomy of man

>>49433282
or it will do a v shapre reversal and you will be left in the dust with your 5% winrate doomsday strat

>>49433275
There may be bailouts to prop up REIT values. Less likely there are ones for homebuilders. At least that was my hunch when we discussed it yesterday - long term puts on NAIL or some of its holdings.

>>49433248
short ESG

check the volume

>>49433270
Not retired, just a self-employed day trader. I make enough money trading 9:30-10:30 every day to cover my living expenses.
>>49433292
THAT TOO. The weekends are fucking ROUGH.
>>49433276
Ok I will fren
>>49433273
Yes fren, hope you won too

>>49433313
Bipolar 1 is the de facto condition of /smg/

>>49433324
kek this Bobo always makes me laugh

>>49433303
Well if you're giving more than $15k per year per person, your bank/Venmo may snitch on you. Alternatively you can use briefcases full of cash.

>>49433321
XOM is considered ESG now though

>>49433251
So you're not doing 3x lev etfs either then?

>>49433303
>>49433355
Also worth pointing out that it's not so much a tax anyway as you just need to report the amounts, which the IRS then counts against your estate tax exemption upon death.

>>49433313
If both of those attentionwhores are actually banned it is going to be a truly magical week for smg.
Also, I'm not remotely surprised both of them are too stupid to ban evade.

Ooooo.

>>49433303
>pay income tax when you make money
>pay sales tax when you spend money
>pay property tax when you exist
>pay tax when you give money
>pay tax when you receive money
>pay tax when you die
>next of kin pays tax on inheritance

>>49432641
Siga is pretty good on a fundamental level, it has nice profits in the past, and a great balance sheet. But what justifies a 863.638M market cap, it only had a revenue of 133 million in 2021, and so far it actually lost money in Q1 of 2022. So what justifies the huge market cap?

>>49433386
Should five percent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all

>>49433387
You're about to find out fren

>>49433386

AERC? is anyone on this PnD? what even happened.

>>49433420
stop the cryptic message, and just say what it is.

>>49433276
>Arendt: The Human Condition
nein

>>49433386
>so government can literally just burn in on poors, blacks, and israel

I am considering selling soxl for a 16% loss

>>49433315
theres no v-shaped recovery without fed printing money.

>>49433386
>pay income tax when you make money
then do not, just appreciate
>pay sales tax when you spend money
whatever
>pay property tax when you exist
then do not, just rent
>pay tax when you give money
then do not give money
>pay tax when you receive money
then do not receive money
>pay tax when you die
who cares what happens when you are dead?
>next of kin pays tax on inheritance
not my problem

>>49433386
>anon finally realizing he's a slave and this entire system is designed to keep you a slave
Learn to hate ((those)) who made the system anon

>>49433362
No I hold a few, my broker offers 50% margin on them so it's a theoretical 6x leverage

>>49433386
What, you don't like roads?

>>49433425
>only company in the world with a true smallpox treatment, ebola treatment, and other world ending virus's/diseases
>monkey has started going bananas
>already hinting at 200,000 orders from Europe (about half its marketcap in sales)

Anon, shit is about to go nuts.
SIGA also unironically has access to a collection of the most dangerous things on Earth, more dangerous than 20 nukes.

>>49433386
anon be careful this is boarder line antisemetic

>>49433386
You're forgetting alimony, registration, licensing, renewal of licensing, various insurance, etc.
If government makes you pay it it's a tax.

>>49432700
I work in a hospital and the people changing bedsheets are usually subcontracted workers who barely have a highschool degree, usually they aren't even US citizens. They are basically janitors but are probably paid even less, probably didn't check the assignment chart while changing out an entire hospital floor and accidentally exposed themselves. To call them a "healthcare professional" is a bit of a stretch.

>he thinks renters don't end up paying property taxes

>>49433276
Loli attended thos college. Loved living in Annapolis

>>49433436
Lmao, you bought SOxl in this environment? Try again next year.

>>49433461
the (((roads))) are shit

>>49433461
Roads are shit, trains are comfy

Has Marketwatch lost its goddamned mind?

>my employer doesn't let you invest in mutual funds except the few shitty ones they pre selected
>I can literally do ANYTHING even options but I can't do mutual funds or bonds with my brokerage link

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPPPROOOOAAAAAAAAAAACHINGGGGGG

>>49433461
private toll roads are better as long as you have options of different toll roads you can take and other measures to prevent private monopolies (kinda like the govts monopoly it oppresses you with)

Reminder the US of Gay has 200 trillion in unfunded liabilities

>>49433482
i bought in april for a soxl/s swing, but then soxl just kept going down

>>49433506
I've doubled my 401k by quitting, rolling it into an IRA, and converting from a Boomer fund to NRGU three months ago.

Demand your HR department allow in-service rollovers.

>>49433506
Big Corpo thanks you for your service

>>49433475
not my problem

>>49433521
thanks I just bought more silver and XMR

>long term bonds are still out performing international and emerging markets

>>49433506
check the addendums to figure out how to roll your own. Might have to do ETFs instead.
https://jlcollinsnh.com/2013/05/02/stocks-part-xvii-what-if-you-cant-buy-vtsax-or-even-vanguard/

>it's back above February lows
>despite QT already starting
>despite record inflation
Why the fuck are they so intent on keeping this scam 4000

>>49433565

>>49433556
property tax is included in rent you mouthbreathing retard

>>49433567
>>49433550
>>49433549
I got 70% FXAIX 20% FSMDX and 10% FSSNX but god damn I'd like to be able to just do the FXKAX and fuck off. I can't even access the international or bonds. It's so fucking retarded but I can still just have my bockerage buying them. If anything this forces my 401k not to get heemed by international shit in the name of "diversifying"

>>49433569
Double top at 413 on the daily possible at least

>>49432447
who's the blonde babe?

>>49433627
im not paying property tax that is the owner's responsibility including maintenance

>>49433627
He thinks I pay my rent. It's like free parking on monopoly anon

>>49433549
I rolled mine over when my employer got bought out, Shits cash frfr no cap making sick drip money on god

>>49433639
It's in the title, zoomer

>>49433546

>>49433566
>international and emerging markets
It always struck me as weird that they're grouped together like this. You're effectively making a basket of stocks from Chinkshit hypergrowth scams, the European and Japanese retirement communities, and the Australian/Brazilian/South African commodity funds. Makes zero sense.

>>49433626
Yeah, it's a pain in the ass trying to calculate your asset allocation across multiple accounts, adjusting for what options are available, tax advantaged vs non tax advantaged, etc.

>>49433656
Bussin'

These crab days are killing me!

America is actually worth 0 dollars until people wake up and elect martial rule, and until that point SPY will be pricing it in.

Thank god I found a spare IP I couldn't go 3 days

>>49432183
so now that we've gotten rid of those four faggots, what do we do about baggot?

Just fucking dump it already

>>49433673
>It always struck me as weird that they're grouped together like this. You're effectively making a basket of stocks from Chinkshit hypergrowth scams, the European and Japanese retirement communities, and the Australian/Brazilian/South African commodity funds. Makes zero sense.
I am waiting for the day fidelity finally creates an international growth fund. I'd like to invest in the companies actually doing well (Taiwan Semiconductors) without having to buy LITERALLY all of Afirca
>>49433673
I wish I could dip into the ibonds but I know I gotta be good and max the 401k. jesus fuck that 9% was sexy

the SIGA posts here read like schizo posts by bagholders on stocktwits and im sick of pretending otherwise

>>49433627
>paying rent
>not selling appliances and buying broken ones for land lord to replace
>not selling every other 2x4, walls don't need that many anyways
>not doubling up circuits and removing half the copper from the breaker box bus bars.
>not selling "free" amenities to other neighborhoods and local homeless people.
if renting is not profitable your not renting right.

>>49433569
>market dumps $25 trillion in marketcap in anticipation of $2 trillion of tightening spaced out over 2.5 years
>why won't it keep dumping?
kekeke

im a gay nigger

>>49433386
>next of kin pays tax on inheritance
Nope, trusted family members have a way to access all my stuff should I die so they can transfer it directly to them, sorry noseberg but not taxes for you on that one lol.
>>pay tax when you die
Wrong! told my family that they should taxidermy me and keep me in their living room, no burial jew for me.
>>pay tax when you give money
Take money out, put physical cash in box, give box to person you want to give money to,
no taxes here.

>>49433749
I've discovered renting in North Carolina gives you practically zero protections or standards. Gotta get out of this hell hole once the lease ends (there's no lease breaking clause here).

>>49433765
Enjoy the Monkeepox

>>49433748
EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING
THIS MAN IS FEELING A CERTAIN WAY ABOUT A PARTICULAR SUBJECT

>>49433799
kek

SIGA bros, I have brought the second coming wave of gains. We are going to $30 unironically

>>49433723
You truly are the scum of the earth you fat nigger fucker.

>>49433749
I'd never rent out property, bros. My dad rented out a few houses and one retard couple poured quick Crete down the toilet when they got evicted. It's kinda funny now thinking back, but damn that would suck to deal with.
>Verification not required

>>49433838
I hope you understand that if we end up going to $30 we will go to $100.

Because if we go to $30 that means the virus is spreading and cannot be contained. It will keep spreading.
$100 is only a 7billion marketcap.

>>49433839
Rude, enjoy the cursed portfolio. I'm not removing this curse either no matter how much you beg

This is the crabbiest crab shit sideways pushing faggotest market I've ever seen. Fuck this shit.

>>49433858
Oh I'm aware

>>49433865
Please release the AQB curse! I'll shove a salmon in my ass just to break even sir!

>>49433888
>checked
Make sure to support gay pride month to the max. We need them.

>>49433755
>he thinks the bottom is in
lol
simply lmao

>>49433755
Anon, you seem to think the fed's balance sheet has some kind of 1:1 direct relationship with stock prices, which is not correct.

>>49433888
Checked and witnessed

fake, gay and boring day

>>49433887
No.

Covid was highly infectious because it was aerosolized and spread for 10 days while the host showed no symptoms.
pox of the monkey isn't contagious until you show symptoms, and requires close contact to spread.
Governments may FOMO into treatments but its not the next moderna by any stretch of the imagination

Mannerinofesto was ranting about the monkies. Is he gay?

>>49432555
check the weekly my man

>Used to have multiple threads a day
What happened, bros?

>>49433943
Anons going on summer vacation with mom and dad

>>49433888
>disease that is spread by smearing another person's shit into your tonsils or whatever
>"wear a mask"

>>49433855
>no security deposit
my renters had to give me first, last month rent
PLUS $200 cleaning deposit
PLUS 1k for damage deposit.
That last $1200 is returned to them after they leave upon my inspection.

>>49433943
the market keeps crabbing and its really fucking boring seeing the same price month after month

>>49433957
they retracted the mask guidance

>>49433730
spoke too soon
yeah i doubt losers like rocker and baggot will ever stop trying to get their dopamine social media fix from not being anonymous on an anonymous monkey fucking forum

>>49433939
YA EVER HEARD OF VANITY?
THE AVERAGE WHOORE WOULD RATHER DIE A DOZEN DEATHS THAN HAVE FACE SCARRING.
GET IT TOGETHER, FOURCHANNELERS
LOOKS ARE EVERYTHING TO MOST OF SOCIETY

>>49433939
Wrong on all accounts
This pox is not normal

>>49433657
no its not, who is she?

>>49433975
>THE AVERAGE WHOORE WOULD RATHER DIE A DOZEN DEATHS THAN HAVE FACE SCARRING.
I will die laughing if THIS is the fucking reason that society collapses.

>>49433969
I'm anonymous, I don't trip

UP DOWN SIDEWAYS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>49433965
Idk I was around 11, I just remembered he was fuckin pissed.

>>49433943
jannies got serious about banning underage posters so most of /smg/ went back to plebbit

>>49433965
make sure you start bringing a stud finder and toggle breakers to make sure they control what they are suppose to. also make sure both AC coils are there not just 1 and some cardboard to redirect airflow.

>>49434000
>still at 0 deaths
Kek

>>49434010
and yet you aren't anonymous because i know who you are and where you live, in minecraft

UPRO :(

Natural gas chads, how you doing?

>>49433939
Odd that this 'out break' is only effecting the west.

>>49433223
draw and write on a chart how you do it. teach us senpai

>>49434022
Who is this semen demon

Bros this shit is so annoying. I can rarely ever post

>>49434049
You'll never find my Minecraft server

>>49434047
And COVID was so dangerous, lol
You are unironically too dumb to see the big picture

Imagine holding options right now.

>>49434053
Very comfy NRP is up 24%.

>>49434078
You cant do dollar tags i found

>>49434083
i sold covered calls on RIO that are now ITM
debating letting them get exercised

>>49434078

Shit & Piss 500
The Fag Jones
Nasd-ACK 100
The Going to Zero 2000

Bearish out side day on VIX. Take em all out. For the big bounce out the bottom.

>>49433916
They're moderately to highly correlated.

>>49434078
Yea that happens when the Feds are direct monitoring your posts. Watch your back anon

>>49434099
>$500

We do a little bit of not baking here

>>49434113
monkeyporks

>>49434083
that's a man

>>49434131
>Shit & Piss 500
>The Fag Jones
>Nasd-ACK 100
>The Going to Zero 2000
This is why I only trade the mid cap 400 index

>>49434113
janniepox

Baking!!!
(Not baking haha)

New
>>49434182
>>49434182
>>49434182

>>49434007
Install 4chan X

>>49434148
/smg/ has been slower lately
i think a lot of people are deeply red and have given up
no need to bake immediately

>>49434213
What grows from a rape seed?

>>49434376
a rape, obviously

Uranium Chads...

>>49431799
Faggots...

>>49435287
Holy fuck I almost sold literally 1 minute ago to buy mire UPRO but chickened out