/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49422890
Is this bullish?
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/6-png.3089764/

>>49422890
SIGA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgCxiXz2cO4

miss u john-chan

>>49422890
now I want a 2 AM pizza, damn

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

Based Aussies. It’s Powells turn next.

3 days of no Rocker? Yup I'm thinking based.

it's over

>>49422890
i am about to short tech with everything have

Kek they gave john a vacation. I suspect the amount of images of trannies getting posted in the threads this week will be down significantly

it's all so tiring, im just going to crab for the rest of the year again i guess

oil stocks up, but other half down so im basically net zero

Fifth for Rocker don't kys

>>49422990
I am also in this position where my oil gains have canceled my losses resulting in portfolio crabbening.

>>49422976
I have some TQQQ puts already. After today... they weren't doing well, but maybe tomorrow I can make a quick buck
They expire Friday......

>>49422935
>rocker gets banned from /smg/ shitposting
>market turns into the omega crab
Coincidence?

>not able to laugh at john rocker after SIGA blew up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3vDCgbI_YQ

Rocker we miss you. Rocker we do.
When we're apart my heart beats for you.

im the siga retard, i think im just gonna hodl. i feel like the calls are gonna do really well now that we are getting tons of mpox news. we just got an overnight report regarding wearing masks. im gonna hodl. hopefully ill make a million dollars CHECK THESE DIGITS

wew, this one's ripe!

I'm not checking the market tomorrow jesus christ.

See you guys Wednesday I guess

>>49423044
Checked. But disapprovingly so.

>>49423060
lmao

all currencies were on a dead cat bounce

THIS JUST THREW THE CAT DOWN THE STAIRS AT AN EVEN HIGHER RATE OF SPEED

>>49423044

>>49423044
Checked!

>>49423044
you'll find out in a couple hours when prehours actually begin. this is your make or break day. take what you will from this

(le checked)

Look at that hot slampig. DAMN
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/7-png.3089765/

Dumbfucks who on earth would be buying when everyone knows.... It’s fucking joever?

>>49423100
is this what happens when you invest in ARK?

ATOS
https://sec.report/Document/0001437749-22-014377/

OPEN THE MARKETS LET ME SELL AAAAAAAA

>>49422935
sorry to hear that keef. maybe kick back the twitch streams for a while

>>49423100
So that's the power of SOXL

>>49423100
AAAAAA WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!!!

Short INTC if you aren’t already.

>>49423044
Based

>>49423100
That is so depraved, holy God, please forgive my sins, so I don't end up wherever that animal is sent after death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgCxiXz2cO4
Uhhh CHUD bros. did we go to far?

>>49423088
CHECKING BACK AT YOU SIR. IF I GET DIGITS ON THIS POST THEN I WILL MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS ON MY SIGA CALLS.

>>49423100
I just threw up a little in my mouth. Never post again.

>>49423039

Jannies we got a ban evader here!

>>49423144
Jesus fuck...
You live near a casino, buddy? Might want to think about hitting it up...

>>49423144
Checked again. It would seem everything is in order. Kek wills it.

>>49423158
That's the anime jobless reincarnation. I don't even know what anime rocker watches.

>>49423144
Jesus fuck SIGAnon
You're gonna run out of luck soon
>captcha: GAY

>>49423160
44844
What does it mean bros?

>>49423144
200 calls - will be beautiful to see them pump.

>have a couple spare buckos in gaybull account
>buy a share of UONE
>It rugs
Fuck I was going to load up on puts on Wednesday, why did it rug so early?

>>49423100
the picture loaded so slowly that i could close it before it showed the bottom half lmao

>>49423100
I keep coming back to the picture. I wanna know what it smells like.
Someone end my life now

>>49423191
I spent all my gay bucks on monkeydrugs.

>>49423144
FOOKIN CHECKED M8

>>49423144
siga heil

>>49423144
im rooting for you buddy

Oh COME ON! That’s it bros. I’m officially homophobic. I also hate the antichrist.

>>49423144
maybe i should go have homosexual relations to pump this siga niggas bags?

>>49423206
At least monkey drug has a chance of making money. Although at the same time, my UONE rugpull only cost me $5 So I guess technically you are currently worse off.

>>49423274
I realized gains on the way to this hefty position.

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

>>49423000
whos the roastie?

>>49423144
I don't know if I should be happy for you being a millionaire on those calls, happy because you becoming a millionaire means I become a millionaire due to a monkey related market crash, or worried about catching the monks

Sorry about your ban Rocker. Use your 3 days of forced silence to learn and become a better person, as we all do in time.

>>49423144
All my dubs, checked

>>49423316
This too, shall pass.

>>49422890
All the truckers can get fed

>>49423397
is jesus good for you?

>>49423397
But I don't wanna be a monkeyman, even if I am financially set

>The Company has entered a revolving credit facility (“Credit Facility”) with Toronto Dominion Bank pursuant to which the Company may draw up to CAD $6 million for working capital provisions. Interest on the Credit Facility is based on either the Canadian bank prime rate plus 0.85 percent or US bank base rate plus 0.75 percent. The Credit Facility is subject to set up fees as well as export guarantee program fees payable quarterly to Export Development Canada.
am i supposed to be excited that a big bank is willing to loan out to a pennyshit at almost prime rates

woulda been nice if interest rates weren't already spiking up

>>49423039
Rudeus is such a pimp

Rocker is not a good dude btw

Journos are combing /smg/ for their next hot clickbait.

>>49423468
Let me suggest an angle for their next piece: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>49423144
holy based

>>49423509
Based.

>>49423468
>"Markets tumble Thursday as Warren Buffett fails to get dubs

>>49423509
Dangerously based.

Hey Rocker reply to this post or Miko gets lewded

>>49423468
Cheapies in August.

>>49423013
strike price?

>>49423509
>" 'NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER': which top stocks African American investors are going into"

>>49421459
gonna ask again since I only got one response. Thoughts on WEAT?

SPUT almost has 100 mil to buy uranium with, I wish they'd hurry up and buy the bottom of the spot market before the utilities can get the cheap yellowcake, although I heard a theory that they may not be able to find u308 available for immediate delivery, meaning that the spot market is all future delivery contracts right now, SPUT only buys immediate delivery. They might have to turn off the ATM and announce there's no uranium to buy.

>>49423419
You know him, just by gazing upon his image 2022 years after. Let that sink in.

>>49423100
why did you post this, wtf. I want to barf now. Is that a hole where his dick used to be.

>>49423590
I will not let a sink in
and Christianity has almost always limited people

>>49423546
Anime, among other things, has ruined my life.

>>49423143
can I get a QRD, who tf is John Rocker.

>>49423100
Imagine the smell.

>>49423574
I would a lys

>>49423639
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC1wEHL3HUKmHBSTaHG2Bpw
A fat man who posts here about threadly news and stocks.
Very slowly his videos have been getting more erratic and he is off his meds... Starting to wonder if he is going to become a lolcow or stay based. Only time will tell.

>>49423639
The resident schizo. I'm sure you'll see him
>in 3 days lmao

>>49423624
>Is that a hole where his dick used to be.
I see you're new on here kek

>its 2am
>have to get ready for work at 6am
>still need to shave before work tomorrow and shower
I guess I am staying up?

>>49423653
>>49423656
Wait so did this guy suggest Siga?

>>49423668
He's been flip flopping on it. First no. Now he is slightly in it. Probably for the memes.

>>49423668
no he bought SIDU, and then siga niggas started shilling their monkey dox shit, john bought it then the next day it went down 10%

>>49423663
>waging
Yiikes

>>49423706
only thing I am good at, investing isn't it because I am down 65% or more ytd.

>>49423668
Hi newfag. Always do the opposite of anything Rocker suggests

>>49423100
god in heaven

>>49423100
Gross.

>>49423639

Rocker is the dollar menu Mannarino. Same levels of schizo. Same shitty recommendations. Lower production values.

>>49423678
I looked at SIGA, the PE ratio is good. I really like their profits from 2018. Market cap on SIGA might be a little too high if you base it on their 2021 profits, but if you use the 2018 profits the 700 mill market cap makes sense. Balance sheet looks good, 140 mill in cash, and only 2.48 mill debt so they could pay off their debt whenever they feel like it. The Bill Gates involvement seems to glow super hard which is very good. The thing I don't like is not one mention of Klaus, and WEF being involved, that makes me a bit bearish. Overall I think the stock is good, but not quite sure where to buy in at. Seemed to be a big pump in the past month, if you check the 6 month chart, average price was 7 dollars. So if we return to norm then Siga would be 7 dollars a share, but of course if the Monkypox stuff goes super mainstream you will prob see SIGA pump more. Did I miss anything?

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SIGA?p=SIGA

>>49423732
Rocker is /ourjew/
Mannarino is /ourschizo/

New Cathie Woods video just dropped " Investing in Innovation: Embracing Volatility"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPPjYMgeJVs

that was the bear market rally? it's already over? fuck off

>>49423800

anyone following pelosi into death?

>>49423759
What if I told you Rocker is also a schizo and Mannarino is also a jew?

>>49423638
>sOx (L)
>R0Cks
ID confirms, it is indeed rocker

>>49422890
24 hours into a 36 hour fast and OP's pic makes me want to give up. How am I going to survive the Great Famine?

>>49423822
nicotine pouches to destroy hunger.

>>49423753
The advice ive been looking for. Thank you anon for actually looking at the stats instead of just meming about some monkey virus.

>>49423822
Just don't be African.
Also invest in OIL

>>49423753
forgot to post this, but Insider and Institution shares held is very high. This is good, since retail is retarded, and you don't want to buy what retail owns. Also high insider ownership typically signals confidence in a company's prospects and ownership in its shares. Also, when a stock has high institutional ownership, it is usually a good sign cause it means smart money is in.

>>49423806
Fuck, FUCK FUCK FUCK!! You stupid nigger youve doomed us all!!!! Oh fuck we are so dead. The foundation is gonna lose their fucking minds dude.

>>49423800
based and mommypilled

>>49423808
I bought MU and RBLX months before she did. She crashed that plane herself.

>>49423836
and your health too!

I have a military fitness tomorrow. I haven't moved off my couch in 10 months.

>>49423821
Sorry, I prefer SOXS.

>>49423840
Honestly the stock looks good on fundamental level, I am just worried about that massive pump where the stock jumped from 7 dollars to 12 dollars. Anyone know why it pumped so hard? Was it the Monkypox news?

>>49423836
I don't have nicotine, but I do have a bottle of niacin.

Now I'm thinking with wheat shortages, the companies that provide the niacin (Vitamin B3) used to fortify wheat flour are going to have a surplus of their product? How do I short this?

>>49423866
>heh silly goyim, I'm not moving the market look at these minimal losses I took

>>49423868
nicotine has few adverse effects on health
>>49423866
MU at least seems to have a solid floor at 66 with an incredibly low PE ratio and solid growth recently.

>>49423885
It may have been. Investors are usually on the up and up with current events so they probably bought in because of that. The demand they put into it bumped the price.
Question now is if it will rocket up because of the monkeycoof. I was about to buy some shares but I just dont feel right about it.
I want to wait until august/september to see if everything sinks and I can buy it up for pennies like march of 2020.

What are some of your pet favorites you really believe in? For me it's CRSP and UBER.

>>49423910
I feel the same way, I want the stock, but I feel like buying in rn is just too high so I will wait for a bigger dip.

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/WEAT?p=WEAT
Thoughts on this stock? I think people are sleeping on how scarce food is going to become.
https://www.weforum.org/videos/russian-invasion-of-ukraine-could-spark-global-food-shortages

>>49423931
Cathy when are you going to retire ARKX? It was a meme day 1 and now the only people that remember it exists is anyone that reads this post
You are now manually breathing.

>>49423953
Other anon's were talking about WEAT going to $20 later this year.

>>49423953

>>49422890
Serious question

Will the stock split with Amazon actually be that beneficial to normies? Or will it all backfire from the rally being short lived and people end up losing even more money long term from the shitty economy and inflation?

Really curious to know.

>>49424026
Eggs were $5/dozen today. At fucking walmart.

>>49424086
short lived, amazons growth sector is slowing they are on the bad side of investment deals and gas price is going to kill their model.

>>49423953
I feel that between the war in ukraine and the near daily food production places burning to the ground, things are shaping up to get bad. The world has like a 90 day reserve of food and thats it, if that reserve starts to deplete then we can expect really high prices on food, which may not even be available at some point if it gets bad enough. We can only really be sure around harvest season when the numbers expected arent there and everyone starts to worry.
All that in mind then it could be a good investment, assuming it doesnt get so bad that none of ot matters, which it has a small chance of doing.

>>49424096
Ah whatever, I never really liked eggs anyways. They burn to my pan too easily and theyre a bitch to peel if you dont cook em right.

>>49423822
>How am I going to survive the Great Famine?
Unironically by being fat before it starts.

>>49424096
https://www.foxnews.com/us/minnesota-fire-commercial-egg-farm-likely-leaves-thousands-chickens-dead

>>49424127
what are you buying to profit off this besides WEAT?

>>49424177
I dont have weat and I dont think I will personally. For profit oil seems to be going up.

>>49424177
>>49424188
Nice dubs frens.

I agree that the margins on food will be super slim, most of the money will be eaten by transportation and energy/fertilizer commodities. Oil is the way, drybulk shipping is good too.

>>49424188
I own oil stocks already. Ticker CPG has done great for me. I listened to the WEF, and Klaus Scwab about the energy crisis, and bought oil stocks. Now the WEF is predicting food shortages so I want to buy WEAT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DKRvS-C04o&ab_channel=IceAgeFarmerResources
Also what did Klaus mean by this?

>>49424142
Nigga just use beef tallow or olive oil.

Fried sunny side up eggs are better than sex, especially with homestyle buttered waffles and bacon.

>>49424224
Don't use olive oil. Tallow is fine, butter is even better. My best eggs come from stainless steel, easy omlettes with it. I can make some half decent eggs on cast iron too but thats a little more tricky.

>>49423881
you are an abomination

>>49424221
Oh thats not good, I dont like that one bit. Well, I guess its priced in that internet will go bye bye soon. If you havent already, buy all the games you possibly can and download them onto 1tb HDDs. Make sure you can still play them when internet is off like how steam likes to block you from playing a game without signing in.
If there is anything you want that is only easily found online, buy it now. That means guns, ammo, seeds, tech/electronics, books, etc. Because it will be 100x harder to get your hands on it post-internet.
Also everything is going to take a huge shit so have a backup for everything you use. Electricity, water, fuel, etc.
Those fags are a bad omen, better safe than sorry.
Also why does he sound like a nasally half french german? lol

>>49424276
well he is german.

>>49422935
>>49423000
>>49422973
>>49423027
>>49423134
He was always a shitposter, stalker, and had poor waifu taste choosing that vtuber shit.

>>49424026
Bullish for DFEN

>>49424026
buy NRGU

oil barons literally cannot stop winning

>>49424358
anything I can actually buy? like anything less than 100 per share?

>>49424375
Buy OILU, it's almost like NRGU except it has small caps too.

>>49424375
MRO

>>49422890
fuck you i want pizza now at 3:30AM and nowhere is open this late here

>>49424268
Gotta move with the market, better to bet that it goes back down than goes up.

What do you think dump first OIL or the stock market?

>>49424435
it already happend, oil is draining all the profits

Redpill me on BPT, seen some fags mention it earlier. Chart is alluring

>>49423044
>>49423144
>two dubs
I have some power over the market, and tomorrow I'm going to make sure you never make it with your SIGA bags. Sell now. Don't underestimate me.

>>49424451
so I buy the bonds now, cause they're cheap?

>>49424492
well bonds yields are up, so new bonds are great. you can get a 10 year treasury that gives 3% risk free.

>>49424492
buy bonds once the rapehike cycle is over.

>>49424026

>>49424026
>riots, and even revolutions
lmao they locked us in our houses for 2 years over a meme flu and no one did shit. Political upheaval is a 20th and 19th century phenomenon, because today's man is a different creature

buy small, value and energy

>>49424538
Food is the really the only thing people do uprising for, it will all be in the third world anyway, US produces far more food then it consumes

LETS FUCKING GO
I FUCKED AND ATE AN INDIAN GIRLS PUSSY FOR THE FIRST TIME
THE FIRST TIME WITH AN INDIAN WOMAN EVER DESPITE BEING AN INDIAN MAN

>>49424555
AVUV?

UONE chads, how you doing?
What was with the premature drop today?

>>49424577
you did the needful

Nice squeeze baggies

>>49424577
>I FUCKED
Based
>AND ATE
Not based

Did you pay for it?
Was it a whale or a proper woman?

>>49424577
suck the toe ?

>>49424614
How the fuck do you think eating pussy is not based you ugly retard trip gag attention whore?
Holy fuck this South Indian chick has the nicest pussy I’ve seen since I was 16 eating out my high school GF.

And guess what. This Indian chick I fucked USED TO WORK FOR COIN

COIN IS SUCH A SHITHOLE COMPANY HER COMP PLAN IS WORTHLESS NOW

>>49424614
Have you given your bussy to rocker yet?

Viagra is literally useless if you’ve had more than 6 drinks. Lol.

>>49424591
Looks like it took a fat shit today. Is now the time to buy?

Anyone buying the dip on Walmart?

>>49424681
What about if you just have social anxiety?

>>49424681
You’re not supposed to mix those

>>49424700
Viagra fixes that
Booze complicates things

>>49424700
Faggot faggot faggot Faggot faggot faggot Faggot faggot faggot Faggot faggot faggot Faggot faggot faggot Faggot faggot faggot

>>49424729
Calm down pajeet

>>49424706
It just makes you lightheaded with low BP and only if you really feel the effects of the alcohol.

>>49424456
>chart is alluring

>>49424770
I have a viagra sitting in me and it’s not doing shit. 20 mg.

Couldn’t even get that hard. I used it before and it’s worked, tonigjt it didn’t. So here I am. Eating pussy like I’m mad at it. I covered this girls mouth while pressing her torso up against her chest when eating her pussy lips and sucking her clit and in that moment I knew that it’s actually not that gay to eat pussy it’s fun hahaha I’m not impotent

>>49424805
I have to pop 40mg of viagra for 100% rock hard pp

>>49424820
Ur a fucking freakshow limp dick NIGGER you know. 40 mg. CrXy guy.

>>49424805
Do the needful.

>>49424435
I don’t bbelfive you dumfuck hicks and chuds actually buy non-equities on OIL ie none of you approved for futures
So I think you dipshits most likely y should dump your oil stocks before the price shock occurs

>>49424830
cialis is much better. Viagra is safe up to 100mg.

>market crabbing back up

>>49424694
I’m unrioncislylmbuting WMT if we see a 250 bps drawdown . WMT FCF stability is boner material for L/S funds and passive indexers will keep bidding it forever

I didn't know you could claim yourself as a dependent on your taxes

>>49424805
>I have a viagra sitting in me
>Couldn’t even get that hard
>hahaha I’m not impotent
okay

Viagra cures covid apparently.

is it too late to buy FXI bros the calls are starting to get expensive

Viagra is a psychological Jewish trick that only works when ur stomach is empty and u aren’t drinking. Israeli bullshit, fuck u pfizer. Bastar bhanchods denied me the sex I thought u r needed for the needful when alcohols

FUCK YOU PFIZRAEL

>>49424086
the stock split is just a technical thing to make options and non-fractionally traded shares easier to trade
it is not a complicated plot to make the line go up

>>49424878
cause you just don't care anymore

>>49424451
>>49424844
when is the price shock gonna occur?

i have orgasmolepsy :(

>pumps one day
>dumps the next day
>repeat
what's the point of this market

>>49424967
better image here

>>49424967
no wonder everyone has been piling into real estate

Buy AREC it will make you rich.

>>49424276
Buying?

>>49424160
My wheat play keeps getting better and better.

>>49424983
Short term convergence trades. Bear markets are the best time to build up your account. Volatility is your best ally and it's highest when the market is down and fear is rampant

>>49424581
Interesting. Shall I be loading up? Seems like it had a good run recently

>>49425121
apparently bogleheads buying in on it, but its essentiall smallcraps with a designer tilt. Small caps are down 30% from their highs already.

What the hell happened?

>>49425452
Ai meme happened

>>49423509
Das it mane

>cannabro here
>this is what is left of the recession
>I loved to fucking gamble
>I lost 700 on options and learned my lesson
>I am stable with my dividen REIT and speculative growth stocks

>>49425500
Pic for context
>I miss rocker already

>>49423468
I feel great about looking at my portfolio. It’s so much fun to be well positioned. It satisfies my autism to look at the changing numbers day by day. A sea of green

Holy fuck I can't stop coughing and my throat burns. They are cleaning outside my apartment with bleach and the fumes are killing me, its too late to do anything
I will die

>>49425539
if you were well positioned, your portfolio performance would be roughly tracking the S&P500 and you wouldn't be seeing a sea of green during a global bear market. Only people with very speculative or short positions are seeing green right now.

>>49425511
pretty shocking job censoring that image lad

>>49425556
I‘m short bonds. Long vol, swinging vol. Bought short positions on the Qs only to buy more longs on the Qs. Opened a long on bonds yesterday after that rally to play the bounce. Long energy, long wheat. Feels good

i stabbed myself in the hand with a knife last night and lost about a pintof blood all over my house and the street while i was walking to go get stitches.

im treating it as a divine sign as all schizos should, buti dont know if the demiurge was warning me not to catch falling knives or if it was telling me to buy while there is blood in the street.

will stab myself again to confirm.

>>49424026
Don't buy food on those big chains that have those monstrous logistics supply.
Be like me, buying temp based groceries in small familiar businesses that get their inventories from proximity farms & fields, you'll feel less the prices going up.
If you live in a big city you're fucked though.
>Mediterranean spanish living in a small coastal town patrician here.

*snibbedy snab*

>>49422890
Anyone understand how treasury inflation protected securities works? The rate looks like it's .12% on treasury direct but it somehow pays out more than that. Someone said yield was closer to 10% or something. Anyone understand these?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zXqkHvs0po
Youtube recommended this today, what did the algos mean?

>>49424086

Stock splits doesn't matter. Some hedge funds will make money on Dow inclusion arbitrage but if you are retail then you can just ignore this. It doesn't matter to you.

>>49425511
we have similar size folios. mine is down from 1900 to 1600

>>49425548
what time is it? go out somewhere. go hang in some big market or something.

>>49425636
how much would that cost if you went to get hospital care?

>>49425685
stock split = more share liquidity = more ability to hedge with options both buys and calls = more derivative liquidity = volatility for the stock falls

>>49425655
They have a fixed small coupon plus an additional coupon calculated on last inflation values, if inflation goes down usually they use the previous value.

>>49425715
Worth getting some now? They adjust their payout as inflation comes down right so no point in holding long term like an I bond. Just hold through inflation period and then ditch?

Why was food shortage canceled? I was promised millions of dead niggers and muslims.

>>49425701
i did go to the hospital and nothing because leaf. i think i am going to have to call in sick to my wagie job for like a week though.

>>49425746
they cant burn the farms fast enough

>>49425636
Take you meds and stop self harming with knifes. There's a whole market of stocks you can just yolo into if you really must hurt yourself, right now SIGA selfharm seems popular. Not financial advice.

>>49425782
ah okay. i thought you were some degen who is not going to hospital for it.

how did it happen? were you cooking or something.

>>49425452
First you pump sir. Then you dump sir

>>49425733
Depends on what returns you get when you sell them, it might be a loss. I have just very short term ones to use some cash i don't need now so i'll just hold till expiration. Mind that real returns are still negative, at least in my country, just a lot less worse then just cash.

>>49425808
i was trying to slice open a frozen kids juice box so i could eat it sideways with a spoon but it slipped and i stabbed into my palm sideways. i told the doctor i was cutting potatos and threw up 3 cheeseburgers while he did the stitches.

>>49425746
It's coming, the food and fertilizer stock piles are being used up and if you've paid attention to the news, a bunch of food production facilities have been burning down.

>>49425872
Might get a little just to see. I got plenty of Investments but want to spread out a bit and pick up some more secure stuff.

>>49423137
INTC has good fundamentals. Perhaps try AMD or Nvidia instead?

>>49425899
what is weird tho is the elevated levels of rainfall in the east, despite the drought in the west, over the past few years

>>49423137
No thanks. I rather short Real estate. DRV chads let's go

>>49425989
>>49425989
>I rather short Real estate
It's shorting home builders, no?

isnt crab markets the best for making money?

Is it worth moving to Texas or Florida for wealth management? Seems like tons of rich people fleeing new york and California to those two states.

>>49425985
Droughts and rains happen. It's not like we... I mean they control the weather too.

>>49426141
If you have a bazillion dollars to trade and you're not a moron yes.

>>49426042
take the burrypill and buy credit default swaps

>>49426170
Damn I neither of those apply to me

>>49426141
I think so, but i also invest in the "boomer style" type of investing. I'm just buying some divi stocks here and there, and I bought some SPXS in case the recession starts making everything dump.

Should you dca leaps? Asking for a friend. His leaps a intc if that helps.

>>49426141
Until you get BTFO by the inevitable breakout. Most attempts fail like in your pic but eventually it won't, and that could happen the moment you buy the "bottom" or sell the "top".
>>49426196
You don't need any set amount, you can trade a range on whatever ticker you can afford. Just know the crab can end at anytime.

Margin compression.

>>49426141
>just time the top and bottom perfectly and consecutively bro

>>49426141
>buy here
>it keeps dipping
>"i'll just wait for it to go back up"
>bagholding for a year
>average down
>"i'm a long-term investor"

>>49425880
fug sounds bad bro. spaghetti nightmare stuff.

looks like a nice bobo day yet again

What is in store for us today bros?

>>49425076
THIS learn to pairs trade

Is the bear market rally in the room with us right now?

>>49426457
Today it's over.

>>49426457
the golden crab market will continue forever
this time it isn't different

if we keep gapping up and down like this, how will all the gaps get filled?

Target getting roped again in the pre-market

>>49424026
So they groom mass shooters, pay newspapers to report
>muh new scary dizeeze
And they terrorize food producers.

What the fuck is their problem

on yahoo finance some citibank manager said the rate hikes are priced in already.

and some old jewish marketing wizard said the fed can only orate. nothing else they can do.

>>49426639
>Market falls until everyone that people listen to claims we're at the bottom
>Sentiment reverses
>Market crabs back up slowly

Basic market stuff

>>49426725
>please goooyyyssssss buy my bags it's the bottom trust us

SHIG

>>49426725
>two more 50 bps hikes are priced in
>trust us bro, we’ll be fine

Lmao, we have a long way to go down. The bottom won’t be in until energy crashes when people start losing their jobs again

>>49426725
People say “priced in” and provide no data or research to indicate how exactly something is priced in or what the new trajectory is for the price. It’s just something you say to say and you don’t really care if you did little/no research. I promise you, there are new factors every month in this market, and Schlomo Shekelstein isn’t pricing in each and every one of them. He’s just trying to get you to buy his bags.

>>49422890
The dip is not over. Shit is still SUPER overvalued, despite a 15% drop

Do I need to bother paying attention the market anymore at the moment?I feel like any attempts to invest at this point isn't looking great for someone like me with only a very very low four digit count.

>>49426829
>shiller pe in 2023-1
>unironically

>>49426816

Your skepticism of pricing in is priced in

>>49426861
What do you suggest then, retard?

>AMD
>SOXL
>UONE
>SIGA
>MSFT
>NVDA

*BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM**BAM*

>>49426805
>>49426816

yeah maybe. he also said 50/50 chance for recession next year and said earnings are the most important metric now. will they keep up or grow

IT WAS A BULL TRAP

>>49426829
Yes. Shiller lags a tiny bit, but is and extremely good indicator. Watch as all these butthurt tech max fags don’t understand that P/E’s can actually drop below 20 and give you (you)’s lmao rofl

>>49426861
Oh look, already happening

What stock do I buy to stop having sticky smelly poops the consistency of peanut butter that require me to take a shower and scrub my ass with soap & water and rinse off with my high-pressure detachable showerhead to get clean because not even with 30 rolls of toilet paper would I get clean otherwise?

>SPY at 408

>>49426908
ah shit it's that zip furio

>>49426988
rye, oats and fiber related stocks.

>>49426998

>>49426988
Eat more fiber

>>49422935
> Getting that upset
Woah woah woah johnny, we usually don't take ourselves too seriously around here

>>49426988
Literally just go outside to the grocery

Looking forward to another -3%+ on the NasdACK cause Target bought too much useless shit no one wants

>>49426992
>>49426861
>>49426725
>>49426615
>>49426353
>>49426263
>>49425500
>>49425452
>>49425130
>>49425121
>>49425004
>>49424983
>>49424967
>>49424910
>>49424856
>>49424851

Enjoy the margin call, useless eaters.

>>49426988

Fiber, eat broccoli and stop drinking alcohol for awhile. Also drink water.

t. not a professional poo doctor

I don't want to check SPY.... how bad is it?

>>49427145
>poo doctor
Ew

>>49426988
keeping with the thread i'd think costco then just double down and keep eating more large crust pizzas 3 times a day for every workday for a marked up increase needed calories for the upcoming recession

>>49427045
>>49427057
More fiber just makes it worse, even more muddy. Actually I'm pretty sure this problem is caused by too much fiber, like like water clings to it and makes it sticky. The best poops I have are when I kind of intentionally dehydrate myself the previous day so the contents of my colon can finish absorbing all the water. Then it comes out in one solid piece. Eating right before bed probably doesn't help either; your body release anti-diuretic hormone while you sleep so your body's water balance is probably not absorbing the water from your food.

>>49427148
Bit above last week's low

>>49427157
You're a fucking idiot if you think fiber makes your shit messier

You need insoluble fiber (celery, oats, etc) and salt and fat to make sure it works

is it worth buying AMZN after split? was thinking about buying 100 shares now that it is much cheaper so that i can sell covered calls on it

>>49427179
You should drink brake fluid. I heard it keeps you from having diahrrea.

>>49427205
I prefer blinker fluid.

>>49427205
You should get off your computer and figure out how to make it so you can see your microdick again
{[(Spoiler)]} you have to stop eating like a fucking dumpster and exercise {[(\spoiler)]}

>>49427214
Kek just drink woddah

Yellen is speaking today

>>49427194
BUDDY LOOK AT AMAZON COMPUTER

>>49427157
rye, banana and pineapple are good for stomach too. i found the best one is psyllium husk powder. makes your poop in to soft clouds.

OIL BROS DID WE GET TOO COCKY?!

>>49427194

I would DCA into it, it may go lower with another bear market dip - plus 100 shares probably won't give you much premium since it's just 1 contract (didn't check options chain)

I'm probably going to pick up a few shares from my other dividend payouts here and there

>Amazon dunks premarket because of few (((chosen people))) trading between eachother and now that means retail will panic and dump it further down
I fucking hate everything. Why does premarket and after hours even exist? Market's closed, go fucking home kikes.

>>49427279
fuck. is oil going down

>>49427194
>AMZN
lol nobody buys books haha stupid

>>49427279
Sheeeeeeit, I just loaded up on UVXY and now everything but oil is going to moon

>>49427295
i think thats good. the lower it goes in 8 months the better.

>>49427295
I wanna buy when it's under 100 or under 1 trillion market cap. Overpriced hidden by a stock split to sell off bags to retail

>>49427279
I AM GOT PENISY
I AM SO MUCH PENIS RIGHT NOW IT'S UNREAL

>+4.79%

hope the nasdump goes down more

>>49427279
My condolences oilbros.

>>49427287
thanks for the insight anon, i have some cash i want to use to generate passive income and wanted to try the covered calls strategy. i was going to buy some AMD and AAPL to sell covered calls on and was looking for something else to buy to do the same. didn't want to focus on tech too much so it's why i considered AMZN even though its pretty tech related, any advice on others i should consider? was going to just go with AMD, AAPL, and MSFT if i didn't find any other alternatives since i think those are good long term holds too but wanted to make a little off of covered calls.

This is where the samefag witha trip posts cancer to himself all day, the amazon bagholder who fucks kids and prostitutes? Fuck even posting in this thread feels like stepping in dogshit

i missed out on buying puts early market session yesterday

>>49427379
>was going to just go with AMD, AAPL,
>>49427379
>good long term holds
O my sides. The retardation is still here. You fucking retards.

>>49427440
https://youtu.be/UyOg0mt2R2k

>>49427379
>i considered AMZN
The depth of stupid.

I am going balls deep on fucking SPX long swing and I WILL succeed.

>>49427434
yes. NDX puts are really free money

>>49427279
Which dip is he talking about?

>>49427501
The dip to $105

>>49427501
Yesterday we dropped by a percent. He's unironically right though, it's hard not to buy OIL when it's still below 150.

>>49422967
Nigga I bought all these many months ago taking your advice and I am down 81% on all these.
You either are a bot, a really patient scammer, or you know something about the decriminalization.

>>49427515
I bought that one. But not enough. I'm seething. Currently up 10% on XLE

>>49427574
bot for sure. it always posts that and nothing else

>>49427574
A word of advice anon, don’t trade anything but SPY in a bear market. Wait until the reversal to start trying to find the new narrative.

>>49427483
You don't think you should wait longer with that? How are you going to swing it?

Why the fuck are we down SO hard overnight? What did I miss?

>>49427574
it's a smelly indian scammer bot selling you worthless penny stocks

any bogleheads wanna recommend me a good buy for the recession? looking for divvies or etfs

Fxi bros how we feeling

>>49427613
bear market. line go down is the natural way

>>49427593
>A word of advice anon, don’t trade anything but SPY in a bear market
Elaborate. How do you trade it?

>>49427613
TGT, stagflation and recession fears

>>49427613
appears a lot of things were not actually priced in.

ill make the new thread

>>49427379

If you want to make money from covered calls, may as well buy QYLD and have them do it for you. Just know that it will go down with tech selloffs since they still hold QQQ. Decent yield at least, and easier than trying to sell covered calls yourself (properly)

>>49427639
Ok correction you should probably be trading small caps too because they are the first to rebound
But you don’t long or short anything except SPY

>>49427605
Simple, from today's bottom support to today's descending wedge. Easy $100.

in here >>49427693
>>49427693
>>49427693
>>49427693

>>49427639
>Elaborate. How do you trade it?
DCA into 2x or 3x ETF's which track the S&P 500. Like SSO and UPRO. Profit.

>>49427631
Im going with XLP