/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49420775
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,031.228B, 101 = 20.111B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: 2,040.093B, 98P = 20.817B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49336405

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Am I going to make it?

>>49420775
Still comfy holding. Anus is fully relaxed. Wagmi.

Never gonna happen

Maybe some of you retards haven't realized this yet. But you fucking won. The SECs recent actions are pretty fucking clear. Citadel and every single other institution in the mix is blowing up. But, there won't be a contagion, the market won't crash significantly as Gensler was able to prevent a dominoe effect of other prime brokers. The bill will land on the DTC that will be backstopped by the federal reserve. Contain yourselves and don't sell a single fucking share under 7 figures. You owe it to yourself and one another. Amake sure to diversify out of USD. Fiat's days are limited and the CBDC system currently in the works is how do I say, tyrannical. You aren't getting paid out of the goodness of their hearts. You're getting paid because you beat their game and they would like to defer disaster. The separation of state and money will come, it's just a matter of educating the masses. (Currently just under 2 decades, could speed run it if you all make wise decisions).
I am optimistic about the generations to come. Invest in them. It's not your fault you inherited such a shitty world, but it is your responsibility to leave it better off than it was.
Take care of yourself and of your health. Humans are fragile creatures, but if you live long enough, you may get a glimpse of higher beings.
If only you knew how significant this moment in history really is.

يجب ألا أخاف. الخوف هو قاتل العقل. الخوف هو الموت القليل الذي يجلب الطمس الكامل. سأواجه خوفي. سأسمح لها بالمرور فوقي ومن خلالي. وعندما يمر ، سأدير العين الداخلية لأرى مساره. حيث ذهب الخوف لن يكون هناك شيء. فقط سأبقى

join the gmehad and together we will devour the very market
>∞

There is no Common Denominator as to what brought someone to GME

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v68rsc/last_update_update3_fidelity_hasnt_found_where/
kek muh brokers

>>49420883
the white race can't wait two decades I need a systematic collapse NOW

>>49420883
Maybe.

>>49420883
The shorts have covered, delusional baggie

>>49420883
We know.
And thanks. We will try not to squander our riches on hookers and blow like previous generations.

>>49420883
going back on the gold standard when Trump gets back in, fuck that CBDC shit

>psst hey president we sort of got ourselves into a pickle
>if you let us just keep faking the market we promise to not do this again in exchange for not letting the economy and this country fall into pieces
>just don't tell anyone because you know, we have to keep faith in the markets
>"ok son"

is this possible?

>>49420975
if they covered you wouldnt be here pajeet

>>49420975
Thanks, I just gave up

am i gon be a millionaire

dont get discouraged now... the MOASS is coming bros... any day now... chairman Cohen wouldn't let us baghold... hes on our side bros... hes looking out for each and every one of us... please just keep holding your shares... please... i know it's tough but we're all in this together... the crabbing is just to test our resolve... sell your car, your possessions if you have to... the short squeeze is inevitable... mark my words its gonna happen... just keep holding those shares bros... GME is the only salvation in this corrupt system... even if it takes months, years... just hold hold hold... please... we're all gonna make it bros... ignore the naysayers... friends, family, colleagues... they dont know what we know... by god we will have the last laugh... just make sure you keep holding... we all must hold for the MOASS to happen... its the only way... so you gotta hold bros... please...

>>49421021
>is this possible?
No. If it was they would’ve done it along time ago. They would essentially be admitting to so many crimes just to do that it would land them in jail anyway.

>>49421034
tldr suck my ass pajeet

>>49421078
you dont understand... i am holding with you... we are brothers... ape no fight ape... GME and this community mean everything to me... ive seen my share of tough times... damn near lost everything... but i still hold strong... it scares me to think some ppl are considering selling... we are on the precipice of greatness... a once in a lifetime MOASS... but the only way we can achieve it is by holding together... so please friends... please buy and hold...

i can't read :(

is the AMG GT black series any good? it goes really fast but I was wondering if I should get a 2019 ZR-1 corvette for a track car instead

>>49420883
I shall do my best to meet your expectations possible alternate-timeline traveler anon.

>>49420883
Thanks. Put me in the screenshot. I have big PP.

Updated Securities Lending Scenarios

Can Fidelity lend my securities? How much can Fidelity lend? Margin account with a loan/ debit balance: YesUp to 140% of the value of your loan when factoring in uncovered option requirements and/or short position mark to market in the loan calculation Margin account without a margin loan Yes, if a net liability incurred due to: 1) Uncovered option positions 2) Short positions with adverse price movement1) N/A if no debit and either no uncovered options or short positions 2) Up to 140% of the value of your loan when factoring in uncovered option requirements and/or short position mark to market into the loan calculationCash account (no margin)NoN/A

A natural next question you may ask is how can I tell if my shares are being lent out? Any extension of credit by Fidelity can result in your shares being available to lend. However, when Fidelity lends shares, Fidelity lends from the overall pool of shares available to lend. These loans are made without designating which specific customer’s shares were lent for a particular loan or have been lent at all. Our account-level records indicate merely which shares were available to lend, but not which specific account’s shares were lent."
https://old.reddit.com/r/fidelityinvestments/comments/v67sig/updated_how_fidelity_lends_shares_megathread/
Kek broker hodler-ies (although it's entirely a non-issue if you're on a cash account without margin enabled and share lending disabled).

>>49420883
I am supremely confident. I feel like taking a victory lap but I will wait until the hedgies are leaping from any ledge they can find.

Just woke up 4 hours late for a shift.
Give it to me straight, boys.
Do I
>call, apologize, and go in
>not give a fuck, moass is this week
Keep in mind i'm a paycheck to paycheck wagie.

>>49421195
Get the Aston Martin Vulcan instead.

>>49420918
>Fudelity personally doing broker fud again
What did Fudelity mean by this?

>>49421316
lmao how the fuck do you wake up 4 hours late. I guess it all depends on how long your shift is. If its a 12 hour shift then yes, but if its 8 hours thats where I'm on the fence between yes and no. Considering you are still posting here, you will likely only be able to put in 3 hours once all is said and done. I say call in sick.

>>49421316
Seduce the boss.

Feekings report in; we just cannot stop winning

>>49421341
>3.3mil on a car
I wouldnt be able to drive it without having a heart attack even if I did sell all of my 115 shares at 1mil, then again im probably lowballing what GME will end at anyways

>>49421366
>12
Called it, and checked. Calling in now, what's my excuse (literally rolled over on my phone, muffling all my alarms
>>49421382
He's literally a 300 lb Juggalo, not happening even if I wasn't a 250 lb wrassler

>>49421316
Call in. I underestimated how long Hedgies could cling onto that cliff many times. I wouldn't be surprised if they have a little fight still left in them. Quit only after the money has hit your account.

>>49421385
lil ooo feebros

Time to recommence the BTC dump

Kek crypto baggies

>>49421419
Covid or buttsex you have only two options.

>>49421123
>123
It seems you can count at least. Good job Anon. I'm proud of you, keep it up.

>>49421450
Are you my dad? I can roll cigarettes now, you don't have to go to the store anymore.

>>49421385
If it reaches 40% before the market opens tomorrow, WAGSO FR FR

buy jun 24 weekly calls on jun 20th

Like seriously imagine being a crypto baggie. You buy BTC at 55k 58k and 61k. 99% of all crypto baggies blew their entire loads and quit their jobs at that price.

They are down over HALF their investment that will NEVER go above $35k again.

Meanwhile we’ve been comfy AF averaging down and working hard at our actual jobs for over a year and pretty much all of us are XXX minimum and know exactly what’s about to happen.We pay our bills every month and aren’t in any debt.

I’m going to laugh so hard when Kenny finishes off liquidating crypto and these baggies start killing themselves. They won’t even get to see the hedgies on the ledgies. They’ll be long gone before the hedgies start touching their blue chips just to pay us.

>>49420918
>Check post history
>Has been fudding Fidelity for over a year
>Seems to be the only person this 'glitch' happens to
While he has got the spirit to DRS and good on that I'm not really convinced.

>>49421502
when do i sell my June-17 95Cs

>>49421502
no thanks I'm just gonna hold my 2023 $900 calls

>>49421542
>Check post history
>Has been fudding Fidelity for over a year
>Seems to be the only person this 'glitch' happens to
>While he has got the spirit to DRS and good on that I'm not really convinced.
You're going to great lengths to defend people that want you dead in a basement while they sell your children as sex slaves. I didn't read that guy's post, btw, because fuck stock brokers and fuck banks.

>>49421271
>although it's entirely a non-issue if you're on a cash account without margin enabled and share lending disabled
Thanks for the info, fellow anon.

>>49421484
Yes Anon. I have returned to you here, and now, to tell you that you have a great power in you inherited from my incredible genes. I had to leave you for your own safety. If you become a powerful person then meet me at "that place" and we will be reunited once again as father and son to continue our journeys to greatness together. This is all I can say for now, except that I have missed you all these years.

>>49421385
Uhm oooga booga?

>>49421660
The more inorganic fud I keep encountering directed solely at fidelity makes the 30% of my shares I hold there feel very safe.

>>49421431
IBKR turned off lending last Friday. How are they still lending out new shares while simultaneously recalling lent shares from their customers?

>>49421814
Ok, buddy.
>

>>49421823
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IT TAKES MONEY TO MAKE MONEY OKAY????

>>49421895
How are they borrowing at midnight when the market is close it's this week isn't it
And the more retarded the shills get the closer we are
Mere ass hairs away at this point

>>49421849
Sorry chef. I’m not drsing 100% I’m just not.

>>49420914
Racism, even in the post. Fuck Niggers, Fuck Jews, and Fuck Jannies.

>>49421719
Uh, boo

>>49421917
Ok, buddy.

>>49421917
I have a good number of shares DRSed, but I also have some that are not. Maybe I get fucked on some of them, but who cares.

>>49421922

>>49421998
I see not drsing some shares as insurance for CSGO and drsing some shares as insurance for the brokers
I'm predicting CS is down for three months perhaps more and the price sky rockets during that time
As a result I will sell at least two shares at 8 figures one for pure profit and one for taxes
And hold the rest forever

>>49422084
I'm predicting shares on CSGO got onboarded to the NFT marketplace seemlessly just like votes and anything else will have intermittent and unpredictable issues no matter the broker chosen or the invidual who holds them.

>>49422113
I wonder if they would support ledger or trezor and just lock my GME NFT stock away on my ledger not even the IRS can pry them away even if I owe taxes or some shit

Fuck, fellow baggies, we really are going to make it aren't we?
Hard to borrow stock, with high fees that seem to persist. The ortex ctb average is weighted by shares, meaning they bleed 238% of the stock value per year on short positions. DRS support is immense, even though I and many others haven't. Even if the short interest is ballpark correct, stocks have been known to squeeze as long as there are enough non-broker held positions. And there should be a share dividend coming soon. The designated market maker is Citadel, a firm with multi-billions in open liabilities of "securities sold but not yet purchased" is losing investors and required multiple cash infusions.
It's a good time to be a gme baggie, even if you disregard all those facts, the abnormal price actions on no news indicate there is still something going on.

>>49421101
you got it bro i'll keep buying and drsing

>>49419700

>>49422084
I’m never selling shares from CS.

>>49420883
>don't sell a single fucking share under 7 figures.
nice low price anchoring fud

>>49422152
Dood delete this
I don't want the fucking shillies or anyone else to even buy .25 of a share even on fucking Robinhood or cash app
Fuck them it's too late we launch this week

I drs'd another 100 shares from my stack in fidelity today to diversify brokers. Considering my luck the squeeze is literally tomorrow while those shares are in transit.

Your welcome everyone

>>49421916
I don't think the borrowing is directly connected to normal market activity, so the part about it not being during market hours does not confuse me. It's backroom accounting settlements between the short and the DTCC. The shortselling itself doesn't require a borrow, it requires a locate, so all shorts are done naked or capable of easily becoming naked by the way the system is structured. The only reason the borrow even exists is just for settling regsho requirements, it creates just the bare minimum smoke to obscure how rigged the markets actually are.

>>49422180
It simply doesn't matter it's a forever infinity squeeze
I cannot wait to call a Indian a fucking FAgGOT to his face during the RICO raids

>>49420914

>>49421919
>>49421919
>>49421919
Uh, crypto bros??

Sometimes I post shilly things because I like to hear how confident everyone is. It helps me gain confidence. Thanks frens

Nothing ever happens.

Kek Griffin’s wife fucks niggers in Chicago

>>49422254
Sometimes I post bad FUD to make my GameShop frens more bullish

Anything can happen

>>49422245
its ogre for them holy fuck

>>49420775
>pic
Is that from a game? Which one?

>>49422219
Don't agree. If you have a mind that is malleable you would be open to such wild outcomes from resulting from MOASS of GME. I knew where to look for information once I heard gamestop was mooning albeit from other people on forums like this. But this is my story, who knows what other people experienced.

>>49422457
more like who cares? you're the main character, bro, we've been trying to reach you for ten years

>>49422457
Narrow thinking

Bros, I need this to happen yesterday

>>49422448
Dankest dungeon. It’s a good game. Possibly the best turn based rpg ever made

>>49422245
Too many happenings, increasingly often, approaching the crescendo.

>>49422464
All the crypto bros are pedos. You would be amazed at the lengths they will go to

Has anyone asked hyperblu what he thinks about fidelity's increasing borrow rate? I know he has mentioned in the past its all fake but idk if that applies to a big broker like fidelity

>>49422457

>>49422457
God/the universe guides your attention to focus on things that are tuned into the same vibration. It wasn’t an algo that lead me here, I know that for sure. I stumbled onto DFVs posts after searching by top

>>49422780
we should ask my dad
>>49421695
what do you think, dad?

>>49422893
>not algo
>searching top

a random thread in biz around Jan 20th 2021 linked me to a reddit post in heh WSB and I've been back and forth ever since
also during the height of the sneeze my first son was born the 28th
I took that as a sign that this was bigger than any one could have thought probably the biggest happening at least in the history of finance possibly one of the biggest happenings in all of human history / and the greatest transfer of wealth and power of all time
their constant SCREECHING proves this beyond a shadow of a doubt
there are indians 24/7 365 since the sneeze begging asking to suck dicks begging people to sell

also moass is this week probably the 9th

Honestly, since the Algorithm does all the work, what if every day Citadel employees are running the meltdown reddit, and shilling here?

>>49423018
>what if every day Citadel employees are running the meltdown reddit, and shilling here?
tell them to sneed and go fucking kill themselves
because RICO will do it for them if they won't

Where the fuck are all the shills ?
Kennoid killed them all hasn't he
It's too quiet

>>49421445
>>49421423
>>49421419
>>49421382
>>49421366
>>49421316
>text boss
>no response
>call office
>no response
>go in to work
>supervisor waiting with paperwork
>suspended 1 week
>literally given mandatory vacation to watch the ticker
IT'S THIS WEEK, FUCKERS

>>49423167
cant afford them all week probably

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dont worry about this article bros... theyre fudding... keep holding bros... its only a loss if you sell... hold the line fellow apes!!!

191

190 where the fuck is everyone ?

189

Holy shit he might actually do it this thread.

I am just going to shut the fuck up and live record this.

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>>49423167
Guess you're no longer over the target. Squeeze is canceled.

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>>49423273
Wouldn't want to break your count, Count.
Btw, 183

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>>49423294
Quiet before the storm.
Can't pay shills when you don't have any money anymore.

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>>49422780
>>49422903
The borrow rates can be misleading because the rebate rate can sometimes make up for it in a big way. I think right now the numbers aren't very misleading because the assets purchased have very low interest rates and the borrow rates are so high. I can't know for sure because most or all of that info is proprietary but the continually rising RRP amount is telling as to what asset is being purchased for these kinds of cash liabilities.

>>49423273
>198 to 194 to 192

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Baggies

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its too quiet, did we scare the shills off?

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>>49422780
Literally who

Before he hits 200 the post before it will be "kek crypto baggies"

>>49420775
wagmi

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Bruh

WAGMI

and just like that, 2T rrp was the new normal.

That's fucking trash they banned him

and just like that, counter-anon was jannied as quickly as he arrived

>>49423647
Well that's because he added nothing like 100pbtid anon he just counted down

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

>>49423654

The shills this weekend were very aggressive. I've been working graveyards and while traffic dies down during the night, today is awfully quiet in comparison.

Ill pay attention to when shill activity starts up again to see who's clocking in

what was that schizo counting down for

>>49423787
need to wait for the jannies to fall asleep to find out

>>49423787
To count in the beginning of the new count

>>49422576
Thanks senpai.

>>49420883
Is that Alex Karps (PLTR CEO) hair shopped on Bobo?

Are mods asleep?

>>49422245
>Releasing the shit later.
>Releasing "homophobic" and "racist" shit first and not the pedophilia
Sounds like a massive faggot.

It is uncomfortably quiet.
Stay safe out there, anons.

>>49422911
Most awarded post in reddit history

The liquidity is receding, incoming tsunami.

>>49424399

>>49424431

>>49424466

>>49423763
I noticed a big uptick of shill activity on Friday. Tons of super obvious spamming. Last time it was like that was November. Now that it's died down again it makes me wonder if that wasn't just one last weak hail mary before the house of cards come tumbling down.

I also wonder what happens if the split goes through and MOASS doesn't happen. Like, they've had plenty of time to figure out how to weasel out of it.

>>49420883
Our time is nigh my brothers

>>49424399
Checked

>>49424466
>>49424500
What did kek mean by this?

kek baggies

June 24th

>>49424640
Kek @ Saturn being in retrograde

wouldn't mind a big runup before summer sale starts

im pretty tired of waiting for this stock to go up to be quite FUCKING honest with you guys. I was told over a year ago that MOASS would be happening. I'm getting tired of holding this fucking bag bros.

>>49424784

>>49424793
Not everyone who holds participates in this deluded circle jerk of a general.

>>49424793
what part of my post was implying that it wasn't my first post in this thread?

for fuck's sake guys i'm not doing this much longer

>>49423851
newfag

>>49424835
Just sell bro it sounds like this stock is not for you

>>49424165
huh? are people being jannied in real life??

>>49424047
He's going to wait to release it because it's blackmail and he might get a lot of money to not release the password. The first two releases will show how serious he is. If it's not a larp then there is serious cash to be made for him, people will pay crazy amounts of money to not have that kind of thing get exposed. He was smart about it if that was his goal since he didn't actually ask them for money. They'll have to reach out and offer to pay him. I don't know if that would get him out of legal trouble but I guarantee he will get offers and it won't be a paltry sum he's offered if it's real.
>This is just a guess, obviously

>>49424800

>>49420854
>>49421032
>>49421123
>>49421504
>>49421554
>>49422270
>>49423673
>>49424522
>>49424532
>>49424640
>>49424784
>>49424835
Two more weeks

>>49424183
Which garnished attention by other people with the algo presenting that information to other people, the resulting upboats, including fake accounts relating to Dead Internet Theory, It could have been burried under all the Wife's boyfriend posts and MOASS would never have seen the light.

Underpaid interns are out in force to gobble whatever hedgies throw at them to create FUD, tick tock
Wonder what you make to create fake posts, can't be enough at least as you know it's a lost cause

>>49424800
Now tell me that again, but with conviction.

>>49424958
>stock hasn't been that low in over a year
Was this the educated shills team before they got wiped out from reddit sticking fruit n veg up their butts?

you're at 128.10 , GMEBagholders. You were at 347.51 last year and your ATH is 513 , GMEBagholders. you are down almost 76%, GMEBagholders. your GMEBags are going to zero, GMEBagholders.

>>49425009
ATH was 214,000

>>49424958
>WWJCD?
He'd grab an horsewhip and drive the merchants out.
He had a zero tolerance on corruption policy.

49425009
Sneed & Seethe

>>49425009
kek baggots

>>49424958
Im speechless

>>49424958
Or maybe they're just real people having actual doubts you psychopathic cultist

>>49424988
Who the fuck knows. I just know they're a waste of space and bandwidth or perhaps even worse.. taxpayer money as we know they love to waste that

>>49425080
>Real people
>Deusdite Demtof
>AI generated image
That’s a No from me bud

lol lmao

>49425114
>Look at this fanatic!
How does anyone see this as bearish? That man will hold forever.

i dont see it as bearish i see it as pathetic

>>49425114
Should have divorced the GMEBags instead, GMEBagholders.

>>49425145
probably why she left him kek he kept hoarding shares and buying pizza for the teenagers working at his local store

>stupid baggies, you're pathetic for holding a stock you like
>i'll just post non-stop on their general ((for free))

i literally said earlier in the thread that im holding gme retard i said that guy is pathetic because his life is crumbling around him and all he can grasp onto is reddit and meme stocks

>>49425080
If so, they're NGMI.

>i'm totally holding gme g-guys! I just come in these threads to cry! The joke is on you, not me!

Paid shill here. I didn’t receive any pay on Monday, so I guess I’m shitposting with you guys now.

i've done way more laughing than crying in this thread

>>49425114
good, bitch probably tried telling him what to do with his money.

anyone else just noticed the shift in time? For a short moment I forgot about the mechanics of time. I thought I was tomorrow, but I know it is today, then I was thinking when I am tomorrow and today is Wedensday, the day next will be Thursday. Then I know something is strange so I thought harder: Its always: Monday, Tvursday, Wedensday, and if I am tomorrow but I know today is Wedensday then that would mean I am yesterday and yesterday also was Wedensday, which makes no sense, since today is Wedensday, which can only conclude to: Tomorrow is Wedensday and I am today and today is Thursday.
Just to make this clear: this was not a dream or anything, this thought just jumped me while I was working, not even daydreaming.
Any one else got some experience in that sphere? What color is the dot?

>>49424958
lmao Just to let everyone know 10K is not life changing money, even if it's a nice amount of money. It might pay off a car or a vacation or something but it's just a nice bonus. It's not going to really change anyone's life in any meaningful way. I could see the argument for 100K being life changing money but even that much is just making a lot of things easier, not really changing things. I am of the opinion that life changing money only really starts at 7 figures, as at those levels you can practically guarantee a changed life in some form or fashion, and the guarantee of a changed life is part of the change if not the only change that really matters here. Anything less and it's not a guaranteed change which means you will need to work for the change which means nothing really changed. Does anyone have a differing opinion? I'd honestly like to know because this information might prove to be very useful later.
>49425009
I'm in the green, you may now meltdown due to this fact.

>>49425268
>forced tip
America need redeeming

>>49425333
I shall ponder this and your digits checked

>>49425333
dot's green bro

>>49424958
Is this how ((((((((((((((((((((((((they)))))))))))))))))))))))) imagine how goym-names work?
>Mr Shekelsternbergstein please come up with some random names for goyms
>easy task, Mr Rothsternbergstein, just take 3 to 4 randomletters and add -of to it. thats how goymnames work
>What you got?
>Togof, you?
>Demtof
>nice
>*greedy chuckle*
>*hand rubbing sound*

>>49425248
tell some funny story then

>>49425248
That's shameful, not even paying their own shills!

>>49424988
I suspect it's popcorn stock.

>>49425419
tyfys

>>49425080
>can't instinctively sniff out AI generated faces
autists win again. how can hedgies compete?

>>49425080
Yes those two VERY similar posts are TOTALLY not coming from an indian shill farm.

The massive uptick of shill activity since last Friday is all the evidence I need that they are completely and totally fucked.

In March it was bad, then a little worse in April, then progressively less intense until a large bump in November.. then almost nothing until now, and it's been relatively weak.

This is the last hail mary. They have no other options. It's effectively over.

WAGMI, folks.

>>49425628
just 2 more weeks eh

>>49425642
They're all outta yils.

>>49425628
Yes, it is over for you, GMEBagholder. Your GMEBags will be worth zero soon, GMEBagholder.

what do we expect today realistically?

Boyos I’m loving this yuge le ebbic sqwizz we’ve got going on here we sure are showing those hedgiefucks who the boss is boyos!!!!

Only 510 volume 6am premarket. It's time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xG09d3WcGo

>>49425721
sitting comfy. waiting, holding

>>49425724
whats average?

>>49425721
Dunno today, but I expect 150 by EoW.
I provide no sources, of course.

>>49425741
damn i expect moass this week though

>>49425114
>Finally a XXX ape. X apes come first!
God I love this cult. I feel comfort in my crazy yet sane exit strategy.

>>49425758
whats your exit strategy

>>49425764
1 dollar before you

>>49425736
You'll usually have at least 20-30k traded by 5am. It's quiet. Too quiet.

>>49425764
Exit?

>>49425764
To leverage my position during MOASS to naked short the FEDs yils into the ground.

Trust the plan
Two (2) more weeks

>>49425788
Checked.
It’s either calm before the storm or calm before the crab.

>>49425764
Depends on what MOASS will look like. If it's a normal stock climb, then bitcoin numbers. If it's moass with any price, then your price doesn't really matter just get out early though I have doubts about the latter.

>>49425801
SNEED

starting to think oGiV is a gamestop shill

>>49425374
10k is an insult. Indian scammers make that much off of one Grannie easily.

>Please Ser sell for the 10k. It is allot of money ser. Think of the all redeeming Google Play store cards ser!

>>49425374
Considering the absolute greed of black rock and the rest of the criminals bought the housing market and now asks million for a house larger then a shed that used to be worth hundreds of thousands.
They just have themselves to blame the floor has risen to match that..

>>49425374
ser privileged bastard fucker 10 thousand dollars feeds my village for a year!

Funny how the shills never want to talk about high borrow rates

>>49425949
Funny how the high borrow rates haven't meant jack shit for the price so far

>>49425943
How many villages can that Griffin guy feed, just with the money he's paying for the right to keep his short positions open for an other day?

>>49425475
Also
>Hunches back
>Make sure to take over the phrase life changing money. That way they think "life changing money" is just paying off their cars instead of the kind of money that I spend daily on politicians.
>Adjusts Yarmulke
>Try to create a mood of mercy and forgiveness. Mention Jesus, that will make those goy feel guilty and go easy on us.
>Also keep the statements simple, 5th grade level at most! We have to make sure they understand our message and don't get confused!

>>49424893
Sure faggot

>>49426036
real quick just to check, you do know that Cohen is a Jewish surname don't you you antisemetic retard?

>>49426055
I just sold

>>49426055
Checked and the retard needs to go back to /pol/ confirmed

>>49425819
I like the cut of your Gib, mate

>>49426068
SNEED

>>49421917
I’m 50/50 DRS/Fudelity but now I’m going 70/30. Remember the longer it takes you to DRS your shares, the more you gotta wait for MOASS. Btw you can sell on CS brainlet.

So the next hype date is the 13th? Thats the earliest a split could happen because the paperwork went in Friday?

Did anyone know about Amazon before it happened?

>>49426100
>Btw you can sell on CS brainlet.
Hey Kettle, you're nigger. Sincerely Pot.

>>49426129
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/03/09/amazon-announces-20-for-1-stock-split-10-billion-buyback.html
yeah they announced it in march

>>49426055
>Stereotypes exist due to racial or societal differences
>"Anon you acknowledged this behavior of a group of people so you clearly hate x group and are a meaningless liberal buzzword!". "You know y is a member of x group right?"
>not acknowledging that people can in fact exist outside of Stereotypes (seems pretty racist honestly)
>"Why do you hate him? Heh Checkmate retard"
>mfw

Amazon has gone up 20% since stock split announcement
WAGSO

Do we still believe in the infinity pool? Because that was gay.

>>49426135
Didn't read but have sex

>>49426177
Are you retarded? It split to 123 and has barely moved

>>49420937

>>49426183
Aww too bad you didn't read it. You missed the clause where you could have earned 20 shekels per my 1 time offer of fucking off.

>>49426081
IS COHEN A JEW OR NOT TELL ME RIGHT NOW

>>49426231
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE HAT!?!

>>49426231
Only a little. You could say he's Jew-ish

>>49426231
yes you fucking moron

>>49426241
a classic

STOP IT GOYM STOP IT NOW
>PACKET DROPS INTENSIFY

>>49426181
Criminals go to prison with the key thrown away.
The infinity pool were their chance to buy the markets forgiveness now they rot in a windowless cell and we reclaim what they stole from us no matter what price each individual decides, no price is unreasonable for their theft so no price is set, hence infinity pool

>>49426277
>This petition would not change anything
Does any petition ever?

>>49426277
>dark pools aren't off the exchange
isnt that the entire point of a dark pool? explain like i'm a golden retriever

>>49425378
Forced tip is closer to how normal countries work. They charge more and pay their employees a living wage.

>>49426292
his ID farming one definitely won't

>>49426277
First, to be clear, we know this petition is bullshit because AMC is tagged alongside GME in a call for action.
Not sure what Dave is really saying here because it can be read as...
>Retail trades don't even exist. All trades exist only within your broker app.
Which we've known for a while, but as always there's more hes not telling us.

>>49426305
Still doesn't make sense, they end up being paid a percentage of their sales, could be a lot, could be not enough, instead of an assured liveable wage.

>>49426231
Worse, he's Canadian.

>>49420883
>The separation of state and money will come, it's just a matter of educating the masses. (Currently just under 2 decades, could speed run it if you all make wise decisions).
Work is sexy. GME is just the beginning.

>Take care of yourself and of your health. Humans are fragile creatures, but if you live long enough, you may get a glimpse of higher beings.
I'm here for a good time and a long time. Pic related.

>If only you knew how significant this moment in history really is.
This event in human history is highly profound. There is still a chance this can go horribly wrong outside of the maeket. On the other hand, there will be a lot of global change nearly instantly and I'm confident the majority of it will be positive.

I am tired of this gay earth

>>49426129
I had no idea. Was a genuine surprise.

>>49426391
Kek faggotbaggies

I slept terribly last night. I had a dream I was margin called and I've never even used margin before. I woke up with a headache now I feel like shit.

>>49426405
you dreamwalked into a hedgie
wagmi soona

>>49426391
You still think you're gonna win? Le Keks

It's brilliant that a simple post brings out all the shills so easily lol

I'll have to remember that trick next thread so it's easier to filter

>reminder we aren't the ones "surviving one more day"

>49426420
Yes. I’ve already won.

>49426420
oh nooo it dropped with spy, guess it's over time to sell

>>49426460
It being cheaper right up until it rips is literally the best outcome lol, they don't realise this is actually what we want. I would rather have more shares for less money frankly before it explodes

>>49426352

I like Ryan's pro-work angle. There's a huge difference from wage-slaving in order to survive a system thats fundamentally slated against you vs working your passions. If/When the squeeze pops, the amount of innovation from creatives who finally have some capital to work with is going to be insane.

I am so looking forward to quitting my job

>>49426405
I dreamt about my floor, down to the dollar.
I now know my floor and it's gonna be glorious

>been waging overnight at a warehouse gig for most of the year
I miss prime time /GME/ threads but I still disrupt my sleep cycle some days to wake up and see how we are doing in the afternoon. Today it the day we MOASS

>>49424874
Yes. Don't get got.

>>49426442
you know you wouldn't be such a bagholding psychotic schizo if you didn't filter all the people trying to tell you you're holding a bag

I walk and talk like captain jack sparrow. Before jack I was a khv afraid to talk to anyone, especially females. I never had many friends and spent my time jerking off to anime porn when I stumbled upon pirates 1. Immediately I was obsessed with the character and charm of the captain and his way with women. I slur my words and stared wearing old garments and adapt my hand movements to suit jack sparrow more and more. Women and my foes came to pick up on it very quickly and I am talking with an average on 3 new people a day on my local train station. I am known and feared under the name of underground pirate as I swiftly walk through the alleys with two half poured out bottles of rum (I don't drink alcohol) in my hand as I greet the usual townsfolk and wagies on their way to commute to work. I am very fond of captain jack sparrow so much so that I dream of having my own train be built in my name as conductor underground pirate. The train will travel through my countryside far and wide with no train management team telling me where to go or when to stop. I watch in pirates 1, 2 about 3 times a week on average, ignoring sequrels as they are bad. Nonetheless, captain jack sparrow came to save them from being absolute shit which allows me to watch them every now and then. What a great film series

>>49426570
Why do so many people feel the need to tell us we're bagholding? I guess I don't care enough about other people's finances to go into a thread about an investment I'm not involved with.

>>49426055
I had a well thought out reply to this, but it was too long, so I can't post it and just accept it.
picrel

>>49426599

Because you're a literal bagholder who tells everyone that they're bagholders or will baghold.
Get fucked baggie
Screenshot your $170 average

>>49426640
Kek baggie SPY to 390 EOW

>>49426666
Fuck you satancrab

>>49426599
checked and theyre getting paid to do it essentially. none of these hedgie fucks expected any of us to still be holding onto this shit for a year and a half and this is the only trick they have left. just sneed or ignore. honestly, the more curry we smell in this thread the closer we all are to making it.

im not fucking getting paid
i wish this dog shit stock would go up so i could get paid, but unfortunately, i'm not and that's why i'm shitting on it

Tourist here. Whatever the outcome is, this entire shitshow has been entertaining to watch. I do wonder though, what is the dream goal you all want. I remember some time ago someone said that if things keep on going so bad that companies like Citadel would have to become public. I think that's a good target if you're after more than just becoming multi millionaires.

>>49426666
die crab devil

>>49426736
i just want enough money to live like ric flair that's all

Fresh OC

>>49426348
kek

>>49426715
What I don't get with them is pushing it down and expecting you to give up after that.
A better approach (before the DD was complete) was to keep it near the top as no one wants to lose in their investments which a lot of us would if one gave up now but keeping it near the peak would tempt more to give up and paper hand.
Yet here we are and we're not fucking selling and now we also know better so if they tried now it wouldn't work, they missed their chance I'd say.

>>49426405
I had a dream about bayonetta 3, except instead of a purple color scheme, it was black and gold. The moon song was something that I've heard before, but I can't put my finger on what it was

>>49426796
Kennoid is not as smart as Kennoid thought Kennoid was.

>>49426796
Their margin requirement has dropped significantly, they cannot afford it to be that high, which is why it has dropped over time, as their margin requirements drop they need to keep the price down. When they thought they could price people out it was at 200+, now they can't do that, so they tried to shake hands with drops to $78, which didn't work. They have no plays left.

Be well and have a great day today frens. May any heavy thoughts be lifted into feelings of blissful contentment. WAGMI

>>49426352
>I'm here for a good time and a long time. Pic related
Had some spare BNB, you just made my buy Algo

>>49426845
Thanks fren, you too

>>49426760
nice

>>49426533
checked. Give me some number

Kek can't wait for the newest baggies suicides this month when nothing ever happens

>>49420883
Beautiful sentiment anon.

>>49426521
I have to put most of my energy, time, creativity and effort into a role that is effectively corporate filler to make ends meet with some investing on the side in the most difficult existential playing field in a long fucking time just so my supervisor's boss can fuck-ass around at a ~200%, nay, 300% pay increase to what I earn, before even contemplating what upper management actually earns or even does on their weekends.

I have better things to do with my time. I want to create net-positive instead creating net-negative because those are the only companies hiring.

This isn't a stab at hierarchal structures. It's how much effort, the weight of the reward and overall output of what my time actually achieves is that matters, regardless of whether you're the CEO or the janitor.

>>49425994
Today the stock will lobster

>>49420883
>2 decades
the new 2 weeks

>>49427007
>7007
>2 eyes
>2 claws
Shit, looks like a lobster roll

>>49420883
>WAGMI

>>49421823
Maybe these are derivatives they're still settling? I've been wondering this myself.

>>49423181
Based

>>49421823
No questions only sell

DAVE LAUER is a FUCKING JEWISH NIGGER and i'm sick of you chucklefucks talking about him. faggots.

>>49427115
Could be, or it's just straight up naked shorts.

6:1 split soon. WAGMI

I don't want to go to work today and I deserve sex output from society for doing it anyway.

>>49427310
What do you work with, Naruto?

>>49427310
>I deserve sex
bad mindset

>>49427412
name one reason why men who don't have access to women should contribute to society and pay their taxes like a good goy

>>49427412
Bad woman
>>49427396
I sell propane and propane accessories

>>49427479
other way around. No contribution = no sex.

why did we dump baggies bros?

>>49427495
lol you're retarded, there are incels making 300k at google who can't get a girlfriend

why are we currently dumping baggie bros?

>>49427516
They don't contribute, you are yet again revealing your semetic hand, moshe.

>>49427516
>>49427556
What crack are you two smoking?

>>49427516
>>49427556
At last i truly see
Anyway all women in these threads can fuck off

>>49427135
Based. Sell and stake that stables on freeway for supercharger rewards. Otherwise, ngmi

>>49427551
>>49427551
>>49427551
Threaded, frens!

>>49425994
Spot on!

>>49426352
>cRaBpY ID

>>49426666
Devilish!

>>49427221
I'm guessing that and the level of how fucked they are still isn't apparent to us.