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>>49418030

>he actually really literally hecking baked....

Fuck anime

>>49420357
Dude, you are using terminology all wrong. I didn't know that.
You don't "raise cash" through sales kek, "raising" cash means using either debt or equity issuances to get some cash for the company to use.

Both of these things drive stock price down. This is partly why pharma stocks pump like a MOTHERFUCKER and then get dumped suddenly a few days later - the company issues a ton of equity at once to raise capital for facilitating future IND research operations in hopes of NDA approval

Fasters will survive the food shortage apocalypse and look sexy doing it with their flat tummies.

>>49420482
fuk u

>Verification not required

Here are Goldman Sach's oil targets, chuds.

>>49420488
do you have an opinion on coal? i caught 100% on CEIX but i feel like the industry is still trading at low multiples

Yo what is the ai generator tool called

You don't learn do you? poor mumu

>>49420494
Based. My record is 36 hours of fasting. After I started doing 20+ hour fasts regularly every week i literally stopped having symptoms of insulin resistance (vertigo, blood pressure nonsense, feeling tired and hungry all day, mood swings stopped)

>>49420519
https://huggingface.co/spaces/dalle-mini/dalle-mini

>>49420505
OIL?

What's your guys opinion on enerplus? It's getting pulled up by the current commodity bull market but at the same time its also much cheaper than oil alternatives like SM energy and Chevron, so from my analysis it still has some stock growth potential.
Seems they're moving their natgas and oil operations to America instead of having an american/canadian split

>>49420494
I think we need to start considering making an /smg/ survival group when shit hits the fan. Obviously the hamchad will be in charge because the lanklets will be too weak from lack of energy storage to think critically, but we will still accept you into the compound as recreational bussy for us hamchads to enjoy.

>>49420505
they're just trend followers like everyone else.

So now that we know current year US political system is actually fucked, what’s the collapse going to look like?
I have my money on a large scale corporate bail-in, where the multinationals generously agree to take over basic government services with low prices in exchange for buying out the government to balance them.

Reposting because worst timing last thread (new food pic, though (rigatoni)):

I’m not very well acquainted with YouTube stuff but what does /smg/ think of the likelihood of people watching trading/investing related videos made by a prop trader?

>>49420488
Why shouldn't people buy SIGA?
Call options are unwise because there's no way to predict when hedge funds will stop shorting, and when (((experts))) will flip the narrative and begin calling for lockdowns.
But anyone with half a brain can see that the outbreak will continue to spread, cases will continue to rise, and there will be a need for antiviral therapeutics to prevent permanent scarring once this becomes endemic.
It seems prudent to buy and hold SIGA.

>>49420549
I’m personally hoping for civil wars

>>49420564
why was her husband booze cruising?

>>49420507
No, I don't have an opinion on coal really. I was a BTU bhecnhod bastard shill in late 2021 but I'm staying away from commodities for now in case of price shocks.

I know there exists an argument that coal has long way upward to go but on a company-by-company basis I have no idea what names have good hedges on their futures contracts while getting a ton of cash flow growth in 2022 guidances

>>49420494
Based. I fasted for 60 days and then kept to 500 calories a day to have enough energy to start the day at work. Ultimately reached by goals in 9 months. Fasting for extended periods of time changed the way I understood my body and my relationship with feelings of hunger and satiety. I very highly recommend it.

>>49420562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ8yoJ7QsX4
Like this guy?

>>49420564
Yep, all in AAPleL

>>49420574
Fuck off talking to SIGA apes now is like trying to explain to white people why the 2020 election wasn't hacked through dominion

What are we buying tomorrow?

>bitcoin is dumping
>but it -was- pumping today
>check bitcoin mining stocks
>most of them were dumping even when bitcoin was pumping
>except CLSK
>CLSK always pumps
>HUT always dumps
What a baffling subgroup of stocks.

>>49420574
It glows way too bright for me not to hold a bag.

Turns out the old adage of the dollar having value because everyone wants it is real, except we offshored that job as well too, made foreign corporations trust in the dollar for us.

>>49420622
whatever protein is on sale at the grocery store

>>49420610
nigger

>>49420622
DRV, maybe TMV

>>49420541
My body is ready.
>>49420605
>60 days
Good job Anon!

I'd really love to hear from all the iNflATIoN iS cORpOraTe gReED people why every company in retail and consumer goods is getting obliterated in the stock market. Because investors think it's because their margins are shrinking, not growing

>>49420549
Whatever happens, I hope to god the authoritarian leftist cancer killing this country is utterly crushed. Pinochet style if need be.

BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD

US10Y is 3%
What the fuck is happening?

>>49420660
qt traps will be held in the highest regard.

>>49420662
>Because investors think it's because their margins are shrinking, not growing
Imagine being so ridiculously new to the stock market you actually unironically believe this.

>>49420564
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.

>>49420662
They are retarded, and have not looked at the data. Profit margins are only starting to come off historical highs, if you think shit is bad now wait until companies start posting 75% margin reductions, people won’t be saying low rates promote high equity then

>>49420549
Study Weimar Germany. We surpassed them with degeneracy, and catching up economically.
>>49420543
Tbf, even I'm still surprised how little Biden is doing. I understood they want to push green energy, but didn't think they'd do it in a midterm year.

>>49420696
Traders are dumping bonds for stocks, its time to go all in on the summer rally

>>49420562
>I’m not very well acquainted with YouTube stuff but what does /smg/ think of the likelihood of people watching trading/investing related videos made by a prop trader?
There are several channels like that. Also that looks edible. Would eat.

>>49420724
Crypto is shitting itself. Stocks is more likely to follow

Futes bros.....

>>49420723
>Study Weimar Germany
Did you read cassandras favorite book?

You fail to realize unlike Germany USD makes up the backbone of global trade. Vastly different situation

uone bros are you okay? You sold right?

>>49420723
>Biden is doing nothing.
He’s reading works on a teleprompter and following orders, anon.

>>49420754
made* up.
Thanks to dropping the ball and the talibans and then russia, that's increasingly not the case.

>>49420707
Tell me what you think I'm saying. And use your words, baby.

>>49420629
Agreed. They're blatantly shilling against SIGA and saying "noo goy i'm trying to help you". Says enough

>>49420607
I’m out and about so I’m not in a position to listen but I can hazard a guess the format. I would focus on conceptual ideas, explaining more complex portfolio strategies, idea generation, etc. but explained in a coherent way. I can’t give specific prop stuff away but I can lead a horse close enough to a river to hear it.

>>49420657

>>49420753
Still rangebound but it looks like I was right to take some profit today.

>>49420754
I know it's different, plus we're no where as bad as that was which is what I meant by were catching up. History doesn't usually repeat 1:1 anyway.
>>49420768
Biden and his handlers*; and he's barely able to read lol

Futures are looking rough. Maybe tomorrow is a slurp day, finally.

>>49420792
just do a 5min private test video and have /smg/ give you feedback. i'm sure it will be honest and brutal if necessary.

>>49420728
Most of what I’ve seen are guru BS that just sell courses of essentially no value or ultra conservative hands-off strategies. Not really much for people that want to be more active but also don’t want to just be sold on a dream.

>>49420773
It’s been increasingly not the case since China started growing domestic futures markets for oil.

Either way, still is the case. You cannot resolve global debts by just recreating a new currency. This is not like Weimar

>>49420629
I agree. And the pajeet saying SIGA isn't going to moon is further proof he got instructions from his Californian jew handlers to get anons to not buy in

>>49420783
You think the price of stocks is in any way related to the profit margin (either present or projected/future) of the company. You are retarded.

>>49420821
>”I don’t even know what I’m signing”
>”Just sign it”
Been so obvious since the start.

>Def shortage because of ukraine
>flying J ceo says they will have to shutdown some stores and trucks will struggle to get food to stores
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7EFCIOwexg&t=1s
uh bros???

>>49420537

OIL.

>>49420850
But you can "resolve" it by mass defaults. France recently asked for 80b debt from the US, US only gave them 9b. The rest are in similar situations.

Where's anon that put his 98k into siga?

>>49420872
Uh oh Flyin J is a pretty good barometer.

>>49420861
Anon, that’s the stupidest thing I’ve heard all day. A companies profit margin determines projected return on investment when coupled with growth. It’s why P/E is one of, if not the, most reliable valuation metrics used in the market.

Will Amazon be able to continue to operate as a business if we see $10 gasoline?

>>49420832
I’d prefer to be anonymous while doing it, personally. Mostly just want to help people that want to go down the rabbit hole of strategies that they could employ.

I just realized it's triple witching opex and FOMC the same week later this month.

>>49420877
Post article. I’m not opposed to learning, I just know the fed is very vicarious with its liquidity swap lines and have trouble believing France cannot find financing in Eurodollar markets if they need it.

>>49420885
He’s still around. He’s going through the 5 stages. He’ll be ok. I commend him for the move however it turns out.

>>49420898
Some dude on TV was saying they're struggling as it is.
>>49420876
:D
>>49420869
I sometimes feel bad for him. It's senior abuse by elites. He could've retired a relatively well like former VP on a Delaware beach with money from Hunter and his lifetime of pay for play influence peddling, but the dem field was so shitty they needed him to run.
Sad!

>>49420898
Not very likely unless they start passing on gas prices to consumers directly. If they raise prices for everyone, AGAIN, people will drop it in mass. If they just charge people who use the service more often for daily deliveries etc a surcharge it might be more tolerable. Another option being to push for package consolidation (they already provide an incentive for that)

>Looking for innovative diesel stocks
>Suddenly remember GEVO from last year
>Check on how it's doing
>Rugged 35% last couple days
>What the fuck was that
>Turns out they just diluted again
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/gevo-inc-announces-150-million-120000437.html

>>49420885
not sure. but unironically hope he makes it.

>>49420562
Looks good anon, making me hungry

>>49420894
Thanks for proving this is your first day even so much as thinking about stocks.

ONE HOUR AND FIFTEEN MINUTES

>>49420898
going to have to double the cost of their free delivery.

>>49420986
Are you trolling or do you genuinely enjoy coming to a stock market thread just to post shitty one liners all day

>>49420979
It has a meat sauce with braised beef and a local cheese. Very excellent.

>>49420986
Uh, Mods?

>>49420697
why does she look like ruth baders ginsburgs but mexican

>>49420986
p/e eventually matters even for the growth companies. stop being retarded.

>>49420920
It's looking like a replay of
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_debt_crisis
to me right now, except no longer limited to europe.

>>49420974
Diesel is supposed to be incredibly cheaper than gas but because of the dysfunctional economy for the past 5 years it costs more than gas which RUINS its advantages. Diesel is supposed to do the following
>Be cheaper than gas to run
>Made for fleets, where vehicles run 24/7
>Engines will last forever
>downside is high servicing cost
None of that is true now essentially.

>>49421018
Keep digging your hole, retard.

>>49421089
No post an article of France not getting the liquidity they requested.
You’ve literally been doing this since I was last on this morning, stop being retarded.

>>49420905
Nooo....

>>49420195
>>49420203
>>49420208
all we can do now is wait and see what happens, maybe i'll spend some more time studying the bond market relative to the stock market but i'm certain about what i've said.

>>49420298
i like what i like, and what i like is senchou. but like i said, i don't know much about vtubers i just happened to find her

>>49420905
It’s probably bullish considering everyone would think it was bearish. Just begging to get scalped.

>>49420965
>I sometimes feel bad for him. It's senior abuse by elites.
I would share your sentiment if I didn’t think he was a terrible person.

>>49421005
until what donnie darko?

>>49420986
Get out of my fucking thread you retard

wtf i love cyclops now

>>49421175
Who gives a shit what that narcissistic fuck thinks?

>>49420549
> I have my money on a large scale corporate bail-in, where the multinationals generously agree to take over basic government services with low prices in exchange for buying out the government to balance them.

This would be so fucking messy. Nah, I bet they kick the can down the road with more printing and possibly debt forgiveness on FHA loans. I still expect BBB to get pushed through. It’ll be pork barreled to hell but it will pass.

Long commodities
Short tech,cash,bonds,real estate,... the whole fucking market

>>49420564
>look! pelosi bought! time to go all in everyone!

>>49421211
You’re right, they’re bought and paid for already anyway, I just like myself some ancap porn.
I think the most realistic idea I’ve had is s bail in still, but from government bonds and USD to some fed crypto.

https://www.reuters.com/business/sustainable-business/tesla-removed-sp-500-esg-index-autopilot-discrimination-concerns-2022-05-18/
wtf i love esg now

>>49421211
I’d doubt BBB would pass. There’s significant political incentive not to; for good reason.

Cramer trying to jinx my oil stocks

He'll probably change his mind again in a couple of days.

>>49421134

>>49420562
>no french bread
4/10

>futures

>>49421265
>"because of issues including claims of racial discrimination"
>Elon Musk responded "ESG is a scam"
they hate em cuz they ain't em

>anime

>>49421211
>kick the can down the road

how bout i kick your dick down my throat? how would you like them apples, huh?

>>49421076
Thats a man

>>49421284
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>49420904
you can do vocaroo bruh

>>49420494
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2495396/pdf/postmedj00315-0056.pdf

>>49420494
I've done several 72 hour fasts. At the end of the 3rd day, I almost faint, and start making weird mistakes at work.

Is there a bear stock for new home building?

>>49421313
who cares, i can finally invest in an s&p500 etf without tesla

>>49421355
That's because you are genetically weak and are of poor constitution

Any non shills care to share their thoughts? picrel and >>49420574

Other than NRGU, what else should I be in as far as oil?

>>49420609
Didn’t she buy rblx at like 100?

>>49420697
Keep /smg/ G*blin* free

>>49421359
Bumping for an answer to this. DRV is only large caps it seems. I was thinking long dated puts on NAIL, since there's no inverse for it.

>>49421388
I think the case for SIGA has been made, for or against, and we should collectively move on as a general until happenings show what the right move was.

>>49421388
SIGANIGGERS


You are probably ngmi

>>49421408
That loss was on purpose to throw people off the scent

Thoughts on Wheat Stocks?
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/WEAT?p=WEAT

I plan on buying 2k worth cause Klaus and the WEF is telling me to.
https://www.weforum.org/videos/russian-invasion-of-ukraine-could-spark-global-food-shortages

Also somebody redpill me on SIGA, is the WEF and Klaus Scwab involved?

>>49420494
Shut up cole

We haven't retested any of the the monthly support levels. The bear market rally is still on

>>49421295
I want that semen demon in my dreams tonight.

Futures bros how many /NQ contracts are you sitting on right now? I'm up to six myself. Feeling bullish

i can hear my neighbor farting again

>>49421548

>>49421679
Sometimes I fart so loud it wakes up the neighbors dogs and makes them bark.

>people fell for the bulltrap,yet again.

>>49421459
I will hold my WEAT until I see Rocker buys in

good night smg i love you

Thoughts on IMPP?

>>49421399
USO/UCO if you want to track crude.

>>49421739
g'night

>>49421735
who is rocker?
I am buying WEAT because Klaus Scwab says we getting the food shortage next, and he was right about the oil crisis.

>>49421193
Why would it make you mad that he’s calling out a DA that doesn’t protect the public? Did you vote for Biden?

>>49421119
Take your meds, schizos. I haven't posted today before 2 hours ago.

SIGAsisters... not like this........

do I buy amazon or no?
feels like psychologically it wont go below 100$

>>49421355
You need to in take good amounts of several salts when fasting to reduce symptoms of fatigue. NaCl, KCl and Mg.

Just an fyi Mark Cuban made his own pharmaceutical company but its still privately traded. Watch for that shit to go public.

>>49421281
It will be “neutered” so to speak, by republicans. All the infrastructure shit will stay in and probably contracts for companies like google or palantir. They’ll sweeten the deal and have some bipartisan “fuck the sucker tax payer faggot” kickbacks for the guys on the fence.

>>49421866
how do I short doctors?

>>49421284
Fuck, guys. There go my oil calls.

>>49420872
>diesel engine fluid is used to reduce emissions
>DEF is created from urea (mixing ammonia with CO2, normally coal or nat gas is used to produce it)
Urea is a nitrogen source used for fertilizer, hence in short supply.
Russia and Ukraine together export 28% of fertilizers made from nitrogen and phosphorous
Russia also exported 11% of the world’s urea, and 48% of the ammonium nitrate
Chyna produces 50% of ammonia, but is banning exports during shortages.
Ammonia is created using oil.

If anyone else was curious. So not only is everything shipped using oil, but all food production is based off of burning oil to create fertilizer.
So in theory the US could increase production of these goods using its own oil but not overnight.

>>49421866
>canada

>>49421355
>>49421882
Sip this stuff or you will shit yourself. If you drink any amount of water over 6 0z at a time during long fasts you will shit yourself. It's uncontrollable and awful and hilarious. Godspeed anons
>t. Down 150 lbs since July '21

>>49421866
Apparently not true. But I can't post the links because of the spam filter.

>>49421284
must mean oil is going to dump finally which means the rest of the market will follow.

>>49421903
Buy their student debt and hunt them like dog the bounty hunter

>>49421321
The guy I’m responding to agreed with me. Are you a salty bobo? Cmon, you have to know they can just keep making money out of thin air and buying whatever they want with it, right? They control the most powerful transsexual military in the world. Didn’t you see the new top gun?

RECAF and AMYZF ;)

TWENTY EIGHT MINUTES LEFT UNTIL PRICE ACTION

>>49421924
Wow good thing prehistoric man had carefully titrated salt blends to drink during long fasts and not just whatever random stream they found

>>49421835
He’s a pair of hairy orangutan titties on a fat balding man that lives in a piss-jar filled house somewhere in Florida.

>>49421940
is that possible? sounds too easy. I guess you risk them fucking up and going bankrupt.

just bought $50k iBonds OTC

Does anyone know if Orange Julius still exists, and can I buy options?

>>49421888
bullish

>>49421984
Can't you only buy 10k each year? Or can you buy them from people who bought their 10k for the year?

>>49421987
They combined with Dairy Queen and are owned by Berkshire Hathaway

>>49422005
can someone explain ibonds?

>Micheal Burry here

You should be shorting everything except Energy.

You’re welcome.

>>49422019
Oh, I was hoping to invest a bit more precisely. I'm considering making a sizable purchase from them this weekend... if it were an independent company, it could move the stock price.

>>49421888
Checked

I was actually thinking about this the other day. I heard about it on Bloomberg I think. Sounded competitive. I wouldn’t be surprised in the slightest if he took it public and challenged the aetnas and BCBSs of the insurance sector.

Just checked the SPCE chart. Blows my mind that I sold that for $60.

Somehow I made it through the meme stock craze with huge profits and no serious losses. Then I proceeded to lose my ass in biotech as is tradition.

>>49422005
the latter. you can only subscribe for $10k direct from the government, but they can be traded on secondary markets.

>>49422021
do you understand bonds? these just have a variable interest rate depending on inflation that gets predetermined every now and then

FIVE MINUTES LEFT

if i were to buy in the morning people usually say to wait an hour instead of buying right at open. why is that?

>>49422105
How are they calculated? I know entry level finance stuff goes over calculating the payout of a bond over time to determine the price. Explain some of the basics of buying it OTC!

anyone here /moderategains/?
if I make only 10€/day in trades I'll have +10% of my monthly salary

>>49422021
>>49422134
someone with more willpower will maybe explain, but this >>49421984 faggot either has 5 legal entities set up to buy them each with their own limit, or he is confusing Series I Savings Bonds with TIPS, which are what you can actually buy at big brokerages.
lastly it could be just low quality bait, take your pick.

>>49422117
For what?

whos buying calls on open with me?

>>49422177
....calls on what?

>>49422155
>>49422105
I know bogleheads like to have like 10% in bonds. But of long term investing shouldn't i be planning to live off the dividends from 30+ years of total market / international growth?

BOOM!!!!>>49422162
>>49422162
>>49422162
>>49422162

>>49422140
gayest fucking post on here
kys

>>49422184
UVIX I hope

WEW LADS THAT IS SOME PRICE ACTION AINT IT?!?!

>>49422184
sqqq

>>49422162
WOULD YOU JUST LOOK AT IT?!??!

>>49422209
I already have some TQQQ puts

>>49422120

Never trade the first two hours

>>49422214
What is it?

>>49422185
We should honestly create a tier list of what to max
>401k matching
>roth
>iseries bonds
>then finally personal investing?

COIN is such a fantastically shit business in a shit "industry". I am still pissed I closed my shorts in April.

>>49422226
HIGHER THAN EXPECTED

>>49422185
I have no idea how that relates to what I said, but you generally should tilt more to bonds when you're closer to retiring because they provide income and they're more stable. We just live in a time where bonds give terrible yields, but this is already changing somewhat in 2022.
If you're all-stocks and just living on the dividends, your portfolio will be really choppy over time versus a more typical 50-50 portfolio. You will also get heemed when there's a recession and companies suspend their divideneds. Bogleheads would say to gradually increase bonds towards about 50% at retirement age.

>>49422214
who what where when why

SIGA is going to go back up, right bros?
I didn't just lose another 15 percent of my money, right bros?

>>49422226
Some guy called it:
>>49420040
>>49420144

>>49422242
das me :3

>>49422229
>>49422231
I'm 30 and maxed out my 401k and roth and have just been buying more mutual funds. But I guess I can maybe add in "maxing out ibonds" after my 401k/roth before personal investing?

>>49421735
I thought it was a joke but SIGA went down the week after Rocker bought in.
ROCKER PLEASE BUY OIL
I WANT THOSE FUCKERS TO COME
DOWN WITH ME
>Here's my tribute

>>49422241
>siga

>>49422231
dividends* fuck can't type tonight

>49422230 (You)
>woo i'm a poor larping faggot that gets off in giving other people FOMO
be less nebulous or fuck off out of our thread

>>49422249
howd you know? will tomorrow be red or green? will the week be overall red or green? you obviously are a seer.

>>49422241
SIGA will be $100 by 2023

>>49420451
XIAOMI BROS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49422252
I have no idea why you're zeroing in on I Bonds, they just make sense in this one specific situation we're in right now where savings accounts and normal bonds don't yield for shit, and inflation (I Bond rate) is very high.
If you think inflation is going to be higher than bond yields and savings accounts in the really long term, knock yourself out I guess. I wouldn't treat it like an account to 'max'.

>>49422252
ibonds are something like 9.6% rate, and they should actually go up I believe because the fed raised rates from zero and they are only recalculated every 6 months. Essentially if you hold them for 10 years they double in value. With near zero risk.

>This 10yr bond spike for the past 15 minutes

It's over.

>>49422272
i stupidly love a married girl that lives in australia :(

>>49422241
You're not alone.
>tfw down 11%
I bought more tho

>>49422285
>Essentially if you hold them for 10 years they double in value
That is not how they work

>>49422289
i see

>>49422283
It's only cause I haven't heard of them before now. Been learning investing for only a few months and I keep finding so much new stuff to learn. Right now I'm just doing the boggle head FSKAX 80% and FTIHX 20% maxed out in my 401k and been buying them in my bockerage account since I maxed it out.

But now researching bonds

Short TAIWAN

>EWT

>>49422304
could very well have a deep red week looking at this price action

>>49422285
what on earth. this thread smells like a bunch of bots trying to make intelligent conversation. the rate is tied to inflation, you aren't getting shit from the fed jacking up rates. you're confusing this with bonds that trade on the open market or something else.
if you think the rate is going up you are forecasting absolutely HELLISH stagflation.

>>49422314
Alright that's fine. this thread is just a complete dumpster fire so i'm a little salty tonight. you're young, so bonds aren't a big deal for noww, but you should gradually increase your bond holdings as you get older so that a recession doesn't delay your retirement by 20 years or something. stocks are hella choppy and people forgot that in the market of 2020-2022.
if you're maxing all your retirement accounts you're doing just fine and you should make it easily. you could just shoot for 10% of all your future purchases to be FTBFX or similar, and slightly up that as you age.

I just looked up a girl from highschool I hadn't thought about in years. Her facebook says single and there's no man in any of her pictures, but now she has a kid. Oof. Why is society so fucking broken?

>>49422019
Based.

Bros what is the best Dairy Queen Blizzard?

>>49422301
Yeah, its a bit better than that. Its coupon will pay out after about 8 years.
>>49422368
Meds, you have no idea what you're talking about here.

I would heem every single bond holder in this thread

>>49422391
what the fuck! what did they do to deserve this

>>49422368
>but you should gradually increase your bond holdings as you get older so that a recession doesn't delay your retirement by 20 years or something.
You don't have to. Just cash out regularly and enjoy the continued stock gains.
>implying bonds are a hedge anymore when the past 10 years have distorted them to follow stocks
There are two classes of assets: long vol or short vol. That is it. And cash is the former.

>49422381 (You)
oh, so it's just bait. sigh.
i own 20.xx thousand in Series I Bonds, I think I know enough. keep betting on that fixed rate going above zero, it'll happen any month now!
fucking kek have a good night then faggot

>>49421284
does a tree shit in the woods if you can't hear it?

if you'd never heard of cramer would your opinion on your position change?

but I do enjoy us shitting on cramer being absolutely shit

>>49422370
my high school crush is hitting the wall in her 30s and is a "plant mom"
I feel you man

>>49422380
i had the cheesecake carmel fudge the other day and it was delicious.

>>49422370
it is a complete and utter mystery

>>49422417
Looked up another girl. She's got a "stand with ukraine" on her stuff. I needed to leave this shitty country or join the military 5 years ago. Fuck.

>>49422407
hey mate, if you want to bet on "this time is different, no really!" regarding the last decade of investing, knock yourself out.
i'm giving the most bone stock standard advice to someone who is starting out, that anon can deep dive if they feel like it.

>>49422406
they smell funny. like vicks vaporub and old peoples' houses

>>49422381
>Yeah, its a bit better than that. Its coupon will pay out after about 8 years.
The fixed rate on I-Bonds is, last I checked, 0%. So I-Bond yields are based entirely on the urban based CPI, which is readjusted every 6 months. If the CPI print is 2% your yield will be adjusted to that.
I-Bonds are TIPS for the little guy. They are pinned to inflation (or typically undeshoot because of constant readjustments to CPI). It IS just a bank account.

Reminder that gas will keep going up and you will not profit from it
>but muh EV stock
cashing out on retail idiots
>but muh oil
demand destruction and big oil cashing out on retail idiots
>but muh index
demand destruction will kill it

its bobo week every week until stocks no longer exist. When I say NEET you say WAGIE.

NEET

>>49422472
W-w-wagie

Chinese companies are investing hugely in Africa. BYD for example is planning to purchase multiple lithium mines. How long until the chinese are ultimately confronted with the retardation of africans and what will they do? Was the migration crisis initiated by China so they don't have to deal with all the fucking africans while they take all the ressources?

>>49422472
wagie

>futures

>>49422487
Chinese don't have that pathological altruism disease like dumbass white people so they will just rekt the niggers if they get uppity. And they'll get away with it

>>49422472
It was pretty funny watching everyone buy oil when Europe announced they would ban 90% of russia's imports, only for it to crash for fuck all reason and heem them all

>>49421359
>>49421424
SRS?

I'm not sure we're ready for this...

>>49422484
>>49422489
>unzips*
I said LOUDER say it LOUDER

lets go
NEET

>>49422518
oh dear god WAAAGGGIIIEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49422487
>international can barely beat long term bonds with return
>emerging markets shit the bed even worse
>china is investing in the most emerging of emerging markets
>is expecting to make money

Why is there no one doing spreads in here? its always long calls

>>49422518
w-w-WAGIE

>>49422532
too complex

>>49422525
>>49422535
das rite. Good job children. Now big poppa bobo is gonna go fuck mumu's wahmen. Sleep tight my little workers.

>>49422532
Only milquetoast pussies hedge their bets. /smg/ chads are all in at all times with maximum leverage to reflect their opinion of the market

>another girl I used to know is fucking obese and has SJW glasses
>futures are red
It's like reality is actively trying to reject my existence.

>>49422487
>How long until the chinese are ultimately confronted with the retardation of africans and what will they do?
Have you never seen Empire of Dust? Fix that immediately: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LSuZGlqL34

>>49422550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBVggGXGxxc

dude stop fudding siga. at least wait for me to sell the fucking calls. please.

captcha is NAPPP bc i wanna fucking take an infinitely long nap forever

Shit dude you really shouldn't look up people you used to know all it does is make you fucking depressed.

What's my best bet for a quantum computing stock? Non etf

>>49422593
You constantly have to find your spark to life. Once you know it all you have to try something new to get the challenge back.

>>49422625
IBM

>>49422567
based

>>49422625
Google. IBM does it too, but I wouldn't bet on them.

dont get discouraged now... the bull run is coming bros... any day now... chairman Powell wouldn't let us baghold... hes on our side bros... hes looking out for each and every one of us... please just keep holding your stocks... please... i know it's tough but we're all in this together... the crabbing is just to test our resolve... sell your car, your possessions if you have to... the bull run is inevitable... mark my words its gonna happen... just keep holding bros... stocks are the only salvation in this corrupt system... even if it takes months, years, decades... just hold hold hold... please... we're all gonna make it bros... ignore the naysayers... friends, family, colleagues... they dont know what we know... by god we will have the last laugh... just make sure you keep holding... we all must hold for the bull run to happen... its the only way... so you gotta hold bros... please...

>>49421960
Yeah and they lived in misery and shit and died from splinters.

>>49422652
I’m going to bet on them tomorrow just to be contrarian and feed my nostalgia at the same time.

>>49422552
this
>>49422446
What if they CPI is negative? Do they start taking your money?

>>49422415
>if you'd never heard of cramer would your opinion on your position change?

Nah, I'm not going to close out on my oil positions. Just being superstitious I guess.

>>49422717
Buffet bought Palantir?

All the thumbnails are pepe suicides, drinking, and dark wojaks. It must be bad.

>new video
It was me rocker. I got you banned

AUS bros.. your PM is going to fuck you over again.

>>49422431
i want to join the military but im too pussy. maybe i can becomes trans and join the female troops to surround myself with hot woman and to make the training easier for myself

>>49422672
Based and psy congro-pilled

>>49422752
>All the thumbnails are pepe suicides, drinking, and dark wojaks
ngl this is bullish

>>49422776
Don’t do it. My friends did it after 9/11 and got heemed irl for nothing. My cousin made it, but he’s intelligent and got drone murder duty.

>>49422632
Looking up chicks who used to be hot and seeing them turn into sjws or single mothers isn't really going to be solved by going to a foreign country and pretending to be a millionaire to have sex with their women. But I guess that wouldn't hurt either.

>>49422752
>>49422798
>doesn't know about the pink wojak index
I hate summer

Weeeeeee

>>49422823
Get some new fucking images

>>49422752
Months of red with months more to come. Shit is going straight to zero.

FUTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is what you get for buying SIGA Rocker. I'll wait for your reply
>OH WAIT
https://youtu.be/qgCxiXz2cO4

Oh shit I thought Rocker was gonna jump off that balcony

>when you realize that those aren't stretch marks on your ass and back, those are the scars your dad gave you when you were a little kid

>>49422861
ive thought about reporting you for avatar use but decided not to. this place is a special place where having bragging rights is a real thing. i mean, we wouldn't have siganon!!!

>>49422774
this is homophobic af....yikeds

>>49422861
Dear Mr. Rocker.
We are very sorry. Please no punish.

Oh shit tech futures

>>49422861
rocker needs to work out his calves

>>49422910
HOLY SHIT TECH BROS

>>49422804
>My friends did it after 9/11 and got heemed irl for nothing.
Sorry bro. Unfortunately, many such cases.

>>49422837

>>49422922
HOLY SHIT TECH CROWS

NEW
>>49422890
NEW
>>49422890
NEW
>>49422890
NEW
>>49422890

>>49422937
Uh... 297?
Too soon junior
Especially for late nite /smg/

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>>49422937
u linked my thread hehe

>>49422966
I know :)

>>49422910
Based FFer.

>>49423025
I don't actually play, I just like their trailers

>>49422929
It’s ok, anon. It was a long time ago and I’m a middle aged man now.

>>49422861
this was, by far, your best video rocker
a true work of art. i could feel the emotion

>>49422487
They'll genocide them all in 10-15 years when the US has gotten too weak to play world police

>>49420660

thats a woman

>>49420494
Too bad fasting fucks with your sleep. After 48 hours I could hardly sleep. After 72 hours I literally couldn't.

LUMN

What crashes first OIL of the stock market????????

>>49423995
or*

fuck

>>49421211
People started saying this time the FED will not only buy bonds and MBSs, but stocks too.