/biz/ - Business & Finance

RIP in peace SIGA nigga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HMRLEceXMM

>>49415338
He's still alive. He lives in Serbia.

do you guys think i should hold my SIGA calls or sell them tomorrow

t. 1600 contract siga anon

Helo sers I just came here to say fuck jannies, and check em

>>49415351
Fate worse than death.

me neighbour saw me trimming the edges of my lawn with pruning shears and took pity on me, let me borrow his weed wacker. i'm not used to people being nice to me

>>49414852
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mass_hysteria_cases

>>49415338
He's going to make it dammit, he's going to become a living legend around here when SIGA goes to 40$ in a GME style frenzy.
You'll see, you'll all see!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqzPIwnrclY

>>49415356
Should have sold them yesterday

>>49415374
Why don’t you own an electric tool for that, anon?

>>49415393
i'm a rentoid and the landlord only provided a mower

>>49415379
I’m glad I’m not greedy. I was lucky enough to learn my lesson with $8,000 and not more like some.

>>49415375
There are so fucking many, damn.

>2016 clown sightings
Ominous.

>>49415325
You did buy the divie stock dip last Friday right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzXVMjsZloE

Hidden Tigers. Will sound like this. When OpEx comes.

So anyone know why BZFD plunged?

>>49415375
Oops meant to (You) this guy: >>49414647

i am fuckign losing my mind...i wish i can go back in time. i just want my money back.

Cmrx just got fda approval for their munkaypox treatment. Siga got their iv treatment approved a month ago.. looks like they are preparing for a full scale pandemic.

>>49415408
You know what? I was going to say something stupid and mean. At least you’re keeping up the yard and had the i initiative to keep the sides clean. Good for you man and glad someone was kind to you.

>everyone complaining about oil company profits
>energy makes up like 3-5% of the S&P market cap

>>49415374
>edging with shears
Do yuppies really? How would you even do that?

>>49415478
Should have bought GameStop like the rest of us chads.

>>49415356
Why did you even make such a big trade if your now seeking advice on what to do with it. I would wait to see if the daily has a bounce off the 20ema. That is a resonable target to expect a bounce if it will have one. Not financial advice.

>>49415483
Thanks. I'll probably just buy one, I didn't realize they were less than $50

Stock futures are little changed on Monday

>>49415375
>>49415465
>Recurrent epidemic of mass hysteria in Nepal (2016–2018) – A unique phenomenon of “recurrent epidemic of mass hysteria” was reported from a school of Pyuthan district of western Nepal in 2018. After a 9-year-old school girl developed crying and shouting episodes, quickly other children of the same school were also affected resulting in 47 affected students (37 females, 10 males) in the same day. Since 2016 similar episodes of mass psychogenic illness has been occurring in the same school every year. In 2016, twelve students were affected and in 2017, a total of 18 students of the same school were affected showing various symptoms in a single day. Hence it was thought to be a unique case of recurrent mass hysteria.

Imagining that scene is frightening. Yikes.

Can we make a state for moderates and people who think most political issues are unimportant bullshit?

Is there a stock for this feel?

>>49415478
If you feel that bad, just sell and never look back. You still have enough to start over. Some people only started with $100 (me). Take the stock off of your watchlist, ignore the news, leave this place for a month or two, and get yourself together.

>>49415457
opex = operating expense?

>>49415338
I'd die for my motherfuckin' siga
Jump in front a bullet for my motherfuckin' siga
On the stand I'd lie for my motherfuckin' siga
Rob a bank, I'd drive for my motherfuckin' siga
Real talk, I don't really fuck with too many siga
Cause siga drop a dime on you like a couple nickels
I be laughin' to the bank like the fuckin' money tickle
Drivin' somethin' that you ain't, top boss, suck a nipple
And I never put a ho before my bro, don't beef over no ho
And my siga sell them keys if you can't open your door
Hope you ride for my motherfuckin' siga
When it rains it pours, it's dry for me and my fuckin' siga, he-heh
I kill for my motherfuckin' siga
Vice versa, eyes red from the kush I blew white person
Got my middle finger on the trigger and with my little finger to you siga
I swear it's fuck all y'all niggas... except my siga!
OWW! Tunechi!

I said that I'mma ride for my motherfuckin' siga
Most likely I'mma die with my finger on the trigger
I've been grindin outside all day with my siga
(And I ain't goin' in unless I'm with my siga)
(My siga, my siga...)
(My siga, my siga) My motherfuckin' siga!
(My siga, my siga) My siga, my siga
My siga, my siga - yeah...

https://youtu.be/VoF9HUvYPKs
Time to slay some fucking demons.
<3

>>49415532
No OpEx means Option Expiry which is when a large number of options expire on monthly expiries across indices like Nasdaq, SPY, etc...

>>49415478
was that money from your job or from other stock market gambles?

>>49415356
It’s not too late to sell some in the money calls and call it a credit spread

>>49415542
Nice anon. That got me pretty pumped.

I cant wait to remind all of you

>>49415577
Checked

How did sun worshippers flop that hard. Their god shows up every day, grows crops, blinds people who look at it (even today!) and they still couldn’t convince a bunch of 1000BC guys their faith was the true light and way. Easiest layup of their lives and they flubbed it

>>49415588
Checked. It is ordained, brother. Gave me a shiver.

>>49415520
There's a fungus that grows on wheat that produces a chemical that is similar to LSD that could have caused some mass hysteria events.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ergot

>futures

>>49415579
Remind us of what, exactly?

Am I winning?

>>49415606
Isn’t that the theory behind the Salem witches?

>>49415637

>>49415637
They were drugged out whores? probably, and possessed

>>49415637
stoned ape theory literally says that we evolved because of shrooms and pattern recognition shit

>siga

>>49415632
You can benchmark against something like a commodity index, OIL (ticker: OIL, exchange: OIL), Bidenflation (currently 8.3% YoY), or your own cost of living to feel like you're losing.

>>49415621
When you should have bought

>>49415663
it is super rocky logic.
>apes did drugs
>apes evolved to have bigger brains because of drugs
>drugs made humans

>>49415692
sounds kosh.. uh, I mean based as fuck dude!

>>49415678
I’m all in on Gaybull with my $100 deposit and liquidated free stock money.

>>49415663
Do you got the gif withouth that stupid frog?

>>49415637
It was a land grab if memory serves me correctly

>>49415692
>>49415663
It probably had something to do with it, but the most influential thing imo was the harnessing of fire.

>>49415692
what else makes sense?
>suddenly start growing crops and trading futures

>>49415717
Fire and agriculture were probably the two biggest advances in humanity. Alcohol (as a consequence of farming), electricity, refrigeration, and the internet are probably up there too.

>>49415724
>what else makes sense
devious whores were being impious and got their shot handed to them in due course

Can you fix prostitutes? I think I can fix her.

>>49415606
>>49415637
>>49415663
Oh my god the Reddit summer invasions is starting holy fuck the last couple weeks of this general makes so much sense now. I’m gonna fly north into blog-land for the summer, see you fuckers in August

>>49415749
social media, and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

>>49415749
I read that the change in diet and nutrition caused by cooking our food went a long way to advancing humans. Agriculture came later but yet definitely as impactful, it basically induced cities.

>>49415756
>hey sweetie, I think you got something right there
>no, right there, on the other side
>….
>oh…

>>49415717
>>49415663
God made people ~ 8,000 years ago and technology, including fire was given to us by fallen angels, as per the Apocryphal Book of Enoch.

>>49415663
I don’t believe in evolution. I don’t know anything.

>>49415549
>not just calling it expiration

ill burn your fucking tree lines down bro

>>49415491
why would you write "3-5%" when you can just make your best estimate in between that and be more correct while being more concise?

Nothing makes me consider the noose more than looking up $10m+ houses on Zillow and knowing that I'll likely never be able to afford one.

Lum is needed

>>49415781
shut up retard

>>49415761
this faggot is having a freudian slip

Are there any plays to be made with this anymore? I have a feeling the deal is going to fall through and I want to profit

The fucking Jews are dumping the market in after hours. Every fucking time.

>>49415792
fuck off

lum is very needed

>>49415769
Going back that far, it seems like it’s just a shot in the dark guess to me
I’d guess the best empirically-based evidence you could hope for would be something like advances in our understanding of gut cultures and their physiological and psychological effects

Any anon want to volunteer their offspring for a 100% lifelong raw diet? Let’s get to the bottom of this

>>49415756
You can see it, almost feel it
>those eyes
>those mad, almost angry eyes
..... that is the face of.....
DADDY ISSUES!!!!!!!!!!!

>>49415761
What is a Reddit?

>>49415792
>$15 million dollar hour
>not even an acre
lmfao

>>49415797
U seem upset, I'll pray for you.

lum chan

>>49415792
Must suck not believing in yourself. Reddit is down the hall and tumblr is the second door on the right

>>49415828
I think they compare what would've likely been our diets with what it was with cooking, idk though.

>>49415789
Because oil as a percent of market cap fluctuates. If you want to go ahead and calculate out the latest ratio before you post some dumb shit be my guest

>>49415765
While the current implementation of the internet is indeed cancerous, being able to communicate world events across vast distances (tsunamis, etc) is very convenient thing. One could argue that this gives an unfair advantage to a group that didn't adapt and shouldn't have survived (see below).

>>49415769
Food scarcity was a thing. Your tribe would have to wander to plentiful lands, and if resources got scarce, then the weaker tribes would get pushed out, and would have to adapt somehow or face extinction.
Agriculture meant a stable food supply, combined with basic granaries meant that winters were somewhat trivialized

>>49415712
>tfw no redhead gf

>>49415663
This book proposes that thousands of years ago we evolved consciousness but before that we were all schizophrenic and heard the "voice of God" telling us what to do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Origin_of_Consciousness_in_the_Breakdown_of_the_Bicameral_Mind

>>49415882
But humanity was unborn before the ice age

>>49415792
The thing that gets me is setting my search to +900k min house price. Like half the market is out of reach for 75% of the population.

>>49415761
The narwhal bacons at midnight.

>>49415891
basically westworld; robots hearing the voices we put in their code evolving to their own code writing their own voice to be heard in their own head only

>>49415761
>Reddit tourists

You would think that with all the niche boards full of soi-bois letting their girlfriends peg them with giant black dildos there would be enough to consume them over there, but alas, they can’t help but desire to be bullied by 4chads.

>>49415836
>>49415894
Europeans made it to the Americas before Asians did over 20,000 years ago literalist dumbass lmfao.

>>49415802
The price will run up if the buy actually happens

>>49415456
ahem, elves did nothing wrong.

Gentlemen, this is a stocks thread.

>>49415939
It dips like every other week. Please be more specific

>>49415927
Calm down, reddit. Seek exorcism.

>>49415894
>humanity was unborn before the ice age

Check out the mental midget that doesn’t know humans emerged more than 100,000 years ago and the ice age ended 12,000 years ago.

>>49415756
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting

>>49415874
>energy makes up x% of the market cap
>no reference to time

>>49415882
>One could argue that this gives an unfair advantage
to a group of neo-liberal globalists that have a god-complex

>>49415891
hmmmm I wonder who the schizos are

>>49415949
Big or small stocks?

>>49415927
Very angry.
>>49415891
Consciousness IS God, the radio is not the signal.

>>49415958
>the ice age ended 12,000 years ago
Because of a comet impact that induced global flooding, not cow farts.

>>49415792
You can find homes like cheaper and on more land if you look and are willing to do some repairs. Put down the cell phone and pick up a hammer.

>>49415958
Humans were created by God 8,000 years ago though, so I'm right!
>>49415976
Good thing we weren't here for that, that would be hard to live through!

>>49415949
No this is the /smg/ pub.

>>49415964
No no yeah you’re right, I should’ve added the time frame. Luckily you’re a genius who was well aware of the entire S&P allocation by sector already I am sure, and can handle it on your own.

I'm really happy with the shares of MNST I purchased this morning. That's like, the only good investment I've ever made lol.

>>49415976
> Because of a comet impact that induced global flooding

Yes, this is correct. Hopefully it happens again and hopefully this time it lands right between India and China.

>>49415886
Fren. I got some news for ya...

>>49415973
Made for BMC (Big Market Cap).

>>49415961
quality ah post, thanks for the chuckle, anon
short women

>>49415792
>>49415897
One whitepill is that the money stays with you; purchasing a home is more like allocating a portion of your portfolio to real estate (with a carry cost for interest, maintenance, and property taxes).

It's qualitatively different from dropping six or seven figures on hookers and blackjack.

>>49416007
Good lad

>>49415971
But think about it in the most basic terms:
>Didn't secure food via hunting, farming, etc
>Unable to feed self
>Bloodline/group dies out
>Strongest genes propagate

Now we have so many handouts due to "human rights" and such. I'm not trying to be or sound edgy, but there is a balance between individualism and our strength as a species

>>49415992
God did create humans in his own image, but it wasn’t 8,000 years ago and it was so humans could end God’s suffering by killing him and replacing him but only after millions if not billions of years of toil and hardship to become worthy of his post.

wtf is VIX doing? it has barely moved at all

>>49416046
>Now we have so many handouts due to "human rights" and such.
The cattle is getting handouts

>>49416020
yes, but getting into real estate is growing hurddle. Can't wait for Boomers to die off finlly opening up the market to families.

>>49416055
Checked and Satanpilled

>>49416055
what kosher madness is this?

guys...can you please buy a bunch of SIGA so i can sell my calls break even.

>>49416145
sigma balls

how tf do guys who look like this get girls that look like that? what business and finance related steps did he take

>>49416055
You know gnothing,idiot.

>>49416145
NO BEGGING
You knew what you were doing

Fuck bros I poopoo when I only needed peepee.

>>49416160
they look like they are in the same ballpark of looks, anon
She’s like a 5 and so is he
Not the worst, definitely not the best

>>49416055
do we have to gather all the lord souls and make war against our god?

>>49416145
Cdc is telling us to wear masks for muonkeypox. The lab variant they were toying with is airborne. Hmmm.

>>49416046
now we have so many handouts it's almost reverse darwinism. gibs clan pops out 7 kids and the hard working middle-uppermiddle class pops out 1-2.

>>49416182
no, u just gotta be good

>>49416081
You're either in with the elite and actively exploiting people, or you're subservient cattle. If you're stuck in the rapidly shrinking middle, it's harder and harder to survive.
On the other hand it just means everyone has to choose between one side of the fence or the other. Even if we're all retards ITT, we're still doing better than the average normalfag (except SIGA call anon)

>>49416194
>reverse darwinism
or reverse eugenics, even
or, even, “dysgenics”
>extremely bearish

>>49416194
And you'll be happy.
>>49416145
You're fucked bro, we've all been there. Just take it as a write off.

>>49416145
i would but you didn't answer my question, so no

>>49416210
>>49416218
Is a world filled with worker bee cattle "bearish"?

>>49416057

>>49416233
THEY JUST WROTE IT OFF JERRY.

Genuinely find it hilarious that Musk is trying to weasel his way out of buying Twitter.

Guess it wasn't about free speech after all huh?

>>49416267
I unironically hope he ends up in jail for this. That would be hilarious.

>>49416046
You ever think about how unsustainable we are without big AG tho it's rather scary

>>49416267
It was always about selling tsla shares and tanking a social media company dipshit

>>49416267
Does he want to buy it or does he not want to buy it? I still don't know what his overall plan is.

>futures

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>49416291
Virtue signaling

stop posting lum you're going to jinx my SOXL holdings even more

If you bought siga I hope you lose all of your money. Take this as a very expensive lesson why you're not that smart, and should probably work on yourself.

>>49416194
>almost
Almost? Look into it, humans have been losing brain mass for centuries now. Turns out when you're on top of the world evolution starts to simplify you. The goal of evolution isn't to create a god, it's just to create a being that survives. And humans survived so well evolution apparently decided we don't need to be so goddamn complicated. It's evolutionary joever for us

>>49416245
Bullish for profits, bearish for life, although it's simultaneously the worst thing ever and also not that horrible in comparison to actual anarchy and violence.

>>49416267
I hope he doesn't buy it and let's it die the death it deserves.

>>49416291
No, he probably didn't really want it... but he apparently didn't tell his lawyers that, because the contract is going to be hard to get out of. If it was all just a joke, they would have gotten him an easier way to back out. It will definitely end up in court.

>>49416308
Ugh its a 7 dollar stock without mo0nkeypox. You should inform yourself before making a retarded statement.

>>49416267
Did you forget how he weasel out of btc? This homo just wants free advertisement for his scams and you're giving it to him

>>49416326
Not enough conservatives in his cult fanboy reddit following. I know I'll virtue signal a bit and get red boys on the electric car wagon to own the libs

>>49416333
Trips of truth, what really grinds my gears is calls anon probably went with too short of a date to hit the strike he set for himself with his purchase even in the event this is an actual honest-to-goodness RON PAUL WITH ALL CAPS memes worthy crisis. If it's a nothingburger they get their dick cut off when the speculation that has already been occurring for half a year plus at this point fades away.

>>49416309
>>49416313
Interesting. Love your answers. Bullish for MCD, KO, COST, and GOOG

/biz/ what should I buy tomorrow?

>>49416392
My bags.

>>49416378
I agree, his calls are absolutely retarded. He could make it if a national emergency is declared by next Friday. What a gambling degenerate lol. I think it could be 20 dollars by August

>>49416392
buy my pennyshit :)

>>49416392
Pizza and some stout beer

Yes I'm still holding TQQQ/UPRO.

Yes I'm retarded.

Eat the losses?

>>49416419
always wanted to try that game...like no time now though

>>49416441
How down though? This bear market rally will likely continue for a week or more.

>>49416309
Turbobrainlet to the max (you, not your theoretical humans)

>>49416481
Rally is over retard, it's back to our regularly scheduled dumpening now.

I had a strategy. Buy upro when its above the 200 sma, sell when its below. But I got bored sitting in cash and waiting.
I bought some shit. (not siga tho lmao)
Lost money.
Tomorrow I will sell and stick with the strategy.

Fucking $5.00 a gallon at Costco now

>>49416536

>>49415325
>yoy return
>+61%
>last trade
>april 19th
im so financially bored, this is worse than losing.

>>49416552
yeah just hit $5 in my state too. shits fucking insane. wonder just how much longer this shit can go on for

>>49416552
EV bros I'm gonna coom.

>>49416552
Regular $6.59 in LA
Fuck my life.

>>49416552
>gas goes up
>literally all goods go up since theyre trucked.
Way to go biden

>>49416660
I'm convinced he didn't even realize what he was doing with all of his policies related to gas. he doesn't seem to have realized just what consequences they directly had on CPI from skyrocketing gas

>>49416619
I refuse to adopt EV tech unless it's in a form where I can build it myself and make the rest of the car as dumb as possible and ensure it has zero internet connectivity whatsoever and is just programmable via cable from a linux OS'ed thinkpad solely for performance purposes. I hate "smart" anything. Luckily it looks like Ford was based enough to figure that out and basically has electric crate engines and batteries now.

my professor (in a related field) suggested these two stocks to me, are they a good play, biotech bros?
>alnylam
>arvinas

>approaching mid june
>no signs of big annual summer riot in america
>foxnews isn't even pretending to be controlled opposition anymore
>biz is still bullish

I really hope you sell. We can't have easy gains unless a few cities go on a few weeks of riots and political larping.

>>49416619
What's your electric bill like?
>>49416520
Is it though?

>>49416552
>Fucking $5.00 a gallon at Costco now
Are Boomer mouths soft? I was filling at Costco and a guy started crying trying to fill up his RV. I almost felt bad enough to let him blow me for gas.

>>49416647
Kek you deserve it commie

>>49416715
Every place I've ever worked or leased an apartment had free charging (in Ohio).

>>49416684
Probably, I think the whole administration is complete brainlets and only cares about twatter optics.

>>49416684
Got to make sure he doesn't fuck up the executive order.

>>49415529
>>49415529
Its called making it and letting normies get Schwabbed into slavery.

Let them support the current thing. We will have our money

>>49416694
No idea, but having even basic knowledge of biotech can give you one hell of an edge trading biopharma shit

>anon! I'm so glad you were smart and sold all your stocks and bought guns, ammo, and canned food! I found some gasoline in that house back there! Hurry its getting dark, the niggers and shitskins will be out soon, lets go!

>>49416552
it's not just gas too, lunch meat has doubled ($2.50/pack -> $5.00/pack) and microwave dinners are up 20% ($3.00 -> $3.60) at my store. Unreal how much these prices have climbed in such as short time.

>>49416729
Interesting actually. I've never heard of that desu. We do have free Tesla charging stations at newest Wawa near me.

>>49416768
shoot her, its a trap, they're trying to lure you into the house

>>49416743
Really need to fucking add limits for these retards

>>49416726
Honestly I'm not that hurt, and I drive a v8.
Although I got a neighbor with a v8 and he's already trying to sell it
Kek
T.I make 90k/yr

$234 utility bill. Pools are a scam

>>49416771
I almost had a heart attack when these went from 2.5 to 3.1. Thank God I didn't get a clot shot.

>>49416778
It's interesting elites want population control, but have never proposed setting an age limit for humanity.
Probably because that'd imply they'd have to die immediately.

>>49416801
>only working vehicle is a mid-aughts v8 suv that gets like 9mpg
It hurts but I will continue to be as free as vehicularly possible.

does siga have a chance for otmorrow...

>>49416689
But anon! How will they sell you products if your car can't collect your personal data?? Oh, won't you think of the bankers?

It's over. SIGA will never go up again.

>>49416859
A chance to go lower? Duh!

Is the market going to gap up or down tomorrow?

So amazon jumped 5% due to the split
Imagine what a split will do for gamestop
Unironically a 50% day at the lowest

>>49416823
bro you're better than that, get you some quality frozen pizza

>>49416873
Thou shall not buy GME

>>49416889
For a few more shekels you can get a Costco fresh pizza

>>49416859
anon. do you mean to tell us you haven't sold them yet?

>>49416859
Depends on the state of sugma

>>49416873
2 more weeks

https://youtu.be/kpMQbHOivY4
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡━

this is the golden age of the stock market
gone are the days of booms and busts and real tech vs fake tech of the 90s
no one even cares when the market crashes 25% anymore

SOMEBODY MAKE OIL GO DOWN RIGHT NOW I'M NOT KIDDING THIS TIME

>>49416889
CPK is pleb tier
>>49416823
he's right tho, get some pic related

>>49416873
damn bro then you would only need it to go up like 30% more to break even

>>49416889
>California

>>49416873

>>49416935
50% move would net me about 25K usd on my options alone

what happened bobo bros?

>>49416924
More? My oil down'd 2% today
Feelsbadman

MO bros. I don't feel too good.

>>49416923
>no one even cares when the market crashes 25% anymore
Because it’s always come back up thus far. Imagine for a second your thesis is incorrect and we enter Japan territory and the market falls 0.05% a day for 5 years straight

>>49416977
zammm!

>>49416977
Can I say d*rn?

>>49416414
Why would you do that anon? You should have just done it with SNDL given that there is a SHITLOAD of bagholders averaging down and it pumps 25% every other week + it's a memestock that gets manipulated everyday. I'm looking at the GSI and it's going to be a slow bleed to 0 for that thing. It already pumped.

Why as IPI up to 500+ in the late 00’s and is now down to 60ish when sanctions should be directly increasing sales??

>>49416977
>Could you say that again, I don't speak Hebrew friend.

>>49417001
*looking at the GSI chart

>>49416924
>tfw the 10% or so of my boomerfolio that is in oil & coal is hard carrying it resulting in a net flatline as everything else craters

btw who ever shilled DOLE this shit is bananas as in its rotten dog shit, fuck you.

>>49416980
5 years from now the price will be much higher that is my point there is no long term risk

>>49415325
SIGA sisters get ready to mask up
https://www.foxnews.com/health/cdc-monkeyp
x-alert-level-2-recommends-masks-travel

>>49417051
Unless it isn’t. Once again, see Japan for inflationary government policies that still drive decreasing markets

>>49417046
That's funny because I work there and the Mexishits keep shitting in the salads. Everyone is getting sick lol.

>-5.48% YTD

D-did I do good?

>>49417046
sorry

>>49416721
>>49416721
Do you have a nice dick tho?

Getting to suck dick and get free gas sounds great

>>49417001
>and it's going to be a slow bleed to 0 for that thing.
they dont have to dilute like other leaf pennyshit, it's just a waiting game of volatility

>>49417070
Japan is not relevant you can only have a bust if you have a boom which we are not having because the bots are literally scalping all directions

>>49417079
I'm down almost 18 percent ytd, get on my level

>>49416721
they mearly adopted high gas prices and economic collapses. we were born in them, moulded by them.

BUDDY LOOK AT POO POO PEE PEE COMPUTER

>>49417079
>>49417102
Always a bigger fish
It's me
I'm the bigger fish
OMNOMNOM

>>49416745
Anon I

I don’t think I’m going to make it. Not at this rate. Not wageslaving in an office and a low pay night/weekend job.

>>49417086

>>49417091
>you can only have a bust if you have a boom
A boom like say the global market being propped up from the brink of death by bailouts and ultra-easy monetary policy at the taxpayers expense and reaching historically high valuations

>>49417156
you are just parroting doomsday articles you have not actually looked at the hard data

>>49417079
> -4% YTD
> +2% 1yr
nothin' personnel kid

https://youtu.be/DEN_9HpF0Fw
Game time.
<3

Did siga anon sell or still holding?

Someone explain to me why “tech” has to crater in 2020s stagflation the way it did in 1970s stagflation??

Back in the 70s tech was adding machines and industrial stuff. Now it’s almost entirely entertainment and leisure.

>>49417190
still holding and he bought more kek

>>49417169
I am going to enjoy sending you to the delouse showers, fren.
>>49417179

Opening order for $15k JEPQ am I fucking retarded or is this ok?

>>49417190
Does SIGA anon want us to buy or sell SIGA for his bet to win?

>>49417193
tech is basically the super cycle of buy the rumor sell the news. every 10 years we are going to have flying cars and robot waifus until shit vet's hard. it's perpetual vaporware. sure there are legitimate investment but that's priced in below the bubble.

SIGA sisters...

>>49417169
>parroting articles
More like trawling FRED.

What hard data do you suppose refutes this

>>49417244
>skip the condom, wash your dick
dejavu

>>49417200
>he bought more
SIGA anon, if you are reading this, I can understand one moment of weakness but this is a step too far
you better call that boomer Ramsey RIGHT fucking now

>>49417238
I’m s waiting for the quantum computers I was promised like 15 years ago. “Big breakthrough!!” Said mental floss or some science mag. Crickets and tumbleweed

>>49417247
let me guess you think we have to "pay back" the debt, you are clueless

>>49417244
Wear a condom in your car to protect others

>>49417244
Everyone back in the pile. We're gonna make this a pandemic whether (((they))) like it or not.

>>49417244
>SIGA sisters
They are called SIG-ers

>>49417211
>yet another bloated tech heavy etf chained to FAGMANs dick.
Retarded? idk. A faggot? Most definitely.

>>49417266
Mmm anon we do have to pay back the debt, at expiry.
Once again, what hard data refutes this

>>49417236
Ayo this SIGA shit bussin fr fr no cap. Can someone drop an invite to the secret stock manipulation chat room?

Cheers,
Jeff

>>49417276
kek

>>49417283
>Hard R on 4channl.org
Please be respectful and properly refer to us as siggas

>>49416768
Extremely based.

>>49417276

>>49417276
>Footage of the first spread of moonkeypox in 2022; colorized

>>49415356
Shut up faggot no one cares

>>49417293
the fact that we have not paid back the debt since 1900

>>49416924
Best I can do is a $10 dip from $200, three months from now. That work for you?

>>49417005
It had a split in August 2020.

>>49417046
kek

>>49417300
I’m flattered but I was just asking what his option he traded was and whether it wanted number go up, or number go down.

Actual market manipulation doesn’t occur on places like Malaysian spicy noodle forums. It occurs in financial institutions with sophisticated market manipulation tactics and multiple traders acting on behalf of the firm.

>SIGA and SIDU
imagine trusting john rocker

>>49417359
He wanted number to go up. A lot. Fast. Strike is $17.05, expiring June 17th.

>>49417343
But anon, my one year treasury just paid back it’s face value
Now, stop being retarded and tell me what hard data refutes a decade of QE and ZIRP

THE BART HAS DROPPED

I REPEATED

THE BART HAS DROPPED

>>49417403
ummmmm which bart?

>>49417393
its impossible to pay back the debt with interest since the interest does not exist yet

>>49417374
SIGA is a good buy at $7. Its a legit value stock with low debt and a lot of cash

>>49417414
THE BITCOIN COMPUTER SYSTEMS BUDDY

>>49417393
The treasury continuously re-issues new bonds to repay the ones that expire

Why do you guys actually hold stocks during a bear market, that's absolutely insane. I never hold and buy/sell at market open/close

Rocker can you sell your soxl so we can take off rocket emoji rocket emoji moon emoji

>>49417415
Nonsensical post. My one year bond also paid its coupon value when I redeemed.

No mercy for:
>blackpilled niggers
>regressive pseudo commie fascists
>mumutards
>people who bought the top
>liberal democrats
>neocon republicants
>silver spoon faggots
>alphabet cryptotards
>your boomer parents 401k
Dont wastr your tine on the dead, their bags are theirs to take with them.
https://youtu.be/dxytyRy-O1k

>>49417430
there's a gap on the 1 minute chart on trading view

>>49417447
false equivalence

>>49417450
>my large thumbs that cant spell good

>>49417473
Falsely equating what, an interest payment from the government as the government paying interest?

>>49417434
>not wheeling dividend stocks to make money as the market crabs (and get paid to slurp the dip)

>>49415325
They missed the pun "And 5 We Hope To Knot See".

>>49417451
the dump started from my meme line :3
down we go!

>>49417434
after many years i've realized it's easier to just buy and hold and build cash from my job. then buy dips with that money. i don't really want to pull $1m out of stocks and then get surprised by good news and have to chase.

>>49417495
You're a fucking retard dividend stocks get reamed same as everything else and almost always slash dividends too. It's how I know you've been trading like 6 months max newfag

Is it time to short oil? DRIP gang?

Why we dumping

>>49417531
Not yet, my call i sold expires the 17th. Should crash the next day to ensure I lose

>>49417517

>>49417542
Putin.

>>49417495
Tell that to the KHC fags the past couple days

>>49417531
What market force would make oil go down? Lack of demand? Lel. And it’s not like mean joe is going to increase oil exploitation

>>49417544
Okay thanks chief I’ll start buying GUSH puts tomorrow though, the volume is kind of ass so if I put in a lowball bid for a few dozen maybe a few will get filled when it inevitably rises another 2% tomorrow

>>49417557

>red futures
I sleep

>>49417564
The market is basically schizo Brownian motion tier horseshit at this point. Yes oil should probably be 150 dollars a barrel already. But who cares, trade it both ways. Just sold Athobasca oil I’ve had since 2020, now looking to catch a bit of a short wave.

>>49417531
Did 50 million EVs magically appear overnight? Wait, wait, I know, suddenly every nuclear reactor is generating 4x as much power.

No, oil will crash because Russia just achieved all its objectives in Ukraine and the GAE will now fold, lifting sanctions by next week. Or will Nigerians stop being thieving niggers and actually work to fulfill their OPEC quotas?

Oh, you actually just *feel* the price is too high. Ok, I'll go inform the oil market.

>>49417569
XOP will be more liquid if you're looking to short.

>>49417517
I didn't see any memelines

>>49417632
Thanks please tell Prince Oil to do the needful and make more oil

>>49417678
Didn't you hear? We're transitioning to a green future!

https://youtu.be/qXW8ll1z4VQ
Go Dollar! Go! Go! Go Dollar!

>>49417417
Fidelity won’t let me buy it without making some adjustments.

Bake slut, time to bake (for free), I need to coom.

>>49417829
/smg/ is dead just let it die

>>49417921
Not as dead as /cmmg. I think everyone went broke by being degenerate gamblers, or got bored watching this shit crab market and moved on. This is like trader limbo, some move on and some go straight to the dirt

>>49417921
Okay.

>>49417921
It just has monkeyp*x. There's a 99% chance it survives.

Nah you know some fag’s gonna bake, they just get their kicks from dragging it out

>>49417951
were they unironically buying miners over there?

>>49417967
They're edging /smg/. First one to bake gets ruined.

https://youtu.be/xOQ7rolBbq8
While we wait.

Baking now

>>49418011
me too. race!

>>49418011
>>49418015
No wait stop I'm baking!

>>49418011
>>49418015
>>49418022
Bros, stop. I’m almost done baking!

>>49418011
>>49418011
>>49418011

NEW

>>49418030
>>49418030
>>49418030
>>49418030

>>49417978
I made some money pumping and dumping bayhorse lol I routinely post there to dunk on delusional retards still holding. I also got in on a couple solid projects thanks to some of the better posters on there. But mostly it’s kind of dead and sad. /pmg is much worse though

Oh myyyy goooodddd I’m gonna…. bake

>>49417983
I am become goon. Destroyer of smg.

Page won't load for me cuz innawoods, would some kind anon tell me what the CPI was stated to be last month. Thank you kind r*dditors I will give gold to the first person who answers!!!!

Bill Marigan

Sent from my Blackberry Pi
Make Donald Drumpf again!!!!

Bought ATM July 15 USO calls today