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49417100 No.49417100 [Reply] [Original]

Here's your starter home in the middle of a meth infested desert shit hole bro.

Who says you were priced out? Half a million dollars isn't much!

https://www.kw.com/property/LST-6887634264775778304-9

>> No.49417110

>>49417100
imagine the bugs

>> No.49417112

Looks like where Wayne Lambright lives.

>> No.49417119

>>49417112
doesn't he live in a tent?

>> No.49417154

>>49417112
A lot of gay pornstars come from there

>> No.49417161

>California
imagine the expenses

>> No.49417171

Josh is this you? Ethan? Josh you’re supposed to be working on our property not going home and shitposting about 29 dudes

>> No.49417212
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>>49417100
looks kinda comfy

>> No.49417231

>>49417212
I mean if you want to larp like you're living in Fallout NV

>> No.49417268

>>49417110
u will eat them

>> No.49417332

Id unironically love to live there.
Wouldn't pay more than 150k for it tho

>> No.49417416

It’s very easy to pick really retarded deals online when anyone can list what ever price they want literallyhalf of America has mansions you could buy for the same price plus an additional 3* acres in extreme suburbs.

>> No.49417432

>>49417100
Looks likes it's zoned commercial which is probably a big deal in cuckifornias nightmare beuracracy

>> No.49417440
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>>49417100

>> No.49417604

RTO is coming back

>> No.49417667

Got a $40 handjob there at the Okinawa massage parlor
Not bad

>> No.49417744

>>49417667
Are you serious lol, in 29?

>> No.49417758

>>49417332
What attracts you to 29 palms ?

>> No.49417784

>>49417100
Is this the GTA5 Trevor Storyline?

>> No.49417786

>>49417100

I went to Palm Springs for work, pretty sure I passed through 29. Palm Springs looks so much nicer and less methy

>> No.49417867

>>49417786
29 is not meant to be pretty. There are two reasons people live or invest in properties there:
1) you are military or have military family (29 palms base is literally largest in the USA)
2) you want to participate in the relatively thriving and all-year-season tourist economy for the national park 10 minutes away, Joshua Tree national park.


The second reason is why I bought property around 29 (closer to Yucca Valley). People make 2,000-5,000 a night on AirBnb rentals when events Happen, such as local races and events like War of the Hammers, etc, as well as yuppie white people who want their AirBnb when staying in Joshua Tree natl park

The funniest thing about 29 is the fastest Internet I’ve ever used in my life was in that desert shithole because military bros there get light speed Internet plans

>> No.49417900

>>49417867
A Military base in SoCal is basically full of mexicans right?

>> No.49418300

>>49417900
No. I'm born and raised in California and know what "full of Mexicans" looks like 29 Palms and that whole desert area in general is white as fuck.
I'd say at least 60% white. Most of the military crowd is white, like 80%.

Lot of lolbertarian types also come into the Joshua Tree area who are mostly white.

>> No.49418380

>>49417786
Also, the reason Palm Springs is so nice is because its on the other side of the mountain so it has a rain shadow that ends up giving it some cooler temps and precipitation (you can see a lot of vegetation and barely-natural grass in Palm Springs) compared to the side on Joshua tree which is straight up high desert

>> No.49418428

>>49418300

yeah, I live in Utah and most of the California plates are whites with a few asians

>>49418380
Enough rain water to make the place look green?

>> No.49418456

Tajin and that hot sauce. You know who lives there

>> No.49418625

>>49417100
>Half a million dollars isn't much!
it's 2.3 acres you retard

>> No.49418717

>>49417100
I currently live in desert hot springs(next to cathedral city), near Coachella for plebeians not familiar with California.

Housing is cheap as fuck here. Put down a substantial down payment with crypto gains. And I’m living comfy paying <700/mo on my mortgage. My house is huge too only thing that sucks is the 3months of summer.

>> No.49418835

>>49418717
i went to a "spa" in desert hot springs and it was so fucking weird and uncomfortable i thought i was going to get killed

>> No.49418869

>>49418456
ook at chu ,all perceptive an sheeet.

unironically this

And imagine the smell.

>> No.49418964

>>49418835
>going to spa
Homosexual, i presume?

>> No.49419737

>>49417744
Yes dead serious
They wouldn’t blow my buddy because he was black so we went a mile down to the other one for him

>> No.49419806

>>49417100
>>49417432
Yeah it's this, 2.3 acres zoned commercial on the corner of a major highway intersection is worth loads.

>> No.49420031

>>49417100
2.3 acres of California land ain’t bad, shit for $400k? Might buy just to own it maybe cook some of my own meth there or something grow pot idk start a cult compound you guys scoff at legitimate business enterprises here

>> No.49420296

>>49420031
Desert sand isn’t really land. Place is worth 100k max.

>> No.49420329
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49420329

If you’re going to live in a fucking desert don’t live in a commiefornia desert

>> No.49420440

>>49417268
>>49419737
based

>> No.49421238

>>49418300
You're either larping or retarded. The desert area is only "white as fuck" outside of the main towns if you're in any part of the Southern California desert. Everywhere else, in those towns and immediately around, is "brown as fuck". And the military crowd is only half white today, and that's across the board now even in infantry units more often than not. The only exclusion is socom, and jobs that require test scores on the higher end. And how the hell do you figure 60% white being "white as fuck"?

>> No.49422271

>>49418625
also corner lot on the main highway. unironically good investment property.

>> No.49422295

>>49417212
That looks awful. Deserts are ugly. Maybe I’m just too white to understand the appeal.

>> No.49422318

>>49417100
How are Americans fine with that? Why there are no people with pitchforks and torches on the street yet?

>> No.49422340

>>49422318
Because while a big portion of the population is priced out eternally another big portion of the population is riding this scam for all its worth and making bank.

>> No.49422344

>>49417100
damn you can get a nice condo in my city for 170k..

>> No.49422362

>>49422295
Ed Abbey would and could kick your ass

>> No.49422367

>>49422318
Jews

>> No.49422369

>>49422340
What are the proportion in this situation? I presume poorfags are majority here so the only reason why they don't unite against it is because they are stupid or what?

>> No.49422373

>>49422295
Same reason I won't move to Texas
>A bunch of yuppies sitting in traffic in the desert all day

>> No.49422477

2.3 acres by m2 price in my city would cost 16.6 million €

>> No.49422880

>>49422477

Is your city in a desert?

>> No.49424463

>>49417100
>California
That's the problem. Anything in California is expensive. Even the Mojave desert is expensive because the government made it illegal to build new houses.

>> No.49425847

>>49417212
>in the middle of the desert
went to my grandpas house and get used to having sand everywhere, going to the bathroom, in the bed, in your food, etc

>> No.49426076

>>49417100
>2.3 acres
>46.09$ per square meter
literally a 1/100 of what a square meter of living space costs in my country
honestly, not a bad deal if you like desert shit
I'd build a racetrack there if it was me

>> No.49426077

>>49417100
looks like the house they go to when tuco kidnaps walter and jesse in s2 or whatever of breaking bad