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what would /biz/ do? Anonymous Mon Jun 6 21:32:27 2022 No.49414783 [Reply] [Original]

>Google median age of MBA students
>every single business school's median age is 28-30
>every single business schools median work experience is 5 years

How badly did I fuck up?

I've got 1 gap year, 3 years teaching, 1 year msc, 1 year teaching/startup, 1.5 years working for a large org + another msc.

I basically have to to spend 4 years to get the phd part time too, so I will be 34 at minimum before I start a part time MBA for 2 years.

Should I try and pass on the phd and go straight to mba...? with virtually no real work experience.

Should I go all out on the PhD?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 21:34:18 2022 No.49414810 Why do any of that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 21:35:12 2022 No.49414821 Who cares about those stupid titles? Just read some MBA stuff online for 1 week and you're good. Better put that time into work or better, start a business

Anonymous Mon Jun 6 21:36:17 2022 No.49414838

>>49414783
Skip the phd and look for good work experience
Your resume is more important to employers than your degree
I don’t do it but all my successful friends lie about experience and schooling and always get great jobs
It’s more about demeanor and your handshake when you get hired for a job

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 21:37:13 2022 No.49414851 >>49414783 what field? in some fields, the MBA will be largely superfluous; in others, the Ph.D. will be

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 21:39:16 2022 No.49414882 >>49414783 phd and mba? why? phd is better than mba

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 21:49:41 2022 No.49415027 >>49414882 Not in business

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 22:01:58 2022 No.49415198 Pbj and Mac book airs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 22:02:06 2022 No.49415201 >>49414882 >>49415027 PhD is the better degree but MBA doubles your salary. Many MBAs are employer-funded and so demonstrate an employer's confidence in the candidate.

Anonymous Mon Jun 6 22:03:15 2022 No.49415218
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>>49414810
My current manager has bscmscphdmba

My dad had bscmscmscmscmba

I am BScMScMSc offered now a phd then I could mba

49414851
Im a polymath in compsci computational neuro psychopharmacogenomics aimachine learningnatural language understanding precision medicine
I am basically in health technology AI

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 22:05:58 2022 No.49415255 >>49415201 thanks, that's interesting. But how valuable is an MBA if you change employer from the one that funded it...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 22:06:17 2022 No.49415261 You'll be working for 30 more years so you'll have time to think about what you want

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 22:08:18 2022 No.49415296 File: 19 KB, 291x400, 3b9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49415218 I was so hoping to see one of these little queers go flying.

Anonymous Mon Jun 6 22:08:20 2022 No.49415298
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my second masters is during full time employment and Im doing it now

resume more important
The first sections in the resume are education

most jobs I want request a phd but I doubt most of them filter for it

>>49415261
yes but the median age is 28 or so.... i'd have to make the choice now

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 22:17:00 2022 No.49415462 >>49415298 I work in corporate and it's not weird for people in their 30s or even 40s to go back to get a degree or certificate to move up or move to another department

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 22:17:45 2022 No.49415469 >>49415255 past salary is indicative of future earnings potential

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 22:19:39 2022 No.49415512 >>49415462 but a 37 year old getting an mba is not in the same running as a 27 year old...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 22:22:29 2022 No.49415561 >>49415298 The absolute state of weimerica

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 22:28:39 2022 No.49415645 >>49415512 You're right. That 37 y.o. has a more extensive network with upper management in that field. He can command a higher salary than a freshfaced MBA grad with limited or no work experience

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 22:49:58 2022 No.49415995 >>49414783 Just go work at McDonald's and put it all in BTC/XMR. You'll be earning 7 figures when you get out of that faggy MBA but one happy meal will cost you like 576 bucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 00:35:07 2022 No.49417570 imagine being mid-30s and still in school it could be worse, i guess, you could be 40

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 00:39:19 2022 No.49417640 >>49414783 MBAs destroy companies It is your choice whether you want to be a parasite and maleducated or spend the time doing something useful

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 00:41:54 2022 No.49417682 File: 77 KB, 1024x768, 1652802453222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49414783 >buisness school >masters Yeah you fucked up alright..... Slightly worse than going to college for IT

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