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A while back, I tried to explain to my mom what bitcoin is and how it all works. She didn't seem very interested, so I dropped it. She called me last night, after watching a story on the local news channel: "They ran a story on your bitcoin but they didn't mention you once! It's YOUR bitcoin, you invented it and now some Japanese guy is taking all the credit!" I set everything straight and she seems to get it now, but she has already told everyone she knows that her daughter "invented" bitcoin. They probably all expect some very expensive gifts from me this Christmas.

>> No.4941028

>>4941017
please be in london

>> No.4941035

>>4941017
But are you the creator of Buttcoin?

>> No.4941040

>>4941017
Nice reddit pasta

>> No.4941042

That is why you keep this shit secret. But then again you want le attention.

>> No.4941044

>>4941017
MINISTER YOU, SATOSHI

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4941046

>>4941017

Daughter you say?

>> No.4941049

>>4941017
go to fuck with your shitty copy pasta from reddit.

>> No.4941051

post tits or dick

>> No.4941056

>>4941017
MINISTER YOU, SATOSHI

>> No.4941059

>>4941017
At least your mom doesn't call it Bitcorn..

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4941084

>>4941059

My mom calls it bitcorn as well wtf

>> No.4941094

>>4941017
post cock

>> No.4941117

>>4941017
L O N D O N
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4941151

>>4941017
Hi! Few things to start out with =]
1. Yes, I (You)'d you because you're a cryptogirl, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

>> No.4941190

lol old people are so stupid

>> No.4941191

>>4941017
Hi! Few things to start out with =]
1. Yes, I (You)'d you because you're a cryptogirl, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

>> No.4941220

>>4941028
>mom

>> No.4941414

>>4941220
>money
>no mention of TV license
>celebrating Christmas rather than some Islamic holiday

>> No.4941432

>>4941191
fuck this is classic pasta.

>> No.4941455

I created Iota, it was easy i just used an Excel spreadsheet

>> No.4941516

>>4941455
Can you share your roadmap for destroying the white cattle goyim?

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4941781

>>4941059
>>4941084
My mom called it BitQueen

>> No.4942064

>>4941151
old af pasta

gtfo weebshit

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>>4941151

>> No.4942237

>>4941017
>daughter
subtle bait