/biz/ - Business & Finance

https://www.who.int/emergencies/disease-outbreak-news/item/2022-DON390
>"Human-to-human transmission occurs," among other modes, via "mucocutaneous ulcers, respiratory droplets (and possibly short-range aerosols), or contact with contaminated materials (e.g., linens, bedding, electronics, clothing)."

SIGA DEEZ NUTZ

I bought the top of sqqq today

I'm up $2,200 lmao

>>49410409
first for theta

Small caps...

>>49410267
>... siga pump when?
Look at the chart. We're the dump part of your regularly scheduled PnD

Thinking of buying SWBI or something similar with guns

market is going to rally this week because this post is dubz. also TSLA and GME will short squeeze again this week because this post is dubz

>>49410431
Can I borrow $20 bro, i'll pay you back next Tuesday

Hello, I need to speak to David Gevostein about a refund
It's rather urgent

post fundamental analysis music, ill start:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckVYO9oI8vc

>>49410425
shhhh sister

SARK is the number one up-and-coming weapons manufacturer in America. They are boys to benefit from the war in Ukraine and the food crisis.

>>49410426
thank you

I hope the Euro dies.

>>49410454
Anon, he just switched his citizenship to Panama..............

everyone says selling way out of the money puts is like collecting pennies in front of a steam roller... but i can live off those pennies...

>>49410448
Sent ;)

What in the fuck happened to UONE? All I could find is https://www.bizjournals.com/washington/news/2022/06/06/urban-one-richmond-casino-litigation.html

>>49410442
what is an ultra make america great again?

I'm enjoying all this job talk. As an update, the crack whore is dangerously close to getting fired. She does good work but she misses to much work. If she fucks up again I'm firing her. Also zoomers stop complaining and get to work. I have a freshly cleaned cage here for you. We had to hose it down because the last zoomer shidded and farded himself to death in it. NOW CLOCK IN!!!

Vid related
https://youtu.be/JOkQJm_UGM4

>>49410426
first for the buzz

>>49410484
i sold a spy call expiring today for $25. it's worthless now. so i went to the grocery store to buy a few things to make calzones. the total was $15. literally free food

>>49410505
It's a pump and dump scam.

I just want to buy more TQQQ...

I sold.
I withdrew to my checking account.
I will buy ibonds.
Next week my boss is going to take me to the aquarium.

>reee the zoomers don’t hate themselves and everyone else
>don’t they understand money can buy them revenge on society, why won’t they flip the burgers
Fucking pathetic

>>49410526
>reee the zoomers don’t hate themselves and everyone else
they hate themselves

When you think about it, the bear, the bull, and the crab are a lot like the old gods of eternal darkness, always in conflict with one another. The question is who is the fourth one the black swan?

just follow the rules to make it, anon
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/cf_dev/AbsByAuth.cfm?per_id=2224980
https://pastebin.com/u/JjEVugBuXpiVT6M

>>49410409
fuck you crab market

>>49410520
Yeah, but what in the fuck triggered an immediate -35% dumperino?

>>49410511
Name of a mental illness

>>49410533
Is that pic from Daikatana

>>49410541
theres nothing in that pastebin

>>49410533
Obviously the Frog.

SIGGERS, we risin up?

>SIGAcels are already down 20% after 2 days

>>49410560
>>49410541
wrong pastebin lol
https://pastebin.com/YHgyuTJK

>>49410542
hey man, frick you!

>>49410533
The pig, he feasts every time they make war

>>49410526
But if you aren't working how are you making money. It definitely isn't from trading kek

>>49410572
B-BUT YOUR WRONG, ANON MADE AN INFO GRAF WITH CHAD ON IT SO IT WILL MOON JUST LIKE GME WILL

stocktwits banned me again i guess it's back to hanging out with the smiggers
>no i won't go back

>>49410608
BIG if true.

>>49410541
I actually backtested the first 3, and they underperform the market.

Also with treasuries there is a well known strategy with treasury futures that involves looking at 2 and 5 year treasuries and buying 10y ones.

>>49410425
16/17 patients admitted they had gay fucks. The 17th was lying

>>49410505
Having read that paywalled fuck-stick of an article by refreshing the page and scrolling down before the adblock-noticer could kick in even with uBlock and uMatrix active, it looks as though the branded casino they wanted to open is getting pushed back quite hard against by the local populace. This does not look good for their brand, and I would go so far as to say money related to that community is probably pissing in their faces and shorting them for their trouble on top of the legal battle meaning more expenses and worse PR.

SNAP niggas, we stay winnin' fr fr no cap on god.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49410616
how do you get banned from stonktwits?

>>49410608
I'm starting to think I've made a grave mistake buying SIGA...

>>49410640
not him but i got perma ip banned or something for posting the suicide hotline on GNUS

>>49410595
I work, and make good money for it unlike my peers, explicitly because I’m a shitty enough person to fuck people over and lie for my own personal gain. The majority of my peers are not like that I’ve found, and thus make no money, because it doesn’t even cross their mind to lie.

Pretty much from what I’ve found it’s because everyone who has the money to give out is a slimy piece of shit who hates other humans.

>>49410549
That would be the dump part of the pump and dump. The whole point is that the normal investors tricked into pumping it don't know when the dump is going to happen.

>>49410655
kek, worth it

>>49410640
i think it was a slightly racist joke i made at UONE's expense. not quite sure which shitpost did it yet

>>49410627
how far did you backtest and be more specific when you say the market?
a common problem with a lot of data sets is they only go back to about 2010 and doesn't include the dotcom bubble, 1929, 2008 housing crisis, etc.

>>49410672
did you catch a perma or do they do 24 hours, never posted on that jew site

>>49410662
Well then you are excluded from the lazy zoomer conversation.

>>49410513
Why not just knock off some of her hours or except you can’t depend on her and schedule her for work that she can miss?

Call credit spreads

I am crabbish/mildly bearish on basically everything

With a call credit spreads, don’t you want to buy with a close expiration to farm theta? Expiring 6/10 for example

>>49410513
Good job destroying SIGA Rocker lmao

>>49410627
also the papers have backtesting that is usually better than buy/hold in a few different ways

>>49410583

>>49410649
It's going to fade out and lose an easy 25% through to next week and then crab for a week or two and then begin the next leg up. You should stop FOMOing into /smg/ suggestions because 99 time out of 100 you'll be buying the top. It had a 55% short float for crying out loud.

>>49410655
Based and unironically helpful.

>>49410703
T-thanks you too

>>49410718
Johnny no!

>>49410672
Kind of odd. When I was trolling PLBY fags on stocktwit as I was shorting it, I noticed people would be openly racist on their profiles and get away with it
Lots of people would call others “chinks”, etc

>>49410683
i don't think it's perma but idk i'm waiting for them to respond to my passive aggressive email

>>49410425
>Many cases in this outbreak are not presenting with the classical clinical picture [...] symptoms include genital and peri-anal lesions

For fucks sake, could they just not do it in the ass for two weeks? To flatten the curve.

>>49410736
shame all they had to do was take more immigrants and this wouldn't be happening.

>>49410690
Yes, this is what I do and it works really well. Sell call spreads at the next expiration about 1.5% out of the money for every day until expiration. Sell if they drop 75% and do it again. Repeat. Compound your gains.

>>49410690
Youll get raped by gamma if it suddenly spikes up

>>49410760
wow, this post is extremely problematic

>>49410409
Snib snib snib, taking drawing requests

>>49410542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY67gs3-wrs

>>49410677
I backtested them to 1990, by market I mean both simple SP500 and 60:40 and, crucially I took spreads and fees into account.

Unfortunately I no longer have the scripts or data, I threw the whole thing out as useless.

>>49410780
SOXL holders committing mass suicide via roping.

>>49410776
You’ll Get Your Skull Ripped Off By Gamma.

>>49410752
no one reports the racism they just report the trolling when they get btfo. every time i get b& it's because i'm trolling the biggest losers of the day

green day green day Bull bull bull bull

>>49410800
Lmao ok

>>49410780
daisy soxl and green haired demon
your choice if it's bullish or bearish

i am considering selling my -75% CEI bag

Imagine being a Uone nigger

>>49410780
Can you draw a picture of a soijak in a MAGA hat buying DWAC calls and watching his stock get red dildo’d

>>49410825
jesus christ what happened

>>49410809
You're the best, anon.

>>49410780
draw the crab doing a marionette with mumu and bobo

>>49410847
Racism innit

>>49410627
Most of these finance books were written when bond yields were much higher than inflation. no one knows how to think for themselves, so they'll just keep following the outdated rules.

>>49410825
I sold the top.

Where's the nigger with whom I had a "bet" that UONE wouldn't moon for juneteenth this year?

>>49410887
Niggerfatigue is catching up.

>>49410769
>as they get 100k illegal sea peoples each year

I WANT TO BUY MORE TQQQ AAAAAAAAAA

>>49410541
Holy fuck don’t make me Chop Chop your shitty frictionless and idyllic backtesting papers

Just fucking hang yourself if it’s 2022 and you think leveraged rotation on 3x ETFs anything but terrible

Imagine not buying NRDS when the pajeet said to short it

>>49410796
i mean i suppose he could be outright lying with his data but there's significant backtesting for each one usually either to just before the 1929 crash or back to 1980s
one difference is they are separate strategies so honestly i don't know if combining them is better or worse

Got some orders filled today

>>49410928
I said to short it around $15. Admittedly I’m butthurt it didn’t stick to $8 and is back up into the $12 area.

This “growth” “”””tech””””” company is headed for a sub 500m market cap soon

>>49410954
The backtests in the papers are whack.
Not to mention
>past performance
>future results

Anybody know what the stock prices are going to be on Friday?

>>49410847
greater fool theory coming to an end

>>49410999
yeah bout tree fiddy

>>49410845
rent free faggot

>>49410999
2

>>49410999
SPY will be 420 easily

>>49410999
>inverted 666
Up BIGLY

>>49410847
Viriginia voted to destroy UONE and build the casino in another city and stop any more Richmond UONE referendums until 2023 and it took some time over the weekend for stock holders to realize that oh that might be bad

>>49410825

>>49410887
it went from $5 to $13 in 3 months

>>49411062
>>49411051
Down it is then

>>49411083
>it's not enough that Jews destroy the markets they have to draw their visages in the charts themselves.

SPY moving sideways for 6 trading days now. It even looks like a Bull Flag on the daily/hourly/30min. Its hard to believe they would push the market upwards leading into CPI this Friday.

>>49410409
i have just bought 1k shares of monkeypoz insurance (ticker: SIGA)
what am i in for?

>>49411020
There’s nothing that makes me laugh harder than MAGA downies falling for another trump scam like DWAC

>>49411103
short term regret this month than euphoria during july

>>49410999
Baggie how much money did you make on the tsla insider trade

>>49411084
It wasn't "3 months ago", the guy bought 2 weeks ago.

>>49411103
Those look fun to pop

>>49411103
seems like a typical /smg/ PnD

>>49411083
>"The jews are in the charts now"
>said anon, clawing at the paded cell walls

>>49410928
Imagine thinking that retarded Fintech startups are going to survive the JPow hammer

>>49411103
>siiiip

Whats up with DUOL? time to short?

>>49411083
What the fuck.

STOP THE REDEEM BHENCHOD! YOUR SISTER A GROUP!

>>49411127
I haven't actually traded any securities in years. I just come here to bitch about trannys and black people.

>>49411103
Go look at Pfizer and modernad chart. Lol. Jew missed it

>>49411083
OH MY GOD THEY ARE TAUNTING US AT THIS POINT ITS SO OBVIOUS

>>49411083
lamo

>>49411083
uh........................

Thoughts on shit like this when VIX spikes later this year?

>>49410780
draw rocker dancing with sock puppet scoops

>>49411263
I second this

>>49411228
*later this week

>>49411263
Who is rocker?

>>49411133
>the guy bought 2 weeks ago.
oh ok then yeah. i figured since everyone knew about this thing it'd collapse sooner than later

>Oh no no no!

>>49411205
One eye on the shekels one eye on the goyim.

WTF IS THIS MARKET DOING

My tech company called a surprise Company All Hands for this afternoon....

>>49411292
The biggest inverse signal /smg/ has ever seen

>>49411332
F

>>49411083
BROTHERS...

>>49411332
Which one?

>>49411332
probably just a pride munth celebration

>>49411332
What type of company?
Fellow tech worker here, not gonna lie I'm nervous about the future

>>49411332
is it an actual tech company that produces real value, or just vaporware

>>49411292

>>49411389
Statistically speaking...

>>49411263
No. Mister drawfag, stick to your original requests that actually pertained to smg, not an attentionwhore and his brain dead sycophants.

>>49411380
It's not public yet
>>49411382
Hopefully, we have lots of all hands, so could just be anything...
>>49411386
Marketing kind of stuff
>>49411389
It's core product is already profitable, but we're bolting on more tech stuff to make it 'better'.

>>49411292
some faggot that has his entire self worth tied up in this shithole of autists

How's INTC reacting to to Apple M2 news?

Also... SKYT. Why's it pumping today?

>AMD
Anyone else looking at this? Huge rally looking like its ready to kill over

>>49411425
>More ARM bullshit
Who cares?

>>49411292
Scoopsies schizo twink love

>>49411414
>No. Mister drawfag, stick to your original requests that actually pertained to smg, not an attentionwhore and his brain dead sycophants.

>>49411425
>m2
Pajeet bros..

eur/usd/gbp/jpy forward rates
not sure what's going on with jpy

What ever happened to that guy from years ago who was running a "hedge fund?"
I think he even shared spreadsheets with all his trades
"Comfy" was his name??

>>49411478
he was a pussy and had to hide behind the name anonymous after he got doxed.

>>49411478
Yeah that was comfy. He ran the /smg/ update before I did. He ended up exit scamming everyone. He took all payments in Bitcoin.

>>49410780
Draw something that isn't you just tracing meme images

imagine losing money to niggers
TWICE

Is... Is it happening?

>>49411539
Could literally be avoided if gays would stop eating poop out of each other's buttholes for 2 weeks.

>>49411533
I lose money to everyone
I'm an equal opportunity money loser

>>49411507
Haha, did he really take everyone's money and disappear?
Sorry I missed that.
I thought maybe he got busted for running an illegal hedge fund

>>49411566
wow, you are close to hate speech here anon back off

>>49411507
Are 4trannies really this stupid. I'm new here but everyone pretends they're better than other forums here and I think it's funny

>>49411539
Looks like MASSIVE COPE from you.

>>49411539
>Only 5 with the monkee in fag capital of east coast
I refuse to believe.

sure wish my funds were settled so i could buy sqqq this morning like i said i was going to. fucking wallstreet regulations, warren bitch.

>>49411539
No. Next happening is financial "covid" not another meme disease. They're not giving you the same pitch twice.

>>49411074
Nice

>>49411584
>>49411595
It was largely just a fun meme, I don't think anyone threw any serious cash at it. He claims to have refunded people but we all know that's a lie.

This thread sucks ass

>>49411659
They always suck ass anon

>>49411659
I'm hungover. What do you want from me?

>Biden is going on Jimmy Kimmel
How much of a fucking disaster do you expect this to be. I'm offering -500 odds Biden says the word nigger on live television.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SPY about to go negative. This hour is going to be SOUR.

im the 1400 contract 17.05c siga anon. in case anyone was wondering i just avergaed down and bought 200 more contracts with the very last of my money

>>49411747
Kek baggie

>>49411747
Oh Christ, anon you do realize I bought right?

>>49411702
>Mr. Kimmel, you're supposed to laugh at every joke he says.
>You are not to correct him if he mumbles incoherently.
>If he begins to blank out, just push this button underneath your desk and the amphetamines will be injected into his body.

what is even the point of rallies

>>49411747
god speed

>>49411747
What do you plan to do after they expire worthless? You should think of a fun and creative way to sudoku. Some kind of electrocution would be cool.

>>49411747
please livestream your suicide for us anon, don't let it go to waste

what the hell

>>49410800

>>49411747
Talk about throwing good money after bad lmao

This might work out for him, guys. They might admire his chutzpah for doubling down and decide to give the guy a break.

>>49411778
so Big Money can line up dates when to long during CPI, Fed Meeting, and OpEx this and next week

>>49411702
>Kimmel and Biden
JFC why

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49411778
You know why

>>49411747
I don't think you'll make it, but I want you to succeed on your batshit insane strategy fren

>>49411795
iphone is going to be mandatory for fedcoin and moneypox vax.

>>49411702
O/U on how far his nose goes up ole Joe's ass?

Reminder that this is the bear case for SIGA playing out. Plateauing = unsustainable R0.

>>49411747
Don't actually kill yourself but the Ninja frisbee choke sounds very attention grabbing.
>>49411791
Electrocution in home settings typically causes death by suffocation, I'd avoid it if at all possible.

>>49411815
Because normies who still watch tv deserve it

>>49411795
They were crowing about all the shares nancy's husband bought months ago before tech shat the bed, bear signal

>>49411837
>iphone is going to be mandatory for fedcoin and moneypox vax.
and government mandated grindr profile

>>49411814
>>49411818
if they are going to rally, at least rally hard enough to rip some bobo dicks off.

>>49411844
>SIGA
What's the thesis for this stock? Another smallpox vaccine in a saturated market?

>>49411860
Imagine watching movies or TV at all in the current year. Like even Netflix. I know half of you fags here are bots, but at least it's interactive and I have to read/write.

At least he's not on Fallon. Can you imagine, they'd him singing a 5 minute version of 'Corn Pop' to the tune of MMMBop

>>49411844
Do you have a chart with actual numbers on each data point? Kinda hard to see exact values here

>>49410012
>Shares outperforming leveraged energy ETFs
What the fuck? What is BPT's secret?

>>49411875
It's not a vax but rather an antiviral treatment specifically for niggerpox and smallpox. It's been fda approved a while ago and has been in demand by several countries. It's more effective than the vaccines that are currently in strategic supplies.

>>49411702
>thinking they will do it live

the dow jone industrial average just turned red. i'm never going to fucking be able to retire.

>>49411869
I mean we need to break the whole gay/moneypox stigma. honestly males should be required to engage in homosexual activities early. how else would they know what it's like.
>my brain hurts

>>49411875
Yes, turns out there's some crossprotection between poxes there.

>>49411885
https://www.monke
ypoxmeter.com/

Fucking Jannies ought to have their pay docked 50% until they fix the spam filter.

>>49411913
Didn't you make 6 million off Tesla puts last week though?

>>49411865

>>49411913
sucks to be you
I'm a 22 year old boomer posting from a 80' schooner in the Caribbean

>>49410994
>just buy and hold
>past performance, future results
Is there a single strategy out there that does not use past performance

>>49411747
im honestly feeling glimpses of suicidal idealation

>>49411877
I only watch hand selected YouTube channels. That's it. I have not seeing my normalfag family and friends seethe when they ask me if I've watched the new season of stranger things and I tell them I've never seen any of it. It's almost offensive to them that I don't have Netflix.

>>49411928
that didn't actually happen

>>49411957
>Is there a single strategy out there that does not use past performance
YOLO as well as Direxion 3X Bull YOLO

>>49411802
A smug Nagatoro with a hard hat on smoking a cigar with a pump jack it the background please

>>49411921
Correction, I guess they sell the treatment not the vax >>49411904

In any case, unless those numbers are bumped up to like 150 daily cases, I'd say the 0.6-1 R0 number is holding and gays aren't being as degenerate as we need them to be to profit.

>>49411973
Hmm. I am nonplussed.

>>49411973
>baggot was actually paper trading
Imagine my surprise, just like we all called it.

>>49411978
Why would I buy a cannibis etf?

You chuds are just ungrateful

>>49412010
>The current state of the US is considered in a strong recovery
Lol. Lmao.
The average normalfag with no savings is so fucked

>>49412010
biden is an overachiever!!

>>49412004
i made 100k not 6 million theres a slight difference between the two

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49412010
I bet this account is ran by a deep cover /pol/ shitposter.

>>49412010
It could always be worse

>>49412010
FUG OFF!

>>49412010
>controls the media
>controls the voting
>controls polling skew
>still underwater
Wew lads

>>49412010

>>49411476
Isn't the BOJ autistically implementing yield curve control, unlike literally every other CB that's given up and started hiking?

Can someone give me a tldr on DIDI? It just went up 30% today and some people seem to think it'll keep rising because Cramer said to sell

GME is now worth more than AMZN

>>49412035

>>49412082
How do I hedge against pussy inflation?

>>49412097
China unbanned it.

>>49412010

>>49411973
are you trolling?

>>49412082
>read three times still can't understand
Guess i'm just too white.

>>49412010
how do I achieve this level of delusion?

>>49412111
Buy leaps on trannies.

>>49412010
who voted for this cunt?

>>49411987

>>49412097
it was b& by Xi because of privacy issue (the irony). now it's ok because Xi did look into it and said "it's ok fella"
if you buy didi, you buy Xi lunatic behaviour

>>49412147
Pajeets and californians

>>49412082
Is this gentleman of recent African descent saying that women have dropped all pretense of kindness and just want free luxuries?

>>49412147
81 million "people"

>>49412147
his approval rating is still in the 70's among niggers

Carvana

>>49412082
this sportball faggot has a good point somebody needs to stop this damn inflation

This shit is gonna dump

>>49412193
Tech *and* consumer auto exposure. I honestly can't imagine a worse combo right now.

>>49412010
Honestly a matter of perspective. Given the level of sheer bullshit happening in the world America is still very strong in comparison and is doing a good job turning a turd sandwich into a beyond burger. However it's pretty damn disingenuous to say things are peachy keen hunky-fuckin-dory and there is a looming debt/leverage/bond/interest rate/unemployment crisis on the horizon and all of that being priced in is not going to be a great time. The real redpill is that if America as a nation survives this shit it's still great. Many places will not. Covid was a memeflu that should've been a massive wakeup call for everyone to prepare for hard times and my mind cannot be changed as to this reality.

if anybody has been paying attention to these markets lately you will have noticed that bitcoin has been the dog with the wagging tail and since bitcoin is up we should have a robust tech recovery this week and i base this on my ((expert)) opinion.

>>49412224
>my mind cannot be changed as to this reality
Oh, fuck this one's awake! guards!

>>49412237
>betting on tech
ngmi

Anyone else making bank today?

>>49412237
but not soxl

So what's the latest garbage stock you guys are buying?

>>49410441
Just buy. Munkeypox is now airborne. There are 17 infected at a hospital

>>49412280
the dog with the wagging tail doesn't lie

>>49412282
i did

>>49412282

>>49412147
>"I'll have those niggers voting Democratic for 200 years."
Who would have guessed

>>49412282
Up net $3.5k today, surprising considering I'm also short natgas which is -$2k against me by itself

>>49412097
>>49412111
>>49412156
>You buy Xi's lunatic behavior
That's fine.
I saw it was trending, but I don't care about that - I saw it also trending via unusual options flow.
Inverse Cramer tends to perform very well, and he said to sell, so I bought.
Looking at the actual flow (picrel), you can see some near-term options were just opened (friday exp). Given the recent high volume and news catalyst, this implies a strong upside, and he put/call spread on that date is likely a directional spread. In addition, someone took out 1600 contracts for next week as well, which I believe I shorted (bullish sentiment). Finally, there is an OTM call for this december. For a volatile stock like this, moving up $1 in 6 months seems almost guaranteed, I doubt it would flounder after the positive news.

So based on that, I bought 100 shares and I'm going to ride it for a few months; I might write CCs against it once I have a better idea where the price settles. Really, I've blow $250 on much worse shit (eg buying near OTM calls)

>>49412282
no im down 70k....

>>49412295
Love it

>>49412307
Poopy Pants continues to dig us into a sewer.

>>49412282
i would be if the crooked politicians let me trade.

>>49412294

oh look at that market, how odd

>>49412307
What the fuck does that mean for the forex markets? This is the higher level stuff I have trouble piecing together.

>>49412356
It means long USD short commodity producing countries

>>49412317
Positions?

>>49411539
>took 2 weeks just to get 5 cases
Pft Corona-chan was already at thousands of known cases in the US and was being labeled a nothing burger. Always invert the media you can always trust them to lie and over/under exaggerate something.

anyone still bullish on SIGA?

>>49412382
>USD no longer backed by oil
>ruble now backed by oil and gold
>long USD
..............

>>49412293
>Munkeypox is now airborne.
Well it's already known that droplet spread is a route.

But you're really gonna be limited as long as there's no asymptomatic or aerosolized spread (i.e. breathing, not sneezing)

>>49412453
yes my bastard bitch

>>49412458
You're an idiot and not worth arguing with

>>49412475
Nice argument, retardo

>>49412458
you should be long AUS/USD USA is going to hit a recession just as Australia comes out of theres and it'll make you a couple extra shekels.

>>49412493
yes, short usd during a recession LMAO holy shit this general is so fucking stupid

>>49412382
Why long USD?

>>49412458
nobody gives a shit about monopoly money anon. people prefer currencies other than ruble and yuan for a reason; the only ones who don't are those that risk getting sanctioned to death.

HERE HE COMES, DOWN THE HOME STRETCH.

>>49412277
I WILL NOT GO TO SLEEP I WILL NOT TAKE THE BLACKPILL I WILL NOT LET FINANCIAL CORRUPTION NOT BE ROOTED OUT OF THE SOIL OF THIS LAND SO IT CONTINUES TO BE WATERED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT AAAAAAAA

>>49412453
Lol not since Rocker bought in

>>49412220
I’m bullish in the 2024 timeframe

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49412516
USD was preferred because it was backed by two main things: petrodollar dominance and USD-denominated debt. Both are fucked because countries are no longer capable of receiving USD-denominated debt (for instance, france recently asked for 80b and received 9b instead or something like that), and the petrodollar is no more (it's the petroruble now).

>>49412531
How do they compare to, say, CarMax? As a service.

>>49410425
Are we flattening the curve bros?

Hello /smg/, I've been gone a couple of weeks but I thought I should pop in to say

NIGGER

>>49412556
Bullish.

>>49412356
It means nothing because its probably bollocks. Im sure Iran is just dying to get its hand on Russian shitty currency, and as for Yuan, ah yes the other currency of the world super power which is pegged to the US dollar by the China Gov.
>Fake and gay

>>49412554
Siggers... It's over

>>49412556
You the motherfucker that sold all that UONE?!

BEAT HIS ASS, /smg/!

>>49412547
>USD was preferred because it was backed by two main things: petrodollar dominance and USD-denominated debt.
kek

>it's the petroruble now
lmao

try harder anon

>>49412556
based, niggers are stupid

>>49412556

>>49412608
Oh no... it's retarded :(

who fell for the siga meme and is now bagholding

>>49412524
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

>>49412618
wait are you actually serious? i figured such a low effort rehash of brain-dead /pol/ talking points must be trolling.

>>49412624
me. my calls are down 80%. i lost like 75k. i want to kms

>>49410533
Mantorok is a scheming fuck who played three timelines against each other. Literal 4d chess god. I think he's both the black and white swan, maybe better described as volatility. The inevitability of chaos to fuck up even the best laid plans.

>>49412652
you're not bagholding, you're holding a time bomb that's about to blow up your hands

>>49412652
Kek baggie

>>49412604
sorry this is a whites only thread

>>49412652
Do you now consider maybe it was a wee bit reckless? Why didnt you just go all in on shares, at least you could just bag hold for a while instead of a deadline for the day of the rope..

>>49412652
Just hold idiot.

>>49412547
>petroruble
I see someone is drank way too much the Zerohedge koolaid.

>>49412652
larp

should I sell my rblx? I'm up 35%

>>49412128
Women are still whores but they cost more now, that's the gist of it

>>49412547
Wait we arent spending enough?

>>49412595
It’s just getting started.

Oooooooooooo

I'm holding SIGA shares, and some calls for mid-July and some for mid-september. Will I make it?

and we're back

>>49412726
It's not about domestic debt, it's about international debt.

>>49412652
That hurts. Sorry anon, that's a really painful way to learn that smg is primarily scumbag shills trying to sell you their bags.

>>49412652
where did a retard like you come from? have you been browsing /smg/ for a while? are there things going on in your life that influenced you to make such a bold act?

Why is it so violently crabbing today?!

>>49412755
smg is a bucket of snibs

>>49412753
Should we give ukraine about a quarter of our fleet and make france pay for it?

we are almost free

>>49412715
thats good profit.

>>49412768
'ive been stuck in this range of wealth for years. i realized i needed to take a risk to make it. i actually want to fucking rope. i lost all of my money.

>>49412785
That's basically the problem: US can't give france a dime more because france can't afford the interest provided its economic situation and credit rating. And it's the same for almost the entire world right now.

>>49412792
maybe we should harass rocker until he fucks off, too

>>49412811
as debt* i.e. if you give material to ukraine and make france pay for it, then it's the same as giving france a debt.

>>49412806
should've fell for the globally diversified index fund portfolio meme

>>49412806
desperate man. you depressed or something. sounds like something i have thought of doing. if they expire youll lose it all of it. if you can get rid of the contracts youll at least still have some money.

>>49412746
Same. My gut feeling yes. Just don't look at portfolio until July.

>>49412830
Nah I practically live here. You goys are stick with me forever

>>49412547
Sorry the market does not agree, demand for USD globally is very high

>>49412843
im holding them all.

>>49412855
Congrats on showing everyone the girth of your negative IQ.

>>49412746
What even backs the USD right now? I know it's fiat, and was previously gold-backed, I'm not sure how the petrodollar fits into it.

>>49412746
It's a long shot. I don't see any unusual options volume. I see a few thousand OTM calls but those are likely just CCs written out to scalp baggies and gamblers.
That's my take on it, I'm holding CMRX and trying to recover money via CCs myself.

Moneypox will set us free. Soxl trannies are releasing their own frustration.

>>49412848
>>49412830
he literally has nothing else
he's never leaving
haha

>>49412547
>USD is in such demand that there's a shortage of available lending
>Shorting USD is a good idea
Pick one

WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO BAKE!!???

I now have 2500 shares of siga.

>>49412894
Nobody, just let it die

I shall not bake.

>>49412848
has anyone sent you pizza on a daily basis yet? i'm sure that there are ways to make you break. you sounded pretty depressed about nobody watching your shitty vids a few weeks ago. why not call it quits? nobody here truly likes you, man. people just watch to laugh at the fat retard embarrassing himself and to make themselves feel better about their lives.

Maybe tomorrow we rally

>>49412778
The crab knows nothing but violence.

>>49412921
I can confirm he is an asshole. But I do like his videos.

>>49412921
*Yawn* I am immune to trolling chud

>>49412862
>No u

>>49412921
He needs to go full Niko

>>49412905
Are you selling CCs to silly anons?

Some of you guys are OK. Don't come to the market tomorrow

>>49412952
>trolling
i'm just being honest with you, which is something that most other people in this thread are not because they want to keep watching the fat retard dance for them.

>>49412952
how much for you to gain a few lbs

>>49412888
There is no shortage of available lending. There is a shortage of countries that can afford the interest from additional lending. Lrn2read inbred.

>>49412921
I like watching his non-gay faggy simp videos

In this world there are two kinds of people: those with gains and those who bake.

You bake.

>>49413000
i hope it rains blood

>>49413003
I don't want to gain weight. I'm literally at peak male form right now.

>>49412863
By requiring oil to be bought in USD, countries need to buy USD in order to buy oil

Baked a proper one.
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>>49413000
didn't you see the dog with the wagging tail (bitcoin)? We're going to rally so hard tomorrow. The only people who shouldn't show up are the bobo's who's about to get their shit pushed in.

>>49413005
in 5 or 10 years i want you to remember today and to re-evaluate why your predictions for the fall of the dollar and the rise of the ruble were wrong. it's always easier in hindsight, i promise.

>>49413034
nah you could stand some filling out
looking a little deflated

>>49413005
>Arguing with trips
Large groups being unable to afford something is a defacto shortage.

>>49413078
They can't afford the debt, not to find dollars. If they can't afford the debt, there is debt shortage, not dollar shortage. Debt shortage results in dollar surplus. Are you clinically retarded or merely pretending?

>>49413110
>if you can't afford lunch, there is a lunch shortage

>>49412111
Get married