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85% of /smg/ are probably infected with monkeep*x

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>49405088

>> No.49406823

penis

>> No.49406831

>>49406823
confirmed positive for the pox

>> No.49406833

>>49406823
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.49406836
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49406836

Monk-y poz is fucking fake and you guys are retards for buying in.

>> No.49406840
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I was at a party on Saturday and was asked If I still trade stocks, to which I replied yes.

Everyone, including the cute girl I was attempting to court were laughing at me and calling me a bag holder.

How did they know? They were a bunch of normies, pretty embarrassed to tell people anymore

Stocks suck, were all losing money

>> No.49406842
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49406842

>mfw they crab the market the exact same way like last friday today

>> No.49406844
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49406844

2550 shares @ 11.56 for siga sirs. Please do the needful

>> No.49406849
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49406849

Pump it!

>> No.49406850
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49406850

>> No.49406856

I know most of you guys are all faggots, and want you to be extra cautious about sharing your sex toys. I don't need you poz holes getting poxed.

>> No.49406863
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49406863

Very bullish for oil

>> No.49406868

>>49406840
kwab, give me that grils insta she sounds based

>> No.49406875
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49406875

ITS NOT FAIR WHY DO BEARS KEEP GETTING THE SHIT END OF THE STICK

>> No.49406879

over 1,000 monkey pix cases officially
you are still early, anon

>> No.49406899
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49406899

>tfw you'd be having a comfy green day if not for fucking GEVO

>> No.49406905

>>49406863
>gib money to china pls
>t. big guy

>> No.49406910

why is siga still under $14. stupid homosexuals go get tested so we pump already.

>> No.49406912
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49406912

Taking requests for drawings. Only 1 dollar.

>> No.49406919

i cant even trade to day because my funds havent settled. id buy sqqq if i could.

>> No.49406926

>>49406863
adjusted for any inflationary metric, energy has been massively undervalued for about a decade+

>> No.49406930

>>49406919
You would?
Buying TQQQ right now, thanks for the tip.

>> No.49406937
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>>49406912
kek, nice work my guy

>> No.49406947
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49406947

Hut mining has now decoupled- when bitcoin, tesla, tech and the wider market are all going up, it somehow goes down.

>> No.49406949

>>49406905
i always hold 10% of my account in cash for the big guy.

>> No.49406955
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>>49406879
Just turn up the cycle threshold on a PCR test for pox monkey and force test everyone and count hospitalized people from car wrecks and drug overdoses as " hospitalized with pox monkey, and poof, just like that, you have millions of cases overnight

>> No.49406954

>>49406912
nice. can you color also?

>> No.49406956

which of you dumb mother fuckers tried playing the twitter arbitrage

>> No.49406960
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49406960

>they didn't buy the WEAT dip

>> No.49406964

>>49406947
>buying pajeetcoin mining companies
you deserve to lose your money

>> No.49406968
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49406968

>>49406912
DRAW THIS, NOW!
pls :(

>> No.49406993

>>49406968
what in the absolute fuck is this thing

has androgynous sex doll tech gone too far?

>> No.49406995

>>49406960
What the fuck are those things?

>> No.49406997

>>49406899
-$1628 for the day on GEVO. Feels bad

>> No.49406998

>>49406840
Its like normies dont realize you can make money when stocks go down as well. You did short these past months right anon?

>> No.49406999

Brosnan, is there any truth to the silver short squeeze idea or silver ends the fed posts?

>> No.49407000

>>49406968
>HORY SHET

>> No.49407010

>>49406999
lol no

>> No.49407012

>>49406960
leave those garloids alone

>> No.49407021

>>49406999
YOU'VE BEEN
>BIX
>WEIR'D

>> No.49407025

>>49406999
checked.
Do you JPM would be involved in silver if it was a nothingburger?
The answer is no.

>> No.49407026

>>49406999
If there's a good idea, you won't find it posted here on 4chan

>> No.49407031

>>49406999
Yes goy, I mean sir

>> No.49407039

>>49406999
this in a non-boomer thread anon

>> No.49407045

>>49406964
Lurk or leave, newfaggot.

>> No.49407050

SHOCK THE MONKEY

>> No.49407059

>>49407045
>cryptopajeet buying pajeet miners in a stock market thread thinks others are the newfags

>> No.49407062
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>CPI releases Friday
>mfw

>> No.49407063

>>49407026
Good thing we are on 4channel, never heard of this 4chan sounds like some extremely gay stuff though

>> No.49407071
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>>49406954
I can, but it takes longer, 5 dollars for color.

>> No.49407075

>>49406968
>YOU PUSH IT

>> No.49407085

>>49406999
lol
lmao

>> No.49407094

>>49407071
great stuff, anon

>> No.49407095

>>49406840
Was it a college party? Coulda been a bunch finance/biz-major fags, or people who got burnt during the gamestop craze

>> No.49407121

10 YEAR

>> No.49407123
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>>49406840
>were all losing money

Yeah, people have been saying "oh man, the market has been doing terrible this year". I just smile and nod and don't tell them I'm an oil baron.

>> No.49407138

TEN FUCKING YEAR

>> No.49407153
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49407153

5m looks like a Bart

>> No.49407162
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>>49406840
>were all losing money
Yup, times are terrible.

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49407165

>AMZN

>> No.49407167

>>49407025
Thanks, can you elaborate?

>> No.49407173
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49407173

Well, I wish I'd never started options trading

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MY BASTARDS REDEEM

>> No.49407181

What do traders who DON’T come to /smg/ during trading hours even do? Circlejerking here is like half the fun of stocks to me.

>> No.49407200

>>49407173
are you the siga anon?

>> No.49407202
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>> No.49407204
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Bros the short volume on SIGA is insane. Someone big is desperate that the pox is a nothingburger.
They’re seriously underestimating gay faggots

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49407209

WHY ARE WE BARTING!!!!

>> No.49407211

>>49407153
Nabiki?

>> No.49407212

>>49407200
No, just some other run-of-the-mill retard

>> No.49407214

Who fell for the SIGA meme

>> No.49407218

>>49406863
Isn't that an abuse of that act? It's supposed to be for wartime and emergencies ffs.

>> No.49407221

WE'RE GOING DOWN DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND

>> No.49407234
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>>49406999
Yes and remember to do the opposite of what /smg/ says. The knuckle-draggers in this thread as still mostly in SOXL and have lost 40% of their money. Silver specifically and commodities in general are the next 100x.

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49407235

>Bros the short volume on SIGA is insane.

>> No.49407237
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>>49407204
It hasn't even begun.

>> No.49407239
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49407240
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>>49406836
What matters is how the market reacts to it

>> No.49407246

look at natural gas

>> No.49407247

>>49407138
Shut the fuck up and get your sweet potatoes ready for breakfast.

>> No.49407251

Is it monkeypok time?

>> No.49407252
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I will reiterate my prior sentiment: >>49405815
What in the actual fuck is wrong with this market lmao. And to the faggot who said "babby's first market open," eat my shit; this is a bizarre day. I'm up $370 btw and probably gonna quit for the day

>> No.49407259

I had a feeling about buying SPY Puts after seeing this crab but decided not to many such cases

>> No.49407260

>>49407218
Everything is an emergency.

>> No.49407261
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49407261

THE VILLAGE WILL GO HUNGRY

>> No.49407266
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49407266

And they don’t stop fucken, And they don’t stop fucken, And they don’t stop fucken, And they don’t stop fucken,

>> No.49407272
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49407272

What the fuck just happened? I lost about a thousand dollars in 30 seconds.

>> No.49407276

I am a poor fag, if you enjoy this throw me a shekel or yuan

>> No.49407280

G_d damn jews! What kind of kikery is this?

>> No.49407283
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49407283

WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE WE DUMPING

>> No.49407289
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>>49407211
Yes the hot Tendo sister

>> No.49407290

>everything dumping simultaneously
>even oil
Oof, that's gonna be a big one.

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>>49407218
Yes, but nobody gives a shit. It has been so long since America has faced an external threat that people have forgotten about real threats.

>> No.49407297

>>49407234
True, I have a bunch of physical silver coins. Mostly I'm just holding as Insurance in case my country becomes a failed state. But it would be nice to get 10x or more as well.

>> No.49407298
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49407298

OH NO NO NO THE BART WAS ACTUALLY A MARGE FORMATION WE'RE FUCKED

>> No.49407299

Do you morons even look at the 10 year?

>> No.49407306
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49407306

>>49407202

>> No.49407308
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49407308

WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(CAN'T WAKE UP)
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MMEEEEEEEEEH)
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK

>> No.49407313

Who the fuck said something at 11 that caused literally everything to nose dive? Honestly what the fuck?

>> No.49407316
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49407316

>>49407290
WEAT isn't dumping

>> No.49407318

bull. trapped.

>> No.49407321

>>49407209
Dont have a cow man

>> No.49407322

>>49407290
Fuck fuck fuck we misread the kikes' intention

>> No.49407326

Looks like the market realized Joe Biden is still running the United Steaks

>> No.49407331

>>49406823
fpbp. buying cactus cooler related stonks.

>> No.49407341

>>49406863
Who gives a shit about solar panels?

>> No.49407346

the great day of reckoning is here finally

>> No.49407348

BUDDY

>> No.49407350

>>49406995
Garloids grown on a farm. They cost a fortune.

>> No.49407351
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>>49407237

>> No.49407355
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was there an announcement?

>> No.49407358
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>>49406968
Here, throw me a shekel

>> No.49407359

>>49406856
is that what you told your ladyboy husband?

>> No.49407360

Did the market dump on that news of Biden and solar panels?

>> No.49407364
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Think I’m just gonna take my lil profit and see myself out of this fucktard market

>> No.49407372

>>49407360
No, it was later

>> No.49407376

>>49407348
LOOK AT SOXL COMPUTER

>> No.49407377

>>49407299
Yeah, shit's relentless.

>> No.49407378

I yolo'd everything into gamestop and tesla calls fellow apes. How should I spend my 10 million dollars?

>> No.49407390

>>49407376
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49407392

>>49407218
Biden IS the emergency

>> No.49407394

> phone is vertical and pic uploads sideways...

>> No.49407405

>>49407218
imagine thinking there are laws in America, kek

>> No.49407406

>>49407355
yes. trannies are banned from lgb

>> No.49407407

CRYPTO NIGGERS STATRTED THE DUMP. FUCKING ZOOMERS LEAVE US ALONE.

>> No.49407412

>>49407372
>10:39 AM EDT: Biden waives solar panel tariffs, invokes defense law
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/biden-waives-solar-panel-tariffs-invokes-defense-law-white-house-confirms-2022-06-06/

DOW dumped about 20 minutes later.

>> No.49407419

>>49407355
Everyone just remembered that america fucking sucks right now

>> No.49407428

>>49407358
>touch real electrician only
what does it mean

>> No.49407433
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They redeemed

>> No.49407434
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>>49407419
How does /smg/ propose we unfuck America?

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>>49407412
>listen here jack

>> No.49407439
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If you take a vertical picture it will upload sideways...

>> No.49407440
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SARK is the number one up-and-coming weapons manufacturer in America. They are boys to benefit from the war in Ukraine and the food crisis.

>> No.49407441

>>49407290
>Sold my GUSH last week.
> Gonna buy it back next week.
Never bet against oil bros. It still runs the world and the big boys will literally kill us all to keep it that way.

>> No.49407447

>>49407360
>>49407313
prob the 10yr breaking technical levels (3%)

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Guys I think I'm getting laid off this afternoon
Give me some plays to 10x or 100x by eow.... right now, I only have 2 1/2 years of living expenses saved up...

>> No.49407461

>>49407434
I'm pretty sure it's past the point of no return now

>> No.49407463

>>49407439
What's the ticker for chink industries?

>> No.49407472
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Dont know bros but my chinese shit isnt dumping.
Cheers to the downfall of the west

>> No.49407480

>>49407260
Is there even a shortage of solar panels?

>> No.49407484

>>49407472
>buying commie shit

>> No.49407485

>>49407448
Puts on BOIL

>> No.49407489
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>>49407434
Well, either voting magically become effective or the Country degenerates in low level violence.

>> No.49407496

>>49407472
Chink stocks are all down 90% bro

>> No.49407501

>>49407341
politically advantaged rent seekers

>> No.49407512

>>49407496
thanks for the buy signal

>> No.49407522
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49407522

Who the fuck is buying up all this AMC?

>> No.49407533

>>49407434
Dissolve it

>> No.49407534

>>49407485
Wow these are all very expensive

>> No.49407535

There was a guy who worked with us and they didn't like him so they used to fuck with him all the time like writing that on his clipboard. He's gone now and I got his spot and I needed a clipboard heh.

>> No.49407537

>>49406947
That’s called a BUYING OPPORTUNITY, nigger.

>> No.49407539

>>49407501
Yeah, that makes sense.

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UONE

>> No.49407542

>>49407522
Redditors probably

>> No.49407544

>>49407512
you can buy deez nutz

>> No.49407555

>>49407496
I started buying a week ago.
Just buy the dip fren

>> No.49407556

SIGA anon please don’t rope. If you’re that unsure about your position, you can always sell some $20 calls to offset your losses!

>> No.49407558

>>49407412
Exactly, so it can't be due to the news. If it's news-based it dumps on the microsecond.

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>>49407541
WE WUZ

>> No.49407563

>>49407544
you're right. webull allows otc cheapies now.

>> No.49407564
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>Elon demands pertinent information for the ongoing negotiation
>twitter refuses
Twitter is really going to destroy itself to avoid selling to Elon. Fucking lol

>> No.49407580

>>49407564
And that's a good thing

>> No.49407585

>>49407448
OTM butterflies on SPY. If you guess the lucky number thats an easy 10x

>> No.49407595

>>49407564
It was always about destroying twitter.

>> No.49407604

Nasdaq about to lose support

>> No.49407613

>>49407448
SIGA puts. Case numbers are coming in and they're not sustaining exponential growth. Fade monkeepox.

>> No.49407619

>>49407564
fuck twitter, social media has been the worst development of the past 20 years

>> No.49407625

>>49407595
If twitter was really going to sell the. I don’t understand why they wouldn’t just have given him the information. Is there any twitter secret actually worth risking a billion dollars for?

>> No.49407629

Cmon niggers give me some ideas to draw

>> No.49407641
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49407641

>>49407434
End centralized banking
Overturn Citizens United vs. FEC
Bring back the gold standard.
Enact term limits.
No pay for congressmen/senators.
No stock trading for them either.
People over 65 can't hold office.
People who don't pay taxes can't vote.

Simple as. But will never happen.

>> No.49407644
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>>49407619
it's about to get better!

>> No.49407648

>>49406807
Uhmmm, niggers, why did SPY just drop?

>> No.49407650
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49407650

>just buy UONE bro
>hold til Juneteenth bro

>> No.49407652

Do tech stocks like rising yields?
Asking for a friend

>> No.49407657
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49407657

>>49407629
sexy mumu and bobo

>> No.49407662

>>49407434
Well a single step, practical, extremely Jewish (but also racist and sexist) approach is to convert voting rights to a shareholder model.

That would end up making a fairly large difference, all things considered.

>> No.49407664

emma stone

>> No.49407667
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49407667

>>49407625
Anon, never underestimate the intransience of Indian tech support.
>Verification not required.

>> No.49407673

>>49407644
Who the fuck still lives in New York?

>> No.49407674

>>49407564
As long as the powers-that-be wish to keep the bread and circus going, Twitter will never go under.

>> No.49407678

Kek ok.

>> No.49407682
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49407682

i bought UONE shares and earned like 20 bucks profit and sold, then it nosedived. Blacks bought me a burger

>> No.49407683

>>49407648
No, no, the question is: why was it going up?

>> No.49407684
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49407684

>>49407625
That glowniggers run millions of bots on there and how rigged everything on there is, but that's no secret, they just don't want to have to give him proof

>> No.49407687

>>49407629
John Rocker getting cucked by Miko while the namefag bear begs for attention in the background

>> No.49407691

>>49407641
chang would dominate you if it came that far

>> No.49407690

>>49407564
all he's doing is showing how fake twitter really is, how everything is just a construct to push agendas to the masses through social media

but i doubt he's doing it intentionally, he's a retard too

>> No.49407693

>>49407648
Someone needed to raise money to cover their btfo'd 10 year position.

>> No.49407694

>>49407326
kek

>> No.49407703

>>49407683
Because line only go up

>> No.49407711

>>49407650

Ah fuck, they are shutting down the market for juneteenth this year

Noone even heard of that shit two years ago

>> No.49407718

>>49407604
>about

I stopped supported the nasdaq 3 months ago.

>> No.49407720

>>49407684
If they were honest in their intention to sell then he’d find out anyway…if they weren’t going to sell then why sign the fiduciary papers obligating themselves to sell? This is one expensive fuck up

>> No.49407726
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49407726

Pull up

>> No.49407730

>>49407657
10/10

>> No.49407731

>>49407711
Wait the market's closed on Friday?

>> No.49407733

>>49407625
he would use it to lower his offer or get out of the deal entirely combined with a massive reputation blow to twitter being fake
twitter will never willingly admit to large amounts of bots whether you believe it's true or not

>> No.49407737

>>49407711
Ironic it's on the same day as Father's Day. Also check'd

>> No.49407741

>>49407289
Why isn't she /smg/'s mascot? Her greed is perfect for this general.

>> No.49407750
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49407750

>>49407376

>> No.49407758

>>49407733
If they’re going to be so assblasted about musk playing hard ball then why did they play hardball with musk to begin with? The board was the one that tried various tricks to undermine Elon, now they’re whining that musk is playing hardball back

>> No.49407761
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49407761

>>49407726
homophobes btfo

>> No.49407766

>>49407625
I guess advertisers could sue them for lying about how many humans their ads are reaching.

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>>49407731

>> No.49407771
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49407771

>>49407711
>Ah fuck, they are shutting down the market for juneteenth this year

Fuck this gay timeline, can’t even lose money on the market while waiting for society to collapse

>> No.49407773

>>49407472
Chinese stock will 3x fall if/when the west falls.

>> No.49407774
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49407774

just bought $5k siga lets go monke bros

>> No.49407779
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49407779

STOP REDEEMING

>> No.49407783

>>49407761
Hey look the guys that said COVID was worth destroying the economy over have opinion

>> No.49407784
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49407784

US 10 YR YIELD TODAY. O LAWDIE HE COMIN'

>> No.49407788

>>49407720
Yes, but I doubt they really give a fuck about shareholders, just controlling the narrative of the world

>> No.49407791

>>49407770
are we closed the 20th just because niggers can't count?

>> No.49407797
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>>49407741

I don't know, the green haired demon some how won.

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49407803

>>49407741
daisy soxl is already the official /smg/ mascot
for better or worse

>> No.49407806

>>49407711
Juneteenth isn’t even a real holiday. There I said it. Only in a few places like Texas was it even a thing before being forced down everyone’s throat

>> No.49407809
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49407809

So I had calls on a company that merged and now I’m not sure how much these are worth (if anything)

>> No.49407815
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49407815

>>49407774
Eh, might not be the best play.

>> No.49407823
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49407823

Gevo, Inc. (GEVO) is currently at $3.05, down $1.52 or 33.36%

>Would be lowest close since Feb. 23, 2022, when it closed at $3.03

>On pace for largest percent decrease since July 1, 2020, when it fell 39.43%

>Currently down four of the past five days

>Currently down two consecutive days; down 35.75% over this period

>Worst two day stretch since the two days ending July 2, 2020, when it fell 38.2%

>Down 28.84% year-to-date


>Down 65.82% from 52 weeks ago (June 7, 2021), when it closed at $8.91

>Down 66.12% from its 52-week closing high of $8.99 on June 8, 2021

>Traded as low as $3.02; lowest intraday level since May 12, 2022, when it hit $2.92

>Down 33.92% at today's intraday low; largest intraday percent decrease since Aug. 21, 2020, when it fell as much as 36.26%

>> No.49407835

ooooooo?

>> No.49407836

>>49407806
The real question is: do I get the day off for Juneteenth?

>> No.49407840

>>49407784
/longdxy/ gang report in

>>49407823
Why would anyone buy GEVO in the first place?

>> No.49407848
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49407848

Wtf short trading week? Get fucked

>> No.49407853

>>49407815
when was the last time ebola was in 45 countries

>> No.49407856

>>49407809
Yea, I hate when that happens

>> No.49407858

>>49407815
Graph literally continues going vertical after latest update

>> No.49407874

>>49407682
VA gov going We Are Going to Crush This into Dust last week was a pretty hard sell signal yeah

>> No.49407902

>>49407853
History doesn't repeat, it rhymes.

>>49407858
Is there a better source to watch than BNO? Because I'm willing to believe it can keep going or plateau, but if both Saturday and Sunday are accurate numbers and are lower than last weekend...

>> No.49407904

>>49406840
Up 1270% ytd
Best year ever.

>> No.49407911

>Exclusive: Putin Treated for Cancer in April, U.S. Intelligence Report Says

is this bullish or bearish?


also those who insulted me when i said he was sick can suck my big monkepoz cock

>> No.49407923
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49407923

Anyone here hold BHP?
What are you doing with your free WDS shares?

>> No.49407926

>>49407911
>US intelligence report says
I’m going to need some better evidence or this goes directly in the trash

>> No.49407944

>>49407534
Maybe shares or calls on KOLD instead or do a spread on boil

>> No.49407956

>>49407856
But how? the call is still ITM.

>> No.49407957
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49407957

>>49407902

>> No.49407958

>>49407911
The same folks who said Kabul wouldn't fall and Kieyeyiv would? Shit, Putin's balls contain the cure for cancer. Short LABU.

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49407962

Good evening /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

>> No.49407965
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49407965

UONE dumping...

>> No.49407966

>>49407911
>>Exclusive:
stopped reading here

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49407971

>bought back UONE at 7.90

>> No.49407974

>>49407965
OH NO NIGGER CASINO BROS WHAT HAPPENED

>> No.49407978

>>49407926
its been talked about for awhile. he also had like 35 visits to a hospital in the last 4 years thats focused on sanser among other things.

>> No.49407997

>>49407956
It looks like it was a 4 to 1 reverse split though or something like that so each option you gotta 4x it or lookup how they merged

>> No.49408002

>>49407966

>here

started reading there myself

>> No.49408015
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49408015

>6/6/2022 dip

>> No.49408017

>>49407218
The federal government has become blatantly, wholly illegitimate.

>> No.49408019

Cam on SPY, FIGHT

>> No.49408020
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49408020

>SOXL

>> No.49408027

>>49407770
Fucking hilarious

>> No.49408030

>>49407978
I don’t believe a word of “US intelligence reports” ever again. They lied their asses off to me and the whole world about Iraq. Lied to our fucking faces. Lied to everyone who would listen. I’m done. I’m out. Not believing a fucking word they say again. I need actual hard evidence, with the ways and means of obtaining it fully explained. Including names of sources. Or I’m done. I don’t believe them.

>> No.49408039

>>49407971
Kek look again

>> No.49408058

>>49407662
So like singapore

>> No.49408062
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49408062

>>49407971
buddy

>> No.49408063

>>49408030
But I bet you believe they put men on the moon

>> No.49408065

>>49407957
Thanks. Looks like they're in rough agreement on raw case count but that's got better visuals. I just wouldn't be surprised if today's number clocks in at or below 125 when all's said and done.

>> No.49408076
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49408076

>SIGA
and thus a new generation of bagholders was born

>> No.49408089
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49408089

Big ecb meeting Thursday.

>> No.49408106

>>49408063
They did and they’re putting black women on the moon too

>> No.49408114
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49408114

Is pride bullish or bearish?

>> No.49408116

UK starting to panic about the monkey

>> No.49408125

>>49408058
Maybe? Basically you'd want to give people the ability to sell off their voting rights same as shares of stock. "One person, one vote" is perhaps the dumbest possible approach to democracy.

>>49408063
No, an organization of white men led by Nazis did.

>> No.49408127

>>49408063
We have moon rocks they brought back. You can use telescopes to see where the now sun bleached American flag was planted. You can use telescopes to see the tracks left behind on the surface. There is a mirror there you could send lasers toward and see the time to return exactly lined up with the distance between earth and moon, among other things.

I don’t need their word for it. I have evidence.

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still holding 1 call, but looks like the fun is over

>> No.49408157
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49408157

>>49408114
it's just like when they were saying go to the chinese new year celebrations in early 2020

>> No.49408166

>>49408089
italy will get heemed

>> No.49408172

>>49408114
>insist
Nice propaganda

>> No.49408191

WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49408192
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49408192

>>49408039
>>49408062

i will slurp more

>> No.49408196

>>49408127
You are a lying imbecile

>> No.49408199
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49408199

>>49408089
>mio

>> No.49408209
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49408209

CONFESS who slurped this morning?

>> No.49408213

I saw a childrens book at the store last night called “The Night Before Pride”.

>> No.49408216

>>49408076
>Stayvon we found SIGA shares in your apartment

>> No.49408220

>>49408196
I bet you think the earth is flat too don't you schizo

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49408221

BUDDY BUDDY LOOK AT AMD COMPUTER

>> No.49408224
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49408224

I bought 1k SIGA shares at 11.40

>> No.49408231

>>49408089
>multiple nations under one monetary policy suddenly find their preferred policy is mutually exclusive
Wow who could have ever realized a monetary union without political union was an issue?

>> No.49408242

>>49408196
And you are a Maori sperg who actively reduces the quality of this already shit general.

>> No.49408244

>>49408114
>american governors insist chinese new years events go on despite nCoV concerns

>> No.49408264

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49408266
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49408266

I go take a shower, and I come back to this travesty. What the FUCK did you guys do?

>> No.49408268

STOP THE COUNT

>> No.49408271
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49408271

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED??

>> No.49408274

why did we dumped this morning?

>> No.49408273
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49408273

>SPY
>US10YR
>NDX
>AMD

>> No.49408276

>maoris ruined Boba Fett, now they ruined /smg/

>> No.49408284

yes nasdump go down.. go to red pls

>> No.49408290

>>49408127
>now sun-bleached
Stop lying, it was always the french flag up there

>> No.49408291

Oh, its over over isn't it?

>> No.49408293

>>49408157
Or St. Floyd protests during the summer of 2020

>> No.49408295
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49408295

Oops I did it again

>> No.49408298

Any news today? I'm just holding my shorts and chilling. Was kind of hoping for a stronger rally to buy more puts though

>> No.49408301
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49408301

>>49407657

>> No.49408304

>>49408274
too many posts insulting bobo

>> No.49408308

>>49408231
>political union
The EU, for all intents and purposes, might as well be.

>> No.49408310
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49408310

>>49408196
Does math and physics always lie when it returns an answer you don’t like?

Well the original point was I’m not believing an “intelligence report” without evidence. I have evidence for the moon landings

>> No.49408318
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49408318

oat sisters...

>> No.49408327

This reminds me of when we used to go to the June Tenth parades as a kid.

>> No.49408328
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>>49408266
Nasd-ACK!

>> No.49408343
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49408343

Fuggin phone

>> No.49408344

>>49408310
Only visible from a lunar orbiting satellite. Not from earth or even Hubble.

>> No.49408346

>>49408310
This looks shopped to me.

>> No.49408349

I GOT SCAMMED BY A BUNCH OF SIGGER MONKEYS?

>> No.49408350
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49408350

Fr though why is Nig One dumping so hard?

>> No.49408352

>>49408295
Oh bobo, bobo

>> No.49408354
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49408354

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49408367

>>49408244
>Philadelphia city officials encourage citizens to attend the city parade in 1918

>> No.49408368
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49408368

It's STILL dumping. FUCK. I am getting destroyed here, folks.

>> No.49408370

>>49408301
lol nice

>> No.49408371
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49408371

>>49408310
Anon, at this point I don't believe them because I don't want too.

>> No.49408376
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49408376

WHEN YOU'RE READY
>>49408362
>>49408362
>>49408362

>> No.49408379

Lamo what the fuck where are all the SIGA posters their stock is going down

>> No.49408383
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49408383

WHY ARE WE DUMPING!!???

>> No.49408421

>>49408367
It's all so tiresome

>> No.49408444
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49408444

>>49406968

>> No.49408450

>>49408301
Kek

>> No.49408452
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49408452

>>49408383

>> No.49408456

UONE just rugged -40% lmao

>> No.49408472
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49408472

>>49407434
Get rid of womens rights, bring back cunny rights

>> No.49408476

>>49408346
You’re right. The American government secretly covered up a fake landing from the Soviet’s who were in many ways equals to even superior in their space tech. The Soviet’s didn’t use their vast spy and sympathizer network to find anything out. Since after all the Soviet’s would have ever thought the Americans could ever lie. And catching them in this huge if a lie wouldn’t have humiliated their greatest rival. Nope. It was esoteric film making choices that let us all in a massive secret because nobody in the dozens of people required to fake the landing would have ever blabbed. People are really good at keeping secrets

>> No.49408508

>>49408114
buy SIGA?

>> No.49408510

>>49408444
That's pretty good kek.

>> No.49408585
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49408585

>>49408508
Why, yes I am. How could you tell?

>> No.49408950

>>49408472
u cant get just trace over some gravure model then paste a 2D face on it

this still stinks so much of some 3D pig

>> No.49409756

>>49407341
Green energy leads to subpar output which causes higher energy prices, which leads to more oil import ergo higher prices