/biz/ - Business & Finance

FIRST FOR DEANNA

first for fuck joe biden

*ahem*
Fuck amazon and fuck siga

2 minutes

Good luck today, gentlemen.

Henlo?

First for Deanna pls be in london

First for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Shit bros this green

>>49405088
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WTF

otc trading is available on webull now

Anyway, you guys ready for some stocks?

>>49405115

>>49405112
no, thanks!

Wtfwt

*ahem*
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

thoughts?

>Amazon stock splitting before the final bull trap before the hard crash

Touche, Mr. Bezos

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

what the fuck was that...

is there a pure natural gas ETF, like USO for oil? something that invests in futures

i want the anon in the last thread who doxxed himself to know that i took a screenshot.
have a good day.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ooooooo that gap up

Green

>>49405172
BOIL. trades like a shitcoin though.

STOP PUMPING

>>49405146
>otc trading is available on webull now
wtf nice

IM GETTING FOMO ON AMAZON

>>49405209
Don't do it.

>>49405161

Poor sector diversifation, poor geographial diversification and poor factor diversification.
Score: 0 / 3

A BART SIMPSON JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>he fell for the bulltrap,again

NO NO NO

>>49405199

>>49405172
Boil?

that was the actual oil top

its all down from here

DRIP
R
I
P

>>49405209
just wait for the afternoon dump

>>49405088
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUU7b-g5Dlk

>>49405220
>nigger not banned

>>49405226

methinks NEGG is starting to get squeezed

Thinking about buying some TMF or TLT calls. Thoughts?

>>49405243
im sure it is but it is omitted in the meme to spread on normie social medias i didnt make it though

>>49405259
If you think rates will keep rising, you better not.

>>49405243
based bezos

Bros, chink etfs are up almost 4%

>>49405271
look at DIDI

>SIGA dumping like a motherfucker
SIGA DEEZ NUTZ PAJEETS

SIGA bros.... It's over

PUSH IT

Alright guys I'm very happy with this trade. Placed this order 3 seconds before Market Close on Friday and sold all of it at Market Open Today.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Lmao at SIGA it's over

>>49405271
Check out CWEB and YINN

>>49405194
>>49405225
it doesnt look like BOIL does a good job of tracking natural gas. USO does a good job of tracking oil spot

SIGAcallstard live suicide on twitch please

>SIGA

bahahahaha, siga-anon, i....

What are we buying today?

>>49405310
leveraged commodity ETFs typically suck balls at tracking

what the fuck is it turning into a red day

STOP SELLING

>>49405264
I'm only thinking about it as a quick swing. 3% seems to be the magic number for now. Maybe 3.25% is another key level but the downside is rather small here

Twitter deal cancelled, DWAC fucking mooning.

I lost 200 off Robinhood but could be worse, could have bought SIGA

>SOXL pumps 5% PM
>dumps on open
Why though

>>49405339
It's nearly entirely directed by rate increases. As soon as rates go up, the yield on long-terms will also go up and thus your TMF or TLT will doomp.
It's up to you if you want to pinch those pennies in front of the lawnmower.

Im gonna need annuza 70B.

>>49405341
Twitter will drag Musk to court and force him to buy it before that happens

>>49405330
Gin or brandy

SIGA ANON IS DOWN TO 56000 OUT OF 98000 I REPEAT 56000 OUT OF 98000

>O I L

im about to fall for the amazon trap

>>49405242
i'm a kraut and it took me 3 minutes of passive listening to realize that the song is in fact in german
christ

>>49405355
because nasdump?

>>49405357
I'm long TMV and TYO already but I want to play bounces

>>49405336
oh its leveraged, thats the problem. i need unleveraged. i found UNG which looks right

>>49405377
Wait for it to dump at least

>>49405220
>TOT
UUUOOOOOOOOHHH

Oil?

>>49405362
>Twitter will drag Musk to court and force him to buy it before that happens

Can't do that if the terms of the contract are fraudulent :^)

Hey guys, i've been sleeping on a lot of cash, i was planning on anticipating some Capital accumulation plan rates, do you reckon it is time or the market will keep going down?

>>49405391
it's already going back up

>>49405406
Which Musk will have to prove in a court of law

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49405363
Wtf I just bought gin and brandy on Saturday.

>Nothing Personal Kid

siga niggas

>>49405424
which will be really hard right, retard? Have you ever used twitter? Is just bots, like a fucking GME thread or crypto shit here.

WAIT FOR THE RETAIL LIQUIDITY TO DIE DOWN

do we still care about ukraine? what's the latest update on zelensky's war?

>market gaps up
>sell at open
>market gaps down
>buy at open
Could it really be that easy?

>>49405400
Oil bros

Who slurping that /SIGA/ dip????

siga niga still feelin good about yoloing your life savings on calls

>>49405430
Yes,we did

>>49405455
heavier weapons will be used by the russians in short order which will cause ukraine to use heavier weapons will cause russia to further escalate. russia most likely has these heavy weapons in place already, so this week should be fun for them over there

>>49405455
>Do we care
No
>Latest update
He's still losing

>>49405423
Wait for the lunchtime dump

>>49405219
>he will keep falling for the bulltraps all the way to 500

i bought SLV puts

Buying my fattest divvy stock again today. Winning is easy.

bear markets are fucking great bros holy shit, such nice prices on everything

Told you guys SIGA was a poojeet pnd.

>>49405424
>musk proves that 50% of Twitter users are bots
>Twitter shares drop 60%, advertisers flee
>musk leaves the table
>trump steps in with truth social and takes over the internet

Change my mind.

>>49405499
Swing Traders are Kings in Bear Markets

>>49405499
It really is that easy.

>>49405204
i don't know what to buy now. i'm in a literal candy store.

>>49405512
nobody gives a shit about trumps twitter clone
also

>>49405545
cant believe 4 trannies still suck his dick lmao

>>49405522
>small caps in their entirety at weekly/monthly lows and starting to curl up; some even below a dollar despite being at double digits just 6m ago
>megacaps getting cheaper making long-term accumulation and holding much more appealing
i love it

>>49405445
the threshold for material change needed to call off a merger is really high, iirc last case where it was done was like 60% fewer customers than expected. twitter's bots aren't anywhere near that number
it also doesn't help Musk's case that he refused to do due diligence
not that it matters, he's only bargaining in order to reduce the price with recent index drops, and will stop bargaining if this pump continues

>>49405555
Checked

EBET up and down. Shorty gonna get squeezed.

>>49405512
Social media is fucking gay.

>>49405482
They're already bombing cities to the ground, using thermobaric rocket artillary and showing off their C&C:Generals hypersonic missile superweapon. They're already using the biggest conventional weapons they have, the next step would be nukes.

RIP Siganon

>>49405498
Mine are all green today. Gonna have to wait for a dip to slurp it seems.

UOHHHH I BELIEVE IN SIGA
20 DOLLARS EOW

don't check TLT

>SPY crabbing between 2 gaps during CPI week
Lamo

>>49405585
RIP Who?

I DID IT ALL FOR THE DIVVIES
(COME ON)
THE DIVVIES

all my positions are red...

go on without me bros. ill take a rest here

>>49405618
>up 4% since the moment the market opened
feels good

>>49405585
A local retard here bought 98k worth of calls on a penny stock that already blew it's load.

BUDDY LOOK AT GEVO

>>49405564
Deal included a 1 billion dollar cancelation fee. Elon can leave just because he wants to if he pays 1 billi

>>49405579
>>49405482
The Russians are already using everything they have. The most likely scenario currently is a renewed offensive into Northern Ukraine and destroying all of the administrative buildings in Kiev.

>>49405599

>>49405587
I got lucky with my fatty. One (( ANALyst) downgraded them. The others still say buy. Thanks for the dip algorithm trading.

>>49405618
CPI report is coming this week and QT is coming next week.

>The Russians are already using everything they have.

>share price doesn’t matter, only cases
>buy shares, low float heavily manipulated, long golf, virus has long incubation period
>anon goes all in on options

Many such cases.
I’m in with 715 shares at 10.90

>>49405564
>the threshold for material change needed to call off a merger is really high, iirc last case where it was done was like 60% fewer customers than expected. twitter's bots aren't anywhere near that number

The amount of cope in this post is off the charts lol. Twitter is fucking finished dude.

>>49405610

>>49405564
>>49405651
What he really has to worry about is that he probably violated nda

>>49405677
*low float

We also passed 1k cases, nearing 1.2k today

>>49405651
no, he cannot
it is up to twitter to choose whether they want the fee or specific performance, and unless the board is really incompetent, they will choose to go for specific performance
the fee in practice is irrelevant and only there for the case where the funding completely falls apart (making specific performance impossible)

Well I'm up 8% today. Time for bed. See you anons tomorrow.

Rocker next time you run out of paper just use some of that pile of boxes you have on the floor. You should get used to writing on cardboard anyway.

>>49405685
i dont give a shit about twitter, i only care that somebody is wrong about delaware law on the internet

>>49405472
what stocks does he own?

>>49405717
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>49405677
What is a make it stack for SIGA shares?

>>49405677
Hey Monkey, wanna go for a wild ride with the crew?

what does cramer think about amazon

>>49405748
-50000

>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49405668
This right here I scored some fat divies in the past because of this. Kicking myself a bit for not loading up on T more then I did while it was sub 20 but live and learn.

Nancy bought calls on apple and Microsoft

>>49405756
This is important.

>>49405629
nice. wish i could make money on the market too

>>49405670
thanks i needed some hopium cos the bags are getting heavy

>>49405782
She is absolutely perfect.

>>49405782
Zuckerberg looks weird in this

it's our time soon

>>49405791
>nice. wish i could make money on the market too
just don't rush it, take things easy and buy things that you believe in and are happy to hold, build a long-term portfolio for your majority and then keep a portion for chasing gains and risk

What in the actual fuck is wrong with this market lmao
>biblical rip higher premarket
>squeaks slightly higher on open
>immediately takes a fat, body-convulsing shit
>rips higher even harder
>all within 30 minutes of open
Absolute ass cancer

>>49405797

Line go up this week?

>>49405794
I could save her.

>>4940575
Roger starting a Special Shorting Operation now

LGTSS

>oilchuds

quit destroying the environment you freaks!

CEO of EBET is in Canada today. He will be keynote speaker at the SiGMA Americas conference. Absolute Sigma.

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?
>BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?
>BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?
>BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?
>BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?
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BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?
>BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?

AMZN is +20% since its low

>Oil prices edged lower early on Monday after earlier rising above US$120 per barrel after Saudi Arabia hiked the premium it charges for exports to Asian customers, indicating strong demand from the importers as China lifts lockdowns on Shanghai and other centers.
Why would oil go down on this? Are traders thinking the Asians will buy less because of the increase?

Anyone got TA on the SPY? Any memelines and long term trends to look at?

>>49405759
Beginning a Special Shorting Operation now AG0yd

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>>49405846
>ARKK +2.6%
>TQQQ +6%
>SOXL +6%
Go on without me.

AAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PELOSI BOUGHT TECH CALLS

>>49405862
all financial "news" and "headlines" are fake and gay

I got a good paying job, how much money should I leave in the bank?
I'm thinking 6 months of expenses in the bank and invest everything else

>>49405881
How far out? Which tickers? I need information on the money demon!

>>49405863
418 upper channel, 405 close the gap

>>49405916
That's what boomer financial planners say, 6-9 months of emergency expenses

>>49405873
Based retard

>>49405922
Apple and Microsoft for 2023. As soon as I saw her form everything pooomped

>>49405916
2 months of expenses in the bank, 4 months of expenses in PDBC - its basically in the bank, just a better interest rate.

>>49405881
>>49405922
it's too late, she probably already sold them

>>49405881
Based it's over for Bobo. Pelosi back in town.

kinda boring day ngl

>>49405916
No. You should be nigger rich and spend it all on payday and live check to check, but always got brand new shoes and nice rented furniture

Nothing is happening, this is the most boring market I’ve ever seen

>>49405815
Nonstop zogpumping to prevent a 20 year bubble popping that would bankrupt every single hedgefund and real estate investor.

>>49405812
yeah part of my problem is all my money is going to vacations and summer stuff now. so i dont have money to make new bets regurlaly. so im just holding a few longs..

the thing that is red is my dead man switch so if i market is kill it will moon.

>>49405981
for me it's the BMW/Audi but living in the shittiest apartments in town

>While YOU'RE at home swing trading and buying leveraged etf's THIS MOTHERFUCKER is doubling his net worth with one easy trick!

>Click here to find out how!

>>49405999
kek

>>49405862
They’re taking profits and driving it lower to get cheapies

>>49406005
I thought he halved his net worth on one easy trick

>>49405708
Wanted to prove you wrong but honestly was just saying that cause it seemed right. I looked it up your right. Still there are a lot of bots on Twitter.

>>49406005
TL;DR?

only red position is SIGA. lmao.

>>49406038
>"people" on /biz/ are shilling the worst shittiest scam stock

i'd honestly be more surprised if it was the opposite

>>49405935
So 418 highest and we are going to dip regardless?

>>49405999
>buy the newest shoes
>on welfare

>>49405951
cope

These mumus are getting cocky,in a bear market.
We all know what happens next.

give me your top 3 favourite market related books??

>>49406166
skoal

>>49406166
i'm a mumu so how can it be cope?
it's called reality pal-arino

I'm up 42% today.

>>49405815
>babies first look at opening

1. FTSE has been out for two days
2. Overnight buyers and sellers cause rapid price fluctuations at open
3. Above is exacerbated by algos into large swings

that's it
I'm buying into jeff bezos wild ride now

Speach is speechin
EBET

>>49406184
Infinite Jest, Lolita, the Holy Bible

>>49406193
>i'm a mumu

>>49406184
http://www.traders-library.com/Trading%20Books/
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1x39FWrPO0wWnq9RkTFf_ax8LtlyPc_zq
enjoy

>>49406216
Why is that grape drawn as an ass?

my bear sirrr... why. u said that we are in bear but it market does not show that ??? i am losing so much money ...

>tell people monkey is spreading
>give DD
>warn people that it’s heavily shorted, expect extreme manipulation
>obvious next pandemic or major STD crisis soon
>only case numbers matter

>”WHY ISNT IT AT 14 TODAY”

I feel like I want to die after reading about the anon with his life savings in calls. I thought I made it clear that this hold could take months upon months, the pox has a long incubation period.

I feel sick, an anon might die. Ughhhhh fuck.

>Lights cig
yeah I think i'm back

>>49406261
I have some mid-September calls, 22.5 strike, will I make it?

>>49406179
anon it’s been going down since the 19th, that’s 4 weeks ago this Thursday

I’m unironically starting to get nervous

>>49406277
Damn, what you buy for $3 that went to that?

>>49406295
I literally told people to buy shares, is a 10-20x too little?

>>49406303
just my cash, got a divvy :^)

>>49406240
Because in toronto, putting your penis in another man's ass is considered a polite greeting.

>>49406261
All of that sounds like a great idea and all but you do know Rocker bought it right? It's over.

>>49406325
Now buy 10 dirt cheap spy butterfly spreads for max pain on the triple witching on June 17 with that Benjamin you got

bought labu at 6.39...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOUtsybozjg

Buy SARK on the way down, their new oil wells are literally printing money. The cash flow is insane and the market can’t ignore them for too long.

>that volume on amzn

you know those retailers are about to get REKT

>>49406344
But what about the broken infinity symbol and the soccer ball star and the others?

im about to go all in on amazon

>>49405172
I did UNG

What the fuck is going on with natgas again? +7.77% again in a single day, but the market is real and heterosexual?

>>49406317
I have far more in shares than I do in options, but also holding mid-July OTM and mid September OTM. Wondering about converting the options to shares. Or maybe just selling the options.or just holding. Not sure what to do at this point.

>>49406388
But cheap calls mean they can now get the old gamma squeeze.

Just like SARK

Guys did you see the 10y yield above 3%? Will the market orgasm if it settles there?

Can this market just crash already and get it over with?

They didn't buy spy puts,,,,

I tried to scalp the mm scalper Jews, but the scalper Jews scalped me

>>49406401
Nat gas seems to pump like this when commodities take a shit. It's weird.

>>49406433
I bought a lot but…
>>49406299

>>49406433
The bear market rally is still on. I will start buying puts with both hands if we go to 4300, but until then I just watch the insanity.

>>49406261
Blood is on your hands for shilling that garbage.

>>49406433
I bought XOM puts.

>>49406433
>6/3/22
The market gapped up tho lol

WTF is VIXes problem?

>>49406464
Ok kike

>>49406475
Why? Expiry?

>bought AMZN at 3000
>now it's at 127

SIGA CHEAPIES LFG

>>49406387
>SARK
>oil
What is going on?

>>49406482
Still made 500 bucks on Friday on puts.

>>49406515
do kwon'd

>>49406508
>Why?
because I think their stock is going to go down.

>Expiry?
6/17

And just like that, nothing has really happened

>>49406530
i made 3900 on calls

>>49406504
OK murderer.

>>49406515
>have 20X shares
Ok, the joke's old already.

Both SIGA and SIDU down

>>49406261
Anon thats his fault. You did not offer financial advice. He did not do his own research. He invested all in and bought short dated calls and used money he couldnt afford to lose
The markets dont care about emotion.

bloomberg coverage picking up
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-06-06/more-than-300-monkeypix-cases-now-recorded-in-the-uk#xj4y7vzkg
>June 6, 2022, 9:48 AM
https://archive .ph/VgAOo
in the bloomberg link fix monkeypix to the correct word (can't put it here due to the crypto scam that used the word)

>>49406545
My profits are better though, I short the jew run fag homo tranny children making usa,

Nature is healing

Pox monkey

28 Days Later
>4 more weeks

>>49406590
not if you're in russia or china it isn't

I hate democrats so fucking much its unreal

>>49406261
is the SIGA antiviral an experimental thing or is it fully approved for a non-gaypox use case?

>SPY crabbing between 2 gaps
ya love to see this stupid shit

china invades taiwan
what's the first stock you buy?

>>49406627
Tell me about the gaps. Why do the bots autistically recognize them?

>>49406642
baba

>>49406616
Yes, it’s also effective against smallpox

>>49406627
Gollum?

>>49406642
LMT

>>49406642
nothing, DUMP everything and move to cash

>>49406627
Here's Sanna meeting at Bilderberg last week. She also came to NYC this weekend to visit Blackrock executives.

It's literally over. Short everything.

>>49406642
soxl

WE NEED TO FORCE EVERYONE TO GET 3 OR 4 POX MONKEY VACCINES THAT WONT STOP INFECTIONS JUST FORCE THEM ANYWAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49406601
Yes.

>>49406668
>Sanna
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>49406642
If China ever invades Taiwan, things are going to be fucked for the foreseeable future. I'd liquidate everything.

Our cue to get out of the stock market is when the 10-year yield starts to spike multiple days in a row, correct?

>>49406646
>Ah you think autism is your ally? You merely adopted the autism. Bots were born in it, molded by it.

>>49406627
That's one of those chicks whose thumb(s) you have up your butthole on the first date.

>>49406676
>

>>49406642
Intel, lockheed, gold, cash.

>>49406693
Bots are created by autism.

Dollar cost average into VTSAX. This is not financial advice.

>>49406702

Dropped 15k on siga @ 11.00. Smg is always wrong kek. Lets fcking go pajeets

I feel like gambling stockbros. Shill me something to throw $200 at and we'll see if it sticks.

Has the SIGA calls retard posted yet today? I just woke up

>>49406693
bots seem pretty based sometimes

>>49406700
Uh can I get it the other way around?

>>49406738
>smg is always wrong

>>49406737

>>49406745
SNDL, you can constantly flip it after a day or two when it goes up a couple cent. Or if you feel like waiting 6 or so months, wait to see if it pumps to a dollar with their supposed buyback.

>>49406759
>drawfag
DRAW ME THIS ONE, PLS!! DO IT!

New
>>49406807
>>49406807
>>49406807

>>49406767
In a year or two we may see this exact meme, just change COVID to pox monkey

>>49406755
Not on the first date.
Better learn to like it.

>>49406692
Yes.

>>49405639
This hurts me

>>49406811
Give me like a dollar or so in crypto and I'll do it.

>>49406717
The real buy-and-hold, broad market move is DCAing into UPRO or SPXL. This is only financial advice if you're not one of those pussies who avoids volatility.

>>49406814
IKR, might as well profit off the goyium though.

>>49406708
>>49406658
>longing LMT
>right as 20k Chink spies start subversively undermining everything
Can't fulfill contracts if Yang just wiped every hard drive.

>>49405512
>>trump steps in with truth social and takes over the internet
I like Trump too, but this seems unlikely. Personally I'm hoping for something more along the lines of "Normies finally realize that they are in fact normies and all commit a mass re-enactment of Jonestown or maybe just stop using social media every five fucking seconds"