/biz/ - Business & Finance

Niggers

regardless of what happens, i will hold the full 1400 contracts into exp. siga will hit $20 this week and $40 next week CHECK THESE FUCKING DIGITS 33 FOR 3000%

CPI will hit double digits over the summer

Bull bros, we will heem bobo this week

reminder that QT starts this month

Oil to 150
Uranium to 300
CPI inflation to 6

Big week ahead of us UONE gang, you guys have sell targets?

MPox cases just hit 1000 SIGAnigas.

>>49400858
>CPI inflation to 6
no, look at what gas prices are doing

Are euro markets an obvious short ? They seem fairly high compared to their ath despite the huge inflation which Will soon be worse than the us inflation and the ECB being even more retarded than the FED

>>49400846
No such thing as good news or bad news in a clown market

>>49400831
CHRCKED

Why when the markets open do you sometimes get a really big spike up in the price of a stock then moments later it dumps right back down again? I see it all the time all happens within like 5-10 minutes of open

SIGA 20 DORRAH

>>49400919
I have been shorting the yurozone since March and I got wrecked pretty consistently, because they have not really crashed in nominal terms yet. I still hope there will be a big correction once the ECB starts their own tightening cycle.

I remember that last year there was a lot of talk about whether the inevitable crash will be in real or nominal terms. So far it seems that the US had their nominal crash while the Yuros are slowly bleeding out in real terms. Check the EUR/USD. There are a few other reasons why the Euro markets seem to behave much less volatile than the US. One of those might be that they are not as tech heavy, e.g. check the Germany top 40.

My point is betting on a nominal crash is risky, especially because the ECB is moving their rate hike at a glacial pace.

>>49401002
Special interest groups that the fed deems worthy of creating capital are allowed early access because of their ability to predict the market accurately due to their early access to the market
Eg. Jews

what was that
no really what was that

Oh shit. Is it happening?

OK FRENS

WILL AMAZON DUMP HARD ON STOCK SPLIT AND KEEP FREE FALLING FOREVER?

>>49401155
Jews my friend

>>49401171
>>49401155
It’s the melt up! Watch and learn!

Bobo
I just want to talk

yeah...im thinking we're back...

BOBO LOOK AT BITCOIN COMPUTER

>>49401321
Sunday evening scampump, same as last week.
bobocookingnapalm.png

>>49401260
>>49401293
Fed is dumping today let's pump their bags
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49400919
your understanding of eurozone inflation will get you heemed

Buddy look at SARK Pipelines

we fr finna pump? SPY at 415 already

>>49400919

WE POOMPING

im going to be so obnoxious to bobo tomorrow

Today, my sisters. Today is the day I'll breakeven my soxls bags. It's been a longggggg time, ladys.

so ummm... I laughed at the boomers hoarding food but since its pretty obvious that they are planning the next crisis to be a "food crisis", would now be a good idea to stack up on food now?

>>49400893
energy should be removed from inflation data because the fed can't fix it

SIGAtrannies we are above $12 premarket

CHECK THESE DIGITS 3000% ON MY SIGA CALLS

>>49401426
You haven’t bought your 50 pounds of whey protein yet?

>>49401426
Problem is that those hoarding food weight around 300 pounds

>>49401426
https://thesurvivalmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/LDS-Preparedness-Manual.pdf
The advice is all gold.
I just drank a bottle of mead I didn't sterilize from a year ago. If I'm not dead in two days it was worth it!

bros I was shorting Tesla and it's up ~4% after hours... ITS GOING BACK DOWN RIGHT?

>>49401487
cut your losses and go all in on SIGA calls at open bro. guaranteed 3000% CHECKEM

>>49401487
lmao he rly listened to bobo
you finna be heemed

>>49401487
>I was shorting Tesla
they never learn. sure, its over valued, but the risk reward of shorting something so unreasonable is simply too high to be rational. Elon could tweet something and get your shit pushed in..

>>49401498
munkey pox company?

>>49401533
yea bro. i think its gonna do a 3000% so i bought calls. 6/17 which may be a bit too degen, maybe buy august expiries

>>49401487
>buy tsla puts your imbecile the post
Listening to nigger bobos, you deserve bankruptcy

>>49401476
I’m not reading all that Morman shit

>>49401561
Than you are an idiot.

>>49401571
then*

also check these digits SIGA $20 today :)

>>49401589
I intended to say Than. I was treating the y as a vowel.

>>49401598
>I intended to be wrong
what did he mean by this?

>>49401598
and these digits are an apostraphe. they signify the apostraphe in the 3,000% im gonna get on the siga calls i bought on fridayl

why the FUCK would SIGA go up even 100%?
this monkey poo shit isnt even a real problem

are you guys really this retarded?

What do I buy tomorrow /smg/?
I'm too lazy to make my own financial decisions to I'd rather let retards on a Chilean coffee tasting forum do it for me

Also general question:
Do you think the economy is going to completely shit itself in 6-12 months Y/N?

>>49401661
buy oil

>>49401661
Y

This bubble is too big to just deflate away naturally

>>49401649
>are you guys really this retarded?
a guy here bought 100k$ of calls

>>49401619
He’s a Morman, after all

>>49401598
Than is used for comparisons
>He is taller THAN him
Then is used for ordering events
>I went to the store, THEN I bought coffee, THEN I went home

Good luck, ESL-kun!

>>49401661
ESN. Hold for 15-30 days. Take profit and bail.

>>49401661
Buy SARK on the way down, their new oil wells are literally printing money. The cash flow is insane and the market can’t ignore them for too long.

>>49401677
he's a faggot

>>49401683
Merci.

>>49401598
Kawai ESL chan

twitter.com/coldhealing/status/1533093790503821315

How do I get a bullshit, fake job that probably pays several times what I make now?

>>49401724
you can thank mckinsey for that btw: https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/02/how-mckinsey-destroyed-middle-class/605878/

>>49401724
>>49401795
>need 5 layers of middle managers (each making 6 figures) to tell the code monkeys what to work on next

>>49401444
It doesn't matter: it drives inflation for everything elss.

>>49401831
the issue isn't with middle management per se, but management that consists entirely of dedicated managers that never worked the jobs that they are managing

You okay bobro's? I told you that bear market pump was coming

>>49401936
futes are fake and gay

>>49401831
Tech managers dont get paid more than code monkeys

can bobos ever recover?

time to buy back in?

>>49402073
I cant short or buy put options what do

Yo if you are looking for penny stock look into hmbl. They are at a bottomed out price now after share dilution and a reverse split. They just came out with a search engine search3.com and they have an app too. The products are rough rn frfr but you can see where they are going. They also havr some revenue from subsidiaries. Do your own research I guess just don't say nobody told you about them.

>>49401672
any specific tickers for oil?

HAIL OIL
HAIL VICTORY

https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2022/06/03/wright-county-egg-farm-fire/
WTFWT

>3x crude oil daily short $0.69

whats the chance this will survive till oil crashes down ?

>>49402182
glowies hard at work to make the food crisis real.

>>49402082
How are they going to recover? Theyre at 10 cents a share after being taken to the cleaners by a class action law suit. Whats to say they will EVER recover? Yeah it seems like a great deal but, it obviously wont be worth it if it only stays at 10 cents or less.

>>49402081
Buy commons.

>>49402139
OXY, DVN, EGY, HUSA, MARPS

>>49402182
>This means, on average, that the U.S. produces over 31 million eggs a day.
>the fourth-generation family farm sells more than three million eggs a day to some of the nation’s largest retailers

>>49402256
The filing of the lawsuit is actually really recent. The stock price barely moved as a result that's why I think it's bottomed. If you look at the sheer amount of pump and dump over the last year for this stock a lawsuit was inevitable. Legally speaking they are very buttoned up though. Disclaimers on literally everything and a good legal team guides their approach. You can decide for yourself on that though.

Potential catalysts are
1. Potential listing to nasdaq. (S1 filed waiting on sec review)
2. Incoming revenue from ticket sales subsidiary should be good after quiet period is over.

I'm in it because I like the progress they make though and initial share dilution seems to be out of the way. It's a long term hold for me just bought at .09.

>>49400810
>stagflation is at this point inevitable
>fed is dumping
>people are losing life savings due to inflation
>consumption at historic lows
>the entire system could collapse
>musk thinks their is going to be a market crash and is firing people
SO WHY ARE WE PUMPING

>>49402438
because musk said he isn't firing people anymore

>>49402438
i guess its prolonged bull trap. the direction is down

>>49402438
we are waiting for your capitulation bobo

>>49402438
Take a look at the Amazon split happening. Even knowing that their stock prices will plummet down to rock bottom and make the split seem worthless.

Normies are just that fucking stupid.

>>49401795
That seems to describe something slightly different though. The article talks about how large sections of middle management were eliminated on the advice of consulting firms like McKinsey -- meaning people in the company having little/no management experience, which leads to mainly former McKinsey consultants taking management positions. This new management elite has, of course, no actual experience with the company's products/operations, and generally value "maximizing shareholder value" over actually delivering the best product possible.

Also a harrowing trend that explains why so many things have gotten worse in recent decades, but not quite the same as the bullshit, fake jobs.

>>49402438
>WE PUMPING
Fute trap. Futes are not indicative of the actual market

>>49402561
>consulting companies consult companies to kill their management and rely on consulting companies for management instead
Hilarious

>>49402438
One last ride Smokey.

>>49402610
>These motherfuckers tried to get me to eat all this uncooked fruit. The salmon’s ok but what the fuck I’m so poor I am never gonna cum

>>49402432
Personally Im not really fond of tech stocks, theyre difficult to predict since there isnt any fixed dependency on them. With the econony looking worse everyday and a potential crash looming id like something that has short term potential to milk. You said they did numerous pump and dumps which means their reputation is severy tarnished which could mean they go under due to no one wanting to associate with them. The S1 thing MIGHT make me reconsider but given the low volume it has and poor repute, I cant really see it being wise.

>>49402561
>which leads to mainly former McKinsey consultants taking management positions
yeah, though that's just one component of it.
iirc (it's been a while since i read the article) it suggests that mckinsey pushed for this shift specifically because they profit from it, though it doesn't state that all management positions have been replaced by external consultants. in reality, the destruction of the career ladder also lead to dedicated internal management personnel that never had to climb the ladder (like mrs. product manager). this is why i linked the article: mckinsey destroyed the career ladder for their own gain (and some dubious moral argument for shareholder profit maximization), and because of this, what remains of middle management does not actually consist of qualified workers that climbed the career ladder and have sufficient domain knowledge to manage workers. this is regardless of whether management personnel is from consulting companies or from the company itself; no functional career ladder - no qualified middle management.

>but not quite the same as the bullshit, fake jobs
i don't think product management is a bullshit job per se (it's just a silly name for a team manager that also concerns himself with branding, scouting the competition and such). what's bullshit about the linked tweet is that that girl seems utterly underqualified (and admits to that herself) to be effective in her position. perhaps part of the issue is that branding and traditional management work should've never been joined into one position in the first place.

what do we think about ASX:WES boys

>>49402591
It's basically what the article describes.

>In effect, management consulting is a tool that allows corporations to replace lifetime employees with short-term, part-time, and even subcontracted workers, hired under ever more tightly controlled arrangements, who sell particular skills and even specified outputs, and who manage nothing at all.
>When restructurings eradicated workplace training and purged the middle rungs of the corporate ladder, they also forced companies to look beyond their walls for managerial talent—to elite colleges, business schools, and (of course) to management-consulting firms. That is to say: The administrative techniques that management consultants invented created a huge demand for precisely the services that the consultants supply.

The whole consulting industry is basically just a scam to create more demand for consultants.

>>49402438
The perfect storm of inflation, stagnation, delayed deleveraging and pavlovian dip buying. Clown market. To make money you have to do the opposite of what financial logic dictates.

If the majority agrees with you it is time to sell
If the majority disagrees with you it is time to buy

>Truck is fucking up
>Boss knows the alternator isn't working properly
>Still makes me leave the house at 5:40 in the morning for an account almost an hour and a half away
>Truck dies
>He refuses to answer the phone
Well I guess I'll shitpost untill anyone at this shitty company decides to get their fat asses out of bed. Will we be red or green today?

wtf is BOFA? why won't anybody answer me

>>49400810
>SIGA

Reads exactly like the bayhorse shit

I will sell SOXL calls for many dollars today. :^) LOL !

>>49402798
OP bought 100k in SIGA calls and is now shilling his position so that he doesn't lose his life savings

>>49402785
Bank of America

>>49402828
Bank of BOFA my nuts on your face looser

>>49402662
Really only one big pump and dump though. It was more due to meme stock madness and the fact it was a spac that people piled in without knowing the details. Personally I don't think the company intentionally pumped and dumped and were straight forward with investors. It's something to take into consideration though. Also consider that they were able to ride that wave and gain a lot of recognition and assets because of it though. And you might want to be careful... the economy and stock market are two very different things.

NRGU...

>>49402889
is that some kind of racial slur

noo my inverse nasdaq is dying again. hope we red today

Smegma general

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How do I short mortgage backed securities, corporate debt and niggers?

>>49403049
lol my broker had a dont kys warning about that stock split

>>49403077
Watch it get reverse-split in 6 months to avoid it getting delisted.

>>49400810
>do not buy options only shares
If you want to make it off such a play calls are necessarily

>>49403099
maybe. alot of companies doing this splits i think its cos they now how bad things are so good time to dilute

>>49403099
No I want to buy options which are $300K per contract right now

>>49403150
>$300K per contract

>>49403068
Corporate debt is fine and there is little risk of defaults because of many new and re issues of debt in 2020-2021 at very low rates. Also there is no wall of maturities coming up in the next few years.

Short UONE in the next few weeks for the darky short.

>>49403173
Robinhood needs to come out with fractional options already
Let the true gamification begin and bring your OTC derivatives deals to the dumb money retail investors

Uranium

>>49403173
he's right, with fractional shares available on most brokers, the only effect of stock splits is in making it easier for retail to trade options

>>49403049

>>49400825
Fpbp

>>49403068
Aren't many of these hip & new fintech companies basically just sub-prime mortgage lenders?
I was shorting UPST right before last earnings, and that worked out pretty well.

no cap, it’s far better to buy a bussin' company at a sus price than a sus company at a bussin price, fr fr

>>49403421
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

>Close your shorts or suffer my curse.

What a boring fucking day

fuck i should sold my nasdaq shorts when chinacommies opened up.

>>49403421
What the fuck are you even trying to say?

>>49402438
Everyone thinks the market will go down, so we go up. Simple as

>>49400825
What Juneteenth stocks can I profit off of?

>>49403546
Uone i think its called.

>>49403546
You mean Father’s Day

>>49403577
america doesn't pump fatherhood it goes all in on the negro

>>49403590
That's because they don't have fathers.

Is SIGA the anal sex ETF?

Mankey pox month has been pretty interesting so far.

futes losing steam

How long can oil maintain this bull run?

>>49403421
Ong ion what you sayin nigglet 4r buy hmbl

>>49403663
Years, wait till some of the oil companies start posting earnings then you will see some serious shit

>>49401672
>dollar +8.3%
>muh super hyperinflation
>hyperinflation: monthly inflation rate exceeds 50%
/biz/ is never right

>futures

>>49403663
literally years

>>49402335
Not him, but thx bro. But don't you think all those are a bit too high now? Maybe wait for some substantial dip in oil and then buy in?

>>49403530
>>49403703
Regardless of market capitalization (no cap), its far better to buy a booming (bussin') company at a shrinking (sus) price than a shrinking (sus) company at a booming price (bussin'), look at the financial ratios! (frfr)

>>49401675
You are actually retarded if you think someone here did that and it isn't just some loser larping as that guy

>>49403783
>You are actually retarded
yes

Oh look, Brandon wants to do Solyndra on steroids, that will go over just as well. Fucking retard. Good thing Mommy and Daddy are here to keep the market from going just as retarded. See mumutard, when you invest in a Democrat, you are investing in the downfall of America, but you already knew this, right mumutard? Try to blame me or Daddy, we know you want to. Isnt it funny how a retarded democrats policies never get the blame for their terrible outcomes? Isnt that just weird?
https://youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE

>>49403611

It's the Gay Pride Month ETF

>>49402182
Why do they have to keep burning alive the chickens bros.

>>49402428
Only one barn burned down I'm a retard

Amazon crashed
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49402182
So who is it doing this? Agents of a hostile foreign power attacking our food supply? CDC agents destroying chicken farms to stop the spread of a human transmissible avian flu? Eco terrorists? Vegan extremists?

>people buying SIGA
>not buying DIDI

DIDI up 50% boys, it's only to the moon from here

>>49403930
Glowniggers

>>49402779
Green Light

>>49403926
This is a funny and original line of joke

>>49403930
Paul Town is singlehandedly committing every instance of arson in the continental United States
Few know this

>>49403946
Yes it is pajeet

FXI bros, we're all gonna make it.

AMZN bros....

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49403930
Any of these places release their security cameras as of late?

How do I use today's pump to prepare for the next leg down? I never hedged before and I'm scared.

>>49403611
>>49403843
Fun fact: the ETF LGBT stopped trading this year. On 4/20.

>>49404026
Rare

>>49402438
There's another side to every trade.
Shorts have to take profits and/or get liquidated on the way down.

>>49404026
tech put leaps

>>49404026
Just buy uvxy if you wanna hedge

>>49402438
because the market is forward looking you stupid fuck. everyone knows we're already in a recession; the market is now being priced for what comes AFTER the recession

>>49403930
>Climate change causing droughts, wildfires, and infrastructure to literally melt
>Must be the glowies

Everything will dump after opening, right?

>>49404065
Climate change is doing it

>>49403068
For corporate debt you've got LQD (investment grade) and HYG (junk). Some of the other junk ETFs like JNK and USHY have volume but not nearly as much depth on the options chain. for whatever reason (liquidity from an inverse ETF probably?).

>>49404065
anon are you retarded?

>>49404009
Her marketing is insanely good

>>49404061

You put too much faith in the efficient market hypothesis

>>49403421
>no cap, it’s far better to buy a bussin' company at a sus price than a sus company at a bussin price, fr fr

no it isnt. your returns are a function of the price you paid for the company

>can finally DCA into AMZN on my brokerage without having to put down $2k+ every time

Pretty nice, they should have split in 2021 or earlier

>>49404065
>climate change

>>49404065
Wrong, climate change is causing an increase in the woodpecker population.

>>49404061
Markets aren’t efficient, it’s merely a conglomeration of retards, some have money, some post here.

>>49404087
Take the Greerpill: https://www.ecosophia.net/the-fire-this-time/

New Capitalism Lab update out.

>>49404065
>t. climate change lights buildings on fire

>>49404144
Is there a button to fire any woman CEOs?

>>49401426
>hoarding food
>not raiding food
Ngmi. Imagine the shackles of society being lifted off of you and your last hurrah of freedom is sitting in your goyhouse with a bunch of food and treasure like a dragon. Im going to come in through your front door like a mongol ans take all your shit and fuck your girlfriend.

>>49403546
>you spent all that time studying p/e ratios
>you watched earnings calls, read media reports
>literally all you had to do was put your entire portfolio into some black clothing brand 2 months ago

Kek.

>>49404160

Don't have to, their incompetence leads them to getting fired or the company going out of business automatically

>>49404160
No, but you can change them in the configs.

>>49404113
>>49404141
it doesnt have to be efficient, but its still forward-looking. some participants will get it, some wont - thats why we have volatility

>>49404177
Is this just a meme or is there something to it?

>>49404087
>>49404110
>>49404125
>>49404138
>>49404147
Here at /smg/ we believe:
Climate change is real.
Black lives matter.
No human is illegal.
Women's rights are human rights.
Vaccines cause adults.
Biden won the election.

>>49404211
>We

>>49404211
>t.

How do I profit off this??

>>49404203
They always trumpet studies that women are superior traders. However there isn't one for women CEOs delivering superior performance.

That dog that didn't bark is as robust an academic study as you'll ever see.

>>49404211
>we

>>49404231
You just know.

>>49401831
In that vid they're basically just a narc and a cushion between her boss and the dev team so her boss doesn't have to interact with them, and an in-house shill for the customer (also her boss)

Since she has no tech skill she can't be clouded by whether a feature is feasible or not, or what the end-users actually care about. She'll simply listen to her boss then run to her dev team and say "we have to prioritize this because it adds value"

It's genius by management. They isolate themselves from the dev team from complaints, but still flow down the product vision and direction. The PM will never fight for the dev team because she has no clue how difficult anything is.

>>49404242
It will never not be funny how Vicki Hollub luckshitted to victory with Occidentals Anadarko acquisition.

>a red day for oil
What kind of sorcery is this?

>>49404111
lol Goblina doing onlyfans. We really are in a recession.

Why aren't arab niggers starving yet?

>>49404170
Lol

Lmao even

I'll never understand 4trans attempts to seem alpha. Cringe af

>>49404325
could you not

Whoever bought Calls last Friday before market close just made good money

>>49404049
I understand call leaps because markets usually grind higher, but puts? Crashes happen fast so do 2+ year options even react?
>>49404050
Long volatility seems reasonable.

>>49404290
Luckshitted? I don't know the story there (other than OXY fucking printing these past few months).

>>49404231
The funny thing about this ad is that I'm quite fond of black people but I would avoid this bitch like the plague, lol.

>>49404325
I find it interesting that she makes herself uglier with all the makeup and filters. She's no super model to begin with, but damn.

It's just gonna crab around all week doing nothing, isnt it?

BUDDY LOOK AT AMAZON COMPUTER

>>49404325
I would give my entire portfolio just to simp for her. She is my waifu.

>>49404325

>>49404444
wasted, and see >>49404453

>>49404379
Are you hedging against the next leg down or hedging against a play you are going to make for the next leg down? And yes they do react. Calls would be for hedging against a bearish play you are making.

>>49404380
Essentially OXY went into massive debt to make a large acquisition including making an extremely unfavorable deal with buffet involving some preferred shares with 8% payout, and then the pandemic happened and oil went negative bringing the company to its knees.

Noooooo stop buying!

>>49404444
Out of every woman in the world, why simp for her in particular?

>>49404444
I'm a fan of brown women myself, but you can do better. 50 year old Salma mogs her at this point.

>>49404479
Booba and anime.

https://youtu.be/2vRAGi4t1rs
Boop!

>>49404495
Based Hayek afficiaonado.

>>49404325
Confirmed /smg/ can't read

>>49404495
she has the power to transform me into a coomer

Are we going to pump, dump, or crab? I'm expecting the market to have a failed rally Monday - Wednesday or possibly move sideways before volatility keeps in when CPI releases this Friday into Fed meeting next week for the backtest of the low

>>49404495
So does Sofia Vergara.

>>49404553
Amazon just dropped by over 90%. We're hitting circuit breakers on open.

I'm considering dcaing my intc. Talk me out of it.

>>49404533
Yeah I saw the date after I posted. That's my right as an American.

>>49404471
I just want to hedge my current portfolio which is essentially long SPY. So you'd recommend something like $300 QQQ puts for Jan 2024? Just one costs 35 grand.

>>49404553
>>49404578
But seriously, Schwab's thinking it's gonna be a bad week and they're right like 80% of the time:

Outlook
>The recent bullish rebound has stalled out and the indicators say more weakness and higher volatility is likely for next week.

Bottom Line
>While the economic data remains mixed, a hawkish Fed has kept markets on edge. That is unlikely to change any time soon. While the SPX is comfortable above a bear market, the bears have the upper hand at the moment.

>As you can see below, virtually all of the changes this week were downgrades and that shifts the overall balance back to Moderately Bearish for next week. Any further downside could also result in a slightly more Volatile week too.

>>49404533
just fixing a wedgie not stuffing fingers up her ass

>>49404590
you should, intel is severely undervalued

>>49404504
when the camera turns off the last thing on her mind is anime also who knows how much nigger cock she took

>>49404614
Watch. And. Learn.

It's over.

I think we crab around 415 until elections

>>49404648
Retard. It's going to either pump to 450 or dump to 350 by november.

>>49404614
>and they're right like 80% of the time:
If that was the case you would be a billionaire right now.

>the national average for regular is $4.89
wtf

>>49404614
This seems incredibly bullish

Gas 5.17 a gallon on my morning commute

>FXI premarket

>>49404590

I would go for it, DCAing is a great way to avoid getting burned on it. I built my last computer on an Intel CPU and it runs without issues. AMD has just had better marketing and goy consumer culture around it in the last few years

A businessman will win the next election cycle guaranteed.

>>49404637
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

JOE BIDEN IS THE MOST INCOMPETENT WORLD LEADER WE HAVE EVER OR WILL EVER SEE IN OUR LIFETIMES

WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT SOLAR PANELS
WE NEED OIL FOR FUCKS SAKE AAAAAAAAAAA

>>49404533
disgusting

>>49404160
>decent product
>easy demographic to sell shit to
>woman CEO

>>49404669
Hey, that's just what my spreadsheet for the past several months indicates. And each "correct" move is only a couple percent over the course of a week so it won't exactly make you Renaissance 2.0.

>>49404705
THANKS JOE, I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT CAMBODIA, MALAYSIAN, THAI, AND VIETNAM SOLAR PANELS!!!

>>49404690
Yeah, I went amd cpu/gpu. Regret is way to strong a word, but I will go back to intel/nvidia for my next build.

>>49404705
We've reached capitulation and moved on to acceptance. (They) accepted the economy is fucked and are pushing ahead on what (they) wanted to do in the first place. Very bullish.

>>49404666
Goodmorning Satan. Been having fun?
https://youtu.be/DEN_9HpF0Fw

>>49404728
Renaissance is nowhere near that accurate themselves despite being 100% based on insider information.
At 80% correct you can just tight martingale options into being a billionaire from $1000 in half a year.

>>49404590
value trap unless pat really changes things -- i 'm not against but would wait and see first. Undervalue only applies if their current appropriate value makes sense.

>>49404776

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPw7nlluRdc

AMZN might actually rally the market because of the stock split

You ready to admit defeat bobos?

>>49404495
salma hayek is also a midget. she's like 5' flat. she doesn't mog anyone, she's this tiny bitch with a big head

Fox biz is running a story on boomers "un-retiring". lmfao. You rig the economy and destroy society for you to retire and you still fuck it up.
Boomers are pathetic.

Some people say we haven't even reached the "return to normal" phase yet. Other people are saying we are at fear/capitulation phase and others still say we are nearing at the end of that phase and back to becoming bullish. No one knows where we are.

>>49404789
KNEEL

>>49404779
Whats a tight martgale options?

>>49404804
no one cares how tall women are idiot.

>>49404807
It's always cute when people realize nobody knows what they're talking about.

>>49404807
I know where we are. Honk.

>it's the eve of the worst economic crisis in human history, what should I do today?
>I'm going to buy, yep that sounds like a good plan

>>49404779
>At 80% correct you can just tight martingale options into being a billionaire from $1000 in half a year.
No, because very soon your weekly option plays start becoming large enough to distort the market and make the analysis useless. Their publishing time also varies so good luck buying $100m in SPY weeklies with 20 minutes left of Friday's trading day.

>>49404827
A verb, apparently.

>>49404807
I'm not sure we've even started the bull trap; but we're either just before or just starting the bull trap.

>>49404831
>no one cares how tall women are idiot.
you will when she gives birth to your manlet sons who come out to be 5'5". tall people objectively have better lives than short people

>>49404831
>having manlet sons
Your bloodline will not survive the winter.

>>49404869
Any buyers would get hit by a knife so big and red that it would cleave them in twain

>>49404807

>>49404827
a martingale is a sequence of random variables (i.e., a stochastic process) for which, at a particular time, the conditional expectation of the next value in the sequence is equal to the present value, regardless of all prior values.
A martingale is a class of betting strategies that originated from and were popular in 18th-century France. The simplest of these strategies was designed for a game in which the gambler wins the stake if a coin comes up heads and loses if it comes up tails. The strategy had the gambler double the bet after every loss, so that the first win would recover all previous losses plus win a profit equal to the original stake. Thus the strategy is an instantiation of the St. Petersburg paradox.

Just a couple more minutes.

>>49404886
Tall Women also give birth to short manlets.
My mom was 5 ft 11, my Dad was 6 ft,
I somehow came out 5 ft 8, my brother got the short end of the stick at 5 ft 5"

>>49404886
I'm 6'3 and my life is terrible

>>49404886
>>49404887
>short women can't have normal sized children
lmfao

>>49404906
God, I love pits.

>>49404909
>my Dad was 6 ft
Anon, I... I'm sorry you have to find out this way.

my mom was 5'-2", dad 5'-6" and I am 5'-8"

>>49404906
Name?
I want to google too

>>49404705
>cambodian solar paneling forum

>>49404909
Were you breastfed or is your mom some kind of holistic vegan or something?

>>49404937
its alexandra daddario

>>49404931
>mom 5'1"
>dad 5'10"
>I'm 6'

Bull Flag on the SPX and NQ

>>49404906
>Alex DDaddario will never personally scold you for Googling her nudes

>>49404937
Alexandra dodario in “True Detective”

>>49404886
Tall women have longer legs and are therefor more attractive by default. Prove me wrong, protip you can't.

>>49404871
That only happens when you bet well over 1m, and you can 10-100x your investments every win with a 80% correct strat (even with a 50% correct strat you can make good money if you count correctly, have a suitable stack to start with, and don't get unlucky before your first substantial win, which is balanced so it's still a gamble).
At that point you just need to repeat the same strat with, say, 1m each bet instead of compounding and you're done in record time.

>>49402694
Bag holding ASX.RAC, get amongst it

>>49404807
>>49404807
Depends on which chart you use but we are definitely past capitulation. People are at different stages of anger depression and acceptance. Progressives for instance skipped anger because they wanted the economy to collapse the whole time for the great new reset.

>>49404986
Among us

>>49404787
https://youtu.be/AmAaWCFlxEE

>>49404977
It's the proportion on her body that makes it attractive. Also, skinnier legs look longer also

>>49404909
got bad news for you bud... your "dad" isn't your dad

>>49404909
It also depends on how tall the men of her family are.

I have a bad feeling about today. It just seems too good to be true.

>>49404747
Hey that's my dog

>>49404909
See >>49404929
but unironically.
It's statistically impossible for you two to have these heights. 1/4 children usually are SLIGHTLY smaller than the average of the dad and mom, 1/4 SLIGHTLY taller, and 2/4 about the average.
5'5'' is only possible through significant damage in the womb that somehow didn't make him retarded. 5'8'' is a potential anomaly but still very unlikely. 5'10'' would have been the limit of normal.

>>49402699
Exactly the same as diversity specialists

>>49404947
>>49404966
I even saw that scene but didn't recognize her or bother to learn her name. She was just a pair of tits on top of Woody Harrelson.

>>49404909
You might want to figure your and then your parents blood types

Hey guys what is this pattern called

>>49405018
>doxxing yourself

>>49405037
Gambling options while drunk and on xanax

>>49405037
Hooked

>>49405018
Maybe but if you check the block chain and these dubs you'll see that its my picture

>>49405037
"I own $5000 of Amazon and this is my first stock split"

>>49404997
So you're saying we're nearing the bottom?

>>49405018
>Please Contact Deanna
Don't mind if I do :^)

>>49405044
Bruh

>>49405020
Saw an Amazon goddess at the grocery store yesterday. She had to be like 6'5" but not a lanklet, just looks like a normal woman but tall as shit and thick. Followed a few seconds later by her possibly 7' tall dad who was also filled out as to just look like a giant man and not a freak. What genetics.

>>49405044
We like to have fun here.

>>49405018
Heh, you retard.

is Elon actually gonna back out of the TWTR deal

>>49405018
deanna good morning post bobs

>>49405088
>>49405088
>>49405088
>>49405088

>>49405077
I saw such a giantess in a grocery store once. It was pretty fun to see for some reason. Kinda hot too.

>>49404874
i think we are at return to normal

>>49405100
Definitely hot if SHE herself is hot. This woman was, almost crushing how out of my league she was. Attractive AND giant. She'll probably end up with a basketball American or some ugly giant. I'm sure her pool of suitors is small with all the insecurities she brings out in men. I wouldn't even know how to approach her, I'd feel like I'm wasting her time. You always hear girls like that will be less picky though because of this phenomenon of people not approaching them. I'm married anyways.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>49405173
Men generally don't give a shit about height (as in, there are tons who are exactly into this while only some who care that the woman must be smaller or whatever), but women care about it a fuckload.

>>49405064
Yes. The economy has a long way to go but the stock market is forward looking. I don't think it's going to skyrocket except maybe a short lived rally or two but even if it goes down I don't think it will be too far.

>>49404705

I wonder if he'll ever approach the levels of damage that Obama did? He seems to be trying hard.

>>49404807

No one knows exactly what's going to happen and the more confident someone is about predicting it the more you know that person is an idiot that lacks the brainpower to consider a scenario where he is wrong.

You take the available information and you make your play. My opinion is as follows:

1. Sleepy Joe has done absolutely nothing to help with the energy crisis and demand just goes up in the summer. Gas prices are not coming down.

2. Food price pain is just beginning. If we have bad weather expect food riots/shortages due to the stop of production in Ukraine combined with the nitrogen fertilizer price skyrocketing (Russia produces 25% of worldwide supply)

3. Inflation has not stopped and is still going. It is eating into purchasing power and people are going to consume a lot less. Recession is inevitable.

4. Real estate is still far outside of the average buyer's reach and the market is controlled by speculators and leveraged HELOC morons. Rate hikes show no sign of slowing down so the real estate market WILL tank due to lack of suckers buying in because they defaulted on all their ARMS/HELOCs.

This will put the market on bearish and shaky ground as all that money that is not getting spent will create bad earnings reports for a lot of companies. I would say to look at recession proof industries.