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>ahh, another week done
>cmon anon, come have a few drinks with us!

>> No.49401748

>>49401728
But it's Monday you wasted waste of oxygen!

>> No.49401785

>>49401728
why does the guy look like a lizard person

>> No.49401803

>>49401748
True but in the civilized world it is holiday today (exept russia they have it later i think)

>> No.49401828
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49401828

Sure let me just call up my gf and tell her im hanging out.

>Hello
>Hi
>Hey I'm going to hang out with some coworkers at a bar tonight
>Why!?! so you can try and fuck that skinny little blonde!?
>I just want to network! Stop accusing me of cheating!
>I dont want you to go, I dont trust her especially you getting drunk around her.
>Baby you dont have to worry.
>I really dont want you going! I hate you for putting me in a bad mood now! Whatever go *hangs up phone*
---------------------------------

>Sorry guys I cant go gf is......sick tonight.......

Just get a super jealous gf, it will kill your desire to try and be social.

>> No.49402529

>>49401728
ok no problem

>> No.49402611

>Guys, you know about my problem
ahh c'mon anon, one drink won't hurt

>I guess you're right, it's just one drink

>down bottle of champagne
>run down to the store to get gin and vodka
>down a handle of gin
>tell coworker that his kid is a retard
>make inappropriate advances to female coworkers
>shit in a box and put on ceo's desk
>fall asleep in a corridor

>> No.49404195

>>49401728
Listen, I told you guys like over a dozen times a recovering alcoholic. I’ve been to jail because of it. Please show some respect.

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49404243

>>49401728
The Quran says it is haraam to drink, you know this.
I will report this islamaphobia to the HR roastie immediately and get you fired inshallah

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49404356

B-B-I mean thank you. What time pal?
>You never heard of X investment?
>Bro, dude, I mean Mr. Sheckle, let me let you in on this great deal.
>Oh Stacey, is your husband boring and you just wanna suck a dick and feel young?
I know it kills us inside, but this is a normie world and you gotta give to then take it all from them.

>> No.49404367

>>49401728
The nose on the right is cartoonish

>> No.49404384

>>49401828
That desire was killed long ago n

>> No.49406000

>>49401748
every day is holiday if you deal with work using finesse

>> No.49406024

>>49401728
Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ
What abhorrent cut of suit is this called?
>herp derp I'm just here for the free drinks and food bro beep boop bzzzrr