/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49400506
Still comfy holding!

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); Cash reserve in the billions
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)
gamestopnft.typeform.com/immutable

DRS & Computershare
>8.9 million shares DRS'd by Jan. 29th 2022, previously 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021
>Quarterly registration updates have begun

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 1,985.239B, 97P = 20.466B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,031.228B, 101 = 20.111B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49336405 (Cross-thread)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
investor.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-reports-fourth-quarter-and-fiscal-year-2021-results
>Q4 + FY2021 earnings report
>medium.loopring.io/gamestop-nft-marketplace-powered-by-loopring-l2-6cdb9289d937
>NFT beta site (See OP)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19686/html
>Stock split plan proposed for voting at 2022 stockholders meeting
investor.gamestop.com/node/19696/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Votable shares owned as of Apr. 8th EoD; Other specific dates still TBD)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>49400506
I’m so tired of waiting

At this point I will sell for 500 each. Anything under and no deal

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>49400511
checked

>>49400506
It's this week

>>49400520
500k? Stop lowballing yourself bud.

I hope it's today

Hey OP take that 60T insurance bullshit out of the sticky. It's literally not true. There is no magical 60T insurance for DTCC. They have like 30B in reserves. That's it. And FDIC isn't going to cover it either, that's for Fed member bank consumer accounts.

Everybody: this thing is probably going to peak somewhere around $20k, which is an INSANE gain. If you have enough shares you'll be set for life. Take the win don't get left holding bags. Make sure you save a few shares for the infinity pool on the off chance clown world is really as batshit as we all think it is.

See you on the other side frens. It's been fun! Bravo 6 going dark.

يجب ألا أخاف. الخوف هو قاتل العقل. الخوف هو الموت القليل الذي يجلب الطمس الكامل. سأواجه خوفي. سأسمح لها بالمرور فوقي ومن خلالي. وعندما يمر ، سأدير العين الداخلية لأرى مساره. حيث ذهب الخوف لن يكون هناك شيء. فقط سأبقى

join the gmehad and together we will devour the very market
>∞

>>49400511
>>49400533
check please

>>49400560
I have 1k shares at 150 but average

I’d love 1k a share at least because daddy needs a milly, but I’ve been ducked so many times not selling on a pump. All that said can’t be bothered to sell for anything under 500 I will watch it go to zero instead

>>49400566
Checking the checker it's today

>49400564
Sneed

>49400564
$20k isn't even appl market cap

gtfo

>>49400588
checked

>>49400564
sneed

>>49400564
Why do you just appear out of nowhere in an attempt to price anchor?
Also, you sound like a shill. This post doesn’t sound “genuine”. Newfag you need to lurk moar.

WAGMI

>>49400506
>>49400511
Thanks fren.
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>>49400564
>cant into OBV
kek confused peakies

>>49400533
Checked!

>>49400697
WAGMI FREN!

>>49400564
it will never go back over 300 dollars you delusional retards, have fun with the split though lol

>>49400564
Fucking 20k lmao. Yeah not happening shilly.

today is going to be a good day bros
wagmi

>>49400733
maybe not, but a rally to $160 when it dipped below 100 is still on the table, even without a catalyst.

>>49400813
My God.... what happens when some lucky degen swingtraders are holding GME when it suddenly tears through the orderbook one day faster than they can even sell into? The fuck does finance do when the trolls of the market have gorillions of dollars at their disposal and can force lines to go up or down at will in an act of revenge for getting fucked so relentlessly? We are in an extremely based timeline.

>>49400834
dont be too greedy and stay realistic. sure it can go bad, but if you expect $160 and sell at $140, what gives? sure, there is the possibility that it goes to infinity but take what you get, then reinvest acc to risk tolerance and play with house money.
i could have made $15k on CHWY puts, but I cashed out at 6.
so now, should I be sad that I missed out on 9k or happy that I turned 150 into 6k? I choose the second option

>>49400875
Are you legitimately retarded?
Of all the shills I have ever seen, you might actually be the worst.

Weird half senile boomer posting isn't going to work here, you and your entire department should be fired for even attempting it.

>>49400900
lol okay

It's another shills talking to themselves episode

Shills.

>>49400875
Don't tell me how to trade, I'll be as greedy or frugal as I damn well please. That said I get how what you're sayin works and acknowledge it's a better strategy for a different set of goals. You're here to make a 2x, neat. Some people have bigger dreams and better understandings of why and how they will come true.

>>49400564
In response to all the idiots who don't read or think with their brains..

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/mngzp0/chasing_70_trillion_waterfalls/

The money isn't there. You aren't getting paid "millions per share" or whatever. It literally can't happen and just because you don't know how the economy works doesn't mean it's magic.

You will get paid. It will be an insane amount of money. No, you won't be a billionaire. You might make it to the low millions if you have a enough shares.

Stay positive, but be smart. We won't beat those greedy fucks by being greedy, and we definitely won't beat them by being dumb.

>49401028
Sneed

>>49400624
It's not price anchoring. If I wanted to price anchor it would be in the hundreds, not thousands. At my stated exit every short fund will have blown up and the banks will have taken a MASSIVE hit, with some of them going into default as well.

>>49400969
For real kek. They glow in the dark like the CIA. It’s so incredibly easy to spot them because they are all new-fags and speak in a way that is noticeably different to general chan-speak.
You get a sense of uncanny valley from them… sort of like:
>“hello fellow 4chan users it is I, your fellow 4chan user!”

>>49401028
>We won't beat those greedy fucks by being greedy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vodq_CYtRYs

>49401052
>At my stated exit every short fund will have blown up and the banks will have taken a MASSIVE hit, with some of them going into default as well.
Oh no, sounds like the Fed will need to bail out the banks which will need to still close all the shorts they get ditched with.

>>49401052
> At my stated exit every short fund will have blown up and the banks will have taken a MASSIVE hit, with some of them going into default as well.
Unless the Federal Reserve itself has to start printing money to pay us, we aren’t selling.

>>49401056
>Thinks 4chan is some homogeneous group of basement dwelling neckbeards exactly like him.

And who cares if someone's new? You want everyone here to be in some kind of echochamber bubble like Reddit? The whole draw of 4chan is it celebrates freedom of speech and diversity of thought.

Go eat a Cheeto, faggot.

>>49401091
> And who cares if someone's new? You want everyone here to be in some kind of echochamber bubble like Reddit? The whole draw of 4chan is it celebrates freedom of speech and diversity of thought.
SNEED newfag detected. Lurk 5 years b4 posting faggot.

>>49401078
If the treasury starts printing money, inflation gets worse. That is not a favorable outcome. You can have boatloads of cash but if hyperinflation hits it won't be worth shit.

>>49401108
>inflation gets worse. That is not a favorable outcome. You can have boatloads of cash but if hyperinflation hits it won't be worth shit.

Literally not my problem.

>>49401108
And? I’m not American kek. As soon as MOASS happens I’m transferring to my currency as soon as I sell.

>>49401102
Been here 7 years, I'm just not some edgelord faggot who thinks how long I've been on a Chilean Turtle Breeding forum makes anyone's opinion less valid.

Lurk more, loser.

>49401108
It'll suck arse doesn't remove their obligation to to do it.

>>49401091
You are free to say whatever asinine, stupid shit you want. I am free to call you a faggot nigger shill.
I'm not sure what you're complaining about. No one is stopping you from being retarded, we are just letting you know.

>>49400506
wagmi

>>49401129
> Been here 7 years
> he hasn’t been here since project chanology
NGMI

>>49401128
You think hyperinflation in the US won't spill over into your country? The whole world is at risk here, not just burgerland.

>>49401150
It's okay, he's in /biz/'s project chanology now.

>>49401129
>7 years
>Since 2015

Good lord I'm old, where does the time go?

>>49401150
That shit was cringe worthy. Glad I wasn't that big of a faggot.

>>49401159
In my country, we don’t rely on US for $$$. We make most of our $$$ via food and ore exports to China. US hyperinflation would at worst cause a depression here. A depression wouldn’t be my problem after MOASS because I’d have $$$.

DUBS DECIDES GME PRE MARKET PRICE

>>49401091
Ooh look he said the big F
One of us, one of us!

>49401159
Still doesn't explain why 'it'd cause inflation' is an excuse to avoid their obligations.

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1533719752568446976

>>49401191
Well you're in the minority. Good thing it won't come to that anyway. All the retarded 4chan well wishing in the world won't snatch power from the people who really control shit.

>>49401184
> “That shit was cringe worthy”
> fag literally came here in 2015 aka in the end of the most cringe Chan era- gamergate
Again, NGMI

>49401091
And that Reddit spacing.

>>49401211
go to bed ryan

kek baggies

>>49401215
>he hasn’t figured out that WEF & Blackrock WANT moass to happen yet…
Kek NGMI

>>49401211
Isn't he up at like 4AM to post that?

>>49401108
>hyperinflation meme again
Oh nooooo guiz we had to print some moneys to pay out le heckin meme stonkers and got a resulting tax windfall to the tune of dozens of trillions of dollars noooooo nevermind the machinations of t-bills makes it literally impossible to hyperinflate the currency nooooo you can't sell for insane sums of money you should sell when it hits 20k this week like we're telegraphing already and have been for more than a week now noooooo

>>49401192
670

>>49401215
those powers want it to happen you fucking dolt

>>49401244
Checked gg ez

>>49401244
We have a winrar

>>49401255
Checked the checker

>>49401244
>>49401255
>>49401266
OKAY KEK WE GET IT BRO BIG THANK

>>49401244
>>49401255
>>49401266
Blessed thread WAGSO

>>49401281
>the numerals are also sequential
Holy shit…

WE'RE UP IN THE PM BROOOOOOOOOOOOS

>>49400511
Eemji baking anf getting them dubs. Checked & wagwi

>>49401028
Brk-A's shares outstanding total at $687,445,500,000 in value as we speak, you fucking absolute thundercuck.

>>49401299
>What is market cap
>What are shares outstanding
First day?

oooo

>>49401299
Has any autist calculated what GME would be worth if it had the same value as BRK-A

>>49400993
sure, you do you bro. I have made my 10x and it was fucking painful, I am not going thru that shit again.

>>49401211
benchod wants us to work our whole lives without retiring...

>>49401235
Yes.

>>49401311
We can't actually as we don't know how many phantom shares are out there.

>London Metals Exchange faced with 456 million dollar lawsuit over cancelled trades

oh shit they're not getting out cheap if they cancel the moass

>>49401211
>working overtime for us
>realizes MOASS'll take more time
>wants us to work so bad while we wait even longer
>sugar coats it with I love work!
benchode bitch

>>49401253
They WANT retail to screw over their buddies? Yeah mkay. The last 100 years of central banks siphoning money from the plebian isn't exactly evidence in your favor here.

If they want the system to collapse, fucking GameStop is not how they're doing it.

>>49401211
Stock back to $20 fast.
Baggies back to work fast.

>>49400947
No, he's right.

>>49401348
Go to sleep shilly

137
>137
137
>137

it wants to fly

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49401244
Simple as

>49401348
7:1 Split at $140 would make it go to $20 pretty fast ngl

>>49401372
>just let go, Ken

>>49401372
Remember that IBKR is planning to force close everyone who's short at 9

CAM ON GAMESTOCK!

>>49401342
>hurr nothing in finance is benevolent
If this wasn't the case, neither of us would be alive.

>>49401335
So I did some math with the data that’s reported:
BRK-A market cap- $686.20 Billion (a)
GME shares outstanding- 76.13 million (b)
a ÷ b = 9013.529489032
>so if GME reached the market cap of BRK-A, we would approximately be sitting at $9000 per share.
I’m not sure if I used the correct data categories for this equation though kek (I’m half asleep and haven’t taken my ADHD meds yet… I’ll recheck this later).

Oh yeah, anyone got borrow data and fees info?

>>49401211
Why another tweet
This better signal that they're launching the nft marketplace today
If its nothing burger I'm starting to hate rc, all talk no action

>>49401388
they better take care of it before moass starts

>>49401388
Checked and happening confirmed.
>>49401342
>he hasn’t read Klaus Schwab’s books
NGMI

>>49401342
conveniently forgetting about black rock and vanguard?
you can also respond to multiple people in one post (((old fag)))

>>49401342
>>49401305
>>49401215
>>49401184
>>49401159
>>49401129
>>49401108
>>49401091
>>49401052
>>49401028
>>49400564
nigger

>>49401305
I know what both of those things are. What I'm telling you is that right the fuck now, as we speak, a grand total of $687,445,500,000 in illiquid assets are on the books for one ticker, for who knows how many or how few parties. In case you haven't woken up yet, what you're not understanding is that money is a creation. An immaterial work that exists solely to facilitate the exchange of goods and services between parties. People don't physically own $687,445,500,000 and it's not even readily on hand, but it is a real number from a real ticker with real value that exists right now.

I do NOT think that "they" want the moass to happen but realistically having a few hundred thousand reddit/4chan schizos make it is definitely worth it if it ruins the economy and all hope for billions of wagies around the planet who will be forced to live in a pod and eat bugs.

>>49401413
its been action since day 1 from their part you blind fuck, you will get your money

>>49401443
I wonder if they get paid per (you)?

well bros i had a shitty weekend this is the week please sers no more sadness only moass

>>49401342
Yes it is, and I have a source, so fuck off.

>>49401455
As well as the fact we'd be the single largest target for misplaced resentment from the wider public as god knows we're anathema to normies.

>>49401447
>$687,445,500,000 in illiquid assets are on the books for one ticker
wall street is using a single share of GME to balance the books for a single stock?

>>49401488
self check. im doing it for him bros. i will hold and hold and hold until even I have given up then i will hold some more because they stole from me and my generation the future and i am taking my life back one gme share at a time

>>49401470
post source.

>>49401455
And say 700k autists, schizos and retards is but a mere tiny percentage (like 0.01%) of the global population and around 0.2% of the population of the USA (which doesn’t really mean much considering there are a lot of international HODLers).

That is the price for one share of gme soon
$687,445,500,000 USD

after the MOASS wallstreet should reform using hologram technology for people at the NYSE to post text above their heads saying "Selling AMZN" and shit like that like it's runescape lmao

What price does gme have to go to convince enough retail to sell and make shf receive enough shares to cover the over shorts realistically? No phone number bs plz

>>49401629
>

>>49401629
Kek kennies we aren’t selling till SHF collapse.

>>49401629
The idea is that if the SHF get margined called, we decide the price. If you believe the hype they have so many shorts that they cant close even if they buy all the shares.

>>49401629
thats the best part anon no one knows so everyone is just gonna hold to find out.
The gme short squeeze is by its very nature impossible to predict or understand. The only choice you have is to hop on the ride or not, to play the game or fold. You're either in, or you're out, you're either holding gme, or not holding gme.
I personally dont care about anything except my own wealth so I dont care if retail plans to sell before or after i plan to sell. I will sell at the prices i want to sell at and no one can stop me
>and ill hold until is ee those prices cope harder wall street

it's today

>>49401629
There would be some sells of necessity and choice on the way up to the six figure range, but enough to actually close would require pretty much every share from retail (real shares, i.e. DRS'ed shares) plus a good percentage of broker held shares (even assuming greed or even fraudulent behavior on the part of the scummier ones I sincerely doubt any actual brokerage straight up owns less than at least half of what their customers hold in their accounts at any given time under the never go full retard thesis) and a lot of institutional shares. Technically there exists and are held far more shares than have been issued by the company, but there's enough liquidity in the system to resolve CFD's and the like or else they wouldn't be allowed to be sold in the first place. I doubt the validity of the idea that prices could escape seven figures ever, but plan on holding at least three until the other side of this and plan on being buried with them when GME is able to issue physical shares again.

>>49401629
>-$0.001

>>49401530

>>49401694
I’ll sell at $690420 per share.
Call me kennies if you want to buy my shares ;)

>>49401488
blessed numerals

>>49401629
We are ALL individual investors!

And yet ALL going to make it!

It's this week or never. That's it. No more waiting. No more meme dates. We will know soon.

>>49401744
Checked.
WAGMI soon.

>>49401655
>>49401662
I always had the mentality of who's going to sell first and fuck the other person over. I can assume that most people are thinking along these lines as well, even if they say that they dont. I really wish that it was different. The problem is, when the price starts moving upwards, people will take a big shit on where they initially planned/thought to sell. Anyways anon, at the end its like you said, either your in or out at some point.

>>49401655
Someone already calculated that even with the numbers they're lying to us with, they mathematically cannot close all of their positions out.

>>49401179
Seriously dude. What the fuck is happening these days. I'm only 33. I can't keep up with the years. 2015 was just a few weeks ago. I don't understand how it goes by so fast.

>>49401734
based

3 hours and 55 minutes remain.

Cringemines fail to disappoint

>>49401927

>>49401927
What tf did I just read and is there an extreme mode infographic yet?

>>49401943
So extreme mode is MOASS?

>>49401943
>jews thought this was a good idea

>>49401965
It’s a great idea because it results in /biz/raelis getting rich.

>>49401963
Normal mode is publicly available fact-checked (TM) information that is irrefutable via any method of mental gymnastics. Extreme mode is an approximation of how retarded things actually are. I am no fag, here is the credit to the person that made this https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v5poz7/happy_sunday_everyone_here_is_some_more_tit/

>>49400900
Agreed. Lamest shill ever! Terrible. Just fuck off because you arent even entertaining.

>>49401963
It's worse than that, if this was the iceberg diagram, the cringe mines collective knowledge probably only hits mid-level on the berg, you got blackrocks knowledge level, you have the shadow councils level and so on.

>>49401994
Spooky

>>49401994
>mid-level on the berg
Just post the actual chart

>>49400573
thank god were securing the infinity pool in spite of you faggots selling at high three figures and walking away with enough to buy a house, not realizing that a loaf of bread will cost a hundred dollars next year

Any kind anon's have any Hopium they can share? Everyone was hyping up the Shareholders Meeting for the second year in a row and yet once again nothing happened. I'm still holding but not at all comfy. If GME were going to do a stock split why wouldn't they have filed as soon as the stockholder meeting was over?

>>49402025
>shorting yourself (time travel)
Ok Imma need that QRD

>>49402025
kek i already forgot about stocktwits. who remembers shyglizzy? trash.

>>49402045
IBKR closing shorts cause they can’t find shares to borrow

>>49402045
moass by 6/9. If not for sure by Fourth of July, Independence Day and all. If not then Labor Day surely because workers rights and shit. If not then Halloween would be pretty spooky right. If not then certainly thanksgiving, no, Christmas, obviously, okay okay moass is 6/9/2023

>>49402045
It takes 10 days to process and they dont have to announce it until 10 minutes before they pull the trigger. Its possible that the IBKR recall is due to them already filling the split but not publicly announcing it

>>49402063
>missing out 4/20 or November 5th
Cam on mein homo

>>49401629
Let's be real, I'd guess $99k will be the tippy top. Too many xx holders, you need an xxx stack to truly make it.

>>49401943
Remember the 6 gorillian shorted shares goyim

>>49402094
One million after taxes is unironically enough to make it and it’s likely you’re a skinny fat gaming faggot who doesn’t realize what a million dollars can get you

>>49402131
>doesn’t realize what a million dollars can get you
literally gets you nothing, you have maybe 400k left after buying a small cheap house, you can't retire on 400k especially with this inflation

So, once again, we've gone from
>kek baggies there will never be a moass
to
>don't be greedy, one million dollars is enough, 20k is the absolute top

Lol. Lmao

>>49402153
Yeah you have no idea what a million dollars could get you if you're not an extremely lazy person. More than enough to buy a sizable plot of arable land and a nice homestead going with enough left over to start a business and homestead and still indulge in some fun shit. Buying some cookie-cutter wood-frame piece of pre-fab dogshit in a suburban neighborhood is only the plan of the dumb.

>>49402131
at least I'm white

This seems like a fun read https://deliverypdf.ssrn.com/delivery.php?ID=928082082020092075065007078074024112025034090043062053107095009090006124068110021078110007008044037025023021114127085114079013023074045075046079079079088086079094010026091127090021090026068098010023105023112067096069066105023116064064106125076085068&EXT=pdf&INDEX=TRUE

>>49402191
Anon most of these "people" haven't invested in anything other than this. Stop speaking logic there's a reason these retards are clinging to a get rich quick scheme

>>49401342
Nothing short of catastrophic financial collapse is what I demand. This needs to be so messy it ends the fed and we get some real market oversight and regulation.

>>49402191
you paperhand bitch, kenny boy used to make 68 million a month. Money is just a number in your account. We aim higher

TOP OF THE MORNING
TOP OF THE MORNING
TOP OF THE MORNING
TOP OF THE MORNING
TOP OF THE MORNING
HUH

LETS GET THIS SHIT

Kenneth,

You know the deal. Pay me.

Best Regards,

Anon

P.S - $FEE kings, Kathies, Fracties, baggies we in this bitch

Also, threadly reminder that we will moass and there is nothing you can do to stop it.
Either buy shares and take advantage, or rope after the train is gone without you.
Pic somewhat related.

>49402192
>ight he's not even trying anymore there's nothing on the hook even wtf

>>49402207
My first stock.
>pay off all debts inc mortgage ~£120k
>no over priced cars, holidays, houses
Oh no, I only have £80 million to live a regular life for 30 years before I get murdered in my sleep by my son that want the money to impress & bang a mixed race Alisha.

look at this PM spread

god damn

>>49402233
CHECKED
It’s Time to pay us Kennoid

>>49402062
https://youtu.be/rQiHzcdUPAU

my life is literally over if i don't make 20 million dollars from this, might as well kill myself if i only get one milly

>>49402285
WAGMI

>>49402285
Look at Volkswagen and overstock short squeezes. You're gonna get way over 20k per.

>>49402236
I don’t even care about the money I just want to see /smg/ and crypto bags ROpE
The terra lun a shit was the funniest thing ever in all of human history

>>49402310
whatever happened with that did they make it or get fucked

>>49402315
They got ducked fucked hard for now at least idk maybe forever maybe it’ll rebound hard in 1-2 years who knows
I got 3 mill for 180 just in case who cares lol
Just owning 3 million of something that was 120$ a month ago is FUnNY
When some poor fag YouTuber had like 7 Lunas a month ago kek

>>49402192
I’m literally Scandinavian faggot

i just want to be richer than my dad and jokingly call him a baggie

we all gonna wagmi

>>49402356
It's irony you dumb shit, since you assumed my identity, so I assumed yours. I literally don't give a fuck what you are

>>49402390
I didn’t identify you I just assumed you were a lazy faggot, because YOU said someone deposited literally a million dollars into your bank account tomorrow you still wouldn’t consider that making it. You are a godless faggot with that attitude. You could buy 40 acres, 100 goats 100 chickens a cabin and a literal woman with that kind of money ya faggot

>>49402418
that's not making it, making it is having enough money to buy a luxury condo in tokyo, far away from america.

oh my lord this spread

I can go wider

>>49402418
Thanks for your service of providing liquidity at low values.

We green

>>49402433
Embarrassing.

>>49402457
you will never be japanese.

>>49402463
I would never, ever want to be.

>>49402483
embarrassing.

>>49402418
Because 1 million isn't making it. Can't even retire. Taxes take 30%. After buying land and a home which is really expensive where I live you have barely anything left which will get taxed away from you eventually.

we have gone from "baggies" to "20k tether" to "1 million isn't making it"

k

>>49402499
I just want to sleep in and not wage I’m already fasting
Just give me fucking 300K after taxes and I’ll reinvest into dividends / staking on cryptos and passive income to 16K a year and still have free Medicaid food stamps cash assistance and half fare metro cards

>>49402463
It's more like, I want to benefit off their hard work

>>49402513
You have like what, 5 shares? Be greedy for the once in a lifetime short squeeze.

kek BAGGIES

Why arent I shitting my pants yet?

kek baggies kek baggies kek BAGGIES KEK BAGGIES

>>49402644
You have to push harder

>>49402499
Not only are you godless materialistic anime faggots retarded, you also have terrible reading skills. If I give you a million today after taxes and you can’t make it from that. You’re literally just a loser who wouldn’t make it with a billion. You’d buy a penthouse in Tokyo or whatever and you’d spend millions on vidya whores and robot chicks or whatever you weirdos desire, and you would all kill yourselves within a year. I could give you a billion dollars now. You wouldn’t proliferate. You wouldn’t create. You wouldn’t be fruitful and multiply. You would literally just play vidya and come in a silicon pussy for a year and then rope. I hope you faggots are larping and have zero shares because the chads will hold to 100k and spread our seed and raise some goats up.

>>49402153
bro don't buy a house outright in cash, that money can be better used elsewhere

>>49402692
Fuck you pay me

>49402692
>hold to 100k
At 100k I have 30 million.
Also Sneed you price anchoring shill.

>>49402708
Lol poorfag

>49402700
>Imagine wanting a mortgage.
>At the top of the property bubble.
>As interest rates are increasing.

The indian's are getting uppity this morning

>>49402718
Sue me, I sure as fuck am not aiming for merely a million. That's what a retarded boomer who bought a couple of houses easily got handed for selling out our nation's. Fuck that.

Why doesn't anyone talk about the $DRV squeeze of 2008? It went from like $120 to over $30k.

>>49402692
humans are virus, multiplying is stupid and we're killing the planet

>>49402752
reddit

>>49402752
I agree, but honestly I don’t want to bring a child in to the current world. I don’t want to knowingly inflict a lifetime of suffering on them, and will only procreate if my materials conditions make the wider world irrelevant.

>>49402741
>741
Checked

>>49402781
>will only procreate if my materials conditions make the wider world irrelevant.

the wider world always matters. there was once a man who loved his people and the nature and now he's the most demonized man in history while sodomite pride is being celebrated as we speak. you can't cure this rotten society so all you can really hope for is to make a lot of money and play a lot of video games.

>>49402752
>he subscribes to klaus shwabs worldview

Remember to set your Hold orders today.

What's the deal with Amazon's stock split?

>>49401211
BIG BRAIN TIME
Work is so sexy => Fuck work
WAGMI

>>49402827
I don't think Stalin loved his people anon

>>49401927
>>49401943
>>49401986
Even normal mode is missing publicly reported data. Like the swedish broker Avanza has reported about 500K shares are held through them earlier this year, Nordnet has a few thousand holders less (and got a naked shorting fine two weeks ago).
eToro has 530,490 holders right now, 4.02% of all users hold some position. AMsneed is at 2.01%.

>>49401680
>ow ow hub ID
I believe it

Also the google survey DDs show insane amounts of holdings. This is all done to proper scientific standards.

>>49402849
They want people to FOMO into AMZN because it looks cheaper. The sort of thing they do not want to happen with GME.

Forgot to add pic

>>49402891
>FOMO in to Amazon
What boomer is calling the shots at Wall Street’s risk mitigation department?

>>49402847
I will set a sell order of 1 share for $69mil.

Well bizrealites, it is 6/6/6 and I did not shit myself.

Google survey posts
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v1cmab/gme_us_ownership_survey_data_analysis_700/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/t78n39/fresh_google_consumer_surveying_suggests_830mm/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/oxjv1n/google_survey_update_gme_ownership_w_aapl_control/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/omdafo/final_update_of_google_consumer_survey_n2200_at/

>>49402692
>calls me materialistic
>participates in the stock market
If you're not here to get stupid rich then go work until your back gives goatfucker, seethe cope dilate etc

>>49402981
cope baggie

>49402997
Scientific surveys, solid data, it's all in the open. You can look at the survey data yourself.
Kek sneedies

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Boys, I'm on my last $100 of dry powder.
Do I buy at market open with everything, or set a $110 flash crash limit buy for the inevitable market price staccato when we life off?

>>49402981
There's no way the algos would have allowed 832 million shares to be shorted right? There has to be some sort of double check somewhere?

>>49403005
EDIT: This data is most likely completely inaccurate and cant be used. I ran a study based on stock ownership in PetSmart (They are not a publicly-traded company and had 10% of the people lie and say they owned stock in it)
>EDIT: This data is most likely completely inaccurate and cant be used. I ran a study based on stock ownership in PetSmart (They are not a publicly-traded company and had 10% of the people lie and say they owned stock in it)
EDIT: This data is most likely completely inaccurate and cant be used. I ran a study based on stock ownership in PetSmart (They are not a publicly-traded company and had 10% of the people lie and say they owned stock in it)
>EDIT: This data is most likely completely inaccurate and cant be used. I ran a study based on stock ownership in PetSmart (They are not a publicly-traded company and had 10% of the people lie and say they owned stock in it)
BAGGIES KEK

2 hours and 3 minutes remain until we all collectively shit ourselves.

>>49403018
>There has to be some sort of double check somewhere?

Holy fucking shit we are getting bailed out by fucking Amazon huh?

>>49403028
A 10% margin of error doesn’t matter

>>49403070
cope

>>49403064
yes we will but you're retarded

>>49403018
>Uh Mr Griffin, are you sure you should be shorting it this much? I thought the price was supposed to go to zero...
>MORE SHORTS NOW SHORT THE SHORTS EVERYTHING SHORT NOW NOW NOW

Split ratio will be 6:1. "Dance for six" being played at the earnings call is my proof.
This is normally the part where I post mo' ass for the MOASS, but thos one is for both tummy smoocher anon and redhead* anon. WAGMI
*kek, my phone wants to fill in "creampie" after I type "redhead"

>49403028
Go read about al the margins of errors and limitations. It's done in a scientific way.
>most likely completely inaccurate
Any data with n=2200 is extremely robust. Decades of research shows that and you would know that if you would have gotten an education rajeesh

At least Citibank is giving AMC a fair valuation

>>49402995
Don’t try to argue with an alpha anon, my rhetoric is flawless and impregnable. You’re materialistic for needing a billion to “make it”. I put it 10k to bet me an easy few million which will get me everything I need to create a self sustaining family that will proliferate for generations. Cope vidya playing benchod

Kek FAANG baggies

>>49403161
Wtf it's real... is it really happening?

>>49403064
It’s a 20-1 stock split

>>49403161
>>49403175
>>49403189
It's funny you know that when GME does a split MSM will point out how much the price "dropped" and retards will probably believe it.

>>49403175
Yes. They split

Also. Futures green and crypto up 7%

Kek gamestop baggies

>>49403189
What's the GME split going to do? Were the prophecies of $20 true?

>>49403208
>retards will probably believe it.
Good, few more ropies for the plunge

>>49403018
This is actually pretty interesting. Months ago I did some calculations and came up with something like 800m shares. It made sense to me then, but to hear a similar number now is just... really activating my almonds

>>49403219
They have to tell us anything substantial(or at all) but the going theory is 7-1 split

>49403211
Sneed in the past weeks whenever SPY and NASDAQ had a very green day gme would rise double digits at the lowest

>>49403137
>calls himself alpha
>i just need one million
>a few easy million
Pathetic, changing the narrative. You said one (1) million. Everyone can make it on a few million. Also I found this selfie of yours, you don't mind it right bloody bastard sers? Pretty sure a herd of goats doesn't count as a wife.

>>49403245
You're up 12% total in the past month. Sources tell me your statement is horseshit

>>49403245
>on the way to fucking

Seeing the high amount of shill activity this weekend is incredibly telling of what’s to come this week

>>49403295
Looking for Day of the Rope faggot before we move to Shillcon 2

>>49403295
Yeah you've said that for 14 months faggot. Spoiler : nothing has happened

>I woke up to see that the best fud they have now is that we'll only get $20k per share
oh im laffin

They’re going to use Amazon as an excuse for us to go to $300 today

>>49403295
How about that fag who accounted for a third of the posts in a thread.

>>49403376
>only get $20k per share
Must be after a few splits

>>49403373
kek baggies COPE

How many shares to make it?

We are allll gonna make it

>>49403418
1

any leafs on? how does a TFSA work? am i really just going to be able to take all my gainz out post MOASS without any taxes? as far as I can tell you can only put 6k in a year but anything you take out is completely tax free

>>49403373
I will spend copious amounts of money to track your ip down and have you and your family gang raped by chimps

>>49403089
trust the science!

Called this last week
>be meeting they just had
>vote passed so um well maybe we will consider thinking about perhaps planning to talk about having a dividend or split
>just kidding split fully prepared because fuck hedgies give them no time

>>49403444
Trips dont lie baby

>>49403444

Already had the shares for a 2 or 3:1 split IIRC.

>>49403444
Checked. The vote allows them to do a bigger split.

>>49403444
Checked. Hedgies r fukt

you're at 133.70 , GMEBagholders. your ATH is 347.51 , GMEBagholders. you are down almost 62%, GMEBagholders. your GMEBags are going to zero, GMEBagholders.

>>49400564
>bravo 6 going dark
First time I opened one of these leddit generals and this is what I see?
Lmao you guys are a joke

>>49400024
kek quitties

Bot above me is a fag

>49403525
ooo look he's trying

indian shills can't tolerate gay bulls

>49403525
The price is fake you goober

hey guys did that anon ever learn work ethic because its now very obvious thats what conan is talking about
>49403525
ath is 483 wtf where did you get your script

Every Indian dreams of growing up and being as good as Pakistan at cricket

>>49403559
ATH is 513…

>>49403388
>How about that fag who accounted for a third of the posts in a thread.

>>49403444
>Last time he was tweeting this early about work the Splividend was announced. Excited to see if todays early morning work tweet also implies an exciting day!

>>49402749
kek

>>49403525

>>49403388
checked
>>49403584
must've graduated cum laude

burgeranons, whats the current situation there? how we feeling about stocks today? do i need to reduce my long before nysm opens?

>>49403615
why do burgers make such a fuss about how loud you can cum?

>mfw i buy an entire indian city after moass and make them slaughter their cows to get even
Remember, we are squeezing and there is nothing you can do about it

>>49403525
Facts Fast-Fire Round
1. GMEBags are worthless
2. GMEbags will never be worth more than now (price only goes down)
3. GMEBagholders never get richer (since they never take profits when it pumps)
4. price goes down (approaches zero)
5. price will reach zero (this makes GMEbags worthless)

>>49403667
>GME only goes down
>GME pumps

>>49403667
Facts-fast fire round

1. Shorts never closed
2. You’re a faggot
3. You’re going to kill yourself for being such a faggot

Stay mad

>>49403430
Theoretically yes. But with what's going on it ottawa who knows if that'll stay the same.

Also be aware, if transferring into a tfsa from a different type of investment sccount you will pay capital gains on it for the difference between initial purchase/time of transfer.

>>49403684
Baggie, you're GMEbagholding. Your cope is showing

Jeets are working hard today. We must be so close.

WAGMI

>>49403721
based thats great

>>49403727
Mad at baggies lol lmao

Kek. An entire year of lower lows and lower highs and GMEbaggies are still thinking a squeeze is happening

bots and shills continue to meltdown and appear to be subsidized by a work training program for the mentally defunct, if amazon pumps it will greenlight potential gme split fomo, retail short holders about to get liquidated, are we sure its not dotr?
>>49403570
>
>>49403631
what the actual fuck are you talking about anon

I am addicted to using DoorDash.
After MOASS I’m going to tip people so well to make up for the fact I don’t tip people now kek

Non GME holders certainly are seething today

>>49402692
So this is the pilpul hedgies believe
>they don't deserve to have money because they'll waste it, unlike me who will use their money and reinvest it into make better schemes and systems to take their money from them so I can count the summers I can still fuck 3 models on a boat

Fuck off faggot you shod be glad our aspirations are to enjoy our life instead of hunting you down, and if you're not a shill, after you paper hand at 1.6mil I will look for recently sold plots of land and carpet bomb you

>>49403388
based
>>49403584
>>49403631
>>49403812
>must've graduated cum laude

>>49403721
I expect Trudeau to do everything he can to try and get as much of my money as he can. I hate politicians so much I plan on spending my days and gains making life living hell for any and all snake in a suit

>>49403872
You think being a leaf is bad? We get taxes on our capital gains here in Aus and then it goes towards our income… after MOASS I’m going to end up paying 40% tax to the gay Australian government.

>>49400506
Amazon down 95%. Kek baggies.

>>49402692
Yes, and?

>>49401629
I'll sell one at $200k.

>>49403872
>>49403891
>paying taxes to an illegitimate puppet regime
no, no I dont think I will
trudeau can come suck the tax dollars out of the head of my cock

>>49403393
20k per share after a 500:1 split

>>49402203
i ain't clicking that shit

>>49403891
>Not getting 50% CGT discount for holding for more than 12 months

are you the full quid mate?

>>49404067
No I’ve been holding since Jan 21.
However I’m 99.99% sure that you get CGT. And then the government looks at how much you’ve earned all up throughout the year and you have to pay income tax…

>>49403891
We get that too. If you're in a top tax bracket lyou end losing about 40-45% annually.
Tfsa is the only saving grace

>>49404086
From what I can tell they include CGT earnings when calculating total income

>>49404134
>>49404134
>>49404134
Threaded.

>>49404086

If you make $100,000,000 on GME and you have held for 12 months, you'll reduce the capital gains by 50% before you report it as income at tax time. The top tax bracket is 45% if you make over $180k, so you'll be paying an effective tax of about 22.5% on that $100,000,000 when you file your taxes.

>>49403891
most americans will be paying about 45% of our gains to the government.

Autists, report in.

Why would Bezos do a 20:1 split the pre-market of GME retail shorts forced closure for failed to settle underlying on Interactive Brokers? Take into cosideration the Dark Pool connection.

>>49400564
Based, but retards will still shut their eyes to the truth.