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>>49398723
This thread will be nuked by shit eating jannies.

>>49398723
Very cool, OP. I had forgotten that i wanted to try kefir, so thanks for the post.
>>49398749
No doubt. Anything of substance is usually nuked.

>>49398723
I was just in a thread where Mrgay told me to drink kefir. I couldn't find out where to buy the kefir grains though. Kroger doesn't have them, whole foods doesn't have them. I live in flyover heaven, so I can't imagine any grocery store near me will have them. Any online stores or brands you would recommend?

>>49398723
Sounds good to me op I'll try some out

>>49399055
Linkies need a lot of kefir
>85%

>>49398723
Based I’ve been drinking picrel
And thinking about making my own sour kraut

kefir alone won't fix it but it helps a lot
>>49399011
i got mine for free off craigslist

You vil eat de bugz and drink de cum

>>49398723
bump this is interesting. Im a bit lactose intolerant, can I still enjoy kefir?

>>49399080
I took profit at $40 and you will be exclusively eating bugs for no more than eight years. I'll be naming my NEET node "Kefir Farm" in your honor. *dabs *ctrl + w

>>49399197
Yes because the lactose (dairy sugar) is fermented and eaten by the microbes
I’m lactose intolerant too

But what about amateurbiotics?

>>49399011
Search Amazon or etsy
https://www.etsy.com/listing/696293330/1-tsp-live-organic-milk-kefir-grain?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=milk+kefir+grains&ref=sr_gallery-1-2&frs=1&pop=1&organic_search_click=1

Store bought is not even close to as good due to pasteurization killing all the good bacteria. Home made is cheaper and way more powerful.
>>49399088
I made some of that too, it's pretty cash
>>49399197
Yes you definitely can, the probiotics in the culture consume all or most of the lactose in the milk and many lactose intolerant people drink kefir.

>>49399239
>Eating anything thats being sold on amazon or etsy
Might as well base your diet around what you can find on wish and aliexpress

Make sure to buy "live" and "active" grains, avoid dried, "starter grains" and "starter culture."

>>49399265
The grains are just starter and come from home growers, domestically. Then you can use whatever milk you desire.

>>49398723
Pretty based thread OP.

When I was studying neuroscience a few years ago, I remember there was a lot of groundbreaking studies on how our microbiome plays a bigger role in our behavior and health than we realize.

My million dollar idea (which I'm sure people have already worked on and are trying to implement) was to take this research, and create a new approach to treating depression, which I think would be great for people who don't want to be on medication or for those who don't respond to meds. I don't think this is a silver bullet, or a cure-all, but another tool in the arsenal is never a bad thing, as far as treatment is concerned. I wonder if you could even treat issues like low T and low hGH with the right microbiome.

I'm sure I'm too late to the party, but it's something I could see being successfully commercialized and make a lot of money. Thanks for reminding me of this OP. I think I'm going to look around and see if any therapies are being developed, and also see who is funding this.

>>49398723
Are you the same guy who posted that thread about chili peppers curing cancer

>>49399291
Reminds me of when my mom used to get kombucha fungus from people she met at health food stores
>>49399462
The big pharma companies fuck with the natural medicine companies hard
I remember one that was going to pay for all natural medicines to be put through clinical trials
They folded before getting off the ground

holy shit fucking ebay is a godsend. I'm saving a fuck ton on grains mushrooms and all sorts of goods off ebay. As soon as I buy a house im getting into the backyard farm game

>>49399462
I like your idea a lot. Fasting can boost hgh. Maybe a kefir fast?
It can help curb overeating too, as well as inflammation. It’s kind of a silver bullet for things that get out of whack and cause more depression.

Eating yogurt isn't going to make my life less shitty and therefore is unlikely to cure my heart feeling hurties.

>>49399726
That’s what you think now. Once you fix your neurotransmitters you can see your thoughts from a new angle and be less bothered.

>>49398723
That's gross, but i lacto tons of vegetables
Garlic and onions is king

has to be cultured from raw milk, using pasteurized bullshit as its base its self defeating

>>49399205
Stop it! They are frens now!

>>49399462
I mean, it's pretty straightforward. Look at the shit of a bunch of depressed people, try to pinpoint the presence/lack of bacteria that are correlated. Then just supplement that, possibly by shoving shit back into their ass.

>>49399798
Biz isn’t ready for the probiotic enema
The brown pill

>>49399798
Or you could eat lacto fermented stuff.
But it's more fun watching shows about how people have to give themselves enemas of healthy people poop, or eat healthy people poop pills.
I need to get my poop on the market. Selling your poop for people to eat has to be a good feeling

>>49399777
Checked, share your process
>>49399781
Not necessarily. Raw is great but as long as the culture is reproducing you’re fine

>>49399829
I could sell mine for people who are too happy and/or productive

>>49399916
> take this depressing poop and shove it up your ass to be depressed too
Who wouldn’t buy?

>>49398723
How does this shit taste? Gonna try some for sir gay

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Unless it’s raw milk kefir it’s useless

>>49398723
Drinking your urine is a lot easier. Making kefir is a pain in the ass. Drinking your urine is easy since you pee a lot. And it works better and balances you perfectly.

>>49399939
Alone tastes just like unflavored yogurt, kind of tart
>>49399978
Why, besides obvious benefits of raw milk? I made some with both raw cow and goat milk, and pasteurized milk ferments just fine. Missing some of the milk’s bacteria but not at all useless.

>>49399993
Why not both/ Kefir is so easy to make, literally just mix part of a starter bottle like Lifeway and some milk in a glass bottle. Leave it to ferment for 2 days in the fridge, and you're golden. Speaking of golden, time your urine consumption to after you consume energy drinks and vitamin supplements. Absorption of the excess.

>>49399978
Wrong
I’ve gotten great effects from kefir in controlling my sweating and I’ve never had raw milk version

>>49399993
Do you have any sources for this?

>>49398723
how do i make my own keifer seeds or whatever

based thread
100% about to be pruned
same for iodine wich I take daily with lemon and apple juice to destroy the nanobots and keep kikes away from my brain
youtube still have some "recommendations" working well so I guess I need more sun exposure during the "bad hours" without "sunscreen" obviously

I think Kefir is bullshit i got much better results from Sauerkraut and the vitamin U in the cabbage also heals your stomach which is great if you've taken a lot of pills/booze

>>49398723
Very cool OP. You guys should also try sauerkraut and kimchi, they also contain a lot of good probiotics that are good for the gut flora, they are basically in the same league as kefir

>>49400227
Yeah the source is I had leaky gut, IBS, and horrible death tier constipation for a year. Anytime I ate carbs and or sugar I got unsteady gait and nauseous. I was basically at 20% function. I’m searching the Internet for months. And every so often in the YouTube comments for various subject videos to heal I’d see a comment do urine therapy. Didn’t even register in my head what that was, and would keep scrolling. Then one time I see the comment from someone that they did urine therapy and cured their lupus which is one of the last things you want. So im like fuck, what is this? Started researching and it all made sense. Went to organic urine therapy videos and endless comments of people being fixed of everything. Not the propaganda videos against it where all the comments are “durr hurt I bet they eat shit too.” But the thing that really clicked with me is that urine is not waste like we’ve been lied to but ultra filtered blood plasma that has all our critical antibodies, stem cells, minerals, vitamins, proteins, hormones, enzymes, and last but not least amino acids to heal from anything. So I said fuck it and drank a glass. Within 5 mins my formerly dead intestines started gurgling and came alive. Next morning I shit my brains out like I was giving birth. All sorts of bad flukes and shit came out of me. End of the week I’m stuffing my face with pizza again without any issue.

>pic related a girl I was talking to with bad stomach issues that I got to do it.

>>49400227
Also I’m the TRE anon… so I have some credibility throughout 4chan.

>>49400331
Thanks anon
I’m going to check this out

>>49400218
And make no mistake when I say this. It fixes fucking everything. I stepped on a rusty nail few days ago and I haven’t gotten a tetanus booster in probably 20 years. Start peeing in a bucket and put my foot in it for about 3 mins. Then I realize that I need to get to the doctor to get a tetanus shot because my face/jaw started feeling a little funny. Start drinking my urine as I’m driving to the doctor. By the time I got to the doctor the funny feeling in my face went away. I’m certain had I just kept drinking my urine I wouldn’t need a tetanus shot. But I wasn’t gonna fuck around with that and got the booster.

>>49400365
Madonna is reverse trolling here. The elite give glimpses to the riffraff what really heals knowing full well they will never do it and continue taking big pharma poisons.

>>49399993
Fuck of ranjesh

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Also I forgot to add… since I had put my foot in the urine for about 5 mins… by the time I was in the doctors office the assistant is wanting me to show her where the wound is. We couldn’t find it. It healed that fast.

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>ranjesh

>>49400383
What does it taste like?
I drink mostly water but take supplements sometimes
I wonder if it will taste better if I drink mostly water piss or after taking some supplements

>>49400426
Stop the supplements. You don’t need them. I mean, it doesn’t taste good initially but it’s not bad as long as you got a clean diet and drink eater. Once you realize it’s filtered blood and not waste it’s actually easy to do despite not tasting great of course. If you think it’s waste then obviously your not gonna be able to tolerate it. It actually grows on you and you ALMOST crave it in a sense. It also trains your body to want live foods. Like you aren’t going to be wanting a cheeseburger at lunch time if you drink a glass in the morning. Meat has almost lost its appeal to me. I used to eat steak at least weekly. And now 2-3 years later i have no desire to eat steak. I still do and I enjoy it when I do but only once every 2 months.

>>49398723
>Probiotics can play a huge role in curing depression.
>Most people have heard of serotonin and dopamine, but what most people don't know is that around 90% of serotonin and 50% of dopamine is made in the digestive tract. Fermenting your own food is extremely easy, and the only way to get the most living probiotics into your system.

Except that dopamine and serotonin can't cross the blood brain barrier.
Even if it could, randomly flooding the whole brain with random amounts of dopamine and serotonin isn't going to magically make you happy.
This is such reductionist retard level thinking going on here.

>>49400426
Also I’m not drinking it daily. I mean I sometimes go stretches where I I’ll drink it daily. Then I stop and maybe a couple times a week. Maybe I feel a heart palpitations and I start drinking it. Or if I have any issues.

Crushed my finger in my power windows a while back. Right where the nail meets the skin. Most sensitive spot. Finger starts turning black and blue. I’m thinking gangrene potentially. Pee in a cup. Hold my finger in my urine for an hour. End of the hour my finger is literally turning pink again that quickly. Every 10 mins I would take it out for a few seconds and there was a strong pulse right where my finger was crushed. The urine was re-facilitating blood circulation into my finger. Was literally miraculous.

>>49400469
I can’t believe the info I’m reading online about it.
Makes sense though
I’ll probably try it tomorrow
Is it better to drink morning piss or afternoon

Kefir and other probiotics are a very effective cancer treatment, anyone know any biotech firms working with it?

>>49398723
Can't I just ferment my own cum?

>>49400580
Only if you’re unvaxxed

>>49400544
Morning is the best. Cuz your body has rested and has all the good shit in the morning. But I would suggest when starting just do it midday with after drinking some water and start slowly to get used to it. Just take a gulp and assess how you feel.

It’s also the fastest way to spiritual enlightenment.

>>49399462
>I remember there was a lot of groundbreaking studies on how our microbiome plays a bigger role in our behavior and health than we realize.
kek it's so funny how science shits all over occult/metaphysics but is just veerrryyy slowly in the process of realizing it's all true, in total disbelief the whole time.

>>49400558
Just gotta eat hot peppers to cure cancer. I zapped my jaw tumor pretty much instantly when I put Dr. C’s hot cayenne pepper extract under my tongue. Was immediate. Tumor started twinging and dissolving. Was a weird but good feeling.

>>49400499
Would this work for tooth cavity or sensitivity I can't handle hot or cold stuff anymore in one side of my mouth it sucks
Just swish pee pee for one hour sounds pee pee poo poo apuish lol but whatever works

>>49400611
Give me a sec… let me go to archives of shit I posted on /pol/

>>49400611
I’ve been chewing for 20 years. Last year I get a tooth infection and need a root canal. Classic gum disease and peridontal disease symptoms. Loose tooth, horrible pain in cheek, gingivitis, bad breath, bleeding enflamed gums when I brushed teeth...the works. I was fucked. Tried tea tree oil, coconut oil pulling, salt/water. Nothing worked. Then I’m like... will urine help with this?

Found this article....

https://www.healingteethnaturally.com/urine-therapy-teeth-gum-problems.html

Held my urine in my mouth 15 mins at a time 3 times a day. Each time after doing it the pain went away, and would come back, but less and less each time. End of the week... tooth infection gone, pain gone, loose tooth firmed up, bleeding gums stopped, and receding gum line started coming back, and my gums looked alive again. Fucking miracle

>>49400611
So luckily for you you don’t even have to drink it. Just hold on your mouth.

>>49400611
You should unironically do it right now and report back in 20 mins

>>49400627
What kind of water should I be drinking ? Is distilled ok or just regular spring water ? To form this pee pee ?

>>49400648
Doesn’t matter. I think distilled is better but I haven’t done that

How much pee pee do I drink for optimal health ? 3-8 glasses a day but I should also be drinking water to make that pee pee tho
Or should it be like 3 glass of pee pee and 3 glass of distilled water ?

>>49400609
Trad Science is coming over to the side of the mystics and shamans more and more everyday

>>49400609
Some great examples are that shit transfers and leeches are back in fashion. TCM herbs are being researched as new pharma drugs.

>around 90% of serotonin and 50% of dopamine is made in the digestive tract.

And? As if that actually translates to those chemicals being bioavailable. Spoiler: they’re not, they’re basically chemically identical to amino acids which will get absorbed into bloodstream and remetabolized for whatever purpose or shitted out. If it was viable to take these orally people would be using them instead of SSRIs and addictions to various bullshit to squeeze dopamine out of their retarded brains.

You’ve made no actual link to the kefir species you promote actually producing these chemicals either. You just handwaved the fact that kefir = bacteria = WAOW EPIC MICROBIOME GUTFLORA and expected people to believe you. Nobody knows shit about gut microbiome garbage except single moms trying to sell you essential oils that you JUST HAVE TO chug to “”””””fix””””” your microbiome which will finally make you happy. It’s a load of shit and you should kill yourself and this has nothing to do with business or finance. t. biologist

>>49400684
Just drink what your comfortable with. But the more the better. Start slow tho. Like if you are SICK you need to be drinking 3 liters a day. Also drink water after. The only downfall of urine therapy is that it can dehydrate you. But that’s like if you are just drinking urine a lot and then nit following up with some water for extended period of time

Inb4 I die from drinkingy own urine...
Great another timeline shift

>>49400731
Wait so three liters of urine a day
I wonder should I skip some.urine after it's been re re cycled ? And replenish with distilled water again ?

>>49400747
That’s if you have like a deathly disease. Just a glass should be fine per day. Just take a gulp initially for the first few days

>>49400732
Do it right now. And just take a sip.

>>49400723
You're retarded and a half-assed appeal to authority isn't enough to change the truth. While getting your gut biome in a better place won't make you superman or cure cancer, it does in fact help with a litany of health issues and while it won't cure schizophrenia or autism it'll certainly help you be healthier in general which has an overall positive affect on mental health, of which any appreciable gain in that area would help someone with any mental illness manage it better than they do without it. Kefir is a great source, as is kombucha and other fermented veggies like garlic/onions/saurkraut/kimchi. The only real pseudoscience shit I've seen here aside from vast and broad exaggerations as to the level of help unfucking your gut biome would provide someone is that kafir is only "truly" helpful if it's made with raw milk. Unpasteurized milk is a great way to get fucking deathly ill for most people in any form.

I lost weight, shit better and more regularly, and crave sugar far less ever since fixing my guts with just the addition of the foodstuffs I mentioned into my diet combined with probiotic capsules and regularly eating yoghurt. It's not a meme and helps a bunch of people with a bunch of shit.

>kiefer
DAMN IT CHLOE

>>49400769
Oh wow it taste kinda bitter
Teeth feel better what the fuck ?!
The damn Jews have been hiding this shit to pump there damn pharma shit

>>49400792
>While getting your gut biome in a better place won't make you superman or cure cancer, it does in fact help with a litany of health issues and while it won't cure schizophrenia or autism it'll certainly help you be healthier in general which has an overall positive affect on mental health

the problem is current knowledge of gut flora. you don’t know ANYTHING about it and neither do i, because the multiple communities of gut bacteria are so widely varied and individualized that to say “X does Y” for any input is completely meaningles and unprovable. The only real takeaway is that you need to have at least the lowest threshold of certain species to make vitamins and metabolize a few other things. Any other claim is 100% fucking retarded newage bullshit.

>kefer is a great source
Of what? “”””””””””probiotic””””””””? Yeah it’ll introduce bacteria. To what end? As mentioned above? Drinking E Coli media is PROBIOTIC too dipshit. There’s so little specificity to what you’re talking about that it’s pretty much faith that drinking a random lactobacillus culture will make your body more heckin wholesome or whatever you retarded wiccan tattoo’d polyamorous single mom lmao

>>49400892
How long did you hold on your mouth?

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>>49398723
I’ve just tried fulvic minerals and shilajit because of this board and they work great
Now I’m going to be drinking rotten milk, my urine and eating rotten cabbage
Can I just buy Whole Foods kefir tho?

>>49400903
About 10 minutes or so then I swing the entire like 80% glass first time I ever drank that much urine on purpose besides accidentally drinking my own piss bottles
I feel good like all my investments will moon today

>>49400952
Yeah it’ll re-establish your enamel. Keep doing it.

>>49400912
>whoa I was eating all the goy slop I was sold with zero research and had some autoimmune problems, then when I bravely rejected it and elected to change my diet drastically it got better!!! How did this happen?? Probably because my diet change………. was to pure piss

Can you just shut the fuck up for 100 years

also this isn’t business and finance

>>49400974
How does it do that is there calcium in my own pee pee ? Does it take it from my bones ?
It's so weird thanks /biz/ I did some TRe got some Nac and gluthone and now I'm drinking my own pee pee
Hope I don't die from the urine tho
But I feel good energized almost lol

>>49400977
I hope you choke on homeless piss

I’m fighting a severe fungal infection and haven’t eaten grains for months
I’m drinking my piss and fermented milk tomorrow

>>49400499
>Crushed own finger in window whilst rolling it up
>Drink pee bro it's good for you

You aren't super smart, are you?

What the fuck, I just drank my girlfriends piss and now I feel amazing, it is like my mind and soul is one. My body feels so good now.

>>49400998
When I got covid 10 months ago I felt like I got hit by a truck. Extreme chills and bad fever that came on fast. I hadn’t been that sick in probably 15-20 years. Immediately start looping my urine. At the 90 minute mark they both broke together at the same time instantly. 40 mins later I’m beating off to hentai porn before bed which was the absolute furthest thing from my mind 2 hours earlier.

>>49398723
based thread.
been drinking kefir for a wee while now and feel noticably better in my gut and digestion.

the jew fears a traditional diet bros
stop eating high fructose corn syrup

>>49400985
Making kefir is a business btw

>>49401037
Forget the fermented shit. Don’t get me wrong, it’s beneficial and no doubt helps. But all you need is your urine.

>>49399798
Yea, just collect shit samples from a billion people for your dataset (no, you can’t just go to India and swab streets because that is not a genetically diverse population not a controlled environment). Then collect hundreds of proprietary measuring modalities like https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC106730/ for hundreds of different bacterial strains to test whatever your hypothesis is (assuming you can create a viable hypothesis relating to shit bacteria and mental health).

Now, find the right activation function to train the neural net for this very specific, never-before-collected dataset to train your AI to recognize patterns of “mental health” which are mainly just symptoms recognized by Jewish Drug pushing psych doctors and see if the fecal bacteria strains agree with Mr. Goldstein that Patient XX2345687 has “bipolar depressive disorder” based on his shit.

Oh, make sure you also control for the diets of these people in some way and collect enough shit samples to normalize data.

Seems pretty simple honestly.

Don’t forget to get funding. Let us know how it works out Anon. Shouldn’t take much more than a week or two.

>>49400998
I don’t know. Your urine is your own medicine and own vaccine. It just works.

You already drank and breathed in your moms urine then your own in the womb. It’s how you were formed. Amniotic fluid is urine.

>>49398723
>KEFIR BROS

>>49401099
I’m antivax but after reading this thread, I’m pro piss

>>49400902
The Virgin
>I must understand something fully before taking action and since we don't fully understand the gut making changes to the biome is le heckin bad
vs The Chad
>Other people have had success with fixing their gut by eating fermented foods and taking probiotics since I ate like shit previously and would like to be healthier
Guess which one gets actual positive results? Malding like an autist on the internet or making a change to address an issue and it being a positive one for most that do it? I'm just gonna go ahead and say it, you sound dumber than the guys gargling piss for tooth and gum issues especially since that actually does help as urea is antibacterial.

>>49398723
sry bro I dont wanna drink kiefer sutherland's cum

Everyone in this thread is going to die from drinking their own dirty piss

>>49401099
Amniotic fluid consists of urine. It is not urine. That’s like saying amphetamine water is mostly water, therefore amphetamine water IS water.

>>49398723
I drank it for weekly for 9 months after I was on antiobiotics for 6 weeks.

I stopped when I realized it was fucking my intestines up. Terrible cramps and what not. Idk

>>49401099
Does drinking pee pee cure the vax ?
I wonder what happens if I drank my wife's or mom's pee......

>>49401121
This thread is great
1 guy has convinced a bunch of to drink homemade rotten milk and another has convinced a bunch of us to drink pee

I’m a believer, the research looks good for both

>>49401135
Well if i do die it won't be the first time or the last I've jumped like 7 timelines already
If I can jump to another timeline just by drinking pee it's a bonus

>>49401178
We’re taking the pee pill and breaking free from the matrix

>>49401060
You are supposed to drink your own piss as it's custom tailored to your own body.

>>49401131
People feel better generally when they fix their diet over time. To attribute it to ONE SPECIAL I GREDIENT is retard tier. Healthy people don’t compulsively obsess about every little thing they eat. They have a well rounded social life, a strong family life, and eat wholesome seasonal foods. Oh, and generics overrides everything anyway. That is the takeaway from all health longevity research.

All this obsessive shit about SUPERFOODS and other super secret ingredients is just typical American marketing bull shit and trying to push a simple solution to your problem. It all sprouts up around people who are obsessed with exercise and regimented nutrition as if controlling those things will inherently fix some complex problem they may be having.

The problems we face are much deeper than food, Anons. Kefir won’t save you. Eat vegetables and healthy protein sources and you’ve mostly got nutrition covered. Enjoy your life (you cannot do this which is a problem), socialize (you cannot do this which is a problem), have a nice family life (you cannot do this which is a problem). Oh and control your genetics.

If only you niggers would tongue my anus more often for all the healthy shit bacteria, you might stop shooting each other and build Wakanda.

>>49401197
Something just connected I feel in tune with the universe
I know which investments will moon soon
All.this from a 60% glass full of 3am pee pee...........................
Jews need to leave

>>49401135
My mom was kind of shocked how well it worked for me but still wasn’t gonna do it. But one day she had a slightly annoying rash, red and slightly itchy. I said rub your urine on it. So she did since that’s obviously way easier than drinking it. She did it and came downstairs and was in shock. Itching stopped immediately and redness went away.

Few months later she calls me up and had laryngitis, 50% talking function. No big deal. Next day she calls and her talking function is at 5%. You would have thought she was dying if you didn’t know she had laryngitis. Laryngitis is inflammation and infection related. Most of the time it’s not a big deal but it can spiral. So I demanded she drink it. So she did. She drank it twice before bed and once in the morning. Calls me at 10am and she’s like it worked! Her talking function was back at 85% in less than 12 hours.

Few days later she calls me and is in distress became her sinuses are clogged. I said do it again. Calls me back 10 mins later and is like holy shit. Sinuses cleared up literally instantly as she downed her urine

>>49401131
yea go gargle piss dumb nigger

itll fix your brain chemistry, height, hairline, weight, cravings, chakra… everything really. GUT MICROFLORA. PROBIOTIC. who KNOWS what that means??? I don’t! I must be right, it’s a jargon-sounding term!!

>>49401251
If you rub your urine in your hair it releases pheromones and will subconsciously turn on chicks and you’ll finally get laid

>>49401240
I’m imagining your mother spraying her own urine into her varied orifices and it’s making me understand where your autism originates.

>>49401238
Yeah it’s only for the hugely advanced

>>49398723
Tried this a while ago, didn't do shit for depression. At one point I would drink almost a litre of kefir a day, because the culture wouldn't stop growing so I had more and more every week. Have been drinking kefir for ~3 years now so I doubt it'll happen any time soon.
It's great for gut health though, a glass of kefir and some electrolytes cures any minor hangover in a couple of hours.
Also definitely business and finance related as after a couple of months you unlock the unlimited kefir culture glitch and can sell any excess to local crystal mommies in your area

>>49401286
https://www.news18.com/amp/news/buzz/man-who-drinks-own-urine-daily-claims-it-removed-depression-made-him-look-younger-5085859.html

>>49399978
Got (((diagnosed))) with (((crohns))) so i tried making lots of raw milk kefir besides having a clean diet. Turned out i just needed some very restricted and super rare antibiotics to fix it.

>>49401286
Few weeks back I had th drive 10 hours for this intensive acupuncture thing for a week. My sleep schedule was all messed up and I was going to bed at like 6am and waking up at 2. So I decided to just leave at 5am cuz I couldn’t get to sleep early to get on a normal schedule for the beginning of my sessions in the morning a couple days later. So I leave at 5 am and within an hour I’m already getting tired and would probably end up crashing. Now when you drink your urine in the morning it wakes you right the fuck up like your already in mid day consciousness. So I start drinking my urine as I’m driving and it’s keeping me awake but I gotta keep doing it. I drank probably 3 liters of my urine in 6 hours and it was by far the most I’ve ever drank. And after drinking all that I felt so happy and perfect. It was very strange. It works

>>49401228
>>49401251
Why do NPC’s get so upset at people eating healthy?
Go shill vaccines on Reddit

>>49398723
All your problems comes from resistent fungus, bacteria and microplasta. Just get a fecal transplant

>>49401223
Who gives a fuck what YOU think. My girlfriends piss literally just cured my lifelong depression.

>>49401178
>>49401197
IMAGINE THE TASTE

>>49401353
You didn’t read my posts. I said you should eat healthily retard. You should also tongue my anus for the attention span increasing probiotics.

>>49398723
JANNIES!!!!!!!!!!!

wait until you faggots find out about poop chewing

Yes. I drink pic related regularly and I feel great. I concur with OP.

>>49401396
>doesn’t believe superfoods are healthy
But believes in eating healthy
Fuck off retard

The doctors never helped me with anything really in all honesty they get rid of the symtoms but the fucking Jews never cure you
And sigh I wished I found out about piss drinking earlier in my life im 35 now and I'm drinking at least a full glass every single mother fucking day til the day I fly

>>49399462
Here in France a guy named Thierry Casasnovas, who preaches to change how and what we eat to alleviate (or even cure) a lot of health issues, has been harrassed for years by pharma astroturfers disguised as "science speakers" who have recruited hordes of illiterate "OMG i fucking love science!" trolls to harass him, his coworkers, and anyone who speaks about his methids, which are really just basic hygienism

Problem isn't that the microbiome effect on physical health and mental health is unknown, it's that pharma interests are at stake

>>49401178
Do you believe that every time you die you jump timelines and it's like it never happened in the new one? Does this lead you to believe you'll never truly die? If I was to jump off a building now would I just continue somewhere else with no recollection of it happening?

>>49401708
If you follow some sort of framework for this thinking, do share. I've had similar contemplations while tripping.

>>49401437
get fleched

>>49401519
Wtf is a “superfood” it is a label that is attributed to every food item. It is a meaningless term.

>M0SyrMV0
Imagine derailing this awesome thread with your uninformed indian bullshit to gaslight people into not drinking kefir.

>>49401708
Basically it was like it happened but you either wake up somewhere safe as it was a dream or say in a horrible car crash yes the car is wrecked but you somehow made it out unscathed and I figured each time I "died" the timelines got wilder and crazier and more unhinged
Cue COVID and a bunch of other shit in past 5 years or so
I remember ODing on Xanax and vodka dying on the hospital room and suddenly appearing in my own bed waking up as nothing happened and it was 4 days later... Back in 2017

>>49401519
Google:

Is X a superfood?

Where X = any fruit, vegetable, cheese, meat, nut, or whatever

The answer is always “yes” because some Jew is trying to shove more X down your gullet for your shekels

>>49401765
Same thing for eating like 5 times a day
Just to run the food industrial complex
Fasting is pretty good too

>>49401154
Drink less of it and build up. Maybe even try some of the weaker versions. You'd have the same experience introducing anything new to your gut.

>>49401765
interdasting anon

>>49401765
Fruits and vegetables?
Are you retarded?
Do you think McDonald’s chicky nuggies are superfood to you fat fuck
You know as much about nutrition as Tyrone

>>49401519
It’s much easier to say “eat a varied diet of real food.” It’s exhausting seeing kikes trying to monetize every little biproduct (I.e. coffee fruit extract) as an “antioxidant,” literally everything as a “superfood” and now every random herb that creates a noticeable dopaminergic effect (or other hormonal effect) as a “nootropic.”

Rastafarians have this shit figured out a lot better than you gullible retards.

It’s all about money at the end of the day. Make your own kefir, that’s great. But don’t think drinking kefir and changing nothing else in your life will do anything.

Try this if you want true change: grow or kill everything you eat for a year. This includes feeding your chickens healthily and letting them free range which is difficult because so many foxes and birds of prey want to eat those fat fucks.

I did this 50% where the other 50% was food items hunted, fished, or grown by sources I vetted from people in my locale (NW USA at that time).

It’ll make a difference Anon.

>>49401818
And Tyrone knows as much as you. Eat real food of whose production or procurement you can attest to. How much of your diet do YOU produce nigger? How much of it do you directly know the producers and their practices? You know what they feed their livestock and where that comes from? Oh none?

Go take some (((antioxidants))) faggot. Cure your (((free radicals))) that are specifically causing your (((cancer))).

>>49401842
>But don’t think drinking kefir and changing nothing else in your life will do anything.
I started wiith only adopting kefir into my diet. No other changes whatsoever. There's a noticable effect after a month. Everyone who tries it agrees.
Afterward i started changing the rest of my diet.
Sto ptrying to demotivate people into trying kefir you fag.

>>49401842
>Rastafarians
I knew you were black
>>49401880
>re uses my insult
Fucking nignogs can’t think for themselves

You know it's a bear market when a thread about kefir fixing your depression is getting this much traction lmao

>>49402186
9 red weeks isn't enough for you?

>>49401341
Also have Crohn's, you mind sharing your secret

yesterday there was thread about sergey twitter profile, old posts from 2009.
and sergey was shilling keifer back in 2010 or something.

and today, we have this.

>>49402300
Crohn's and IBS is actually a parasite infestation that has gone beyond critical mass, and requires antiparasitic drugs like Ivermectin and Albendazole. There are treatments that involve NAC and Black Seed Oil, look into the parasite pill.

>>49398723
Drinking 1l everyday mixed with oat

>>49398723
>90% of serotonin and 50% of dopamine is made in the digestive tract
pop science bs for brainlets
the microbiome has many thousands of species and you think some of the very few 10ish species in kefir will give you superpowers
scienceworshippers are a mistake
keep taking your boosters

>>49402663
>science
vs
>thousands of years of regular use
It's sold in the streets in ee anon.

>>49402507
BTC maxis fud seed oil, LINK marines shill keifir. Such is the nature of the bear market

>>49402507
I've been given water kefir grains (for fruit fermentation) by two totally unrelated friends two weeks ago at a couple days interval, now this thread
Something is going on in the collective (un)conscious

>>49402729
stupid nigger I even brew my own cause my parents did
but it does not do what you claim
you schizos claim its the pharmakikes supresing it, but guess what its the researchers making shit up to get published and funding, people working in real fields know the microbiome research is bullshit
why is depression and suicide higher in eastern europe? so many drink kefir there. . really activates your almonds

>>49402800
ID's exist you low IQ pharmashill faggot.

>>49400331
kys cultist

>>49402300
start with picoprep to empty your guts. then 4 weeks of metronidazole and finish with a 6 week vancomycin taper or just do the vanco
I know its a meme but you also need sun exercise and decent food. And never hold back your shit, just shit your pants or shart in mart whatever just dont hold it
>>49402507
and avoid retards like this faggot

>>49402300
meant to say aviod this guy>>49402578
>>49402507 will make you rich

5-HTP + Kefir is pretty good

>>49398723
based kafvir haver
meat i dont need but kefir i cant without

I make my own water based kefir. Kind of tastes like fizzy white wine. Had to get used to it, but it's quite refreshing. I drink one glass every morning and evening.

>>49401228
based response ngl

/thread

>>49401228
>It all sprouts up around people who are obsessed with exercise and regimented nutrition as if controlling those things will inherently fix some complex problem they may be having.

Won't they fix it though?

>>49400495
>hurr durr nothing in body iz connected and influence each other, everything should be viewed separately that what the kikean witch docters tell us to believe
vaxxtard detected
hurry to receive your next healthy dosis of the next vaccination retardation against gay faggot pox

>>49403757
No. It wouldn't. These endeavors are inherently "self-driven" behaviors that focus on yourself. I think they are in response to pathologies of community in addition to all of the other garbage people put into their bodies.

Since the internet has come out, social pathology is MOONING like ShibaDogeB0000nkPregnantButt perpetual future x100. Industrialization seems to have begun the pathology of the physiological. The "age of information" is really leading to the pathology of the psychological/social.

Humans didn't get to where we are today by social distancing and anonymously communicating through goyscreens.

>>49400495
There is a vagus nerve pipeline with biochemical cascades that aren't understood...recognized in mice which are infinitely more primitive than even the biggest piss gargling nigger in this thread

>>49398723
>Probiotics can play a huge role in curing depression.
>serotonin and dopamine
wtf. i got history of depression and ADD which also fucks some of that shit up, so this might be good for me

also why is this on biz and why did i come here

>>49398723
its gross though
i want to drink this sorta fermented stuff and eat like yoghurt etc but its just yuck
why do carbs have to be the most yummiest things?
>>49401228
fermented foods are the goat for gut bacteria so while its true that you need to change your whole diet things like this will help you adapt faster and are generally great
>Healthy people don’t compulsively obsess about every little thing they eat. They have a well rounded social life, a strong family life, and eat wholesome seasonal foods.
oh yeah that totally isnt like 0.1% of the population who the fuck even knows what food is seasonal anymore that doesnt obsess over it? most food is produced all year round now

>>49405409
You can literally add fruit to this stuff and it's amazing.

>>49405466
its the texture that i dislike moreso than the taste: texture is always the real problem
that thick lumpiness plus the fizzy is omega gross
i eat too much fruit desu i will just sit there and eat a whole pineapple followed by a box of grapes and still want more
fruit is amazing

Ok so the piss guy is just some seething kike trying to derail an actual useful thing to include in your diet, right?

I drink kefir and am depressed as fuck. Maybe it's the wrong brand?

>>49405638
make your own its really easy

>>49398723
This but the kefir needs to be from raw milk

>>49405638
although it is true that kefir isnt magic mdma water - it wont necessarily cure your depression
but being physically healthy contributes to being mentally healthy and gut flora etc are often overlooked when talking about nutrition in favour of simply quantitative things like
>im eating Xg of A, B, and C so my diet should be flawless!
when really youre taking garbage supplements that your body just passes
one of the main reasons heavily processed foods are super bad for you is they destroy your gut microbiome to the point where people who eat them all the time really struggle to eat actual food

>>49399197
bro just drink it, you dumb?

thanks OP, now that i started drinking lactofermented horse semen i'm no longer wrought with gut-churning anguish over gas being $5 a gallon and my country's money being counterfeit toiletpaper.
do you think if i start buying jocko willink's patented Green Goo Nutrient Paste™ i'll stop questioning the holocaust? thinking thinky thoughts make my brain hurty :(

What if you mix some of your piss into kefir when you drink it? Best of both worlds? Only thing piss is useful for that I know of and can vouch for is removing a few mild rashes, only worth drinking if you're innawoods or summat and have no clean water to drink

>>49405625
Yes.
>>49405784
No. It doesn't. Probably better if it is but you can make it with water or other stuff. Forget what it's called but they sell it in the streets in ukraine. Or used to at least.
>>49399197
My dad is lactose intolerant and he can drink it. Take it slow though and test it out though. Don't guzzle it.
>>49405532
You can get less fermented stuff that's much smoother.
I started on a mainstream brand with fruit flavor, mango strawberry rasberry etc.
Because the gassiness was gross as you said. Then you can swap to stronger stuff once you get used to it and blend it yourself or dilute it if you want but you don't have to. The weaker stuff is still 100x better than the little probiotic bullshit drinks. Better than most yogurts too.

>>49400280
>>49400295
I make my own sauerkraut too and love it. From my research, kefir has by far the most colonies, but all home fermented foods are great.
>>49400723
>>49400495
>fudding fermented milk, an ancient treat, with this much passion
>>49401919
This, it’s the single jumpstart I needed to get on track.
>>49402663
If you brew your own you should know it’s 50 cultures.
>>49405409
Put it in a smoothie. It helps you feel satiated and actually crave less carbs over time.
>>49405638
yours is probably pasteurized thus inactive. Make your own

It's also good with your protein. Has a lot of protein itself.

>>49400331
my man you drank pee when you just needed some coffee and fiber

>>49398723
been drinking homemade kefir for 10 days now will post back if it heals. so far pretty positive experiences and you're right op so much of our health has to do with the gut.

if yall think pee is good just wait untill you start eating your own shit. I've been loafing for about 3 years now and I have loads of money. It's changed my life.

>>49406660
Wait til you try sergeys bigmac kefir shits.

>>49399265
You can also buy the same exact thing on a specific online store for kefir if that makes you feel better

>>49398723
If you want to be based then you will get everything from a farmer and eat it raw. This includes animal organs, you will eat raw eggs and drink raw milk. You will have raw butter on the side. You’ll be settled.
Then some berries like blueberries, strawberries, or some other fruit that you can juice. And once in a while some vegetables.
If you are ascended tier you will try high meat.

>>49400404
Madonna doesn't even look human anymore. This is hardly a ringing endorsement

>>49399462
Yeah the pills made me fatter and fucked up my health and digestion more, the pills nearly gave me cancer in about 3 years and left me even more depressed. Fuck pharma

>>49407110
Someone did the math for anxiety meds and their potential for causing cancer and it works out at a net profit for the pharmaceuticals. Something like nine dollars on every dollar spent treating anxiety for cancer alone. Though this is probably innacurate because the meds aren't "confirmed" to cause cancer. The side-effects only say "may cause cancer" or something similar.

>BRO JUST TAKE ZINC MAGNESIUM FISH OIL CREATINE ASHWAGANDA KEIFER PSILOCYBIN RAW MEAT KOMBUCHA VITAMIN A B C D B12 AND YOUR DEPRESSION IS CURED

>>49407367
Just need the mushrooms bro

>>49398723
I brew my own water kefir because I'm a fucking leaf so I don't have any access to good quality milk. Plus I think water kefir tastes way better anyway and is way cheaper to make.

>>49407367
Healthy diet, exercise and a few treatments of psilocybin will nuke your meme depression, redditfag

>>49407367
>fat onions wojack is the one promoting nutrient dense foods
How do I get a pharma cointel disinfo aastroturf job? How is the pay? Btw I will dedicate myself to posting citations in these kefir threads and reposting the thread every day for the next year. You guys glow in the dark.

Imagine being this organically concerned about people discussing health food.

@49407367
yes, unironically

>>49407526
Water kefir is awesome, I make that too. You can unironically use the cheapest worst quality milk and still greatly benefit.

>>49407712
I don't trust Canadian milk anymore. I have been doing everything right for the past 6 years when it comes to fitness and nutrition but I still look like shit. I have a female fat distribution pattern. I grew up drinking a ton of milk and never stopped so I think that is the culprit that gave me my ugly, non masculine looking body. Even though I love the taste of milk I'll never drink it again unless I get my own cow and drink it raw

>>49398723
which exchange can i buy this coin from??

>>49398723
>what most people don't know is that around 90% of serotonin and 50% of dopamine is made in the digestive tract.
correct if im wrong but "made" is a stretch. serotonin is made from trypamine, an amino acid is meat and dairy products. protein are acid and enzymatically hydrolysed. the trypamine that's released is absorbed and converted to serotonin neural tissue. eating probiotics shouldn't really have much influence on that assuming they even remain alive once they come into contact with stomach acid.

>>49407883
Eat lsd on a full stomach aand tell me the gut has nothing to do with dope/serotonin I daare u doggy

>>49398723
Thank you Sergey

Waterkefir, frank tufano redpilled me

>>49407798
Try keto/cutting out carbs, your body will burn the fat

>>49407798
Microplastic killed your test production when you were developing. The last two generations have been so poisoned

>>49398723
Tyvm op

>>49404075
>than even the biggest piss gargling nigger in this thread
KEK!

>>49398723
I already make and drink my own kefir.
It cured my IBS at 90% btw, I just drink a glass every morning.

>>49399781
Raw milk is great to stimulate the initial growth and have a more diverse flora but the bacteria in the kefir grow from lactose, fat and proteins.

>>49408514
People clearly don't understand what pasteurization even is ITT.
You can make introduce the kefir cultures into anything with the right kit. Kefir made with unpasteurized milk may be better depending on the source and quality of the milk but you can do it with pasteurized milk and still get the kefir cultures.
Unless you're pasteurizing the kefir itself, which is akin to pasturizing yogurt after it's made, there should only be marginal differences in quality if any.

>>49408222
Yeah thats what I figured. Also my parents were lazy liberals who fed me nothing but goyslop growing up. I never ate a fresh piece of meat from the grocery store or butcher shop before the age of 18. The only decent thing I had was milk, which is probably why I'm tall, but that's the only thing good about my physique. /fit/ doesn't seem to understand this, they think anyone can just lift themselves into a good physique when in reality a good physique is derived from your genes, and your diet and lifestyle during crucial development stages, which I failed miserably at

Based thread and amazed it's still up

>>49409297
>/fit/ doesn't seem to understand this, they think anyone can just lift themselves into a good physique

Look at this guy, estrogenic female fat pattern and yet he could lift into a good physique

>>49409575
He's standing slightly sideways to hide his wide child bearing hips. I do the same thing in my photos.

>>49400495
RIP

Is it possible to turn water kefir into milk kefir?

>>49409575
Is this the result of high fructose corn syrup or medication remnants in tapwater?
Maybe both. God help Ameriga

>>49407639
Imagine the daily life of a pharma shill. The uppers, the downers, the utter detachment from emotions and values that well-chosen medication brings.
They don't even have to work so hard. They attract teenage trolls through "OMG I fucking love Science!!! xD" propaganda, and groom them in discord groups to harass alt medicine personalities and threads discussing medicine on social media

>>49409575
How did he do that

>>49409836
So what, some people have wide hips. Point is that it can be undone, I have the same problem.

>>49410586
Did you undo it?

Where can I get the good stuff

>>49410637
Not fully, started taking Maca and getting more sun and it's helping

Biz is so based
This thread is mostly piss and homemade yogurt drinkers and only like 10% pharma c u c k s
I bet the glowie troll farms hate this place

>>49398723
Can I start with store brands?
I don’t want to make my own

>>49410142
water kefir and milk kefir use different grains so no. but you can use milk grains in almond milk occasionally
>>49410667
https://www.yemoos.com/collections/cultures-milk-kefir-grains

>>49410959
this, can i yoink some goy kefir and be fine?
activia probiotic yogurt hasn't been doing shit for me.

>>49411091
>>49410959
theres no point, if it's pasteurized its dead.

>>49410910

>>49411306
alright how about something like
https://www.amazon.com/Starter-Culture-Cultures-Health-Maintain/dp/B016BZU2OQ/ref=sr_1_6?crid=2LNK2J8NPUSIU&keywords=kefir&qid=1654540433&sprefix=kefir%2Caps%2C122&sr=8-6

>>49411306
You mean if the kefir is pasteurized right? I can't find any raw milk where I live.
>>49410964
Does anyone else want to shill grains or should I just buy this?

does store bought kefir work?

can i ferment the kefir grains with whey powder or will that mess it up somehow

>>49401228
You can do me and everyone else in the thread here a favor and jump off a bridge with a rope tied around your neck and some type of heavy object and kill yourself pharmashill

>>49400892
> urine on the rocks
very debonaire, anon

>>49410746
Oof, doesn't sound good

>>49401240
pics?

>>49410413
Lifting weights and a good diet...
This isn't rocket science anon

>>49411379
Yes the kefir itself is pasteurized therefore useless. You can make fresh kefir with pasteurized milk though and it will still be powerful.

>>49411368
No, you want live, wet grains like these
https://www.amazon.com/Organic-Grains-Unleashed-Thomas-Egbert/dp/B007GGRJTG/ref=sxts_rp_s_a1_0?content-id=amzn1.sym.3c8dfbac-8741-40f7-ac26-702635b84b32%3Aamzn1.sym.3c8dfbac-8741-40f7-ac26-702635b84b32&crid=2N65CZE2FCBC0&cv_ct_cx=kefir+grains&keywords=kefir+grains&pd_rd_i=B007GGRJTG&pd_rd_r=22d88594-451a-4023-831c-1fbc59003f9a&pd_rd_w=eoewB&pd_rd_wg=LaTZP&pf_rd_p=3c8dfbac-8741-40f7-ac26-702635b84b32&pf_rd_r=CSBVHTEK9FGYHYQQVKZ4&psc=1&qid=1654542984&sprefix=kefir%2Caps%2C89&sr=1-1-ea136695-3596-4534-80e7-1570345d02b9#