/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49395496
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 1,985.239B, 97P = 20.466B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,031.228B, 101 = 20.111B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49336405

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Comfy.
Holding.
Never folding.

Do chefs really? At least he’s admitting it now

Thanks for the thread baker. This week cannot come sooner

Tomorrow's the day, isn't it?

We’re still months away. You guys are tripping

https://youtu.be/QD4Ks_EMQBY
Greetings Frens. Tomorrow the market will reopen and I'm sure we all are ready to shit ourselves. However, I recommend not getting your hopes up. This is a matter of philosophy of course but I believe that it is better to mentally prepare for disappointment than to expect nothing but the best. I am not advocating pessimism. I am advocating for making your days more manageable. The more we expect MOASS the weaker we will become over time as it does not deliver. You want it to come when it is ready. You want to set yourself up to be ready for that event.

In the meantime...

I present radio dramas as we browse the web, discuss GME, and beat back the shills. It's harder for them to get to you when you are comfy.

> TONIGHT'S FEATURE
> TALES FROM THE CRYPT
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLp13YMxWeM5kD8roiRSJUFWxadC7aviSk

> **ARCHIVES**
VOL 1: https://pastebin.com/00UnxGdi
VOL 2: https://pastebin.com/BYQsRy0v

Good night and good luck.

Thinking about that infinity pool, GameStopSisters.

>>49395516
Hiyas CHNF.

>>49395530
WAGMI.

AMC is giving me nigger fatigue.

>>49395533
Checked
It's time

>49395527
>already trying to derail shit in a new bread
Keep it to the other thread faggot

Hey guys, bvttfvcker here. It’s literally tomorrow.

>>49395561
Fine, didn’t know he was still going. I was just posting this as the kind of shit we could spam whenever he dares show his face again
>>49395516
qt ginger waifu when?

>>49395555
Checked! And howdy.

Biz is kind of dead these days isn't it. Really throws me off when I look at the catalog after a few days away and see a couple of the same threads still alive. Back in crypto-mania nothing lasted more than a couple of hours.

>>49395555
Checked and wagmi confirmed

WAGMI FRENS!

>>49395555
>CHECKED!

>>49395542
There's literally 0 evidence that MOASS won't happen. There are hundreds of tomorrows that could be the start of MOASS, this means there is an almost infinite amount of possible dates. 741, post earnings, Today, all of these dates were yesterday's tomorrow and more will come like water eroding a stone over time. And you still think MOASS is not gonna happen tomorrow? Kek!

>>49395555

>>49395542
Thank you for your wise words, radio anon.

>>49395599
hmm, checked

At 4AM for premarket tomorrow you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $30,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Checkem

>>49395584
>as the kind of shit we could spam whenever he dares show his face again
He has no shame and an unwillingness to learn or debate. It's why some people suspect he's paid to be here.

>>49395555
checked and wagmipilled

>>49395536
If you're right, so be it; I'll continue to hold

But I strongly believe you're wrong

>>49395586
how are they still paying you?

>>49395089
>>49395336
Holy kek this is the first time I AUDIBLY laughed out loud in one of these threads. Incredible.

>>49395586
Yeah it is slower. But slow times are nice to have too.

>>49395589
>>49395599 Checked
Comf WAGMI time.

>>49395644
Checked
>>49395559

>>49395625
True, but at least he admitted he doesn’t want infinity even though it’s in theory possible.
>suspect he’s paid to be here
He’s either a high level glownigger handpicked by Brandon’s team or this is the most severe case of autism the world has ever seen. Either way he needs to stop posting

>>49395644
I hate them with a fucking passion

WAAGMI

It will never happen

>>49395714
It already did happen

>>49395643
With sexual favours mostly.

>>49395584
Fit gingers are rare in real life so you'll have to go out there and make it happen I'm afraid.

>>49395714
You being a women? I know.

>>49395714
Every time that's said my resolve strengthens.

Your mere presence is bullish

>three (3) years of HIGH QUALITY popcorn

Kek baggies -30% this week better sell at open tomorrow

GO UP

>>49395691
The anime ones are always good.

>>49395686
He needs to kill himself. I can’t believe me saying I want infinity as that is what the stag hunt entails was met with him essentially admitting he doesn’t want infinity.

>>49395714
they won't allow it to happen, these retards forget they shut it down last time.

>>49395785
Why would they do that? Were they scared?

>49395785
In a thread for a stock he doesn't own using talking points which are factually incorrect after his buddy makes his kek baggies comment
Not sending their best anymore

Kek baggies GMEbags only lose value in long run best sell ASAP
DRS makes price go down, look at it it's at yearly lows baggies will never get second squeeze

>>49395805
why does this look familiar.

I kind of miss feeling worry and stress, it made things kind of exciting. Now that its all laid out, its just a matter of waiting. I want the price to swing +/- 999999999999% so I can feel the tingle of panic in my balls again

>49395785
Shame there’s nothing they can do to make me sell and actually end this torment for them.

>>49395752
>he says this like it isn’t a routine thing for companies to negotiate long-term contracts for the shit they use
kek niggies

>>49395836

So short it

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Kissless Handholdless Nerfherders can do about it.

>>49395836
Post puts nigga.

They can't get out from the "current" short interest lol imagine how bad it really is

Kek crypto baggies

The Sunday night dump starts in one hour

I guess we're going to be rich businessmen

>>49395884
I don't like her face. It has a smug aura about it. It's mocking me by just existing

>>49395905
>Buildings baggies are going to jump from when moass still hasn't happened at the end of this year

>>49395912
because you'll never be a woman

>>49395884
Your filenames always tickle me.

>>49395994
Because he is the homosexual tickler don't you know

>>49395950
Cope

SELL SELL SELL

>>49396054
no

Is it tomorrow, tomorrowbros?

>>49395989
This is true. My feminine penis is too masculine

>>49396089
Given the mountain of shit happening this week I would be surprised if it wasn't in the next 3-5 trading days.

But I'll continue to hold as long as this takes.

>>49395843
>It's a little bit o' chicken fry
>>49395586
Eugenics laws be damned, I'm using my moass money to bolster the population of redheads globally. Ultimate goal, 15% of Earth's population by 2100.

>>49395496
Why are you people still here.....

Your reminder that there is no army of retards coming to buy your stock. You ARE the army of retards.
$4-$450 in one week. Over 100x. And you sit here and pretend “when is squeeze happening”

>>49396121
Just to suffer.

>>49396110
Let's pump those numbers up.

>>49396136
they forget they shut it down too, retards think the market is real

This is going to be a good week frens. How do I know this? I just do, don't ask any questions. I was never here.

>>49396054
I'll be selling soon, but you're not going to like my price.

>>49396188
I've increased my stack by almost 50x since then. I should really thank them. January 2021, this was a meme and I was just laughing at hedge funds. Now it's become a way of life and my core belief.

>>49396222
I believe this.

Shillcon 2, goodnight.

>>49396222
Checked. I've been looking forward to this

ryan you basterd do something

>>49396222
Share with us your wisdom, enlightened one

I've decided after MOASS I am not going to buy a house. Nobody is getting my money.

I could count the number of actually good looking tummies that tummyposter has posted on one hand.

>>49396222
and just like that Dad left for cigarettes again

>>49396334
they're all men
kek gay baggies

>>49395714
thx I just sodled

>>49396222
checked

>>49395785
they don't have a choice this time

How do I know we are right?

So this turned out to be bullshit.

>>49395614
>>49395636
WAGMI, frens!

I want a physical stock certificate of one my shares I bought in my first lot buy what's the process and how do I do it?

ive stopped getting hype for mondays but this sunday feels different. something tells me RC is just toying with the hedgies. my theory is that theyre going to launch the nft marketplace and start the dividend on monday PM.
source: just took an earth shattering shit that's left me with a third eye

>>49396334
would you happen to have like 50 fingers on each hand?

>>49396409
You're supposed to make that post in July.

>>49395848
If you know to watch volume, you will know the volatility wont matter.

>>49396424
What's your mailing address?

I am in my first week of researching how the financial system works on a basic level. I've got a dumb question:
If a person (let's call him Melvin) decides to short a stock, he's sold off someone else's Stock, right? What if that person who's stock he sold off wants to sell before Melvin buys back in? Does the Brokerage give him a different stock from their pool to sell?

>>49395496
just leaving these here.

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

>>49396179
>Currently only 2% of global pop
>Aiming for an 8-fold increase in under a decade
>In the current racio-political climate
>Anon says that's not enough
I want to be offended, but you're right. 15% isn't nearly enough. I love your enthusiasm. I hope this means I won't be alone in my great works.
See you in Eire, friend.

>>49396473

>>49396287
where will you live, mad lad

soon picrel

>>49396473
>>49396487

>>49396110
>Local man plots to steal the souls of 1/8th the global population

>>49396487

>>49396487
I bet even democrats don't believe this. Who are they trying to fool?

>>49396492
wherever i want

>>49396484
>I hope this means I won't be alone in my great works.
of course not ;)

>>49396282
GS gave the signal 4 days ago and the only one who figured it out was a cat.

>>49396409
That was contingent on them actually doing a split dividend. GameStop has once again baited and disappointed baggies

>>49396515
themselves

>>49396473
>>49396487
i fucking hate politicians no matter what side they're on. it's all set to crash no matter whose in office. i hope people are this critical when the orange replaces the corpse.

>>49396603
It's really only because the Republicans are split between Patriots and RINOs while the Democrats are all genuine Satan-worshiping sex addicts who smoke crack and rape children.

>>49396629
>Satan-worshiping sex addicts who smoke crack and rape children.
correction, all of them do. you don't think trump was balls deep into debauchery before he got into politics? although granted being around Hollywood all his life he was also a lefty until it was convenient not to be. also republicans are just better at hiding it their dirt.

>>49396673
I don't think discussing politics with you is a prudent use of my time; you think in binary patterns of low resolution and assume everything is equal in this world without spiritual discernment. Your serious comparison between our current President, Donald J. Trump, who's been planning this arrangement since before he won (He wasn't supposed to) versus Joe Biden, who's probably an actor, is an established case in itself. Midwits like yourself always think you're better than everyone else, because 9 out of 10 people are worse than you. Try throwing stones when it's 1 in a million.

>>49396723
>who's been planning this arrangement since before he won (He wasn't supposed to)
have you seen the video when he found out he won? he was in some kind of cafeteria with a look on his face that said, "what the fuck did i get myself into?" his entire run the first time around was a marketing gimmick that went off the rails. the dude is a legit conman that made his living running televised scams on Hollywood. personally, it doesn't bother me how he made his fortune but let's not sit here and say he was a paragon of virtue prior to his run. you say that i think in binary terms but you're the one spouting that the republicans can do no evil? power corrupts absolutely, fren. it does not matter what side of the political spectrum youre on.

>>49396463
now I am imagining other worldly price movements with no connection at all to volume, like something out of the twilight zone. In terms of entertaining chaos that would certainly be the best outcome. The reality people came to accept will totally become unglued.

Now I'm wondering what the most volume has been on a 1-minute candle that moved the least, or if there has been insane volume on a zero change candle. Now that would be interesting.

>>49396673
Sure, the politicians are all dirtbags. What you need to actually pay attention to is what kind of people vote for who, and that will tell you who is right. The difference is one side looks and acts like a bunch of degenerate freaks and can't tell you what a woman is, and the other side are functioning, working, moral members of society.

>>49396803
What a drag.

>>49396723
He was always meant to win. He is part of the bloodsuckers.

>>49396877
Sure. Mhm.

>>49396825
>can't tell you what a woman is, and the other side are functioning, working, moral members of society.
true, but again, republicans are not saints. look at the governments blind eye to all the shit that's been going on with gme and the stock market. do you think it's democrats turning a blind eye? no, it's both of them. they literally don't care about us.

>>49396409
What month do you think it is?

>>49396121

>>49396899
(((They))) don't.

>>49396829
so i don't agree with you and you don't even want to debate? i'm not even trolling or being belligerent. it's a discussion between two faggots holding a stock on sunday in a puerto rican artichoke enthusiast forum.

>>49396899
>>49396899
>they literally don't care about us
they will when we nuke both parties funding

>>49396179
>>49396484
Wouldn't it just be easier to nuke India and china/ starve out Africa.

There's lots of ways to go about 15% redhead global population.

Has anyone been able to find the real Short Interest in GME right now? How did it go from over 100% to where it is now? What is the trick that hides the real numbers?

>>49396940
Correct. We've had access to the same data for a long enough period of time so if you disagree, you're a stupid and weak man.

>>49396952
Total return swaps, reporting requirements are basically non-existent and it explains why so many other retail stocks move with GME.

>>49396954
i could say the same about you but it'll get us nowhere. god speed, fren.

> This security has been changed to closing positions only

It's Monday they are dropping subtle hints
Already common now

>>49396484
This is CHNF phoneposting from bed just to say this is a great plan and I hope I’ll see you on the emerald isle too.
We need to find a gene that encodes for ginger hair only in women, though.

Good night all.

>>49396998
>yfw

>>49397026
WAGSO

>>49396436
>just took an earth shattering shit that's left me with a third eye

See a doctor, anon. You'll need that hole closed up for how long you'll live with gme earnings.

>>49396487

>>49397002
I’m gonna need to see Bitcoin dump to 26k to really feel it.

>>49397103
I can see the next leg at 24k coming this week. I can also see it crabbing again until the 17th. Nobody knows.

Nothing will happen in Jine, July, Fall, or Winter. Most of you will rope by then, but I know a handful will still be here a year from now waiting on the squoozle. Save yourself the trouble and off yourself at once.

Am I going to shit myself tomorrow when I get off work and see GME at 4 digits?

>candle of nearly 70 million shares appears
>price doesn't budge an inch

to be fair, OTC markets, but still curious thing to witness.

>49397182

>>49397182
This except the opposite.

>>49396991
https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/maintain-short-position-delisted-stock/

Wow. That's a crazy incentive loophole there, I can definitely see the strategy.

>>49397182
I rather find the IP address post moass and kill you instead
All the judges will be paid off nice and legal

>49397182

>>49397182
Here's the thing, if the theory is correct, the amount of time we have to wait actually doesn't matter. 1 year, 5 years, however long it takes for the powder keg to burst, if the theory is right it'll be worth more than anything I could do in that amount of time anyway.

wagdad this week niggers

>>49397217

>>49397213
It's worked literally for decades and they never expected the ocean of retail money to ever take up the long side of this trade. They're fucked.

>>49397217

>>49397193
I don't see how this is possible

>>49397217

>>49397243
how does monday sound?

>>49397236
Has the actual DD ever ever ever been once been throughly disproven?
The shills never ever give or link any evidence
I would instantly sell all my shares if solid proof is provided the moass is an impossiblity instead of an inevitablilty
Go ahead shillies I'm waiting

Do not say you don't care you been trying to get people to sell or kill themselves since the beginning and 24/7 365 days a year

>>49397217
He said in minecraft.

>>49397296
Maybe if they provided a gif that proves they closed I would consider selling.

>>49397288
I would forever love Mondays...

>>49397267
Kind of the perfect storm really. Enough people have to realize the opportunity quickly enough to band together and snag them on a company at just the right time. Gamestop had a lot of negative press and it was just seen as a shit company going the way of Blockbuster any day now. Kind of miraculous that retail investors spotted the massive short interest at exactly the same time the company is trying to reinvent itself.

>>49397296
I'm still in the process of learning about how all this works and part of that is putting on a skeptic hat and stress testing claims. Right now my biggest blind spot is the "they really did close their positions and that spike was the squeeze" idea, but once again i've only been seriously trying to learn for about a week (from a starting position of not even knowing how the market works and referring to a dictionary every other word in explanations).

>>49397338

>>49397404
>miraculous that retail investors spotted the massive short interest at exactly the same time the company is trying to reinvent itself
I think anons caught the short interest and then they decided to rebrand but idk im dumb

>>49397404
It's because this was planned from the start and things like GERN or CHHE were likely test-runs to make sure it would work properly. This is the real Great Reset. It's likely that Satan promised the Old Guard that the system would always work, but this is the 'darkness to light' plan he will use to fool the new guard into doing everything he says.

why can't they just leave malls alone. Now the gap is going through fuckery.

>>49397404
I would take a college level course in the GME MoASS post moass if it actually went though day by day or week by week the actual factual events that transpired or at least fund some sort of mini series documentary that's like 100 HRs long because that's how long it would fucking take to explain 100% everything to someone
The literal only people on this entire planet that has a inkling / gist of what's going on is the ones that have been following since the beginning from day one and kept following daily

>>49397461
At the end of the day if it's real it doesn't matter if we understand or not, but I just like to understand things when I encounter them. I think the "Ape" concept really helped this go down well, because the average person doesn't want to basically learn a new language and learn the ways of the schizo to truly understand what's happening here.

>>49397500
Monkeys are CIA communication code for MKUltra victims, which are primarily children. This whole thing has been a glownigger vs. glownigger shinobi war, whether you can keep up or not is irrelevant.

>>49397415
this was always in German format? Based.

>>49397524
>shinobi war
you mean shalomi

>>49397524
You're never going to do anything meaningful participating in the financial markets and not have some evil people profiting alongside you. If you're making a move and absolutely zero bagel biters are on your side, you're probably committing suicide.

>>49397524
I just hope there are good glow niggers that believe in Christ and are winning in the background. I also hope this makes me insanely rich too, of course.

>>49397593
not this week; line is going up, and violently

>>49397560
Yes.
>>49397568
That's why BlackRock and VGuard, or BlackRock 2, Electric Nigger, as I have taken to calling them, is bankrolling the whole thing with retail as their shocktroopers.
>>49397571
There may be. Nobody knows.

>>49397639
>BlackRock 2, Electric Nigger

RFvwUQ8O

>>49395836
It don't go down.

>>49397715
?

>>49397715
>>49397741

Bros why is this more than a year-old image getting spammed over at the cringemines?

>>49397803
You already know the answer to that.

>>49397788
check

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v5neau/the_post_in_which_i_almost_prove_the_existence_of/

if you hold even ONE share of AMC I want you to get a loaded gun, aim it at your head and spray the walls with your brains in minecraft. Or better yet, sell that garbage and buy some more GME.

>>49397803
Shillies being shillies
It's Monday when they pull desperate shit like this
Also the stupid SEC video about meme stocks speaks volumes
Why would they feel the need to make a video if it was a non threat ?

>>49396497
KEK

>>49397461
Precisely this.

There is is literally too much content to reasonably consume at this point. There are too many nuances to skim the material but if you kept with it you essentially got a Master's level education in economics.

I see meltdownies constantly making arguments that clearly show they haven't read or understood the DD. The one who did know what's going on at such a high level of granularity that we make industry experts look like bumbling fools at this point.

Unfortunately I try to explain everything to people and their eyes glaze over. The same way my eyes glazed over when my friend who got rich off Tesla tried to explain rehypothecation and the very similar circumstances around that stock. It's just too much.

We have already won. At this point it's just a waiting game and everyone who has ACTUALLY read the DD (all 800+ pages of it plus the reading necessary to understand it, plus the research necessary for context) knows that.

MOASS is happening sooner than most people realize. And even if it's not, who cares? If it takes ten years it's worth the wait. It's not like anything else is going to give me the ability to retire at this age (or any age to be frank)

>>49397884
I never fully closed a RH account from January of last year and it holds ONE AMC that I bought with stock I got for free from RH when I signed up. I haven't touched it once since last year except for when I did my taxes and I still technically have that ONE AMC stock just because I'm embarrassed to have a taxable event from that shit. As far as I consider it, I'm all in on GME in Fidelity and CS.

>>49397943
Why

Do

You

Type

Like

This?

>>49397884
damn what a coincidence I posted the same image from that thumbnail a few threads ago

>>49397803
If you walk into any one of their stores they'll still have autistic employees with attitude like they always do. Par for the course. Still not selling though

>>49396106
I think this will coincide with a mountain of political shit, so I'm watching for that kind of news too.

>>49397961
People type more than they realize and think that they are writing full paragraphs.

>>49397961
It's easy to read and digest. What's the problem?

>>49397991
>>49398006
It's some Reddit bullshit is what it is.

>>49397803
>>49397970
>Be a multi billion dollar retail outlet with thousands of stores
>Have a couple shithead managers

Say it ain't so

>>49398006
The problem is he's a moron

>>49398034
>Reddit bullshit

>>49398056
Based.

>>49397884
But but but… I hodl both! :^) :^) :^}

who the fuck unironically prefers a wall of text over a more readable format. If you tribalize even the way someone writes you were fed discount chinese baby formula as an encaphilitic retarded child

>>49397961
Because
I'm
Not
A
Fucking
Edgelord
Faggot
Like
You

>>49398034
>oh my gawd I seethe everyday about le redditAAAHHHHH

>>49398104
What you meant is you're an old boomer redditor and you're slowly realizing how much better this site is but you frankly you don't have anything interesting to add to any of the threads you're in so you primarily lurk until you post like a nigger and get called out about it.
>>49398109
sure thing fat tatman

>>49398103
Fucking KEK, thanks for the chuckle

>>49398125
why delete?

You all need to go back

>>49398103
Me, I do that, it's called signature reduction for a raisin.
>>49398140
I have never deleted a post in my life, that was the mothschilds. It's funny because it's actually roast beef, too.

kek kennies

>>49398140
Probably got jannied

>>49398140
He was expecting some hugbox pile-on because MUH REDDIT SPACING, but realized he wasn't going to get his dopamine fix by being a retard

>>49398191
Incredible deduction anon.

>>49398191
1. He’s right
2. You’re a faggot
3. You need to go back

>>49398125
Nope just not an edgelord loser who thinks proper grammar and formatting are for le reddit fags.

Communication involves helping your audience understand you. You'd know that if you weren't literally 12.

>>49398208
"reddit spacing" is some newfag bullshit, probably from 2013, if not later.

>>49398191
This.

Same lukewarm IQ bullshit as "1PBTID" and other such nonsense.

>>49398204
1. Only children struggle with formatting
2. You might unironically be retarded
3. Kill yourself nigger

>Verification not required

>>49398208
Fuck the audience. Every time.
>>49398233
Oh no no no

>>49398224
Paragraphs are not "reddit spacing" and the entire retarded concept didn't hit 4chan until like 4 years ago when you were in diapers.

>>49398256
Fuck the audience? Congrats you e discovered the edgiest of edges! So edgy!

>>49397273
The volume pump is their price suppression mechanism kicking in, not actual retail buying.

>>49398260
>missing the point
>being this low IQ
>being an ironic cancer
"Reddit Spacing" started to be used as an insult by redditors trying to fit in as far back as 2011, when the reddit migration began in earnest. Newfags are older than you niggers.

>>49398281

>>49396136
>>49396188
It hasnt squoze BECAUSE they stopped it and shut it down, retards… everday that GME isnt bankrupt, the shorts lose more money

>>49398149
Signature reduction HAHAHHAHAHAHAA COPE HARDERRRRRR DADDDYYY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH holy self own

>>49398319
>

>>49396240
Based

>>49398340
>

>>49398358
kek

>>49397884
I have the same amount of $ in amc and gme. You mad???

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>49395555
Big check

>>49397943
Kek my portfolio is 115% tsla, 22% gme, 22% amc (margin fag here) i still have a few gme shares in cs just in case though. 99% sure im gonna make it. If it takes 10 years like you said tho, that margin might start wrecking me

>>49398433
You have 159% in your portfolio? Damn bud, sounds like you're running a lot of margin.

>>49398433
115% tsla… moron of the year if your account is less than 98% GME youre NGMI.

>>49398473
I realized that citadel is probably leveraging 150-1 so why shouldnt i max out mine

>>49398497
Bought it in 2019… seems like citadel is also long tsla using it as a hedge. Basically i cant lose

>>49398378
Faggot

>>49398378
Fake yil poster.

>>49396468
There is no real, objective 'pool', which is why we got into this mess in the first place.

>>49398518
What if Tesla dumps before gme pumps? You'd get wiped out entirely.

>>49398519
>>49398519
uhhh bros...

>>49397243
I still don’t know what that means I know everything else in this thread but I’m slow I guess

>>49398630
No survivors

Anyone else think we should organize some sort of sell schedule agenda to put on reddit? I don't have a leddit account but I'm thinking something like this.
>~800,000 SS users
>lets call it two million holders
>each sell one (1) share at ten million dollars
>This takes 2M shares out of the system
>this is less than 3% of the total shares, not a dent in the short interest
>everyone has make it ($10M) money and now we can shoot for the moon
I don't know I think this way we could guarantee that everyone has enough money to live off interest and then some. It's not that crazy of a thought. Maybe also include in the meme the ability to take loans out against GME

>>49396468
>he's sold off someone else's stock
That's an idealized version of how shorting should happen. In the market, they sell first before borrowing as they only need a locate. Once the sold share approaches settlement they need to deliver (they can delay this step), so they borrow someone else's share and deliver that. The borrowed share is credited to both accounts simultaneously, but if the borrower defaults at a later time before 'returning' the sold share then the lender risks both losing the share and also being on the hook for the short itself if their actual ownership is less than the amount borrowed. It's accounting magic tricks between the broker-dealer, the shorting party, and the DTCC.

>>49398670
That's direct coordination which they'd instantly ban you for/delete your post unless you find a way to cleverly phrase it

>>49398683
>accounting magic tricks
Thalmudic witchcraft, every goddamn time

>>49398683
This is schizophrenic.

>>49398647
>We're All Gonna Disappear After Detonation

>>49398616
If my theory is correct, if tsla dumps, hedgies wont have enough collateral and will have to close their gme shorts

>>49398725
>

>>49398303
and they will never let it go, the market is corrupt. plus le heckin teachers pensions will die if they let it fly. Think of the heckin teachers teaching gay pride and globohomo to your kids. have a heart you evil nazis!!!

>>49398694
Ah interesting didn't realize that. thanks anon

>>49398378
WAGMI, fren!

>>49398630
$600k is my new asking price

>>49398782
After the post-squeeze indictments they get really touchy with anything that even remotely smells like calls for coordinated market action

>>49398670
Do glowniggers really? Sloppy job brossad

>>49398828
>>49398831
deleted hope I don't get v&

Lol look at this sad little BTC pump just to be used as collateral for margin calls at open

kek crypto baggies

Can't wait until they kill themselves

>>49398725
That is a MASSIVE assumption to base your finances on.

They aren't going to lean on a single position for majority collateral.

You are retarded and you deserve to get wiped out.

I'm thinking market is fucked....
12 $ signs
6+6 = 12
2 pairs of sixes
66 2022
Execute order 66
And it's 666 tomorrow

>>49398842
By they I meant reddit

>>49398847
Yea.. and i have MASSIVE balls... oh and i also have some tsla puts that i can sell to cover any margin call

>>49398630
D-Day for shorts

>>49398863
I want this, but I expect a dead cat bounce instead.

>>49398748
if they could control it they would send it to zero they dont give a shit about teachers pensions its a convenient excuse to blame retail and finally go fuck yourself if you think we have anything to do with them being torched because of wall st greed

Had to sell most of my loopring today so that fuckin sucked but my GME position remains untouched. Here's hoping it happens soon, but I am officially through waiting and banking on it happening. Gonna go back to work and keep making more money since I can't keep living off what I made grifting options on popcorn, wish me luck frens. I've been terrified of the state of the world for too long.

>>49398906
Think of how based it will be to tell your children when we're the new Jews that you used to be a wagepeasant.

>>49398906
You sound like me. Made a ton with shares and calls with amc, just went back to work so i can afford to buy more. I prob bought your lrc bags from you. Did u sell those for a big loss?

>>49395536
it happens when our chairman says liftoff.

>>49398782
we all sell one share for millions and hold the rest for infinite money glitch lol

>>49398868
I know but the laws still apply I suppose. Better safe than sorry.
A safer way to word it would be "sell your first share when it's worth enough to sustain you for the rest of your life" and I bet most people would come to the same number

>>49398906
last 3 digit rotational symmetry checked
I sold all my LRC because of gay taxes

>>49398828
aaahhhh retail can't organize!!!! aaahhhhhhhhhhh market manipulation is retail!!! AAAHHHH IM gonna bootlick lol

>>49398670
That would be direct coordination.

Additionally, it isn't going to hit 10m/share. It literally can't. There isn't enough money in the world. And to all the people saying, "well then they can print more money..fuck you pay me", guess what, they won't. Even if they did it would cause hyperinflation.

I did the math on it and the absolute most you can expect per share is $40k, but $20k is more likely.

I know it sounds like a trust me bro, so go run the numbers yourself. Add up all the AUM and reserves of every counterparty plus DTC et al, keeping in mind that DTC will likely not invoke their authority to liquidate uninvolved members.

Divide that by the number of retail shares. Optimistically you end up with roughly 40k. Realistically they'll stop it around 20k, which would mean salvaging the system and most large institutions (banks).

Sell when you want but I'm reducing my position by 1/2 at 20k. The rest is for the moon because fuck it but I'm 90% sure it ain't gonna happen.

>>49398920
Extremely based. I will go full boomer with it too.
>>49398955
Checked and no, I only ever bought around the 40-60 cent range so I basically recouped what I had in it. Glad I invested in it so I'd have something to let go for shit like this rather than my shares. I would actually rather start an onlyfans and do hella gay shit before selling a single share.

>>49399031
Coordination is manipulation, and you can bet your ass they'll come after you for it. They don't play fuck fuck games unless you already have extremely deep pockets, and even then..

>>49398920
You know, Israel isn't diverse enough. Israelites have too much white privilege. I'm going to make it my mission to help those poor african refugees move to Israel. This is the future of israel and it's beautiful!

>>49398817
really? post split? MInes still $100mm
also new hype date.

>>49398904
I hope we delete every pension and retirement fund in all western countries including, the EU, and North and South Canada. I want these people to suffer for choosing wrongly for so many years.

>>49399032
Why are you so sure nothing makes any fucking sense since clown world activated COVID

>>49398904
its a joke fren, its all a joke

>>49398904
It's not an all or nothing thing, dummy. They have limited control. They can suppress the price but they can't send it to zero because people are holding.

>>49399032
>I did the math on it and the absolute most you can expect per share is $40k
You sound uber gay because the DTCC holds about 40T and the number of shares is 73M so that turns out to be about 550k a share so lick my nuts. Last time I checked (I never have) there are also other counterparties involved

>>49399083
I'm sure because the numbers don't lie. I'm in my thirties, this ain't my first crisis. The world is chaotic but money isn't magic, it's numbers. Math is math and no amount of "the world is crazy" is going to change that.

>>49399059
I know dude, cash is king

>>49399111
Checked and true
I'd still let one go pre-split for the higher end of five figures tho.

>>49399111
The DTCC doesn't hold 40T. Do some actual research. That lie has been repeated since the begining and needs to be squashed.

>>49399133
So I'm also in my 30s died around 5-6 times and came back and each timeline is more fucky than the last
What you think is impossible is just retardation
The math doesn't matter when everything is fake and just numbers on a screen

>>49399073
If the split is in 2 weeks and it’s that price I could be as rich has a god damn oligarch or some shit now that just seems insane I can’t fathom that

>>49399151
>>49399133
>>49399093
Sneed

>>49399111
Since you're lazy:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/mngzp0/chasing_70_trillion_waterfalls

>>49399151
digits don't lie
>>49399111

>>49399178
I can, I deserve it, I'm amazing.

WAGMI

>Garrison-posting
>On /SS/
>Even the hyper-bluepilled plebbitors see through the ruse
>The hidden is visible
HOLY FUCK THIS IS A BIGGER HAPPENING THAN ANYONE HERE WILL EVER ACKNOWLEDGE.

>>49399151
>The DTCC doesn't hold 40T.
Source? Either way, not my problem. Of they have 40T good. If they don't, they better find it.

>>49399373
fren what the fuck is garrison posting

>>49399032
If they don't pay up then they fold, considering how members have to bail out the DTCC in the event of insolvency and the same banks that make up the Fed are all members you can see the implication of what'll happen if they don't pay.

https://www.reddit.com/r/FWFBThinkTank/comments/v5sqf6/options_chain_gang_june_5th_2022/

>>49398846
Is Tether going to depeg or what?

>>49399435
>picklenigger alter ego
No

>>49398999
>Triadic check
>Triple nines
See the flow of the world. Be a part of it. Let it be a part of you.
>>49399133
Sorry faggot, numbers don't lie, but the people who speak those numbers do.
Everything is one thousand times as fucked as you have ever imagined.
>>49399170
>tfw 2 overdoses, 2 shootings, 1 car crash, 1 lightning strike, and 1 heart attack deep

>>49398863
>>49398817
>>49398630
guess what was playing before the earnings call
dance for six - rossini

>>49399170
>died around 5-6 times
go on

>>49399523
He and his culty group of autistic permabears are an obnoxious bunch but their insights into quantifiable market movements are worth keeping in mind

>>49399275
https://youtu.be/ucURW2d6lOg

>>49399566
Checked
6s, 6s everywhere

It's today motherfuckers

>>49399032
this is all correct. 20k a share will put gme at 1.5t market cap, reasonable amount for a one time short squeeze lasting a few days. people saying 69 million or 100 million are literal retards. if you can afford 200 or 300 shares minimum and are still here then I feel bad for you

>>49399690
can’t afford*

>>49399373
>SS goes full SS
Who'd fucking know? Took them a year and a half to ease into the redpill kek. Most redd*tors didn't like him but liked the sentiment. Now we wait >:)

>>49399568
I am in the GME timeline now
I felt like they are giving me a chance or maybe even toying with me
The powers that be
Maybe this is all my dream but I know exactly how it ends
With basically more money than God
We are more based than anyone that has ever roam or walked the earth we deserve every fucking penny because we believe it or not only have goodness in our hearts
Well most of us anyways just want a peaceful life and to help those that are really in need

I just beat Metroid Dread. Going to play Dark Souls next as per RC’s instructions

>>49399923
Which instructions are these?

>>49398683
is it possible that the system does not actually track shares that are borrowed but instead they just magically increase the number of shares in the lender's account for them to sell of(as in, those shares are orphan shares(no origin) but created out of thin air)

>>49399032
I will take a bare minimum of $30k POST 7 for 1 split per share.

superstock will give you a 3 day ban for speaking ill of new zealands prime minister or black rock. fucking cuck of mods

>>49399930
He said Power to the Player. Buy(from gamespot), play, beat. Simple as. If you’re a grown man and you’re not playing video games you’ve wasted your life

>>49399190
Retard you just debunked your whole argument. If the DTCC fails then the FED will be paying me my money.

This whole situation might finally be what ENDs the FED.

uh oh even GME wagies hate working for gamecock... better go buy them some pizza reddit!

>>49399690
I got in late so I only have 8 shares I could sell on tap. I have another 7 in an IRA I could sell and reinvest as well. Assuming I can sell at 15k a pop (if it breaches 10k I'd probably start to think of selling) and sell all the ones in fidelity and the ones I've DRS'd in CS, I could get around 120k. That's about as much money as I've made in my entire working adult life so that would be pretty life-changing. It'd be enough for me to pay off the loan for my house and have a little left over to reinvest. Never mind my IRA.

If I can hold out to 35k that'd be a little over a quarter of a million. Granted taxes will take a sizable bite of my profits in either case but I'd still be laughing all the way to the bank in terms of investment vs payout.
>You don't have enough to be a multi-millionaire!
I guess so. Unless some kind of meme magic occurs and prices get up to 500k a share or something ridiculous like that. I probably won't buy additional shares unless the price dips down to sub $60 a share which it might very well do before blastoff. If it goes into that range I might very well drop a 1k on it for shits and giggles.

>>49395599
>>49395555
Checked

Still comfy holding!
WAGMI FRENS!

>>49400051
20k post split is the minimum

>>49400092
jesus christ it might be 13:1
we are EATING GUD TONIGHT

>>49400092
I'd love for the price to go up that much. At that point, 2 shares would be over a year's salary for me.

>>49400118
I’m still attached to the 741 schizo numbers so I’m expecting 7 for 1 kek.

>>49397788
checked

>>49400133
checking the checker its Monday isn't it

>>49400051
>500k a share or something ridiculous like that

500k for our situation is bottom-tier price anchoring. Don't let your normalcy bias steal you from the absolute keks we are about to witness. Like for me personally, when I've squirreled away enough to not work again, why would ever sell anything else? I just want to see the system burn.

>>49400184
once I have like 20million or heh 200 million dollars after taxes
I'm just gonna dick slap the keyboard and post gibberish into /smg/ kek
and I will laugh I will cackle
I want the 4K 120 FPS go pro footage of the indians getting raided for RICO

>>49400147
Nah. Its gonna be on Thursday. There's a lot of cringemine stuff pointing to it, as well as the RC 69 tweet.

>>49400184
We've literally already seen the price hit 500k

>>49400206
at one point we seen the ask at fucking 4 million dollars ?

>>49400234
what website is this

>>49395884
That's a man

>>49400234
I forgot lol but they keep making le funneh frog may mays

>>49398630
So is 15th and 24th of this month. Theres 3 666 dates in this month.

>>49400234
that was a glitch I dropped my hot packets on the main wire during a solar flare event just gotta restart the system but I'm only guessing here

>>49399974
>gamespot

>>49400147
>147
Uhhh... I'm thinking WAGMI.

>>49400294
This is good enough for me. I'm gonna go ahead and mark this >>49400234 as deboonked.

>>49400092
20k pre split is probably going to be the max we can get. that’d be about 2800 is 741

>>49400438
Sounds shilly
Why would it stop there ? At 20K?

>>49400455
Because he's a fud fag.

>>49400005
Fed member banks are also DTC members.

The DTC will throw as many small fries under the default buss as they have to to keep the whole thing from coming crashing down. Then there will be market wide indefinite halts while the SEC and all the institutions pin the blame on retail.

There is far too much money and power at stake here.

They will take a loss, but it won't be near as big as we want it to be.

My hope is that with our winnings we all go postal and vigilante justice the criminals in Minecraft. I know I will.

>>49400438
Tell you hwat, you tell your bosses I'll sell a few this week when it hits 20k. I really really will. The rest are gonna need some additional zeroes though.

>>49397884
i open the thread and the first thing is the twitter link https://twitter.com/ShillWhisperer/status/1530623185229586432
so i try to understand the basics of this swap stuff, and he explains everything very neatly except for one thing:
>The first trading day since 5/28/21 that GME ffmc has closed above AMC ffmc was 5/25/22. On this day volatility picked back up and GME ran 30%
what about all the other breakouts? so in all this makes no sense to me, it seems like he is grabbing for straws.
naturally, as long as my conclusion wont be refused by you assholes, i disregard the thread on reddit as bullshit fancfiction.

>>49400506
>>49400506
>>49400506
The Saga Continues!

>>49400510
kek amcigger baggie

>>49400510
now i am not ignorant so i cont to read the reddit bs fanfiction
i am now at the point where the poster is obviously misinterpreting the tweets of RC, this is getting desperate.
Cont'ing to read the shit...

>>49400529
shut up retard

>>49400572
lmao keep holding AAs bags

>>49400572
>Swap is intact: November 11th 2021
this was where I made 25k, so what now, when the swap is intact (good for citadel) the stock is still going to rally?
what about the shit in march? this is garbage, as usual.
>>49400529
I am in neither stocks, AMC is a shit company with no future and GME has left a community full of screaming idiots who are scared of options and spam purple assholes.
I got my 100k out of both stocks and invested in AMD which is 10% in the green again.
I am so fucking glad I dont have to enjoy these shitty stocks anymore.
GME is going to fucking rocket again and I got my $5k ready to yolo into calls. get fucked.

>>49400636
so why the fuck are you here?

>>49400647
like you asshole, I am observing. and like I said, I am still going to milk GME when it goes off. I made almost 250k but IBKR closed my calls for me before it really took off.. who cares. I will get my revenge.
from time to time i drop reality bombs that nobody wants to hear, idk. I give a warning, sometimes a hint, if nobody wants to listen it is not on me.
what about you? just to shit on AMC? sad, but like I said, I dont really care.

>>49400438
No you dont get it. They dont decide price. Us holders do.

>>49400636
Yeah why are you here retard lmao. Are you chumbawamba! You i sell first and ask questions later?

>>49400772
>confuses ! for ?
>refuses to read before speaking
>calls others a retard
>making a fool of himself still writing lmao
i dont know if you are a shill or a legit retard but either way, i am glad not to be invested in the same asset as you. that is all that i need for my happiness.
dont forget to drs your shares, so that when everybody is dunking on you you are unable to sell your shit. good luck!