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>"Hello it's Samantha from Microsoft technical support, how can I help you?"

>> No.49395319
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>>49395288
I need a blowjob bitch.

>> No.49395324

Hi Samantha, I was wondering if people notice how big your ears are or do you manage to distract them with that stupid thing you do with your mouth?

>> No.49395341

>>49395319
"Let me just report you to my team leader, have a good day"

>> No.49395354

>>49395324
"Let me just report you to my team leader, have a good day"

>> No.49395525
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>>49395341
It could be worse Samantha, are you single?

>> No.49395557

>>49395288
*Heavy breathing*
Hi Samantha, what are you wearing right now, are you alone?
I can see you btw ;)"

>> No.49395597
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>>49395288
Samantha, I'm gonna call you Rose, I'm just coming out and saying it, I have a lot of money, like you wouldn't fucking believe it, am I fucking fit. Let's just get the fuck out of here, what you say babe?

>> No.49395819

SAMAAAATHAAAAAAAAAA YOU FUCKING WHORE!

>> No.49395870

>>49395525
>>49395557
>>49395597
>>49395819
"Let me just report you to my team leader, have a good day"

>> No.49395889

>>49395870
Don't do it Rose, don't do it.

>> No.49395942
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>>49395889
BRAP BRAP BRAAAAP BRAP BRAP BRAAAAP

>> No.49396020

>>49395942
I'm also fucking tired of all of this, it's like nothing ever changes, I mean it does, but not in any fundamental way.

>> No.49396178

>>49395597
Do you also find time to work out? What is your routine and how do fit it into your schedule?

>> No.49396225

>>49396178
Nah, I don't do sports anymore, I did martial arts regularly for years, but I just got bored, last time I practiced anything I was doing Thai Box, morning or evening five days a week, and when I had the day off I would go morning and evening. I'm pretty fit thought, so it's that.

>> No.49396237

>>49396225
>so it's that.
*So it's not that.

>> No.49396258

>>49395288
How did you get this job?
How much do they pay?

>> No.49396442

>>49396258
one ad on the highway
1500 euros net per month (in Balkans)
39H per week
WFH so "39h per week"

>> No.49396545

>>49396442
>Balkans

thanks for the salary, Samantha, but it's literally worthless to me to everyone that isn't the population of 12 in Balkany and its peninsulas. Pretty sure it's basically just Russia (?) so I'm assuming that 1500 euros a week is a lot but it's impossible to tell because of the dollar and time conversions.

>> No.49396611

>>49395288
And "Samantha" is really a Jeet living in Calcoota
Are you a Jeet anon? Did you redeem?

>> No.49396661

>>49396442
That’s awesome
I hope it works out for you
I was thinking of looking for something similar

>> No.49396669

>>49396225
How did you find the drive and ambition to work out and make money? What jump-started your inner dynamo?

>> No.49396750

>>49395319
wtf is thus

>> No.49396948

>>49396750
its lightening stupid

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>>49395288
how do you think a fart from this girl smells like?

>> No.49398357

>>49395288
That does not sound like any of the MSFT tech support I’ve talked to SIRS

>> No.49399387

>>49395319
Holy shit. This is the first webm I’ve ever seen on my iPhone without having to use that gay app, vlc. Nice