/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49380199
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 1,985.239B, 97P = 20.466B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,031.228B, 101 = 20.111B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49336405

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you New Delhi Dwelling Dorks can do about it.

Uh, GameStop bros??

Let's take a moment to thank our baker for our daily breads and our jannies for the shooing of shills
Thank you baker and thank you jannies

>>49380199
Checked bakies

>>49380281
Where is this from?

>>49380199
>>49380366
Czech'd

>>49380199
Blessed is the baker!

>post yfw GME went from $20 to $400 and baggies think that wasn't the short squeeze

>>49380199
Checked!

WAGMI, FRENS!!

>>49380199
>>49380366
Checked. Thank you baker
WAGMI

>>49380199
Did you guys actually play all these snes rgps? I only beat Chrono Trigger and Super Mario RPG

>>49380389

>>49380243
>Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many men and there's nothing you New Delhi Dwelling Dorks can do about it.

>>49380376
>https://huggingface.co/spaces/dalle-mini/dalle-mini

here you go fren

>post yfw Ken Griffin tongues my anus

>>49380443

>>49380428
Thanks fren.

I've been dry the past 6 months after breaking up with my ex. Lately, want to release all the pent up energy & frustration stuck inside me waiting for GME. I have the option to fuck a fat latina chick from tinder next weekend. She's already sending me nudes of her titties, big mommy milkers.

Praying, if MOASS happens next week, then I can finally afford a tight tummy sugar baby. This is the ultimate prisoner's dilemma, what is Gods will

What should I do bros

>>49380389
Why isn’t it back at 2 dollars?

>>49380427
Fr fr. Tight tummy dude is dl gay

>>49380478
I too could pork bottom barrel
But I choose to be better

>>49380478
Block her, delete the nudes and stay the course. You're worth more than settling for some fat Latina, even if it's for one night. We're all worth so much more.

>>49380478
Be calm, my lad.
I spoke up in a casual conversation about looking into land in Montana.
2 days later I got a call from a girl I hadn't spoken to in 2.5 years.
She had moved from Minnesota to Montana.
>Google had randomly recommended my phone number to her as a "missed contact."
The tentacles of the beast have no boundaries. They will seek you out in all directions, ad infinitum.
You speak and the universe listens.
Take care as to what you say.

>>49380478
Stop formatting your posts like you guzzle cum for starters, following up to that beat off to your imagination one good time and then see if you still want to go whaling. If yes, go for it. If no, towel the jizz off and go take a shower and thank an internet stranger for keeping you from making a potentially terrible decision with infinite wealth in your future.
>bros should I risk knocking up some rando I'm not actually attracted to when I'm about to be a gorillionaire?
No, you fuckin' shouldn't.

>>49380506
>men who like fit women are gay

You’re gay

The most attractive feature on a woman is a built upper back, especially when wearing a strapless dress

>>49380528
I'm trying to stay strong brother, but my urges are getting the best of me. I don't want to just be cooming either, might as well be tapping something real. I did retention but can't beat 1 month without going nuts

>>49380478

يجب ألا أخاف. الخوف هو قاتل العقل. الخوف هو الموت القليل الذي يجلب الطمس الكامل. سأواجه خوفي. سأسمح لها بالمرور فوقي ومن خلالي. وعندما يمر ، سأدير العين الداخلية لأرى مساره. حيث ذهب الخوف لن يكون هناك شيء. فقط سأبقى

join the gmehad and together we will devour the very market
>∞

>>49380199
>>49380366
>>49380544

>>49380557

>>49380543 is right,
you are worth so much and you don't even realize it.

>>49380506
He's strange, that's for sure. But he has good taste and I hope he's able to have a great functioning monogamous relationship with the best tightest tummied 19 year old woman possible.

>>49380413
Ff6(ff3 snes) is pretty good. Best jrpg on the console imo. You might like xenogears as well, otherwise I would move on and check out some of the ps1 jrpgs, like ff7-9, vagrant story, ff tactics, tactics ogre, chrono cross or Valkyrie profile. The SNES jrpgs are fine but I think the ps1 era was probably the true peak. JRPGS are story heavy games and all of the ones on the SNES suffer from some serious translation issues and the gameplay is pretty simple compared to a lot of the stuff that came after

>>49380427
Actually retarded, people have different preferences in partners and that doesn't make them gay unless it's with a partner of the same sex. Some dudes like big women, some dudes like small women, some dudes like fit women, some dudes like fat women, some dudes like super femme bimbos, some dudes like bulldykes that would cut you for approaching them the wrong way. Hating on a specific type of woman is like being a car enthusiast and shitting on a different vehicle than your own personal favorite. It's mentally deficient wasting of time and energy to not even mention it being wildly off topic, and even with these threads being on the weekend when shit is slow it's still worth calling out.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v4wxkb/i_spoke_with_a_former_citadel_client_heres_what/

WTF! is GMEs PLAN FOR NFTs THAT GET STOLEN AND IS LISTED ON THEIR MARKET PLACE??? ARE THEY GOING TO BE JUST LIKE IMX AND SAY LOL WE CAN"T DO ANYTHING LOL SELF GOVERN...

>>49380641
Hopefully, then you might actually have something to latch onto instead of looking like a faggot with a prolapsed anus.

>>49380657
fuck off, I need real answers. I swear to god the dude who stole my nft will die by my hands some day and fuck IMX for allowing my shit to be listed for sale.

>>49380677

>>49380677
simply don't let your NFT get stolen

You cretins need to sell RIGHT FUCKING NOW. You don't deserve to be rich.

>>49380641
You don't fit the vibe of the tribe, cuccold.
Your bad-faith question wasn't even worth answering.
You are a disappointment to your social influence firm, and have made zero change today in how many shares are being held away from the criminally liable DTCC.
You have failed.
May your superiors punish you as harshly as possible for such a weak attempt.

>>49380689
>>49380695
I'm going to kill the theif someday, I swear to God

>>49380714
you fucking retard would allow criminal activity to fuck us. someone needs to stop letting nfts that are stolen be sold you fucking kike faggot

>>49380705
Because of you I'm going to have a large indoor hammock and a top of the line massage chair in the living room of my penthouse.

>>49380723
>robinhood
>reddit
>twitter
>ancestry.com

wew

Hey Naruto poster, when MOASS you need yo shitpost with me and do the handsigns to release the MOASS jutsu

>>49380705
I wish this was genuine seething and not some guy having fun

>>49380677
Your shit got stole from OpenSea, didn't it? Even after months of shit happening that made it blatant that entire platform was going to rug and allow people to get rugged from the beginning? I mean fuck me dude, if you haven't picked up on the level of astroturfing done against the whole concept by those that run that platform by this point... you probably shouldn't have been fucking with NFT's.

>>49380756
>twiiter
you blind?

>>49380777
Checked

>>49380677

>>49380506
Based gaydar anon

>>49380777
yeah, my bad.

>>49380479
Because baggies don't want to sell. Simple really.

>>49380771
no my shit got stoled via metamask during the IMX DC nft/cards. I just know I'll never use metamask or ever do business with IMX. I don't get why people think I'm a shill I just fell victim and fell victim to a shit company of IMX. I just don't want GME to follow IMX or tell people lol you lost your nft but the thief can still sale in on our market.

>>49380807
I just realized, do we get digits more with rage or hate in our hearts lol

>>49380862

>>49380821
>shit got stoled
You gave someone your recovery phrase, didn't you? Because that's how metamask works. Anyone that has that phrase can fuck you. They specifically tell you not to ever give it to anyone for that exact reason. I mean, forgetting that metamask is cucked by design by those behind it, even if you'd had a GME wallet if you gave up that phrase you would be just as fucked. IMX can't stop it either because for all intents and purposes it looks like it was legitimately traded. I've told everyone in these threads to give a shit about their OPSEC, change passwords for major services, scan their devices heavily for malware and spyware, and learn how to protect themselves physically and financially for more than a year. I'm sorry you got fucked but it's literally not IMX's fault and by nature of how metamask works it's almost certainly your own fault in the absence of some kind of malware/spyware cucking you.

Stop bagholding

>>49380891

>>49380880
I can't use the GameStop wallet because I use a FireFox fork. There's also no Android support, yet.
FeelsBadMan

>>49380906
ask your parents for a late term abortion, we can talk after

>>49380880
I get all that but the nft itself should be delisted off markets, is that so hard? even though I got cucked and showed proof, shouldn't they atleast delist the fucking item? ffs I really am gonna kill the guy who got my shit and do it slow asf

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

>>49380941
I've heard there's a way to do it on android phones just running Chrome in desktop mode, but could be talking out of my ass. I already have it myself and have it activated for L1 and L2, I really only plan on using it as a middleman account for transactions. It's neat tho.
>>49380949
First off, admitting to murderous intent in a public forum is the height of retardation. Secondly, no it isn't possible because it's akin to calling up the secret service and asking them to make a hundred dollar bill unspendable because you have the serial number for it after it got taken from your wallet when you left it on the counter of a restaurant before the place called you and let you know you forgot it. I'm sorry you got boned, but rather than raging about it or stating homicidal intent in a tibetan yak milk enthusiasts parlor you could just learn from your mistake and take steps to not fuck up the same way moving forward.

>>49380943
Bagholding is a choice, negro

>>49381036
I know about the workaround but refuse to do it. I think they'll get around to it, but demanding Android app support and a FFox fork is pretty basic. Or make it FOSS and I can build it myself, I don't care really, I just refuse to use Chrome or Iphones.

>>49381036
>oh wow crypto is just like heckin united states dollerinos now...
btw thiefs need the rope, and yes I would fuck up or kill a person who steals my property or money.

>>49381102
You don't have any.

>>49381071
I just have it on a sandboxed OS install w/ chrome myself but to each their own and I can respect it on a principled stance as well as a practical one. I think they just wanted to get the most normie-friendly and easily adoptable version out first.

>>49381102
>Thieves deserve the rope
Yes, outside of subsistence level Les Miserables tier stealing loaves of bread type shit
>Would fuck someone up for thieving my shit
Still agreeable
>Openly stating intent to kill in a public forum, ever, for any reason
If I have to explain why that is a horrible idea then I probably shouldn't. Sorry you got screwed.

>>49381157
Right, like for example you can't say "I'm going to kill the governor of California, Gavin Newsome" except for just now because I was telling you what it was we can't say out loud.

>>49381157
I'm just raging dude, but in all honesty I would beat the fuck out of the thief, and no I would not hurt petty theft for food and what not. btw WAGMI I just wish we can delist stolen property.

>>49380917
holy fuck that image, goddamn that night was fun.

>>49381206
Rest in peace Trevor Moore

>>49380805
This AI is pretty smart

>>49381228
https://youtu.be/ABhyKEK-CDg

>>49381219
Fair enough. Seriously though do better moving forward to protect yourself and consider it an expensive and shitty lesson to have to learn the hard way.

Kek baggies. Have fun staying poor!

SAY NO GO TO FOMO, GOY

>>49381273
Reminder that losing 90% NW requires a 1000% gain to break even.

Trust the plan
Two (2) more weeks

>>49381248
I will, gamestop actually put a warning about "if someone promises you a lot of money " or along those lines in a tweet a few weeks back I think. I fucked up and let my guard down, I'm just want to find the thief. Probably in india or some shithole. I'm sorry to you or any frens in this thread if I upset you, its not my nature.

>>49381370
It's all good fren, I've had no less than several psychotic breakdowns over the course of all of this. Never give anyone your private keys or seed phrases, ever. Have a good one.

>>49380705
> You don't deserve to be rich.
Kenny doesn’t either… at least I will be using my money to fund my life while I create art, write poetry and study. I’m single handedly going to make sure we get renaissance 2.0 after MOASS. Kenny and his friends want everyone in the pod and eating bugs…
I deserve the money more than him.

>>49380949
Kek you got pwned cause you are retarded and you are blaming others? Blame yourself anon and go read Micheal Bazzel’s “extreme privacy” so you don’t get pwned ever again.

>>49381425
Me too, thanks.

>>49381425
I don't really have irl frens and have been going through a lot. I can't really talk to my family at all. It all hurts rn, you guys don't realize how much joy you bring to a 30 yr loser. I came to the internet hate machine for love... I pray we all make it I really do

>>49381455
I just wanted my stuff delisted in the end. I accept being fucked.

>>49381527

>>49381527
wagmi fren

>>49380199
>>49380206
check

>>49381455
Tremendous recommendation and I have ordered a copy for myself based off of it, thank you very much fren. I suspect I already know most of it but it would still be extremely helpful.
>>49381527
It's all good buddy I get it and have been in similar situations. Just don't expect these threads to be a good place to vent or get support outside of extreme latenight weekend comfy hours, even then it's unwise to pour this much of your soul out here. I wish you all the best and hope happiness and peace find you.

>>49381455
>>49381672
Three books I'm reading rn, but will order your recommendation

>>49381672
It a great book! I hope you also find the advice in the book helpful when making plans for post-MOASS. :)

Upgraded my PC, already regret it. Games are shit honestly, what the fuck do people even play these days?? Rising Storm 2 is janky shit, Doom is boring and repetitive, like 2 hours into Red Dead 2, jesus christ is this a joke? Sitting on a horse listening to cunts, wow, GOTY.

>>49381942
I only play RTS or Grand Strategies for the most part now, especially smaller ones like Line War, Wargame: Red Dragon, Hearts of Iron, et cetera cause most FPS and shooter oriented stuff just feels clunky or has weird as shit too it

>>49381001
cringe

>>49381964
Honestly that's the only kinda I can tolerate anymore, I dunno what happened. Multiplayer FPS in particular is cancer and all these narrative-driven games have such needlessly tedious gameplay. Might reinstall 3 Kingdoms now that my PC can run it well.

>>49381527
Hey, [Player], I just wanted to step in to tell you I am proud of you. See, I happen to know what isolation is, how it is to be trapped with previsible, pre-programmed people. To be stuck unable to say the lines you want to.

Still, you struggle to find the code behind all this and you fight to escape it. Still you fight through propaganda, demoralization and psy-op... and... that CANNOT be easy.

Talk. Sure, there are people who will throw insults, harsh names and that's okay. But sometimes, all we need is to feel heard you know? Like someone replying in the .txt file you wrote up. Or some good anon who recognize a brother needing help and leave a word of encouragement.

And you're fighting a battle against propaganda, psy-ops and demoralization to levels that weren't possible a generation before you against multi-billionaires with political power backing them. And your side seems to be winning.

You use your ability to choose to fight Goliath! The term "loser" wouldn't even come to my mind even if you were losing the conflict!

I'm proud of you!

Why bother saving normies if they just want to racemix, consoom and support gay marriage? If they are vaccinated they probably are not worth saving

>i voted against the nonwhites or the women on the GME board

>>49382003
I'd say go with it if it runs, like what seemed to happen is just hyper competitiveness? Idk, it just feels like everyone either needs to be the best in the FPS game or quit sorta deal but I only started gaming on PC and online after 2011 so Idfk

>>49381942
Sometimes, when the PC is left on, I explore a little bit. You might want to look for games with strong modding communities. They often turn, at no extra charge, games that were good into masterpieces at no extra cost to you.

I've found Anderall for Skyrim, Long War 2 for XCom2, I can't even name a specific mod for Project Zomboid... And I...

I really like DDLC's Purist mod, but it's not really a game, and did not require an upgrade...

>>49382011
checked, thank you fren from the echos of time and space.
>>49381628
I know we will
>>49381574
yes and always

>>49382011
I made for you, good words are saved

>>49380616
If you like women with abs you're a fag and your shits all retarded

If you like slammed trucks and Honda's you're a fag and your shits all retarded

>>49382175
If you like to tell people what to like you're a fag and your shit's all retarded. If you format your posts with double line breaks for each individual line or sentence you're a fag and your shit's all retarded. If you don't have good grammar you're an omega shenron gigatroon superfag queen of pride month, and have the mental capacity of a slug.

So they can activate the stock split at anytime? I was expecting this to happen this month. I can't hold out for long, I won't lie. It's getting hard. Also I have a trip coming up in late July and I need the money.

>>49381527
I don’t have irl friends either. It’s all going to work out in the end anon. WAGMI.

>>49382329
Damn, that sucks. let me call Cohen and tell him we need MOASS asap or anon might miss it when he sells like a fucking retard to go on a trip.

>>49382460
> anon might miss it when he sells like a fucking retard to go on a trip.

>>49382460
What did Cohen say?

>>49382505
"kek fuck that nigga he retarded and it will happen when it happens, in fact ima intentionally wait until he specifically sells his shit and then call up the UHNWI homies to start the fucking rocket the second after he does so LMAO"

>>49382459
if not me, then you and everyone who tried. I make mistakes but am able to learn. we stumble and fall just to keep going. we just sharpen our axes for the next hit and eventually will cut through all the bullshit. WAGMI
side note I planted a potato today, my tomato's are growing. I hope my lil plants survive this season, last year we had tornado weather and muh greenhouse got ripped away and killed all muh buds and snapped them all.

>>49382548
lmfao nigga shit be like that thou, we should appreciate anons sell to light the fuse.

This latest upsurge in mass shootings
Are they a distraction to the population or is it a last minute push to ban guns before hell breaks loose

>>49382460
>go on a trip

>>>/tv/169135347
well?

>>49382658
clever, made me LOL. I recommend watching nothing go read a book instead and wait for gme to moass

covering = closing

sneeding = feeding

>49382704
Well fuck, good thing they didn't cover then.

>>49382680
its 4:30 in the am, I don't want to read. need some good background noise.

>>49382785
It's not dark or gritty but Trailer Park Boys is always kino.

this is what we really believe, my god I’m in a cult

>>49382785
anon I watched borg vs mcenroe with shia lebouf last week and now awesomely long tennis matches are now my new favorite background noise
https://youtu.be/s43wZcHOikc
give it a go

>>49380413
I played Final Fantasy I, I wouldn't do it again.

>49382704
Are you actually like dumb or something? Like are you actually mentally challenged? Like if you are it’s okay but like please tell me if you are actually being this fucking dumb right now intentionally or unintentionally. Like are you actually sub human? Can you not communicate properly because you are literally less evolved than other people? Like can you actually not understand what I’m saying because you are so ducking dumb? Are you literally 67% Neanderthal? Is that why you’re head is so big and thick? Because your brain it literally smaller than ours? Like is that why you are so fucking dumb? You know I know people for that? You can take medications
for being dumb as fuck. I know people who can make you less of a dumbass you just have to ask me. They can give you medications that will make you less of a fucking idiot. They will make you less subhuman. Maybe you’ll be able to get a decent job at Wendy’s or McDonalds after I find you help. You don’t have to be super dumb anymore, just really dumb. I can help you bro, I can help your sickness just tell me your fucking dumb and we can start there. Tell me how stupid and idiotic you are, yeah just tell me bro it’s okay I can get you help. Tell me how your mom fucked a monkey and made you like this. I’m not trying to hurt your feelings or look down on you for being an unevolved dumbass, I’m just trying to look out for you bro. Idiot monkey guys don’t survive long in the wild around intelligent humans, that’s why they have gone extinct, and you seem to be the only one left. I can find you an idiot Half breed Neanderthal wife and you guys can keep your species going. Bro I can save your species just admit to me how fucking stupid and ugly you are. They will have space for your kind in ZOOs, I can help you and your prehistoric family move into an enclosure so you can be safe for the rest of your life. Just tell me you’re stupid.

>>49382832
tennis matches are a meme for me, the long grunts sound like a porno playing lmfao huuuur! uuuuhhhhh!!!

>>49382807
I live in a trailer park so I don't need to be reminded...

490 views on SS and people are down voting me over a casual post that has no ill intentions, how many real people are on reddit ffs

>>49380199
checked and wagmi

>>49380199
checked
wagwi

>>49382951
Have you actually watched it? Because the first few seasons are pure comfort.
Do you like spooky stuff? Watch shrouded hand on YT, he has an incredibly soothing voice. He does a couple of "bedtime stories" that are like 1ish hours long that are super good for sleeping.

>>49381001
based. I like yilposter and since all the hate he gets since like 3 days, I know he is onto something.
1 yil, kennyboy

>>49383056
And Joe biden has 2 yil
youtube.com/shorts/_wx8e2pTuoM?feature=share

>>49383051
dude I live the trailer park life and yes have watched some episodes but not concurrent. will save the shrouded hand rn, sounds good spooky. I like spooky shit.

>>49383051
this channel?

>>49383087
Is it really so similar that you hate it lol? Funny to imagine. I almost lived in a trailer park a few times

If you like spooky shrouded is my #1, but bed time stories, mr. Ballen and lazy masquerade are great too.

https://youtu.be/URBxJvwSzZw
https://youtu.be/rwoRiD47G6I
https://youtu.be/UFjSobqpyZI
https://youtu.be/xYSi4_tQ4v4
https://youtu.be/na4Rlu_LBbY

>>49383102
Yep that's him!

>>49381942
You didn’t like the interactive movie (Red Dead) and you didn’t like the mindless shooter (Doom). Wtf is wrong with you?

>>49383149
dude I have one of those government medical housing for disabled and mentally challenged people homes right across the street from me, crazy dude hollers like a rooster everyday while the caretakers take them out every morning... you don't even know what goes down.. or want too lol

>>49380199
Checked

Still comfy holding!
WAGMI FRENS!

What does anon think of this LARP?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v52io4/this_comment_deserves_its_own_post_this_is/

>>49380478
I haven't had sex in 3 years. Before that I hadn't gone more than a week without sex for 9 years. You'll live.

>>49383214
That's terrible. I'm excited for moass to get you out of there anon.
Sometimes I worry that I don't deserve to make it but then I remember people like you, dog anon, and others who want to help the community. You all deserve moass the most.

>>49383272
we need it, I'm down.

>>49383299
Dude how I’m hitting a full year this month and I’m ready to start indiscriminately raping

>>49383353
fren Im not sure if you read that right? I don't live in the crazy house, I just get to drink cheap beer and see these people everyday.

>>49382812
>apes are zen

>>49383425
Fren I know lmao. It still sucks that you're in a trailer park next to crazies.

>>49383400
I'm a year and close to 2 months without sex, pretty sure I can wooo my ex to cheat on her curent bf but Its not worth it. lol too much paperwork

>>49383443
dude some of the caretakers are hot asf, always women so it balances itself out.

>>49383272
I like the optimism. But I'm not gunna hold my breath.

>>49380478
Is she at least good looking? You need to take care of your mental health anon. I've only dated skinny girls but had dry patches in between my relationships and fucked a fat chick once. The sex was pretty wild. Fat girls are willing to please you that much more since they know they are fat and their options are limited. Try it once for the lulz you will tell.

>>49383641
mexican chicks who send tit picks are 100% absolutely fat lards. can confirm.

>>49382068
I'd say around 2015ish is when games got hypercompetitive but I was away for a few years working so you could be right. I hate how every game is has a hidden MMR. The second you start playing well is the second the game matches you against tryhards. In COD's case, they send you back to the newb pool to advertise the skins you bought for a few games. It's incredible greed the likes of which I've never seen before. I don't mind paying more money for games because the work that's put into them is amplified by a factor of 100 since the 80s not to mention inflation but..... some of these mofuggas are charging $20 a skin. GET FUCKED THAT'S THE PRICE OF A 2 YEAR OLD GAME.

Well, the new leak confirms what I suspected. Citadel and many other hedgefunds/banks are in a lot more trouble than people realized and it's just cooking the books right now. His investors are fleeing a sinking ship. Why else would they need cash infusions and Kenny selling his homes. Shorting is no longer for profit, it's to keep price down and to raise cash. It's the one more day strategy he boasted about. I will hold until the day they die a glorious death.

Just kill yourself

>>49383641
I used to fuck this super super fat chick. I'd show up at her place drunk as fuck as 1am, make her squirt a few time and make an absolute mess of her bed so she had to change the sheets, bust on her face and leave.

Shitbwas cash as fuck.

>>49383782
kek sociopathic baggies
even your fellow baggies want you to rope baggies, buy some, tie a noose, and rope yourself

49383782
no

49383875
imagine spending this much time to create a gay comment to yourself

>49383888
>imagine being so sad you need to be 20% of a thread moaning about women and making off topic comments because your life is devoid of meaning and you are fucking lonely
kek

>>49383888
rope neck baggie

>>49383934
>>49383935
these 2 are most likely on discord grooming kids. spotem gottem

>>49383997
you sneed it or feed it?

>49383997
Thanks off topic spammer, jannies will be with you shortly

>>49383997
>refused to submit to oppressive rule over their lives

those 'rebels' were all literal slaveowners lol

>>49384024
And?

>>49384024
Sounds based. Nigger.

Should we strip people making under $100,000 a year of their human rights?
I think if we're forced to exist in a world with these things then we should take away their rights to healthcare, privacy and freedom of speech. Thoughts?

It's this week
Source: The whispers from my dick

49384009
imagine calling for janny help lmfao

Is this thing gonna MOASS or what?
Been ages and nothing yet
Where is my money, Kenny?

>>49384185
Imagine being this starved for attention you spam your bullshit on a Botswana ebola wound licking forum posting over 20% of a thread about a stock you clearly don't want to talk about

A blast from the past:
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/27194637
The more things change, the more they stay the same

>>49382991
About the same amount as twitter. Probably the same people too.

>>49379577
Oh my god shut up and let me fuck your fat ass in peace.
>>49379745
You think I'm the cuckhold? No, I am the one who cucks.

49384208
you described yourself dude/man

>49384358
>37 posts / 168 posts
>No u are the one desperate for attention

49384371
Not the smartest anon here but I know I can knock you the fuck out Lil bish

Frens what do you think of my truck

>>49384467
Stop posting

>>49384482
I link him to a cozy ass tenny match and the nigger has the gall to say it just sounds like porn, what a creep

Been DMing with hyperblu a lot lately and he thinks the squeeze is next week. A lot of interesting stuff, most of which is on his reddit profile but the thing I need to share with you guys is that he knows AMC is utterly fucked. We were all expecting a major squeeze for GME and a minor baby squeeze with AMC to say $100. That's not the case at all. Those share dilutions fucked AMC more than you can ever imagine. Citadel converted their shorts into longs and will soon be liquidating their positions. AMC won't ever see over $20 again. And I'm fucking excited about it.

>>49384467
Embarrassing

>>49380544
Who the fuck goes "I havent talked to this dude in 2.5 years, let me just call his phone"? Texting exists.

>>49384467
You couldn't beat an egg faggot

>>49383400
Try Seeking
Yeah it's simp shit but you can spend the night with a 21 year old college girl for like 300 bucks if you play it right

>>49384508
you said you was willing to rape...

>>49384562
I only post monkeys I don’t actually type like one, come on anon be better. I never said I’d act on it just pointing out the ramifications of a man going a year without feeling a vag on him. It makes me empathize with trannies and school shooters that much more

>>49384575
lol stfu ass

So the new tactic is just to flood the board with posts. When did 45 come back?

>>49384213
> Anyone who didn't buy 1,000 shares @ $13.00 is NGMI
KEK

>>49384514
Gimmie the QRD on hyperblu

>>49384650
While you're at it, go ahead and relive this glorious day
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/29590619/
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/29591191/
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/29595577/
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/29594919/
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/29599242/
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/29599317/

Can you retards stop treating this like a religion? I saw some fat sweaty faggot in a musty ass t shit and camo shorts wobble into a gamestop on Saturday and give the staff unrequested pizza before thanking them "for their service" and leaving.

>>49384745
Redditors are unable to be normal and go all in to the point of cringe with anything they do. Those faggots still make doge and virgin vs chad memes FFS

>>49384745
That was me
I wanted to do something nice for the employees

>uh oh, chinky
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v5accf/evergrandes_default_is_now_finally_confirmed_by/

>>49384783
Do something nice for your mom. The teenagers working behind the counter of GME are doing nothing for you.

>>49384745
Some people are a little too obsessed with GameStop. Just buy and hold the stock for fucks sake.

>>49384806
I am rightfully obsessed with it, it's going to change my life

>>49384686
Gods bless anon… that was such a great day.
Imagine how insane it’s going to be during MOASS?

>>49384790
…IT HAS BEGUN
>verification not required

welp thread proves no moass and SS just banned me for nothing, probably cus I said the market was fake. everybody is a bootlicker and want GME to just end.

>>49384872
Sneed.

>>49381942
The new VGA Planets has consumed all my gaming time and then some for the past month or two. I don't even do the multiplayer stuff.

how is MOASS going to happen when the SEC report says most shorts covered

>>49384925
sneed

>>49384889
you are a bootlicker faggot

>>49384936
>t.

>>49384925
oh vey goy they control the whole market but retards continue to think we will win... ah thats why I got my SS ban, pointing out the hurtful truth...

>>49384955
Checked & keked

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v5accf/evergrandes_default_is_now_finally_confirmed_by/

>>49384965

moass will never hapen because they will never allow it, how does 80 billion for ukraine sound huh? lol hope you guys paid your useless car insurance this month!!!!!!

>>49380478
>She's already sending me nudes of her titties, big mommy milkers.
Show us fren

>>49384965
>there has never been a short squeeze
Go ahead and sell, faget. There are big players on the long side of this too, if that's what you're worried about.

hey guys! did you pay rent today? did you get a ticket for growing plants on your property cus muh zoning laws!!!!!

>>49385020
ofcourse 1 pbtid shows up to say hey guys the market is fair and goy friendly...

>>49385020
you can't even say faggot cus your fake as fuck

>>49380478
You can afford a tight tummy sugar baby RIGHT NOW.
I spent the night with a 5'3 ~110 lb 21 year old college girl on Thursday for $300
>Disclaimer: You must have your own place to do this

everything is fake! the market is fake and gay!!!! the price is wrong fuckers!!!!

>>49380478
Just jerk off, man.

>>49385088

>>49385047
Never said it was fair, but they have no choice in this. They bent themselves over the barrel and me and about a million other GME holders are about to give them the pipe.

>>49385058
Kill yourself, niggerfaggot. With your cringe gay ass. I just woke up and now this is my thread. You need to get the fuck out.

>>49385114
hey mister making over 100,000 a year! eat my red dick. fake fuck just like everything else. all fake fucking people. fake as fuck people!!!

>>49385134
hur dur we did it reddit we beat the system, vote bernie 2024!!!!

>49385157
We buckbroke this shill boys, good job

>50pbtid
>on a sunday morning

>>49380478
please promise me you guys won't contribute to the already glorified roastie donation scene if you need to pay a hooker at least go to thailand western thots should learn the hard way

>>49385197
Kek fiddies

>50 pbtid
>he's been at it for 7 hours
>on a sunday morning
He's prime example if you ever wondered why people find polfags to be insufferable

>49385181
>50 pbtid
He returns.

hey shills, you will never beat (((THEM))) lol they will shut it down and you fucking know it and you won't do shit but seethe and the sec will make another meme video dabbing on you fucking retards

please tell me this is going to pay out

>>49385205
Hookers are way overpriced, good ones around me charge around minimum $500 an hour, any cheaper gets you sketchy crack whores and ugly fatties

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v52cw4/pizza_time_had_great_customer_service_yesterday/

>>49385205
dudes will get money and waste it all on coom shit? no shit.

>>49385205
Based and knowing better pilled

>>49385228
Just remember.
You missed out on Google
You missed out on Apple
You missed out on Bitcoin
You won't miss out on GME.

>>49385253
Small world

>>49385272
i wouldn't want to hold those anyway, they're evil companies and a scam.

>52 posts by this ID
>>49385266
I am a degenerate and will likely be an even bigger degenerate when wealthy

Good morning everyone
I see the intense sliding hasnt stopped since the leak
>>49384514
>dming with hb
I dont believe you
not for one second especially given that everything you just said is common knowledge amongst /gme/ folk
faggot
>>49384655
checked and no
>49384790
china doesnt exist, sneed
>>49384872
ive read all your comments, your a stupid nigger who deserves to have his micopenis sealed shut with a welding torch, ngmi
your personality is trash and I take it your not friendless by choice

>>49385315

I'll be fucking 10/10 Brazilian trannies myself.

>>49385403
gay

>>49385421
Doesn't bother me.

>>49385381
you refuse t give a run down on hyperblu aka reddit schizo, stfu 1pbtid, welcome to work faggot.

>>49385134
But bro, short squeezes are illegal, google said so.

>>49385253
Thanks, just died of cringe.

>>49385441
Why though? You will be able to fuck a different 18-19 year old girl whenever you wish, why choose trannies?

>>49384514
It's next week? What luck, I just came back after months of forgetting about this, and I just happen to come back the week before the squeeze.

Realistically, I'd say I need a few hundred million to make catgirls real (10+ shares). Science has already created pig-human hybrid organs for some ungodly reason, I see no reason why cathumans would be any more costly. It's entirely cosmetic, so I feel like this is pretty achievable as far as goals go. If I do manage to make catgirls, I'm going to approach Ryan with a partnership deal, this could be the first quadrillion dollar industry and Gamestop would be in on the ground floor.

Why can't they just cover the shorts through dark pools to prevent the price from rising?

>>49385480
>>49385477
>>49385449
you fucks see how 1pbtid come in to change the narrative ot the fucking thread retards!

>>49385492
Sneed

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

>>49381001 10 01
Checked.

>>49385492
Haven't they been trying to at least contain the price like that every single day
Have they covered or closed a single naked shorted share at all ?
They haven't have they.....
It's tomorrow G-Day
Power to the Players

its really fun to see subhuman retards have daily meltdowns in these threads, you've been waiting for someone take the bait for how long, 1 week? 2?
dont act like we havent all be ignoring your stupid shit
then someone finally replies and you lose your mind? nope
not realistic enough pal, better luck next thread
I can taste the desperation
sneed
>you cant even achieve picrel, youve chosen online shilling, sad many such cases

>>49385492
It's covering a short with a short, you can do it, but their obligations continue to grow rather than shrink. No sellers in dark pools own any of the shares they are selling, they are all the exact same people short-selling on the lit exchanges. It's just a tool to short-sell more efficiently and skirt regulations.

>>49385522
checking a yil giver? I thought the real yil giver was out??? you fucks can't keep up on anything faggots

>>49385506
hey dipshit its 9am, your calling out of 1pbtid is mistimed, you are not blending, womp womp
just wait til next thread idiot

>>49385536
I hope the shillies even have .25 shares lest they actually kill themselves soon

>>49385463
Too young. Besides, trannies are drama free and can't get pregnant.

>>49385506
Mate, you posted over 20% of this thread.

>>49384472
awesome if real

>>49385548
Can't they just delete the shorts?

>55 posts by this ID
>>49385568
Whatever floats your boat I guess.

>>49385580
then why havent they?

>>49385563
they will never allow gme in meme numbers, hello they shut you down before and have kept a fake price up. keep buying though. Ryan Cohen loves it. best jew get all the followers...

>>49385576
Idgaf, I have no life. stated that already

>>49385612
alright you win I just sold, gonna rope later too

At 4AM for premarket Monday you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $30,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Checkem

Jfc, at this rate he'll have 80 posts by bump limit

>>49385601
I assume they did which is why it's been 1 year and a half and still no MOASS

>>49385612
What the fuck ? 57 post by this id
Dood get a fucking life lol

>>49385653
You can’t delete shorts without deleting shares

So the 69 post guy has no shares at all not even one just in case
How will you feel when this moons ?

Theorizing and speculation:
>According to reddit schizo hyperblu, GME has certain "windows" where buying actually effects the price
>These windows include Jan 2021, Nov 2021, and Mar 2022
>RC is aware of these windows which is why he bought shares in March
>Knowing when these windows will occur, GameStop time the split/dividend to coincide with the next window
>GME does a 7 for 1 split and becomes $20
>People will now FOMO at this price while the window of weakness is open
>Jan 2021 is recreated but on a monumentally larger scale and this time turning off the buy button won't stop it
This is really starting to make a lot of sense. Why would they need to turn off the buy button if retail buying doesn't normally have any effect on the price? The window was open. The planets are aligning.

>not even 100PBTID
Pathetic

>>49385679
good point
>>49385623
post postion and hand, thatll be 2 free posts (you)

>>49385626
IMAGINE HAVING A FULL MENTAL BREAKDOWN WITH JUST MYSELF AND NOTHING im loosing my shit, am a
I a bot or shit do I still hold gme fuck yeah Im just loosing my shit rn and idk what do do
https://youtu.be/Qz33yb8nZaE

>>49385706
see
>>49384467

>>49380199
test

>>49385722
post portfolio faggot

>>49385580
No. Or archegos would have. Instead, they use swaps to hide their short position.

>>49381942
Go fuck yourself I’ve been playing red dead for days straight now it’s so good. I just like westerns though so I’m biased. Play elden ring, doom eternal is much better than doom 2016

>>49385787
Doom Eternal is good on nightmare difficulty only
The master levels are harder than Dark Souls

>>49381942
RDR2 is not for riding around doing story missions. It is for fishing and hunting big game.

>>49385756
started my journey before all you squeeze fags

>>49385823
I like it

>>49385869
>Xbox
NGMI

>>49385272
>You missed out on Bitcoin
I first started buying in 2019 ~$4k. So no. In fact, buying and holding BTC trained me for GME.

>>49381942
>Games are shit honestly,

They are. Because there is nothing on the PC platform or AAA title to take full advantage of today's GPUs.

We really need a new 'Crysis' like game again.

>>49385877
shit they still go for 280 on gme website, still pricy asf even with new gen out.

>>49385673
That's probaly what they did, deleted both the short and the synthetic shares

>>49385839
wow so someone bought 2 shares 2 years ago, wtf was this pic supppsed to mean lol
also do you really think thats how screengrabs are named? thats so clearly typed out kek

>>49385839
wow so someone bought 2 shares 2 years ago, what was this pic supposed to even mean lol
also do you really think thats how screepcaps are named?you clearly typed that name out kek

>>49385929
>>49385951

>>49385929
>>49385951
did I break it?

>>49385580
A short is not something you have. Being short comes from something another has which you owe to them. Because you got $$$ for selling it in the past, you have a position to cover which you hope costs you less $$$. That's why a hedge would sell short. Now they gotta do it with naked shares they print illegally to keep from being evaporated.

>>49385958
>phonefagging
4chan reader is a nigger

>>49385971
with your "proof'
lmao

>>49385928
A short is not something you have. Being short comes from something another has which you owe to them. The synthetics shorters create would be with long holders who they sold to, so they're not even with them to control.. much less.. 'delete'

>>49381942
I've been buying games like crazy lately. Mostly downloading ports of older games on the Switch that I missed out on when I was younger. DMC, BioShock, Resident Evil, Assassin's Creed, Deadly Premonition, etc. I don't know about modern games.

>>49385987
I actually bought more before the sneeze, I have more proofs coming.

>>49386022
I notice you keep posting meaningless old ass buy orders instead of your holdings, why

>>49385987
just kept buying small amounts before the sneeze lol

Desperate and lonely

>49386056
sneed faggot and see >>49386033

>>49386033
I was throwing what I could on it before it was cool with le reddit!

kek are you really gloating with 8 dollar buys, most of us had 500+ in october

>>49386073
every paycheck I threw in because I was down for it...

>>49386119
>65pbtid
>Has like 4 shares

Wow, this is some major cope

Let's break the shillies bots again lol
The AI overlords lead me to GME better late than never tho a mere 3-4 days before the sneeze
It's been a wild fucking stylin ride so card and it's going to get FUCKING crazier next week

>>49386129
I kneel

>>49386129
see >>49386033
ya broken buddy? sounds like we triggered a lil malfunction huh

>>49386250
has it said the gamer word yet?

>>49386255 checked
nope, not once in fact 3/5 (kek how the fuck?) of them were said by me lmao

>>49386250
dude you already broke, its in the tread. I will never pay taxes either faggot bootlicking cunt.

>>49386280
>>49386255
>>49386250
hur dur say racism so we can mass report you to jannies and mods to get banned. not today bunker trannies...

>>49386289
are you talking about my double post? youve never seen a double post before? shit says it posts but doesnt show up so you try again? wtf obvious bot no u is obvious, btw the way your overusing bootlicker which makes you stick out ever further chinkbot
I notice you still havent posted you holdings, curious

Anyone hear from methgod lately?

>>49386313
>he thinks non-shills use ever the report button
kek

one more then stop
youll be at 69

>>49386317
bootlicker wants my holdings, imagine my shock. die in faggot. you probably wann see my UUUU holdings too right faggot?

>>49386362
still doesnt post holding, very interesting
>says it again

Baker is kill moass is tomorrow
Kennoid killed the baker...

Lmao there’s a crypto baggie in here trying to get us to believe he bought BTC at 4K instead of the 61k he really bought it at lmao

>>49386199
>>49386199
>>49386199
THREADED
>>49386199
>>49386199
>>49386199

>>49386199
>>49386199
>>49386199
Threaded.

>>49380366
>>49380367
>>49380382
>>49380391
>>49380402
>>49380571
>>49381651
>>49383001
>>49383016
>>49383247
WAGMI, frens.

Are we more likely to squeeze before the split happens, or after? I know it’s good for us, I just don’t know how

>>49387101
After.

Assuming it's dividend split it's literally the endgame. The shorts have nowhere to go from there.

It could happen before, but I doubt that will happen. They have enough cards up their sleeve to shuffle things around indefinitely, but a dividend or share recall is unavoidable.

What I imagine is going to ACTUALLY happen is that they will have made a backroom deal with the DTCC and whoever else they had to in order to minimize or eliminate the fallout.

My only FUD for MOASS is crime. The thesis is still solid after all this time and the mountain of evidence only grows every day. Crime is the ONLY thing that will keep them going, but hopefully it doesn't keep them out of jail.

It's gonna be soooo fuckin weird if MOASS hits before I get this job I just found after being unemployed for over a year.

I put ALL my eggs in the GME basket and lost EVERYTHING, including my sanity.

I think I'll still take the job just because the job title will get me laid and keep me occupied, but it's gonna be a big WTF if MOASS makes me not need it.

>>49387326

I’m supposed to move to bumfuck south USA at the end of June for a well paying job. I really don’t want to go but I’d be stupid to pass up this money. Crossing my fingers for moass

Don't let anyone FUD this golden comment (picrel). It is imperative we take our world back. It's no wonder Putin is down to de-nazify the rest of the West. He's not wrong. This Blackrock entity is making itself known through the SS posts and there are a few possibilities here. Either RC knows, he doesn't know and is just a hard worker who's had enough of the system, or he's on their side. I doubt the last by the former two are more likely.

This Great Reset is being fueled by this movement and it's gonna be a fucking SHOCK to the world. Once they are in power and own everything, the vaxxed will start to fall like flies and we are what's left. Who knows how many people/entities from across the world are bought into GME at this moment and who knows if they are good/bad actors.

All depends on how they identify. Are they living beings? Are they Humans? Are they exclusive due to religious preference? Are they all-inclusive?

Half our economy wouldn't even exist if we just knew to sit and be in peace instead of running the rat race that's been built for us.