/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for GameStop

Tranime.

>>49381779
I'll pretend this is japanese propaganda for sake sales.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P13dfEKK6_Y

Ok now the plot thickens. It went from
>had a date over to watch movies
To
>yeah but she was from PoF
To
>Ok she wanted money for sex
Btw who the fuck uses plenty of fish in 2022?

God can help you with your spiritual matters
CZ75 can help you with the rest >>49381664

Anon, set up a livestream of you getting robbed by a pack of niggers.

>>49381815
Rape her homies and make her watch.

>>49381797
I use plentyoffish because there are lots of older women on there which I’m into. I’m a little bit more scared because she just turned her car off and she’s just sitting in her car in the dark in front of my house. Pic related. It’s eerie as she is just now quietly sitting in the car.

I don’t know what she’s waiting for to leave.
>>49381800
I have it strapped with me but I’m not going to go outside of my house with it.

>>49381815
The only appropriate answer

>>49381796
It sure is https://www.moshimoshi-nippon.jp/455094 award winning too!

>>49381854
>pic rel
lmao yea that's a hit
Call the fuckin cops m8

>>49381854
Have you called the cops yet? I'd recommend the non-emergency line. Just tell 'em you had a broad over you met online, she just got up and went to go sit in her car, isn't responding when you try to contact her, and that you're worried you're being setup to be robbed. They'll send one of the boys out to knock on her window and ask wtf is going on. Until then stay the fuck inside and stay strapped.

>>49381862
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>>49381866
What do I call the cops and say? That a woman I went on a date with is now loitering in a car front of my house? Her car isn’t even now so it’s not like it’s moving.

God I can hear her talking from inside the dark car I think.

>>49381888
Retard, call the police and say this
>Just tell 'em you had a broad over you met online, she just got up and went to go sit in her car, isn't responding when you try to contact her, and that you're worried you're being setup to be robbed.
Do it now, don't be an idiot.

>>49381897
Try and sneak out the back and get closer to the car so you can hear what she's saying.

>>49381866
How do you know it’s a hit? Like have you any experience with these sort of robbery lookouts? I’m getting a bit nervous.

>>49381912
Beyond retarded

>>49381888
Just feign concern.
Btw do not step outside. 100% guarantee her partner is crouched near your front door. She might even text you in a few saying she needs help - car broke down, etc bullshit excuse. Don‘t fall for it.

>>49381888
It's nothing just go to sleep.

>>49381914
If you still haven't called the police yet you are confirmed larping and an idiot. This is exactly what a setup looks like, everything you described down to a T is what a setup looks and sounds like. Call the fuckin' cops dude. Now. No more replies, no more idiocy, stay armed and away from windows and call the fucking police.

>>49381925
seconded and saged

>>49381915
I didn't say it was smart I just want to know what she's saying. The smart thing to do would be for him to get on his room so he has a nice vantage point.

>>49381925
I’m going to probably just stay awake with my gun and see if she stays on my driveway for the night. I have a Glock and a cz, full loaded in case she actually does have robbery plans and her partner is adjacent to my house

>>49381888
>what is reporting a suspicious person

>>49381957
You stupid fuck. Sage. Call the non-emergency police line now. You stupid fuck. Assuming it's a larp. seconding >>49381925

>>49381916
Not a single car has showed up since she left to her car. It’s been 90 mins. she’s either fallen asleep and gonna leave later or her robbery partners are on the way

We get a little crazy haha. We like to have fun here at /smg/.

If you guys are looking for some inspiration on how to trade a bear market look up the Japanese trader BNF. He made a ton of money trading stocks on the Tokyo exchange during the post dot com bear market. He traded a lot after that but his first stack was made in the dot com bust

>>49381959
>>49381897
How do you report her as a suspicious person if she’s just sitting in her car turned off?

can someone give me a qrd on the hit occuring?

>>49381957
Well we can‘t make you call the cops.
If you are actually in the process of being robbed, and if your robbers are particularly intelligent, they will attempt entry around 3:30 to 4:30 am. They will attempt to kill you so they can work without hurry or fear. Take high ground, utilize choke points, and remain in the dark. Good luck.

Or your PoF whore just OD‘d in the car lol

Imagine being American, you have to walk around with a gun everyday just so you don’t get raped by niggers

>>49381969
Since she is a hooker there is a very good chance she on heroin or something and nodded out in her car.

>>49381957
Oh, and remember, dual wielding pistols irl is BADASS and the cops will love you

>>49381974
To get you started:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpG-l8gInoQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsMQpfM2xGc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GCgo1FlKRw

>>49381980
You just do, there's no threshold to "suspicious person" especially if they're a minority. Anybody lollygagging outside your house fits.

>>49381980
You absolute DENSE motherfucker, call your local non-emergency line and tell them what I fucking said to tell them two posts ago so they send an officer out to knock on her window and figure out what the actual fuck is going on. There is no other valid answer, and the only reason I'm writing yet another reply in good faith to this almost-guaranteed larp is in the off chance you're literally so autistic as to invite random bitches into your home for a first date. Figure it the fuck out numbnuts, call the motherfucking police, fucking call the emergency line if you don't know what the non-emergency line is. They will understand and it's not misuse of resources if you have a legitimate concern. Strange pussy sitting in front of your house for nearly an hour and a half on a date is a legitimate concern. I swear to Christ if this is a larp I hope you ND into your patella.

>>49381987
So you think if she’s calling someone (I did hear her speak pretty loud and clear in her car earlier, so didn’t sound like she OD’d nor did she seem a dopehead) it’s to set up a hit at the quietest hours of the night? I’m getting a bit scared because it’s genuinely giving me goosebumps at the fact that she’s just sitting in her car all dark. If she’s asleep it would make sense but she was talking very loudly in her car earlier…..

No bump. You have been given advice and (you)s. If you're not going to listen. Fuck off. We warned you.

>>49382022
Why would she be in such a hurry to leave if she's going to sit in her car? It doesn't make sense unless she's up to something.

>>49381957
I went ahead and reported all your posts to the RCMP for terrorism. The lady on the phone was really nice it was weird to hear all that french speaking though.

>>49382014
>you're literally so autistic as to invite random bitches into your home for a first date
You don’t understand, she was cute and I had a good time with her. So I don’t want to kill the chances of me having a second date with her by calling the cops on her car that had been outside my house for over 90 minutes at this point .

One more fucked up thing that makes me uneasy is i noticed her Plenty of Fish profile is deleted now, the dating app where I met her.

>>49382057
just go out there and see whats wrong with her

I cant tell you
That youre the love of my life. You were going to move here. We were going to move in together. We were going to get engaged in a year
It feels like youre just throwing all that away

Who am i going to go to with all the things i usually tell you. Because youre my best friend

It feels like youre giving up

I feel so betrayed

I feel so helpless

I feel defeated

Can we not?

Please dont break up with me

I cant bear to think of you with someone else

I cant believe this is what you want

I cant believe you want someone better than me

Everything is going to change. All the little things. Like my lock screen. Our friends. Our families

Are you sure this is what you want
Youre not even certain, and thats what jills me inside

It feels like youre not giving us a chance

Youre not fighting for us

I would have, for us

I hope this makes you happy
I love you a
I miss you
Im sorry

>>49382057
Again, and for the last time - either you're larping (highly likely at this point) and I hope you ND directly into your kneecap with hollowpoints, or you need to call the police immediately. There is no other valid answer or course of action. You're either an ass or a moron and there is zero inbetween here.

>>49382041
That’s really making me weirded out because you have a good point. Why on earth would someone suddenly say they have to go but then just sit in their car and not move from my house for this long.

I don’t know if she fell asleep in her car or not but she’s just in a dark car. I don’t see the hue of her phones light anymore in her car.

>>49382013
Apparently he needs to remind her that it's a no nigger zone.

>>49382065
Capped, are you the anon that wanted to breakup or the one that got broken up with? If the former this is cringe, if the latter just give them some time and reach back out later and the two of you can work through your shit.

>>49382095
For the love of Christ don't text her call her. If she doesn't answer, just fire a couple of warning shots near her car and be done with it.

>>49382063
Should I bring my gun out there when I see what’s wrong with her? At best I hope to find her asleep in her car and I won’t bother her. She’s not replied to any of my texts and her PoF profile got deleted

Do you ever feel like things aren't technically bad because you have money, but a crushing sense that things are extremely fucked because you didn't make more money?

>>49382126
yea put it in your back waistband

>>49382057
he is 100% larping. stop giving this dude attention at this point.

>>49382108
Im the one that broke up with her. That was me writing down all the things she said to me while i was breaking up with her so i dont forget them. The last 3 lines are from my perspective. I just wrote it all down because i cant stop repeating it all over and over in my head and i need to sleep so maybe if i shart them all out onto /smg/ i can stop thinking them through and sleep

>>49382133
real niggas tuck front waist with safety off
no dick no balls

>>49382126
Don't leave, you could get knocked out by a hidden nigger the moment you step out.

>>49382126
You should stop larping about retarded bullshit or call the police you absolute mongoloid.

>>49382145
that glock dont have a safety real niggas know

>>49382150
he's larping, just ignore him and move on. lets change the topic to SIGA. i am the anon who put his lifes savings in the 17.05c.

>>49382137
He's probably just drunk or from Florida or something. Seems like he's stumbling his way through a strange situation.

>>49382150
what kind of beta calls the police? just go out there and see whats up with her and if some nig jumps out then shoot them

>>49382126
If you're aren't going to call the police you need to shut off all your lights and look out all of your windows to see if anyone is out there.

>>49382140
I will entertain this since I am disgusted with the larper that I still legitimately hopes ND's directly into their thigh. What specific reasons did you want to break up with them over? Because frankly that sounds like you made the wrong decision.

>>49382159
>i am the anon who put his lifes savings in the 17.05c
You should also call the police and get commited to a mental watch for 72 hours ahahahaha

>>49382159
Lol. How much of the total OI do you own?

>>49382177
whats OI

>>49382148
The Hidden Niggers And The Crouching Faggots Will Come Out

>>49382191

>>49382191
It’s a how much delta notional an individual gamma node has

>>49382168
Okay does shutting your inside lights off help protect you from robbers ?

>>49382205
however much of the node notional of that will make me 3000% on the calls and i will have 3 million dollars

he is here... how many contracts do you own?

>>49382205
Wait the PoF anon is also the bomma swap anon?

>>49382191
ah jeez doooood u rly bought this shit? this expires in like a week bro 2 weeks sum shit fr fr you will not be bussin soon respectfully

>>49382223
Not SIGA lolz replace that with a market maker like Susquehanna

That nigga is making MM’s rich on the inflated ask

>>49382223
1400

>>49382217
bro if youre not larping can you start a twitch live stream for us in case something does happen and we get to experience a happening live

>>49382172
Very mismatched sex drives. My friend put it to me when i explained it to him. Sex is something i want to do, sex is on her to do list. Something she feels obligated to do to please me but could go without, or at least not nearly as much as i need. It doesnt help that we were both virgins when we started dating and i have no other experience
She never let me fuck raw, i was doing condoms for 4 years
Shes not mentally strong and i would worry about trusting her with our kids if i were to die. She doesnt have a lot of aspirations or real goals in life other than to marry me
She doesnt have a lot of common interests that i share. Which can be fine. But when one of your main activities when youre together is her scrolling tiktok or instagram and me scrolling /smg/ you wonder if its an issue youre not just spending time talking. And when we did talk it was rarely substantive and usually frivolous
She wasnt as active as i wouldve liked
Any issues i had with her it felt like she would only try change to make me happy and not because they were good for her. Which means eventually she wouldnt try to make those changes anymore
Add all that up and it would be a life and marriage full of regret, dissatisfaction, and resentment
Im also more attractive than her. But thats not a real reason why i did it

I could be okay accepting shortcomings. But all of this combined and the fact that it didnt really get much better over 4 years despite me bringing it up...i didnt want to waste her time anymore and do this after 5/6 years and an engagement to boot

>>49382228
jokes aside, do you think these calls have any hope

>>49382224
I talked to my shady PoF date about how much money I made on zomma swaps. Maybe that was a mistake in hindsight .

>>49382248
Lol.

>>49382217
>>49382205
>>49382177
>>49382126
>the anon about to get robbed was just the crbpajeet larping and pulling pics from /k/
Fucking boring

>>49382261
bro. please. do you actually thnk theyre fucked

>>49382236
Okay how do I make a twitch stream? What will I name my stream? I can have my handgun pointed out my window

>>49382217
Can't hurt. You know the layout of your house better than they will. Also take another picture of the car, and better one that isn't sideways. Might as well leave some evidence in case you get murdered. The autism of 4chan will dissect the evidence and avenge you.

>>49382248
Anon, I...

It's more likely that a succubus enters my den tonight and assumes the form of a qt wolf girl born for the secular purpose of draining my balls until I collapse than it is for your calls to profit.

>>49382284
Whoever bought those calls literally bought them after they went up 500% in value in a week with highly inflated IV

>>49382284
are you trying to make me shit myself or are you 100% serious

>>49382293
that's false they were way more expensive last week

>>49382297
Please make vocaroo n twitch of u pooping urself

>>49382297
I really, really, really, really, really want to bang a wolf girl anon. Like really bad. I want to invent genetically engineered anthropomorphic wolf girls and fuck her brains out and have her bear my mutant humanoid wolf children. I am so fucking serious you are goddamned fucked. I mean, at least you're getting fucked in a cool way though. All in calls expiring within 2 weeks? Baller move bro.

Hope you've got a kickass job lmao

>>49382318
im unemployed. can you give me like a technical, professional reason as to why my calls are fucked

>>49382283
Should I crouch as I run to her car? I need to make sure others aren’t out there waiting for me too

>>49382325
crawl so they cant see you

>>49382324
Your calls have an issue with how much inverse convexity the zomma decay has on the specific call contracts you got. It’s a common mistake and you’ll learn from it.

>>49382245
>Very mismatched sex drives. My friend put it to me when i explained it to him. Sex is something i want to do, sex is on her to do list. Something she feels obligated to do to please me but could go without, or at least not nearly as much as i need. It doesnt help that we were both virgins when we started dating and i have no other experience
>She never let me fuck raw, i was doing condoms for 4 years
>Shes not mentally strong and i would worry about trusting her with our kids if i were to die. She doesnt have a lot of aspirations or real goals in life other than to marry me
>She doesnt have a lot of common interests that i share. Which can be fine. But when one of your main activities when youre together is her scrolling tiktok or instagram and me scrolling /smg/ you wonder if its an issue youre not just spending time talking. And when we did talk it was rarely substantive and usually frivolous
>She wasnt as active as i wouldve liked
>Any issues i had with her it felt like she would only try change to make me happy and not because they were good for her. Which means eventually she wouldnt try to make those changes anymore
>Add all that up and it would be a life and marriage full of regret, dissatisfaction, and resentment
Unironically send her this entire list when she inevitably starts blowing your phone up about things. Don't even edit it other than to remove the arrows. Omit entirely the part about being more attractive. Spend a month or two apart regardless what happens so you can re-center yourself and she can get some motivation to change. If she's worth it she'll consider all of this and voice her own grievances and the two of you can work through it and move forward. If she's a shitbag cunt she'll just attack you and get defensive and you made the right decision. Idk man, it sounds like it's more than salvageable if you actually care about her which you do, but go see a counselor together if you decide to get back together.

>>49382324
What was your average per contract? At expiration in about 2 weeks you need SIGA to go that much above 17.05. Before then it's a race between the growing theta decay and how fast it can move up.

This is what they took from you

>>49382378
.7 per contract

please give me advice unlike the trolls here

what are the odds i havent just burned through my lifes savings

>>49382391
I deadass ain't trolling you on God fr fr you are not respectfulling the market bruv

basically im trying to say you're imminently about to be left styleless

>>49382324
You yolo'd 80% of your networth, while unemployed, on basically 50% OTM near-dated calls for a company with a vaccine for a disease that is either going to be a complete fucking nothingburger or the next black death. You're basically betting that AIDS 2.0 - Now with boils! is going to shitdick the entire earth. Even if you're correct, which there's an overwhelming chance you will not be, there are still a bunch of circumstances wherein the stock price doesn't hit a high enough number for your calls to become more valuable than what you paid for them before losing so much value that you start losing money. You've basically pulled your whole cock and balls out and slammed them on the table for all to see and hear, passed out hammers for everyone, and invited them to swing as hard as they can because you're totally quick enough to pull it back first bro lmao. You're either about to become a multi millionaire and never have to think about work again, or will be getting involuntarily committed because you're a suicide risk and there is zero inbetween. Where I you I would sell half that position and put it into shares at 9:30:01am EST on 6/6 at absolute minimum. I am actually stunned by the level and depth of your insanity in making this play to begin with, and actually question if it is not in fact a larp in and of itself. There is a reason why I prayed for you, it is not a good one.

>>49382391
Why didn’t you sell at the peak Friday?!

>>49382325
Better to create a distraction. Grab an empty 2 liter and fill some of it up with toilet bowl cleaner then throw some balled up tin foil In and seal the 2 liter. Throw it out the front door and wait until it explodes, that will be your chance.

>>49382391
ur going to lose all that money

>>49382345
I told her all these things today and she said she felt like she was having them sprung on her and felt like i was giving up on us without trying. Even though its been 4 years. She did say we shouldve tried counseling before i broke it off. But we live in different cities. If we were to move together like we had planned it wouldve been a year and a shared lease and not a lot of change most likely
Ill keep what you said in mind. Im not closed to maybe trying to work through things in the future if she can change into who i want to be with but it seemed to me that as someone who has never dated another girl, it makes more sense to try to see if i can just find someone more compatible instead of shape that person

>>49382437
just marry her if she was a virgin before you met its worth it. trust

>>49382391
Then you need SIGA to go to 17.75 at expiration. Before then you may be able to get out if there's a pump that brings them back to .7 per contract. I would consider getting out on any pump even if the bid is less than .7.

>>49382426
ffs. i wish i just kept my money in ethereum and would be 20% down on that. id much rather be in that situation, and have never discovered the world of options trading. idk what the fuck. to do. i guess, if im green then ill sell them but if im red then ill hodl

>>49382432
Okay.

>>49382462
options are good if you're doing covered calls or writing spreads bro
buying FDs is literally financial suicide

>>49382437
Nah bro, you have it all wrong. Most people are absolute unrepentant dogshit people hardly worth the cost of a bullet to the brain. You find someone that actually gives a shit about you on any real level, you lock that the fuck down and work through the bullshit and both of you better yourselves. The grass is never greener on the other side outside of cases of literal abuse/infidelity. Cool off for a bit so you can both get your heads on straight and then go see a counselor together and make real plans of action to better your relationship. The problems you listed are real and valid, but they're easily overcome and you are honestly in the wrong a bit for hiding all of this from her until it became unbearable. Communication is a two way street. My sincere advice would be to never discuss this in these threads ever again as you will get absolutely buttfucking moronic advice on the subject and lead horribly astray in the process. You haven't completely fucked the dog yet but you're close to ruining it all for good, and over shit that honestly isn't that hard to change. Best of luck moving forward whatever happens broski.

>>49382462
>hodling otm options expiring in 2 weeks
Youre holding something worse than the shittiest of shitcoins my friend. Not only can this shitcoin go to zero, it WILL go to zero in 2 weeks

>>49382475
Thanks for the perspective. Ill think about it

>>49382462
Options will fuck you to death and leave your bloody corpse in the ditch for all to piss on if you do not know what the fuck you're doing. You have literally no idea what you are doing, and any sane person with options experience would tell you to sell everything at market open on Monday immediately. Like at absolute worst keep 10% of your contracts, that would still be wildly irresponsible but would be a "whoops I'm a fucking idiot" mistake and not a "googling how to tie a noose/make an exit bag" mistake. You do not hodl options like you would a shitcoin, that is how you get heemed into the center of the fucking Sun.

FDA STOP BULLYING NOVAVAX

YOU KNOW DARN WELL PFIZER AND MODERNA CAUSE MYOCARDITIS TOO

IT'S NOT FAIR

>>49382462
If the bid is still around .50 at open you can get out with 70000 of your 98000. I don't know if I would hold. Lesson learned and you can make it back selling puts on high IV stocks you want to own. If you like crypto there's miners like HUT that have good premium.

>>49382541
i bought them at .70. so id be down more bro. do you think theres any chance it has a crazy premarket pump and i can even flip it 2x?

>>49382569
el em ay oh

>>49382473
Amen, theta gang for life

>>49382569
Let me put this as simply as possible - if you're right, this play was so insanely retarded you WILL be getting a call from the SEC as the only way it is profitable is if God himself gave you the idea or you're an insider to the kind of esoteric machinations that make most peoples brains boil to even attempt to ponder. If/when you are wrong, this is an amount of money that will clearly make you consider harming yourself for having lost. Accept the 28,000$ lesson of "I don't know what the fuck I'm doing with options" and find a different manner in which to invest. Honestly and sincerely if I was you I would sell the majority of the call contracts, load up on shares instead, and put at minimum half of the amount you have left in other shit if not in your pocket. You are on a road to ruin with the pedal mashed through the floor otherwise in all outcomes but the imminent death of hundreds of millions if not billions.

>>49382569
Yeah you said you had 1400 contracts at .70 right? That's 98000, selling them at .50 gives you 70000. I don't think it's worth the risk when you can get out injured rather than dead.

>>49382569
yea bro just hodl options fluctuate a lot it will prob get some crazy pump next week at some point

I feel empty bros. I was rich in January. Now I have nothing.

>>49382679
Keep gambling, at least then you’ll feel alive

>>49382679
why didnt u stop when u were rich bro

>>49382729
You never stop when you gamble, it’s impossible

>>49382746
>they haven't walked into a casino, made one pull on a slot machine at max bet, and then immediately left afterwards regardless of the outcome without making another pull
If you cannot do this, you should not be in any market with any amount of speculation. Period.
>>49382679
You have a life and a soul and the ability to make more money and learn how to not be a degenerate gambler and instead be a successful investor. Fuck all demoralization posts/threads.

>>49382679
Money comes and goes.

PoF gangstalking anon, give us an update

>>49382919
he got tired of larpingand is now sleeping

>>49382679
I thought risk management is supposed to prevent that?

I feel uncomfortable with the idea of a fed pivot. Why do so many talking heads and schizos seem to think they will have to step in so soon? I don’t think the bond market is a reliable indicator anymore due to the distortion by the fed. Pension fund prop traders seem to be alright with a 3% yield on the 10 yr but how much was this just tactical positioning? How many young bond traders are going to be absolutely rekd in the next couple of months with that massive balance sheet reduction ahead?

Is a high deductible health insurance with an HSA worthwhile? Seems like with compounding in a s&p500 equivalent index fund it could be far cheaper in the long run.

Don't worry bro ill buy some contracts on Monday for $17.05 strike... at .15 each

>>49383020
who's saying that? bianco's been saying they'll hike as much until inflation goes down substantially

Someone shill me on KRBN please

>>49383172
the ticker is similar to the word 'crab', which is currently ascendant relative to mars

>>49383156
The idea is that once there’s going to be a systemic liquidity event or whatever and the markets really start shitting the bed they will have to stop or pause hiking. The bond market seems to suggest right now that there is going to be slower growth (maybe stagflation), less inflation in the medium to long term (inflation is transitory) and that everybody knows that. They can’t do much about supply side problems and this is seemingly the source of inflation right now. They’re going to slow down demand significantly but who knows when things are going to break.

>>49383180
How about IVOL

>>49383222
I've previously posted here that inflation is supply-side and fiddling with the money supply won't fix our purchasing power - which is what people care about. What worries me is that despite this, economists that I read from both parties (scott sumner for the left and john cochrane for the right) have been pushing for faster hikes.
Likely I'm just a bozo who doesn't know anything. But I think that they're only pushing for hikes for discipline reasons, the typical "we did QE, now we have to do QT to keep the currency credible".
Trying to predict one person (JPOW) and his small circle is kremlinology, but my guess is that he knows that the stakes for QT are lower - QT won't save the economy, it will just strengthen the dollar, which isnt at risk yet anyway. And with lower stakes I don't think he will be willing to go far and cause a recession. But its all kremlinology.

>>49383411
inflation is not supply side
inflation is always a monetary phenomenon
read milton friedman discussion of inflation being always due to monetary policy
do not drink the kool aid that it is a supply side issue, that it is an issue of disrupted supply chains
it is 100% due to the federal reserve
do not allow them to get away with this crime
please read milton friedman

>>49381888
>anon's PoF date finds about his 98k$ in SIGA calls and now stalks him
wew lad. gona be a rough 2 weeks until expiry

>>49383222
the "things are gonna break" narrative is based on past events and definitely has some merit but the point is nobody knows when or what, it's possible that we go for a while without anything blowing up

>>49383452
>inflation is always a monetary phenomenon
I've heard Austrian economists say that before, but doesn't it make sense that if the price of materials needed for production (be it oil, semiconductors, wheat, or something else) goes up for whatever reason, the price of the finished goods would also increase?
If the supply curve shifts, so does the equilibrium price, no?

Why can't I trade OTC derivatives?
I want to join the big boy table

>>49381831
Robert said: I need you to help me rape 100 dead children!

BANDU SEM WIFI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAeOUbHLta0

>>49382788
This right fucking here. Funny enough the best way to cure your money worries is to go to the casino and eat some nasty loses especially>>49382788
after a massive win.

SIGA calls are pretty good gamble. But only do this when you have in depth knowledge of endemics and the information surrounding it, particularly the information schedule.

>>49383099
Unless you're already maxing one out do a Roth IRA instead, it's federally protected from (((creditors))) and you can trade in there. Only some states protect HSAs so you could still get jewed.
>inb4 muh money is locked up
For Roth you can pull out the contributions anytime without penalty. And in my state (((creditors))) can't take your distributions for 60 days so you have time to use it or withdraw it from your bank.

>>49381779
>dad, why didn't you buy any chinese stocks when they had dirt cheap PEs before they eventually skyrocketed?
>well Jimbo, I was a complete retard back then who fell for literally every jewish FUD about the upcoming chinese collapse

>>49384597

>trusting chinks

LOL

>>49381854
Interesting. If you make a photo negative of this image you can literally see two large black men hiding off to the side. Can’t wait to read the headlines tomorrow.

Its funny how when we had a percentage black president, corporate social environment in america started leaning more into diversity acceptance and markets were growing at stable rates and everything "looked good" but when we have bush jr, trump, or biden it all either blows up in crash or flies to the moon in an unstable pump. Look at SP500 from 2009 to 2016. Look at bitcoin from 2009 to 2016. Then you idiots think you can outsmart the most manipulated casino that runs off wagie 401k/pension contributions yet always runs out of liquidity in time for the next crisis mega crash. Ask yourself, since when did between 2008 and 2016 did the MSM ever make a single segment/talking point where it was "obama did stocks bad" "obama not responding to inflation" "obama not doing enough for jobs market". Continue to think the markets will stay bullish and not crab then dump in time for the next president that is ESG friendly. In fact it will 100 percent be some green hippie woman "warrior" that becomes the next obama.

>>49384641
Can we just get Obama back. He blew up brown people instead of letting them come over as refugees and had tighter border security then trump.

>>49384628
..sure and you decided not to post your 'photo negative' proof because why should you do all that extra work of clicking the browse button and selecting the image to show us all..

>>49382496
If she was a virgin there is nothing to think about. There is no closer physical bond than this. It is your duty as a man to make it work as well as her duty. Unironically man up.

>>49384860
If she was a virgin I reckon he's obligated to stay with her.

>>49381957
>bcws296

Should I take out a $15k loan, run the wheel on Nvidia and use the credits to pay the loan back

>>49384994
No.

>>49383548
>gona be a rough 2 weeks until expiry
kek

>>49382496
This is going to sound chauvinistic but most modern women need to be coerced into a fulfilling life by men.
My wife's only real hobby is cooking. I bought a piano and now she plays the piano. I bought a boat and now she likes fishing etc etc. I'm even the one who had to push her from thinking about a family in the abstract into thinking about it practically and planning for it.

You should be in the habit of doing something passively active together. My wife and I are quite intelligent so we watch Jeopardy together. I get the science, math and history questions and she gets the pop culture and soft science questions.

When it's nice out we both work on improving our property as it benefits us and our future children

You will not find a better partner than a virgin woman. She hasn't been soiled by modern hypersexuality and therefore makes her 99% more likely to be a good long-term mate

Cleverly coerce her into physical activity (with you) and then take her off all birth control while increasing her calories focusing on good fat.
Her sex drive should increase. You might also have to try to be sexy in a way she likes. I'm a bodybuilder who likes to be lean but my wife like me a little soft so I get to float around 12-15% bf which is actually really good for strength and endurance

I'm also my wife's "type" not that she had anything to compare me to. If I wasn't, I would try to be that for her

>>49384994
Yes. I want to see you lose it all

>>49384903
You and your fucking boomer posting need to go drink some leaded fucking gasoline

>>49382065
How do I long hopeless romanticism being vogue again?

>>49384994
only if you're going short
that industry is slowing down, the hardware refresh this year will only be a short-term fix that'll still show up in the guidance

the only winning play in a shrinking market is in the companies stealing marketshare - AMD

>>49384860
Dude, women can be virgins and still fucking insane. The cat lady I’m dating/married to right now is living proof of this.

>>49381974
>>49382008
Imagine being so clinically retarded you unironically fall for this
lol
lmao

>>49382275
>how
Go to twitch and follow the instructions
>what name
Impeding live suicide [SIGA][DEZNUTZ]

>>49382378
That's not how calls work

>>49382541
The bid was about 0.3 last friday.
Also, he's so OTM and so near-dated it will be down 80% at open.

>>49385425
That’s exactly how calls work

>>49385488
Congrats on having 0 idea what options are or do

>>49385385
my kek'in sides

>>49381779
Is “true scalping” (ie. buying the bid, selling the ask without relying on price fluctuation) dead?

Is there any area of the market that allows one to participate in “true scalping” or is it practically impossible with the dominance of algos and automation?

Is there anywhere where I can truly buy low and sell high without having to rely on an autistic level of chart prediction?

>>49382466
Are you alive anon?

>>49385135
>My wife and I are quite intelligent
>we watch Jeopardy together.
BOGER FAEC
Financially of course

>>49382679
Money earned hastily is easily lost, but hard-earned money continues to grow.
Proverbs 13:11-13

>>49385613
It "works" with pennystocks and options, but the regular price movement of those assets will probably negate your overall gains if you don't also add an actual trading component to it.

>>49385647
Proof that the bible is bullshit to control the plebs #1

>>49385663
I’ve admittedly tried it with options and trying to get orders filled was like pulling teeth- and the times they did get filled it was due to sudden price fluctuation.

Though, looking back, I tried it with spreads, not with individual -single- options- and the few single options I did buy/sell actually traded. I imagine that the “hard to fill” situation is only compounded exponentially when you try to fill two orders simultaneously.

>>49382140
You're processing a traumatic event right now. You just need time and catharsis. It gets better with time.
>>49382245
I know what it's like to date Plain Jane that doesn't really have any interests besides Facebook and TV. To be honest if I were to date again I'd prefer a nerd, an academic, a scientist, or someone I could have deep philosophical conversations with, someone passionate about something, someone who can have at least one original thought, someone with... personality.
>Very mismatched sex drives.
Do you think you were good at sex? Not that it's your fault even you were; you could just have mismatched sex drives and that's a recipe for a life of resentment. However a lot of guys are bad at pleasing women (no foreplay, no teasing, no massaging the clitoris) and wonder why they're not craving it more. I was in a relationship where I was the one who was better at it so she wanted to do it more often and I had to keep showing her what to do and I saw it as work because I was pretty much doing everything myself.

>>49384581
My current strategy is taking 50% of my income:
match 401k
Max hsa
Max ira (roth as long as I can)
Invest the rest in a traditional brokerage account

With this I can do a personal investment of $2500+ per month. Did the math on HSA, within a few years it is neck and neck with my premium insurance plan. In 10 years, it's not even comparable.

>>49385674
Cheer up anon, you seem sad, lonely and talk like you have a smol pp. Everything ok, anon?

>>49381797
i was thinking about redownloading PoF, uninstalled it and never used dating apps a few years ago when most of my matches were just selling sex. now that i've accepted my fate of eternal lonliness, the apps don't seem like such a bad idea. i was foolish to think i was finding a genuine date on those apps. especially now with the whole inflation thing going on.

>>49381854
then again, reasons like this are what keep me from inviting strangers over, even if its just a woman. she could have nogs waiting for me or worse, cops.

>>49382008
I like this, dude says he just trades on his gut instinct, doesn’t use any sort of position size risk limiting, and uses pretty basic indicators like RSI and BB’s. This is some pretty hefty copium that I’m gonna make it using my eyes, a chart, and insane leverage

I know weekends get a little off, but the fuck is this thread?

Also oil HYPE. See you nerds when futures open.

Sisters...

>>49381779
Check out the DAPP troge.tools

Its a really slick web3

>>49385698
Indeed, but even with single options, if you're trying to hit bid and ask, will be hard to fill as compared to trying to hit just bid or just ask.

>>49385932
*circus music intensifies*

>mannarino never made a post market wrap up for friday
he's dead isn't he

>>49385698
Liquidity is a huge factor I consider when doing options, otherwise all the gains are lost to the spread when exiting. I look for:
High Open Interest
Monthlies as opposed to weeklies or dailies
ATM as opposed to far OTM or far ITM
If you want the ability to get in and out fast you have to suck it up and pay for the higher quality options.

>>49386093
OH NOOOOO NOT THE MANNARINO
NOT THE POOR LITTLE MANNATY
NOT THE MANNA
NOOOOO IT CAN'T BE
TELL ME IT'S NOT THE MANNURR
NOT THE MANNY

ded thred
ded gaem

>>49386239
Go next gg ff

>>49385425
Yes it is, he's worried about breaking even and he bought the 17.05 for .70. So he needs SIGA to go to 17.75 at expiration, unless there's a pump before expiration that can get him to breakeven anyways before the theta decay gets him.

Is everyone ready for more dumping tomorrow?

I enjoy making money in crises.

Is anyone here who is consistently trading SPY options? If so how do you do it? And how is the success rate? I'm thinking about something like 90dte itm options. Not necessarily weeklies or daytrading and scalping

>>49386377
>yes that's how it works except when it doesn't I wiiiiin
lol

waow weekend smg so comfy with all the man drama

>>49386499
What are you trying to say exactly? You're just being a smug faggot who says "no lol ur wrong" but offers no clear argument.

>>49386492
shit like pic related

>>49386552
Nice, another self-own. That's 2 in a row! I accept your surrender.

>OIL
>GAS
>Metals

>>49386492
I trade weeklies, I find selling 1-2% OTM SPY weekly calls to be my most consistently profitable strategy. It’s about 5-10% per trade, but compound that and the gains get ridiculous quickly

>>49386606
Why are you being such a faggot? Make an argument or GTFO. Here's mine:
>He bought 17.05 calls for .70 and is now down
>If at expiration SIGA goes to 17.75 he can breakeven
>He can possibly breakeven before expiration without SIGA needing to go to 17.75 if the pump is hard and fast enough to outweigh the theta decay
Debunk this with solid reasoning or shut the fuck up.

>>49386671
>I find selling 1-2% OTM SPY weekly calls to be my most consistently profitable strategy
Can you elaborate? Do you sell naked calls?

>>49386672
My argument was already made, by yourself, in a magnificent a case of self-own. Seethe cope and dial 8 tranny. YWNBAW

>>49386708
No, I sell credit spreads, much cheaper. For example, Friday while SPY was at 411 I sold some 418-419 credit spreads that will net me about $13-$15 for every $80 cash collateral

>>49386770
Okay so you're a retarded gorilla nigger with no argument, got it.

>>49386790
I accept your surrender

>>49382519
calm down, Shkreli

>>49386796
You've surrendered by being unable to debunk my argument with solid reasoning using your own words.

>>49386823
>n-no u waaaa mommy
You must be 18 or older to browse this site.

>https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/goldman-june-op-ex-literally-massive-repeat-massive-32-trillion

2 weeks until historic mega giga opex week
lube up urr buttholes and get the vicodin ready cuz it aint gonna be a joyride

>melt up man is now saying only yhe snall caps will melt up and then we will see a horrific market collapse

>>49386978
There is a ton of calls for spy at 430.

>>49386780
Why multiple 1 dollar spreads when you could do one wider spread? And is there any specific conditions you wait for before you sell your spreads, or do you just sell them randomly?

>>49387018
>tfw only have access to my broker in >2weeks and can't buy now

>>49385788
I was willing to work on finding new things to please her more during sex, but she was unwilling to try more new things. She was uncomfortable doing things with her own body. She wouldnt touch her own clit, wouldnt want me to massage it bare unless it was with my tongue because it didnt feel right. I would be ok treating it like it was a job to try and find something that worked but it didnt feel like she did. She just wanted to fuck when i wanted to check the box and then shower and do something else. When we were actually having sex she claims she was into it which i believe. But she couldnt feel pleasure from sex the way i think women should. I dont mean she couldnt orgasm from penetration (which she couldnt), but i dont think she even felt a pleasure from getting penetrated at all
I thought for a while i had a small dick but thats not the case (7” and average thickness) and her pussy was tight and wrapped around my cock. I thought maybe it was because she always had me used condoms and lube, but she was unwilling to go raw even though she takes birth control religiously
I got her to cum super easily by eating her out but even then it wasnt something she craved almost ever, despite cumming hard when i did do it

>>49386978
That’s premium only you mega giga nigga, please screenshot for us

>>49387100
Next time choke a bitch

>>49387061
What does that suggest?

>>49385135
I tried to get her to workout more and have a better diet but after 4 years minimal progress was made. Thats part of why i didnt see the relationship working. These are things that shouldnt be impossible battles to get your wife to have a decent diet and exercise routine. And i had also told her those things related to sex and sex drive, which i had said i was very unhappy with. But she didnt work extra hard to get a result that way
Admittedly we were doing long distance all this year and i couldnt guide her as much from another city. But it felt like i shouldnt have to be fighting for her to eat her fucking vegetables daily so that shed be interested in fucking me
Why go through all that trouble when ive never even dated anyone else and dont know if theres someone that might just do those things because they already like to?

>>49387136
Did that too, she wasnt super into it

>>49384581
Roth penalizes until 59.5.

>>49387098
Because multiple smaller spreads gives you more liquidity at the money, you want liquidity so you can dip in and out of the position when it dumps about 75-80%
I just make sure the market isn't primed to pump bigly, sell them on a Green Day when IV is high is the best. The amount of historical market days where the markets done over 2.5-3% is really low. I feel comfortable selling right now in the red because general trend is down. I really only lose if I get greedy and sell closer to the money, then I sometimes do get called

Good morning. Sunday morning.

>>49387194
Also, if you buy smaller spreads you can more easily compound your gains. I.E. your collateral requirements are only an extra $80-$90 not an extra $99 with one large spread.

>>49387177
I would think its odd you found the one girl who wasnt a coomer

I find eating girls out to be disgusting

So I bought SIGA

>>49387163
> and dont know if theres someone that might just do those things because they already like to?
Like to cheat on you, too. How's that for change?
>vegetables
>better diet
My fucking sides!
Vegetables are a net drain on the economy. Only meat is financially healthy for you, but it's not efficient. Financially speaking, germinated grains work well. Everything else exists purely for taste, not for nutritional quality.

>>49387179
Only the portion allocatable to earnings.

>>49386978
care to share for those of us who don't have premium?

>>49387349
t.ketolard
enjoy your heart attack and clogged arteries from eating pounds of butter, paula dean

>>49387179
No penalty for withdrawal of contributions. Just the gainz.

>>49386579
Can I do a bearish pmcc?
Buy an ITM put with long time until expiration and sell short term OTM puts against it?

If my contract gets ITM I have the obligation of buying from someone at a price but someone else has the obligation to buy from me at a higher price.

>>49387535
Yes

tomorrow will be bloody red.

Whatever happened to lumfag? Did he get personally raped by the CEO of SOXL electronics?

>>49387535
You expose yourself to a delta spread risk then don't you? That’s why I thought calendar options are mostly buys, since you can’t sell against longer dated options without considerable risk the deltas deviate significantly

>DOLLAR
>MILKSHAKE

>>49387447
>he fell for msm lies
Go read scientific paper instead of believing talking heads, inbred
>protein
>fermented grain
>keto
Sub-0 IQ confirmed.

>>49387163
you sound exactly like my buddy. he decided to just accept the fact that sex was mostly off the table and that he could be happy having a good friend as his wife. also he's very short and didn't have many options.

>>49387639

>file deleted

>>49386978
What does the article say it's behind a paywall.

>>49387245
Good morning, sunday morning

>>49387646
I aim for 0.5 delta difference between the longer dated and the shorter date option

>>49387828

Uuuuuuuh
RE bros? Any comments?

>>49387828
does 4chan unironically have its own Bob Ross style artists tucked away somewhere?

>>49385932
I-is this where it transforms i-into a FULLCONDUCTOR?!?!?!?! pls sr, think of the dodos

>>49387835
Yeah but what happens if they start deviating significantly? I’m thinking like when VIX spikes and the long dated options only move slightly but the near dated ones have a huge spike in delta

>>49387871
Good morning.

>>49381779
monday is 666
6/6/2+0+2+2

crash time.

>>49387871
https://youtu.be/RXRWE_XQ8aE
Oh damn, you cute

>>49387889
I'm moving to a cheap older house ein the country. You fags can't keep your overpriced crime ridden suburbs.

>>49381779
That was the most exciting smg thread in awhile. But mostly because I’ve been gangstalked too. This woman outside in the car was probably someone he never met before though. Made up the whole PoF story. She’s some drunk college girl who crashed after a party next door. If anon does not follow this up with proof I will assume my theory is correct.

>>49388053
>anno domini 2022
>still falling for the CRBPajeet
NGMI

>>49387960
Satanism is actually bullish.

>>49387649
qrd

I'm being recruited for a job that'd let me move back in with parents and commute from their home. My sister also got a job that allowed her to commute from our parents' house and pay off her student loans early. With my dad, my sister, and myself, we'd have 3 people under 1 roof making over $100k. Family sticking together and supporting each other makes landlord boomers seethe. That's how you make it and achieve financial independence in this environment. "Nooo you can't do that! You have to hate your family and be embarrassed of living with them and pay half your income to rent!" I'd probably be saving over 75% of what I earn and be able to buy a house cash in a few years.

>>49388606
you're supposed to buy your own land instead of leeching off of your parents' goodwill you fucking autistic sperg

>>49388767
Autistic sperg? Good.

>>49388606
unequivocally based

I honestly believe more people need to stop falling for the house trap and start pushing for house to be a commodity and not an investment.

laws that should be passed:
>Can't own more than 2 properties per person
>increased tax for each car added to a property
>State pension should be scrapped and instead every citizen should be assigned at birth a globally diversified index investment that is not accessible until retirement age (pro tip: the value will be greater than state pension and also cost the government less)

>5.32/gal at costco
t-t-take that putin!

>>49388767
Yeah, something he can do in 2 years when prices fall through the floor, he has more capital saved up for the down payment, and interest rates are back down.

>>49388832
over $9 in california

>>49388832
Been driving an EV since 2018 and got free charging at every apartment and employer I've been with since. Sitting pretty comfy right now. Wasn't wrong, just early.

>>49388832
yes take that... putin!

>>49388885
Until battery replacement/any maintenance ever.

>>49388157
We are fucked and there's almost nothing left to do about it.

https://twitter.com/Citi/status/1532032720301350912

PSYK bros... we lost.

>>49388977
>flash crashes your index in your path

>>49388978
Just increase the dosasge

>>49388993
banking?

Bros... It is not to late to join the OIL barons. You can yet be saved. There are many gains yet to be had, the train unironically hasn't even arrived at the station yet, let alone departed. Lay down your autistic resistance and let the gains flow over you.

>>49388976
not very meaningful if not adjusted for inflation / population growth

The fed overreacted without any actual tools.

This is the worst /smg/ I’ve ever read

Gonna be a bloodbath this month

CPI will shown to not have peaked on wendesday

>>49389019
It's a financial metric, i.e. indicative of the health of the financial system and the country, it isn't about the burden on individuals per se.

Buy WEAT by the way.

>>49388885
should probably keep that quiet. too many people hop on your subsidies will disappear.

/smg/ I need to finish writing my book, it's about teaching people very obvious things that don't get taught by most parents or schools.

includes such information as:
Hygiene
Fitness
Diet
Finances

>>49389095
This. Though over here there is no free charging anywhere, even despite the subsidies.

>>49388428
>that pic
based

>>49388836
>prices fall through the floor, he has more capital saved up for the down payment, and interest rates are back down.
laughingwhores.pdf

>>49389091
>Buy WEAT
Look at ROUGH RICE buddy

>>49389105
will it be available for free?

>>49389105
Eat oily fish every day, salmon mackerel anchovies sardines herring

>>49389135
might as well use your tripcode u multireply faggot

https://youtu.be/mUnrWo6z9WY
<3

>>49388855
>inflation is transitory they said

>time in the market beats timing the market

the bears here are fucking stupid

they feel great now but in reality they know they've never made any significant money in the market

>futes

jfc it's happening

>>49389220
Time in the market beats timing the market if you don't pay attention to financial news or Federal Reserve policy. Speaking of, you ever wonder if index funds are a bad thing? People's paychecks are blindly buying stocks in their 401(k)s regardless of price or financials. A free market depends on people buying and selling based off all the public information but if people just blindly buy that seems... wrong. Then again it's a self-fulfilling prophecy because if enough people do it then it works.

>>49389135
Etns are scams

>>49389302

the market is healing

>>49389171
I need to cook more with fish. Learned how to make proper salsa so I guess that can be next on my to do list.

>>49389302
good or bad? I want bad cause I'm 2k in when it hits my acc

>>49389302
futures aren't until 6

>>49389321
actually I don't. I buy individual stocks because I'm a genius and will have the next KO, AAPL or MSFT in my portfolio

>>49389369
What about the pre-pre futures?

>>49389369
Check the pre-futures.

>>49389321
Index funds suck big dick! You look at the companies that are in the peepee poopoo 500 and the techie becky 100 and most of them are trash! And then the fund manager will just schizophrenically swap the weighints to screw you over the most. Very poor businessn practice! Just buy the best 6-10 companies out of an index and move on. Better yet, buy companies that DO NOT track an index so that when the market shits itself you are unaffected.

>>49389369
Dude... look at the post-pasts