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Its ok don't strain yourself too hard with effort replying to my thread fellow NEETs, you dont want to get a panic attack again!

>neets
>planing

same shit im doing now unless i make it

You’re still supposed to get a M.Sc. with paid internship & teaching assistant experience as a NEET, you’re just supposed to do it comfy and slowly building up a network along the way as opposed to normies who get rushed and squashed by the system

You’ll be way better off with a 150k cozy job at 30

>>49374324
Stake chainlink

>>49374324
Literally me
Probably suicide soon
I don't see the point in this world

>>49374324
>implying i need to be a wagie like you

>>49374324
I'm 33 as a NEET. I do whatever I want all day and go to sleep. No, I don't depend on my parents, I have my own stack that will hopefully not run out until I'm just about ready to die at 70+. Just learn to be frugal and you can do it too

>>49374350
>you're supposed to go to school everyday as a NEET

...you don't know what it means do you?

i made a few 6 figures in crypto last bull run. i'm choosing to do nothing

>>49374397
????

You can literally do courses 1 at a time if you are not in a rush and live in your parents basement and just get A++++ all the way

>>49374324
Alexey, is that you?

>>49374342
i have panic attacks on the train

>>49374431
NEET doesn't mean you live with your parents, it means you're not in the rat race. Not in education, employment or training. Just chillin

i'm 33 and well on my way to being homeless and insane

>>49374449
based

>>49374449
you should acquire a gun

>>49374324

>>49374449
sounds exciting bro, go have an adventure treat life as a videogame where you are spawned naked with no clothes or money

>>49374324

>>49374324

I’m about to lose my job and become homeless
>be me with foot fetish since I was 12
>get a job at my current place after graduating college
>big booty latinas galore, a few ugly IT guys (me being one of them) and an old hag receptionist
>old hag resigns
> hot 21 year old takes her place
>first day on the job she shows up wearing a super tight skirt you could literally see the outline of both of her cheeks and every detail of the jiggle when she walked
>she’s the skinny type with a massive ass and small tits
>she wears these stupid slider shoes which are already so comfortable there would be no reason to take them off out of discomfort
>she takes them off, every single day as she walks in, and puts her feet up on her desk, and I’m sitting adjacent to her with a full view of her soles all day
> she keeps wiggling her feet and toes constantly
>always asks me and the other IT guys if we have foot fetishes and “I hope you’re not looking at my feet, I mean anything but my feet hehe”

Picrel not her but soles are identical, her ones are just a little dirtier which makes me go even more crazy

>>49374324
I'm NEET since 2005 and I'm 35 years old

>>49374555

>>49374565
and all in all happy?

>>49374355
Checked
>>49374350
Go back faggot

>>49374555

Act like you dont give a shit and you might be able to fuck her, if your ugly though shes just teasing

t. used to fuck co workers at my old job

>>49374565
Please tell us your daily NEET routine

>>49374587
>and all in all happy?
I wish I was dead

>>49374670
>wake up at 6PM
>roll around in bed for an hour or two
>eat "breakfast"
>shitpost, play videogames, watch movies til 8AM
>go to sleep
>repeat

>>49374324
Better question - what are the ever increasing amount of incelibate men going to do?

>>49374852
You have to be an autist to NEET. A failed normie like you should just get a job. I've been a NEET for 3 years now and for me it's basically like being in heaven.

>>49374923
>I've been a NEET for 3 years now and for me it's basically like being in heaven.
we talk again in 15 years

>>49374555
>she keeps wiggling her feet and toes constantly
Yeah my eyes would probably keep wandering over without my consent. Which city are you in?

>>49374950
We'll talk again when you try having an actual job so that you can compare. I waged for over a decade so that I could NEET in peace. Waging is hell, NEET is heaven.

>>49374324
I don't get how people can fall asleep sitting up in a chair. I find it completely impossible

>>49374361
Just so you know Jews laugh and rub their hands when we commit suicide. Don’t let them have the last laugh

>>49374605
My hand on his right shoulder

>>49374324
I plan to become an elite NEET after I save enough money, every single dime I get I spend for a future I don't have to work.
You might think this is a misguided goal, but you are just projecting your weakness if so.

>>49374555
>>49374970
how the fuck do people find feet sexual? do u have to get fucked in the head somehow as a kid to think that way? are there people who find hands and other random body parts sexual too?

>>49374575
I'd like to know who this is.

>>49374449
YGMI

>>49374324
Turn 31.

>>49374575
>those claws
disgusting af

>>49374449
Based

>>49374350
you are an actual retarded person if this isn't awful bait. do you have any idea what NEET means? either way, go back

>>49374342
>WAAA NOBODY RESPONDS TO MY THREAD!
You are one passive aggressive little fuckwit aren't you? Don't strain yourself.
>first respond to his own thread
Thx for the cringe.

>>49374605
And I see you're also an utter 20iq sub-saharan retarded nigger who doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Literally kill yourself, dicknose.

>>49376550
based

I've been NEET since 1998. Nobody can match my power level.

>>49377261
How do I learn this power? Did you all-in Microsoft or something?

>>49374324
Anyone that can fall asleep like this is probably always in a lot of pain and has tons of health problems.

>>49375112
People that do this have developed all kinds of shitty habits that results in them being constantly tired so they just pass out in odd positions.

>>49374389
Did you make it? Do you own your home? I'd like to be a NEET only if I could live by myself.

>>49377556
im a neet but i just got a fat nurse gf who was desperate on tinder to take care of me and basically be my mom except she has sex with me too

>>49376353
Probably. If it's part of a member of the opposite sex's body someone probably finds it important to attraction. It shouldn't really be surprising. Hell, the Iliad describes Achilles's mother as having lovely ankles.

>>49374449
I was homeless at 33. You can make it

>>49374324
I hate 700k+ in crypto and never worked a day in my life so jokes on you

late 40s NEET here. My day is full of activities from cleaning my 1 bedroom place in Tbilisi, cooking healthy food, calisthenics, and siesta. At night I attend dance school lessons
>>49374389
>Just learn to be frugal
what's you monthly budget? mine is $1500

>>49378135
are u still homeless

I can't think of the exact word, but this is a data digging thread.

>>49374324
sleep tight Steeler

>>49374324
hopefully work for a few years make enough money to invest my money smartly then go back to being a neet

>>49374342
Found the walmart wagie who got dabbed on by a based neet.

>>49374555
I don't know if I should call this fake or not. It's just kind of weird. You're weird, bro.

>>49374875
If you look at pic related you'll see that this has been a thing for thousands of years and historians have no clue what they even did: "they were there, so what were they doing?"

>>49374324
So, you're the dad of a NEET? he's waiting for you to die so he can keep spending your boomer money.

>>49377261
What do you do all day?

>>49375149
like we give a fuck what happens in this world once we exit.

>>49379096
They were taking care of the kids of the alphas, just like cucks today paying income tax and being perpetually single

>>49379131
what if u respawn tho as a nig or something

>>49379017
Data mining.

>>49374324
I won't be neet at 30 years old unless I become a millionaire (possibility).

In October (when I turn 30) I may have to answer that question. I've been a long time NEET but my mother passed away recently so now I have bills to pay. The silver lining is that there's no mortgage to pay on the house I've inherited (and it's relatively new so hopefully there are no major things that need to be done for awhile) and I have a solid car that's paid off. I do have a bit of inheritance so I'm not in a situation where I need to work this second, but also I need to start building a life and stop coasting.

I've been applying for some very entry level jobs and been attending some work counselling things so right now I'm looking to at least get something that's part time to start, like 15-25 hours a week.

How could you be bored being a NEET I would finally have time to work on all my hobbies. You could exercise as much as normies work and mog just about anyone.

>>49379168
just get a fat nurse gf on tinder bro. tell her u have a house thats paid off and shell get so wet. u have to not be fat tho, girls on tinder only talk to dudes that they think are above their league

>>49379096
Why do people continue to assume that men AND women select their partners? Do they honestly believe that for thousands of years ONLY men got to choose?

>>49378902
Gruzin, here. Are you an ethnic Georgian or an expat?

>>49379168
Janitor was my first job and it's pretty chill. Cleaning up poop and pee sucks but you get used to it. I used to close up so I would come in when everyone else was leaving so I got to work alone. I would listen to Tom Lykis and play hearthstone the when I was cleaning. Good times.

>>49379227
one of my bros was a night time security guard at a dog food factory for a while and that was a real sweet do nothing job

>>49379187
I'm not good looking enough for dating apps (trust me, I've been on Tinder and Bumble for a long time and get nothing outside of the rare bot or horrifically trashy landwhale.) Also I don't want a gold digger. I'm fine being on my own and I'm sure as shit not going to allow some cunt to wind up with my mom's house.

>>49379227
Yeah, this one place I've applied for is a janny position for housing units. It's just a 1 day a week thing but it's better than nothing. The employer said he was going to contact me again after the weekend.

>>49379246
I actually applied for a position doing security but got an email back the other day saying they've found someone lol.

>>49379147
Yup, thank you.

>>49379264
Im working as a housekeeper in a veterans home i and i kinda recommend it but just part time as the residents and other wagies are kinda annoying and make me get pissed off

>>49374350
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2304096/Graduate-physics-PhD-31-fell-death-block-flats-taking-job-centre-qualified-for.html

>>49374555
Act like she doesn't exist. It'll make her seethe

>>49379114
Vidya, lift weights, walk my dog, yard work when the weathers nice. In spring I like to go to the city and walk around the backstreets and do urban exploring like I'm in mirrors edge. Especially around Chinatown. That pleases my autism for some reason. Sometimes I go to the beach if it's not too hot in summer. Wintertime is the worst. Being on the nets all day makes me go weird but that's not such a big deal now that I have my shopping delivered to me and don't need to interact with other people for it. Good times.

>>49379168
Look for jobs at places with high turnovers. I've coasted a lot like that. work until you hate it or find something better and leave. I've made a bunch of friends and hooked up with coworkers like that, plus experience in different environments. Eventually find a girl to move in with you, and make her pay you rent(play it off as a mortgage payment)

>>49379548
Reminds me of how when dolphins get put into enclosures where they aren't given the opportunity to actually use their brains they just go to the bottom and hold their breaths until they die.

I've lived the NEET life and loved it completely, but now I'm running out of money. I fucked up the last bull run.

>>49374324
I will make a full shot-for-shot remake music video of "Backstreet's Back" by Backstreet Boys, perfectly choreographed to their dance movements, and then I will end myself.

>>49379264
if u wanna use tinder as a 5/10 dude u have to use tinder platinum, otherwise the tinder algorithm only shows chads with 95%+ swipe right rates to the girls and people that pay. if you have tinder platinum and swipe right on a girl it will almost certainly show her your profile next time she gets on there. just put in ur description that ur a home owner so they think u have something going for you and you're successful and some stuff youre into and the likes and matches from fat bitches should start rolling in. i've had fat girls that were doctors and lawyers try to talk to me on there. you might not find the girls attractive immediately but if youve never had a gf before then you will probably still fall in love with them after they have sex with you.

thats how it was with my first gf, i didnt even like her at first i was just bored and she wanted to go out with me and i did because i could but after a while i loved her

>>49379096
>so what were they doing?"
probably having a blast

>>49375149
Based spiteposter

>>49379847
Not worth it to me to pay for an app. I'm content being alone. I had a gf (who was decent looking actually) once many, many years ago so I don't feel like I've missed out on anything. Things like having sex again would be cool, but I'm not pining for it really either.

>>49379216
>expat
Are your women so bossy because they are preparing for the gopnik invasion?
>laughed at the movies with a fair skinned dark haired cutie and she told me georgians don't laugh in the theatre

>>49379096
I don't think people understand how little work was done in the ancient world, even slaves worked very little. If you farmed you really only worked during the planting and harvest season.

The key to NEETing is to find a woman to financially contribute a lot, ideally most of the rent and food - luckily this is easier today as women make more than men on average and get preference for hiring, school, promotion etc. You'll probably have to settle with a heavier/uglier woman or someone older or even a single mom but if you're willing to compromise you can get a sweet gig, it's more common than you think actually. Many women today are addicted to work and WANT to work more than you.

>>49374324
Die
t. turns 30 next week

>>49377959
lucky

>>49374324
>>49374342
> Goes a minute and a half without a reply
> Crying
Cope harder, wagie.
Your slavery fuels my lifestyle.
The fruits of your labor are mine to reap.
Faggot.
To answer your question - who cares? I'm in a position where I have my own place to live and can sustain myself completely financially.
As far as I'm concerned - I've already won. Nothing fills me with more joy than seeing normies like you seethe and cry.
>>49374350
> You're supposed to get a M.Sc. with paid internship as a NEET
If you're in school and in a paid internship (aka a job) you're not a NEET retard.
Not that you'd know you normie nigger fuck.

as a former NEET (30)

im happier working a shitty job because at least i get income and get some social interaction, i cant imagine myself staying home all day playing vidya (pathetic), dont waste your lives it will be very regrettable

>>49380726
>Don't waste your lives
>Wastes his life working a pointless job for fuck all money.

>>49374555
well confirmed incel alright

but larping nonetheless

>>49380785
kek this, i just bought a couple cheap boats and fixed them up and a first gen tacoma with some of my crypto money and me and my buddy whos a plumber but works for himself go fishing every couple days during the week while the wagecucks are at work and no ones on the lake

>>49374350
That is unironically what I did, got a degree at Mesa State and now a Masters at Hodges.
Now I'm remote working at Philips as a Senior Data analyst in my late 30s for 5 grand a month.

>>49380830
Based

>>49379096
>>49380490
Harems were common and legal back then.
If you can afford more wives, you can have more wives and concubines.
If your brother dies, you are obligated to marry the widow.
If a close friend dies, you are obligated to marry the widow and his daughter.

That is also why the Family register is invented to prevent inbreeding.

>>49379113
>So, you're the dad of a NEET? he's waiting for you to die so he can keep spending your boomer money.

My brother had this idea, problem was he was a drunk. My mom outlasted him by a good 5 years.

>>49380490
Thats not true at all, there is tons of daily work outside of the crops. Weaving baskets was literally their form of entertainment, to distinguish between Work and Play is the issue in modern day, as opposed to more holistic interpretations which makes it a lot easier to tolerate 'work'.

>>49379096
This uses DNA analysis from modern humans, which means the lineages which died off from wars, famine, disease and other poverty related issues are omitted, skewing the data towards the children of women who grew up to reproduce themselves. It doesn't mean harems were the norm and most men didnt reproduce (they would simply kill the harem lord).

But that is not to say the issue does not persist. Modern reproductive rates are 2-4 women for every man which is catastrophic.

>>49374555
Checked

Based larper. Unfortunately, I’m on this site too much for my own good, this post is a very well crafted post based off another anon’s short story. Nice capture of (you)’s, as I commend the work, but you my friend are a fraud.

>>49374575

>>49380848
5k a month is low pay for a masters grad in data analysis?

Stop being a burden on society and get a job, you bums.

>>49381382
no

>>49374324
Why is 30 a significant age to you? You sound very NPCish.

>>49374397
>>49376843
>>49380703
If someone only works like 2-5 hours a week or takes one class, then they're so close to being a neet that you may as well consider them as one

>>49374324
Day trade

>>49380785
working a shitty job > playing vidya at home all day

at least one could move you up the ladder, the other just gets you fat and dumber

>>49376353
>are there people who find hands sexual
Yeah. They're called women.

>>49383085
>muh social ladder
Are you a woman?

>>49377959
Respect. I got a surgeon. She isn't fat but is a three years older than me and quite tall - which she is very self conscious about. Only request in her tinder profile was be taller than me in heels. She loves working - and loves to buy me stuff for missed time together because she worked too much. She also likes to worry about any health problems - now I just make them up - and she feels great she comes up with a 'cure'. She is also happy to punch out a few kids with a day nanny and a night nanny at her place - and hang at my place for date time.

>>49383192
single mom gf, if I'm reading this right? I'm considering taking the single-mom-pill myself.

>>49380848
>for 5 grand a month.
Say 60k a year you ringknob.

>>49383221
Nah - she wants to have kids with me - but I said that I couldn't live with her and kids - but she is happy to use her place as the nest with a couple of nannies and just live like a couple at mine

>>49383253
how do I get one

>>49383290
I met her on Tinder - just a fluke - she is half nuts and pretty intense - but loving and shy. Was my lucky day

I'm 29 and started uni studies this year
All the zoomers are calling me grandpa, it fucking hurts

>>49383339
just kick their ass in the parking lot after class? push them up against a wall or pick them up by the neck and bully them a little

>>49383339
just fuck them up, much better if you didn't made it last bullrun and dump all that rage on them.

>>49374324
I'm trying to get a job as a translator, but shit's hard because I get no responses.
I'm tired of being a neet.

>>49374324

32 year old neet here. Same thing I did in my 20s. Farm my good boy points

>>49374343
what's planing? do you mean throwing people out of planes?

Dont have to ever work again if I dont want to. But considering to become a train driver. Pays really well, can listen to podcasts all day, view beautiful nature and dont have to interact with people. Sounds comfy for a few years while i debtmaxx more real-estate.

>>49376353
shit bait faggot do you know where you are?
go back

>>49383339
Hey man that’s not a bad deal at least they’re interacting with you, if they didn’t acknowledge you at all that would mean they think you’re a creep.

>>49383783
dont do it. trains is hard job

You'll fools just gotta get onto a better routine:

>2:00am - Wake up
>2.05am - Cold shower
>2.15am - Breakfast: Almonds, breast milk bought off Facebook, 50mg psilocybin
>2:30am - begin workout: incline bench 2 plates,12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup, followed by pullups 12x12.
>2:45am - edging, 4hrs (for disipline)
>6:45am - cold shower
>7:00am - begin sprint to work
>8:00am - arrive at work
>8:05am - get called into boss' office
>8:06am - get fired from job for "repeated inappropriate comments" and "predatory behaviour"
>8:10am - sprint back home
>9:10am - lunch: Raw seaweed, berries foraged on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion), 50mg of adderal
>9:10am - edging (as punishment)
>3:00pm - wimhof breathing
>3:45pm - cold shower
>4:00pm - bed time

>>49379844
checked anon, make sure to post it here

>>49383339
I am also 29yo and think about restarting my career, your post is painful

>>49374324
The level of delusion NEETs live in to feel okay about themselves is pretty scary. Somehow they look down on others, but it must be some bizarre coping mechanism to ignore the thoughts of suicide since they're the absolute bottom of the barrel.

>>49383819

Ahahaa.

>>49383339
You must look old as fuck, I went back to school at 29 and zoomer girls were hitting on me. Everyone thought I was still in my early-mid 20s

>>49374324
Prepare to become one of these poor, sad, lonely old people you see in the store. I can't wait

>>49383290
if you didn't read here -> >>49383192 just be a 6ft 6 gigachad, it's that easy :^)

>>49383840

The hell with what anyone thinks mate, do what you need to do.
But,.think about starting a business instead.

I'm 45
Married with two kids
Own business and mid 7 figure NW

>>49383932
what kind of business

>>49383985
I do capital machinery sales.

>>49383828
Kek

>>49378902
>what's you monthly budget? mine is $1500
About 250 bucks, 130 for food, 70 for bills, 50 for unexpected expenses. Save some money, move to a cheap place and chill for the rest of your life

>>49378902
Are you just spending your savings or what?

>>49376353
Feet no, heels yes. If bitches are wearing six-inch heels they instantly gain 2 points/10 in my eyes

>>49376353
It's an acquired taste

>>49379144
Or worse - fail to respawn and glitch through the map and just keep falling forever.

>>49374324
34 year old NEET.
Mom lets me live in the downstairs apt and girls come by and have the sex w me PP and I get 100$ a week allowance I use to trade crypto. WHen I make gains I take my mommy out and make her feel nice and I get free ride for life. Stay mad betas. I will never be a wagie.

>>49380930
>This uses DNA analysis from modern humans, which means the lineages which died off from wars, famine, disease and other poverty related issues are omitted, skewing the data towards the children of women who grew up to reproduce themselves.
Famine, disease, and poverty don't explain why all the guys fucking died off when the women didn't in your example. If it is skewed that badly that means even if it were a war where the guys died that means that way more than 20 guys would die for every woman to result in that 17:1 ratio. If anything that means harems were in the hundreds of women.

college then job market at 35
feels good

>>49374555 (witnessed)
Complain to HR on sexual abuse grounds.

>>49380930
>But that is not to say the issue does not persist. Modern reproductive rates are 2-4 women for every man which is catastrophic.
You got any source? Sounds interesting. i've always suspected it but i got no real evidence.

>>49374324
I'm a 33 year old NEET, life is not that different from ten years ago

>>49383339
You need to stop drinking and smoking.
I went back to school at 34 and the younger chicks would ask me out.

A NEET on his 30s of course

>>49374555
>>49373785

>>49376353
Go take a look at /d/ sometimes if you really want to see what fetishes are capable of

>>49374324
Just hodl my QANX and be a validator on the QAN blockchain. Then use the profits to fund my traveling life with my wife. Send my children to boarding schools.

join the amish

>>49374324
turn 31

>>49374324
Reading the 100+ makes me think that i'm the luckiest. I don't work but i have money to sustain my needs because i'm involved on crypto. Holding eth, matic, uni, dot makes my life easier. Now, waiting for the flare tokens to launch soon. Nflare marketplace should be at the top.

>>49374343
how did you know im into hobby carpentry?

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>>49381727
The definition of NEET is "Not in Education, Employment (or) Training"
Someone that is actively is in school or has a job by definition is not a NEET then.
Why is this so hard to understand?

>>49391704
Stop investing on memes. Focus on solid coins like freeway, polkadot, polygon. You'll cry a river if you got rekt again and again and again.

>>49385246

>>49383985

>>49383932

What to invest today?

>>49391981
Invest on EQ anon and you will find out that you made the right decision as Equilibrium will definitely tops the list. Nothing beats the professional team.

>>49383828

>>49391699
Hahaha fuck you my poor bro

>>49391808
taking single classes while living like a NEET is just NEET coping to pretend to be a student. Ghost student is what they're called. Almost went there, seen it happen.

>>49394872
>living like a woman while having a cock is just being a woman
Words and terms have meanings.