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Recession is going to wipe out a lot of un-needed faggot jobs.
>I>install>air>conditioners W-wait is it literally over for me?
>>49357724Just abbreviate to AC and you'll be fine
>I design softwareReal job confirmed.
>>49357663I collect gibs
>>49357663Work for government
>>49357663>I traffic women
>>49357777Holy checked
>>49357777Witnessed
>I sell packs
>>49357663If you aren't making below $30 an hour you have a bullshit job
I work in recruitment. I hate it. It stresses me out. Over the past year ive been off 4 months. Im taking another 3 months off before 2022 closes. I refuse to damage my mental health
>>49357777turbo chad confirmed
>>49357663>I see peet. cleaner
>>49357805Lol ngmi Can't work 5/12 months and hold a job
>>49357777yeah...I'm thinking based
>>49357663Nigger who do you think makes the call to axe jobs? Engineers and technical positions are the first to go with hr roasties sticking around until the end
>>49357805How is it stressful ? You get provision by trading autistic people. I hate recruiters, fucking waste of my time. Parasites. Sorry, fren. Hope you make it anyway.
>>49357663I diagnose illnesses
>>49357663I gas kikes
>>49357920Doctor doctor give me the news!!!
>>49357663I rent housesI lend money
>>49357998you eat foreskins
>>49357777
>>49357663I hodl Monero
I eat son
>>49357663I kill niggers
I trade stocksI rent housingI hate minorities
>>49357841Yes i can, i have a permanent contract and a diagnosis of schitzo affective and depression. I literally cry in the office, occupational health have said they need to make reasonable adjustments, such as a 3 day working week.>>49357900Because of the targets. I never hit my targets and my boss and co workers hate me. I accept im incompetent. But they offered me a permanent contract, so its not my fault. Its a really unhealthy working environment, no one does any quizzes, we're not allowed to bring food in because of covid. Just miserable. I often hide in the toilets
>>49357724>i>install>airIts over.
>>49357663I fix stuff
>>49358283Hmm sucks, try to get a fixed contract in HR for a bigger company, should be a lot less draining than working for sourced out acquisition. Perhaps you need a vacation. 2 weeks minimum. Just take a plane somewhere cheap as long as the PCR test bullshit is put on halt.
>>49357724i make cold
I make slides
>>49357724Yes, I'm afraid your job isn't real.See u on season 2 of squid game
>>49357777Epstein sama, u live?
>>49357777Four sevens
>>49357663I steal
I'm unemployed
>>49357775I'm a temp working for gov, it's the last place I would ever work, but it's very cushy and it pays reasonably well, I need to get my shit together and go back to college, or I will apply for a permanent position and spend the rest of my life working for the gov, that can not happen...True detective was right, you end up becoming something you never intend to...
>>49357663>I>own>an>apartment>maintenance>businessFuck
I write code
>>49357777Women and female children.
>>49357777Holy fucking based
>>49358208That last one is a calling, not a job.
>>49358906>I maintain apartments
Drill baby drill
>>49357777checked and basedsomeone hit the jackpot
>>49358517I had a PCR test 6 months ago and to this day its caused me serious problems in my nose :( Im gonna look for other roles but its really difficult in my area, i dont have a car i walk to my office.I need to not go to work at all, had enough of working. I want to get paid money but not do anywork. Or work in my previous role where i could browse pinterest and shop online all day. Fuck. Im going back on monday and im stressed already
>>49358988I agree, rape is part of nature, it is very stupid to put a cap on it. Man made 'rules' my friend, the degens that run this country, I tell you...
>>49357663Teacher here>I teach kidsGood>>49357801This confirms it, I have a real job
>>49357663>I gamble onlinewe did it /biz/!
>>49358969Saying this doesn't let me inform girls at the gas station that I own the business while I corner them at the soda fountain while visibly open carrying. What's even the point?
>>49357777Fucking CHECKED!
>>49359123The hacker found the flaw, hurray...
I log wells>>49358979You scrub the rig or you yell at others to scrub the rig?
>>49359036>I want to get paid money but not do anywork. Or work in my previous role where i could browse pinterest and shop online all day. Fuck. Im going back on monday and im stressed alreadyyea, you sound like every HR/executive recrutiment roastie i've ever had the displeasure of talking to.
>>49357663I fly plane.I teach retards how to fly for low pay.
Learning shitcoin codingLearning website codingPutting em together
>>49359157Why do you hate me? Im just trying to get through life as best as possible. For what i do i dont get paid nearly enough, i just want to feel happy at work, and being treated like a slave is horrible. Work used to be a social gathering, I'd catch up on gossip, it felt like a happy working environment, i didnt mind working past 5pm.Now im suffering from extreme depression. Its Saturday morning and im taking a weekend off drinking to just get some rest and im venting now.All my work friends go moved too, and they're also depressed so it isnt just me.
>>49357663Good. I hope it devastates most online ad-based economies.
>>49359307You sound disfunctional. Get a hobby, workout, do something to improve yourself and give yourself some confidence.Being so depressed and unproductive that you need special accomodations and can't even do work is not acceptable.Stand up for youself and do something about it. You have free will, and you will only live so long, and you choose to mope around and make a mockery of yourself for the rest of your life? You can make it, just stand up and do it.
i do thing
>>49357663I'm a welder for a mining company. My company has actually offered me a raise recently to try and keep me from leaving.
>paper>pusher
>>49359199I want to fly a plane, sounds sweet
>>49359395Im very sad. No kids, no dog, no relationship. Just my job and random hook ups. I sometimes think whats the point of life.I want to be happy, but if im going to be made to work a horrible role ofcourse going to feel depressed. i just want some sympathy. And why shouldnt i take time out, i get full pay.
>>49359307i dont hate you specifically, i just don't like recruiters in general since they gatekeep jobs and exacerbate career stagnation for people like me are proficient at their work but not in networking.i'm also a sadomasochist, it brings me pleasure to know that females or feminine things are suffering. that's just my nature.
>>49359036Yeah, those tests suck. The only tipp that WILL certainly help is exercising regularly. Even if everything sucks, it is hard to become depressed that way, even if there is literally nothing to look forward to and life completely sucks, you won't get depressed anymore. Maybe enraged, but not depressed.I suppose you are female and this career path is not the correct one for you. Perhaps try kindergardening/teaching ? But I agree, right now most jobs suck. NPCs everywhere.
>>49357663I write code
>>49359199Sounds like a good way to die.
>>49357663I babysit retards
>>49359574It's sweet, definitely beats flipping burgers. My only complaint about the job is that students are really hit or miss. Some of them are motivated and pick it up quickly, and others are forced to learn by their pilot parents and hate being there, never put in any effort, and never make any progress no matter how hard you try as the instructor.
I crane metal.
>>49357777>I check quads
>>49359626You dont understand how recruitment works. Its all about passing on responsibility. I cant take responsibility if you mess up after i approach you for a role. Plus you never want to do an entry level position, just because you made 25 !, hour before doesnt mean you cant make 10 an hour now, look at me, I've had to make a lifestyle adjustment, so its possible.And please get help, I've met men like you before, just angry for no reason, its not healthy.>>49359634I do exercise, but then i get sad and gorge on food, then i feel guilty and starve myself. I used to love my job when my previous boss loved me, and would let me do as i wanted. I think teaching would be fun, defo nothing above age 10, i cant handle teenagers lol. I just need a happy role where i can socialise and not work under pressue.
>>49357777Holy based
>>49359307Go back to the kitchen and get me a goddamn sandwich. Whiney cunt.
>>49359842>Plus you never want to do an entry level position, just because you made 25 !, hour before doesnt mean you cant make 10 an hour now,this wasn't supposed to be personal but i would pay good money to take you for a night or two at a BDSM dungeon i frequent.
>>49359842I cut metal it’s pretty chill and you have a ton of down time. Work 3 days a week too. people focused jobs (recruiting, HR, teaching) are for fags
>>49357663I kill bugs.
>>49360079Please answer honestly, what is cutting metal like? Do you have to wear overalls? Can you wear what you want? Does a computer do most of the work? Is there any heavy lifting? 3 days a week sounds so chill>>49359892Wtf, get out of my thread>>49359920Lmao this one made me laugh
>>49357663I fulfill orders.
>>49360160You're a faggot.
I test dirt!
>>49359842It seems your mission would be to become a good kindergardener and find a husband (no whoring around, that will decrease your market value significantly).
>>49360249>homophobiaAre you 10?
>>49360321>Are you 10>GET OUT OF MY THREADAgain, you're a faggot.
>>49360320I definitely feel ready for a relationship, and long term commitment. Id love to move somewhere safe and start a family. I 100% wouldn't cheat, id just want to have a happy life. Do you have to have degree to be a teacher? I have a degree in politics, so idk if that would help?
>>49360266I always had this thought: Pepe would literally be the god of sex, he is a humanoid frog, he literally specializes in jumping
>>49360336Just stop :/
>>49360425Kek, then just join the green party somewhere. Guaranteed neet bux and you don't have to work. Until the mob knocks on your door with pitchforks and want their rights back, that is.In most places as a teacher you can nowadays jump right into if you hold any degree. I think for primary school teaching the entry barrier isn't that high.
>>49360425One last time, you're a massive faggot and go back./threadmpbp
I used to be a hair salon assistant, i lost my job and i barely had any money left, im literally making a wage out of stakingif the market goes to hell then i will have nothing left kek
>>49360674what the fuck are you staking on
>>49358111Quality meme kek
>>49360674>the market is also killing out faggotsbased
>>49357663I live at my mother's house while I work in a restaurant to invest in memecoins.
>>49357663I find parts
>>49357663i'm a graphic designer and artisti'm just hoping that my nfts will eventually make me rich
I'm a LUNC shill!
>>49357777World's Oldest Profession.
>>49359842Jesus you're pathetic. Take your whining some place else.
I computers
>>49360871giving real utility to nfts can make things faster, you can try metaverse shit if you want to
>>49360912Same.
>>49357663I program programsI am destined to make it through the next depression
I teach children.
>>49357663Recessions also increase automation because it's cheaper than labor.
I'm the cook
>>49360228I order you to send me bitcoin xD
I collect rent
>>49357777>>I traffic women
>>49357663Now's the chanceopensea dot io/assets/ethereum/0x495f947276749ce646f68ac8c248420045cb7b5e/71577939114824481279088620717510456314332507019659087305026063745866291740673
>>49361846
>>49357663>I drive trainsSimple asTo be completely honest it is a somewhat bullshit job though, it could be completely automated away in a matter of months if it weren't for union protectionism.
>>49361846Why do white people look like this?
>>49361948Hopefully you have a nest egg incase your union protection fails.
I provide liquidity
>>49358840I AM unemployed.
>>49357663>I sell softwareCould either be okay or really fucked depending on how niche the platform is
>>49357777basado
>>49357663>i analyze sales>i develop automation>i program blockchains>i provide menial labour on a trawlerSounds legit
>>49357663I push papersA thread died for this. Sage
I reset passwords
>>49357777>mom he did the pepe meme numbers!
>>49357777I was here. Add me to the screencap
>>49357663I are weld.
>>49357663>I analyze sales>I automate work>I build softwareFixed
>>49357663I code monkey
>>49357663long haul truck drivers for medium sized companies are doing well rn
>>49357663I fix shit
>>49357663I trade shitcoins
I build websites.I buy SysconI create designs...Of course there are several other lengthy ways to describe what I do but the act of communicating based on the other party's Intellectual Property is one of the best ways to display one's Intellectual diversity.
>>49357777HOLY CHECKED
>>49359307>Suffering from extreme depression>Drinking on the weekend just to get by>Vent on the internet to keep from implodingNow you know what its like to work like a man. When someone sues you for workplace harassment or fake rape, the transformation will be complete.
>>49360588Not that guy, but you are definitely the problem. Grow a thicker skin or use a different site. Simple as. This isn't fucking reddit.
>>49357777Heavenly Chad Moment
>>49357663I weld steel
>I suck dicks
>>49357663NEETbux claims processor
i fix computer
>>49357724>installing air conditioners
>>49358160I report scumbags
>>49358283Why on earth would you go into recruiting with a disorder like than. It's competitive as fuck and you are constantly talking to strangers.Are you retarded by any chance?
>>49357777based
>>49357663I program robots
>>49357777Extremely based
I sell feed
>>49357663I fire people
>>49357777CHECKED
I drive.
>>49362100I have enough assets and cash stashed away to the point where I could probably quit work for a good five years and still be able to live fairly modestly. IMO we don't live in a world where you can rely on collective bargaining anymore as employers have far more power, it's incredibly important to have a skill set where you can set the price of your own labour and time in the modern era. Software developers, consultants, tradesmen, etc come to mind.
>>49357663>I>Outearn >boomers Yep I'm good.
493618464936191749362012Hello vatnicks sorry to hear your not getting paid for your anti freedom, antiwhite shilling but them the breaks.To other anons: has anyone noticed more worms crawling out beneath the filith as of late?
>>49363604Go back to whatever shithole you came from.Fuck off. You're not welcome here.
>>49363604>as of lateFor at minimum the last month, yes. Entire place is infested with them.
I graphic designAlternativelyI make adsI design visuals
>>49357777Yeah, I'm thinking based
>>49357777Put me in the screencap. Also checked
>>49357663I hold LINK
>>49357663I trade crypto
I slurp dips
You can break down any job to three words, some may lack the brain to do so, so its more of a faggot filter if the answer is longer than three wordsOPs>i analyse sales>i develop software>i develop software
>>49357663I write reports
>>49357724air conditioner installer. if you cant condense a real job into 3 words you are just retarded
>>49360941Eaither teacher or cock sucker.>what do women love to do, for $300 Alex.
I live innawood
>>49357777now this is something I can respect
>>49359199Teach me senpai. I'm a poorfag
>>49357663I analyze samples
I am Accountant
>wasting a word on your pronoun>wasting a word on a verbImagine needing more than one word to describe your job; now that's a real bullshit job.Also: Computers
>>49357777Damn, chekers
>>49357777Oh no
>>49357663Why are people so angry at tech jobs? I bet they used used thecnology to create that picture and share it on the internet
>>49357663i drive
>>49358283You poor bastard. You should not be working in recruiting
>>49357663i do accounting. checkmate, blue collar wagies.
My title is a Technical Analyst. But I'm really just a glorified data entry clerk. I fully anticipate my job being fully automated in the next 5-10 years. feelsbadman.jpg
>>49357866Not when it comes top down from the CEO. Especially in small companies.
Billionaires color expert
>>49362240A fucking shitcoin thread died for this, who cares.>>49357663I do research
>>49357663I NEET everyday
>>49357663100% pure COPE from blue collar mental midgets too fucking stupid to meaningful work lmao . The fisherman is a fucking LOSER who makes a fraction of what the others do in a vastly more gruelling job kek
I flip NFTsI think if you are smart with abbreviations you can circumvent this gimmicky rule. Bullshitjob-bros, wagmi
>>49366416>t. a lrn2code faggot who makes $200k and doesn't understand that VC funded companies that sell vaporware only exist to make the investors and owners money and he will be the first to go when the owners realize they can't buy another yacht if they have to pay python code monkeys hundreds of thousands a year to eat sushi and play foozeball.
>>49366526
>I analyse dataIt's a bullshit job though
>>49357724I fit pipe but you cool homes.
>>49357663>I analyze sales>I develop automation>I record data>I go out on a boat and catch fish to sell.
>>493576631. I'm a salesman.2. I'm a programmer.3. I'm a developer.
>>49357900Recruiter here. Just hang up when we call, asshole. There you go, time saved.Oh wait, you need me to find you a job? That suuuucksssNobody is holding a gun to your head making you accept an offer unless you are one of those poor Indian c2c fags.
>>49359036U r grill? Uhhh do you work for a company with the initials being BH?
>>49357724>let me guess, you NEED more?
>>49357805Bullshit job
>>49367099>U r grill? UhhhF A G G O TAGGOT
lol, your poor baby. It seems that u lost all your money? be smarter and use Streeth.>Street Art NFTs by world renowned street artists.>completely safe personal Vault>Doxxed KYC Team >Team of eight with 50+ years of combined experience
>>49359307Ok, I work in recruiting also and you just sound like you suck. Guess what, I’m not drinking either this weekend because I’m tired and have calls to make today because I want to hit my goals. And you shouldn’t be drinking anyway if you are schizo.You sound like you are prob like 23-24 y/o grill who is upset because some of your friends lucked out and got great jobs and some of your friends lucked out and still have mommy and daddy paying their tab so they can barely work and go get drunk 4 nights a week. Welcome to reality, fren. You will get used to it. Some of us just have to grind to make it. MOST of us. Don’t give up so quick. Get mad a out it instead of all “woe is me” because literally nobody will have sympathy for you. You know why? They are all stressed out too.
>>49362674Fax
>>49360321Nobody is afraid of gays unless you are in prison and are a 6’5 275lb dieseled out black dude
>>49359842>”I just need a happy role where I can socialize and not work under pressure”Nobody is going to pay you to hang out and not try to make the company money
I maintain aircraft
>>49357777super chad quads af
>>49367128Bitch I think I work with this broad plz kill self now
>>49357777checked
>>49367406Sounds like a good job what’s your salary?
>>49367467You talk like a F A G G O TS O IOI
I shave nuns
>>49357663Fairly sure you could dumb down just about any job to three words, even worthless ones
>>49357777Gigachad digits
>>49357663I Prep/Cook.
>>49358906>I'm a janitor There you go buddy
>>49357663>I>develop>models:D
>>49359036disgusting HR roastie. It's funny how they have the word "Human" in their field but their humanity is long gone.
>>49357777Put me in the screencap
>>49367712Make more money than you tick more than you lift more than you happier than you now cope, faggot
>>49357663I fish2 words, the other original job.
the older you get the more you realize how normalized being completely and utterly miserable isAmerica especially, is profoundly sick.
i sell drugs(pharmacist)
>>49359102don't groom them
>>49368371N
>>49360321what are you Christophobic?
>>49368467Whiter than you tooKys retard
>>49357777Checked and based anon, we'll done
>>49368550I
>>49368680PPLES
>>49357663I hate niggers
>>49357777Nice script for all the fucking newfags to fall for
I fix computor
>>49366043Im looking to change careers. How do i become a data entry clerk? Im a really fast typer. I just desperately need to start another job and Im at a loss of how to start and what skills to work on.
>>49358065Lmfaoo that's one way to survive but even with my ALBT bags mined on LMaaS and AVAX, OCEAN for web 3, on top of my stocks, I still feel the need to work a 9 to 5. At least until one of the makes it. Safest bet on ALBT for their TradFi association. Kek, we're fucked
>>49357998This is the funniest pepe ive seen in years
>>49367099>>49367216>grillFAGGOT CONFIRMED
>>49357663>RecessionIn Bidens second term? Democrats won't let that happen. I smell legal money counterfieting and government subsidied whorehouses before a Recession.
I fuck prostitute
>>49368947Show up to work, offer to suck someone's dick.
>>49357998>>49369074It always bothered me that his shirt spells "dilat". Should be an 'e' word in there.
>>49358969No he pays people to do it and collects money for owning the tools
Multi Level Marketing
>>49369645>Democrats>capable of anything except shitting their pants and saying "sorry we can't do that"
>>49359395Crap advice, job sucks make a change with your job where you spend so much time.
>>49357663I operate nuclear reactors>4 wordsd-desu sama I tr-tried... baka
>>49370204Yeah terrible advice :/>>49368529Wtf>>49368451But im not happy being miserable. I want to be happy, and not have to charm old men into looking after me>>49368200Whats wrong with HR? Without us you wouldnt be posting onto the internet. How did you afford to eat today? Because of me and people like me>>49367314Why not? I did before. Yes my old boss fancied me a lot and that made all the difference. I miss him a lot.>>49367216Yeah, i literally said im incompetent. I literally cry at work. Literally worst performing employee, but they've offered me permanency. I reckon they are worried if they fire me I'll sue for discrimination. To be fair im heavily involved in D&I, and i can be very charming :)I reckon im an asset to the company>>49367099B&H Worldwide?>>49365614I know, im not cut out for work, its just ... no. My idols are Meghan Markle and Amber Heard. I really really need a rich hubby, like i badly.>>49363205Rude. It started off really good, i told them about my conditions and they really looked after me, i could do what i wanted. Come late, leave early, shop. But my boss changed THE ABSOLUTE CHEEK he said i get 1 hour break but im welcome to come back early if i need to work.I just fucking STARED at him. Like are you fucking INSANE. He pissed me right off.
>>49362674I DARE anyone at work to accuse me of harrassment, i fucking dare you. Im hyper progressive, i said we should all fast at work out of respect for Ramadan. I will never be accused of anything bad at work. I get super anxious about potentially saying wrong thing.>>49362687Theres no need to be nasty to people :(
I draw houses
Ok friend, it's time say some words about Streeth NFT Bomb!>Mints & auctions iconic Street Art NFTs>KYC Doxxed Team and Audit by CoinScope>Fully safe personal Vault
>>49357663>I haul shit
>>49357777Incredible. Checked, and based.
i suck dicks
>>49357663>Social Issue FinderPhew, Im safe!
>I>Fix>DumpstersTrashchads win again
>>49357777Oh shit
>>49357663I invest in stocks>Investing through stocks
Would it be a good idea to get a MS in Statistics during a recession? Asking for a friend.
I'm an electrician