/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for this market be sussin' on god, fr fr no cap.

Fuck KIKES NIGGERS AND TRANNIES thank you for coming to my TERF talk.

First for whiskey is God’s medicine and the nectar of the gods and good for you and you’re a faggot if you don’t drink it straight

I just know that something good is going to happen.

>>49357405
>t. 3 inch dick F250 owner

SIGAmaballs

Theres a gap at $415, and it will be filled

>>49357390
TERFs are feminist, you white knight faggot

Feminists of all stripes need to hang

but yeah, fuck trannies too

If you are a SIGANIGA then you're gonna make it.

t. threw life savings in 17.05c calls

>Look at portfolio at beginning of the week
>Look at it now
>It moved 0.5%
>Still rolling AMD options around 100 - 110 strike for hundreds to thousands of dollars a month (per contract of course)
Life is good.

>>49357390
TERFs are feminist, you white knight faggot

Feminists of all stripes need to hang

but yeah, fuck trannies too. Literally, if they are hot and passable

>>49357426
TERFs are Allie’s, if you don’t understand that you’re probably a basement goblin

>>49357451
Why do you read this shit? Do you hate yourself this much?

So now what? We have to wait another 9 weeks for a bear market rally??

>>49357458
https://youtu.be/zRgWvvkSvfk

>>49357533
Just buy.

>>49357405
I like it with rocks, but it's pride month so it's okay to be a faggot.

>>49357302
I've seen some people on /smg/ lamenting over the fact that people don't dress nicely like it's the 1920s anymore with frock coats and shit.
So what would you prefer people wear? What do YOU wear?

>>49357533
market rally?
try 9 years

I need to find the next AAPL, AMZN, or NVDA.. anything. I need 10k to turn in to a million in 10 years bros. Why can’t we see. What’s it going to be?

>>49357416
>t big 5 inch dick with a tiny 2 and a half ton gmc Denali.

>>49357567
Slacks, short sleeve button down, loafers, snazzy socks, and a gold 1980s Seiko watch. Cardigan over the top when it’s chilly. P coat if it’s cold.

>>49357572
siga

>>49357572
TSLA shorting since Elon is the biggest TSLA bear of them all.
>timing it
Good luck
>>49357405
Sure as long as you are not a barbarian that chills it.

>Friday night
Why are you here?

>>49357567
I like Hawaiian shirts. I don't accept people telling me they are tacky. They are great.

I started at a new job today, and they don't want to pay me for the work/training I did today. I worked 12 hours. I'm going to drink myself to death I think.

>>49357637
Time to start stealing office supplies

>born too late to buy a house
>born too early for gay luxury space communism
>born just in time to play for scraps at the Jews table
#blessed

>>49357572
Mutant fish or carbon credits.

>>49357633
I have to work tomorrow morning. And need to do it with the worst coworker in the whole company.
My weekend is doomed already.

>>49357572
Search the Russell and go all in on every promising company you see.

>>49357654
odds are that if you are as old as the rest of us, you were born just in time to get in on bitcoin

Reply to this cute doggo post with “cute doggo friend” or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>49357637
>i worked 12 hours
What the fuck? what did you do?
i'd literally walk away if i were you

>>49357635
Tommy Bahamas are based. Do your thing, anon.

Is that blasphemer curry anon here? I got some Old Monk (or at least what they send over here, it's labeled all over "for export only") and it's pretty good. It's a massive blast of vanilla and I swear they must add sugar, used it to make a Russian style coffee liquor drink and wew lad it's sweet but nice. Tastes more like a caramel coffee milkshake.
I'm gonna try it in like a Rum Alexander kind of thing after I get some heavy cream, I think it'll do great for that.

>>49357681

>>49357660
Not buying Aquabounty. I don’t know what the other is you’re eluding to.

>>49357660
VOO

>>49357567
my style icons are harrison ford, johnny depp, and steve mcqueen

>>49357608
I hold siga. It’s definitely not that. I’m actually starting to think it might be Palantir.

>>49357635
Yup, this and loose jeans with no underwear and 10mg of Cialis so people know I mean business.
>>49357713
Probably means TSLA.

>>49357747
I hold VOO. I want a long term moonshot to dump 10k in long term. I can wait 10-20 years.

>>49357490
I simply post anime girls, Anon. I could not care less which ones.
>>49357533
Just buy the dip, Anon. Has this trusted strategy ever let you down?

>>49357763
I like it, anon. Very styling my basterd.

>>49357687
kek

>>49357460
TERFs explicitly hate most men, especially incels.

They just hate trannies because they are men who culturally appropriate womanhood. Literally the gayest reason to hate trannies.

Also, they want rapists to suffer. Rape should be legalized as it is the only way to liberate male sexuality and equalize the dating market.

>>49357783
TSLA already did that though. How much growth can they really have. I see thousands of them in the Bay Area, but they have a ton of competition coming up and I don’t believe in space travel.

>>49357800
>Just buy the dip, Anon. Has this trusted strategy ever let you down?
Until you get Bogg’d.

>>49357633
Gfs mad at me because j lost my temper like a fucking ape and raised my voice when she got bitchy at me. Have to wake up early to pick up my sister and her bf from the airport and drive to meet my family in the mountains for a vacation. Gf is not coming because she never planned go and she is now pissed asf anyway. Just drinking beer and watching Barry on Amazon

How much longer until the house of cards collapses?

>>49357902
>watching Barry on Amazon
you caught up? this season kind of sucks

>>49357935
The hell is Barry?

>>49357908

>>49357908
Home loans I think have a 90 day approval period. I give it until mid winter for things to start to get really really shit. We will see what the outcome of the Fed's little break in September brings about.

>>49357786
Alright fine but just for you. VTI.

Real talk do some research the only recommendations you'll get here is scams and hair brained money sinks. Maybe learn the ways of Peter Lynch and finding undervalued companies that will take off.

>>49357897
You don't get bogged on stocks unless you are buying ACTUAL shit.

>>49357687
Last mile deliveries. It's grunt work. It might be a mistake, but I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. There's a $1000 sign on bonus after 3 months, so I'll probably stick it out that long at least.

I did the math
SIGA will make 1 billion dollars if they order enough pills for 100,000 people.

>>49357976
Dispatch? Or similar company

>>49358005
that's a lot of fags.

>>49357908
Two More Weeks™

>>49357976
Call in tomorrow morning, ask them about your pay for yesterday. If they don't pay you, move on. You know can say you have training.

>>49357968
I have VOO, VTI, QQQ, VT, VUG, and FDVV.
My only individual holdings are PLTR, AITX, and a small bag of SIGA in my gaybull account as entertainment.

I’m trying to figure out what’s going to drastically outperform index funds the way AAPL, MSFT, NVDA, and some others did. I know no one knows, I was just looking for thoughts and insight. I’m sure some of you have a high conviction buy you plan on holding for years other than ETFs.

Holy shit /smg/
My stocks went down today, but I just finished grilling and eating some sausages. I think this is the happiest I've been in like 6 months

>>49358078
A conservative portfolio of 50% QLD and 50% SSO will crush VOO, QQQ and friends

>>49358082
Stocks literally don't even matter. It's just money.

How do I acquire the social skills and physical appearance to be like those ultra rich finance chads in yakuza games? You know, fighting shirtless on top of your expensive skyscrapers and owning hostess clubs?

>>49358082
This is it.
Smg this is it right here.

This is the most antisemetic thing I've ever seen on 4chan.

>>49358114
Are those leveraged ETFs? Do people really hold those for 10-20 years?

>>49358196
John Bogle himself advocated for holding with leverage. Funny that his platform isn't quite on board with that.

>>49358114
and the 200 sma triple leveraged rotation strat rules them all

Imagine shorting homos and butt play siga Chad's

>>49358196
2x leverage really isn't bad to hold long term on stable indexes.
>>49358236
3x gets to be where you can get your dick ripped off without active management. If you are bullish enough for 3x, you should have the leverage through options on the underlying.

>>49357958
What a disgusting mutt. America's best

>>49358129
Lift weights and roid. That will get you the physical part. Social skills... well sadly there isn't really a cheat code for that one, I guess you could always completely destroy your ego with psychedelics and then do a bunch of coke any time you talk to new people.
>>49358196
2x leverage is a better hold than a 1x in terms of returns, but buying during a bear market could give you excess exposure to the downside and cause you to take longer to break even due to chop loss from volatility, 3x tends to perform around the same as 1x over the long term, but short term can absolutely rip your dick off if the drops are too significant.

>>49358050
The manager said they won't pay, but he'll take care of me. I know it's a bad sign, but if it is truly just a one time thing they aren't paying for, I would be willing to forgive it. What's done is done, and leaving and going somewhere else doesn't mean I'll get paid better.
>>49358019
Uniforms.

>>49358236
Interesting. Thanks for the info.
>>49358266
Also, thanks.

>>49358266
Options have expiration dates, and therefore are hard to baghold to victory. You have to actively manage and roll them yourself. The consolidated product known as a leveraged etf doesn't quite hold that weakness. It does that for you.

Oh man, it's Friday night, and here I sit absolutely bursting with the anticipation of getting to spend my entire weekend having a giggle and enjoying some goofy hijinks with the wild lads here at the /smg/. We really don't take ourselves too seriously haha. We like to have fun here lol.

>>49358196
Retards do. You will get heemd into the next century during a recession. Like >>49358266
said 2x is fine.

Also you already have a solid foundation so you can be risky as shit like making retarded moves and you'll be fine. >>49358305 This anon is giving you the best info.

>>49358328
baste

>>49358328
kys

>>49358305
I’ll look into it if I ever feel confident we’re out of the weeds. I think it’s going to be a while.

>>49358236
Because leverage is scary to most people. Even 1.5x.
Strangely enough nobody cares when you go 2000x leverage on a fucking house. But when it's QQQ it's suddenly dangerous to borrow another 100% and go 2x
>>49358196
Holding 2x is statistically apparently the optimal for the S&P.

>>49358196
take the 3x pill. I wheel sqqq and tqqq constantly. bull, bear, crab doesn't matter to me.

>>49358145
What?
Don't slander me. I'm not anti-semetic. I just like to grill and it's been a long time.

>>49358373
>I just like to grill and stocks don't affect me
ADL has been notified of your anti-Semitism.

>>49358350
lurk moar

>>49357567
I wear a lot of RRL because I like American work wear and I don't care if other people don't.

>>49358305
Ok. Actually roids probably wouldn't really make you a true chad. Perhaps I'll go around kicking hobos in the face in a suit. Eventually work my way up to sky high financial crimes like a real bizreal.

>>49358328

>>49358328

>>49358373
>not antisemitic
>not antisemetic
>grills
>probably cocks actual meat
check your credit score, take a knee for blm, and order some Uber eats then we can discuss your privilege.

>>49357633
I can't think of anything I'd rather be doing than getting loud and boisterous shit posting with the Bois here lmao

>>49358328
Haha yes.

>>49358324
They do you're right which can be part of the fun for retards here who want to make a play. Put credit spreads long-dated on the underlying let you amp up your leverage without exposing yourself to the downside of daily rebalancing against you.

>>49357935
I'm starting season 2. Didn't realize I hadn't ever watched it. The Boys is on Amazon prime too.

>>49357944
It's on hbo max. Bill Hader is a stone cold assassin but that's just his job and he is trying to enjoy his life with his friends he meets. Season 1 is good, don't know about 2 or 3 yet

>>49357538
Thanks edgelord. I'm gonna listen to the whole song

>>49358452
2 is good, didn't get to 3. would rewatch, better when high af too. funnier.

>TPTX
>over 100% today

wew

Dinner tonight

i bought hamburger refried beans and tortilllas

>>49358452
The Boyz had a great premise, but it gets big gay big fast.

>>49358540
> HWHYTE bread
Disgusting, I bet that ice came from your freezer door machine instead of crafting it yourself in an artesian ice tray. You uncultured swine.

>>49358571
Where is the stuff to make a salsa to go with it?

>>49358571
I'm going to ask you an important question: corn or wheat?

>>49358586
The new season does? Or just in general? I liked it but haven't watched any new episodes.

>>49358627
season #1 peaks when they kill their first supe. After that it goes downhill except for the dolphins.

>>49358586
>>49358627
>>49358660
Season 2 brings out all the Kike propaganda in full effect since Season 1 was popular. Wait until you see the evil Nazi.

>>49357944
Chekt and bretty gud show

>>49358677
It's a mixed bag. You sorta end up agreeing with the Nazis even if they are freaks.

Holy shit, I might eat a third sausage sandwich...

>>49358606
corn is kind of hard to eat with. inedible if they aren't hot, and small and frail

>>49358700
Hell yeah, get a head start on that Winter bulk.

>>49358677
They made a dude explode dick first in the first season. Anyone that didn't think the show would be absolute mindfuck propaganda from the start was retarded.

>first episode
>dude climbs into another dudes dick
happy pride month

>>49358603
>>49358606
i forgot to mention there is still salsa in my fridge and flour tortillas

>>49358701
This is the correct opinion. Flour is just better most of the time. For some specific dishes corn tortillas are necessary, but flour is normally the way to go.

>>49358854
Significantly based, you pass.

>>49358571
next time you cook a burger
sautee some sliced jalapenos and green peppers
put those on there with some fresh red onion and a slice of R E A L cheese and maybe lettuce if you like

the sauteed jalapeno and green pepper will bring out a whole new world of burger for you

>>49358328
A toast! To fun times!

Hey, /smg/. I didn’t know what theta or IV crush were and someone told me so now I know. If you’re worried about me, don’t worry. I’ve got a long term expiry and will probably make money in the current market.

Thanks again, /smg/. You guys are ass holes, but you’re good dudes with good info.

I had a nice roast with potatoes and gravy and some nice dark wheat bread to mop the bowl with next to a side of brussel sprouts. I will craft a fine turd with these provisions, and am now imbibing a topo chico hard seltzer (it is quite good).

>>49358996
Wait until you learn about Volga crush and zomma decay.

>>49358999
Checked and cheers. My wife made cabbage soup and now I’m drinking a Negra Modelo while watching Sesame Street.

>>49358996
im not an asshole, i care about you and want you to make money, therefore im telling you to buy SIGA

>>49359035
zomma gang
>zomma gang

>>49358996
>doesn't write options using 3rd order omega derivatives.

>>49359058
I personally enjoy writing zeta swaps.

>>49359035
>>49359040
>>49359058
Always gotta be learning. Thats what elmo says.

>>49357408
Seeing this post actually physically hurts me because it feels like nothing good is happening lately also I feel like monday will be crab/red for no reason/elon tweets.

>>49358976
did someone say end times? that DOES sound like fun

>>49359113
https://voca.ro/1oKyzqdabndY

>>49359038
Do you ever masturbate to Sesame Street characters

>>49359162
LEL

>>49358996
Last month I promised everyone I would do an extensive write up for the poor man's covered calls I've been writing for over a year, and I never got around to doing it :^). Anyway, the long and the short of it is that you do make money, and likely more than you would've made holding the underlying.

>>49357538
Holy shit baggot did your parlay actually hit you lucky Jew?

>>49359211
This isn't normal

>>49359344
Then why do I keep losing money?

so what's the best broker to access vanna and zeta swaps? preferably for accounts between 2 and 10 million

>>49359147
so when do we kill the billionaires and make a new social contract

>>49358999
based

i just realized i also have a can of corn but its a kilo and dont have proper storage

How much money did you make this week?

>>49359438
when inflation makes us all billionaires

>>49359528
in two weeks ill have 5 million dollars from my SIGA calls

>>49359565
>2 weeks

>>49359565
Try zero dollars retard

>>49359565
I think your overestimating the gays. zoomies just pretend to suck dick for (yous).

Ayo, I think this Yum! Foods brand might be a good short.

>>49359438
I like these sorts of questions. What does a fair world look like, /smg/? How would you structure a better world order?

>>49359438
Very Russian of you. They killed all their talent. Why do you think they’re all submissive drunks who can’t get off their feet now. Cause the badboys are in power and nobody has the wits to reclaim the direction of the country. They need more idea men, more billionaires like Jack Ma and Elon Musk you don’t kill the talent.

Also cookouts are based and not anti-semitic. I had a very non anti-semitic based cookout with my friend eating chicken burgers last night.

>>49359663
there's no such thing, take care of yourself and those you love and don't waste time on anything else

>>49359528
0.4% this week, 36% this month though. I'm almost keeping up with inflation

>>49359672
Cooking meat, enjoying your friends, and appreciating nature are very antisemetic, newfag

>>49359697
Ahh, but the barbarians are at the gate, or at least they will be when the food runs out. We can only hide for so long before we must do something. I’m all for taking care of your family and I think it comes first, but large groups of violent men have a way of disrupting this pursuit.

>>49359384
Idk maybe you picked a shit company ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>49359663
> What does a fair world look like
Post global thermonuclear war

>>49359672
Uhhh what about Jimmy Lai? I kinda miss him bros.

>>49357567
I wear whatever is in my closet.
I don't participate in society much.

>>49359766
1028 days left of what? is this some climate related doomsday thing?

What vidya should I play to pass the time until trading starts up again? I've played dawn of war 2 and chaos rising a few times already.

>>49359707
I just ate two buckets of homemade popcorn made with all the seasoning; is that anti-semitic too?
>3tbsp oil large pan
>1/2 cup dry popcorn kernels
>cover medium heat
>Jewish broker
>season to taste

>>49359767
So post apocalypse is fair for whom those who played fallout fantasies? I don't think true equality and fairness can ever possibly exist. The one thing we all get is a day are born and a day we died.

>>49359766
>>49359795
Nevermind, I looked it up. Yeah climate bullshit. Have to switch to electric everything or something etc or globe will LITERALLY something in this specific amount of time.

>>49359795
>>49359852
/biz/ isn’t right about everything. Climate change is actually happening and is actually important.

>>49359878
kys and you won't have to worry about it

>>49359803
Chess. It's a time sink though. Worse than any video game.
>>49359878
No it isn't and green energy net zero blah blah is a scam and you should short it.

>>49359852
It's gonna get bad fast. Hedge properly.

>>49359833
>homemade
Yeah, that's pretty anti-Jewish.

>>49359852
>>49359766
Why is it always women who fall for this? Do they actually believe it, or do they just want an excuse for more attention?
Also, you think this recession will kill ESG? I'm hoping it does, I just want investments based on good ol' money grubbing capitalism.

>>49359833
only if you didn't use flavacol

>>49359878
>wants to stop climate change
>doesn't want to use Nuclear

If someone ever tells you this consider them a subhuman shithead.

The tigers are going to come out of the bushes and pounce. Soon. There Is edge centering 0dte butterflies around strikes with huge Notional Delta Exposure in low vol regimes in the indices.

I like them tight, think I did 1 too wide.

>>49359878
It's real, the vast majority of people don't care, and 75% of all emissions come from corporations. Shilling that burden off on the common man and their machinations through life is the reason why nobody cares though. It doesn't make a lick of difference if you personally drive a prius and recycle and all that good shit when there's 20,000 container ships chugging bunker-c oil and no emissions equipment at all crossing the seas on a monthly basis. Hell shipping accounts for 40% of all emissions in and of itself, not overland shipping, just fucking blue-water ship-based shipping. Nearly fucking half. How many freight companies have given a fuck about emissions yet? Why should I give a fuck until they do?

>>49359925
It’s fossil fuel shilling solar and wind so hard. Those forms of power have to be out of service half the day or more. Requiring Natural gas or coal backup plants

>>49359907
I've never met a jew that wasn't "homemade"

>>49359927
This is a reverse zolga swap btw.

>>49359890
No because I have sex

>>49359894
>work within the system
The system is broken anon, it is literally not cost effective to save the planet.

>>49359944
I know. Who do you think helped fund all those Nuclear disaster movies? Chernobyl on HBO?

>>49359956
>Jews control the world
>Jews too greedy to stop being Jews
>World ends

Truly God's chosen people

>>49359961
>>49359961
Watching that Chernobly miniseries show on HBO made me buy UUUU puts! Die faggot chuds! Die!

>>49359956
with men doesn't count faggot

>>49359925
I know fuck all about energy, but I know enough about how corporations work to know if we switched to nuclear the same malpractices would pop up that plague the oil industry. If there is a limit to energy consumption, corporations will cozy up to it.

>>49359945
Baggot you must have missed my post. Did your bet hit?

My girlfriend undercooked the pasta then cried for 30 minutes when I didn't eat all of it.

>>49360043
Nuclear power is the cleanest form of energy possible and perhaps one of the safest. Its not about energy costs, its about nearly unlimited green energy that hurts nothing and nobody.

>>49360016
A lot of people don’t know that all gay men are virgins unless they had sex with a woman first. And if you have sex with women after men, you remain a virgin forever. SIGA will fail as young gaycels die of starvation

>>49360066
One time my girlfriend made me pasta that she literally took a giant shit on (full turd and shit liquid) it and I yelled at her a lot that night.

>>49360066
Leave her
My ex was crazy and narcissistic in that kind of way. I can tell you from experience it will only get weirder and worse

>>49360066
>that picture
Wake me up from this fucken clown world. We could have had the stars.

>>49359354
This is called free money.

>>49360086
Jhonny pls go

>>49359937
>Shilling that burden off on the common man and their machinations through life is the reason why nobody cares though
I would like to propose to you the idea that the average man must care or nothing will get accomplished, water flows in the path of least resistance and if corporations face no obstacle in destroying the environment for profit then they will continue to do it. If you’re putting the burden of change onto the corporations, I promise you they will not care. Al gore tried to reign them in and they moved what was left of US industry to China.

>>49360076
So was oil. The limits to an energy source WILL be found by incentivized for profit corporations. Simply look at Bitcoin, if there is a cheaper energy source available it will be maximized.

>>49360143
?

>>49360194

>>49360232
The defication case was as easy as a Cleveland steamer.

Here Is how the next VIXplosion will happen and how to take advantage of it. You might be asking what Is a VIXPlosion? A VIXPlosion Is an event/catalyst that causes weighted strip IV to accelerate the upside like It's no tomorrow. Why does this happen? Either it's due to players getting involved In overcrowded levered beta while thinking It's alpha. It kind of reminds me of the black swan turkey analogy.
Example: Before February 2018, there used to be an Infinite money glitch, that ALWAYS made money. What could go wrong many players whispered, vol spread reverts more to the downside than the upside. So like a bunch of greedy dogs they piled In.


You already know what happened next. Since players were overcrowded In levered beta, the slight repricing of risk popped the giant air balloon of beta. As with all cases of overcrowded levered beta.

Now this brings me to my second point of why VIXplosions happen. The repricing of risk, which Is caused by several different factors such as major catalysts trying to be priced in, and two-sided flow In a strongly one-sided flow product, etc...example: Corona Crash, risk got repriced like the end of the world was tomorrow and tail sellers got crushed. Major VIXplosions are often a combination of risk getting repriced due to a major catalyst + players piling into overcrowded beta and getting crushed

Whew.... I think I ate too many grilled sausageses.....

>>49360283
Uhh I may be drunk, but you're not seeing tons of short vix positions that can get wiped.

>>49360093
>only get weirder
Some of us want that, anon.

>>49360301
write a poem about your expanded stomach

>>49360301
I've always wanted to see the full pic (without the pepe).
Is it a mutt?

idk if i can sleep, my brain is stuck thinking about these siga calls.

>>49360361
I think I drank too much scotch and berry white claws.

>>49360367
I believe it was a fat black woman with a gunt.stuffed in her jeans

>>49360283
nobody cares about how you fucking nerd
all that matters is when

>>49360367
I saw it once, but I don't remember.... Haven't seen it since...

>>49360301
I hope you have some COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT to go with those jeans that fit just right.

>mom finds the ITM uncovered call

>>49360346
Tripnigger doesn't remember XIV cuz he's busy posting about his personal life all day.

>>49360066
put those GRIPPERS AWAY

>>49360376
Look just go and hide in the wilderness away from everything until Thursday. You'll sell or over react because emotions will take control. You must do some morpheus neo matrix shit, and then you will make it.

SOXL TA bros what does it mean?

>>49360388
White claws are delicious

>>49360401
I'll bite, tell me everything you know relevant about xiv to today's market.

What do zoomers mean by "no cap"?

I know that "fr fr" means "for real, for real", as an expression of exclamation, regarding the veracity of a claim that could be taken for a fabrication of the facts
I also heard "sus", which I looked up online recently, and it refers to suspect, but not as a noun, but rather as a qualifying adjective on a person or situation which they infer could have hidden nefarious purposes

>>49360388
u right now when you reach for tha next sippy, the whiteclaws dont stop till the pack is goneeee

>>49360466
The damn scotch was too strong after the 3rd or 4th glass. So I'm on my 3rd white claw, but I wanna drink more scotch.

does anyone speak french?

How long before SOXL is in the 70s again?

>>49360440
Top left one seems to imply that we finna go up now that we went down.

>>49360440
bullish

>>49360513

Would you buy this chart /biz/?

>>49360495
I can't drink on a friday night because of this stupid thrush. Can't even really eat much other than steamed vegetables either. How depressing.

>>49360492
"no cap" = no whites allowed
"fr fr" = keep european fertility rates low
"sus = i love interracial pornography

>>49360501
It feels good to not have taken any kind of injection with God knows what in them, so I don't have to fear a skin detoxifying reaction of strange pustules all over the body

>>49360492
niggers use gold covers called caps to imitate having real gold teeth. So "no cap" means genuine or true, as in the teeth are gold and not caps

>>49360501
Non je ne parley pas français.

>>49360550
Why would i want a chart?

>>49360501

>>49360550
If I had a fundamental based reason to believe the trend would continue, sure

>>49360472
http://kiddynamitesworld.com/xiv-volpocalypse-sea-disinformation-ignorance/

Take a read, Attentionwhorejeet Singh Gangashitresh

>>49360593
I ain't clicking that shit nigger.

First case in Sig Fagsisco, gentlemen. That’s only 20 minutes from me. The pox nears.

>>49360607
Does baby retard need me to screenshot it for him because he needs spoonfeeding? Goo goo gah gah? Diaper change too?

>>49360492
What happened? Gas leak?

>>49360577
To hang on the wall and remind you of the good old days.

>>49360589
Monsoiur pardone moi, but the fucking translation is right there for you to read.

>>49360619
Bruh just dont have sex,it's not that hard

HYMC. Pucker up.

>>49360624
What January 19th of 2018? I was there, what you telling me?

I entered a position before market close with an over sold stock that's going to rally Monday, I came back from a strip club that I haven't been to in 3 years, a girl rubbed her wet pussy on my hard dick over my pants and stained them, then a girl gave me her number when I didn't pay for any dances I'll be meeting with tomorrow. Life is good.

>>49360646
>Bruh just dont have sex,it's not that hard
The cryptopajeets of /biz/ shall inherit the earth

>Sen. Lindsey Graham wants military veterans to go through school security training to work in school districts.
And now will that protect the dead people at the hospital in Tulsa?

>>49360646
gay men suffer from inevitably being men

>>49360492
The literal translation means "don't shoot." It's a way of saying like hey bro, I'm on your side don't get mad at me. You just say "no cap."

Is Seed Oil really that bad for you??

How am I supposed to stir fry without sesame seed oil???

>>49360558
I've seen many zoomers who are into redpills and learning about zionists and stuff. I see more millenials than zoomers who would support the things you mention there

>>49360562
>gold covers called caps to imitate having real gold teeth
Holy shit, how stupid! This reminds me that I should get back into studying orthodontics. I need fake teeth implanted and I have to research different materials. Gold would be based, since I already collected a humble PMs stack. I'm worried on the possible toxicity of metals though... Mhhh, I'm just rambling here out loud here

>>49360624
>>49360653
It was the first time Gookfu cooked for me. I will never forget that day.

>>49360646
That’s what they want everyone to think. Iss only da gays gon get dis shit. Shiiieeet. But that gay that got jiggy with his monkey infected boo friend shared a soda with his niece and even did a little tickle fight. They laughed so hard and the little droplets filled little Suzy’s lungs. Then she went to school and had a good time with her little friends. They laughed and spit and coughed and sneezed all over each other. Guess what happens next?

>>49360697
use olive oil

>>49360646
Sir, these are gay men we are talking about here. California was forced to change the law that caused it to be a felony to knowingly spread aids, because fags decided to just avoid the risk by never getting tested so they wouldn't know. And that didn't even involve them not having sex, just not having unprotected sex.
I hate to say this, but I think those SIGA retards might actually end up being right on this one.

>>49360719
Is this a Stephen King short story? If so, I am guessing an orgy.

>>49360695
fr

>>49360637
Yeah Baggie, I know. I was hoping for a better translation. Your Jewish blood is making you angsty.

>>49360631
That's from zoomer hell, where they have to work all day as wagies in a fast food restaurant, and then at night everything explodes and they die engulfed in flames. After that, the day repeats itself on loop, forever.
Notice how the fire started the minute they tried to express some freedom from their labour by taking a dance break

>>49360695
Ok then. Thanks for letting me know brother, no cap

>>49360736
Anon, I factored this into why I bought SIGA. Its a solid play.

>>49360719
>*sigh*
>i will have to increase the dose of your medicine,anon.

>>49360736
Yeah lol I'm in the Bay Area and the entire homo community in Millbrae and Pacifica all got the monkepox once it got to SF.

>>49360777
I only drive through those areas from time to time. I didn’t even know they had high concentrations of homosexuals.

>>49360777
Witnessed
Do you profit from living in an area with a bigi homo community?

>>49360807
There's a ton of gays there. Also the entire Fremont community got symptoms. It's getting bad out here.

>>49360589
3 proffesors went with students to an outing yesterday, professors were itching today at 8 but proceeded with class.
2nd tweet asks could you please tell me if the diagnostics/diagnosis is confirmed by an official officer.
she replies saying she is jumping to a conclusion, the kids knew of the word "NonkeyP0x" But the parents had never spoke to their kid about that subject at home, meaning they likely learned it from school staff.

>>49360807
SF companies are all woke so they attempt to be inclusive - which means preferentially hiring gays over straight people. The fag population will only continue to grow in all areas of the bay as long as hiring practices favor them.

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>>49360834
Oh god I’m right in the middle of SF and Fremont.

>>49360840
Thanks fren!

>>49360757
No it's lots of things bothering me... fucking YES network, the Yankees Entertainment and Sports network had women's African round ball broadcasting even though the baseball game was on..... couldn't get the game on TV so had to listen to radio broadcast on my phone like my team doesn't have their own network named after them. I'm pissed off at little things, but my free money parlay hit so that's nice, but then we get this vix faggot copy pasting, then I say I'll bite knowing it's bait, he bites bait and fine what ever it was one of the best days. I even know the fucking day because of how good it was.

>>49360842
I know all to well how it is around here.

>>49360727
Anon it’s stir fry. Olive oil?

>>49360874
I've seen a few of those monkepox fellas lately and they look like actual zombies with the swollen lymph nodes and that nasty rash. Tons of the monkepox guys in my neck of the woods. It's crazy.

>>49360556
show boobies

>>49357547

tony dwyer said we are going to low 3000s. it's over anon

>>49360719
Shiet, wait, hol' up. Aren't black men disproportionately gayer than other races? And they always be spittin' and yellin' and getting in fights and shiet? Juneteenth is just around the corner, and we have pride parades... This shit is going to spread isn't it?

>>49360678
Holy shit that geezer is retarded.

Homos dying is bullish, historically.
Lets get those numbers up

>>49360919
Yes.

>>49360777
Nobody cares about the niggerpox until it gets on the otherside of the bay.
https://youtu.be/tNG62fULYgI

>>49360919
They have a tendency to be greater than zero on the Kinsey scale. Yes.

>>49360919
What an absolute shithole

>>49360919
God got pissed at the fags for running with things way too far and hard as soon as he let up on them, is my personal headcanon on things. Like you'd think being able to be gay and not get immediately heemed for it like in sandlandistan would be a big enough W but noooo, gotta infiltrate all forms of media and groom the kids.

>>49360959
just waiting on buttsex ebola now

>>49360959
We need to have monkepox parties to expose kids. Great idea!

Since we are in smg and it's quite slow at closed hours, I would like to ask one of my newbie questions

How do you determine in your quarterly profits if you prefer to obtain more shares, or if you prefer the profit in fiat credits to spend on something else?

>>49360900
what are you saying! you cant use olive oil for broccoli carrot and meat?

>>49360947
Welcome to Weimart, please limit yourself to shoplifting only 5 items today.
>>49360959
I'm starting to think that the catholic fundamentalists were right the whole time.
>>49360678
Don't a lot of vets have PTSD? Is that really a great idea to put traumatized ex-soldiers armed around kids who will likely pull pranks on them?
Speaking of PTSD, are there any publicly traded companies for psychedelic therapy? I know MDMA and psilocybin have been getting more mainstream usage recently, is there some way to capitalize on it?

>>49361018
Inflation squeezing the budget? Fuck just make more money.

If Moneypox takes off it will unironically hyperinflate this economy to fuckoffville.

>>49361037
>Don't a lot of vets have PTSD? Is that really a great idea to put traumatized ex-soldiers armed around kids who will likely pull pranks on them?

Congrats you have an IQ over 65, the average of a GOP senator

>>49361018
If you are talking about how to address dividend distributions, I never immediatly drip by default. Even if I want to buy more shares, I figure there ought to be better timing than when everyone else is also automatically buying more shares.

>>49361018
Ratsu, I'm sure I've botched at you at least once or twice, but ima just say yeah this route you chose won't work in a downturn. The environment adjusted and you have too aswell. The only thing I'll give you is more risk.

time for another no weekend 12 hr shifts.. ohhhh i hope some of you are collecting the pieces of my soul.... invest in ccxi, or maybe wait for the next dippppppppp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBeGW5qwYNI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zfA2V5PlKc

>>49361037
Cybin, Compass, Mindmed, Atai thats as far as my knowledgebase goes, drugs they use are variable

>>49361059
That’s probably part of the objective.

>>49361060

That's really beats the Democrat avg. of <50 points.

>>49361110
considering that a GOP member that was best friends with McCain is being talked about, it really is a distinction without a difference

>>49361085
Do you have chemical names or cas numbers? Do you just take drugs to work 12 hours on your feet because the drugs make you, or they tell you, or they tell you the drugs will make you?

Whos gonna bake it?

>>49361060
Come on. I got ptsd being a fucking child.

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>>49361060
I did a large project on ptsd back in college, I won't even address this. People who suffer from ptsd are usually just pussies.

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>>49360874
Do you live in the ocean

>>49361136,
i dont do anything interesting with drugs, i work a job where you earn garbage and then the seniors tell you they had it worse when they started, the usual labour cuck i guess

i do like drugs sometimes though, and would go to psychadelic therapy with a made up conditon to trip with a (hopefully) hot nurse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRYD38_uIGE

>>49361069
Yes, I am just getting started with the market, so I probably wasn't clear, my apologies. I have read that companies can distribute dividends either as fiat $ (I don't know how they get it to you, I guess it goes to your bank account), OR in some companies you can choose to obtain more shares of that same company as payment

>>49361046
Based
>>49361083
If by Ratsu you mean some Anon called that, then it's not me

>>49361274
Your brokerage will give you options to either auto reinvest your dividends and distributions, or to put it in your money market account (basically your cash balance with your brokerage). You might have to do a little digging with your broker's interface to find those options.