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Live with the pain edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>49351435

>> No.49353694

i just put my lifes savings (98k) into SIGA 17.05c exp 6/17. is it too soon? im shitting myself but i know i need to take a big risk for a big reward. im sick of 6 fig hell. i dont even want to look at the price, im shaking rn. tell me its gonna be ok bros?

>> No.49353698
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49353698

6uild
6ack
6etter

>> No.49353703

cash and oil barons stand up

>> No.49353707
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>USO still below pre covid levels
>Oil mooning
You know what to do anon

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>>49353616
>RIG not so well. I am buying while cheap. Oil prices really need to moon for offshore
Whats going on with offshore anyway? Oil is pretty high but even then isnt it a 10 year kind of thing? Those rigs wont return break even until 10-20 years generally right?
>>49353652
Yeah guess we will see if he finally bends the knees and goes to SA.
>>49353666
I can confirm the backlogs in service companies. Hess, Sinclair, and I think Petro hunt wants to pick up another rig here and cant because they cant find a working rig and find enough rig hands to work it.

>> No.49353716

>>49353707
Short

>> No.49353721

>>49353703
Reminder that real cash gang is 100% UUP calls.

>> No.49353737

>>49353716
>shorting oil
lol good luck with that, at least wait until the end of summer to do that.

>> No.49353746

>>49353694
Were the 20 replies last thread not good enough for you?

>> No.49353753

>>49353703
>ladies and gentlemen I've travelled half the board to attend this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EhQd4nugps

>> No.49353763
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>>49353678
My Latina girlfriend is on her way from work. We're gonna have dinner, then have intense racemixing sex. I'm REALLY backed up, I need to tear her apart. After that, we' re gonna snuggle in bed and watch a movie. I was thinking Everything, Everywhere All At Once but she might want to watch a chick flick.

Have a great weekend everyone!

>> No.49353771

stuck in cash at the moment, shill me your stocks

>> No.49353772 [DELETED] 
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Come at me janny ywnbaw and your lust for power leads you to working for 4chan for free.

I wasnt evading a ban, but you gave me a ban for siding with the anons you warned!? Consider this one an actual ban evasion. Come at me faggot, gonna post a thread on /trash/ to strip you of your meager position and your dilator.

>> No.49353773
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49353773

OIL OIL OIL REDDIT BUY OIL

>> No.49353783
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49353783

Uhhhh valuebros?

>“I am no longer an advocate of elaborate techniques of security analysis in order to find superior value opportunities. This was a rewarding activity when ‘Graham and Dodd’ was first published, but the situation has changed...Today I doubt whether such extensive efforts will generate sufficiently superior selections to justify their cost...I’m on the side of the Efficient Market school of thought.”

-- Benjamin Graham

>> No.49353784
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49353784

Anyone in nat gas as well ?
The premiums are so high on UNG a covered call will cover 10% of the stock price, combined with margin it works out to $600 worth of BP reduction for a $500 per covered call with max profit after UNG rising 10%

>> No.49353798

>>49353698
I dating his niece, Wai Tu Yong.

>> No.49353803
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OIL

>> No.49353808

Should anyone that voted for Jim Brandon be charged with treason since they are trying to destroy the stock market and the country?

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>>49353773
Reddit doesn't buy profitable assets

>> No.49353818
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49353818

*ahem*
Fuck retail and fuck anime

>> No.49353828

all the TA indications were there for another bullrun up. how could this have possibly happened

>> No.49353831

i got two thai take out meals to eat over two days, but I ate both today

>> No.49353833

>>49353783
It's all relative. Back in his day no one did any research and you'd find stocks that had a lower market cap than cash on hand. It's harder these days for sure, and for the layman its always better to go passive, but there will always be value in the market.

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>>49353818

>> No.49353837
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>>49353818
I'm still going to keep shorting Ukraine

>> No.49353848

>>49353831
You fat slob

>> No.49353868

>>49353818
Stop spamming this faggot

>> No.49353877

>>49353833

True. Meanwhile anon's elaborate techniques of security analysis is buying whatever a frog on 4chan told him to.

>> No.49353882

>>49353818
*ahem*
Fuck this faggot and fuck you too

>> No.49353890

>>49353711
Offshore is still sort of dead for now because there is cheaper oil to be had with less risk and capital costs in shale.

>> No.49353901

>>49353783
This type of analysis is fucking worthless market is more game theory now

>> No.49353903

>>49353877
I made over 1000% on SOXL
I also lost over 1000% on SOXL

>> No.49353914

>>49353818
hebrew hands typed this

>> No.49353916

>>49353773

Reddit won't buy oil because it's wrecking the hecking planet.

I think they are going to fomo in soon though and then it might be time to make an exit.

>> No.49353917

>sitting on barrels of hogs
>waiting for parity to swap for barrels of oil
>today
AAAAAAAAAAA

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>>49353711
https://www.deepwater.com/documents/FleetStatusReport/2014/FSR%20April%202022.pdf

>> No.49353929

>>49353694
oh dont worry anon i know every single poster in the last thread called you a fucking idiot but i'm here to tell you yes siga is guaranteed to open at 30 on monday morning. Congrats ygmi, this is financial advice

>> No.49353944
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49353944

POV your a soxl bag holder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC74VQEGzik

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>>49353784
yup

>> No.49354014 [DELETED] 
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49354014

Thread on /trash/ for anyone else that wants to complain about the janny here

Thread: >>48241573

>> No.49354021

I was so close to breaking even this week..... it hurts

>> No.49354024
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>>49353922
>transocean

>> No.49354047
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49354047

>>49353678
What am I doing wrong guys

>> No.49354049

>>49353652
3 trillion first, probably in the next 2-3 months unless something changes

>> No.49354056
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49354056

The fact that the White House hasn't done any damage control for Monday's CPI is probably a pretty good sign right?

>> No.49354057

>>49354014
Anon... >>>/trash/48241573

>> No.49354067

>>49353944
>a single pickle slice for an entire burger
>he does this multiple times
why are wagies like this? load that fucking burger up man

>> No.49354072

>>49354047
stop buying options

>> No.49354080

>>49354067
his master would disapprove

>> No.49354089

>>49354056
The lack of evidence is not the same as evidence.

>> No.49354097
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>>49354057
Kek. That janny was beating her man penis to eva elfie in yesterday's porn riddled thread.

>> No.49354102

>>49354047
your buying all my options.

>> No.49354103

>>49354024
Transoceans matter you bigot

>> No.49354108

>>49354056
Why? Is the blame on Putin not working anymore?

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>>49354047
Stop buying calls and start selling puts

>> No.49354127

>>49354097
>man penis
Holy shit. Is being a tranny a prerequisite for being a janitor now?

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>>49354127
Always has.

>> No.49354159

>>49353773
God I hope they do. They'll fomo into the near top and pump my bags.

>> No.49354165

>>49354047
Can you explain why you own each of those?

When explaining that, can you include why the market is wrong and mispricing things?

Lastly, can you outline what would convince you *you* were wrong as well as what exit signal you would use if you're right?

If you can't do that for each position, close it. Switch the money to 100% SPXL and stay passive until you find stocks for which you can answer those questions.

>> No.49354174

>>49354159
What is the top for oil? $150?

>> No.49354189

>>49354174
3,000.00

>> No.49354191
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49354191

So this is the power of options.

Could have had a hell of a lot more.

My 700p tesla puts that I was just going to let burn actually saved my ass. Went for 9k to this today. I sold way to soon though when tesla was at like 718. They would have doubled again.

I will never average down again. I will never swing again.

Started with 5k a few weeks ago. Hit fb puts then that bad news happened after hours and it turned 5k into 22k. Then I made a serious of bad plays and went down to 15, then 9. But today spx scalps and tesla saved my ass

>> No.49354204

>>49354174
I honestly have no clue. $150 is just about the ATH, but adjusted for inflation the ATH is actually almost $200.
Then the companies could be doing well for the next year or two possibly if oil doesn't dump too low in the winter. We could be looking at $100 oil as the norm, or it could dump to $50.

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>>49354174
One (1) share of SPY.

>> No.49354227

>>49354212
I'm an ass man

>> No.49354228

>>49354191
Yes. Very addicting, just remember the lower time frame you plan to trade on, the less of an edge you have

>> No.49354229

>>49354174
250

>> No.49354249
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>>49353694
Are you not confident in your trade? Are you gambling anon?

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>>49353694
You might break even, go broke, or make some money. Good job anon. If you go broke and lose your mind it might look something like pic related

>> No.49354272

>>49354228
Bro, idk I'm trying to get in and out. My friend made 206k today off tesla, apple and amd puts he bought yesterday, granted they were expiring next week. Still insane. There are strategies with flow and orb and opening ranges and shit I'm trying to practice. I just have to size down and start using stop losses.

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>>49353798
Kek

>> No.49354285
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49354285

the the retarded SIGA shills in these threads are going to have blood on their hands when that retard who went all in inevitably ropes himself soon

>> No.49354296

>>49353694
Bro cone on. That's a complete gamble. I could have helped you with better options. You should sell than sometime next week

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>>49354285
>Saying it as if this isn't the first /smg/ casualty
Welcome to the NFL, rookie

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its friday you fags


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THE THINGS THAT WE LEARNED ARE NO LONGER ENOUGH
NO LANGUAGE JUST SOUND
IS ALL WE NEED TO KNOW
TO SYNCHRONISE LOVE TO THE BEAT OF THE SHOW
AND WE COULD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE

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Why is Japan such a comfy investment?

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>>49353694
>i'm sick of 6 fig helll
Your on the road to 3 fig heaven

>> No.49354320

>>49354285
that's why smg is so good
the losers ropes themselves
the strong survive
We darwinian as fuck up in this bitch

>>49354272
options can go -100% just as quickly as +100% it's gamlbing bro

>> No.49354349

>>49354320
I know my friend.

But if I'm smart about it I can turn this 16k into 300k in a year like my friends. I just have to be careful and never put 10% into 1 play at a time.

Spx is so fucking fast its ridiculous. Also if you watch flow and things gex and liquidity levels through bookmap. It makes it easier to predict what will happen.

>> No.49354351

>>49354297
Air Force? For real?

>> No.49354360

>>49354349
>I can turn this 16k into 300k in a year like my friends

kek I'll send roses to the funeral godspeed retard

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>>49354047
>buying calls in a bear market
What is your logic behind why you think the market in general will go up, and more specifically those stocks.
I am holding BYND puts, because I believe that the market will go down, and that BYND is overbought from its recent short squeeze after earnings. Additionally I believe that BYND is facing supply chain issues which make the products too expensive for their customer base, their customer base is shrinking as people move away from the veganism fad in general over health concerns, those that remain staunch vegans are weary of their products because onions levo-hemoglobin is chemically engineered, their recent Beyond chicken launch with KFC was a disaster. And while they got some boon from Kim Kay becoming their new face, I just don't think most consumers care when they are getting their pocket books squeezed.
Now, can you compile at least that level of detail for each of the companies you hold options for?
It looks like at least some of those weren't cheap, and its better to lose a few grand now and make it back over time playing smart, then to continue throwing money at a roulette wheel.

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>>49354285
No one in SIGA said to go all in short term options anon.
The Virus will spread and SIGA will go up. However SIGA is a low cap stock that is 55% shorted. This kind of stock requires that you buy shares, not fuck around with options.

HE DIDN'T EVEN ASK FOR ADVICE HE JUST DID IT. ZERO FUCKS. WHY?

>> No.49354401

>>49354360
Bro, I don't think you understand. 2 of my friends are on their way to become millionaires.

1 of them made 206k today off amd, appl, and tesla puts. The other one made 309k off fb puts a couple weeks ago.

They are consistently winning like 10-20k a day. All I have to do is keep learning these charts and I'll be fine. I'm autistic programmer.

Flow is your friend. There are tools out there that will give you and edge. I'm not a retarded wsb person

>> No.49354424

>>49354401
Is this a fucking bot

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>>49354401

>> No.49354432

>>49354373
>their customer base is shrinking as people move away from the veganism fad in general over health concerns
Vegans and vegetarians prefer Impossible Foods. Everyone else tries a BYND burger once and then never again. That has been true forever. They have been building inventory everywhere for a long time now.
They are just part of the ESG grift along with TSLA.

>> No.49354437

>>49354401
right
Roses for 3 funerals
i'm ordering them now

>> No.49354458

>>49354351
The Aig guard is probably the best way to be a military pilot.

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I hate to say it but I think it's over. The end is nigh, repent ye sinners.

>> No.49354460

>>49354191
Are you on margin?

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>>49354285
We like to have fun here.

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>>49354424
No, look I will show you.

Here this video explains gex levels

https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=75&v=HgI8owVI_QM&feature=youtu.be

Here is one of my spx puts from earlier today

>> No.49354488

>>49354458
But the movie was about a Navy Pilot.

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>>49354460
No.

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>optionfags are the most obnoxious
Like clockwork

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>>49354401

>> No.49354516

>>49354401
Well, what’s done is done. Post the results when it’s over. I don’t do ballsy shit like that because I have kids. Good luck. I’m personally just buying shares. They’re trying to keep a lid on this outbreak. The rise is going to be exponential and it’s unfortunate.

>> No.49354519

>>49354401

>>>/wallstreetbets/

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>>49354285
I just bought back in with 15k. I already bought and sold for 4k profit. I think Niga might be a 10 bager when msm starts putting blackpox as front page headlines.

>> No.49354524

>>49354488
Yeah I know. Navy aviation is cool but the Air Force has more pilot slots and more airframes to choose from.

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>>49354509
>Resident Evil: Coomer
What video games are you dorks playing this weekend?

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>>49354516
Alright I will post in here every time my portfolio makes a big move downward or upward.

We're at 16k now

Here is one of my friends. Fb puts

>> No.49354550

>>49354538
Hunt showdown

>> No.49354555

>>49354538
Half Life 2. Greatest video game ever made and the only game I ever play

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>>49354523

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>>49354555
I see you're a man of culture.

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>>49354538
Might play some aoe2 and some pc98 horror novels,What about you?

>> No.49354588

>>49354538
EU:3.

>> No.49354596

anyone have experience with waste management companies? im looking at HSC

>> No.49354605

>>49354432
That's another thing I didn't touch on, all of these ESG companies are getting Heemed right now as blackrock and vanguard shift money out of actual ESG companies and into oil in order to keep the funds afloat. Because, surprise to no one, none of these companies actually make money.

>> No.49354607

>>49354538
Getting roped into Gloomhaven with old high school friends of mine

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>>49354596
>Waste Management

>> No.49354612
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>>49354538
Pic related me and 3 best whores rekting the combine's shit

>> No.49354613
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49354613

Why do we still sell beer in 12 oz bottles and waste packaging? You know I'm going to drink a whole 24 pack at once. Just sell beer in 2 liter bottles.

>> No.49354616

>>49354490
You got leve 3 options right? How did you get approved? I can’t get approved past level 2 even when I exaggerate

>> No.49354622

>>49354611
maybe i should ask the jannies

>> No.49354630
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>>49354509
Every minute that goes by, theta decays and I make money even now its happening

>> No.49354641

>>49354613
What the fuck do you think steel reserve 40s are for?

>> No.49354649
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>>49354555
Not as good as HL1.
I replayed HL1 recently (and Black Mesa) and that game still brings me joy on a level that nothing else in life will ever approach. I'm tearing up now, just thinking about it... It makes me so sad that Black Mesa Research Facility isn't a real place... I want to live there

>>49354538
Idk... I just finished replaying Freelancer (2003), another game that makes me tear up. I think I'll just stick to slither.io this weekend...

>> No.49354654

>>49354596
I throw batteries into the ocean

>> No.49354656

>>49354616
I love Fidelity but their options approval process is a fucken disaster. I've been trying everything to get approved, I just use a different broker for options now.

>> No.49354660

>>49354612
>left handed mice
Hmm bro?

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>>49354585
Probably just MSFS desu senpai. Thought that one anon said HL2 and now I want to rek some Combine.

>> No.49354670

>>49354641
Woah man. SR is not beer. That’s a malt beverage for homeless people.

>> No.49354673

Look, I'm only drinking again because I'm meeting old friends in a few weeks and those fucking hounds could drink a fish under the table. I got to practice.

>> No.49354676

>>49354613
Go to a brewery or taphouse and buy some growlers

>> No.49354682

>>49354401
Is a million your make it stack? If so I commend you. I’m aiming for about 50-100k before I switch to leaps, and 1 million before I switch to shares. Granted I continue to lose money, but I am diligent and sure that one day smiggers will hate me for posting my portfolio because it dabs too hard on them

>> No.49354688

>>49354649
>hl1
Goldsrc is a soul engine,can't blame you
Also have you played mods? many good ones out there

>> No.49354699

>>49354660
It's how I roll. I've tried to convert to right handed and awsd but can't do it. Too many years and too much muscle memory
>>49354649
HL1 my second favorite

>> No.49354709

>>49354616
I just lied on fidelities application. They don't care.

Also I did blow away my account 2 times 5k each time. This last time I'm finally starting to learn this shit myself rather than depend on callouts

>> No.49354725

>>49354656
Yeah fidelity, especially on mobile, makes anything option related as complicated as possible it seems. I thought I was retarded

The option builder on active trader pro seems pretty based though

>> No.49354727

>>49354673
Based and alcoholism pilled.

>> No.49354750

>>49354709
So you just lied out your ass? I put i had 100k and 5 years of experience and I still got stuck in the goy zone.

>> No.49354761

>>49354682
It will happen. Just be careful when your learning and if you do blow away your account consider paper trading until it starts to click.

I'm aiming for 100k first. But 1 mil is my make it stack.

>> No.49354781

>>49354688
Yes I have played many mods for both HL1 and Source, but not lately.

>>49354699
Idk.... To me, HL1 >>>>> HL2.
After I finished HL1 earlier, I considered playing HL2 again... but as I thought about it, I realized there aren't any parts in it that I REALLY enjoy. It's good, but it just doesn't give me those warm and fuzzy nostalgia feelings like HL1. I mean.... the coast section was my favorite part.

>> No.49354785

>>49354750
Damn. See I just had to put I had 1 year experince. I actually think I might have started with level 1 or 2 options first. Then upgraded. I'm not using margin either.

>> No.49354803

>>49353763
She unironically looks like me cousin. Difference is my cousin is a female and that is clearly a man.

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>>49354682

>> No.49354845
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49354845

So I just found out I have oral thrush which is basically a yeast infection on your mouth. How the hell does that even happen?

>> No.49354851

>>49354845
i told you not to go down on the crackwhore just facefuck her

>> No.49354853

>>49354845
stop eating ass

>> No.49354856
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I've been monitoring Munkaypox news for the past week and we are slowly getting more news stories posted. Instead of every 12 hours, we are around 7 to 4 hours.

>> No.49354862

>>49354845
eating unclean pussy w/ beer

>> No.49354868

>>49354851
I've never done anything with the crack whore I told you guys that. Plus he personality is insufferable.

>> No.49354870

>>49354845
Sick, means you goy it from that disgusting 0/10 ate out.

>> No.49354873

>>49354670
If you're downing more than 12 cans a day you don't care about taste

>> No.49354875

>>49354845
do you use an inhaler?

>> No.49354879

>>49354856
Anon... are you implying the media is injecting people with moneypox? That’s big. That’s huge.

>> No.49354891
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I tell you what SIGAs, looking at the dark pool short data we are in for one hell of a ride

>> No.49354898

>>49354845
You sucked too many dirty penises

>> No.49354926

>>49354875
No, I guess its actually pretty common though. Taking a natural supplement to kill it. Would rather not pay an outrageous doctors fee.

>> No.49354985

>>49354856
Isn't that basically an STD?

>> No.49354992

>>49354879
11 states are now infected with it and 28 countries

>> No.49355001

Well I bought DRIP and GUSH puts at close so I guess oil is hitting 150/barrel next week

>> No.49355021

>>49354985
No it has more to do with an imbalance in your body. Not enough probiotics.

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>>49355001

>> No.49355045

>>49354926
Washing it down with a beer? Surely it will cure your yeasty rotting trench mouth. God your breath must smell

>> No.49355065

>>49355001
>Well I bought DRIP and GUSH puts at close
why

>> No.49355093

>>49354845
Thinking about your life makes me vomit internally, sometimes

>> No.49355106

>>49354985
Smallpox or thrush? Both aren't and 1 is going to make me rich

>> No.49355118
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>>49354992
I’m unsure if mankeypox is something or a nothingburger. On one hand I would like to think the elite are not retarded enough to play the exact same and of cards after 2 years, on the other hand I do believe another major epidemic could still be in the playbook and Covid was something closer to a global training excersize.

>> No.49355120

>/smg/ anons are getting the monkeepox from dirty hookers
You're supposed to hire the expensive and clean escorts, but none of us make any money, so that's understandable.

>> No.49355178

>>49355045
Nah. I take good care of my teeth and use mouth wash 3 times a day. Only reason I noticed is when I was brushing my teeth this morning I noticed my tongue had a slight green hue to it. Otherwise I never would have even noticed.

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Mixed day. On one hand didn't do much at work and ate lunch with my Wife (advantage of living uh 8 miles from the office). On the other ended up in the red slightly..

>> No.49355246

>>49355178
All seriousness aside, just use teledoc and you will have a prescription within 20 minutes of setting up an account. I use mouth wash all the time. At first I used it when I chewed grizzly, but since I quit I still use it multiple times a day for fresh breath.

>> No.49355251
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>>49355120
>not taking the doll pill
Ngmi

>> No.49355254

>>49355215
>Dis
Stop posting

>> No.49355271

>>49355246
I was just gonna go to urgent care if the supplement doesn't work. I hate doctors and try to avoid them at all costs. Plus I don't have insurance so there is that.

>> No.49355331

>>49355251
That's a WMT isn't it?

>> No.49355333

>>49355254
BIG
GREEN
WADS

>> No.49355345
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49355345

TSLA baggies. Lol. Just. Lol.

>> No.49355354

>>49355271
gentian violet will get rid of thrush but it stains everything it touches purple

>> No.49355382

>>49355254
Imagine buying DIS instead of DIS.MI

>> No.49355383

>>49355345
>ZERO basis
Sell in May, call George Mizzell gay

>> No.49355385

>>49355271
Literaly 25 dollars for teledoc without insurance you retard. You just have a call and take pics of your green tongue. I use it when I need antibiotics in my pajamas. But hey, please drive to a urgent care and get munkaypox while you wait with non whites

>> No.49355407
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>>49355331
It is,but you already knew that.

>> No.49355408

>>49355385
Oh shit really? Ok well I'll just do that if it comes to it. Thanks anon.
>>49355354
I bought a supplement called candida-x which people seem to swear by so I'll see if this supplement works first.

>> No.49355440

>>49355345
>IQ test to buy TSLA

No lower than 95, no higher than 105. At this point the ultimate midwit stock.

>> No.49355453

>>49355408
>candida-x
yeah... maybe it will help the pH of you vag but it won't get rid of thrush

>> No.49355457
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ASMB stock ladies!
Top gun maverick is really good, love the music that played at the end, during the celebrations in the aircraft carrier
https://youtu.be/JiXjziluIx8

>> No.49355471

>>49355453
Oh really? That's a bummer. I guess I'll have to set up a teledoc thing after work. I'm really thankful I take my medical advice from /smg/. You guys sure as shit can't get stocks right but maybe medicine is your secret talent.

>> No.49355485

>>49355345
what is the basis for over $100/share?

>> No.49355501
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>>49353678
Bought 50 000$ worth of RKLB today with the money from the sale of the house I had with the ex-gf.

I'm either going to 6 figures in a year or back to zero. Worth it to try to start escaping the wage cage.

>> No.49355505
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>>49355440
>no lower than 95
Lol. Milkbreath. Don’t.
Captcha: gayngr

>> No.49355520

>>49355485
selling carbon credits is the future

>> No.49355532
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>The GaySMB bot/shill is now promoting Top Gun
Holy fuck, I hope Hollywood crashes and burns

>> No.49355533

>>49355345
>tsla bagholders
salty salt

>> No.49355550

>>49355485
Bill Hwang and Masayoshi Son will remain solvent and still out of jail in order to legally keep gamma squeezing the stock up

>> No.49355554

>>49354297
kek, the US of G*y is fucking duzno

>> No.49355567

>>49355407
1>3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2

>> No.49355573
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>>49355550
Forgot pic

>> No.49355576

>>49355520
I'm still convinced tlsa will be one of those stocks you look at the total history chart and see those huge spikes at the beginning and see it has been bouncing $5 to $15 since.

>> No.49355582
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>>49355550
>Hwang gets shitcanned in jail and the market crashes and shids itself for months

APOLOGIZE.

>> No.49355591

>>49355501
Those are some hefty price predictions. Is this another space company? Space is fake and gay, anon. I hope you know that.

>> No.49355601

>>49355576
That is incredibly feasible looking at the 2000 dotcom burst companies which died out similarly. TSLA isn’t unique.

Gordon Johnson will be validated on his fair value price target of like $60/share eventually

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SIGA CHADS WAGMI

>> No.49355610

>>49355604
you are going to make it to 0

>> No.49355622

>>49355604
When Europoors start locking down SIGA will moon.

>> No.49355624

>>49355604
The fact that we aren't past $20 right now is already fucken retarded haha
Wall Street is behind schedule again.

>> No.49355633
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>>49355624
>Da joos need to pump my SIGA bags

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>>49355604
>>49355622
>>49355624
go back

>> No.49355673
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>>49355633
>The Jews need to pump my SIGA bags
yes

>> No.49355674

i dont feel so good SOXL bros ...

>> No.49355681
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>>49354596
>>49354611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue7iMBfwkr8#t=45m49s

>> No.49355684

I'm still just buying voo. Rate my stratagem.

>> No.49355692

its going to be very cathartic watching these SIGA retards get heemed

>> No.49355696
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>futures

>> No.49355705
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>>49355251
>letting your dolly go out dressed like that

>> No.49355713
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>>49355684
based and gonna make it pilled

>> No.49355717

Can you keep margin in cash? I'm curious if it's possible to DCA with margin or do you have to invest it somewhat immediately?

>> No.49355720

>>49355671
Are you not hedging for lockdowns 2.0?

>> No.49355722

>>49355692
Pretty hard time finding puts worth buying or shares to borrow for shorting on SIGA

>> No.49355729

>>49355720
i hold some sqqq, not some stupid biotech meme

>> No.49355749

>>49355729
Anon anon anon, memes are where life changing gains are made. DREAM BIGGER

>> No.49355753

>>49355684
7/10. If you really believe in buy and hold, you go 100% SPXL.

>> No.49355759

>>49355505
>captchas me
>doesn’t post captcha

>> No.49355768
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>>49355705
>letting your 2'9 doll leave the house
Step up,anon

>> No.49355795

>The celebrity CEO has no more wriggle room and no more time. He is going to own the bird company very soon and is going to have to pay that very overvalued price to do so. I expect a bender for the ages this weekend. He better hope there is no government drug test for contractors come Monday. Oh, I forgot. He stopped testing any of the employees who work for the space company which is in violation of federal law, but he doesn't care. (Elon Musk/Twitter)

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>>49355729
>some biotech meme
I HATE NEW SMG I HATE NEW SMG I HATE NEW SMG I HATE NEW SMG

>> No.49355804
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>>49353694
I hope this is bait.

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>>49353694
>>49353929
Would calls on a memestock everyone knows will dump even be liquid? I know the post is fake, but if you had 98k to your name the risk plays would be like 10k and the other 88k would be something like MCD for the sweet 2k per-year in divvies.

>> No.49355841

how do i make back the 3% i lost today and then some on monday?

>> No.49355852

>>49355591
Analysts estimates are 11-20$/share (5$ now).

Also, Fisher bought it:
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/billionaire-ken-fisher-places-bet-134849094.html

>> No.49355858
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>>49355804
anon, I...

>> No.49355885

>>49355622
europeans will not start locking down
it is not politically possible
i dont think you understand how much normies' tolerance of lockdowns has gone down now that they've started paying for the last bout of hysteria

>> No.49355889

>>49355834
Oh anon, check the previous thread (and the SIGA options chain): >>49352620

>> No.49355904

>>49355885
>won't start locking down
Bullish for SIGA

>will start locking down
Bullish for SIGA

>pretend there is no problem
Bullish for SIGA

>> No.49355910

>>49355501
In Benjamin Graham's time, it was the airlines.
In today's time, it is the spaceships.
I'd sell if I were you - but on the other hand you might just get lucky from a reddit fueled de-SPAC pump.

>> No.49355917

The Hidden Tigers Are Waiting To Pounce On SIGA

>> No.49355922
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>>49355858
i hope you do well anon

>>49355904
probably true, case numbers are what matters

>> No.49355933

>>49355684
DCA into VOO is what I've been doing. I started putting in $1,000 every 2 weeks near the bottom of the Covid dip. I haven't checked my account in like 2 months, but I'm still in the green. We're only down like 15% from ATH while others are down 60%. I don't like that the market is down, but I definitely don't care as much as people in different positions. It's a very solid strategy and I'm very glad I went with it.

How long have you been buying? How much and how often are you buying?

>> No.49355938

>>49355501
If you want a meme-y space play, may I recommend MNTS? People always gonna need stationkeeping. Smallsat launching though? That's a knife fight for SpaceX's scraps.

>> No.49355946
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Is siga the new soxl?

>> No.49355957

>>49355946
No

>> No.49355969
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>> No.49355974

>>49355946
Depends on what you think of SOXL

>> No.49355978
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>>49355946
SIGA is the pre-reddit GME. Same kind of energy, extremely shorted stock, same kind of bullshit and future potential.

SOXL is now the post-reddit GME. Hopium and copium, the ship has sailed, delusional bagholders.

>> No.49355980

There was an anon here asking me which futures broker I use to get really low margin requirements. If you're still here, the broker is Amp Clearing https://www.ampfutures.com/

>> No.49355982

>>49355946
Nah, that's NRGU or GUSH. People'll still be "waiting for the recovery" or "intelligently swinging it" when it's 2023 and oil's plunged back to $40.

>> No.49355989
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>>49355684
Consider some VT(the entire world) or VTI(Total American (only market that mattersanyway)). Or stay the course you are gonna make it.

>> No.49356019

>>49355933
>How long have you been buying? How much and how often are you buying?
I've been buying since start of covid. Doing almost exact some thing as you. BIGGEST DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND YOU IS I GOT GREEDY AND RETARDED AND STARTED BUYING TQQQ/UPRO FOR THE LAST 8 MONTHS. IT ALMOST WIPED OUT ALL OF MY COVID GAINS.

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You know what guys, if I am to be replaced by shitskins, I would be fine with pajeets. The pajeet that just delivered my beer was very nice and didn't smell too bad. It was outside and windy but not that bad of a musk. I got some Busch light, bud light, and corona extra. I hope we all make it off siga, smallpox is going to humble the world.

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>>49356037
I genuinely just want to use my SIGA gains to purchase a small cabin so I have a place to escape this hellscape of a modern world.

>> No.49356073

>>49356037
>three kinds of beer

Why? No liquor?

>> No.49356107

>>49356073
Because as an alcoholic, I cant stop once I start. I drink liquor like beer and the other person makes an appearance. If I just drink light beer, I can drink all night and not wake up in the morning with a pissed off wife

>> No.49356113
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Last post in SIGA for the night, Reddit hasn't even begun to pick up on it, only a few threads with under 10 upvotes. Its only got 5k watchers on stocktwits.

The recent volume is not from retail. I think this could be another big break for smg. I'm gonna go crack open a bear and play some vidya. Maybe invade some losers in Elden Ring. Have a good evening frens.

>> No.49356127
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49356127

Oil crash wen

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>>49355858

>> No.49356137

>>49356113
Cheers anon. I'm going to play some hunt and keep an eye on stocktwits. All the best info is being posted there ironically

>> No.49356143

>>49356127
Soon

>> No.49356156

>>49355858
So how much of the outstanding OI did this fucking retard from /smg/ buy of that specific SIGA call option

>> No.49356163

>>49355501
>>49355889
What's with all the "sold my shirt and my dog, if I lose this money I'll buy some rope with my last 20 bucks and hang myself" plays?

>> No.49356194 [DELETED] 
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Market closed
Futures close
Party /v/an OPEN
>>>/v/601117808

>> No.49356202

>>49356107
who gives a fuck if your wife is pissed off? Drink whiskey like a man

>> No.49356222

>>49356163
Desperation to make it now that the bad times started

>> No.49356225

So wait....... should I unironically buy some SIGA calls on Monday?

>> No.49356231

>>49356156
about half of it

make no sense since it's dividend adjusted already and is probably illiquid

>> No.49356237

>>49356037
Postmates delivers beer now? The future is crazy, man.

>> No.49356240
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>>49356194
TFC>TF2

>> No.49356261

>>49353694
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=shine+on+you+crazy+diamond

>> No.49356294

>>49354891
>desire to know more intensify

>> No.49356296

Day of Defeat is the best Source shooter

>> No.49356311

>>49356240
Conch jumping is an excellent gaming skill i don't believe zoomers will truly understand the difficulty it took to do with 300 ping for hours after school.

>> No.49356328

>>49356296
I really liked command and conquer renegade.

>> No.49356329

>>49356294
It means expect extreme manipulation until a random 30% jump.

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>>49356202
Gonna guess that he gets into trouble when drunk and it's better for his career to not literally drink something that's technically poison.

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>>49355933
When everything crashed I logged in to old accounts. I had an old IRA account with no positions in it from an old job. There was about $6700 in there. Bought all these in may of 2020 in about 2 minutes. Still up 40% in that account.

>> No.49356344

>>49356231
>>49356156

that is me.
i bought 98k worth of contracts at 3:33PM est. for KTX, what makes no sense. am i in the clear or am i fucked?

>> No.49356373
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>> No.49356405
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>>49356373
This is shopped

>> No.49356423

>>49356344
You will either make it BIGLY or have an expensive tuition payment for your soon to be lesson in pain.

>> No.49356426

>>49356373
>>49355858
>12:33
>3:33
hmm
>inb4 "I'm West coast!"
if you're on the west coast, I sincerely doubt that the tick by tick order flow displays on pacific time.. but I could be wrong..

>> No.49356449

>>49356344
Nobody is going to buy your limit sell. There will be no buyers. Dump that shit immedietly Monday. Save yourself.

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>>49356113
How are people not aware of what’s happening? I spend too much time on /pol/ I think. I know happenings weeks, even months in advance. My coworkers have no idea. My wife is an RN and looked at me like I was an alien when I asked if anyone at the hospital has talked about the monkey outbreak. How does no one know?

>> No.49356455

>>49356426
i didnt post this one: >>49355858

that was a random person who saw my order on the tape

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>>49356240
Titanfall 2 > TF2

>> No.49356459

>>49356426
Id is like SiGArs9
We gunna make it fgt

>> No.49356483

>>49356455
what I'm getting at is I think it's bullshit
because even if he was west coast on a 3 hour time difference the tape isn't going to show it printing at 12:33pm

>> No.49356486

>>49356107
>pissed off wife

Good call, anon-sama. We should strive to keep our domiciles peaceful.

>> No.49356489

>>49356344
>>49356426
I am on the west coast, ThinkOrSwim uses my local system time

>>49356423
I agree with this anon. Dividend adjusted contracts typically have less open interest so it will have to be well in the money

>> No.49356490

>>49356459
No we will make it thanks to faggots like you. Happy Pride month fellow faggot. G_d bless you and your whole gay family

>> No.49356502

>>49356483
well then idk what to tell you retard believe whatever you want

>> No.49356505

>>49356489
>>49356483
hm I'm wrong then
I didn't think it would display that way
sorry

>> No.49356507

Kevin Brambough says that offers are getting thin and spreads are getting wider on the uranium spot market.

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>>49356505
proofs

all good brother, I should have clarified first.

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>>49356490
>>49356459
Baggie stop replying to yourself

>> No.49356528

>>49356489
what the fuck is dividend adjusted

>> No.49356555

>>49356490
Excellent anal-ysis ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ, we will make it you gay bastard.

>> No.49356575

Rolling
>coffee 1-5
>hot cocao 6-0
>dubs wata

>> No.49356586
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Outlook
>The recent bullish rebound has stalled out and the indicators say more weakness and higher volatility is likely for next week.

Bottom Line
>While the economic data remains mixed, a hawkish Fed has kept markets on edge. That is unlikely to change any time soon. While the SPX is comfortable above a bear market, the bears have the upper hand at the moment.

>As you can see below, virtually all of the changes this week were downgrades and that shifts the overall balance back to *Moderately Bearish* for next week. Any further downside could also result in a slightly more *Volatile* week too.

>> No.49356591

>>49356528
notice how the strike price is 17.05 and not a full denomination or in 50 cent strikes?

SIGA just paid a dividend of 0.45 which comes out of the stock price and thus contracts as well

17.50 - .45 = 17.05

>> No.49356593

>>49356555
>>49356490
>>49356459
Baggie shut the fuck up

>> No.49356606

>>49356591
thanks

>> No.49356694

>>49356593
Not even going to check quasar trips. SIGAlacking slacker

>> No.49356738

>>49356453
They will and act like experts eventually. We are always ahead of normies. Also baggie is trolling very poorly tonight.

>> No.49356761

>>49356019
Yeah, I've definitely considered changing my strategy but never did. DCAing into VOO is kind of lame, but it's not stressful and it's tried and true. I think if you're the type the person who would ask your original question, then you're the type of person who should do it. I'd also recommend avoiding SMG and WSB if you're just DCAing into VOO. There's really no value there. You're going to see people posting huge gains and it's going to make you reconsider your strategy and do the type of thing you did that lost you money. I admit it's a lame and boring strategy, but it definitely works.

>> No.49356809

>>49356761
I wouldn't give those assholes my money so they can use my shares to pressure boards to be woke and become broke. Fuck that. Own your own vote.

>> No.49356814

I cant wait for oil to keep going up forever!
Oil is the best investment you can make today. Everyone needs oil! Everyone wants oil!

Its so awesome how valuable oil is and how it only gets more valuable as time goes on.

>> No.49356824

uranium

>> No.49356826

>>49356761
dca into VOO or any other unleveraged index ETF is a nigger tier strategy and you should be ashamed

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>>49356814

>> No.49356842

>>49356761
>>49356809
Like I gotbto cast a ballot with my share of brk.a this year. Voted no to all women on the board, voted no on all the activist bullshit regarding diversity board and climate change impact reports. Don't let them make you go broke.

>> No.49356855

Someone who is a kissless virgin bake

>> No.49356868

>>49356761
I’ve been buying FDVV in case we go in to stagflation. The idea is to use the dividend to buy VT. I’ll probably underperform, but it’s a relaxing portfolio. I always have a few thousand to play with for swings to get my entertainment.

>> No.49356869

>>49356761
bogleheads be knôwing

>> No.49356880

>>49356842
lets see those gookfu nudes

>> No.49356914

>>49354285
I'm the shill and the retard.

>> No.49356935

>>49356814
XOM will be $200 a share and people will still give it the tobacco treatment.

>> No.49356940

>>49356343
Nice. One thing I regret about what I did in 2020 was not putting all my cash into the market right away. I was brand new to investing, and having money in general, and I was nervous about the market going down further if I put all my cash in right away, so I DCA'd my cash and future incoming instead lump summing my cash and DCA'ing my income. I think the boomer recommendation is lump summing any cash rather than DCA'ing it (time in the market...). I would have been better off if I did that which kind of showed to just trust the tried and true boomer strategy. I'm 37 though and I graduated college and started making when I was 34. If I was 27 and graduated college at 24, I'd probably have a different outlook, but I still think the smart play would be to DCA into VOO or whatever.

>> No.49356945

>>49356880
I can't my new phone's camera system takes images with such high quality they're too large of files to post.

>> No.49356950

>>49354121
>49354127
Unironically this.

You are getting paid to buy the dip

>> No.49356974

>>49356880
>>49356945
I don't know why a phone needs 6 cameras, but the pen feature for screen cropping is pretty cool.

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>>49356828
Nice obese peepee pic bro

>>49356336
If whiskey was “””””””technically poison””””””” then it wouldn’t be sold in all 50 states freely and abundantly and it wouldn’t be drunk daily by real men with high T and strong constitutions like me and mine, niggerfaggot

>> No.49357011

I LOVE SIGA

>> No.49357029

Where's Rocker it's fucking 10 nothing Yankees over Detroit!

>> No.49357035

>>49357011
SIGA deez nuts iykwim

>> No.49357056

>>49356809
What companies are you buying that aren't being pressured to go woke? If you think you can avoid the woke activist crowd by not buying VOO, then you're a moron. Also, this is about making money. You should really separate that from whatever political agenda you might have, and we probably have similar political agendas. Also Also, if you buy into the "go woke; go broke" semi-meme, then you're a moron moron.

>> No.49357073

>>49356842
Good for you. I'm sure you made a difference

>> No.49357080

>>49357056
SIGA isnt going woke bro theyre the complete opposite and theyre a microcap check them out

>> No.49357088

>>49357056
dude it’s baggot ofc he’s a double moron and 10x worse

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>>49356842

>> No.49357102

>>49357056
>What companies are you buying
Stopped reading there.

>> No.49357104

>>49357056
>this is about making money

You would have trouble selling me on XOM's proxy battle with Engine #1 being about making money. Who the fuck doesn't want an oil company to be a fucking oil company?

>> No.49357107

>>49357004
Most food sold in the USA is also poison.

>> No.49357145

>>49357107
To live is to die, no way around that.

>> No.49357160

Yo, /smg/. One of my calls just went ITM and, despite buying it OTM, it hasn’t even broken even. Is there a term for this? Obviously the market doesn’t think the call will be ITM at expiry and no one is bidding on it, but surely this has some catchy, “wall street” terminology.

>> No.49357166

>>49357104
I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I was talking about us making money. If $LGTB is about to go up 300%, then you should buy it regardless of how much you dislike LGTB

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Who's baking?

>> No.49357185

>>49357160
Do you know what theta is? Like at all?

>> No.49357188

>>49357107
Most information served is poison.
Most of the drugs and shit from bug pharma is poison.
This juul pod is poison.
Pick your fucking poison and enjoy it.

>> No.49357193

>>49357166
*LGBT+

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>>49357160
>What is Theta
>What is IV crush
>What is break even vs. ITM
Did you do any research before buying options?

>> No.49357208

>>49357193
ESG is poison

>> No.49357228

>>49356940
I went through the same thoughts. I always just passively invested with my penchant and deferred comp or whatever my company offered. When I started actively investing I was nervous. That account I Yolo’d because it was money I forgot I had. I DCA’d my individual and liquidated it numerous times before crashes. I should have just dumped it all in a fund and closed the app.
I did make around $20k on swings though so I always keep some play money free. I buy etfs with whatever profits I make and keep swinging the initial few k.

>> No.49357236

>>49357208
I think oxygen is poison.

>> No.49357282

>>49357236
well, you could probably scare a fireman with a few bottles

>> No.49357306

https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/4935730249357302
>>49357302
>>49357302
>>49357302
>>49357302
gogog>>49357302

>> No.49357413

>>49357228
I just started a new job 2 months ago which offers a mega backdoor roth, so I've been piling as much as I can into VOO in that account. I have another roth account with almost exactly $20K that I'm strongly considering treating the same way you're treating your $20K. I really have no idea how to do that effectively though, and even though it's money I'm comfortable taking risks with, I don't want to be an idiot with it. I was going to start researching options trading this weekend but I got drunk tonight instead. Suppose I could just start small and play around with $5K of it see what happens.

>> No.49357458

>>49357236
literally 2edgy4me. I know it's meant to be edgy, but I don't even get it.