/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49351950
just get a job, incel

>>49351950
what stopping you from getting a job, car, and a place to stay temporarily

>>49351950
You have 18 grand go and do something with your life. There are serious poor fags and even homeless lads trying to get by.
Grow up

>>49351950
>airplane ticket to south east European country of choice - $1000
>year long rent for an apartment in the capital city - $6000
Then blow the rest on food, drinks, coke and hookers.

>>49351950
can you rent from your mom? get a wagie job stat to salvage your comfy life at home bro and start investing

>>49352797
>can you rent from your mom?
not an option

>>49352930
then it's time to wage bro

>>49351950
>I have a condition which makes me pull out my hair

I love how people will do everything no matter how retarded it sounds just to cope and avoid responsibility.
Just say you are a fucking retard who pulls out his hair, there is no condition, fucking victim complex pieces of shit.
It's like me saying "I have a condition which makes me shitpost on 4chan several hours a day"

>>49353129
Woah I have that one

>>49352200
This

>>49353129
Don't forget to gain attention and post in internet.

>>49352200
>south east European
>year long rent for an apartment in the capital city - $6000
Just to be clear, you're talking about Ukraine right

>>49351950
Give me more details
When is your mom kicking you out?
Are there jobs within walking distance?
If you don't have a car, where are you going to live? Just be homeless?

I'm 25, no job, no degree, no skills and I'm gonna need to pay this month's utilities soon so I also gotta come up with something fast

>>49351950
just rent a room temporarily in somebody’s house. buy a shitbox car so you can get a job, then you should be ok

>>49353129
Hypothetically if someone had that "4chan" condition, is there a cure?

>>49353403
You are here forever

>>49351950
>that pic
no matter how much my mind wants to make me suffer, it could always be worse i guess

>>49351950
Pption A:
try to find a used car for no more then $6k.
get a gym membership to shower lol.
live in your car until you can land a job.
then after you first paystub, hope it's enough to rent an apartment (probably need a roomate but pretty hard to find a good one, likely they'll just cuck you on rent).
Option B:
look online for English teacher jobs in China or Vietnam.
get a one way ticket to either country.
and that's pretty much your life forever.
Option C:
enlist in the military

>>49351950
You deserve it. You know you deserve it. You are lying to us to make yourself seem like a victim.

>>49351950
Wow, it's going to be so cool when your mother's crying over your grave. I bet you'll be in hell looking up and laughing, won't you?

>>49351950
and then you guys wonder why you can't get laid, the absolute state of men

>>49353403
transition gender

>>49352200
Triple that rent cost

>>49351950
Just remember this when shes an old worn out slut who needs people to help her take a shit and not die everyday.
Then kick her ass out to the street and laugh.

The only point of families is to support eachother against the world. If you cannot even do this, your family is as shit as mine.

>>49352200
>Eastern Europe
>Cheap rent in 2022
Not sure you have ever been there?

>>49353499
Option C fag here.
It’s pretty cozy bros. I’m not in a combat arms trade so I get to live in a big city, I make more than the average income for where I live, it’s also in medical field so women think it’s sexy.

>>49351950
you can look for a car first off and honestly that's enough for you to start work. literally uber or something will get you some income if you dont mind driving. if not that you can always use your car as a place to live. if you go down that route get a gym membership to shower and to have a resting place. gl anon

>>49353206
>>49353849
>>49353975
$500 per month especially in a lump sum of $6k for the year can get you an apartment in any south east Euro capital city.
Its not Amsterdam.

>>49353849
I wish amerisharts would stop talking about shit they know nothing about. Our rents are not an insane kikery like yours, mister I-give-2k-per-month-to-my-landlord-Shekelberg.

>>49351950
dude 18k is more than enough to go somewhere and rent month to month until you get a job by rapid firing apps off indeed.
>credit
just get a secured credit card and lie about your income on online applications
>no car
you honestly don't need a car

>>49351950
Shave your head you fucking retard.
Jfc Chink IQ on math : 300, Chink IQ on creativity and problem solving - australopithecus tier

>>49352200
Multiply rent by 2,5x
And consider, you are paying to live in Eastern Europe. Definition of insanity

>>49354440
if I am starting from scratch in a new location with no help no matter what what state should I head to?

>>49351950
Glad you can move onto someplace happier anon. I hope it is peaceful and quick

>>49352200
He'd need a visa that lets him stay long term plus the reason people don't stay in eastern europe is because they spend all their money on vodka instead of developing real industries. Romania is a wasteland outside of the capital and the Hungarian areas.

>>49354775
Are you faggots retarded.
$1250 per month can rent out a building floor in Macedonia or Bulgaria

>>49356274
Probably Americans.

>>49355783
>post says rent apartment in the capital

>>49356313
Expecting me to read the whole post is foolish, I don't have time for more than skimming.

>>49351950
unironically go in the army and pick a decent mos. If recession hits hard itll lock up quick.

>inb4 dying for israhell

Not all jobs are combat arms

>bbbbb-but muh zog

Yeah ok, you can pay full tax as a civilian or do some bullshit milfag job and not worry about getting fired for arbitrary reasons like usual during a recession

>>49353129

>>49353129
>I have a condition which makes me shitpost on 4chan several hours a day

Its called Obsessive Compulsive Behaviour

>>49351950
Don’t do it anon, but if you do send what you’re holding my way. You won’t be needing it where you’re going

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>>49353129
This is what I’ve been saying, God just talks to me through the walls and I have to kill my neighbors before they kill me

>>49353499
id go with c
free college afterward and 4 years of getting investment capital w/ no expenses.
also its very easy to make friends there. girls are tough to come by but you can look forward to that in college

>>49351950
You should be looking at entrepreneurship, even just selling apps.

>>49356274
>$1250 per month can rent out a building floor in Macedonia or Bulgaria
How much is rent in a white South European country like Turkiye?

>>49357471
>unironically go in the army and pick a decent mos. If recession hits hard itll lock up quick.
This. But go Air Force. It'll build your lazy ass back up, train you, allow you to travel, and hook you up with a nice well-paying stable job in aviation/defense. Nigga' just pick something and DO it.

>>49351950
i had this condition when i was at school. had huge patches of scalp showing on my head from compulsively pulling my hair out. it was pretty bad plus i was small too so i looked like a golem i try not to remember those days

>>49351950
get a flight to venice beach, buy a tent a backpack and sleep on the beach during the day. go to the bars at night drink water and try to fuck women. use your cash to buy peanut butter and you can let that last for 10 years at least

>>49361555
T*rkshitstan, lel why go from brown ameritrash to islamic inbred browntrash?

>>49352200
I think you mean South East ASIA.

>>49351950
Get a job you lazy little fucking shit

>>49353129
its called trichotillomania and its just the bodies way of reacting to stress. some people probably do it to get attention like cutting wrists. when i started doing it i didnt understand why just felt natural but now im older i know it was because i was being bullied alot at the time and it was just my bodies way of dealing with the situation

>>49353958
i'm doing this for my dad as we speak. you run your mouth in a cavalier fashion. what have you done for your family? i suspect that you are young. not really an excuse, but you'll probably improve with age.

>>49353129
If we are going to dodge responsibility, we need spirits and gods again. 'An evil spirit cursed me' is just so much more damn kino than 'I have a condition'.

>>49351950
You are
a ) Awesome
b) Based
c) Pathetic

>>49351950
>28
>only $400k NW
I should probably just off myself right? What should I do with the money? Does it even matter?

>>49351950
Ask the Lord what you should do anon. Jesus loves and truly does care about this sort of thing. Given your savings, until inflation truly does its thing, you seem to be okay. Just find a place

>>49351950
>33
>5k in savings
>junior software job
>NEET-tier credit
>econobox
>parents gave me a small warehouse to renovate into a house
It pays off being a good boy and not an ungrateful brat. Too bad it never landed me a gf and am still khv

>>49362888
send it to me bro, we can play video games together

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>>49353129
hey i am a very real sufferer of that condition and my disability shouldn’t be just a joke to you

>>49355709
The cheapest one.

>>49351950
>18k in savings
Get a job at McDonald's and invest part of that savings in getting KOL and you won't be crying here like a faggot. kek

>>49351950
You should give her 20 Links

>>49362744
>>49353129
I have the a level of trichotillomania and it's uncontrollable, I don't know how to get rid of it.
Because of this I cannot have my hair longer than a certain length, otherwise I just keep touching it, it's nothing as bad as the real hair pulling but it is debilitating in some sense as it gives me headaches.

>>49363810
Just stop touching it dude.

>>49351950
If you're american you live in easy mode, dude. You can literally go to a fast food place and they will give you a job. Try that in a low tier Euro country kek

>>49351950
meme thread but for anons that are 26 and feel lost... You have no fucking idea how young you are. You could still fuck up until your early 30s and turn it around. There's 3 different careers I can think of that you can jump into within a few months and won't be automated for the next 2 decades. There's so many ways to make it that it's hard to feel sympathy for fuck ups. You choose to be a fuck up, nothing else to it. If you have the grace to admit that you're a loser because you consciously made that choice, that's the first step to unfucking everything. There's no way around it, put in the work and be rewarded, or be lazy and cry how it's your parents fault or your brothers fault. Blaming anyone, but yourself is just embarrassing.

You got nearly 20k....
Why are you whining you massive little faggot.

>>49353129
>I have a condition which makes me shitpost on 4chan several hours a day


Same man

>>49363175
based wizard
good luck with software dev career

>>49351950
Go work at McDonald's. Pay is starts at $16 almost everywhere and they hire anyone.

>>49362800
based believer

>>49362800
great take
I have a literal demon

>>49352200
a man of outside the box thinking and culture i see. nice

>>49361555
>Turkiye
with their rate of inflation the landlord will soon pay you to live there
downside goatsemen is about all their currency still buys

>>49354775
not sure where you get this from but you can rent in western europe for 7k a year with a little search and not directly in the city centre

>>49353129
>It's like me saying "I have a condition which makes me shitpost on 4chan several hours a day"
it's called being a loser anon.

like a little shit you are

>>49364675
what the fuck can 20k even get you nowadays? unless you blow it all on one thing then 20k to live off of is barely anything

>>49351950
No way
You have all it takes to make a better life with a little investment
Why not invest $5k in good crypto projects like spool and xpress while you sit back to earn passive income from staking?

>>49351950
Get a job and stop whining you fucking faggot

>>49351950
I have a condition that makes me tell you to kill yourself

>>49353129
> "I have a condition which makes me shitpost on 4chan several hours a day"

The first step is admitting you have a problem

>>49363312
Guys will literally rip the hair out of their head instead of going to therapy.