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Goddam I love america

Poopoo peepee time

reminder QT starts this month

SOXL

America has the biggest tech companies, america produces the most oil, america has the largest gold reserves. Most powerful navy most powerful airforce biggest list of loyal alliances. Bet against america and you will lose period

>>49341321
it has all these things and yet it's all backed by a fundamentally broken political system and an unsustainable culture

You are now aware that there is a new Urusei Yatsura remake coming in October.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e50Mvp76Fuc

I want love so bad it hurts.

>>49341342
Sure, and everyone else is even more broken and unsustainable.
You don't have to outrun the bear, you only need to outrun the other campers, you get me?

Small cap value only down -6.10% YTD IJS (SPSV*)

US large caps down -12.79% YTD SPY (SPX*)

wtf was that

I get paid today and I'm not sure if I should buy anything.

>>49341321
And America has the most groids... you lose by default. Then again, what I wouldn't give to live in some nice white region up north in the US.

>>49341411
Are mixed counted towards the 13% figure

>>49341321

Amen brother

>>49341375
I hope it's on VRV.

dont check bros

>>49339934
Did you ever see demolition man? In the future every restaurant in taco bell, well they almost got it right, but in the future every restaurant is Chipotle.

spending a lot of time on smg i noticed im more aggressive in my irl interactions.

could you guys please tone down the angriness and be more nice. ty

It's over. Black friday beginning

>Hello, is this Bobo? Yeah we don't need you to come in today, why don't you just go ahead and take the day off? Mhm, yeah that'd be great, enjoy the weekend.

>>49341495
>>49341621
i hope so. ive been getting heemed in my bear position. its our time now

How bad do you anons think June will be for the stock market?
I think that massive pump for Amazon stock is going to be miserable deep red soon. I know more and more people IRL that are dropping prime subscriptions because of inflation and bullshit.

>>49341653
How much are silver certificate dollars worth compared to our current one?

>Musk cutting 10% of Tesla jobs
>Coinbase rescinding new hires
bros?

>>49341504
I remember the movie. I think we just need to spice up other types of cuisine and bring the Mestizo flavors. Taco Pizza, Chipotle Ramen (this was actually a real thing at one point), Fajita Burgers, Tamale Curry. No way Chipotle is going to expand their menu to have all of that, that would be a bad business practice. Different franchises, each with focused menus.

>>49341675
2 dollars, unless it's a special year in mint condition

>>49341321
I'm literally doing everything I can to bet against America right now fr

>>49341375
Well I hope it gets a much better treatment than that Inuyasha sequel did. The animation was a fucking joke in that shit.

when do I go all in on sqqq

>>49341731
good job hardly any of the major stocks are in the INDUSTRIAL index nowadays

>Buy 785 TSLA puts.
>Win

>>49341678
Been hearing that even retail and fucking fast food chains are (((FREEZING))) job applications and not hiring more wagies. The fuck is going on here???

>>49341747
but how can you deny the exact same pattern thats forming? how is this not going to be any different?

also think about last time another crash happened, everyone and their mother was into stocks, and guess what happened during the pandemic when everyone was forced to be locked up with nothing to do?

>>49341760
Big crashes always have bread lines for a reason, anon.

>>49341760
I heard they were using those robot Cathy Woods invested in to replace the wagies. It's entirely her fault if we have a depression like recession.>>49341760

>>49341678
bullish

>>49341760
They are creating artificial scarcity. Same with food

>>49341789
Well if they have fewer jobs for the same number of workers those jobs should pay less not more.

Why did a completely random support form at 4074?

>>49337985
I've peered into the future. Here's the pride flag for 2028.

>>49341760
are you actually stupid? there's been recession signals for the last 5 months

>>49341766
well first there's only 30 companies in the index compared to 3000+ in a global index. History doesn't actually repeat identically and the US market needs to tank because it's completely overvalued.

Unless you're 65 I have no idea why a market crash would be remotely scary, infact I welcome it

>>49341731
13 year period vs a 22 year period, the rally is much different

Stop eating food.

>>49341815
Biden said it was the strongest recovery since the great depression. 5% GDP growth!

>>49341789
find destruction data prior to 2019.
is the recent destruction an anomaly ?

>>49341815
Recession? Starting to look more and more like a depression soon. Housing market is extra fucked lately too.

>>49341815
I for one want a new job and if 25% of the country gets laid off, the competition will probably make that difficult and lower wages even more

how many hours till the job numberos

>>49341789
That's some omega level jewish shit right there. Do they really want that many people to starve to death? Doesn't help that all of the jabbies at workplaces are getting more sick and dying too.

>>49341852
1 hour nigger

>>49341760
Every decent retail job gets hundreds of applicants but I'm in a tourist city rn
>>49341825
Hmm, perhapsingly I shall get back into having an eating disorder bigly for the recession

>>49341886
Do the unemployment numbers include the 10 million illegals that jumped the border?

WTI is only $116

>>49341907
The illegals are causing inflation by increasing demand for shit. We should start shooting these wet backs on sight. Maybe that would discourage others from trying to come on here illegally.

What are these going to open at?

>>49341907
of course not. only if you have looked for a job in the last 6th months.

BUDDY LOOK AT EHTERIUM COMPUTER

>>49341950
1000 mulla

>>49342016
It'll be way higher than that. The ask is under 740

>>49341923
They also reduce inflation by charging less for labor/services

>>49342047
That's a myth, they don't actually work and Bidens been giving them 100k per person.

>>49341902
Make sure to save your bacon grease.

>Illegals

>>49342091
Nobody wants to live near shitskins. Not even shitskins want to live near shitskins.

>>49342069
Kek
If you're being serious, I would throw you off a bridge. If you're kidding, I would still punch you pretty fucking hard

>>49341321
>Bet against america and you will lose period
I agree, but that doesnt mean stocks were overvalued and bad credit is flushed out. Stock market crashes arent the same as economic stability long term. The US can weather any storm which is why the DXY is climbing. No one trusts Euro baggies.

>>49341678

Bullish news, this is what the Fed wanted, less jobs = less money in the market = less inflation. Prices cannot goes up if no one has a job, lol

>>49342091
Look if you want to have a real conversation about the root causes of inflation we have to talk about the effect these 10 million border jumpers and got aways are having on the economy.

Morning lads. It's looking to be a fine day.

>>49342091
People being illegally trafficked across the boarder sure isn't a national security, humanitarian, or economic concern. Nope. Not at all. That little girl with brought here by coyote with the semen of five dudes in her, perfectly fine.

>>49342091
pls go back to www.reddit.com/r/dickeating ty

>>49341760
Yeah Target and Walmart considering hiring freezes and Facebook is doing a hiring freeze.

>>49342147
Sex work is real work, chud.

>>49342111
Illegal Latinx dreamer detected.

>>49342141
It's nice knowing bulls are fast asleep, and completely unaware.
One by one they'll wake up and post "WTF happened!?". Truly it's a good morning.

>>49341582
>>49341582
>>49341582

reminder to watch your tone when posting in the fren zone

>>49341321
Tell me which side of the trade america is on so I know how not to reverse them, then, Sport.

Let's get ready for jobs!
WAGE GROWTH is the number one thing to watch for initial reaction since it is directly related to inflation and by extension the fed.

Month over month - expected 0.4%, previous 0.3%
Year over year - expected 5.2%, previous 5.5%

Much hotter than expected and you've got 75bp hikes on the table.
In line, everything's fine.

>>49341911
Looking forward to June inventory data.

>>49342202
Some dreamer just said he'd throw me off a bridge. What am I supposed to kiss his latinx ass and thank him for his countrymen bringing all this fentanyl into my country and creating inflation?

>>49341803
>random

>>49341789
I have a suspicion the reservoirs in my area are being drained "for maintenance" the levels are super low and are getting lower. I know it's bullshit because I've been there in some of the hottest periods on record and the levels were higher then. Luckily we get alot of rain so this draining process has been going on for months and would only effect surrounding major cities. It wouldn't surprise me that this is tied in with the artificial food shortage crisis. (could be they are making a lot more ethenol/bio-diesal fuel?)

>futes

>need SOXL to go up $1 to break even
>down $1 PM
Such is the suffering of swinging SOXL

>>49342216

Imagine the bloodbath if wages are higher than expected, we'll probably go back down another 3-4% today then, and if it's under we'll go up 1-2%. I'm personally hoping for a flat day, but since options expire today I'm think we've got some volatility incoming

>>49342219
I have a great feeling about this summer in general

>>49342243
>Imagine the bloodbath if wages are higher than expected
Ha ha yeah, imagine if wage growth was high...

>>49342226
just ignore them and their salsa ways

>>49342243
I'm thinking it's primarily the year over year and matching or going over the 5.5% previous would be considered hot wage growth. It's not a big options expiration Friday, so I don't think they'll be the driving factor.

who else is buying UONE

>>49342241
>enters position to swing
>swing position becomes bag

a tale as old as time

>>49341402
VOO
Total Market of your choice personally I pick VTI because other countries are stinky and lets be real if emerging markets mattered we would just call them markets.

>>49342303
Ima short it on June 9th.

>>49342328
>f emerging markets mattered we would just call them markets.
Based. Never understood why anyone cared about emerging markets unless you are at billions of investments AUM. There are barely any companies there and theyre all junk compared to anything you can get in the US.

>there are still people ITT NOT buying Oil and Commodities, and buying tech

>>49342344
FYI tech is the future as well as the present also.

>>49342337
I would rather invest directly into a private company in an emerging market than buy publicly traded companies.

>>49342344
Technology will find a replacement for oil.

>>49341824
perhaps more importantly, linear on the right but log on the left
if you torture the data enough you can always get a confession
>>49341731

>>49342337
What would you say the American equivalent of Greggs is? Starbucks or McDonalds?

>>49342187
I'm a tall, white, blond, buff contractor and even I know that this country was built by Mexicans. Blacks are trying to say slavery built this country but that was isolated to Jewish families' wealth.

Every house build has had Mexican hands in it

TMV sisters…

>>49342390
>british pound, lmao
Greggs looks closer to starbucks and dunkin donuts.

ummmm why are we red

>>49342344
I'm long oil, swinging tech.
>>49342317
It's the first time it's been this bad though. I was down like 10% on SOXS before I swung it for a 30% profit. But this time I was down as much as 35% at one point on SOXL.
And my average is $27, it's not bad desu.

>>49342354
>No innovations except Tesla have happened in the last 20 years
>TECH ISH DA FUTURE GUYSH

>>49342391
nobody asked for your grindr profile

i yesterday went thru my watchlist of about hundred stokies.

i found 7 goodish ones. should trim some bad ones

>>49342354
Tech was also the future in 1999

bobos about to get raped, calling it

>>49342391
Can't argue with that. Had a new roof put on and this crew of Mexicans knocked it out in like 3 days.

I hope my native currency collapses so my dollar denominated assets rise in value

>>49342408
I'm just letting you know I'm better than you *and* you're wrong.

You're welcome.

>>49342404
>No innovations except Tesla have happened in the last 20 years
Nvdia and AMD did plenty. You just dont always see the tech front facing. Cloud is now everything and used by everyone. 5G. There are plenty of stuff that you just dont see always while walking around.

>>49342355
you basically do that by buying American companies who have overseas operations
I've gone on this rant here before, suffice to say that the US govt gets to skim taxes from the entire world because they're the government that investors trust most

So if it misses, we pump, but if it's as expected, do we really dump more than premarket already has?

>>49342404

>>49342354
>>49342417

>doesn't know that tech stocks are cyclical

>>49342448
>buying American companies who have overseas operations
Thats such a small potential return though, If you can invest in a company that might become the Amazon of that country you could make so much.

>>49342449
It's going to dump regardless. Everyone is announcing layoffs. Recession is here, we just have to price it in.

>>49342436
kek, I am sure you have never done this before too

>>49342476
>Thats such a small potential return though,
The only company to do it is Alibaba. And its yet to be replicated.

>>49342476
What if Amazon becomes the Amazon of vietnam?

>>49342420
Just doubled my short position. Get fucked

For the nonfarm 325k is consensus, but goldman is expecting 225k so be a little careful that the number could miss but still be within the expected range.

day I’d like to talk about basedbeans. First I wanna mention the 1M time frame on trading view and the obv it shows. It’s high. It’s really high. ( 1st pic) Corns is high but it basically matches it’s 2012 obv. Not super encouraging longer term. Wheat and rice look better than corn long term. They’ve both about doubled since 2012 I think. But basedbeans, well they’ve more than doubled since 2012. (Ive been telling my dad how I think basedbeans are the future world’s crop. And corn will prbly become used solely for rotation in the next generation. They just don’t appear to want corn as badly. It’s a higher risk crop and it requires excessive nitrogen which fertilizer production and runoff is a major contributor to climate issues. It would make sense to phase this crop out). But now the obv On the front months has really began to increase. And when I look at the charts for July it looks like it’s shooting for 20$ (2nd pic) all the way thru September. November it begins to fall off some. But this brings me back to the title, beans in the teens. I thought of this saying as more of a beans GOING to the teens kinda deal. But instead what it may mean is beans STUCK in the teens. When food prices get high, I wouldn’t put it past the people who control this stuff to put a halt to it. I’ve seen that happen in crypto 5 years ago. Exchanges got halted. Things quit getting traded. It kills momentum. I’ve seen it in GameStop a year ago. And now I’ve seen it in wheat this year. When things get out of hand it appears the big boys just don’t play anymore (like the bunch of tiddy babies they are) and do whatever they must to drive price down. If GameStop worried them then the worlds most sought after grain commodity I bet really keeps their attention. Back to July contract. It looks like it’s going to 20$ at least but beans in the teens could mean stuck in the teens, as I said, so I feel more confident just saying 19$ and some change. August looks

>>49341292
Priced in.

>bad news already priced in

>>49342492
I think that would be Shopee

>>49342540
August looks about the same I think. November beans of 2022 going to get really close to 17 I think but I’m less sure on this. The obv doesn’t look nearly as good but usually further out months will follow the trend during a rally. (3rd pic)I guess if I saw july or august get to 19 it might be time to sell some November If I had any left. Lollllll. . So as bullish as I was for July corn yesterday. Beans beans beans are looking mighty fine indeed.

Also as a side note, 4chan business thread, which I don’t really go on anymore, used to autocorrect basedbeans to based beans which is kinda funny but I was there yesterday talking about basedbeans and noticed they auto correct it to onions now. Which seems odd to me considering the history of onions trading https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_Futures_Act

>massive shortages
>stagflation
>layoffs
>recession
>record debt
>labor participation crisis
>muh covid in china
>probably more war by next year
>he's still bullish and thinks back to ATHs this summer for speculative 100 PE tech stocks with no profits

10 9 8 ...

>>49342572

Yes

Im scared bros

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Jobs beat, economy is fine.

390K JOB ADDED IN MAY
3.6% UNEMPLOYMENT RATE

>>49342417
...as well as the present.

>>49342487
the real problem with trying to invest in foreign unicorns is what we already see with baba
namely, they get appropriated by the local junta
or the CEO refuses to listen to the board and good luck suing someone in shithole #420 lolza (see the situation with ARM China)

the US is the only country that doesnt see investors as bags of money to fuck over, and so even the citizens of these shitholes (including the EU) prefer to invest in America, which ultimately means all the world's capital goes through the US tax system before being reinvested back into the shitholes by Ford etc

i hate this market

kek fucking clown market

>>49342602
62.3% LABOR PARTICIPATION

Nonfarm numbers a little better than expected, manufacturing payrolls had kind of a miss. Everything else is mostly consensus.

>>49342601

so this means we dump right?

>>49342602
How do they even determine the unemployment rate?

>>49342632

It means we crab brother

>>49342601
that is bearish for the stock market though

>what the fuck are those numbers

>>49342459
there should be a graph or image about the market constants

>>49342637

It's basically a bullshit number, if you stop looking for work, you're not unemployed anymore. Labor force participation is a bit better but who knows

me this year

>>49342637
(the amount of trans BIPOC unemployed + amount of liberal boomers retiring + amount of blacks unemployed)/(amount of whites employed).

>another good jobs report
When will people accept that Biden’s economy is strong?

Dollar is lifting off

>>49342672
When the McDouble goes back to a buck fiddy

>>49342672
it means inflation is still running hot

>>49342672
>Believing anything the government says

>>49342609
All correct.

>>49342672
I'll start MAYBE considering it when I get my fucking tax return.

uhh muskateers??? Why are we down 5%?

>>49342637
people looking for jobs divided by america. essentially a bullshit number, but they love the stat because it's bullshit.

See you in 1 hour

>>49342391
>even I know that this country was built by Mexicans
Every part of America except the southwest had almost no Mexicans in it for over 90% of this country's history. How the fuck did Mexicans build that?

>>49342672
>>49342632
Anything that isnt extremely bad is a reason to hike further. And even if we start to see bad hirings and layoffs theyre gonna hike, just maybe slower.

>>49342705
muskie san went full bobo

What is the difference between talmud, Torah, and kabalah?

>>49342713
Yep, one of Powell's key points was a strong labor market can handle the hikes and the 390k number is certainly not going to stop them.

TMV sisters… We’re going home…

>that massive green candle

GET FUCKED MUMU

>>49342637
You know those very late night talk shows? The number of viewers is equal to the number of unemployed.

>>49342731
>>>/x/

what the fuck

BASTARD WHY ARE YOU MAKING AMAERICA GREAT AGAIN

Okay yeah so the non-farm payroll numbers were up slightly higher than expected, but unemployment was 0.1% higher than expected, so why the fuck is LITERALLY EVERYTHING down like 2 fucking percent overnight? When JP Morgan starts wailing about spooky recession bullshit I unironically think they're just trying to shake out the very last normies before buying an incredible amount of stocks

Strong economy means more hawkish fed. The stronger the economy the higher the rates

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*BAM*

>>49342632
Gigadump. They'll get bullard to say 75% back on table

Niggers do we buy puts or calls today?

Does anyone know where these jobs were added to?

I just bought a sizeable position at 169x leverage.
I'm a pussy so not saying which direction.
L-let's go

https://youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE
Run.

>>49342801
nvm they just showed them

Very nice market

>>49342777
JPM is both right about the spooky recession bullshit as well as planning to buy an incredible amount of stocks. These aren't really contrarian positions.

>>49342822
Manufacturing down from 60k last month

This is going to be a hugely green day.

Earnings growth was 0.3%, lower than estimated... that's the only number that matters.

>Can't afford a hoom?
>Here's how to ask your parents for more money.
Healthy market. Nothing to see here.

Great economy we've got here in the US, 2 years of

>MONEY MONEY MONEY LOW RATES LOW RATES LOW RATES

and the labor participation rate is still fucking broken. This is going to make fighting inflation all that much harder while crude zooms through $150 per barrel.

The September pause narrative is fucking dead. Bear market rally over. It wouldn't surprise me to see a major downward revision to this month's jobs number by the end of the year like we saw in 2021. Who knows if this data is even accurate anymore. ADP's private payrolls number was way off once again, and as usual, ADP will claim the labor dept is over adjusting, which they certainly could be.

>>49342479
>Recession is here
I mean, does anyone actually think this quarter will have a positive GDP?

>>49341321
And yet they import more than they export. Lmao

10 year headed for 3%

yeah i'm thinking based

>>49342876
SOON

BUDDY BUDDY LOOK AT THE DXY AND 10YR

>>49342867
>27 year olds are entitled to their dream home 3 minutes outside the city or the market is garbage
buy a condo

ahem:

WOOP WOOP
PULL UP
PULL UP

>>49342925
Boomers fucked it all up literally

>>49342876
>the labor participation rate is still fucking broken
Hmmmmmmmm I wonder if this is just what it looks like when you transition out of the 20th century economic paradigm and into the 21st century where many more things are automated and reliance on actual humans working specific jobs dwindles hmmmmmmm

>>49342439
Innovations have to have practical implications to be worth anything.

Cloud stuff was always in the works and 5G is a meme. You literally just filled out your portfolio with a Salon article.

>2 out of 3 big economic indicators give Big Money to sell the market off causing retail investors to hold the bag
Like pottery

>>49342925
i know you're green texting but that was literally the basis of the american dream for 50 years

>>49342783
Rate increases actually have zero to do with the real economy despite all you naive children’s wishes.

>>49342945
If you mean gdp to stock market price then yes

>>49342942
>5G is a meme
lol does /smg/ really???? Home wifi has been 5G for years already, 4G phones are being phased out fairly quickly

I was so close to my breakeven..................

I hope you bought oil lmao

>>49341292
Two more weeks

>>49342711
Every renovation, every addition, every roof, every new siding job, every concrete job

Very few home are standing un-updated (see: untouched by Mexicans)

>>49342921

gird ur loins

>>49342941
>>the labor participation rate is still fucking broken
I saw that mentioned also as one of the few somewhat negatives that it wasn't higher.

>>49342972
DIAMOND HANDS!!!!!

>>49342963
>Rate increases actually have zero to do with the real economy
The "real economy" is exchange rate and housing. Rates affect both of them.
NEXT

>>49342941
hmmmmm I wonder if there are other counteies living in the 21st century hmmmmm

>>49343002
>every single thread
stop posting this disgusting pic of this faggot or at least switch to posting his blackface pic

>>49343002
is this Trudeau

I hope he gets his head cut off by the Quebec uprising and this is the picture in the history book

>>49342796

>>49342967
zoomer pls go

>>49342967
>Home has been 5g for years
Yoy my friend are deeply uninformed
If anything it will take to at least 2025 for.medium to high adoption and enough coverage

>>49342972
It hurts.
>>49342983
Despite it reaching it when crude was + $125, UCO is right below it's 52 week high and crude is $117. Very comfy. Even though I bought in late imo, I might make 100% or possibly but less likely 200% on UCO.

>>49343009
Whoa yeah you’re right though that’s only the kike economy

>>49342967
And what's the range on home wifi zoomer

>>49342963
Yeah BIG AGREE end the fed it’s useless rate increases do nothing anyway

>>49343023
It may be funny but, fren, its a shoop.

>>49343020
Dont tell me what to do, nigger

>>49343056
Show me the original

TOLD YA FAGGOTS

>10 year near 3% again

Time to crash this market, with no SURBIBORS

>>49343056
i don't believe you

>>49343080
I mean a stock with a 100 pe at some point was to be shorted. No need to be einstein there faggot

>>49343071

WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT

>>49343067
Please? I’m so sick of seeing a faggot in his underwear every thread, idc if he’s a head of state, he’s still a disgusting faggot in his underwear :(

someone tell me my SOXL will be ok :(

TBT go up

>>49342925
Condos are for people living toward the middle of the city. The outer edges of the city and the places 3 minutes outside the city are the suburban zone where people live in houses.

>>49343056
>>49343067
>>49343020
his blackface pic is not a shoop, however
just start posting that instead, f-fren…

Lamo the market might actually close red today and SPY below 410

>>49343080
Imagine being a Maori who stays up all fucking night to watch American market open.

we just got one more full week until the fed meeting

Biden speech at 10:30

>>49343138
It wont
Sell while you can, you are in a recession, demand is stabilizing, earnings are underperforming, you are in a pseudobearmarket, valuations are still to high AND ukraine fiasco is fucking neon and other prime.matter for chips so even less imventory wich equals less products sold, wicj equals less revenue for the company and therefore less earnings.

>>49343138
Semi Conductors are a safe hold over the long run.

>>49343165
oh that's why everything is tanking

>>49343154
Why is this cat always sad when she's working but smiling when shes drunk and cucking her husband?

>>49343150
>3 minutes outside the city
>suburban zone
>>49343165
> The President delivers remarks on the May jobs report
Oh god.

>>49343169
Maybe but not at currentprices.
Perhaps at 5-10 usd x soxl

>>49343165
They moved it up. Biden is on now talking about how we need to price fix semiconductors.

>>49342967
>Home wifi has been 5G for years already,
... and there's no functional difference between that and the earliest days of broadband when you were still in diapers.

>>49343023
>>49343002
Its photoshoped but he has more than enough real ones

SOXS CHADS

SPXS CHADS

SDOW CHADS

>>49343138
Kek no. Wait until they do a reverse split later this year.

>>49343131
>said please
What the fuck am i supposed to do with that aggressive rebuttal? Fine, but, hard but, i get to repost it once i forget about you being adultish and aggressive with your please bullshit

>>49343188
I said they were safe not that they were profitable.

>>49343020
It's a shopped pic, not actually him. ya fuckin touchy leaf

>>49342611
Ive noticed the AI art bots are pretty good at drawing Pepes accurately.

>>49343035
I’m still holding a lot of UCO, looking like we may get to tank bottoms and have a squeeze

>>49343151
..... i only have enough space to have either one or the other. At least with this one he doesnt look so demonic.

>>49343229
If its not profitable in current envioroment then its not safe you dumbass.

>inb4 my holds decrease the same amount I got paid today

>>49343167
>>49343188
Daily reminder not to listen to illiterate doomers

SOXL sisters hold strong

>>49343204
honestly it was hard to tell it was photoshopped because of all the shit he does lol

>LUMposting in the last few threads

top signal

>May jobs report backs the idea of a soft landing. Will the market buy into it?

CNBC writer on copium

Were going back down today arent we :/

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

>>49343252
They have been given all the tools necessary to survive and make the correct decisions. They are NGMI they might as well be dead. What does it matter if I give them good or bad advice if they are still going to end up financially and anally ruined.

>>49343167
>>49343188
Are you drunk or something? Get your shit together bro

>>49343262

>>49343297
>SUPER
>BAD
>FEELING
>SLOW
>HIRING

>>49342879
Maybe the 40 billion we spent on the hohols will turn us green.

>>49343297

>>49343288
Soft landing?
Decrease in R.E buying, high interest rates, high inflation, negative gdp and a big ole etc is soft landing now?
Holy cope.

>>49343257
>*sniffle* but their words hurt ....

Tesla producing so many cars that they are sacking 10% of staff

>>49343306
Probably an Indian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

Take'em all out with the big bounce off the bottom!

>>49343306
I dont see what part of my declarations enter in conflict.
>>49343301
You are delivaterly misleeding retars on an image board.

>>49343319

I'm just waiting for the "Just because GDP decreased two quarters row doesn't mean it's a recession, Vote Joe Biden!" article from those clowns. And mind you, I'm long the market, but anyone who thinks there won't be a recession is fucking crazy

>>49343297
>slow hiring
>nobody wants to work
>record low unemployment
>best economy ever
so tiring

>>49343309
deepfakes are easier to make out than stills

>>49343327

>>49343324
Automation perfected so well they literally don’t need employees

>$CVE vs $YPF - Q1 2022
Market cap: 47B vs 3B
Equity: 19.7B vs 8.5B
Operating income: 4.3B vs 1.5B
Production: 798k vs 506k
Debt: 12B vs 8B

>$OXY vs $PBR
Market cap: 65B vs 90B
Div yield: 0.75% vs 32%
Net income: 4.8B vs 9.4B
Equity: 25B vs 92B

>"I don't want to invest in South American oil because North American jurisdictions are just so high quality, with such low political risk"
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-energy-tax/white-house-weighs-oil-profits-tax-to-fund-consumer-rebate-idUSKBN2NJ1IO

>>49343327
>If you are not a soxl brainlet you are indian
Ok then, enjoy your bags

>>49343336
>You are delivaterly misleeding retars on an image board.
Yeah.

kek, baggies.

>>49343255
It’s been like that since January for me

>gave up pretty much all gains from yesterday
>I just KNOW the market will pump for no fucking reason twice as much today

>>49343358
Is it really that hard to type, spell and use grammar halfway correctly?

Someone get me out of this Cruel Fairy Tale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-wy8aamYC0

>>49343386
Yesterday was the fakeout shake out today we actually close red.

When it dumps on open you jsut know it's gonna do the inverse and go up and crab

>>49343386
>Futures pre.market red
>We are going to go.green

>>49343397
60k manufacturing jobs gone, we'll gigapump 10%.

Don't forget CPI early next week

>>49343375

Time to short then, the market is gonna eat ass right?

>>49343408
You must be new here.

>>49343408
>>49343400

>>49343412
No... It means 50k less were added. You'd need a -60k print for it to mean they were gone.

>>49343419
You must be a retard.

>>49343416
I'd eat Sanna's ass if you know what I mean.

>>49343426
Ah, so we're going to gigadump because it's a minor miss.

>>49343353
To be fair, multiple pbr presidents did get fired by the government.

>>49343428
YEAH AND?

>>49343430
No, what do you mean?

>>49341321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij65wvAGX-c

>>49343408
>>49343400
Sorry CHUDS but Biden is speaking today and every time he open's his mouth the market takes a shit. Its so predictable that the Catholic church has decided to name him patron saint of VIX.

Four minutes.

Good luck today, gentlemen.

>>49343338
>"Just because GDP decreased two quarters row doesn't mean it's a recession
Kek yeah i can see it already. Especially the buy the dip types on r*ddit Fire and stocks. Theyre still calm and relaxed. Need more red to scare them out.

Brainard: job market strong enough to handle a few rate rises

>>49343416
Wall street is not going to touch the stock market today. We're gonna have an almost entirely retail trading day, very low volume but everything will pump hugely. Then sometime in the near future, wall street will pull the rug out, make billions off of retail faggots, entirely the retail faggots' own fault, and then reddit will continue to bitch about "muh distribution of wealth"

>>49343462
it's cool i have some puts as hedge

Guys I am scared pls help

>>49343469
Fuck off, sweet potato.

>>49343469
Why is a growth company laying off employees?

I am officially buckbroken

New
>>49343511
>>49343511
>>49343511

>>49343495
Must be all the ones without desks or parking spaces

>AMD premarket
LMAO

>>49343463
You as well, fren

>>49343518
>down 2%

not a big deal honestly, u make it sound like it went back to 100

Finally jannies deleted that fat naked woman

>>49342967
>Home wifi has been 5G for years already
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, please explain yourself. And what are you holding?

>>49342967
Anon I...