/biz/ - Business & Finance

tons of traders are looking for another job now, just say that

>>49339609
>haven’t worked in two years and have no idea how to explain this
Just say you worked as a freelancer for the past few years

Do the smart thing and pussy out.

>>49339609
I'm a friendless KHV autist with social anxiety and aced my first interview.
Just embrace your apathy and it'll be fine.

>>49339609
>failed startup
>worked for family/friends (great ref)
>long term covid
>online business selling tshirts/shit
and on and on

>>49339626
Yes. Indicate that you are loyal to yourself first and will likely bail at the slightest moment the bullrun is back. Companies love that.

>>49339609
just tell them you had a career break, millennials will understand

>>49339706
tell me how? i’ve been with one interview two years ago and was an autistic sperg

i’m also a “disabled vet” and make 3k a month from gibs but I just need to get out of the house and I like working with my hands

WHY CANT LINK MOON ALREADY I JUST WANT TO LIVE OFF MY STAKING REWARDS

>>49339769
In that case I'd just volunteer for something nearby, probably some tree planting club.

>>49339769
>free 3k
>wants to wage
Fuck you.

>>49339769
Say that the damage you suffered disturbed you quite a bit and you didn't have power in the last two years to pick up a job. You were too traumatized. However, you gathered your power and now you are able to work again and you have decided to do it with this company!

>>49339769
> disabled vet
there is your answer, if they ask for you to elaborate that's a huge red flag anyways

>>49339851
I already semi made it off crypto. I just need something to hold me over till the next bull run when I can hopefully retire.

>>49339872
is it really that simple?

>>49339769
Learn woodworking

>>49339910
>ifunny
leave and never come back faggot

>>49339609
disabled vet? just tell them you have it a bit hard adjusting to the peace and quiet, that you suffered mild trauma but need something to cope now that you're out. you americucks seems to swallow everything the veterans tell you, no doubt they'll be "honored" to give back to their "veterans" so you'll be good.

>>49339769
imagine that the interviewers are Palestinian children and you're defending Israel to get you to the appropriate savage mindset and fucking smash that interview brother

>>49339609
>My mother was diagnosed with X and I moved back home to help. I took a part-time job at a supermarket to get by, but I didn't put it on my CV because it's irrelevant for the current position.

>>49339609

How'd it go anon? Gibs us an update.

>>49339910
Yup

Maybe try taking dr4gs before the interview

>>49339609
Simple lad, use this first one as a free fuck up interview, afterwards realise how nothing bad actually happened, you didn't die, they didn't ridicule you and you're going to go on with your day. Use that confidence for the next one.

Think of it as ironing out your nerves

>>49341840
this. I landed a nice paying job, and I purely think it was because I had two shots of vodka prior to entering the building. liquid courage or xanax woul help

>>49339609
Don’t think just do

>>49339609
just say they don't have the security clearance to know what you were doing for the last two years, then gently tap your right ear

>>49339609
Have a drink!

>>49339609
How did it go, retard?

>>49344330
>>49341755
it went good I got the job (pending a background check) now it’s time to go back into wagie hell for 27/h

Luckily the interviewer did most of the talking my first words to the guy were an incoherent stuttering mess but I calmed down and was able to explain myself and my prior work experience.

>>49345672
>>49339910
>>49339824
>>49339769
nigger

>>49339609
I just said I took care of a relative with covid. Got a job for $30/hr. Havent worked in 10 months.

>>49339769

Free 3k for life? Must be nice having an easy life

>>49339989

>>49342343
Kek this. All it took was me acting like a complete retard in my first interview to set myself straight for life. Now they don't bother me at all.

>>49339769
get a fucking hobby then

>>49339609
I didnt work for three years and got a FAANG job. They are desperate for talent. But if you are fibbing and overselling yourself you probably still get the job. Good luck anon

>>49348238
>>49339989
I got that image from here

there is this better you fucking homos

>>49347997
yea 3k a month and free healthcare/dental

I just had a nose surgery a few months ago that cost me $0

>>49339609
Tell them you took 2 years off to bang teen whores in Thailand.

>>49350191
>I just had a nose surgery a few months ago that cost me $0

>>49339609
Tell them you've been 2 years freelance working with some bullshit entrepreneur (just give the name of your friends as reference) in some related field of the job you are applying.
Give your best shot. You can do it, King.

>>49339626
kek i can't imagine a worse thing to say at an interview than "i'm a failed trader who is crawling back to the labor market"

>>49339686
>"cool! what kind of freelancing?"
>u-uhh jerking off to lolicon, watching anime, gambling my lunch money on shitcoins, shitting my diapers, still living with my parents past 20, contemplating tfwnogf
you can do it OP

>>49350737
i do this at 38 except i have my own home

>>49339730
it won't be back soon though

>>49350191
Where in europe do you live, anon?

>>49350916
brother I live in America

>>49350737
>erking off to lolicon, watching anime, gambling my lunch money on shitcoins, shitting my diapers, still living with my parents past 20, contemplating tfwnogf

>>49339609
Don’t forget your kneepads

>>49339730
companies are also loyal to themselves first and will bail on you with 0 notice

>>49339686
>okay can you give us the contacts for some of your clients for references?

>>49339609
>yeah i had a kid and her mother left us
woah so difficult

>>49339609
>>49350997
It's okay really you'll be okay

>>49350997
Free healthcare in america? What's the job position for that saving grace?

>>49339609
You’re only thinking about this now. Maybe prepare a little beforehand and you won’t be so autistic.