/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49333332
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 1,965.015B, 93P = 21.129B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 1,985.239B, 97P = 20.466B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49204636

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan
>All voting items approved
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Ken Griffin, you have no yil

>>49333332
Just 2 more weeks

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Coach Potato DYELs can do about it.

>>49333342
>you have no yil
FINALLY. THIS IS IT BROS

double close digit, almost there backer

WHY ISN'T IT $5000 AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49333342

>>49333342

Comfy.
Holding.
Never folding.

>>49333332
Fuck me sideways that was close

>>49333342
>Ken is down to his last yilliseconds.

Ken Griffin you have

Schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop

0 yil

schlop schlop schlop schlop

>>49333342
mfw this was the real countdown all along

We're gonna be infinity rich.

Investors meeting was another nothingburger, I'm shocked. AR least there's always next year baggies :/

tomorrow at market open you will shit yourself

the regular chart will be replaced with bobby the lobby

shorts have no way of dealing with this as lobsters are not listed on the NYSE

within minutes we will see the price rise to 250 million (approximately the number of lobsters in the gulf of maine)

bobby has had enough
the endgame starts now

>>49333546
ARRR

>>49333370
Buff chicks get me off. I'll seek them out post-MOASS.

>>49333546
>He didn't listen
>He doesn't know
>He does it for free

Appeal to emotion shills still trying to get paid I see. Not very effective anymore is it?

SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

>>49333555
checked

>>49333528
>KillMe.jpg

>>49333555
very based trips

>>49333555
BIG CHECK
>it's all coming together

>>49333342
Olé olé

Hey bros, I want to keep spamming my autism here in the thread, but I know that everything is falling inward as we speak, behind the scenes, and there's nothing you, or I, or anyone can do about it.
I'm gonna go play some apex legends.
See you on the other side of the rainbow, pals.
$3000 EoD tomorrow.
Love you faggots.

>>49333504
I tried!

>>49333342
>>49333342
oh shit we're getting serious aren't we?

>>49333637
>apex legends

>>49333342
>kenny right now

>>49333370
That's a man.

>>49333706
Haha kek kennies

>>49333668
Jeez, sorry for being a poorfag that has to play what's available.
I'm playing in pure freefag mode because all my limited cash is going towards shares.

>>49333706
>>49333706
>captcha: K8K8N

Did I miss any news today?
>tfw slept from market open until half an hour ago

>>49333706
>looks at portfolio value
>GUH!

If any of you put your lives on hold for this stock like I did, please read this. I came to the realization that constantly checking these boards and the ticker was ruining my life. So two months ago I started checking /gme/ and the ticker ONCE during AH and it's literally changed my life for the better. Remember two things:

1.MOASS will probably last days if not weeks.

2. No amount of doom and gloom market crash news or hype days will make this ride comfortable.

Set your price alert notifications and go live your lives, frens.
>Lives are too expensive these days.
Agreed, but there are other things you can do. Download Unity and go make a game. Look up draw box on youtube and Learn how to draw , Carl Brown if you want to learn guitar, piano note if you want to learn piano. Work out (Athlean-x). Go hiking (literally go outside and touch grass). There's a lot more to do during the day than obsess over something that's outside of your control.

I want split.

Me want split.

Give me split.

I need split.

Split the stock.

ty

>>49333555
oh fuck.

>>49333370
Im going to kiss so many tight starfishes after MOASS

Hey buddies, can anyone tell me what date the Day of the Rope is? I have dismissed literally everything that fag has said but I just had an epiphany that he might be an insider counting down to the MOASS

Wait a second. Where does the DOJ and their RICO case fit in all this? Is that for the optics post-MOASS?

>>49333555
fuggen checked

>>49333737
Not even going to entertain your faggy excuses.

>>49333832
6/9 fren

>>49333832
tomorrow fag fed

>>49333856
We WAGMI on the 9th, my friend

>>49333832
What do you think that reddit thread was earlier that got deleted?

Insiders telling us in the only way they can.

>>49333869
omg your gets speaks volumes
WAGMI

>>49333831
Yes. Everything we are privy to has been for the optics. Everything.

>>49333876
see if you can find it on here
https://camas.unddit.com/
i dont know his username

>>49333896

>>49330527

>>49333832
Tomorrow.

>>49333807
>don’t learn how the market “works”, just go play a game goy. *hand rubs*

Picrel is you.

>>49333876
>>49333896
>>49333915

I think it's kind of funny that whenever GME and reddit is mentioned by MSM, it's always wallstreetbets and not the subreddits that are actually focused completely on GME. Which makes sense since wsb has been compromised and full of shills trying to point out "the next GME." They really don't want to accidentally lead people to DRS.

>>49333737
Based and Uncle Ted pilled. Remember who we hold for bros!

>>49333957
WSB also has sixteen times the users of SS

>>49333957
I should also add that it is especially interesting that amsneeders are mostly anti DRS. Ironic considering Computershare is literally the only thing GME and amsneed have in common.

>>49333650
I deliberately avoided posting when the get was coming up because I figured you'd try for the new thread and I didn't want to fuck it up

>>49333832
>north face jacket
>oakley gloves
>tacti-'tash
Must have been too dim to wear his Gucci sunglasses. Gutted.

EO is supposedly going into effect in 4 hours whats pre market gonna look like

I posted this way too late in the last thread, enjoy

>>49333992
something something shit ourselves

>>49333992
really? I thought it was daytime 12 oclock not midnight

>>49333946
>>49333934
>>49333957
You know what's funny is going to be when all these people lose their retirements, savings, and any way of affording their comforts and conveniences. How rude an awakening it will be when they are ripped from their American Dreams and will have to forge through the world without drugs and trust in the general population.

I wonder if anything will really change

>>49333342
Yes. YES.

>>49333946
Why not just release the documents now?

He lists all this stuff and says don’t bother looking at it. Reeks of larp.

>>49334050
The purpose was to give a date. Subtext, anon.

Greetings Frens. It's been a year since the last shareholder meeting. Things are getting antsy around here but know that a lot of activity has been brewing under the surface of Gamestop. Voting and paying attention to shareholder meetings is the less sexy side of single stock investing but it is vital. In fact, earlier editions of The Intelligent Investor by Benjamin Graham had a significant section dedicated to explaining shareholder responsibilities and their role in getting the most out of investments. Unfortunately later editions excised most of this material as Graham felt that it was ignored and fell on deaf ears. Here we are today and I say let's prove him wrong by proving him correct if that makes any sense.

In the meantime...

I present radio dramas as we browse the web, discuss GME, and beat back the shills. It's harder for them to get to you when you are comfy.

> TONIGHT'S FEATURE
> I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM
https://youtu.be/rSwfpVRVWlo

> **ARCHIVES**
VOL 1: https://pastebin.com/00UnxGdi
VOL 2: https://pastebin.com/BYQsRy0v

Good night and good luck.

>>49333342
WITNESSED
BLESSED
WAGMI

>>49333996

>>49333637
post rank and platform right now

>>49334050
read through the last thread; we were imploring him to, and the retards on SS were doing the same on the thread -einfachman-, his buddy/acquaintance, made before he deleted it

>>49333342

How was that gay fucking SEC vid not market manipulation?
>Oh hey make sure you don't invest in MEME STOCKS or you'll get cum on your face and lose your money you big silly billy!

Imagine if they came out with a vid that said hey boomers maybe don't invest in heavily overvalued tech stocks, the underlying technologies of which which you and even their fucking CEOs barely understand how to apply or monetise?

>>49334088
checked and kekked, fucking lol

>>49333990
Heh. I appreciate the thought. Thanks, fren.

>>49333555
While everyone was worried about fractalchads and algonerds, the bobbybros have grown too powerful to be ignored

>>49333342
CHRIST IS KING.

>>49333992
Gonna be a literal bloodbath. Fitch dropped Evergrande today. Let the dominoes fall ...

>>49333555

>>49333342

>>49333992
Black Friday is gonna take on a whole new meaning

>>49334088
checked and kekked

>>49334034
Midnight.

>>49334399
checked. Oh man I can't wait to see the overnight posts and market opening
How bad will SMG seethe i wonder

>>49333555
the digits lately have been divine, witnessed

>>49333555
Does... this mean I can fulfill my dream of finally try the world's best buttery lobster roll?

>>49333992
>>49334034
>>49334399

I cannot fucking wait to see the direct and secondary effects of tens/hundreds of billions of dollars worth of collateral evaporating in a single 24 hour period on this hyperleveraged market

>>49334277
Checked and evergrande getting dropped is the singular only fucking thing in the entire world making me think the EO might actually go into effect and all of this shit can FINALLY FUCKING START AFTER TWO FULL YEARS OF BEING SCHIZOPHRENICALLY EDGED

>>49334088
checked and kek'd

>>49334446
Last two times this EO was supposed to happen GME mooned. I expect nothing different this time

>>49334505
First time in fucking FOREVER that the shit didn't take a dump after earnings either. Something is different, that something is a big lump of doodoo in my fuckin' britches tomorrow morning.

>>49334438
kek i remember you
lobster season just ended so nows your last chance to slurp up some lobbies on the cheap

>>49334505
not just the EO; Chinese junk bonds are finally starting to get rated as what they should've been back in October; trash

>>49334505
what does it mean EO, amigo?

>>49334530
Good thing we aren't swingie, but feel bad to be a slurpchad...

7:41 minutes to midnight. Then we squeeze.

>>49334533
checked ol' sport

Slurping time it is. Maybe I'll have enough money to buy my way into the secret lobster reserves during the off-season

the EO has 59 companies listed on it. where are the "tens if not hundreds of billions of dollars"? any evidence or is this gonna be another Evergrande nothing burger?

Well I'm going to let myself get hyped over this China EO so I'm going to be extra cranky if I wake up tomorrow morning and everything isn't on fire.

>>49334530
Plus the insane short fee's now. Somethings going on I can feel it. Things are too calm right now.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>49334485
The nail in the coffin for me was Fitch dropping Evergrande. It's happening and nothing can stop it.

>>49334577
Executive order
Biden about to fuck hedgies

>>49334650
Gracias

>>49334609
you dont think 59 of the top chinese companies have hundreds of billions in market cap?

>>49334609
I was referring to the EO coupled with Chinese junk bonds finally getting de-rated as well

I love D.Lauer unironically

>>49334577
Trump Executive Order that forbids US investment in Chinese military.

>>49334713
(((W4KzFzo9)))

>>49334610
based, lets see this fire rise

>>49334650
>>49334577
Specifically, there’s 59 companies connected to the Chinese military that Americans are banned from holding stock in after about three hours from now
>but Brandon will just postpone it again
He could, but then he’s seen as supporting China against what’s probably their inevitable invasion of Taiwan, which is absolutely critical for the global semiconductor supply

>>49334277
>Fitch dropped Evergrande today.
That's actually what I'm curious about, if they're dropped does that mean Fitch no longer recognizes it as collateral similar to if they listed it as in default? Or are they stating they're just dropping any chance of lending to them again?

>>49334577
>what does it mean EO
Everything OK

>>49334783
The wording contained default.

I dont think it was pure default, though. An article was posted a few threads back, DYOR.

>>49334277
Nothing can stop what is coming.

anons did I match with a dude no cap

>>49334773
>>49334783
What's the chances these idiots have actually got rid of all the shit collateral, I'm thinking zero

>>49334878
thas a nigga if i ever seen one

>>49334878
fr fr fren?
Kinda cute ngl. I'd say go for it

>>49334866
Pretty sure it's what they already had them at "restricted default" (a made up rating invented so they could avoid saying default). I expect bullshit for now but they will eventually have to admit the stench coming from China is a problem with their retarded lending regime.

>>49334881
Zero. I’d bet money on them actually increasing their exposure after the EO got postponed twice

>>49334881
Pretty low, no one wants to buy it. Even the Chinese.

>>49334949
look at those gets

>>49334878
whatta woman

>>49334878
Worst case you get a handie from a twink, best case you can wife up a cute tomboy, it's a win win.

>>49334721
>NOOOO ITS BIDENS NOOOOOOO

>>49334878
Show us a few more. I haven’t matched with anyone in over a year

>>49334949
Just checked, its "withdrawn" now.

>>49334949
there are half a dozen different default-tier ratings, but only a rating of no-shit default nullifies a bond as collateral

Don't forget that if you voted FOR on everything for today's board election results, you just cast the most important vote that humanity might have ever seen. For the first time in any of our lives, the democratic process put us in a position of power. You all voted to defeat the antichrist today. Be proud of it.

>>49335058
https://www.moodys.com/uploadpage/Mco%20Documents/SP13418_Policy%20for%20Withdrawal%20of%20Credit%20Ratings.pdf
It's Moody's definition of what it means. Going to start reading through it to hopefully get an idea what they mean.

>>49334878
if thats not a man thats one of the most masculine looking females ive seen in a long time. i will raise my sons near the watering hole where she grew up, thats for sure

>>49335053
I sign up once a week every year, best way to do it desu. The app pushes your profile the first couple of hours after you sign up after that it’s diminishing returns

>>49335072
That's my point, I don't know if withdrawn includes treating the bonds as defaulted.

>>49335080
Power to the Players fren.

>>49334783
It means it's no longer recognized by Fitch as being a ratable asset which means it cannot be posted as collateral. Functionally the same thing as a default, in fact worse as it basically has no value anymore and can't just be sold to whoever would normally buy it specifically because of these circumstances.

>>49335080
We are AAALLLLL gonna make it

>>49335080
How do we know the AC isn't one of us in this whole orchestrated event?

very hard to tell anons my gut says female mainly cause her name is not a name a mtf would give themselves, very old fashioned name

If something doesn't happen tomorrow, I'm going to have to sell out of my XXX to pay rent. I'm going to have to anyway, but it's the difference between X and XX selling. And this is to pay last month's rent. God forbid it dumps. This isn't to invite pity or FUD, but just to say that the longer this drags on, the more XX and XXX holders will have to dump just to survive. Eventually you reach a critical mass where it makes sense for shorts to close. This was probably their plan all along. If there are any whales or insiders listening in, well...

Also, fuck Boomers. This is all their fault. I hope another black swan comes along to fuck with them. Maybe they'll actually get some comeuppance this time.

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

>>49335080
We're all gonna be kangs.

>>49335128
yea prob just a farmgirl raised around a bunch of dudes or something in that vein

>>49335106
I'm glad to hear that, guess we look at what Moody's and S&P do now in relation to Evergrande.

>>49335128
Tomboy verging on tractorcore lesbian, good find.

>>49335133
>He lived beyond his means
Every time.

>>49335128
yeehaw it is

>>49335128
>>49335087
Oh yeah, that's a woman. Weapons free, you are clear to engage. Happy hunting and godspeed.

>>49335053
ah to be young again :^)

>>49334783
The former.

>>49334878
Shoulders are a bit wide.

>>49335080
Meh, just give me my money.

this one threw me the hardest

>>49335268
thats for sure a man

This whole 6/9 larp is just that -- a larp. It's going to happen tomorrow.

>>49335134
That's a lot of headshots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STaa5UHZyqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_dB0pl3MRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWx2WYZhtF8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8mKgytNhFA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhphaAZb9fY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAy31iNED04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVen45xRqOs

>>49335212
It seems to be the case. God knows what they thought would change between the start and now that'd make the Chinese suddenly have the cash. Or perhaps they were told to hold off until finishing public projects or else China would be a bitch.

>>49333342
we really are gonna make it bros

>>49335170
Nope, I can't find a job. I've been unemployed and my boomer mother who I live with because my narcissistic father fucked us both over in different ways is still trying to follow her dreams and we live in a high-cost-of-living area where our governor worked his ass off to make getting unemployment during COVID as difficult as possible, but also we can't move because my credit is fucked from having to use my cards to survive. My biggest indulgences are my computer (which I need for my freelance gigs) and meat when I go grocery shopping (because I'm a man). I paid off my car years ago, I had a tiny student loan (because my school raised room and board above the stipulations of what should have been a full ride scholarship) and paid it off years ago, too. I live a quiet life without much in the way of exceptional luxury and I got fucked over. This is my only ticket out and I've hung on with help but this looks like the end.

>>49335268
We need one of those autists to come and see how tall this thing is based off of phone measurements.

>>49335295
idk anon. 6/9 is kinda funny. This is clown world we're talking about.

>>49335268
That’s obviously a man, besides looking like a man, no cleavage and a real woman would never dress like that, you will never pass.

Do you think a real woman would take a selfie with her top skirt button broken? Slob.

>>49333336
>timestamp

>>49335268
thats a man lol

>>49334034
>You know what's funny is going to be when all these people lose their retirements, savings,
Ah so they will be demoted to the millennial class.

>>49333336
I mean >>>>49333342

>>49333342
the future is now

>>49335331
retard join the military for 4 years (pick an IT or desk job if you're scared or fat or whatever)
do 4, get GI bill, VA benefits and get the fuck out. I get 5k a month to go to school (on top of school being free) because I did 4 years. I turned my life around and convinced a few of my friends to do the same

>>49335362
tell me you see it

>>49335351
>and i came in 2nd in that math competition

>>49335406
more like a dead cat slinky

>>49335404
Can't, too gay and have lingering injuries. I will wash out.

CAPTCHA: HOT4X

>>49335383
I love this OC so much.

>>49335406
My fren, Its full of stars

>>49334878

I think that's actually a chick because no tranny bro would have hair that short. She's not trying to hide her masculine features.

>>49334298
I hate weekends
I hate weekends
I hate weekends

>>49335474
agreed anon, I might just message her and see if she wants to mud wrassle

AMC is giving me nigger fatigue and Im so happy we're almost at the end so I never have to hear or read the word silverback again.

>>49335313
I see it posted in rage threads all the time, but I think it belongs more in humor threads. It cracks me up. Great music too. I've never played Resident Evil so it's all new to me. I should have guessed it would have good soundtracks.

>>49335490

>>49335128
>>49335268
That's a female (female) with high test.
Do it brah

>>49335268
It's a man. Every pic so far has had one leg thrown out from the other. It's trying not to print his penis on the tight skirt. Sorry bro.

>>49335488
Checked. Twist: She's gonna hog tie you then peg you.

>>49335406

>>49335541
Based and sounds like a great date pilled

>>49335194
Missed it :(

>>49335569
Uh oh looks like SPY is almost out of PUMP!

fucking lol, blu dunking on reddit retards

>>49335705

>>49335715
they're simply on different planes, like an ant is to a human.

>>49335715

Yhy is dlauer being based on twitter? Whats the angle?

>>49335617
I have it, but I kinda think it’s anon seeing is he’s passable.

>>49335748
It means he has determined the direction where the winds are blowing.

>>49334076
Your insights put me at ease, radio drama anon. These past two nothing burgers really got to me and I'm usually immune to this shit.

>>49335801
kek nope. I am 50/50 and wanted to see if my frens were as confused as me, comments were also 50/50 so I feel vindicated in my confusion

>>49335715
what a chad

>>49335748
redditors already think (((dave))) is already on their side. he proceeds to keep posting "based" shit on twitter/reddit, they lap it up. this pops off, suddenly lauer has thousands of rich people who think hes sick and would probably help him out/buy whatever hes selling. just look at the shit ss did last week, threw50k at some gofundme

>>49335801
Post it. I hate trannies.

>>49335715
blu sounds like an ass

>>49335116
thats a BIG ASS FONT

>>49335833
Well I want to be honest, I feel guilt for saying the rude stuff before and understand that trans people are still humans and are on their own journey through this fucked up world, I couldn’t imagine being in their minds everyday, it must be torture.
I wouldn’t repost the image because I still IRL would respect him/her as a human and for real she didn’t look that bad at all, I would probably go to dinner with her. That’s the honest truth no trolling or larping, everybody deserves to find a solid relationship.

>>49335748
He's been fighting market corruption for years, and is probably still honeymooning with the wave of popular support. Soon, he'll realize the autism.

>>49335715
based

theory made up completely in my mind with the help of the cerebelloids:

somewhere between jan.01 and mar.31 kenny came dangerously close to losing it all and needed an infusion of collateral. Not sure if the hard crypto dips began around that time or if they were more recent, or if he simply pumped some of his own personal cash reserves into the portfolio. It seems to be approaching that danger zone again though.

>>49335967
Based and humanity pilled. Jannies deleted the photos btw not me. Just curious why you saved the photos anyways desu kek

GME was merely pretending to dump.

>>49336034
I expect him to get fucked starting tomorrow.

>>49336046
>Just curious why you saved the photos anyways desu kek

>>49336046
For burn purposes later.

>>49336034
Now THIS is absolute fucking bullshit. Where did shitadel get 8Bn worth of pump???

>>49333946
holy shit I have to pay more attention to ID's. I thought the dude copied the message but changed the date to mock plebbit. Didn't notice he was also the one posting the hieroglyphics further down the thread too

>>49336034
We're about to see how far Kenny will go to get one more day

>>49335839
that gofund me is over 105k now holy shit

>>49335925
>post trannies because I hate trannies
NGMI

What are the futures?

>>49336046
I deleted it, out of respect. Fyi

>>49336098
by burn purposes do you mean fap purposes

>>49336132
exactly, theyre retarded
>>49333946
ngl when he posted this is i thought he was quoting the post and making fun of it and then i saw all the addresses and didnt know what to think. anon if you are out there drop it b4 you get suicided via two bullets to the back of your head

>>49336136
for kennoid? none.

>>49335715
didnt he die?

>>49336112
my guess is either crypto fuckery or his own actual literal money out of his unironically literal own pockets. Beats me.

for shits and giggles, today's market action
<--

>>49333342
basado

>>49336034
>>49336156
everytime i think im crazy for even falling into this shit, your charts give me hope that we're right. thank you.

sirs when is benchod going to tweet?

Is there a recording of the investor meeting I can listen to?

>>49336273
when the storm is upon us

So did ryan cohen actually say "more votes than shares" in the meeting today? I joined right after. Why isn't a bigger deal being made of it?

and just for the sake of consistency...

>>49336365
I’m trying to find a recording because I’m pretty sure that’s what they said

>>49336365
no

>>49336304
Nah, the rules said no recording and no live streaming.

>>49336405
time for a cult to form around chhe i see

>>49336133
>not bullying trannies
NGMI

when gme moons are you guys going to restore the world to the way it was before the free masons took over?

>>49333332
1 off rip

I need moass so badly bros. I feel like I’ll never get to where I need to be without it. Constantly worrying about the government stepping in or some other fuck shit happening preventing it.

>>49336405
So wait, you're telling me we AREN'T going to have one final dump to $90?

>>49336510
dream of the future in a positive manner, don't think of bad timelines, no point

>>49336034
I hate Jews.

>>49336112
Talmud magic.

>>49336489
I see you've given the hydrocephalic africans a break. I like your font use. Great job anon, saved to put in my fridge.

>>49336136

>>49336526
no more dumps, time to price out people. swingies get one last swing
THE ROPE

>>49336528

>>49336510
As long as you've done everything in your power to position yourself for the MOASS, there's nothing else you can do.
Biden could cancel it, china could shut down the power grid or Russia could nuke NY.
All those things are out of your hands, there is literally no point in stressing.

Have a beer, listen to come music and relax bud.

>>49336365
No 'more than a majoriry required to vote' same as last year

kek neggies

our closest matching buddy today was a stock called gflu
>gflu
>g-virus
>flu
>covid
>ancient mesopotamia

>>49336656

One hour until the chink collateral gets obliterated. How are futures looking?

>>49336718
crab

>>49336718
This is so exciting!

>>49333342
Oh fuck it's happening.

So when moon now?

>>49336773

>>49336754
Why did I expect anything else?

>>49336617
kek

I've been sort of out of it the past few days, Someone spoonfeed me about the evagrande and fitch. Whos fitch? whats happening to evegrande? and how does it related to the EO?

I understand the EO, just not so much how everything else ties into it

>>49336781
Fuckin better

>>49333342
Ive thought the yil guy was a time traveler for a while now.
These digits prove I am right

A-Are we really going to W-WAGMI, GMESisters?

>>49336595
based fridge image storer

>>49336783
eternal crab.

>>49336405
This is nuts, I can't believe it but are we actually beginning the moon tomorrow as is? Margin call somehow without the split dividend, but because of this EO and subsequent futures/market crash?

That means the 741 split will be the final nail in the coffin and the marketplace, etc launching will be exactly when they're entirely ready. Oof hedges r fukt

WAGMI

>>49336718
at first I thought the cat was the outline of a black dress. someone should shoop that

>>49336405
CHHE chads rise up

>>49336489
I intend to create Great things. I make no promises to their ends.
Should time and evolution choose my great works to perservere, then so be it.
If not, then I and my descendants have failed, as have so many more before us.
At least I can say I have tried.
There is no shame in trial and error. Only evidence.

POOOOOOOOOOOOL'S
CLOOOOOOOOOOOSED
KPRVD

>>49336811
Fitch is a ratings agency, like Moody’s. For a while, I don’t remember the exact term but they rated Evergrande as basically “defaulted but by the powers of the Talmud it’s not technically default.” Today they said Evergrande isn’t giving them enough information so they’re dropping the rating entirely. Presumably this means their bonds are unusable for collateral, and combined with the EO it’s a recipe for Marge to come a callin’

What do you think is going to happen once the public realizes that GME is going to go up forever, infinitely, at ANY price point?

>>49336986
>What do you think is going to happen once the public realizes that GME is going to go up forever, infinitely, at ANY price point?
Talking heads will become rolling heads.

>they didn't buy GME
YYYYT

>>49336986
>What do you think is going to happen once the public realizes that GME is going to go up forever, infinitely, at ANY price point?

>>49336956
Thanks!

>>49333848
That's fine, I'm not making excuses. I'm just declaring an action, like taking a turn in XCOM.
>>49333963
>9333963
That's a lot of triadics, senpai. Recognize the world around you, and all other cares will melt away.
Love your family for what they have taught you, not their actions.
Even your uncles.
Even the best ones.
>>49333807
I'm seeing enough of these "life on hold" posts to become suspicious.
That said, I have to agree that denying your biological needs in favor of trying to affect the market is not good for you.
>Breathe
>Drink
>Eat
>Move
>Grow
This stock is now the dark matter that fuels your growth.
Go forth, HODLr, and tame this earth.

>>49337007
>Talking heads will become rolling heads.
They will be crying so hard on tv they'll be asking for our heads

I'm not eating a single morsel of food until GME is 10 million USDollars.

>>49337220

>>49337220
>MOASS is within 14 days
Absolute mad lad

>>49336986
A lot of fomo. Remember dave portnoy? He paper handed and lost like 200k. People who aren't conditioned retards like ourselves will probably lose a lot of money with the violent price swings, then blame us for some reason. Oh well I only want my frens (you reading this) to make it.

I'm a paid Citadel shill. AMA

>>49337353
Tickle my tain

>>49337359
No

>>49337353

>>49337353
do they give you free lunches?

After moass I intend to short AMC. I hate AMC holders so much for shitting up every Twitter thread about GME.

>>49337353
Is it worth the money to sell your soul?

>>49337353
Are you paid in crypto? It's about the only thing that would explain the levels of sheer seethe and impotent rage from some of your compatriots.

>>49337353
is it ogre?

>>49337353
anything we're not aware of that we should be?

Gern/chne faggots will get the rope

no one tell him

>>49337447

>>49337455

You're first in line tranny. The charts and everything about the companies couldn't be more different. How many times did GME diverged from GERN?
You're creating false hope and ultimately fud. Neck

Will anything occur at 12? When that thing goes through or just at 6pre?

>>49336147
imma delete you out of respect, hold still
*winds up punch*

>>49337353
How many gay orgies does Ken have a day?

>>49337447
looks like you have a new image posting friend >>49337472, fren

>>49337496
I deserve this.

>>49337353
whos this in picrel

10 minutes until Armageddon.

>>49337455
>>49337507

>>49337472
>SeC id
WHO SENT YOU?!

>>49337547
Is that when the china thing happens?

>>49337547
will this also turn into a giant nothingburger? why do I feel this will turn into a giant nothingburger?

>>49337572
Because everything else has kek

>>49337547
I am ready.

>>49335351
Based and hilarious
>>49335365
Jesus fuck that's still unsettling.
Poor ken, his eyes communicate supernatural levels of fear, even in edits.
>>49335715
Uncomfortably based. Sometimes you can't dumb it down hard enough.
>>49336156
Based and basis. Your illustrations have given me a foundation upon which to build my thoughts about how insane this market has been.
No matter how long you go without praise, let me tell you this now, ChartAnon.
Your work is more valuable than any one post could ever contain.
Thank you for your service.
You will be remembered.
>>49337447
>>49337472
>/biz/ - We tried to tell you
>/biz/ - You were warned
>/biz/ - You couldn't have prevented this
>/biz/ - We tried to save you
>/biz/ - The ride never ends
>/biz/ - Buckle up
>/biz/ - Verification not required.

>>49337572
If it does I'm actually going to scream and punch the air out of frustration. I will be beyond rage if this shit gets cucked again, for the again again again againth time. Just fucking do it already.

>>49337353
post proof

>>49337605
Have no expectations and you will never be disappointed

>>49337547

Who else is a sub 20 share baglet here?
>have 7 GME in my IRA
>5 in my individual account
>3 in my CS account

>>49337605
it's funny, I only just heard of this EO thing a few hours ago and anons were/are already putting so much hype behind it

Even if I have to wait another few months thats fine, just met this girl that thinks im just a total hunk or something. I think my bigger WAGMI came early fellas.

>>49337641
I just passed the 20 share mark yesterday, you can do it too anon

>>49337641

>>49337641
How does 1500000000 sound?

>>49337624
Nah, fuck that. I bought my first share 566 days ago. I have already rolled trips in this shit IRL, I will not be here to roll quads. Fucking send it.

>>49337666
Devilish

4:00 am it is

>>49337659
I know everyone is saying it won't dump again but I had a feeling it would dip down into $50 range (or maybe below that) before blasting off. There will be one more concerted effort to short it hard to convince paperhanders. If we dip into sub $60 territory, I'm probably gonna snatch up 10 or so shares.

>>49337554
>t. StanKing CLG SEC

>>49335834
Good news: Pajeets found out about arbitrage and won’t have to work in shill centers soon

>>49337666
checked and so it shall be

>past midnight
Did we wagmi?

>>49337558
yep

>>49337558
Any anon who says "nothingburger" will be ignored because "nothingburger" is the most shill thing to utter.

>>49337726
Yes, GameStop Ticker: GME is now at 2.7 quatrillion billion dollars

>>49337757

>>49337766
checked and correctpilled

>>49337666
bruh, I'd be fine with 1 million per share. Those ridiculous phone number prices I fear would just kill the economy and it also feels like that'd be too good to be true.

I do kinda wish we would reach meme numbers though so I can distribute 10 million dollars each to all my friends and family and have enough to build my own Dwarven style bar and grill on the side of a mountain.

>>49337766
Checked and I'm ready to wagso tomorrow

Oh dear Taiwan.
https://www.cnbc.com/asia-markets/

Baker's dead.

>>49337666
sounds like a plan satan

>>49337780
>bruh, I'd be fine with 1 million per share
Of course, I forgot about the stock split.

>this tweet
>no rainbow profile picture
Yeah I'm thinking Jesus is King.

>where is the baker? is he safe? is he alright?

>>49337801
Its green? what mean

>>49337930

>>49337846
kek bakies

bakie sama?

This is it anon. No more hand holding. Baker's dead and won't be here for MOASS. Hope you're prepared.

>>49338038
WAIT STOP WHAT PRICE DO I SELL AT?

>>49338042
>>49338042
>>49338042
Breaded.

>>49338038

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpiVPJkGZ5k&t=222s

GME hodlers after the squeez kek

>>49338402
smol money

>>49336909
arete

>>49336405
Thankyou chart anon. You are a true hero.