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What stocks are fit to burst tomorrow?

>long oil
ngmi

Wait so day trading is taxed at 35%? How the fuck an i supposed to beat daily inflation?

He's finally lost it

>>49329995
Based on that photo, my company, COCK.

>>49330007
Note that >futures get a special rate that mixes short and long term

Also don't forget your state probably taxes short term gains as income, so that's another few % extra :^)

>>49330007
how much is tip?

>>49329995
SOXS

>>49326999
CHEKT TIG 'OL BIDDIES

Patience

>>49330007
>he doesnt know how to out jew the jew

SIGA will go to $100 a share. You will cope and seethe as all your stocks crash while we moon. That's a $10billion marketcap, that's nothing for what they provide and what's coming.
You're about to see the power of fags spreading a bioweapon. You'll fomo at $20 because you can't handle someone telling you something other than buying SOXL.

Fuck you.

That's weird how you can't just run with the same dishonest bullshit for two decades straight without the public catching on. I hope there's another, less retarded intelligence community providing a backstop for the shitty, bloated, incompetent, failing one that is full of retarded faggots and sadists.

>>49330029
Pro-tip, if you lose all your money in the market for the year, you can claim the $3000 deductible!!
That’s a FREE $3000 and it only cost me $3000 of lost money in the stock market to get!! Check that out huh, and it gets even better, IT CARRIES

There are two other anons and I holding SOXL at $30. Our moment of truth might be coming soon.

VOTE
https://strawpoll.com/polls/40ZmdrbBKga
https://strawpoll.com/polls/40ZmdrbBKga
https://strawpoll.com/polls/40ZmdrbBKga

>>49330058
They know you little diamond handed michael burry juniors will think this way and therefore you will straight up lose it all

PLTbRos..
is it over, or just beginning?

>>49330072
It looks like it wants to break out but there's tons of selling pressure in the $13-14 range. Hopefully it'll break through tomorrow.

>>49330140
BULLISH

It's awesome how you can just run with the same simple buy & hold process for two decades straight while the public has easy gains. I hope the doomers start acting less retarded faggots and sadists.

>>49330125
...i lied on that poll to confuse people

>>49330145
>Photo is real

>>49330141
Happened like 5-6 times now. I am impervious, I will hold until 0, fuck the fed markets go to zero on a long enough timeline.

>>49330072
I sure hope my CMRX holding stay comfy

>>49330003
We already made it.

>>49329963
WHEN IS THE RALLY GOING TO END /BIZ/

I SOLD TOO EARLY

>>49330182
>markets go to zero on a long enough timeline
Based long term investor

Amazon pumping so much stock price is making me anxious. The dump is going to be fucking biblical when the split ends and keep on crashing down below 2000, won't it?

>>49330192
When vix goes to around 20, or God willing 18

>>49330145
Unprecedented levels of glowniggery in this photo.

>>49330152
It has a 52% short ratio or something. Absolutely insane.

Apparently the Canadian government is having a mental breakdown about it spreading haha. They can't compute gay's spreading the disease. Read this, fucken incompetent fucks.
I'm telling you, this is a golden ticket.
Look at this level of retardation and the exponential spread and tell me its going to be fine. This shit is going to infect local wildlife too.

>>49330172
Not a doomer just not buying till 3600 is all. A two hour bear market was absolutely not all there is

>>49330192
he sodl?

lol what if i bought NEGG

>>49330007
Have you ever done taxes before? The gains and losses of all day trades are added together, and tax is calculated based on that total.

>>49330145
lmao is putin the last person who hasnt done a photoshoot with this guy yet?

>>49330125
Lower highs and lower lows

>>49330125
oh?...you think his bobo days are done do you?

>>49330141
Diamond handing puts is the only way. They're so shameless I know they'll pump this fucking scam as high as it takes until every bobo has capitulated

>sold a call expiring tomorrow at a loss yesterday
>today pumps hugely
fuck niggers...

Surely if wheat gets too expensive people will just eat other things?

>>49330174
did you make the one bull vote

>He sold? Pump eet.

>%1.5 down on my oil portfolio
>soxl fags are getting cocky and dunking on me

awful day

>>49330276
>why don't the burgerlards just not eat burgers?
anon....

>>49330271
I wasn’t the one that voted yes, I have no fucking idea who did that

>>49330248
I definitely have a hypnosis fetish.

>>49330172
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
What a butthurt fucking faggot. Kys pig. Become a black star.

>>49330313

>>49330276
S-ybeans, cattle, hogs, chicken, corn (thanks, Biden, for your biofuel fuckery), all are up as well. TINA

>>49330302
my vale is saving my oil

Just bought some PK $17.5 puts for July 15 exp right before close. I saw huge bearish flow so I bought a couple, nothing heavy kinda light. Was busy all day so I couldn't really trade

Have a great night everyone!

Yeah tell em Greg! Tell these bears how wrong they are once again!

Black is appropriate, by the way. The color of evil. The color of hiding. The color of shame.
See also: black site (though ironically the people who die there receive real stars rather than burn in hell with all the tyrants).

>>49330303
>move to potato buns

>>49329963
BOBOS ETERNALLY ASS RAPED

My 6 Dow Jones contracts doin' lil sum sum. Why don't you anons trade futures? Literally free money

>>49330383
Is Greg a racist against bug “people”?

>>49330192
Thank you for your sacrifice

>>49330413
were all a little racist dude

>>49330293
no...didn ..t .

>>49330409
how the fuck do they work?
Is it just like options?

You're a black eye on the nation, i.e. our greatest embarrassment. All kinds of valid, obviously allusions there, really. I'm glad you retain the symbolism.

>>49330383
>never heard about that Greg guy before
>go and decide to watch one of his videos
>wow this guy acts like an absolute retard, it's like listening to a 14yo kid
>no wonder why /biz/ love him

>>49330571
This

>>49330538
Essentially but you dont pick strike

>>49330571
>wow this guy acts like an absolute retard, it's like listening to a 14yo kid
explain

>>49330341
>What a butthurt fucking faggot
i'll be ok :)

*ahem*
Fuck commodities and fuck anime

>>49330409
Most here will max out leverage and get wiped on a 20 point drawdown

I gained 2 dollars today. It was a good day.

Hm you destroyed the "black" community though. That one isn't such a good fit because it's possible for a so called "black person" to be a real life human with an actual soul. Really kind of unfair to them, being associated with your color.

>>49330538
The main similarity to options is futures expire quarterly so if you plan on holding longer than that you'll need to roll which means selling your current contracts and rebuying them for the next expiration date. Other than that index futures are similar to trading index ETFs just with some added advantages. Advantages like 23 hour a day trading through the week, much better tax situation, ease of shorting (you can short just as easily as you can go long), massive liquidity, and as much leverage as you can stand. Overnight leverage for index futures can be had around 25x and day trading leverage gets as high as vertigo inducing 250x. If you're a talented trader you will make money in futures faster than anywhere else. If you suck, well, that could be a problem
I use this broker: https://www.ampfutures.com/
no complaints
>>49330653
>yes.jpg

>>49330633
So how does it work?

Getting ready for friday,mumu?

>>49330652
>fuck commodities
this ain't it chief

>>49329980
Uh, oil brothers?

>>49330538
Basically its buying an ATM call option and selling an ATM put option (if you are long, opposite for shorts)

There is no point in messing with them unless you just want to play the indices with interest free leverage (I prefer naked puts for that)

>>49330638
Yeah we know, bootlicker. We know that members of the priestly caste are insulated from actual hardship.

>>49330676
How does the leverage work? Is it like crypto leverage where you pick the leverage and you get a knockout liquidation price?

>fed finally going to be raising rates
>just keep investing weekly and wait for the bounce a few years from now when this is all over

How the fuck is the entire market green when there is clearly a macro meltdown happening? They do realize that its going to seriously fuck up the economy later this month.

bullish or bearish?

>>49330844
when everything is fucked the american stocks are still the least fucked
or other companies like tsm

>>49330817
It really is just that easy isn't it.

>>49330844
No macro meltdown, numbers are great, Biden is great, consumer spending is just in a little gully, Netflix was a bad company anyway, sales force is going to be the first company to mine an asteroid. Home prices will go up, redditors aren’t going to eat each other, no pain only gains anon.

>>49330856
>nobody wants to work
>record unemployment!

>>49330844
Why does it seem like most of /smg/, despite it being talked about daily, still not know what bear market rallies are?

>>49330872
I didn't start until i was 30
I just hope maxing out my roth and 401k and another $25k yearly is enough

>>49330856
crabby

>>49330888
Haha people stopped looking for jobs so that means they're not unemployed anymore!

>>49330856
bearish
>lowest enemplyment in years
>cpi gonna come in hotter than expected next friday while lots of people think inflation peaked (look at energy + food in may)

fed has ammo to be even more hawkish

ASMB stock ladies!

>>49330755
Leverage in futures use the SPAN margining system. This takes into account the riskiness of your portfolio. Generally you can get 20:1 leverage, as long as you are properly diversified.

And since you don't actually "buy" futures (they are just a future promise to exchange cash for a commodity), there is no interest charged on the leverage.

>>49330755
It's actually a lot more straightforward than most crypto perpetual contracts. Using the micro Nasdaq as an example in pic related. In order to buy 1 contract to day trade you have to have $100 in your account. If you want to hold that contract overnight[1] you need $1550 in your account. A micro Nasdaq contract has a notional value at this moment of $25,792 so if you only had $100 in your account you could theoretically open a position of 1 contract giving you 257x leverage. Of course you'd get liquidated instantly on the first down tic so you probably don't want to max out your leverage in this way. If you want to hold over night you need the $1550 overnight margin giving you a theoretical max leverage of around 16x. And that's basically it. As long as you have that day trade margin or overnight margin in your account you can hold as many contracts as your margin allows. If your contracts start losing money then the losses (50 cents a tic in the case of micro Nasdaq) go against your margin and if you dip under the day trading margin during the day you get liquidated

[1] Overnight in this case means either the 1 hour between 5pm and 6pm eastern time during weekdays or over the weekend between 5pm Friday evening and 6pm Sunday evening

Someone talk me out of buying YPF

>>49330888
Duhhhh McDonald’s should just pay $100 an hour desu. Make the whites pay for it

>>49330933
mutual funds always win

>>49330921
>inflation has been 8% for weeks
>still only at 1% interest rate
They've had the ammo, they're seemingly not going to do shit.

As anon >>49330930 is alluding to there is SPAN and if you start getting into spreads it becomes very important, I just wanted to mention the very basics in my post here >>49330932

The fed LITERALLY lied when they said inflation was transitory. The fed literally LIED when they said they would do no more private bailouts. This shit is fucking ridiculous, poopy smelly.

>>49330681
omg I’m gonna lose it, niqqa

>>49330924
Please post a screenshot of your portfolio.
I’m unwilling to believe anybody actually has a portfolio loaded with several grand of ASMB shares.

>>49330950
>mutual funds always lose
FTFY

>>49330973
>((they)) lied again
color me shocked

>>49330856
>don't count people that don't work
>wow, look how few people aren't working
I have to get out of this country

>>49330888
They are terrified to tell the goy there is an actual labor shortage and you can be as cocky and demanding as you want at work.

>>49330889
Hope springs eternal from the human breast

>>49330973
They also lied when they said no rate increase before at least late 2023
They also lied when they said they won't stop QE.
So what? Anyone who's awake expected it.

>>49330294
am I seeing this right that the average diamond hands retard is just now selling at a loss?

>>49330995
heh, boobs

>>49330973
you're a fucking retard that has no idea what the word transitory means

>>49330993
The shortage is only in mcjobs though.

>>49331018
Shut up, dork

>>49331004
>anyone who’s awake expected it
This is not hemming and hawing then backtracking when you make the decision, the Fed has actually broken the fucking federal law TWICE in the past three years, subverted congresses authority... they’ve done nothing.... meanwhile people are still being thrown in jail for being poor...

>>49330979
>>49330950
>mutual funds run by women always lose
FTFY

>>49331019
It is. And it's even worse in shit shit jobs. All our bars downtown are full staffed and have plenty of bartenders. Our dive bars and shit close constantly because they can't get staff.

>>49331042
Name one mutual fund that even so much as equals s&p after fees.

>>49331018
Uhhhhh they literally said because inflation was transitory they would not be stopping QE. Suddenly because of inflation, QT needs to happen and rates need to rise.... but it’s still transitory? Lies

>>49331050
its because your dive bars don't have exposed brick walls and arent close to the dynamic hustle and bustle

>retail: "wow I think I found a good deal on something, this stock looks undervalued, maybe I should invest in it."
>jews: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHORT THE FUCK OUT OF IT DUMP THE MARKET HOLY FUCKEN SHIT MOTHER OF GOD"

That's what goes on in my head when I look at all the insane short squeezes that have occurred in the past two years. I've never seen it happen before in my decade of investing. Its like...just because people start to buy they HAVE to short. Usually they get away with it, but sometimes it just fucken blows up.
Wish they didn't get fucken bailed out every time.

I mean for fucks sake, I buy SIGA, and 52% of its shares are fucken shorted. Why? Who the fuck would be stupid/stubborn enough to do that? Its the only explanation I have.

god I hope we have a few more green days here left in this rally. I'm so close to breaking even

>>49331090
I'm 3% down on SOXLel.
Please Gods of the Market, pump a few more days.

Crash begins tomorrow or we go to 430

>>49331078
Realistically, why would siga not be a good short except in the current climate?
Smallpox is not a real problem, niggerpox even less so.
Everyone and their mum has a billion shots in storage anyway so there's no surge demand as there would be for something new.
They don't seem to be much of anything else (?).

>>49331061
SSO

>>49331090
>>49331110
>49331110

i capitulated and sold all my soxl with a 56 average two days ago. Very good chance that soxl hits 60 by next week. You guys are welcome

>>49330890
Start buying VOO and a total market index ETF. Hold those forever. Then look into a high dividend low volatility ETF and a covered calls ETF to generate passive cash.

After that buy whatever the fuck you want.

>>49331133
Not a mutual fund.

What do we expect with exec order 14032 coming down the pipeline? Red day tomorrow? Or big green

If the fed lied about inflation being fucking transitory, they are absolutely lying about inflation peaking.

>>49331156
You're mom's a mutual fund.

Sometimes I wish I could be younger, but then I remember when I was younger life was worse and I had no money. Money and stock market investment with /smg/ really does buy happiness, or at least alleviates suffering to some degree.

>>49331137
>Very good chance that soxl hits 60 by next week
That'd be wild :D
But thank you for your service anon.

>>49331125
Yes, ahaha, but the problem with what you posted is that everything you posted is absolutely incorrect.

1.) muh niggerpox is a problem
2.) Only the US has shots, those shots are 75% effective at best and only help reduce symptoms by a week at most, where as the antivirals pretty much take care of the problem
3.)It fucks up children, if it gets into classrooms then GG
4.) Watch and learn nigger

>>49331193
>retard literally can't read
Oof, sigasisters, not like this

>>49331163
I'm not familiar with that. Are hedge fund managers and glowies going to tell us what it says, or will this particular edict also be announced to the little people?

>>49331061
VTSAX with a 0.04% expense ratio.

>>49331077
I mean I definitely tip differently at each so I get it. A good bartender is an artist. Maybe I'm just an alcoholic

>>49330974
?

>>49331185
sometimes i wish i had worked more than 2 months a year when i was younger and bought a lot more stocks. But then I remember how much i enjoy spending all my free time masturbating. Cooming really does buy happiness

>>49331217
Enjoy your anal sex faggot

>>49331224
In short, american companies have to close all positions in chinese companies that fund the pla, and the deadline is tonight.

>>49331224
TL;DR can't use chinese bonds and stocks as collateral anymore. Would instantly yank most of the non-GAAP funni munni out of the market. Nearly passed several times, was first pushed forward in the Trump administration. Goes into effect tonight at 12:01am EST - between this and Evergrande losing their rating on bonds, could be a happening. Maybe. FINALLY.

>>49331230
Or vfiax

>>49331242
you are an alcoholic. Bars are fucking horrific places to be and i'm thoroughly convinced that no sane person can possibly enjoy being in such an environment

>>49331259
It's not anal sex it's prostate massage ,milking and orgasm

>>49330974
you post your portfolio first to prove it’s really you

>fututres

>>49331257
Based

>>49331293
This sounds very interesting. What can you tell me about breaking the dollar?

Anyone have a link to the YOU MAY BE HOOKED, bear market vid, or able to post the webm somewhere?

The wheels are actually starting to come off of society. Who the fuck thought we would live to see this day, Jesus fucking Christ. From “le edgy fight club fuck work” to “Government institutions lying and breaking the law to keep economy together” in literally 30 years flat.

>>49331265
>>49331224
The chinese market will pump as Xi buys the dip
The US stock market will inexplicably dump
SOXL will go down one dollar, SOXS will go up two dollars.

>>49331265
>>49331269
Oof. Sounds based.
I’m excited.

>>49331277
Also a good one. Performs almost identically with same minimum and expense ratios.

>>49331337
>31337 nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

>>49331388
>hitler dubs
Thanks dawg, really appreciate it

>>49331344
Government is trying to normalize 10% inflation for 3 fucken years in a row because they've created such a shitty fucken system that it can't survive without infinite fucken money.

>>49331426
Yup. DONT WORRY THOUGH ITS PEAKING TOTALLY FOR REAL THIS TIME TRANSITORY INFLATION IS PEAKING

>>49331279
Bro have you ever been to a good cocktail bar? I'm not talking your college fag bar or old drunk sad bar. The one we have is like a mix of pulp fiction and kill bill it's really really neat inside. Insane unique atmosphere and the best cocktails I've ever had.

>>49331426
just wait for the bailouts

>>49329995
Where is the goblina police?

>>49331230
Nice try, as it very slightly outperforms VOO (by 0.01% on about every timeframe, so non-compounding), but the tax on VTSAX kills all potential advantages since it's far higher than for VOO.

>>49331534
they are fucking the goblins too

>>49331426
>10%
you haven't even seen the energy crisis, food crisis, or war yet. all an excuse for more bailouts of course.

>>49331386
It's the same thing but with a different entry price.

>>49331521
normie go the fuck AWAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>49331386
Yea all my work retirement is vfiax. Set and forget. Literally never look. She getting fat. Now my personal account on the other hand. I fucking suck and am down 35% and should just buy VTI and forget it

>>49331521
sounds terrible and you sound like you love sucking cock

>>49331559
What an absolute faggot. This isn't /pol or /b you twink.

>post-present future-pasts

Q: What's the difference between an extroverted /smigger/ and an introverted /smigger/ irl?
A: An extroverted /smigger/ will look at your shoes during a conversation rather than his own

>>49331364
OH SHIT THE OMEGA BULL RUN IS ON MY NIGGAAAASSSSSS

>>49331523
Who needs bailouts when you can just decide to arbitrarily pay banks an interest rate that turns profit lol

>>49331536
Anon, don't forget that ETFs have trading fees. Still a solid option if you want to be more active.
>>49331552
No, both have $3000 minimums. The difference is VTSAX is all publicly traded companies and VFIAX is the 500+ S&P500 stocks.

>>49331521
>mix of pulp fiction and kill bill
Dead Yakuza storage?

you’re a fucking loser normie and your presence here disgusts me

No one likes you, and everyone wants you to leave this place and never come back, disgusting normie faggot

>>49331628
380 vs 100 retard.

So what is actually going on? Is the economy being strong bearish because the fed will crush it, and the economy shitting itself is bullish because the biden will yell at powell to stop pooping his pants?

>SPY still going up after hours

>>49331654
Who are u talking about retard

Is there a poop poop to pee pee ratio index that I can compare vs the last 30 years of S&P500 relative volume history?

>>49331683
7posts above my post you replied to, try to keep up babe

>>49331708
DAMN Hunter's GF looks like that?

>>49331725
nigger, that’s hunter’s daughter, not his gf
that’s JOE’S gf

>>49331708
does biden not look shooped in?

uranium

Bobo do be seethin :)

>>49331687
Hi glowie

>GME shareholders vote for a stock split
That just increases the float and makes it less squeezable you morons.

>>49331783
you have a containment thread
go fuck off there

>>49331598
They’re all nightmares. All is lost

>>49331687
>”LOOK HE SHIT AND PISSED HIS PANTS”
>elects a septuagenarian known for falling asleep and brain hemorrhages

Stunning and brave

Capitulate while you can.mumu

>>49331488
I remember some redditfag posting some long ass bullshit on wsb when they first printed about how we’re actually in a deflationary environment so this won’t have any negative effects, lol

>>49331845
the american people want poo poo pee pee

PRESS S.

HEEM SLEEPY

>>49331862
No we need pee pee poo poo instead

Tinny made a demoralization thread. Someone go post pictures of him

some of you are ok don’t go to the soxl store tomorrow

>>49331858
Probably some bullshit about how the feds dumping and debt payments go up ect ect
I’ve literally NEVER EVER in my life read a post longer than two paragraphs on Reddit that wasn’t braindead wrong. Real good rule of thumb

I see that Russia is restricting the export of neon gas. Does this mean semiconductor companies are about to tank?

Poop.

>>49331892
Yes, chud semiconductors are the past here at /smg/ we are investing in full conductors companies of the future

Call buying was at 2019 levels earlier, much declined. Also call selling and put buying very high. Imagine having the balls to buy calls and hold stock

>>49331892
>lower supply, same if not higher demand
What's oil doing these days?

>>49331910
anon please my sides

>>49331920
>balls
you need stupidity to buy calls not balls

>>49331910
We like to have fun here

>>49330242
Yes, like a fucking idiot, why do I do this to myself

>>49331910
the post that saved /smg/ and /biz/

>>49331910

>futures melting up
that's enough mumu

Remember to thank your president for the gains today.

>>49331989
my oil companies dipped though. He isn't working hard enough to ruin everything.

>>49331989
Doesn't this retarded faggot have the lowest approval rating in like 100 years

kwab

How much longer until this is 100,000? We gained 50 more since this morning.

>>49331987
relax babe AH is just bouncin around, it’s going back down as we speak

Tomorrow is going to be green, btc is already pumping. ADP data was good, soft landing is a go.

how many stocks do you have on your watchlist anon??

>>49332010
Why exactly did that happen though? Crude pumped way up from its lows of the day. BUt NRGU and ERX finished slightly low while GUSH slightly high.

>>49332031
>btc pumping is a good sign

>>49332044
to punish me for panicking out of my covered calls on the EU oil embargo news.

>>49332031
>Bogle giving advice on how to time the market
B R U H

>>49332041
too many

>>49332010
Like the other anon said oil is up on the daily…

>>49332024
It can't happen soon enough. God's will continue inflicting plagues upon the homos until they get the message.

Is this a bull trap or the real deal?
I'm torn.

>>49332102
it's a crab trap

>>49331930
They are probably already locked into contracts for a while, if they physically cannot produce enough because they are out of raw materials they will lose money.

Finished the day green, didn't do nothing much at work, and now kicking back eating some ice cream for my desert..

>>49332089
If only it were just the gays, anon. It’s spreading to others too. I’m glad my kids are done with school this week and will be home for the summer. I didn’t give a shit about CoVid, this one feels different.

>>49332102
The real recession isn't here yet. Semiconductor supply is taking yet another hit due to Russia, so everyone else is going to struggle to produce their goods, plus food and oil prices are just going to continue to rise.

>>49332167
You never post numbers. We like numbers here, anon.

>>49332192
He's a larper, he has no stocks

>>49332102
Bull trap. We have many more rate hikes to go. Next earnings will show that we're stagnating.

whats that script/extension that shows a tickers price when you hover over it on /biz/?

>>49332167
you should sell disney. its unamerican commie pedoshit

Gotta love the soft landing economy, that silky smooth transition from sole superpower to completely burnt out shithole was barely even noticeable

>>49332345
Is that what they meant by transitory?

>>49330704
>.28% drop

WHAT DO THE FUTURES SAY

>>49332356
No, they meant to say inflation is trans.

>>49332357
>>49332372
Now check the ytd,dumb mumu

>>49332385
zoom out

>>49332024
>still at 0 deaths

>>49332385
scroll out mor Furry avatarfag

>>49332373

>>49331193
If a kid tests positive for nigger pox we need to find out who touched him and castrate him. Kids aren't gay by choice they get molested by gay men.

>>49331521
I just want to add that my initial reaction after reading this post was basically as >>49331572
described:
>you love sucking cock

>>49332509
Right on. They have good drinks. It's a neat place with a fun environment love taking any family or friends that visit. Me and my wife go frequently.

Hey /smg/glers I am new here, what phone application would you recommend to manage this economy stuff?

>>49331521
Degenerate nigger.

>>49332575
Honestly, Robinhood is easy as fuck to use.

>>49332600
oh really? will it increase my capital?

>>49332575
I really enjoy the Robinhood™ company application as it’s fun and easy to use especially when the market is in turmoil. Very reliable I r8 8/8

I'm still mostly cash

>>49332483
100% of the men pedos that abuse boys are gay. like what can a woman even do with a boy?
so i guess the number of women who abuse boys is miniscule.

10% of the population (gaylords) are responsible for 95% of pedo crimes against boys.

nice little fun fact for pride month.

>>49332627
Only if you push the right buttons

COIN bros I don't feel so good

>>49331782
>It goes against my rhetoric so it must be glowing.

Next thing you're going to say is GOP is winning because they "double bottom" in popularity.

Kill your self you TA double nigger.

>>49330932
What "brokerage" is this?
IB, TDA., TW... well, most require fucking maintenance margin per contract (that's ~$15k for ES)

>>49331163
Thanks for mentioning that. I'd not heard about it.

>1 pbtid
I‘m pissdrunk niggers what’s up

>>49332663
>rescind accepted offers
damn never heard of this lol. imagine the reee from wagies that already quit their previous jobs

>>49332667
>>>/pol/
Filtered

>anon is back to shitting on Greg because he was wrong once again about the market

>>49332709
Can’t tell if b8

>>49332639
>>49332662
woah thanks. i will try it

Cool it with the anti-sematic remarks.

>>49332373
Because it lies about what it really is, wants to fuck everyone, but no one wants it?
That... makes a lot of sense. I guess the only way to fight inflation is to short the trans agenda (disney)

>>49331910
MEIN SEIDES

>>49332167
>>49332192
*Absolute numbers

>>49332667
This is the most tone deaf bullshit disconnected nonesense I've ever seen, the NRA isn't even a fully coherent organization anymore.

>>49332724
I’ve probably spent too long shitposting here because I’m actually starting to like Greg
He makes me feel sane as an activist bear

>saw microsoft calls at 160 june 10th for 8.00
>didn't buy
>mfw coming home and looking at it now

>>49332706
I heard about it happening during the 2008 crash.

>>49332814
MSFT was so braindead today. Just closed out my covered calls near open and bought a little more. actual retards selling on that news

>>49332830
I was expecting it to sell off a bit more but completely missed it

We have bots in /smg/?
I though we were good for nothing mentally ill fat balding NEETs in welfare check.

I feel flattered.

>>49332761
>>49332662
>>49332639

>>49332845
Well, who didn't already expect lower earnings across the board. Was so slight too I thought it was bullish compared to a snap emergency

>>49332663
>rescinding accepted offers
as someone in the final interview round for two different tech companies, this concerns me

>>49332811
reminds me of the picture "why is the cat screaming", and he is screaming too because he understands. thats why he seems so schizo. however, he's been right more times than all you bears saying "this is it" every other week. market gets shaky and he says to ride it out. currently calling this trend a potential rally so we'll see if he's right.

>>49332663
>rescinding accepted offer
this seems like lawsuit territory right?

I have decided that I cannot outsmart the market. I will buy at whatever price the UK market opens at.

>>49332808
Man I haven't bought fireworks for the 4th in years. My stupid state doesn't allow them so we'd drive to the next over and smuggle a couple hundred bucks worth back in the hot trunk of my Buick Century, then engage in a shoot-n-scoot across town for a few hours.
I miss my community college bros.

>>49332897
sorry goy, employees can be terminated at any time, with no notice, for any reason

>>49332897
No, America is mostly at-will, and those kinds of jobs certainly are. You would only have a case if you had some kind of contract. An offer letter, even signed, isn't that kind of contract, since it most likely includes language about at-will employment.

>>49330122
I sold at $28 months ago and wasn't sad about it. I do think I should have scooped some up when it dipped below $20 though. If we get a Friday dump I think I'll sell some puts to wheel back into it, if China was going to attack Taiwan they'd have done it by now and I don't see how the economy can possibly get worse at this point. This is the bottom.

>>49332879
I don’t think he’s right, but the fact that he looks at the same data as me and goes what the actual fuck like I do is comforting

>>49332830
MSFT tanked the Dow too this morning. Imagine my glee snapping up UDOW shares to swing trade with. Easiest money I've made in months

ayo coin base finna be insolvent bruh

>>49332663
>Coin Rugpulled their fucking jobs

Perfection

>>49332808
Their lobby is one of the biggest in Amershit.
Only pair by EXXON (Ticker: XOM)

>>49331388
So this is where BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER is from.

Buy s o y futures you ingrates

When did smg become infested with disgusting, poor, subhuman trash?

>>49333061
Onions futures? I didn’t know those existed

>>49333079
always has been

>>49333081
August calls
July corn calls
Oil until you die

Who's baking the next one?

>>49333102
HAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAHAAAA

>>49333144
>asmb stock ladies!

>>49333144
wow so brave. making fun of a girl with male pattern baldness.

>>49333167
Hahahahah

baking

>>49331521
I have never gone to a bar alone and I don't understand why anyone would. It costs like 5x the price of making your own cocktails at home and you have to deal with loud music and not having someone to talk to most of the time

>>49332663
bullish tomorrow for COIN

>>49330122
I have like $800 at ~$35 and I’m just gonna hold idc

>>49329995
Disgusting mom jeans. Why did these come back?

>>49330007
It's taxed as normal income. It's as if you got a paycheck for whatever your profit was. So the tax rate depends on what tax bracket you are in.

>>49330145
I bought a bunch of $42 call options for 2024.

Im going to laugh so hard if i make money

>>49333102
Baking is cuckoldry. You're serving hundreds of men for no compensation.

>>49330122
I'm holding $33 SOXL, But I've also been flipping in the lower channels. With that I'll probably be profitable...

Well, tomorrow.

>>49333279
because modern women have disgusting bodies

>>49333291
I sold those to you thanks

>>49333081
>Clearweb site
>Talking about onion futures
YOU WANT TO GET THE SEC ON OUR ASS? JESUS.

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>>49333324
>>49333324
>>49333324

>>49333300
This is one of my favorite parts of smg, the acknowledgment of the shame of baking for other men.