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What are the laziest, do-nothing, remote work positions?

>> No.49329278

>>49329254
please. i work in a warehouse and i want to kms

>> No.49329301

Codemonkey, e-celeb, twitch streamer, glowie, CEO, hedge fund manager.

>> No.49329359

>>49329254
None besides cs but that's only for smart people

>> No.49329400

>>49329301
>Codemonkey
Actual work
>Eceleb
Can't be hired without influence
>Twitch streamer
Requires actual work
>CEO
Requires actual work
>Hedge fund manager
Requires actual experience
>Glowie
Tbh I'd happily get paid to shit up pol

>> No.49329468

>>49329400
the only real glowie I’ve seen has been on /biz/ during the Wikileaks dead mans switch thing

>> No.49329494

>>49329359
>that codenigger who thinks he's smart because he can solve (memorize solution patterns) 103 IQ leetcode mediums

>> No.49329497

Government of Canada

>> No.49329552

>>49329497
Come on now, I know you got better than that

>> No.49330121

>>49329254
Banking documentation. Thank me later

>> No.49330201

>>49330121
Finally, a good fucking post. What do you do?

>> No.49330260

>>49329254
Look for the largest enterprise company possible in a low-key position. Or, learn COBOL. You'll be doing 1 day of work a week, WFH. Most important thing is to have a skill that nobody else has. BUY LOW, SELL HIGH!

>> No.49330308

>>49330260
"Hey anons, what are the laziest wfh positions"
>Look for the largest enterprise company possible in a low-key position
That's a whole lot of words to say abolutely nothing

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>>49329494
I make >100k WFH and I can't solve most leetcode easy problems
algos don't matter outside of interviews
and interviews don't matter if you aren't some loner sperg with no networking skills
get good lmao

>> No.49330462

>>49329468
They are all over /b/ posting "omg americans stop with the guns!"

>> No.49330498
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49330498

>>49330308
>asks for help
>criticizes help
Fuck you. You are probably the kind of person that blamed his teachers for his own failure. I hope you perish in the worst wagecage Amazon-esque, soul-sucking environment. There is no chance for redemption for you, so just get in the cage. I downloaded this pic to share with everyone what the rest of your life looks like. You will forever be a nigger.

>> No.49330537

>>49330498
Just because you give an answer doesn't mean it's valid, nor does it mean I have to accept it, nor does it mean you're actually helping.
>Didn't read anything past the first 2 lines

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49330597

>>49330537
Shut the fuck up, nigger.

Go gamble your only $2 into a shitcoin and get liquidated immediately, like the dumbass monkey retard you are.

I attached another pic; it's (You).

>> No.49330607

>>49330597
>Redditspacing
Didn't read, lol

>> No.49330899

>>49329468
You need to lurk inside more.
The longer you avoid sunlight, the more photosensitive you become. Eventually you will be able to detect even the faintest of glows.

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>>49330899

>> No.49331355

Bumping for interest

>> No.49331581

Buy Bitcoin right now it’s gonna hit 200k sometime. Shitcoins will moon. The next wave is here. People have enough money to propel it.

>> No.49331673

>>49331581

This post will be 100% valid in 18 months

>> No.49332028

>>49329468
This, real ones are extremely rare