/biz/ - Business & Finance

*ahem*
Fuck commodities and fuck anime

peace be with you, fren

First for I want to chop off my penis and become a woman

OHNONO MELTUP BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Reminder looking at futures does nothing

>>49308671
>I looked
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK

that was one epic fail of a bear market rally..... guess we're going back to new lows.....

>>49308645
with you as well

You guys really thought it was more than just a dead kat bounce?

>>49308690
we can be a lot of people
like we 2
or we 3
or my favorite WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thanks for the VIX rip. Sorry not sure who that was from the last thread.

I guess I just wanted to make money off a huge crash... if it came.

>>49308683
C O V I D L O W
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L
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>>49308666
To be fair, he was actually right about oil having a local top there, that arkk post is pure delusion though.
>>49308671
Wrong, Looking at futures tells me what tomorrow will be, if futures are red tomorrow will be red. If futures are green, tomorrow will be red because those dirty futures are lying to me.

Why is no one buying BVNRY along with SIGA? They have the only approved jewjuice for the SaruPokusu desu. Is it because it’s OTC? I’m buying that shit up.

>>49308642
*ahem*
Fuck (you).

>>49308729
>looking a futures well only being in the present

>>49308743
70% sure this is bullshit but some have speculated that the virus has been bioengineering to be vaccine resistant

>>49308766
I hope it kills me honestly.

>>49308707
I lost like $20k longing UVXY a couple years ago, I wasn’t trying to riff on you just being honest
To be fair to myself though, there was so much volume in UVXY during the week I lost it that I thought the possible of something like a gamma squeeze on SPY puts could happen due to the massive volume. It didn’t pan out though, but I’m actually convinced it could theoretically happen still, if you reach enough volume that funds would sell spy to short VIX futures

>>49308786
it will if you’re a faggot
best of luck anon! ^_^

>>49308743
Because the smallpox vaccine works for the ape version. And I'm pretty sure smallpox vaccines are out of patent and any company can make them without paying licensing fees.
Boomers already got their smallpox shots and they are the people who would be most likely to get shots for an ape pox outbreak as they are the at risk category.

Another WMT shareholders come and gone and nothing is different

>>49308743
I don't believe that diseases are caused by microorganuisms, but by evil spirits. I just smudge my house once a week and I never get sick.

>>49308766
So much bullshit has been proven to be fact. Especially in the last couple of years. All the people who were calling me crazy in 2020 are real fucking quiet now. I wouldn’t put anything outside of reason when it comes to (((them))).
I don’t know how this started, but it’s spreading exponentially and we’re being told to go to pride parades just as they told us to go to China town when CoVid started.
I might lose money, but it’s better than missing out on the scam if it comes to fruition.

>brent up over 2.5%
>OIL IS DUMPING AAAAA
literally what

>>49308846
oof

>>49308743
There are at least 3 approved jew juice and I'm pretty sure 4 more I forget. Anyway, only bet on an mrna vax for it, because those aren't about viruses and health, they're about pushing agendas and the current agendas is personalized medicine, which requires mrna vax as a prerequisite in the tech tree.

>>49308846
thank the chinks

>>49308818
I mean it's true though why would a profit seeker comapny care about rights?

>>49308815
BVNRY is the manufacturer of the smallpox vaccine, anon. There is no sarupokusu vaccine. This is all we have. The other company, emergent, makes a vaccine with a virus replicable in humans and is far more dangerous.

>>49308868
I have 50 shares and feel the same way. Don't get in the way of profits or you won't have a company to invest in or a job to work.
Sorry that the world isn't so flowery and feelgood, liberals

>>49308645
Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God bless every anon in this /smg/ thread

>>49308786
you really want to die a faggot? this isn't old /b/ anymore, there is no glory.

>>49308875
Wrong, there was even one in 2019 that was approved specifically for niggerpox, from Jynneos

>>49308799
Sorry, I meant to say 'tip', thank you for the tip, fren.

Sucks to hear about that loss too

What's his power level

what is the best wheel under 50k? spy?

>>49308846
>brent up over 2.5%
no it's not, it's down too

SIGA is going to $100 because gay people cannot stop sticking stuff in their ass.

>>49308927

>>49308645
And you as well fren

>>49308920
>badge
>tie colors
You just know

>>49308920
Diamond.

>>49308904
If I lose anymore yes

>>49308933

>>49308933
I'm seeing $113 brent and $112 wti on both trading view and oilprice.com

>>49308621
My only motivation to work is so that I can buy more stocks.

i have 2k left and i need to turn it into 10k cause i'm fucking drowning in debt. What should i buy? I bought SNMP cause the guy that predicted RDBX suggested it but it dumped yesterday and i'm already losing money. I fucking need something, i can't even find a job goddammit. No crypto cause i can't move those funds from the broker account

>>49308818
Shocking ain't it that a company cares about meh fat profit over all else.. (Not; hell profit should be the only thing that maters along with having a product that will lure the sheep in like mad).

>>49308984
Try poker or blackjack

>>49308984
Sell at the money 0DTE spy calls at open on red days. Can turn 100% a couple times if your lucky, usually works out in this market
There’s nothing really worth longing right now unless you’re willing to hold 3-4 years I think

>>49309011
i have zero experience with options and i burned myself badly with leveraged crypto. Guess i have no other choice than learn this shit. Are penny stocks too risky?

>>49308984
your fucked
Invest in a printer and resume plenty of places hiring

>>49309046
not in my country, and i need time for studying

>>49309041
>are penny stocks too risky
No,anon.you're risky.

is monkepox deadly or just very gross

>>49308671
new pokegirl just dropped

>>49309071
not a fan of this one

>>49309067
uuuuuh thanks?

>>49308683
If they're so bad why is my long vix position red? It's fucking nothing!!!!

>>49309071
Yummy abs

>>49309041
Leveraged crypto is nothing like options, there’s no scam wicks that turn on the brokers liquidation engine. You can hold a contract that’s worthless for months, and get lucky at the last second and have it end in the money. Just focus on buying deep in the money call debit spreads and selling far out of the money call credit spreads if you’re just starting, you’ll only be making like 10-11% per trade, but the risk is much much lower, and 10% a trade is still a pretty fucking fat margin compared to waiting a month for a 10% pump on some penny stock

>>49309084
Why would you ever long vix

>>49308645
Based.

>>49309071
Only infects gays, but we're still going to play the treatment pump and dump.

>>49308916
That’s the name of the vaccine in the US bro.

>>49309127
Because it's below 30.

>>49309071
Just gross. We already have medince to treat it and have had it for decades. Mostly a nothingburger since no one gives a shit about Covid anymore. This always happens after a large pandemic. They try to blow up every cough as THE NEXT BIG ONE.

>>49309071
It’s deadly without treatment provided by SIGA or a vaccine provided by BVNRY. I’m not getting it or taking anything, but if I’ve learned anything this last two years, it’s that many others will and can’t wait to get in line.

>>49308875
There are 3 smallpox vaccines: JYNNEOS, ACAM2000, and APSV.
Out of patent means that even though BVNRY is currently the manufacturer of JYNNEOS and JYNNEOS is in-patent, any other company can make the ACAM2000 or APSV vaccines to market without paying licensing fees.
This also isn't a moderna/pfizer situation where the government paid for the R&D and marketing for the vaccines.
Also the US strategic stockpile already has 200 million doses of the ACA2000 vaccine so the US government (and I'm sure other first world governments too) wouldn't need to put in the huge buy orders they did for the covid shots.
Additionally this isn't a "booster" scenario, these shots actually work for at least a decade after they are administered.

>>49308826
BASED

>>49308961
Really? Here's what I get from oilprice.com
But since both you and >>49308949
find some consistently cataclysmic price action, it must mean some NIGGER is lying to me.

>>49309172
Yeah they didn’t have a stranglehold on people’s minds through social media. H1N1 was an attempt, but they didn’t have kikebook yet, so it failed. I’m not missing this one. Way too many “that’ll never happen”s, happened.

>>49309117
alright it's worth a try. Can you point me in the right direction to learn this stuff? I don't know many terms you used

>>49309117
Could I get you to spoonfeed me some hopium for my GILD and CMRX bags

>>49308818
All of these proposals are just leftist entryism to wrest control of corporations and bend them to the furtherance of globohomo. WMT is right to shut that shit down or there won't be a WMT

>>49309191
I'm not afraid of niggerpox because I'm not a homosexual, but this SIGA pump and dump is definitely a great ride to go on.

>>49309214
That’s very solid information, thank you. But the contracts to buy are with Bavarian Nordic.

>>49309229
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

click the commodities tab

>>49308920
>Central banks “don’t have a choice because there’s too much liquidity in the system,” Dimon said, referring to the tightening actions. “They have to remove some of the liquidity to stop the speculation, reduce home prices and stuff like that.”
>reduce home prices and stuff like that
>reduce home prices
OH NO HE DID NOT JUST GO THERE
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/01/jamie-dimon-says-brace-yourself-for-an-economic-hurricane-caused-by-the-fed-and-ukraine-war.html

>futures

reminder
futures
are
fake
and
gay

>>49309071
>brown girl
>probably has tanlines
gross

>>49309229
That's the weighted average. You want the current futures contract
https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/#Brent-Crude
It's also UKOIL on trading view.

i wonder what would happen if the bank asks for their money and i don't have shit. It's not like it's a crime being in debt here or something and i own nothing

>>49309297
I love brown girls with tan lines.

SOXL sisters...

>>49309071
It's probably not even real. This isn't financial advice, but don't trade like you think another round of lockdowns are coming.

>>49309295
>price action going in the opposite direction I desire is manipulation, fraud, jewish (it is but both ways), homosexual

>>49309238
https://www.optiontradingtips.com/options101/payoff-diagrams.html
Read this to understand fundamentally the profit points of a call and put

https://www.investopedia.com/trading/using-the-greeks-to-understand-options/
Read this to understand how your options are priced, this is very important

https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/
Put your idea in here before you purchase anything, so you can understand and visualize what your options return will look like when the market hits the price point you have determined to bet on

Wtf happened to WTI and Brent. Down 3%,
I'm scared oil bros.

>>49309345
many thanks anon

>>49309345
Would recommend optionstrat.com as well its got a sleeker UI

>>49309275
>Companies are being driven out of public markets “because of litigation, regulation, press, cookie-cutter governance,” he added.
>Meanwhile, other critics often conflate stakeholder capitalism for being “woke,” Dimon said. “I am a red-blooded, free market capitalist and I’m not woke,” he said.
That's it... Mr. Dimon, *unsheathes lightsaber* you are canceled.

>>49309356
With the volatility we are experiencing, we aren't the ones that should be scared. We just bounced off of 120 earlier this week.

>>49309339
>r/suicidewatch
That fucking shit exists?

>>49309339
Dumb ass redditers posting in a troll thread.

>>49309356
Biden opened his mouth, looks like another algo driven selling spree. It's not going anywhere.
>Oil prices pumped (after OPEC+ rejected WSJ's comments on Russia yesterday and cut its estimate for global year-end over-supply) and dumped to end the day near their lows after the Biden administration said it still hopes to engage with Saudi Arabia. Markets took the headline as a concrete step by the administration to actively fight energy costs, traders said.
https://www.zerohedge.com/energy/wti-holds-days-low-after-crude-inventory-draw
>JPM Sees Oil Rising Up To $136 This Month Depending On What China Does, As Trader Bets Millions On Crude Explosion To $200
>depending on what China does
They just opened up fully lmfao
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/jpm-sees-oil-rising-136-month-depending-what-china-does-trader-bets-millions-crude

>>49309253
GILD just turn on DRIP and forget about it for 10 years honestly. Pretend that’s a retirement holding, lose your brokerage password, ect, will be fine in the long run

CMRX I’m not a big fan of biopharma honestly, couldn’t say. Looks pretty fucked to me though, I’d probably lodge a complaint with FINRA about the female broker who sold it to you

>>49309345
Also since youre fairly experienced with options
Flies are usually BTO ATM to get the most credit; why not sell CCs ATM to achieve the same effect? Price goes down and you win, price goes up and your profit comes from the contract rather than the spread from the strike. If its cyclical it seems fairly safe

>gamestop pumped because they have good management and are transitioning to digital formats+non-game inventories while sidestepping the supply chain shortage
Are you fucking kidding me
Why is gamestop a fucking fortune 500 company IN SPITE of the violent tech selloff
Fucking red dit

>>49309399
It's almost like these jews at kikeman and shekels just move their targets higher so goyim will push their bags higher so they can dump right into them.

>>49309321
>>49309267
Thanks. Since I'm with ibroken, I can't actually see shit without using 3rd party tools. I should have checked with tradingview since google results clearly aren't reliable somehow.

>>49309430
bro but what if it goes to a gorillion dollars bro

>>49308671
I just want the market to pick a direction.

>>49309430
>good management
>Massive miss on earnings despite a revenue miss
>Making an NFT platform of all things
My bet is the big institutional holders are just waiting til open to unload their bags because they know they will get a better price.

>>49309430
To think, back in the day, we could have saved blockbuster :/

>>49309402
They were both pox plays and I didnt discover SIGA before it popped.
For GILD I bought 50x $5 OTM calls at strike 75 exp June 17
For CMRX I bought 300 at $2.25 and wrote out 3 $5 strike CCs and made $75 on them. I expected to farm yield on them for about a year as I jumped in
>tfw down about $700 on options so far this year

>>49309402
Damn! 4.5% yield? That’s nice for a poison stock. Very nice.

>>49309461
Longterm is up
Midterm is down
Short term is random

>>49309467
>blockbuster
It was fucking trash

>>49309403
I fully agree, it locks in a certain gain, you win either way. Only downside with that is that is requires large amounts of capital to purchase the underlying, something like SPY you’re better off going with the spread over the CC generally

>>49309461
The market truly does work in mysterious ways.

how do I profit from guns being banned

>>49309511
SWBI

>>49309496
our kids will never know what it is like to go to the store to get the movie for the week and rent American Tale Fievel Goes West for the 700th time.

>made my usual profit off BAC calls
>hold INTC calls a bit longer to hit my percentage profit
>it dumps today, wiping out my BAC profit
>slowly creeps back up rest of day
getting real tired of this shit

>>49309440
They had price targets of $120 to $130 before the war in Ukraine and everything that followed desu. Now it's higher.

>>49309496
I loved Blockbuster. When I was a kid, I wanted a SEGA Saturn so bad. There was this game called “Knights” where you could fly around. I wanted to play it. Dad couldn’t afford to buy me one. One day he picked me up from school and said we were just going to rent a movie for the weekend. He ended up surprising me em by renting me the Saturn and the game. I spent the whole weekend in the trailer playing Knights. Good times.

>>49309511
>Buy 1000s of pistols second hand off sketchy resellers in minecraft.
>Take them from North Dakota to Manitoba.
>Profit.

>>49309532
My kids just found Fivel and Rescue Rangers the other day. They’ve been watching all the old cartoons and they ended up liking them a lot. They go around singing what made the red man red at school and make the teachers seethe. It’s great.

>>49309502
Ive playing UUUU and have 300 shares around 6.60 right now. Every time it drops to 5.xx I buy 100 more and every time it pushes past 6, I write a CC. Only doing it since April but it seems comfy.
Theres a good amount of spec on uranium now too. This makes it feel safe to accumulate because even it it takes some time I can again farm yield over time
(My other plays are HCMLY, WMT, and GUNR)

>>49309470
If you actually have 300 calls on CMRX for 2.25 I would absolutely write out another 295 sells for the next strike, lower your cost basis at minimum my man. There’s no reason not to, I would do that tomorrow, the chances it goes to $10 and you regret “only” making 8000 vs 16000 is slim to none
Got gilead I would maybe do the same. Just lower that cost basis, debit spreads are your friend, let you get closer ITM for cheaper

>>49309566
You forgot the part where you report none of this on your taxes, instead insisting that you lost the guns in a boating accident.

I honestly feel bad for boomers. They had the last great easy ride and they pulled the ladder up behind them whether they know it or not. Now many of them are left blaming their children and grand children for the world boomers themselves created, and whining about the children boomers themselves raised. Most of them have no clue at the economic and social devastation left behind.

Anyways invest in funeral homes, they’re going to be booming. Circle of life unfortunately

>>49309581
>>49309552
A touching story of love, loss and family.

>my broker lets me short stock after hours
lmao i could just short stock when futures is turning red then sell it the next day at a profit when it gaps down before it reverses wtf

Shorting bonds by buying puts on bond etfs like $BND. Bad idea or good idea? Anyone here try? I feel like that's such a noob tier question I should probably apologize for asking it.

>>49309399
>Biden opened his mouth, looks like another algo driven selling spree. It's not going anywhere.
I AM TIRED OF BEING DUMPED ON BY MACHINES

>>49309607
Why the fuck do you feel bad for the most selfish generation of people to walk the earth?

>>49309339
Trannies becoming too aware.

>>49309373
>I'm not woke
Early life checks out. Is Dimon /ourguy/?

>>49309598
No I have 300 shares of CMRX with average of 2.25 each. I sold just 3 options. I only own deep OTM calls on GILD that are worth $1 each right now. The positions are a fucking disaster.
As for CMRX, it had option chains for 2.50 and 5.00 iirc, so we'll see. Mostly waiting for the 17th to hit (quad witch)

>>49309591
Boog-le heads worship the wheel for a reason, it’s a great strat. Literally the only downside is if you get called on a mega one day pump, and then buy back in and catch all the downside. That generally only happens on biotech and other small-micro caps though, so you’re running a risk with UUUU but if you keep your eye on the news for it and don’t buy high you’ll be sitting comfy Im sure

>>49309627
Most people are villains in someone else’s life at some point. Boomers have an unusual distinction of being despised in their youth, and their old age.

>>49309552
Always wanted to play knights, that game looked amazing when it came out.

>>49309612
3 very based things, anon. Thank you for noticing.

>>49309623
Bonds are far more complicated than stocks. If you don't know what you're doing, don't mess with bonds, let alone options on bonds.

>>49309623
Not a noob question. Go with something with more duration, like TLT or EDV. The longer the duration the bond, the more volatility, those low duration bonds will squeeze you out, no profit to be made even if your directionally correct

>>49309644
Ah I see, yeah you’re sitting golden then on that CMRX.

>>49309680
8 bucks on steam. Less on sale I would assume.

>>49309641
Definitely ourguy.

>>49309680
For me, it's Total War.

>>49309641
Anon... learn to read, it clearly said he's jewish from a jewish family who once upon a time were greek jews.

>>49309719
Nah interest rates have real slow pronounced cycles, as long as your not *10 leveraged on the 30 year bond it’s pretty safe to trade

>>49309641
>annoying faggot
>wrong about everything

yeah /ourguy/

>>49309749
>>49309641
why are you guys so obsessed with jews

you are fucking lame
enough already

>>49309496
I miss it. It had a certain pleasant smell and ambience. Also mega power air conditioning giving you a blast of cold air in the face when you walked in on a hot summer day. Those were happy times.

>>49309641
>changes his name to fuck a chick
At least he didn't donate to her onlyfans.

>>49309616
sauce me

>>49309719
Admittedly I haven't spent anytime on learning bonds. I thought they were fairly straightforward though? Raising interest rates means pre-existing bonds become worth less because why would anyone buy the old low yield stuff when they could just buy fresh high yield stuff. But I'll take what youre saying and look into it more.

>>49309399
>Biden still expects the Saudi’s to stave off a recession with cheap oil

Is he for fucking real? Does he not comprehend that the Saudi’s are shook by COVID and are trying their damndest to not break with OPEC on not oversupplying the market? The Saudis and OPEC are fucked regardless at this point when the economy crashes, so why not squeeze as much money out of the world until then?

>>49309771
go eat a bowl of foreskins, chaim

>>49309627
>"I was so sure of my direction..."
The Ronin, upon realizing he went the wrong way.

>>49309723
Thanks I'll check those out

>>49309724
Nah, i would probably just be disappointed if I played it. Ima just never know what it was like and keep that childhood dream the way it was.

>>49309641
His wife is Jewish. Also, the states of Texas and Louisiana refuse to do business with JP Morgan because JP Morgan refuses to do business with gun manufacturers. He is also former Chairman of the lobbying group the Business Roundtable, which supports amnesty for illegal immigrants.

While he occasionally says some based things and is one of the smartest people in the world, let's not pretend he is /ourguy/.

>>49309771
Obsessed with Jews and trannies. Never in my life have I seen someone so against something yet have soooo many pics of trannies and Jews in their folders. A bit odd

>>49309794
LOLOL XD GOOD ONE
AN UPBOAT FOR YOU FINE SIR

>>49309788
Bonds are one of those assets where the barrier to entry is literally braindead just buy the bond for the yield, with a skill ceiling that ends somewhere around “we’re going to sell credit swaps on these bonds to ourself and then immediately mark to market the product on a subsidiaries balance sheet as an insane profit and swap the cashflow into our money market fund”

>>49309771
You’ll figure it out eventually, anon.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expulsions_and_exoduses_of_Jews

>>49309828
Fuck off kike. Filtered

>>49309771
ok, but only when jews stop trying to import refugees

friend lost most of his savings on the crypto crash retard, now wants me to let him barrow some cash to go in on luna 2. when will this crypto retards learn

>>49309771
>enough already
Literally sounds like something a Jew would say.

There was another mass shooting, is this going to be good for gun stocks like the other ones, or will it not matter because the shooter was black?

>>49309949
I've been wondering why they haven't disclosed the shooters race yet.

People bitch "I can't save any money". Well cut down the debt, cut off the 5 day starbucks run,etc and maybe you can.. Fucking hell you make 2000 a month for example and your blowing 3000 instead, no wonder your fucking broke as hell.

>>49309971
the gun committed the crime

>>49309973
Yes... just fire the women.... impregnable a robot... cut off my dick, yes yes.... I see now

>futures

>>49309971
Shut up baggot. It was a racial attack for "muh Tulsa massacre"

>>49309987
Nah if the suspects birthing parent had just got an abortion we could have avoided all of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1muhpuQgKD8
Uhhh UONE Bros? We gunna moon off this or what?
>>49309971
It was disclosed in the police tv interview idk what chu talkin' 'bout.

>>49309973
If these zoomies would just cut out their Starbucks addiction and get a flip phone like a responsible adult they would be able to afford their highest-in-all-of-human-history rent

>>49310005
Oh on the anniversary of when they destroyed black Wallstreet? I mean the white rioters literally had guys in planes dropping bombs. You don't see that anymore.

>>49310019
I'm watching msnbc

2021 Inflation: 2% / Club = $10
2022 Inflation: 10% / Club = $11
2023 Inflation: 12% (10%+2%) / Club = $11.22
Why FRED aim for 2% inflation for 2023 instead of -8% deflation? Why not make club $10.40 instead?

its hard for me to tell if all these shootings are just crazy people copycat shooters or if its a bit too much of a coincidence they all started happening. maybe a bit of both

>>49310063
Just a cohencidence.

>>49310004
>currents

>>49310063
You know (((who))) is behind this. Midterms are coming. Democrats need something to get some votes back.

>>49310063
was thinking the same thing i cant even imagen how many we will get when election season comes around. Maybe we will get another 9 city riots.

>>49309343
>Women eating hamburgers
Gross, now all I can think of is that digested ground beef coming out as a greasy, stinky poopy from that woman. When I see women eating it reminds me that they have normal biological functions just like normal humans (and that's a bad thing).

>>49310063
Obvious inside jobs

>>49310063

There's been mass shootings every few days or so for years. You're just hearing about them now because mid terms are coming up and it's being politicized to say that 2nd amendment supporters are evil baby killers and you need to vote them out.

Meanwhile niggers have been blasting each other in bulk for years.

>>49309837
>we’re going to sell credit swaps on these bonds to ourself and then immediately mark to market the product on a subsidiaries balance sheet as an insane profit and swap the cashflow into our money market fund

I'm too dumb to do that. I know this, because I have no idea what you just said.

>>49310082
Expecting an oil dip 45-60 days before so that lower prices manifest at the pump
Expecting higher prices next summer

>>49310029
>white rioters literally had guys in planes dropping bombs
we used to be a country

>>49309651
If you have a lot of money, you can just sell OTM puts instead of doing the wheel.

Hope you're buying the dip no oilers
>174 eoy

>>49310129
I thought that was part of the wheel, you get called away you just sell puts until you get your stock back.

I have accepted that the entire global market will go through a 60% haircut in the next 6-18 months.

What should I do in order to profit from this realization as best as possible?

Buy long dated puts on triple leveraged funds?
Hoard cash to buy assets on the cheap?
Average down on what I own, hold for years

>futures

>>49310055
Interest creates more liabilities than there is money. If they have inflation go negative no one can spend money, and people might start asking questions about our banking system.

>>49309973
Shut up, you dont know me

>>49308645
Inshallah my heathen fren

>>49310158
Are you fucken serious?
Even these guys? What the fuck is there to be proud of?

>>49310063
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Societal_collapse

>>49310055
>Why FRED aim for 2% inflation for 2023 instead of -8% deflation?
Oh Gruggie... that's a GREAT question...

>>49310063
BAN GUNS NOW, YOU'RE KILLING MY TRANSGENDER BABY!!

>>49310196
they have more parasites than straight people, that's something

>>49310196
It's fake. They hate gays.

>>49310196
>being this gullible
Ngmi

>>49310125
That is more or less (one) of the main things Enron did, as I understand it. Except it wasn’t with CDS, some other product.

I’m not trying to scare you away, just it can get complicated sure, but it’s also really easy too. If you’re interested in bonds, just find your niche in trading them. Most liquid market in the world is a good pick to try your hand at honestly

>>49310196
No but there is a lot of insecure faggots replying to them on twitter

>>49309917
gee wow its almost like a jew would get tired of seeing the same retarded shit from you faggots every single day

your obsession is borderline psychotic at this point

>>49310157
Based and Mesopotamian pilled.

Anyone have a good image of Marduk, or Enlil if you like Sumerians

>>49310129
So much risk though, you can comfortably sell weekly 5% OTM covered calls all day and get called like once or twice a year at no loss.

>>49310256
So, since your Jewish, what stocks would you buy? You guys love Disney and stuff right? Cause of all their gay shit?

>>49310256
Oy vey! What does the talmud say about jesus again?

>>49310261
Got you,bro

>>49309237
Buy everything.

>>49310276
they don't really hide it

>>49309973

Cutting back on avocado toast isn't going to net me $400,000.

>>49310175
Inflation we are experiencing is supply-side inflation. Money Velocity represents demand-side inflation. They both lead to higher prices, but the fed can only control demand side inflation with their tools. They cant make oilers pump more oil for example. Anyways, for anyone curious why deflation is bad it relates to money velocity. If money velocity begins to rise or drop too quickly it will lead to cascading failures in the banking/market because money will not be able to circulate fast enough (deflation) or it will circulate too fast (inflation). We are currently still undershooting money velocity by over 28% since before covid. The Fed could raise their balance sheets to 30 trillion and unironically right now it would not cause inflation like people believe because money is not circulating.

>>49310292
Kind sir, kind sir, I believe there is a confusion. I was looking for Marduk. Slayer of Tiamat. Speaker of magic words and elected king of the gods.

How long do you usually hold positions for?

>>49310157
just short if youre so sure

>>49310305
Of course not. People are waking up and this pisses them off to no end.

>>49310289
He's not mentioned, the document was written before his whole mother gave birth.

>>49310354
Whore*

oil bros wtf happened?

>>49310354
>>49310371

>>49310245
You're not being discouraging, it's good to know that there's a lot more depth to this than first appearance. I was dicking around with backtesting on thinkorswim, tried to see what would happen with buying puts on bond stuff, and got some pretty nutty theoretical returns so I figured I'd ask the smg crowd about it. Seems way too easy, like I'm missing something important.

>>49310354
And when did his half-mother give birth, kike?
Nice try to pilpul by the way, but pic related does not lie.

>>49310341
>speaker of magic words and elected king of the gods
I just did post him,brother.
There is no confusion

>All crypto is a scam
>rivian is doing a dead cat bounce
scotty just killed the market. Red day tomorrow

LETS BULL BULL BULL BULL
GREEN GREEN GREEN GOLDEN BULL PUMP PUMP GREEN GREEN

>>49310418
he's still alive and drivin a celica?

>>49310408
Different guy

>>49309793
>Does he not comprehend
He doesn't comprehend in general.

If Jews are all-powerful and all-knowing then why isn't every company run by a jew worth infinity bajillion dollars? Why are JPM, GS, and DIS not the most valuable companies instead of FAGMAN? Why would their stocks ever go down? Heh, betchya didn't think of that... gotcha.

>>49310158
Fake

kek, baggies.

>>49310444
Because jews jew each other as well.

>>49310431
>no evidence
Kike kvetching as usual

spy is going to higher low or triple bottom leading into next fed meeting which "magically" lines up with options expiration

>I just did post him,broth-ACK!

>>49310444
Look at the richest people in the world instead of the companies.

>>49310145
I’m gonna buy 200 more petrobras tomorrow

>>49310476
Insider here. Jpow will announce 200bps rate increase by july.

>>49310429
>I’m QUITTING YouTube after being KILLED by a car.
>Watch video and he’s clearly not dead and not quitting YouTube
Shit like this is why I stopped watching

>>49310476
whens op ex

>>49308642
Stop spamming this cringe webm

>>49310400
Scientology is the answer.

>>49310466
The names don't even match. It's like you're showing me a picture of a nigger and telling me I can't prove he's not white.

>>49310488
>31% divvy yield
surely this is not a value trap... right?

>>49310400
Has there ever been a woman who reached her 60's or 70's and still looked really hot?

>>49310538
no, just Brazilian

>>49310400
IS THIS REAL

>VIX had a pretty sizeable drop today intra-day
>Spy declined by 1% almost
we're about to have a blast off to the upside.

>>49310400
>women

I lost 1k just trading SQQQ today. I'm so fucking mad at myself. I want to blame somebody but's it my fucking fault.

>>49310537
>jesus doesn't match jesus
The absolute state of jewish pilpul everybody

>>49310564
bro let me borrow some of that copium that shit seems high grade

>>49310129
>>49310153
I can't STO puts in my TFSA account

>>49310005
I see we are accelerating.

>>49310559
It's not like you don't have access to brave search bro.

>>49310522
17

>>49310538
Bolso keeps firing the CEOs so some people are sawed, but no, it's otherwise a very solid oil company with good financials and great market access.

How cringe or based do I have to be for John to comment about my posts on his YouTube? I've tried both (mostly cringe tho) and yet to be acknowledged.

>>49310080
Kek. Carlos!

>>49310570
nigga timing the market is hard as fuck, thats why being a bobo and inversing and then buying the bottom is so hard, where the fuck is it?! dont blame yourself

>>49310575
It doesn't say Jesus anywhere in there. I have no idea what you're a talking about.

>>49310612
horny pilled

>>49310612
You have to be Cased. Or Bringe.

>Brother calls asking for 1200 bucks to buy a car
>forced to tell him no because he doesn't ever maintain things, he rides them until it breaks
>if you give him money to "fix something" he just uses it to buy weed

>>49310612
john mentioned me, you just have to be based or cringe enough its worth noting

>>49310612
I started the "we like to have fun here" meme.

>>49310694
>not giving him 2400 so he buys weed and a car
sounds really gay, sit on a dildo about it

>>49310632
>>49310570
You can't time the market, but time itself is everything. Every dollar earned represents a unit of time that you don't have to spend working - whether you're buying a finished product (which is the sum of all the active and passive hours spent to produce is) or paying someone to do work for you.
Risk free interest rates are based on how much you are guaranteed to earn from a safe investment, and are the basis for many things. And look at options for example, they are speculation based on time and volatility.
I still maintain you can't time the market, but timing is ESSENTIAL

>>49310694
It's his own fault. You have no obligation to help him. "We're family" isn't an excuse. By all means help him if you want, but you know his personality better than us, and it seems like he's a shitter.

>>49310638
Here you go lying kike, it even includes your kikerunes in there.

>>49310701
Are you really a spinning head?

>>49310763
yes, i also post butts

>>49310694
Tell him he needs to get his shit together
If he can prove he has then consider helping, otherwise it's Not Your Problem (TM)
Love includes teaching people to fend for themselves

>>49310754
>i-if you talk badly of the 1% you boil in shit in the afterlife
i wonder who wrote this hmm.

>>49310754
Different guy

>>49310832
[citation needed] kike

>>49310777
checked

>he shorted before the next leg up
Just WHAT in the FUCK are you doing, anon? What is your malfunction?

>>49310694
tell your deadbeat bro to fuck off

Any news of the diesel shortage?

>>49310777
Poop comes from there.

>>49310554
here's vanna white and her husband, both 75

>>49310856
Just like Paul Pelosi, its a very common name. I bet 20 of them just migrated to America last month alone.

>>49310888
Diesel is still $6.50 here in the northeast.

>>49310900
>same place
>same name
>same "crime"
>same crime "goal"
>>>>>totally a different person goyim
[citation needed] kike

>>49310888
I heard Diesel used to drop N bombs and therefore he's been banned

>>49310891
not right now it doesn't

>>49310923
Yes, just like Paul Pelosi. Glad you understand completely.

>>49310554
I'm sure some of the hottest women right now will. Sofia Vergara for example.

>>49310954
I accept your kike surrender. HH noseberg.

>>49310956
Christie Brinkley is a great example.

>>49310746
My timing was bad.

>>49309771
>t.

>futures

>>49310945
Well memed.

>>49309749
Bruh I like the Greeks we’ve here. Even a Lebanese in a pinch. They make good pizza here, they treat you alright. They’re Mediterraneans man, come on, Europeans. ‘S’all gravy :^)

>>49310538
It comes with a subscription to a political soap opera

>>49310983
Peak old women cunny. I bet she would baby talk you as she nursed your cock.

>>49311018
Ever looked at greek businesses? They're scummier than any (normal) jew (because they're all jews).

Oil chads, how are we feeling about tomorrow? I’m up so much on my GUSH position I feel like I should trim before oil gets heemed (temporarily, it’s obviously going much higher eventually)

>>49310777
her proportions are weird

>>49311036
She looks like she would be disgusted at the sight of my foreskin.

>>49310996
whatever happened to this little nigga? remember he got got awhile back. but havent heard much since

New
>>49311110
>>49311110>>49311110
>>49311110

>>49310612
If you're actually watching his videos, you're ngmi

>>49311078
>not being circumcised
YNGMI

>>49310559
yes, i tried beating my meat to her and saw that she is a grandma now and still beat my meat

>>49311153
>being circumcised
destined to be a goy since birth

>>49311553
Cope, now I'm closer to God. Enjoy your smegma and fungal infection heathen.

>>49310444
Facebook's Zuckerberg is Jewish. Google's founders, Sergey Brin and Larry Page, are Jewish. Netflix's co-founder Marc Randolph is Jewish. Microsoft's former CEO Steve Ballmer is Jewish. Bill Gates isn't, but he's politically aligned. The current CEO is Indian.

Apple's CEO isn't, but he is openly gay. That leaves Amazon out. Nice try, asking "instead of FAGMAN" when most of FAGMAN had Jewish founders or CEOs. Next time please properly recognize the achievements of the Jewish people who helped make FAGMAN possible.

>>49311595
enjoy losing both feeling and having ED by the age of 27 goyim.

>>49302624
Ukraine war is a fake psyop and the Ukrainian farmers are still planting. They'll be annexed by Russia though, so instead of buying wheat from Ukraine, people might be buying it from Russia.

>>49311078
What healthy garloids!

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!