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>> No.49302173

HOGS / Barrel of WTI Crude PARITY WHEN?

>> No.49302202

are those individuals of european descent?

>> No.49302206
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49302206

Stocks.

>> No.49302207
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>He didn't buy SIDU
It's just starting to get embarrassing

>> No.49302215
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49302215

I dedicate this thread to Anya Taylor Joy. And XOP calls.

>> No.49302216
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49302216

Why line go up?

>> No.49302218

>>49302202
I believe they are Swedish

>> No.49302233

>>49302218
ah yes of course
carry on

>> No.49302235

First time buying stock bros am I gonna make it

>Uranium
>Oil
>SIGA

rate

>> No.49302237

>>49302207
260 to 362, what's the point

>> No.49302239
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>>49302216
Fed operations like QE and QT generally take place at certain, high liquidity times.

>> No.49302263

>>49302237
Profit is profit

>> No.49302272

AMBER bros...

>> No.49302274
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>>49302235
>rate
More like late.

>> No.49302298

>>49302274
:(

>> No.49302302

>>49302237
It all adds up fag. ROI is what matters.

>> No.49302303
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49302303

Quick reminder that Buffet outperformed VOO since inception.

>> No.49302308

>>49302263
it's unrealised, so when it drops 20% tomorrow it's not profit, can easily get 100 a day by working

>> No.49302312
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>>49302215
Based ayy en-joyer.

>> No.49302322

>>49302303
Whats your point?

>> No.49302333

>>49302298
I’m just kidding.
Cases are ramping up regardless of the downplay in the media. I have SIGAY too.
Oil is high right now, but I haven’t sold yet. Uranium will probably be in demand as more countries realize wind and solar are a joke.

>> No.49302338

>>49302272
She shit on his bed. This is an open and closed dedication case.

>> No.49302342

Hollywood woman btfo for lying

>> No.49302363

>>49302338
Defication case

>> No.49302374

>>49302322
Passive investing is massively overrated by actual 95 IQ morons.

>> No.49302378
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>>49302342

>> No.49302381

>>49302363
>Ruining your own joke with a typo
Most shameful display.

>> No.49302388

MEGA PINT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpfCQPWZYeg

>> No.49302393
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>>49302308
I'm sending a tremendous amount of cope, projection, and jealousy

>> No.49302401

>>49302342
She lost?

>> No.49302419
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>>49302393
What did you spend your Indy 500 winnings on?
SOXL I hope?

>> No.49302424
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49302424

PUMP THE MARKET
JOHNNY WON

>> No.49302435

I just longed RICK.

>> No.49302438

>>49302419
Nothing yet, I need someone to shill me some cheap undervalued options.

>> No.49302448

It’s our time mumus! June is pride month.

>> No.49302455

>>49302235
SIGA
>you’re gonna make it

>> No.49302476

Wait I'm getting monthly dividends on schwab? How does that work? Is it just sitting somewhere I can't access or is it just getting reinvested in my mutual funds? Do I have to file a form in order to transfer that money into my bank account instead?

>> No.49302488
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49302488

>Sandberg leaving Facebook
Why the fuck does the market care about this

>> No.49302496

>>49302476
probably into the cash portion of your account unless you set it to automatically reinvest

>> No.49302498
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>>49302448
GOD CREATED THE HEAVENS, HE CREATED THE EARTH, HE CREATED ALL THE HULKAMANIACS, THEN HE CREATED A SET OF 24" PYTHONS, BROTHER.

AND THE REASON FOR IT IS, TO STRAIGHTEN PEOPLE UP, PEOPLE LIKE YOU, TRANNY MAN. PEOPLE THAT DON'T HAVE THEIR PRIORITIES IN ORDER, WHO DON'T REALIZE WHO THE BOSS IS, MAN.
WELL, FOR YOU TRANNY, YOUR TIME IS HERE NOW, BROTHER.

LOYALTY IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, ULTIMATE TRUST, THE BOND BETWEEN ME AND MY HULKAMANIACS, I'M GONNA SMOKE RIGHT BY YOU. BUT JUST REMEMBER ONE THING, DUDE: YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN, SO YOU CAN COPE SEETHE AND DILATE JACK. THERE IS NO WAY YOU'RE EVER GONNA BEAT ME OR THE FACT THAT YWNBAW.
IT SHALL BE WRITTEN, THE HULKSTER SAYS IT SHALL BE DONE.

>> No.49302501

>>49302476
we're not schwab customer service faggot
they're a real broker you can call them with your stupid questions

>> No.49302506
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49302506

I was a bit nervous after selling my biweekly put
But I mustered my courage and opened the chart
should not have worried

>> No.49302512

>>49302374
how much $ are you managing

>> No.49302515
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49302515

>>49302455

>> No.49302517

>>49302498
SLAM EM HULKSTER

>> No.49302519
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49302519

HERE'S THE STORY OF THE HURRICANE

>> No.49302520

>>49302424
Awarded 15 million. Where do I find a crazy rich women to shit on my bed?

>> No.49302524

>>49302476
You can opt-in or out of automatic reinvesting of dividends (per stock, not sure if you can per lot). If you're opted-out they end up as a credit to your cash balance in your account.

>> No.49302549
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>>49302157
>tfw I've been holding SPY puts for over a fucking week

>> No.49302551

>>49302308
>it's unrealised
What does realized and unrealized mean? Why are unrealized gains even in the investment lexicon, do people really not sell after a quick 20% pump on some meme stock?

>> No.49302555
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49302555

>>49302498

>> No.49302560

>>49302512
Just my own money. Low 7 figs.

But I'll happily recommend anyone towards certain active funds I know of that have zero TSLA holdings.

>> No.49302562
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49302562

I literally bought a little bit of BULZ like three minutes before the Sheryl Sandberg news dropped. Fucking bullshit.

>> No.49302567

>>49302501
Charles Schwab over here

>> No.49302568

>>49302524
I think I get it, I see a history of some of my stocks just getting reinvested by default which I never realized till now. So just turning that off will just have that sent to me instead, thanks for clearing that up

>> No.49302569
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>>49302235
It's perfect

>> No.49302573
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49302573

>up 1% yesterday
>Down 2% today
Wow, I'm not an expert but I feel like this isn't the way to make money.

>> No.49302579
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49302579

>>49302515

>> No.49302582

>>49302562
lol meta lmao

>> No.49302592

>>49302551
taxes

>> No.49302593

>>49302374
Nobody on /smg/ does the reddit bogle thing

>> No.49302599
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49302599

zuckerbros?

>> No.49302619

>>49302374
It does pretty good for 95 IQ though

>> No.49302630

is that seething streetshitter still here?

>> No.49302635

>>49302599
I don't get how Sandberg leaving is a big deal. It feels like all the Big Tech companies are purging their woke idealogues, seems bullish to me

>> No.49302637
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49302637

>faceberg
how can one man be so lucky

>> No.49302640
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49302640

SIDU SLOW DOWN MY BENIS CANT KEEP UP!!!

>> No.49302647
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>>49302476
You literally get asked if you want to DRIP when you buy.

t. Charles Schwab

>> No.49302650

>>49302374
bro i lost 30k last year and 30k this year unrelized and i' down another 20k unrealized
i fucking wish i had just settled for some nitwit low iq investing scheme

>> No.49302654

>>49302599

>Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg says she is stepping down

Oy vey!!!!

>> No.49302661
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>>49302640
TO THE MOON

>> No.49302662

>>49302635
One single Jew leaving is a tragedy

>> No.49302669

>>49302520
Spirit cooking events.

>> No.49302671

>>49302308
So sell

>> No.49302675
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>>49302640
I've made a total of $2 on that.

>> No.49302676

>>49302647
I dont think I got that prompt, at least I dont remember. I had to transfer over to schwab from another website a while ago

>> No.49302677

>>49302567
>>49302647
Crazy how Charles Schwab *and* Peter Lynch are both still alive.

>> No.49302682

When is Big Money going to rug the market? Thursday? Friday? Next week?

>> No.49302687
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49302687

How do we profit from this?

>> No.49302691
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49302691

is faggotpox actually spreading? fuck the media, fuck /pol/, fuck the coof, fuck the cdc, give me your own opinion.

>> No.49302695

>>49302661
me in the middle

>> No.49302700

>>49302635
probably not a big deal to the company, but it may signal internal turmoil which spooks the market a little.

>> No.49302712

>>49302654
Sheryl Sand Jew is being replaced by a cheese danish.

>> No.49302719
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DWAC IS THE NIGGER STOCK MADE FROM NIGGERS AND FOR THE NIGGERS.
IF YOU'RE HOLDING A BALANCE OF EVEN A -$0.01 OF THIS STOCK CREATED BY NIGGERS TO STEAL NIGGER MONEY,
YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN MONGOLOID RETARD NIGGER.
PROVE ME WRONG, YOU CAN'T BITCH ASS NIGGA.

>> No.49302726
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>>49302691
Yes but it's not a big deal.

>> No.49302730
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>>49302691
Yes but I think it's a big nothingburger as long as you get treated and you don't live in a third world shithole.

>> No.49302734

>>49302691
Yes. It’s being downplayed hard.

>> No.49302733
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49302733

two "red" days in a row where we bounced and recovered by close. green day incoming

>> No.49302739

>>49302676
To be fair, I don't use the web interface, only SSE, but it says it in the order tool with a check box. Otherwise, yes, it's a cash credit. Check your transaction history and it should be there on the established pay date (assuming you had it on the ex-date).

>> No.49302743

>>49302712
Fuck now I want a one of those and a cup of coffee and a juul pod.

>> No.49302756

>>49302593
No one here should need to store their money with active funds either, although perhaps laziness in retirement accounts could make it a convenient option if you don't wanna waste time micromanaging money that can't be touched for 30+ more years.

>> No.49302762
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>>49302677
And you neve see them in a room together... Curious.

>> No.49302774

I timed the bottom of TQQQ perfectly but only bought a laughable amount. Currently up 22% and it sucks

>> No.49302775

>>49302730
NAIL amirite

>> No.49302778

>>49302730
WHO and the media is going to fear the npcs into vaccination again. They made so much money with COVID no way they going to let that opportunity slip. The Siga guy works for Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation now btw

>> No.49302794

>>49302691
>is faggotpox actually spreading?
Do fags constantly have unprotected sex with everyone even when there's an ongoing lethal plague spreading through unprotected gay sex?

>> No.49302803

>>49302774
Don't worry, it's gonna crash again

>> No.49302806
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49302806

SIGgArs we are pumping!!!

>> No.49302811

>>49302730
Hmm, I’m thinking Home Depot might be a good play

>> No.49302814

>>49302778
or this is the big one and they intentionally eroded faith in public health/medicine so that they could achieve their goals with this one
>inb4 get your 5th booster

>> No.49302816
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49302816

SIGA BROOOOS

>> No.49302822

>>49302726
>>49302730
so no where near smallpox level of threat and spread?

>>49302734
hmmm i will agree that one should always inverse the media

>> No.49302825
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AND THEY DONT STOP CRABBING
>AND THEY DONT STOP CRABBING
AND THEY DONT STOP CRABBING
>AND THEY DONT STOP CRABBING
AND THEY DONT STOP CRABBING
>AND THEY DONT STOP CRABBING
AND THEY DONT STOP CRABBING
>AND THEY DONT STOP CRABBING
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>AND THEY DONT STOP CRABBING
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>AND THEY DONT STOP CRABBING
AND THEY DONT STOP CRABBING
>AND THEY DONT STOP CRABBING
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>AND THEY DONT STOP CRABBING
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>AND THEY DONT STOP CRABBING
AND THEY DONT STOP CRABBING
>AND THEY DONT STOP CRABBING

>> No.49302827

>>49302775
Haha imagine buying the top of NAIL a few months ago
Couldn't be me

>> No.49302843

fly SIGA fly

>> No.49302848
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>>49302825

>> No.49302849

>>49302778
So, what do you think? Buy now before close or wait for a pull back?

>> No.49302859
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>>49302733
Probably. 200 hour line is acting as support on spy and qqq for now. Looks good for an attempt at bullish continuation.

>> No.49302879
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>>49302825
OH N-

>> No.49302881

>>49302849
We just had a pullback yesterday

>> No.49302884

>>49302794
Is pox really being spread among gays?

>> No.49302905

>>49302843
Yes let's go SIGA cmon flying! Tell all your gay friends to have more gay sex. Let's go!!!!

>> No.49302930
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49302930

SIGA Bros, today marks the start of pride month! Show your support!

>> No.49302985
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>>49302905
>>49302930
you guys are on to something

>> No.49303004
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49303004

Yep, the market is going to lose all its gains from last week lamo

>> No.49303010

FB news
>she released a took titled “Option B” centered around the topic.

God CNBC can't even use proper spelling

>> No.49303017

>>49302930
I thought it was Asian heritage month?

>> No.49303022

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING YOU SAID BULL MARKET WAS BACK I WENT ALL IN

>> No.49303024

Man this has got to stop. This market is such absolute, festering ass herpes. Up 1.5%, down 1.5%, slow burn up or down for hours and hours. Every day with this shit.

>> No.49303030
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49303030

uh oh stinky

>> No.49303036

>>49303004
Even WEAT?

>> No.49303039

>>49303010

It's easy to spot which articles were written by women

>> No.49303041
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49303041

goodbye

>> No.49303049

Apple shitting the bed

>> No.49303052

the market is crabbing because institutional players are accumulating for the next leg up in the recovery pump

>> No.49303059
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>>49303022
>I WENT ALL IN

>> No.49303067
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>I was gonna buy today, but didn't

>> No.49303068

So this is the power of fag pride month

>> No.49303069
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49303069

Up 3.67% today!

>> No.49303070

>>49303052
>recovery pump
pic related

>> No.49303077

Closed my puts in the red, we can dump now.

>> No.49303089
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49303089

Very nice dump at the end bros.

>> No.49303091

Oh that pump that was going ceaselessly for the last 4 hours? Oh that was just a clerical error l'mao yeah we're gonna undo all of it within 6 minutes.

>> No.49303105

>>49303077
Why sell at a loss, ride that bitch to expiration. Although then again, I have a really big problem with taking mediocre gains when I took on huge risk

>> No.49303111
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And just like that, SPY is going to 390 in 2 weeks

>> No.49303125

>>49303111
I'd like to spend an afternoon in that mouth.

>> No.49303145
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49303145

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.49303151

>>49303111
FUCK I LOVE PITS

>> No.49303157

>>49303010
FOOL OF A TOOK

>> No.49303158
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49303158

>>49303111
How smooth are her pits?

>> No.49303167

>>49303151
You would.

>> No.49303181

>>49303069
Up 0.75% here, not much but that's $300 for me. I also only trade for the first hour after open, because I'd rather get fucked by a cactus than try to deal all day with the cancer that is the stock market in current year.

>> No.49303184

>>49302579
where's the 4chan pride logo

>> No.49303191
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>>49303167
I didn't until a few years ago this coworker would wear strapless dresses all the time.

>> No.49303193

>>49303145
Only like 6% because of that bullshit EOD dump.

>> No.49303213
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49303213

>>49303145
Meh

>> No.49303226

>>49303145
Up 2.32%
Back at ath

>> No.49303267
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49303267

>>49303145
I'm just not looking

>> No.49303291
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49303291

>>49303267
Rolling

>> No.49303295

>>49302374
~90% of active managers underperform their benchmarks including the indexes. Every active manager will market themselves as the 10% and may even have a dynamite year but really just be part of the 90% fee grubbing horde. Biggest recent example is ARK, older is LTCM.
Active managers are used as part of an overall risk balanced portfolio for HNW individuals. But the odds still favor index investing.

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49303325

>>49303181
based, I think we're gonna make it bro!

>> No.49303330

>>49303267
this from today? our boy David rang the bell?

also 5get

>> No.49303347

HPbros, wtfwt

>> No.49303374

>>49303105
Eating a 10% loss on a single trade is much easier than holding it through this clown market in my opinion.

>> No.49303389
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2021 Inflation: 2%
2022 Inflation: 10%
2023 Inflation 12% (10%+2%)
Why FRED aiming for 2% inflation instead of -8% deflation?

>> No.49303390

What the fuck was that closing dump

>> No.49303395

CHEWYBROS WE MADE IT.

>> No.49303407
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Jesus fucking christ, why the ABSOLUTE FUCK does something happening to Facebook have anything at all to do with motherfucking semiconductors?? How the fuck does SOXL and all of its underlying look exactly like the FB ticker after the Sandberg news dropped? I can accept clown world normally but this is just fucking nonsensical

>> No.49303412

>>49303389
It's actually going to be 24%, not 12% :)

>> No.49303415

>>49303395
lmao

>> No.49303420

>>49303389
Shut up goyim

>> No.49303429

>>49303407
Because face berg is a major part of the sissy verse

>> No.49303443

>>49303395
I just saw a delivery guy bringing a package with "chewy" tape on it to one of my neighbors. It was a sign and I missed it.

>> No.49303452

>>49303407
Tech is basically the sole consumer of semis, so the industries are tied for major moves. If tech goes down, so do semis. If semi prices go up, tech goes down, and semi stays flat or down due to implied reduced purchase of semis due to up'd price but increased price leading to better profit.

>> No.49303488
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>>49303389
Why would they want you to have more purchasing power with your dollar?

>> No.49303523
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GME is mooning AH after posting bullish earnings

>> No.49303530
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>>49303267
Looks like nice people

>> No.49303540
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>>49303347
Huh?

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>>49303523
>bullish earnings
>-2.08 eps

>> No.49303569

>S&P down
>VIX down

topkek, I love this crab market

>> No.49303594

>>49303523
If it goes to $1000 will you finally sell and move on?

>> No.49303618

>>49303452
Yeah I guess the COO of one company changing means that the cloud will stop growing and no longer need semis

>> No.49303623

>>49303523
ummm they lost you money sweatie

>> No.49303635
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CHWY sisters!

>> No.49303648

>>49303540
hpe

>> No.49303678
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ASMB stock ladies!

>> No.49303683
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Nice

>> No.49303689

>>49303618
Fool, valuation, and therefore expansion, which is based on valuation, is hyperleveraged. Anything that can possibly even so much as barely reduce GROWTH (not value) automatically tanks everything, which includes the departure of a C-level which requires time, effort, and money to get a new one and train xir to be as knowledgeable as the previous one.

>> No.49303694

SPY looks like it’s going down the tube after hours lol

>> No.49303718
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I panic sold all my losses

>> No.49303720

>>49303565
probably will act like best buy; pumped on low earnings to over 10% and wiped out all the level headed put holders like me

>> No.49303733

cant stop wont stop game stop ticker GME

>> No.49303741

>>49303694
time to buy

>> No.49303752

>>49303648
Oh, tech
Well of course it's going to dump. Should have bought OFS companies

>> No.49303758

>GMEniggers getting cocky again over horrible earnings

>> No.49303771

>>49303694
>>49303741
VIX, VOLQ and other volatility indices are steadily going downwards though which is annoying.

>> No.49303777

>>49303733
how close are you to breaking even

>> No.49303782

>>49303395
Yes i am now back to even on my shares.
In for the long haul.

>> No.49303789
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49303789

My friend, I have good deal for you today you see. When you think of riches you must think INAQ. Fellow Indian Chamath palihapitiya and Mark Cuban has blessed us with very good fortunes. We must take advantage, do or do not is not a choice but a must. Listen to me friend, we will make it and when the signal comes we exit. The choice is left to you and you alone friend. Friend now is time to dd on INAQ. This is not a brainer. You see the line go up and now down, almost straight. This is healthy for investment and gap fill. I know this is too technical for you understand. Trust the plan and trust me. This is the way we make it and rich, very rich. Thank you for choosing metromile by Cuba. My friend you must be patient to make the moneys good sir. This is huge, very massive investment opportunity that is once in a life time. Please be the patients and wait for incredible riches that are surely on their way right now. My friend, scare money make no money at all.

>> No.49303814

>>49303689
Valuation and P/E do not matter, all that matters is the FED.

>> No.49303816

>>49303758
>GME
Its going to dump after the call like it always does

>> No.49303823

>>49303145
everything mildly green. bueno

>> No.49303825
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49303825

Which faction are you? I lean towards delusional.

>> No.49303843

>>49303412
>>49303389
Nothing the FED does will matter because sharply increasing prices are complicated almost purely by retarded policies on oil which are borderline the government declaring war on the population. The cost to move everything is shooting upwards because the supply is being constricted.

>> No.49303880

>>49303771
because literally everything is selling, dunno if you notice but niggas are struggling so pulled their money out

>> No.49303898

is it too late to buy NRGU or GUSH?

>> No.49303902
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Uhhhh guys is this gearing up to pump again for Juneteenth?

>> No.49303930

>>49303902
been in since february, scaling out now

>>49303898
i just bought some calls so probably yes

>> No.49303936

I get chewy deliveries all the time

>> No.49303949
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>JEPI is actively managed
Fuck. Looked like such a good thing.

>> No.49304003

>Chinese vaping company RLX technology ipo’d at $12 a share. The prospectus for its IPO includes this:
>”we have identified material weakness in our internal controls over financial reporting”
>exactly what is the material weakness? The prospectus says this:
>”the material weakness identified related to the lack of sufficient competent financial reporting and accounting personal with appropriate understanding of US GAAP to design and implement formal period end financial reporting, and to prepare and review consolidated financial statements

Hey Gweillo, it’s raysist to call out our incorrect earnings
>>49303880
>even selling is hitting vol
Sicc thesis bruh

>> No.49304020

>>49303949
Mmmmmm yeah you really want to get heemed with methodical call selling that bad?

>> No.49304032

God please let tomorrow be green...

>> No.49304036

>>49303880
>everything is SO bad that even the people who make money when the market is going down are selling, causing the market to go down
Whoa!

>> No.49304062

>>49304020
Actively managed holdings suck

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>>49304003
>>49304003
>Hey Gweillo, it’s raysist to call out our incorrect earnings
meh

>> No.49304092

so what do we think about gme results fellow stockbros

>> No.49304102

>>49303374
You might as well make smaller bets.

>> No.49304110
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49304110

Get to work, open up work email and see this.. kek
Short Boeing

>> No.49304143

who is worse, monkey torture anon or >no politics outside of /pol/ anon?

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>>49304110
No wonder their new shit sucks ass.

>> No.49304160

>>49304143
Those who don't get dubs
CHECK EM

>> No.49304189

son wanted chic fil a today....$28 for 2 meals and I live in bumble fuck...

between food , gas and summer temperatures this is going to be a shit show.

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>>49304189
Summer of PAIN!

>> No.49304241

How many SOXL bagholders committed suicide over the last three months?

>> No.49304260

>>49304241
Chop Chop Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Beta slippage....

>> No.49304281
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>>49304241
not enough

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>>49304189
>$28 for 2 meals

>> No.49304296

>>49304241
Unironically, might be a good amount.

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>>49304241
I got out on that last pump a few days ago. Was at -50% and got out with -15%, been holding since March. Learned my lesson though, never touching LETFs again.

>> No.49304316

>>49304189
>not going to McDonald’s and getting 2 hot and spicys and a coke for $3

>> No.49304330

>>49304241
>$28
2 full meals - a sandwich, fries, and a drink are $20. stop eating so much

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China and Russia are ultimately going to get the blame for inflation aren't they?

>> No.49304343

>>49304303
The only good LETF with liquid options is UVXY everything else is trash no liquidity

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>> No.49304347

WHAT
A
FREAK
SHOW

>> No.49304358
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID GME BEAT
M-MY SHORT THIS CAN'T
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*rips hair out*
GODDAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.49304374

>>49304342
You are late to the Putinflation narrative

>> No.49304389
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>>49304358
GME holders are about to learn what they've done to Silver for the past 30 years.

>> No.49304390

so they are pulling all kinds off shit to keep oil down. artificial and momentary dips. it also hits the companies

oil going up too much means market is kill. so basically they are trying to slow the inevitable. the slow climb up keeps happening and at the top is the edge of the cliff..

rate my bear thesis broskis??

>> No.49304423

>>49304390
It is extremely likely they are fudging oil numbers, yes.

>> No.49304426

>>49304389
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I DON'T BREAK EVEN UNLESS IT D00MPS 40%
I HAVE BEEN SHOORTING SINCE 1986
AAAAHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWW HECK

>> No.49304461

>>49302401
>>49302342
She is going to be selling ass on the street.

>> No.49304471

>>49304374
No I know that but they haven't started blaming the chink lockdowns yet as far as I know

>> No.49304475

>>49304390
big oil is fighting back and winning by just simply not increasing production or refinement in the capacity that would make oil crash down to below 60 again. They're only making it worse by denying oil chads their profits. Its time to capitulate to big energy.

>> No.49304487

My work offers free soda and expects me to be socially shamed into never taking one. I’m gonna go sit by the fridge and fill my backpack full of sodas to take home

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>>49304241
Haven't roped yet, $30.45 average
>>49304303
Yeah that's what I said the last time I got out of SOXL with a meager profit, but here I am

>> No.49304544

>>49304487
lose weight fat fuck

>> No.49304552

>>49304487
When I worked in Pizza Delivery a few years back I took so many sodas from them that I probably cost them $100 a month. Didn't have anyone to sell it to though.

>> No.49304573
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You seriously thought it was going up?
Well everybody makes mistakes,rookie.

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sqqq chads, tomorrow we cash in

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>>49304609
Bobo transitioned?

>> No.49304627

>>49304544
Fuck you schlomo I’m taking the fucking sodas

>> No.49304647

>>49304609
SQQQ is the new SOXL but it peaked at 63.

>> No.49304668
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ALERT
ALERT
SIGA CHADS
WE ARE MOONING AH
ALERT ALERT

>> No.49304679

>>49304647
buy at 47, cash in at 52 is my plan

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49304690

I bought chwy puts

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based

>> No.49304698

Poopoo peepee I am shorting real estate. DRV is the new soxl

>> No.49304706
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Just a reminder that we bounced off the spy 30 sma today and macd is still very bullish with upwards momentum intact. We are halfway through this bear market rally

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>>49304706
You forgot your trip,fucking faggot

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>>49304694
>from China to Vietnam
I HATE OUTSOURCING I HATE OUTSOURCING I HATE OUTSOURCING

>> No.49304744

Can we please have a green day

>> No.49304752

Any small/micro cap EV companies that are actually worth investing in at this point?

>> No.49304758
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>ywn dance with young aoc before the world went to hell in 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj2Xald7NYQ
It's not fucking fair

>> No.49304767
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>>49304726
Heard it bawlf ways b’

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Test

>> No.49304776
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>>49304744
No

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>>49304744
Two weeks after next rate hike,only one day though okay?

>> No.49304800

>>49303295
Yes, this is the 95 IQ take. Thanks for repeating it.

>> No.49304821

>>49304774
>reddit.com
lol

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ugh MFIN mooning, I should have tossed 10k today. Instead i started working out and forgot. REEEEEEEE wrong gains today

>> No.49304852

>>49304423
yeah the last dump made think this

>>49304475
true its our time now

>> No.49304870

>>49304706
>look at chart
>cycle through every period of SMA or EMA between 1 and 1000
>find one that coincides with the low of the day
>"we bounced off the ....."
Is there anything worse than a TA fag?

>> No.49304886

>>49304573
Sold my Netflix calls this morning before drop. Loaded on spy and tsla puts all day. Sold some before close still holding a shit ton though.

We red tomorrow right bobo?

>> No.49304899

>>49304870
Watch
And
Learn

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>>49304886
>we red tomorrow
Lightly red tmrw,friday is gonna be a showtime though

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market is going to retest spy 390 low source; fuck you

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Fresh off the press lads

>> No.49305091

>>49305073
meh

>> No.49305102

Welcome to the first day of QT everybody!!!!

>> No.49305120

The fact that CHWY just gained 20% in AH proves that all the Inflation talk is s lie. That is all I am going to tell you.

>> No.49305137

>>49305102
>he doesn't know China is buying the FED's bags
lmao
lmao

>> No.49305146

>>49304690
I noticed if a stock dumps in advance of a bad earnings report then the dump is already priced and the hedge funds rip short sellers a new asshole

>> No.49305154

>>49305091
>>49305073
>meh
Its about SIGA you retard

>> No.49305162

>>49304985
379 is it's low...

>> No.49305165

>>49305154
double meh

>> No.49305191

>>49305137
Mmmm China has been short US treasuries since 2012, proof now please

>> No.49305194

>>49305146
Salesforce PE is now 155

>> No.49305244

>>49305194
I sold some calls today, they did pretty good. Made most of my gains for the day

>> No.49305270

the past two days now has ended pretty mildly for this so called QT melt down I keep seeing around here

>> No.49305302

>>49305191
Their trade surplus is larger than ever. They need a place to park their cash.

>> No.49305315

>>49305270
I don't think the treasury note auctions are until like the 15th

>> No.49305353

>>49305270
See anon what a silver lining, I’m glad you have such a good attitude about this because we have 10 more years of bonds to roll off still

>> No.49305368

>>49305315
didn't the last major dump happen like a week out from the fed presentation

>> No.49305379

>>49305302
Mmm their trade surplus has been extremely large anytime in the past decade, I asked for proof the Chinese are increasing treasury purchases not conjecture

>> No.49305391 [DELETED] 

>>49305194
Salesforce also happens to make a profoundly shitty, clunky, outdatedly monolithic product that is almost universally hated by everyone who uses it. Source: am a former technical architect at a cloud consultancy specializing in Salesforce implementations. Just makes their P/E even more of a joke. But their business model actually benefits from their platform being such a massive piece of shit. Companies get entrenched because they get entire teams of people on the payroll to maintain the rube goldberg machine that is their Salesforce org. Salesforce's entire business model is literally the sunk costs fallacy lol.

>> No.49305432

What's a good daily profit margin for daytrading?

>> No.49305436

who bought puts who bought calls

>> No.49305453

>>49303814
FED affects future valuation via money printing.

>> No.49305468

What are some solid tech companies managed by black talent?

>> No.49305502

>>49302778
Siga makes anti viral. Not a vaccine.

>>49302811
I was an ASM there in my late 20s. I got paid about $80k/yr. You don’t need a degree so it’s not bad. It’s a good company to work for.

>> No.49305508

>>49304971
why does bobo look like a dog?

>> No.49305525
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SIGA to present at the WHO conference this Friday regarding Moneypox

>LETS FUCKEN GO

>> No.49305563
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>>49305525
based SIGA

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>>49305525

>> No.49305591

>>49305432
Depends on your investment and needs. If you’re trading $10,000, you can make a quick $200 on a 2% gain. $400 on $20,000. I don’t know how much you need to live daily.

>> No.49305610

>>49302157
If my ID is red or pink -100% dump tomorrow

>> No.49305647

>>49305610
It’s brown for poopoo. Red and green make brown, so crab it is.

>> No.49305657

>>49305432
Bro idk. I ran 5k to 22k with fb puts.

Got fucked messing with spy puts too early. Now I'm sitting here with like 18k holding some spy and tsla puts. They expire Friday btw, I tend to not like holding overnight but these I had to

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>>49304491
Anyone have the story on this?

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Who's baking?

>> No.49305722

>>49305692
Me

>> No.49305731

How long until tech trannies and their army of dilator robots get heemed for good

>> No.49305735

I hope this is the last smg thread. This place is a shithole anyway.

>> No.49305771

>>49305680
This is a goblina-free zone.

>> No.49305816

>>49304491
Yo did someone get an assault charge for this

>> No.49305906

>>49305735
how is your kungflu going? for me it was pretty meh 2 days tired.

>> No.49305916

>>49305816
Maybe the thot for assaulting our eyes.

>> No.49305931

>>49305906
Let me guess: vaxoid

>> No.49305989

is the federal reserve apolitical?

>> No.49305990

>>49305680
>>49305816
utube comments say its fake

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>>49303523
Their earnings were dogshit. In fact, them beating revenue and missing earnings by so much is if anything incredibly bearish because the company is clearly run by incompetent nonces.
The only people buying the stock are bagholders, who are going to be stuck bagholding and slowly bleeding value for years.
"But muh short squeeze!" The SEC canceled that yesterday, its not happening, the hedges don't need to close out their shorts EVER. They can just collateralize them for capital to reinvest.

>> No.49306031

>>49305989
Yes. It works for the banks not the government.

>> No.49306047
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49306047

I got 15k to park. What non tech stock should I go in? Already in a copper stock. Sirs?

>> No.49306070

>>49305931
yeah two fauci ouchies and it was like 8 months since the last one when i got shanghai sniffles.
felt super tired and walking wasnt fun the two days

>> No.49306074

>>49306047
Probably gold. It’s still relatively low

>> No.49306097

>>49306074
I already own physical gold and silver. I guess ill just keep gambling with sqqq

>> No.49306120

>>49306070
For some reason, all my vaxoid colleagues are getting the wuhan cough every other month, while neither me nor any of my friends ever got it, despite never masking or distancing if possible.

>> No.49306129

>>49306047
BG bhenchods

>> No.49306142

>>49297705
>>49297705
>>49297705
recycle
>>49297705
>>49297705
>>49297705
recycle

>> No.49306166

>>49306070
I haven't got off the couch since Sunday. There's a bottle of scotch on my coffee table and I haven't touched it. I'm about to shower and go get juul pods though. I'm on my last pod.

>> No.49306205

>>49306142
Recycling is for communists

>> No.49306288

>>49305657
I ran 8k to 20$ on FB calls

>> No.49306302

>>49306120
one friend was at a small party where everyone got it. the unvaxxed got hit the hardest. guess it depends on genes too. dunno

>>49306166
have you taken painkillers? for me those made me feel almost normal. then it was over after eating one more day off pain pills.

booze and ecigs lol quite the medicine. i sometimes take edibles when ill. its funner that way to lay around

>> No.49306743

>>49306302
Yeah I've been taking 200mg of ibuprofen every 4 hours.

>> No.49307781

>>49302207
>$360
>1/4 of your portfolio
You are broke as hell