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>/pol/ bots spamming bear and doom porn
buy signal

>>49297569
why so much ketchup and sauces but nothing worthy like 20kg bags of rice?
why are you not even trying to hide your muttism?

>>49297569
there are hardly any calories there kek

>>49297569
That's a very well organised pantry.

Goyslop garbage, pass.

>>49297569
>ketchup, sugar water and pickles
Kek

>>49297569
This picture is gotta be bait. Right? Right?

>>49297569
Looks like a very nutritious and diversified food stockpile for the coming collapse. Nice job OP.

>>49297569
Buy more ketchup and pickles until inevitable shortage

>>49297569
might as well just buy corn syrup right away

>>49297569
Like a third of that shelf includes vinegar.

>>49297569
>Bro, prepare for the apocalypse by stocking up on ketchup broooo

The OP pic made me sick and im an amerimutt wtf

>>49297569
$2.82 for a 19 oz container of Kool Aid powdered mix????? WTF?????? i better stockpile that shit right NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>49297569
Why would anyone need that much ketchup?

>>49297569
When everyone is investing in food, the smart man invests in bullets.

>>49299970
>Why would anyone need that much ketchup?
You have to eat fruity pebbles with something

>>49297569
>Food stockpile crashes, destroying most items.
Now what?

>>49300002
when the midwits are investing in bullets, the smart man is buying toilet paper

>>49299235
Amerisharts need ketchup and ranch to sruvive, they put it on everything.

>>49299970
i still have 1 bottle of ketchup from 3 years ago and diablo sauce packets from taco bell from 5 years ago

I got four 55 gallon drums of high fructose corn syrup, 5 gallons of red40, 5 gallons of blue1, 5 gallons of yellow6.
Im ready for anything

>>49297569
You have more sauces than actual food.

>>49297569
Thanks for convincing me to invest in COW. My COW is green.

>>49297738
>>49297797
>>49297844
>>49297856
>>49297888
Why do you retards think thats all he has? Its 1 pic. Are you planning to survive with only plain rice and beans?

>>49297569
>mostly sugary shit
>all that salsa

>>49300297
because a lot of that shit wont last a year. oreos lmao. yeah faggot rice and beans is what you want because it will last a lot longer than sara lee cakes lmao. its a survival situation. you will be thanking god every day for the privilege to eat the rice and beans.

>>49300297
>Are you planning to survive with only plain rice and beans?
Yes
Other than that, like eggs, comes from the barn

>>49300050
I'm going to rob you of you're toilet paper.

>>49300121
That’s bullshit. Really the only thing ketchup is good for is chicken nuggets, fries, steak.

Most Americans I know only use ranch on salad, buffalo wings, pizza etc besides that we don’t really use those sauces all that much

I have been stockpiling and continue to do so.
If you survive through 2032, you've made it.

>>49300370
When you have eaten your rice and beans for couple months you will wish you had some spices or other shit you could throw in there

>food stockpiles
>a fuckton of ketchup and marinara sauce

>>49300433
>ketchup is good for is chicken nuggets
gross. use honey mustard instead

>>49300382
poop tic/k/et memes were great

>>49300451
yeah not ketchup and marinara sauce. they could have bought cans of whole san marzano tomatoes and had way more nutrients and versatility over fucking ketchup. do people not know how to cook with basic ingredients anymore?

>>49297569
7/11 still offers free chili and cheese
When they start charging those extras is when I'll start worrying

>>49297569
>sugar sugar sugar
this must be the stockpile of a burger

Rate my stockpile

>>49300595
>the average americans diet

>>49300595
too much cereal and no a&w root beer

>>49300595
cringe and shit

>>49300050
When the midwits are investing in toilet paper, the 90IQ chad is finishing his plumbing certification.

>>49300595
you forget the infant formula for yourself

>>49300538
a lot of them legit don't people from 18-30 are legit retards when it comes to cooking.

>>49297569
You'll be so fcking fat and ugly after eating all this shit

>>49297569
>all that ketchup

>>49300188
It really was the best time of my life. I had tons of rice and beans and deenz and flour and toilet paper and lighter fluid and ammo, long before the normies caught on.

I started stocking up in Jan 2020 and still remember driving by Costco and seeing lines around the entire building while i went home to a house literally over flowing with food, survival gear and ammo.

Soon as Corona hit my town i quit my job and holed up with the wife for 6 weeks, didnt see a soul. We mostly stayed naked except when i went out rabbit or turkey hunting each morning. We fucked like rabbits and made a baby.

I checked /pol/ every few hours, anxiously awaiting the glorious collapse. Watching the case numbers sky rocket, getting more and more excited. And thinking that finally, for the first time ever, it was actually happening.

Then places started opening back up, my old job called wanting to know if i had ran off into the mountains or if i wanted to come back to work. Califags and libshits started invading my town, changing it, ruining it. Pricing all us locals out of homes. Sain coon overdosed and the cities were burned, making the exodus accelerate even more.

No thousands dead in the streets, no getting to shoot starving niggers in my driveway...just a big fat fucking floppy wet jewish dick right in my face.

But sometimes i think back to March and April 2020, to Gary, to boxes of 5.56 and mounds of deenz and i shed a tear.....knowing itll never be like that again. We reached a rare high note in America that will serve as some sort of high water mark, the last bastion of hope that the faggot greedy normies and kikes were about to get rekt.

Now we all know that none of us are getting out of this machine, not alive, not intact physically, financially, or spiritually. We are literally being torn asunder by pedophile demons and nobody gives a shit...just keep booming, cooming, and consooming.

Fake and Gay

All Americans really are just niggers.

>>49300595
N

>white people

>>49300451
SPICES!!!!!!

>>49297569
I already did

>>49297569
If we're ever in a scenario where that happen, I'll just start looting retards thinking they're safe.
What do you think?
That you'll stay /cozy/ at home with your stockpiles waiting the crisis out?
No... you'll get a glimpse of my face through your window at night and shit yourself.

>>49300595
cornsyrup/10

>>49301637
I approve. Unless that top shelf is canned cum.

>>49297569
how can you live on sauce?

>>49301425
>>>49300188
>It really was the best time of my life. I had tons of rice and beans and deenz and flour and toilet paper and lighter fluid and ammo, long before the normies caught on.
>I started stocking up in Jan 2020 and still remember driving by Costco and seeing lines around the entire building while i went home to a house literally over flowing with food, survival gear and ammo.
>Soon as Corona hit my town i quit my job and holed up with the wife for 6 weeks, didnt see a soul. We mostly stayed naked except when i went out rabbit or turkey hunting each morning. We fucked like rabbits and made a baby.
>I checked /pol/ every few hours, anxiously awaiting the glorious collapse. Watching the case numbers sky rocket, getting more and more excited. And thinking that finally, for the first time ever, it was actually happening.
>Then places started opening back up, my old job called wanting to know if i had ran off into the mountains or if i wanted to come back to work. Califags and libshits started invading my town, changing it, ruining it. Pricing all us locals out of homes. Sain coon overdosed and the cities were burned, making the exodus accelerate even more.
>No thousands dead in the streets, no getting to shoot starving niggers in my driveway...just a big fat fucking floppy wet jewish dick right in my face.
>But sometimes i think back to March and April 2020, to Gary, to boxes of 5.56 and mounds of deenz and i shed a tear.....knowing itll never be like that again. We reached a rare high note in America that will serve as some sort of high water mark, the last bastion of hope that the faggot greedy normies and kikes were about to get rekt.
>Now we all know that none of us are getting out of this machine, not alive, not intact physically, financially, or spiritually. We are literally being torn asunder by pedophile demons and nobody gives a shit...just keep booming, cooming, and consooming.
>Fake and Gay

>>49303788
i ironically buy toilet paper in bulk on the reg to save money or whenever a nice coupon arises. many times i forget how much toilet paper i actually do have and wind up stacking toilet paper on top of toilet paper actually being mad that i now have too much toilet paper. i tell you when the normies and NPCs started grabbing on to TP for dear life and pushing grannies to the ground because they're too afraid to wipe their assholes with anything else except a piece of tissue paper, i remember being locked down in my house with toilet paper already stacked to the ceiling laughing my ass off on all the people waiting hours in front of Walgreen's to open to get TP before they run out