/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49300390
WHAT EDITION IS THIS!?!?!?

SIDU

>>49300402
Legal drugs, illegal handguns?

>>49300402
lolcanada edition?

>>49300402
Fascist leaf edition

>>49300402
fuck leafs in general edition

Just bought another AR-15

>>49300402
it's obviously a dog fucker edition

Baggie is gay addition

>post fake news about oil
>it dumps
>fake news revealed to be fake
>no reaction
How many times has this happened in the last 3 months?

>>49300390
What brands appeal to zoomers?
Need scooping ideas for when this crash finishes.
Lululemon? Apple? What else?

>>49300431
I am not a homosexual!

>>49300402

>>49300441
shopify

>>49300441
thots and whoever makes the best fidget spinners?

>>49300441
niggerlicious™

>>49300411
Bought 10 shares just for the memes. When do I sell? kek

>>49300441
disney

what if this is a cup and handle forming

My dad works at the fed and he told me today would close green.

>>49300441
Spotify, draftkings, Robinhood, Roblox, take two, ATVI, Snapchat, gnus, mtch idk

So now that Trudaeu has b& handguns you think we could make some money bringing them some guns? We can just run them through North Dakota or Montana.

>>49300484
$57

>>49300463
Is this a brand? Where can I buy shopify products?

>>49300441
whoever makes the gayest mundane product

>>49300402
QT edition

>>49300390
spy will be 390 by friday

>>49300402
"If you short your enemies you lose" edition

>>49300437
they are just slowing down the inevitable my fellow barron

CVNA is still a $5 billion market cap company lol

>>49300492
Thanks for the head up David Powell.

>>49300534
Good gawg, get that girl some sunscreen

this rally might have another leg in it, up to ^GSPC 4200 before heading down to 3800

Does anyone ITT need me to forward this email to their parents?

>>49300463
>Canada
>E-commerce enterprise
How does this appeal to zoomers?
>>49300474
I'm short bumble... but maybe a good idea to go long post crash, zoomers are all autistic and can't talk to people in person right?
>>49300488
I'm hoping disney actually goes bankrupt during this crash
>>49300503
Do zoomers use snapchat? I thought it was all instagram and tiktok now and snap was dying out. Draftkings, roblox and spotify are probably good. I doubt zoom-zooms will have any spare change to invest for a while so maybe not robinhood.
>>49300522
I think companies hold an annual competition for the honor of holding that title sadly.

>>49300484
>When do I sell? kek
Never, I just sold and took your money. Thanks for holding my bags

My door dash is here and the driver didn't eat all my food.

>>49300520
It's an all in one online store for businesses. If you see advertisements on instagram and buy an item off it, chances are that site is a shopify web page.

>the Sneed&Poop 5000 go down
>no it will go up
>no down
>no up
who cares, VIX futures are in contango even when VIX is high, you know what that means? With contango you always win

>>49300627
good, now you can have all ten cheeseburgers for yourself

Don't forget, time is running out

>>49300637
But what actual shopify products can you buy? I'd like to test their merch before I invest. Got any example?

>TSLA
Guess what happens next

Mumu you okay mumu?

>>49300649
for me it's big macs, since they goofed up on the pricing at my local mcdonalds doordash menu

>>49300627
You are an insufferable little bitch baggot please leave /smg/ and never come back.

>>49300687
Yes.

>>49300683
Go look it up on youtube u fucking lazy basterd,

>>49300639
Of course VIX is in contango. What do you think storage costs are?

>>49300715
Tripfagging is such a hilarious psychological dynamic. On a platform where people are supposed to fucking be anyonymous, it always draws in miserable people with no friends irl who need to feel noticed on an anon forum

>>49300441
baby phat, fubu

>>49300749
what are they storing

>>49300751
>Tripfagging is such a hilarious psychological dynamic. On a platform where people are supposed to fucking be anyonymous, it always draws in miserable people with no friends irl who need to feel noticed on an anon forum

>>49300769
Volatility. And that's just a mess - you ever hear of a little thing called OSHA?

>>49300749
That's what I love about it, all these people losing money to VIX futures on purpose to hold on to their depreciating SPX, just giving easy money to people on the other side of that trade.

>>49300769
physical volatility futures

>>49300774
I actually own a shirt like that because conspiracy theorists are fucking morons.
Vaccines work. We've been to the moon. The Earth is not flat. Chemtrails aren't real. And climate change is real.

You fucking morons.

>>49300751
People who need to remain anonymous are pussies.

i need to cut back on smg shitposting. im wasting too much time here shitposting.

also is the bear rally over???

>>49300796
wait, if I short VIX futures do I have to do the physical delivery myself after expiry?

>>49300798
>t. got C- in Algebra

>>49300774
You can go back too faggot.

>>49300747
No.

>>49300811
I got a C in 6th grade math but by 9th grade I was good enough at math to be in the advanced Algebra 2/Trig class that came before Calculus

>>49300798
>I actually own a shirt like that
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>49300798
you forgot black trans rights matter and no human is illegal

>>49300798
Based. I unironically support lacing the water supply with anti-schizo meds because of conspiracy tards

>>49300803
buddy, look at amazon computer

>>49300796
>physical volatility futures
What does physical volatility feel like?
Is it like a massage chair, or more like a roller coaster?

>>49300833
Oh what, you faggots think its "cringe" to own a shirt like that?

>>49300843
how many if your current political opinions were brought about exclusively by other people on this site telling you its what you should believe?

>>49300798
>t. vaccinated

>>49300798
I know your a fag, that's why I made fun of you.

SIGA BOY SUMMER

>>49300800
Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of here you absolute nigger. Fuck you and your ugly chink gf.

>>49300866
this site is full of retards, they don't shape my opinion on anything

>13 days 23 hours left

>>49300832
why are you saying this like it is something to be proud of? You played yourself

>>49300857
Anon, anyone who sees a shirt like that in public is fucken laughing at you

>>49300852
>What does physical volatility feel like?
I imagine something like this.

>>49300882
>two more weeks

>>49300894
lol this guy's tiktok is fucking hilarious

>>49300822
You should take the dick out of your mouth when you talk to him faggot.

>>49300894
Did I just get cursed?

>>49300894
Nah it's more like this,idiot

>>49300876
Soon brother

>>49300904

>>49300931
What faggot

>>49300798
I appreciate you.
If nobody joins OpFor the game never starts, after all.

>>49300851
whats the price gonna b after split?

maybe its fake and gay split news pump

>>49300919
Damn so you must be a hard ass huh, talking like that. Little bitch. I'd knock your fucking teeth out.

>>49300951
out of all the things he said, which one was the lie?

>>49300970
Yeah sure you would. I bet you're a manlet with a little dick.

>>49300919
Goo goo gah gah. Baby doesn't get any attention in real life so he begs for it on an anonymous imageboard.

Does tripfaggot baby need us to make sure he didn't shit his diaper again today?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Wtf, are we recovering?

So are we gonna end this week red again?
And the next one too?

>oil
Im seething

>>49300390
Why is his nose so hooked in this picture?

OOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49301016
what would happen if i put my penis in that?
would it be painful?

>>49301016
nice, garloids

>>49301016
what the fuck is that

>>49300987
You want to be famous? I'll make you famous nigger. You'll be frontline on the 6 o'clock news faggot they'll be showing footage of your gook whore crying from her loss. You worthless fucking trash heap.

>>49301036
it would be extremely pleasurable

Who is buying?

>>49301029
Fidel Castro had sephardic ancestry

>>49300999
How much you down today?

>>49301056
Put closing. It's an OpEx rally

Is the QT in the room with us now?

>>49301016
It looks like my foreskin kek. I want to squish my foreskin now, feel damn good

>>49301056
The people who sold short in the morning

>>49301053
And you call me the one with a mental problem?

Excuse me?

kek what the fuck is this market

>>49301019
Hey, some days the physical wins, other days the drillers, other days the downstream. That's just how it goes.

>>49301075
Nigger why do you attention whore so much on an anonymous imageboard? Do you not have irl friends to give you attention in person so you have to tripfag and create your own personality online?

Stop attention whoring, no one cares about your autistic "gookfu's". stop tripfagging, do blackface in public/post pictures of your asshole, then you'll be a better poster

I've actually been doing my job for once today: what's the quick bogdown on today's action?

>>49299934
> Fox News
>Tucker Carlson
Bros why is the left so in love with SCIENCE(tm) until we get to the science of statistics?

>>49300596
yes

>>49301053
>You want to be famous? I'll make you famous nigger. You'll be frontline on the 6 o'clock news faggot they'll be showing footage of your gook whore crying from her loss. You worthless fucking trash heap.

>he thinks it's a bear market
>WRONG
>he think it's a bull market
>WRONG

Crab market chads rise up!

>buying 0,7% APY government bonds with my credit card
>at 0% interest because I'll pay the month's balance on July 20
Check-mate Jews, I WIN

>>49301095
Rub your two brain cells together faggot and learn to read I just want to rape your gf in front of you and kill you in front of her for being a tripfaggot.

G-goys.. Please stop selling 10Y bonds thanks

>>49301103
a more hawkish fed saying the economy is fucked? that means all time record profits for next quarterly earnings

What are your plans for the post-made it part of your life, /smg/?

>>49301114
How much you down today?

>>49300402
"QT is priced in" edition

>>49301114

>>49300683
It's a point of sale system that branched in to website building

Bow down to Theta
and also sell options

>>49301142
Buy a house. That's all I want, nothing else. Been renting for too long

REMINDER:
>NO PEE PEE POO POOLITICS OUTSIDE OF PEE PEE POO POOL
NO PEE PEE POO POOLITICS OUTSIDE OF PEE PEE POO POOL
>NO PEE PEE POO POOLITICS OUTSIDE OF PEE PEE POO POOL
NO PEE PEE POO POOLITICS OUTSIDE OF PEE PEE POO POOL
>NO PEE PEE POO POOLITICS OUTSIDE OF PEE PEE POO POOL

KEEP YOUR PEE PEE POO POOLICITCS TO YOURSELF

>>49301131
Oh with that micro dick of yours? I mean she'd probably be too busy laughing to realize you're actually trying to rape her.

the market is hulkin up

>>49301142
it involves a stable full of questionably aged whores that's for sure

>>49301142
Buy a house and have a garden. You know, extremist things.

>>49300866
What's the right-wing equivalent of Snopes?

>>49301163
>sell options
Not sure if I want to be short volatility right now

Seems like the Johnny Depp verdict speculation is pumping the markets right now.
30 minutes left.

>>49301178
But this whole market just moves based on what politicians say... Nothing else matters anymore...

pic related is me not buying the amzn dip

>>49301144
Is this your only response the moment more than one person in a thread points out what an attention whoring tripfaggot you are lol. There is nothing wrong with posting on /smg/ or any 4chan general at all. But it becomes pathetic when you only come here for validation as a tripfag.

>>49301207
So it's confirmed if Depp wins, tomorrow we go into full Handmaiden's Tale world?

>>49301015
of course, the fed want green days, so we'll close green

>>49301208
i'm just pee pee poo poo poooosting

>>49301128
>not buying 10% i bonds

>>49300402
Kill your local politician edition

>>49301180
You sure like running that dicksucker don't you boy. I can't wait to track you down and cut your throat with a boxcutter and watch you choke on your own blood and fuck your whore gf up the ass while she listens to your gasp for your last breaths of air.

>>49301222
You're just proving my point that you're an anonymous pussy by nit answering a simple question. I rest my case.

>>49301202
whether the story makes it to /tv/ from /pol/ or not

>>49301205
the crab wins most when he is least expected
its in Sun Tzu's book

>>49301223
+19% in the last 5 days. -28% in the last 6 months.

What a mess

>Wednesday, June 1, 2022: Cramer’s list of stocks not getting enough respect

It's not Cramer's fault he's wrong, it's some one else's lmao

>>49301227
Short DIS if Depp wins. Long WBD regardless.

>>49301246
Box cutter? What you couldn't afford a real weapon or something?

>>49300683
It's an e-commerce platform, so none

>>49301142
Continue to work part time with kids. Sleep in. Play vidya and shitpost here. Buy more land to do some gardening. Drink a few times a week. Pretty much what I'm already doing.

somehow got a bonus this month. should I put an extra 1k in and take myself down to a credit card and 50 quid until next month?

SMELLVIN CAPITAL IS CONDUCTING A LONG LADDER ATTACK FROM THE GRAVE, HODL APES

>>49301262
I too have a personal MBA.

>>49301227
who cares, he should have beat her like a man instead of taking her to court like a bitch.

>>49301287
Have aliens been living among us this whole time?

>>49301159
this is quite sad. i get why people post as anonymous on anonymous imageboards, but i can't fathom why someone would tripfag repeatedly on an anon general unless they wanted validation or were egotistical/retarded enough to convince themselves that other people want them to tripfag

I whonder who's behind this volatility

>>49301307
I've explained my reasoning enough times newfag.

>>49301312
it's the congolese obviously

>>49301302
Yes

>>49301324
do it again

>>49301283
I meant like an example of a popular website that actually runs off spotify integration.
Being a background service, its hard to understand how much usage it's actually getting. Obviously they show big numbers in their ER reports, but you gotta wonder where these sales are actually coming from. I just never really bought into their whole bullish growth narrative.

>>49301287
>>49301332

What is ayy pussy like, bros?

Guys be nice to baggot. He's ill. Also baggot did you too your door dash driver?

>>49301312
anyone who can trade be it personal investors or institutions

>>49301324
>newfag
Nigger i literally post here enough to know to never really engage you because you're an attention whore who digresses all the time in order to talk about your own personal life

>Entire market is completely dependent on the government
Ah yes, capitalism

>>49301279
Shut the fuck up bitch don't even open your dick sucking lips unless you're told to.

>>49301332
Ugly feet

>>49301142
>buy land
>buy more guns & ammo
>farm food
>raise children

>>49301142
Move to southern chile, comfy while usa and europe proceed to sepuku and infest themselves with niggers and destroying their economies and as a final act waging war on china and india and middle east. It will spill to latin america but I don't think it will reach down there. Comfy in las torres del paine

>>49301374
>>49301246
>>49301279
uh oh boys we've got an internet tough guy on our hands

what a fweak show

lmao i dont know whats more pitiful the tripfag or the newfags getting uncontrollably triggered

AHHH I GOT TRAPPED

>>49301382
how extremely antisemetic of you anon

>>49300798
>I actually own a shirt like that
You are just as bad as the conspiracy tards. Just the other side of the schizo retard coin

>>49301128
They should let people buy t-bills with credit cards instead of doing faggty QE

>>49301312
you know who

Sorry not sorry, Bobos.

>two days in a row of dumping and then mostly recovering by close

can we please just have a normal fucking day for once tomorrow

>>49301341
Well back in 2017 when I first put on the trip code some asshole posted something along the lines of, I've seen tripfags like you come and go you'll be gone eventually. So I keep it out of spite for assholes like him, and this newfag sperging out about me doesn't realize I use a trip specifically because it triggers extra chromosome hoarders like himself.

qrd on baggie.
>at least 15 mil in aum
>post himself pictures as gook "wife"
>in contact with insiders
>not tranny

>>49301402
When it's got you, it's got you.

>>49301357
When you make love, you forget about everything and are only focusing on pleasure and how nothing matters but doing what you are currently doing. Your cock is in the warmest, smoothest, wettest, tight place imaginable. Its actually the best feeling words can not describe

>>49301429
This is an elaborate cope to say "I tripfag because I want attention from anonymous people on 4chan"

>>49301312
Market makers most likely

>>49301427
This is how bear markets work. If there were no volatility, if put sellers could comfortably profit, it wouldn't be a bear market.

N

>>49300441
CROX bro

>>49301427

This is the new normal, don't worry just two more weeks until the crab market ends, honest.

F

>>49301464
V

lol the market did a u-turn

>>49301449
>delta P
...n-not again

>>49300683
Retard just buy VOO you are too dumb for this

>>49301382
Reported to the ADL you fucken Nazi

>>49300798
You’re extremely retarded.

the nasdaq is literally just hovering on yesterdays line

>>49301142
i have a bunch of stuff dreamed up but dont wanna speak about them too much.

house near a lake in the countryside and free from wagecage. are some of them

>>49301392
Do I have to speak fluent Spanish?

>>49301016
fuuuuuck I forgot to feed my garloids this morning

>>49301453
It's a specific type of attention I want though and it's only provided by butt hurt individuals like you. So for that I guess I can say thank you <3.

>>49301517
that one will close at 12800, just learn & watch

>>49301402
Get snibbed to death!

>>49301500
>>49301403
ahem...
Fuck the antichrist

>>49301357
A warm bag of sandy milk
>>49301350
Fitbit's website for instance runs on Shopify

>>49301357
Out of this world.

Also >>49298471 called it.

>>49301493
Dumbest thing an idiot can do is make a large passive index investment because the 'fees' are cheap.
Idiots should be letting smarter active managers take care of their money.

Please stop recommending trash products like VOO.

God damn this gay market. I bought SQQQ yesterday at the same price it currently is at.

It was an obvious bear trap. Now comes the bear market rally that suckers people into thinking we're back.. 4500 on the S&P by end of week

>>49301583
>Fitbit's website for instance runs on Shopify
Don't people just buy that type of shit on amazon?

>the wars going to end now
>praise diversity

>>49301493
>>49301596
A simple, conservative portfolio of 100% SPXL is /smg/'s default recommendation. Only active managers should branch out into exotic products like TQQQ, SOXL, or OIL.

>>49301590
>>49301357
the northman was pretty based, bullish for all viking stock

>>49301590
imagine being this good looking yet still acting and dressing like a whore for attention

I just rolled my 401k all into gme, let's go brothers.

>>49301618
I'm just giving you an example, anon.

>>49301629
I don't watch movies anymore, just oogle the new crops of starlets.

>>49301596
active managers don't perform better than the S&P

My portfolio is almost up to 35k. Should I sell everything and buy 1 share of Dow Jones?

>>49301630
That’s her job anon.

What are some good black owned businesses to invest in?

>>49301629
Yup, it was one of the best I have seen in a long time. He should have humbled his mom if you know what I mean in that hut....

Just a reminder to filter tripfags in 4chanX - you can also filter them using the native 4chan filter. Useful when they're shitting up the thread with their ego-centered garbage

>>49301630
imagine being older than 12 and still being shocked that women are whores

>>49301662
tesla is owned by an african american

>>49301657
Would you buy the stocks you currently own, at the prices they currently are, in the amounts you currently have?

Yeah, yeah, sounds like a gay riddle but step through your portfolio. Position by position.

>>49301526
I think so, but chileans have a spanish thats a bit hard to understand

>>49301656
can't believe this nigga is literally trying to spout uneducated nonsense. Why on earth would anyone use an active manager in 2022

>>49301680
that nigger isnt black

>>49301662
SOXS

>>49301629
OK, you sold me. I will allocate 0.01% of my daily gains towards buying a ticket.

>>49300534
she is perfection (minus the nose ring. nothing kills my boner faster than a nose ring)

>>49301673
Sorry I am only around my wife. The only woman at my work is a fat sheboon who wears a shower curtain for clothing because its the only thing that fits. I forget how they behave when not beaten in submission or morbidly obese with diabetes.

>>49301693
bidens on smg?

based its going to close red

>>49301729
listen here, jack
always has been

>>49300618
I hate disney so much. I made some money strangling the mouse but I don't even want to do that anymore. I feel making money off disney is like making money off slavery or child sex trafficking. Fuck Disney.

S O U R
H O U R

repeat after me

S O U R
H O U R

>>49301707
I know right? Nose rings are so fucken disgusting its insane how much of a turnoff they are.

How we doin today bros?

>>49301749

Fuck vix is dying again. Shits gay as traps. I thought we were going to rise above 30 again.

>>49301744
bet he's 100% in oil

>>49301729
of the course the head cunny sniffer in chief frequents smg, how is that a surprise?

>>49301656
>active managers don't perform better than the S&P
This myth is why the passive bubble exists in the first place.
Ironically warren buffet is one of the biggest perpetrators of this myth. Go ahead and compare his own performance to the S&P 500. Go ahead.

S&P is dumb money. So dumb that they bought TSLA at $700 after a 200% runup that only happened because it was frontrunning that guaranteed index fund purchase.
The extend of the losses that await these popular passive vehicles will surprise you in the coming 6 months.

>>49301746
Disney is just the Jew in a concentrated extract

>>49301749
bear trap, pump resums at 3:03

>>49301774
Down almost 1%

>>49301746
Wait hold up is that picture real?
I've seen it posted before but it has to be a joke right?

>>49301746
This nigga handing out crack dust?

>>49301786
>Go ahead and compare his own performance to the S&P 500. Go ahead.
okay

>>49301808
why do you fags get so upset over childrens movies

>>49301746
funny how the nig looks like an evil ice creature

>>49301808
It's real. And people will pay money to go see the bucktooth bald nigger fairy godmother and clap.

>>49301656
Ha
Haha
HahahahHAHAHAHA
medallion has managed to return 40% YoY for like 40 years now

>>49301781
Do americans really pay almost 10$ for a gallon?

>>49301832

>>49301746
Yeah fuck Disney.

>>49301832
Why do you think he loves children’s movies and doesn’t just hate black people?

>>49301844
you have no access to it, so it's not very applicable... hehe... hehehehe... hAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

>>49301808
Anon it's Disney. This is tame by their standards. I would have expected Cinderella to be a homosexual black man. I would have expected Disney to show a full penetration gay sex scene to preschoolers.

>>49301856
oh well if that's the case nevermind
completely reasonable

>>49301808
deal with it chud

>>49301832
Fuck you fuck you fuck you you son of a man bitch

>>49301826
Lmao. I can’t believe he’s never seen this chart before. It’s 101.

>>49301862
Well duh, if you have a winning strategy you don’t go public

>>49301845
Mendocino is some isolated enclave on the northern California coast. Average is closer to $4.50 (like $1.10/liter).

>>49301845
We do now. I spent $600 last month on gas, not joking

>>49301874
Rich Piana claims to have performed 6 million reps during an 8 hour period, but if we do the math, it just doesn't add up. He would have had to perform 480 reps a minute, every minute, for 8 hours straight - without stopping a single time for a bathroom break, a protein cookie, or a pause to say "GOOD FUCKING MORNING". It just doesn't make sense, and whats more, the number of reps he's claimed in 8 hours has changed over the years - first it was 1.5 million, then it was 3 million, now it's 6 million and some reports have recently said he's claiming 9 million reps! Somethings up with this 8 Hour Arm Day.

>>49301832
It's indicative of a larger issue.

>>49301795

>>49301845
legit I thought yanks had cheap oil. Even at our high prices 1.64 gbp per litre x3.8 to convert to US gallon, 6.23 gbp x 1.25 to usd =7.79 United state dollars

>>49301893
lmfao what the fuck are you driving that's costing you $600 a month on gas?

>>49301886
the conversation was whether someone should put their money in a s&p fund, or have someone actively manage it.

>>49301832
We're at the age where you're capable of reading between the lines in art/media.

>>49301915
Gas is always cheap until Democrats take office and destroy everything
>>49301921
I drive a Ford fusion but I commute 35 minutes to work one way.

>>49301832
its brainwashing future children to think the violent minorities are good people vs the white who really are good

Is the pump still in the room with us?

>>49301876
>>49301826
L-lol?
Keep sucking decrepit boomer dick though.

>>49301808
Does a black breaking into your house in the middle of the night threaten you or something?

>>49301844
for fucks sake, its not fair
jim simons iq is probably like 150+

>>49301915
>1.64 gbp per litre
Actually I'm curious, what's it cost on the Isle of Man or the Outer Hebrides? Like, really fucking out of the way places. 2.50 per litre?

>>49301845
thanks for the daily dose doc

Bored at work. Bought more ko during the dip today.

>>49301922
Why not... actively manage it yourself and beat both

>>49301746
>>49301873
AY YO PINOCCHIO GIMME DAT SHIET

>>49301844
Yeah, by doing insider trading.
They're basically the only ones that performed better than s&p b&h, too. Additionally, anything that temporarily managed to beat the s&p quickly hit 0 a few years later.

>>49301947
Now make a line out of it.

>>49301826
Cool. You cherry picked the start of the greatest money printing operation of all time, right after your shit fund had crashed 50%, and even then your tech baised fund barely outperformed.

Now lets see how it's looking for anyone that picked up VOO based on some retard like your self's recommendation over the last year, instead of going with one of the most popular active managers.
Oh, would you look at that - they got slaughtered by BRK?
Who could've possibly known that buying the top on TSLA is fucking stupid? Certainly not passive money.

Past results are no guarantee of future performance, but Buffet has a 40 year track record of substantial outperformance. There are other active funds/companies that do well as simple buy/hold options too.

>>49301946
Sell in June, you are a buffoon!

>>49301990
Cry more.

>>49301967
no idea but these places aren't actually that far away, it would only take like an hour from a major city or two

>>49301980
This is the way to go about it if you can

>>49301844
wtf is this stock...

>>49302006
>Buffet has a 40 year track
ah yes, i'm the cherry picker, says the last that posts the last 12 months.

>Past results are no guarantee of future performance
oh is that how it is? lmao, you sound like a retard pleb

>>49302019
This last decade has been zombie/money printing personified.

>>49301989
Have not gotten prosecuted, market does not care. Passive investing is for chuds, literally one time frame above what AI can reasonably trade is all you need

>>49301845
don't look at europe's gas prices

>>49302019
stop posting evidence

Uhm sigabros

>>49302047
>>49301844
Either a ponzi scheme, insider trading, or they have discovered a secret mathematical formula.
You have to be """"""invited""""" in.

>>49302019
I don’t know why you’re talking to me. I said VOO outperformed Berk.

Baking

>>49302073
What? You want me to buy more?

>>49302106
Not sure if I should hopp on ..

Bros????????????

>>49302130
Just hop on and set a stop loss that lines up with your risk tolerance

>>49302157
>>49302157
>>49302157
new
>>49302157
>>49302157
>>49302157
new

This thread is kinda lame, but it is recycable
>>49297705
>>49297705
>>49297705

pj je;;p

>>49302027
OK, yeah, for comparison Mendocino is apparently like 3 and a half hours from the nearest refineries around San Francisco. Houston it ain't.

>>49302130
Well, I guess we'll see what happens when Moneypox hits a India

>>49302052
The fact is, the instant buffett started trying to invest instead of doing his usual antics, he immediately started under-performing like mad. The same pattern can be seen at every other hedge fund.

bobobros, what is happening?

>>49302019
He underperformed in the 90s too. Got laughed at as being too old.
..then the dotcom bust happened.
Everyone that laughed was suddenly panicking to sell their house just to stay afloat.

>>49302049
>ah yes, i'm the cherry picker, says the last that posts the last 12 months.
VOO has literally underperformed since inception. Pic related.
So yes, you were cherry picking.

When people push against active management, the real issue is the fees. It's certainly true that there are plenty of active funds that just buy the SPY and put a 1% fee on top. There's a balance though. In the end, you get what you pay for.

>>49302130
too late desu

>>49302052
And Buffet didn't know?

>>49301128
Based mfer

>>49302057
Passive investing outperforms every single hedge fund except one hedge fund which is only available to employees.

>>49302176
He didn't profit by 'investing' in the crash, that's the thing: he keeps using his usual strategy: hostile takeovers, market cornering, lobbying and abusing connections to basically gain possession of a company at 1/10th the price anyone else has access to. When he himself is the cause of the company being under duress, it is 0 risk on top of free leverage.

>>49301895
rofl