/biz/ - Business & Finance

What's a QT

>>49297705
>more crab market
boooring
cya in 2 weeks

I panic sold..

i want to buy XLU and other utilities but i'm scared i missed the correct entry point

Guys I lost 1k today, it's over.....

>>49298348
over where? it's over there!

>>49298348
it's just beginning

>>49297803
this

ive seen some shitty OPs in my time but this one takes the cake.

sage

>>49297705
OoOoooOoOoo

>>49298509
t. gayper

>>49298790
>it’s only just begun

no peepee poo poolitics outside of pee pee poo pool

WEAT is still a good buy though right?

>>49298745
He's right tho, you suck, bro.

Imagine not buying MULN
>NGMI

>>49298509
hello catboy

>>49298490

>>49297803
this

For you ROTH anons out there. What do you think about going ball deep in JEPI?

>>49302228
sounds pretty gay

>>49302228
>JEPI
its going to end up looking just like the QYLD chart long term

>>49301816
How can people not look at this group and not think they all fags?

Tomorrow we ape

How many SOXL threads can we get going at the same time?

uhhh... zuckerbros?

Why the fuck is WEAT dumping?
No crops are planted, no one intends to plant any, India's wheat is diseased, and there is no fucking way any wheat is going out to the Black Sea.
Did people get tired of eating?
Is the whole world going on a diet?
Help me out here, because I don't fucking understand.

>>49302624
Buy the rumor, sell the news. Relax bro, just gotta finish the dump and then we will soar into the skies like Phoenix reborn.... or maybe now, who even knows at this point.

anyone that isnt DCA into a broad market ETF with this volatility is a fucking retard desu

>>49302697
Apparently the planting in Kansas, N. Dakota, and Oklahoma are fucked. Any surplus is going to go to starvin Marvins in Africa, so stockpiles won't be replenished.
It's only a matter of time, but it's not like I wanted to hold this shit forever.

>>49297705
Why is the DIXY so strong if inflation and our economy is so shit?

>>49302772
I think Cathie is right. Deflation is just around the corner.

At what point do you realize gains?

>>49302772
Demand for dollars due to plenty of global corporate debts being denominated in dollars

It's over. I sold low. I bought high. The market won't pick a direction. It has become an untamable beast. I give up. 100% cash.

>>49300373
Federal policy isn't law per recent, groundbreaking case. Violation of 7th Amendment.
>George Jarkesy, Jr., et al v. SEC
https://www.ca5.uscourts.gov/opinions/pub/20/20-61007-CV0.pdf
>>49302788
I've felt that a lot. Record profits with supply issues.
I likened it to 2020 with the stimmy checks where headlines screamed a new check was on the way each week so go run up your credit cards. Just subluminal messages to give away your $ to businesses.
>>49302857
Which strengthens the case there won't be a collapse in the short term.

FB got randomly heemed a bit today lol

>>49302772
everyone else is doing even worse

>>49302926
Yeah, but FB is worth exactly zero.
Maybe a little less.

Lol.

>>49302754
Yepp yepp, wheat was hitting a massive peak so a slight sell off is to be expected... I am most likely gonna buy back in soon (though I am terrible at predicting bottoms). Wheat, just like any commodity, is gonna be a great investment this year and the coming years

>>49297705
Finally buy yesterday think perhaps its time for pump mode. Im already down noticeably. I just cannot get a long lasting win in either direction.

>buy calls
>goes straight down 10 consecutive days all while /HODLING/
>buy puts on a ridiculous peak thinking "dont sell after a 1 day dump, look at last time. If you held 10 days straight you'd be up 4x!"
>goes even harder up for 10 days
>some time later after such a pump
>buy calls
>goes down for 10 days

SERIOUSLY!!!! I just need one 4x on an all in and I'd probably stay out of watching stocks closely for a few months to give myself a breather. Just a few rather autopilot maneuvers with my money and afk. This is ridiculous! Why do I somehow and quite often catch the wrong direction? The underlying these for the period to hold is good but in most cases it goes the opposite way where had I bought puts instead of calls or calls instead of puts, and held for 10 days I'd be up massively!

Im so tired anons, I just want out of wageslavery and to do the same for my family. Just $1,000,000 and I can passively make enough for all of us. Sadly I neither have the stock skills to make big winners in short time (eg sub 10 years) or one of those people that can get a $200k+ a year job where I could just retire in under a decade.

>>49303136
stop trading start passive investing. buy bluechips and indices on downtrends and short shitcos - all on 2 month + horizons with no gambling OTM options

OpEx is done with, time for some real volatility

Pretty noice day. Made back the losses from yesterday and then some. Hail oil.

Now I get to watch GME get heemed after earnings

>>49303170
Anon it doesn't help that I'm unemployed and keep getting rejection emails (no interviews). Im but a desperate man in a corner trying to find a way out. What a disappontment I probably am to mu family in regards to employability and income generation.

Passive investing like that will result in me retiring at the typical retirement age. If that's what I wanted I wouldn't even have to invest, the government has enough programs for the elderly and poor that a poor old person can go without wage slaving.

>>49297803
u <3

>It's a hurricane. Right now, it's kind of sunny, things are doing fine. Everyone thinks the Fed can handle this. That hurricane is right out there down the road coming our way. We just don't know if it's a minor one or Superstorm Sandy.

t. JPMorgans CEO at a conference for bankers today

Facebook?

MORE LIKE GAYBOOK LOL

>>49303309
Thx anon, haha u too

Ok guys what went wrong today I need to know I'm not so alone

Because so far I am going to have to work another decade to make up for this years losses

>>49303543
The fed has been announcing increased rates + QT for many months now. It's not like this came as a surprise today

>>49303335
Another good tidbit from him
>JPMorgan CEO lambasted investors for voting to disagree with the board on recent matters including executive compensation
>”Shame on you if that’s how you vote”
Imagine telling people they should be ashamed for not approving your $50 million yearly bonus kek. What a piece of shit.

>>49303114
Well I'm not going to go crazy with it. I have a small position I'm underwater on and I'm just gonna leave it at that. I think it's going to go up too, but it's possible to be wrong even when a mountain of evidence says you should be right.
If this shit goes back down to 5 I'll be pissed, but just save it for a tax write off.

>>49302890
Welcome to /cashgang/ fren. I've been here since Valentine's day, except for buying a bit of REITs I like and messing a bit with credit spreads

>>49303716
I've been buying into DRV. One thing I'm very certain of is that three more rate hikes will absolutely obliterate home sales

>>49302890
>>49303716
Fuck it, buy all the way down. You’ll do better than trying to guess a bottom.

>>49302890
Commence the pump

>>49303543
>>49303580
The CEO of JPM started screaming with his hair on fire about inflation. It was pure FUD just to get an entry point. The same asshole was calling the bottom a couple days ago.
Ignore today and move on.

Get me a megapump. Or a megadump.

lol at GME
it had such insane IV, it was an expected move of like $20 in either direction
completely flat
all option buyers fucked
all option sellers KACHING

>>49303716
Why REITs at this stage? I think they carry a huge amount of risk.

>>49304844
Based VIX anon.

Why buy SIGA?

>>49305899
Do you believe normies will get scared or a disease that transmits to gays?
Do you believe they will once again lock in their homes for months, wear cuckmasks, eat ze bugs and take the 12th jab?

If yes, become a SIGAnigga.
If no, avoid that trash with a wide berth.

Do people really only have on average $80k in their retirement funds between the ages of 35-44? I had more than that in my early 20s a few years out of college

>>49305436
Neither, I bought 3x inverse leveraged etfs. Tech is shit and going to zero.

>>49306036
The average american lives paycheck to paycheck until they are at least 35 so really not surprising at all.

Bros I dont want to dump all the way back down to last months lows......

>>49306036
desu every country is like this. It's actually insane when you think about how easy it is to access information on becoming wealthy

I think my goal in life would be to bring the number of citizens who understand long term wealthy building up

>>49302635
She had connections

i cant believe es em gee actually holds stocks

>>49306222
>all the way
nigga we only went up like 5%

Uh Siga bros what is happening?

>>49306036
I have easily over 100k at 32. I made a point of not checking because it’s irrelevant until I’m older.

Also, my company is a unicorn that offers pension and 401k. So I’ll be wealthier than I know what to do with at 65. (My family tends to live long lives so I’m not retiring early. All my grandparents and back made it to 90 in the bad old days

>>49306263
SIGA is the next CRBP

>>49306093
I know some young engineers who got okay jobs out of college. But what struck me was their frugal behavior. Some of these nerds were stacking everything into retirement and investments. While a few of them let the credit rip and bought way more than they could actually afford. We’re all the same age. It’s going to be fascinating to watch how their use of money affects their lives.

Because at least until interest rates went up, there was an argument the “buy everything on credit” lifestyle was valid. Personally having that kind of debt makes me uncomfortable

\es em gee\ posters lost all their money lmao look at this thread volume

>>49306465
Just don’t sell and you’ll never lose any money. -Homer Simpson

>>49306465
Sell in May

LETS FUCKEN GO SIGA WE'RE BACK NEAR ATH'S

Look up what bhenchods mean. Sirs, this is offensive. Why would you invest in this?

>>49304999
sometimes I wish I had sold more calls than I did, but you never know when this piece of shit will randomly do a x2
got $750 and thats enough for this week I guess

>>49304999
Nice digits

>>49306520
I don't mess around when it comes to selling options on meme stocks

Who is redeeming the bitcoins BITCH BASTERDDS
>>49303403
BASED

>>49306465
tfw only up 70% ytd

>>49306590
You should call it by its rightful name: niggerpox

>>49306540
me neither anon, me neither

How do I get into FX trading as a retail plebeian?

>>49306465
I'd be up 300% if I didn't close my COIN puts as early as I did. What an unbelievably shittily managed company in a shitty sector with a shitty business model.
>negative sum game casino token exchange
>only make money on gamblers placing bets (not on the outcomes of those bets)
>gamblers lose because other casino exchanges rig it against them
>can't print counterfeit money like your competitors because you are publicly traded
lol
And I think Cramer said $300 was a good entry price.

>>49306351
Both of these are terrible approaches, debtmaxxing can put you in a really bad place, while saving everything for retirement leaves you missing out on your best years to get more enjoyment out of the worst years.
But also engineers are in a much better place than the average American, I think the average salary is like 38k/yr before taxes which translates to roughly $19/hr after 12k for rent 5k for insurance ~4k for groceries, 2k for eating out 4k for gas and 6k for taxes that only leaves them with 5k for utilities, tech purchases, car maintance, car upgrades/lease, clothing, etc. Realistically how much of that is going to get saved? Shit's fucked.

>>49306629
read books n watch videos. its big in uk so maybe they have good vids on it more

On target.

>>49306629
Roll a six sided dice once a day. If it comes up 6 light 20% of your portfolio on fire.
There you are now a FX trader.

Fuck you mumu.
I can't even put effort into my shit posting.
I no longer care about the markets.
It's all so mundane

>>49302842
One year after holding

my puts will print

>futures

>>49302842
gains?
i fucking lost 30k today

>>49306698
schizo

>>49306765
Should have bought SIGA my nigga

>>49306769
Whatever anon, haha. You can buy SIGA or seethe.

>>49306786
SIGA deez nutz

is there a better retard signal than retards who write FED in all caps?

Meh panic selling, mehe "omg we're fucked now" spiel. Funny how the same things were said in 1980's, 2000, 2008 and 2020.. If you look at the charts after said events well uh those who loaded up during it made out pretty sweet. I've got oh I dunno 15 years till I can walk out. I ain't worried about shat. Instead I've been uh loading up with glee with every spare dime I got. (Also got a pension and a 401k so yeah I really ain't worried..)

>"He bought?"
>"Dump it."

>>49297705
It’s the Mexican child leader of the white race

>>49306799
no, that's currently the best one. 2nd best is people who think the F.E.D. is going to be selling treasuries instead of letting them mature.

>interest rate on a car loan with excellent credit is 3.5% on average, but 12.5% if your credit is SHIT
Is this why student loans average 10% interest? Because students have no credit, so they get shit loans? It's almost like working and having a credit history before taking out student loans would be better than immediately going to college after highschool.

>>49297803
Whores.

>>49297803
bobos, we are just getting started with the normie rape. Strap in lads. The boomers’ losses will be plentiful.

>>49301816
>chess club rolling through

>>49306843
It's almost like they want to get the kids in debt while they're young. Fucking jews.

>>49306821
2008 really was apocalypse without unbelievable printing, stimulus and robbing normal people blind to bail out billionaires. Then central banks printed themselves towards Weimar until 2020 when the apocalypse came back and then they hyper giga printed out of the hole again. The next time we gaan, we fucking gaan.

>>49306837
You might as well call it selling pressure. They bought a loooot of their treasuries straight up from the treasury auctions anon.

How’s your electronic gold doing with all this inflation sport?

>>49306904
this and people who don't understand it deserve to lose literally fucking everything in equities which they absolutely will

I just want the pain to end, bros

mfw i sold siga at 12.30 yesterday and waited for a sub 9 dollar re-entry.

>>49306953
You got greedy. Buy in now.

>>49306657
Used to live on a comparable salary. I was able to stow away about 10k a year.

Did any of you actually not sell that rally? What actually goes through your head to think it would keep going up?

>>49301816
this isn’t the best evidence I’ve seen of him being a literal faggot
but I will say…
The best case I have seen of him being a fucking glowie is these disparaging examples of him being a faggot and deviant while denouncing them. Everyone loves to hate a hypocrite. It makes them think they’re so smart and feel so smug. He’s either a glowie or a faggot or both. Eh, old news at this point *shrug*

Also, is UONE going to continue to dip before the pivotal nigger day or should I buy now?

>>49306975
Buy low sell high
Buy high sell higher

>futures

>>49306990
damn those strings must made of 550 cord.

>>49306899
nigger just don’t pay it back lol fuck credit amirite
>le cool shades drop deal with faggot shit meme
how’s your cunt whore of a gookfu doing, betabro?

Post your racist opinions on /pol/.

This is not a warning. This is a request, we need more racism.

>>49307057
>>49307010
>need more ****ism
Buy uone

>>49307057
This is a janitor trying to bait people into replying so xir can dish out 3 days global bans wholesale.
Do not respond.

>>49306990
Chart widgets aren't saying sell yet. Some pullback is expected. I'm looking for a higher low to be set.

Looks like Cnn is grooming their zombies for a recession and to take away more rights because of a tranny. Nothing about blackpox on the frontpage

>>49307100
>>49307092
just buy uone it’s not against board rules to profit from “bigotry”

>>49307116
Yo that's a neat van. I would never drive it though.

>>49307116
What do you mean? The hourly has negative divergence and got confirmation with the 15 minute right when the 30 minute was crossing. The gap too. I expect a higher low as well or possibly triple bottom before/during the next fed meeting.

>>49307117
You are still unbelievably early in buying SIGA then.

>>49307092
Theres 20billion species don't be racist!

>>49307117
>victory for johnny depp
>both amber and johnny found liable

Retail is redeeming their shares. Bear trap confirmed

>>49307161
I only trade based on daily candles and sometimes the moving averages of the 1h if they are relevant.

>>49307190
The fact that goyim are learning how the market works is the most bearish signal out there. They are going to nuke it to stop their cattle from gaining any kind of edge.

>>49307184
Depp got 8 million award, Heard got 2 million. Depp won.
>>49307190
the line is moving. t.Bank Of Merica

>>49306874
She misses her unca

>>49307179
but only 3 genuses
incredibly bearish (or bullish) for UONE (depending on your timing)

>>49306629
Step one is to be black

>>49307184
They're both insane.. That's what the whole sham trial really showed.

>>49307258
This is the most based Chinese man I've ever seen.

>>49307205
SPY couldn't break its 20 month moving average and closed below the daily candles back in the beginning of May before the leg down lol

>>49307184
They were both liable for slander, which was some minor shit for Depp but for Turd it was her whole #metoo-roastoid story.

>>49307301
short spy

uranium

>>49307242
He got $15 million

>>49307331
they’re both (((Hollywood whore goyim)))
and it was the show trial of the decade
it’s main point was to spread societal degradation throughout the culture and to further the destruction of western man

>>49307222
People always learn how the market works, see day trading circa 1999
If it gets too bad, they just pack up their game and move to China. Sorry

>>49307057
I don't like /pol/, there's too much pornposting.
I'll stick to 4channel boards, thank you.

>>49307370
its* fuck (((autocorrect)))

>>49307368
need that DoE nuclear strategy to drop already

>>49307370
jesus fuck asshole nobody in their right mind has any idea it even happened. You faggots are the only people i have ever heard talk about this. Seriously go touch some fuckin grass

Gas dropped 30 to 40 cents in New York within 2 days. The fuck is happening? Did they do that gas tax relief thing?

>>49301762
>MULN
I wish you had MULN up your ass.

>>49307370
>further the destruction of western man
if that was the case amber would have won

>>49301816
what is a groypers median height?

>>49307322
I think it's premature to call this a rejection.

>>49307408
Oil is in the midst of a pullback. Inventory report tomorrow is gonna send the futures down a good bit. A bit of relief for the goyim until they escalate the planned conflict with Russia

>>49307403
>the only mass media sensation in literally years besides muh China virus
>I offer some helpful commentary for the anon frens
>you sperg and seethe
go back

>>49297705
How do I get started with stocks
I'm a complete noob and don't care but I need money quick
I just wanna invest like 20$ (preferably through paypal) and then cash out when stuff goes up, is it possible? I can wait like a month or two even, I just need money and can't find a job cause I live in a shitty village

>>49307421
amber is (still) a hot piece of ass and should (still) be bred and subjugated as is her God-given right

also short spy

>>49307447

>>49307447
Yep this isn't the bottom yet

>>49306990
Is that a tranny?

>the cat larper is back

>>49307496
Only figuring that one out now?

>>49307245
Kek

>>49307447
>I just wanna invest like 20$
A good trade on that would get you 2-3 bucks. By all means hop in and learn but you need more money if you want to make any sort of meaningful return.

>>49307403
My wife, friends, parents and mother in law have all been talking about it and they’re all relative normies. You’re welcome to go elsewhere if /smg/ isn’t your cup of tea.

>>49307447
Buy MSFT or amzn puts

>>49307447
it takes time to learn
quick means ur fucked
20 is not enough.

>>49307464
>should (still) be bred
She couldn't even have her own kid lmao she used a surrogacy

>>49307447
>$20

Oh, anon. Even a 100X unicorn wouldn’t make you very much money.

Why don’t you work on your skill set and invest in yourself for now? Try to get out of your village and move to a city and get an education.

Buy far out Cruise line puts, buy SIGA stock

>>49307523
>this man has a wife, friends, and mother in law and browses smg

My gaybull $100 deposit + free stock SIGA swing trade poorfolio progress over 2 days. How am I doing bros?

>>49307530
>couldn’t even have her own kid
>is a disgusting degenerate kiked lesbo
which is why I should have put emphasis on the “subjugated”, fair enough

>>49307530
Amazing how easy it is to defeat fags and women when the corpo/governmental oligarchs aren’t helping them.

>>49307403
Dude, it’s on every podcast. That’s all I understand. This is good for Western man imo desu
>>49307464
This is the most compassionate take I’ve heard so far. I wonder if it’s because she knows she’s too good for humanity to lose her. Bless Amber Heard

Also am I reading this correctly? Fidelity says Options 1 will now include buying calls?

>>49307447
>$20
get a job

>>49307596
(((johnny faggot))) is a fag and the epitome of a good g*y

It's time for stranger things binging fags

>>49307616
Amber pls go

>>49307588
fewer*
automatically discredited.

kek, baggies, kek, faggies.

>>49307647
God damn I had hope for uncle joe, I was ridin wit biden but now I’m broke and can’t afford a house

>>49307571
I have a daughter too

>inb4 merrysmokingapipe.jpeg

>>49307470
>>49307496
I have literally no idea what that means
>>49307510
>>49307525
well... shit... that's all I have currently, I guess 2 to 3 bucks more would still be better than nothing though
>>49307524
I'll keep that in mind
>>49307566
>>49307602
I mean my best bet here would be to get into cherry picking or something now for summer, in two months I would make around $500

>>49307677
what country

>>49307577
Your SIGA shares will be worth $10k in the year.

>>49307698
Pooland

SIGA chads are going to make it.
Rocker is always wrong
No v-shaped recovery
Soxl back down
ywnbaw

>>49307677
>cherry-picking

Is that your strategy? Are you trying to bait me? If you’re serious then you’re fucked. If you’re trolling, just save it.

>>49307706
Go join the army if you are stuck in a village.

bros I'm so demoralized..... everything is going to shit....

>>49307676
Having a daughter is a curse. You must have done something irredeemable in life

>>49307701
hate to break it to you bro.. the overwhelming majority of people are not gay

>>49307636
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fewer

>>49307616
goyish d*pp is unironically a little faggot bitch lol

There has to be a way to short this (((show trial))) right anons

>>49307733
>poland
>army

>>49307737
like what?

>>49307725
and just like that, another 8 cases in the UAE moments ago.

>>49307742
Having a daughter is actually based, especially when they’re beautiful.

>>49307760
spy

>>49307737
That isn't true, look RYCEY went up over 5% today.

>>49307754
He said pooland.
That's India.

>>49307768
Having a daughter but having a good relationship with her that you are the most important person in the world to is a strong reason to live

>>49307729
>>49307733
well, guess I'm fucked
>>49307754
I mean yeah but they pay pretty well by poolish standards, it would certainly be better than the situation I'm currently in
>>49307783
pooland, poorland, same shit

>>49307768
yea just be a good role model and someone they respect

>>49302283
A wise choice to be investing your moneys sir! It obvious that you are based on chad.

>>49307768
t. beteechod

>>49307742
Retard. Having a daughter is a guarantee that your genes will be passed on. That is the sole purpose of having sex. In 2022 your average son has an 80% chance to grow up KHV.

/pol/ is just obnoxious because literally everything about their identity and mindspace is out OUTRAGE and trying to get other people on the OUTRAGE train.
110% Reddit energy there.
>>49307602
If Boomers ever get minecraft'd, he should be one of the first to go.

>>49307801
>join army
>use income to get a decent degree/trade training
>find job out of village
>you are now out of the village

>>49307783
Are there really pajeets posting here?
I thought that was just a meme

>>49307805
Ah Mr. Mark Cuban sir, very good insurance sir. Poor blacks very profitable sir. I remember I bought this and lost a few hundred, and the abortion stick stock kek

>>49307768
>>49307816
>raising a girl to get fucked by other men
Yeah no thanks, Ill take the son

IT'S OVER.

>>49307837
Kek. Gayyyy

>>49307742
I mean, it’s a fifty fifty shot, anon. I must say, she’s the greatest thing I’ve ever created and she’s my favorite person in the world, but only other parents know such things.

>>49307837
>>raising a girl to get fucked by other men
>Yeah no thanks, Ill take the son
How about
>Raising a by to get fucked by other men

>>49307837
>raising a son to get fucked by other men
If you cant raise a respectable daughter, neither will you be able to raise a son. In fact your son would become your daughter.

>>49307828
wait your not one of us?

>will get the chance to long spy at 390 again before the next fed meeting
pretty based

>>49307821
Go look at an archive of Syrian civil war threads from around 2011-2012, and then compare them to the absolute state of /chug/ and /uhg/. /pol/ has fallen even harder than you can imagine.

>>49307837
>implying you have a choice
>implying a woman will bear you children at all

Oh my sweat summer child…

went back to SKYT two days ago

>>49302624
>>49302697
wheatbros...

>>49307834
Just keep holding BFLY, obviously it will rip before winter. I heard Cathie was a big buyer :^)

>>49306939
They'll just print us out of the hole again to bail out the trillionaires.

>>49307837
The solution is obvious: make sure to raise your daughter to be fucked by men that aren't other men.

How many mass shootings are (((they))) going to do before midterms?

>>49307677
Ok anon, here’s what you do:

Go to a headshop and buy “jewelry bags”. Then go and get some baking soda, and get a tiny bit of gasoline. You’re going to put drops of gasoline into the 1 gram baking soda bags. This should use up your $20.

Then you’re going to go on tinder, and make a profile with your Snapchat and vague references to skiing trips if they contact your Snapchat as the bio.

Now you sell those bags for $65-85 a pop. Try to get up to about $700-800 dollars, then deposit that cash into Robinhood. Now you can buy debit spreads on SPY puts for $30 a spread, and try to keep doing that until you have ~$50k. Then you buy 100 shares of SPY, and sell out of the money calls every week, this should net you around $90 a week or so in income. Enjoy

>>49307057
This looks like bait.

>>49307913
At least brave chuds are making a difference in clown world kek

>>49301816
me with the cowboy hat

>>49307913
not enough to matter.. they can freeze my bank accounts. Covid gave me a reason to go out in a blaze of bullets if they came door to door. Same goes for guns.

>>49307913
The Texas one was an inside job. Shall not be infringed.

>>49307875
lol what, are you mad because now youre imagining whats going to happen to your daughter

>>49307913
One a week until midterms probably

>>49307929
It would be nice if they hit something actually important for once.

>>49307917
not sure if you are telling me to kill myself or that I'm a nigger/retard

>>49307913
> STILL not shooting politicians or journalists
Single most damning thing about these glow ops.

I think that tommorow will be the grand rotation into energy

>>49307983
basically this

>>49307982
Neither. I’m telling you to sell fake drugs to get enough cash to trade options. There’s some risk involved yes, but with that short a time frame and that little capital it’s probably your best bet buddy, you can’t even afford to flip real drugs so you’re gonna have to take the risk some cokehead shoots you for fake blow.

>>49307963
sweaty why don’t you just go back
it’d be best for all of us.

>>49307983
meh, too much effort. Just go after the voters

When you decide to have a kid what gender it winds up being when it's born isn't up to you. It's a 50/50 game. You take what you get and do the best you can. Now if you do like "some" parents do today and fill your kid's head with "it's ok to wear dresses" or play with "barbie dolls" or "it's ok to be gay" if its a boy then yeah later in life your kid will be fucked up in the head and you've only yourself to blame for that. (Not a parent but damn some things you just don't do to a kid; misbehave, you spank their ass to teach them. don't fall for the "timeout,take away shat" thing now)

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>49308024

Why not sell everything tomorrow and pick up Spy at $350 when it crashes?

>>49308080
I loved the having kids. The toddler part of raising them is much more difficult than I ever imagined. I really don’t know how societies made it to this point

lol market is gapping down tomorrow

>>49308086
kek the cultists were going crazy over that pump earlier and now its gone

>>49308071
I am still mad these don't have powder candy centers anymore

>>49308024
Lol

>>49308086
No seriously, are people still hoping for a short squeeze? Woudn't all of the people with puts on gamestop have expired by now or just ate losses?

I just wanted to break even on SOXL for my birthday :(

>>49308136
The only thing that's gonna squeeze is SIGA

>>49308166
kys

>>49308157
I'm assuming you're the anon holding at around $30 like I am, because boy am I buckbroken today too

>>49307301
Make sure you've seen Empire of Dust prior to buying any international equities. It's due diligence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LSuZGlqL34

>>49307913
A mass shooting a week until morale improves for the midterms. They have already surrendered standing up for women. Their last ditch effort is gun control.

>>49308098
>pump 6%
>dump 1.5%
HUHH DUHH BEAR MARKET IT"S OVER

>>49308203
>1 post by this id
Cope animeposter

>>49308136
Lol, the squeeze already came and went back in January 2021.. If you got in at sub 20 and didn't sell that shit when it hit 300 (or hell 250) you've only yourself to blame for being a greedy ass.

Millennial bros maybe the boomers are right and we're just bad at money.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-06-01/a-third-of-americans-making-250-000-say-costs-eat-entire-salary

>>49308192
$27, I was so close.

>>49308224
My oil gains say otherwise

>>49307744
>the overwhelming majority of people are not gay
Yet.
Incredibly bullish for SIGA

>>49302228
If you just want a monthly divie go balls deep on SCHP. It sort of just crabs along but at least you won't lose your initial investment over the long term since it mostly just crabs along.

>>49302772
Everyone else is doing worse also raising rates actually strengthens the dollar since it means the money printers are off and inflation is slow meaning the devaluing is slower. However stronger dollar means slower economy since people actually have to be smart with credit instead of spending like a bunch of lottery winners. There is a reason markets goes crazy after 08 when the FED broke the money printer shut off switch.

>>49308247
Why did oil dump today? Wasn't there a bullish API report?

>>49308235
But then why are people still holding/buying?

>>49308269
???

>>49302228
You’re honestly probably better off selling the options yourself, but I’m way too fucking lazy to do that so I think JEPI is great.

>>49308269
Economy is fucking collapsing with surging inflation

Even the retarded politicians can't keep oil going up forever when the economy goes to shit

fuck why didn't I buy SIGA

>>49308295

>>49308246
I mean we're all alil gay amirite. I'm no faggot but if given the opportunity I would fuck Matthew McConaughey.

>>49308246
the only reason it's going up is because it's trendy to be gay, whereas it was shunned in previous generations. It will be thought of as degeneracy again, and likely soon with fags over playing their hands. Also, do you really think shilling on this board will pump the price? Fucking hell you faggots are getting worse than the gme fags

>>49308303
Still early Anon.

>>49308203
But why play the game when spy is 10% overtime?

>>49308157
Anon it's time to move on. Semi Conductors will return it is a decent hold but... you won't see any gains for a while. How about you load up on some VOO and VTI to stabilize your portfolio a bit. It's not your fault we all drank from the 3x leverage cup. But please consider reasonable investments and think of long term growth over the course of years if not decades.

>SPY still dumping AH

Who bought PUTS before market close?

>>49308294
Cause they're dumb. They expect it to hit 300 again. Never happen. The events that made the epic run to happen in the first place, well the big fish who lost learned the lesson and they'll make damn sure it'd never happen again.

>>49308308
gay

>>49308295
Look at crude tardbro.
>>49308300
Oil is going higher, I meant today specifically.
>JPM Sees Oil Rising Up To $136 This Month Depending On What China Does, As Trader Bets Millions On Crude Explosion To $200
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/jpm-sees-oil-rising-136-month-depending-what-china-does-trader-bets-millions-crude
>>49308330
I know, I did well swinging SOXL and SOXS; but once I can get out of SOXL I'm done swinging them (maybe just swinging SOXS alone). Should've gone with my gut and went all in on oil but I fell for le diversify meme.

>>49308337
She looks like she'd tie you up and peg you

>>49308375
>$200
IM GONNA GUSH

>>49308308
I'm sorry anon, your test results came back, you have the gay. I'm afraid its terminal. My college says you can attempt to live a normal life but someday, for no reason at all your butthole will just stop working properly.
>>49308320
I don't hold any SIGA, but if I don't say something stock related the jannies will come after me.

What is to stop me from buying sqqq every day and selling it for profit? Why is money free bros? This should be illegal.

what did i miss today?

>>49308377
Haha wouldn't that be funny

>>49308395
I'm gonna ucOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

>>49308404
>asspussy
Do weebs really?

>>49308321
is it still early in 2 weeks?
I have access to my account then because I'm on holidays
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>49308237
I’ll bet the majority of people reporting that are women. I never had problems saving money until I got a girlfriend. I set aside at least $500 a month now as bribery money.

>>49308403
pain

>>49307963
It’s disrespectful to talk poorly about a man’s daughter. If you ever do it outside of this place, you might get yourself injured or killed. You should work on your tact a bit. I realize that you’re a bitter person, but that’s your own fault.

>>49308330
>we all drank from the 3x leverage cup
3x leverage is not the problem. You'd be bagholding all the same trying to swing SOXX.

The issue is staying with semiconductors, or tech, or oil, or anything, when the market is no longer mispricing. When the juice has been squeezed (on the bear or bull side).

>>49307616
Lol Johnny Faggot is a great name for the narrator of a gay sex parody of House of Leaves.

Is there a good strategy for vix options? U keep losing on them no matter what the market does .....

>>49308441
sad!

>>49308396
Is this why I've been bloated lately? The gay got me. I thought it was stress from losing so much

>>49308502
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

>>49308476
The winning strategy is selling them
The fun strategy is buying a hundred calls for $1 each and imagining what you’ll do with your lottery money

Bakers?

>>49308524

>>49308560
no, its over.

>>49308578
based

>>49298008
I panic bought..

>>49308423
hahaha

>>49308560
They'll bake as soon as the check clears and not a moment earlier.

ASIANS ARE SELLING MY OIL

NEW
>>49308621

>>49308621

>>49308621

>>49308545
Thanks fren. I guess I was just hoping for a huge crash

>>49308472
Patrician

>>49308586
Stealing this. Send me a rain check for 5 shib.

>>49308237
>boomers
>saving
Anon have you ever actually met a Boomer? They don't save money. They have no concept of actually saving money. Boomers believe going up to your eyeballs in credit is a good thing and money just grows on trees. They grew up in a time where you could get 15% interest in a savings account and investing $1 every week in the S&P would make you a millionaire.

Late Gen X and Millennials had to basically relearn the concept of saving money because we were handed the worst job market with the worst credit environment since the Great Depression. Boomer problems were all far off or too big to actually comprehend like Nuclear war. We grew up afraid some retarded brown person would crash a plane into our schools, gas attacks, anthrax in the mail, or some nig would start shooting you with a sniper rifle.

Fuck boomers they are the biggest frauds in history. They never did anything. They were disappointments to their parents and they are disappointments to their children and grand children.

>>49308375
That's not what I meant. What I meant was, "who cares? XOM is up".
Anyway, it seems specific to north american oil, everything else is green. Since I don't know of any specific news, this reeks of insider info.