/biz/ - Business & Finance

>he baked

First for I want to suck a tranny off

It's beautiful, OP

>>49293181
first and last

Can I please buy Russian oil

point nine (9) seven (7) gas

holy hell the 80s were so fuckin based bros

i really want to feed the geese

/smg/ more like poop and pee.

Guys I am scared to buy puts or calls today, what do?

>It’s only just begun
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This nigga is responsible for 99% of human suffering and no one bats an eye
Curious

>>49293350
I bought more vtsax. Let's gooooo.

>>49293350
become a long term investor

>>49293361
Resist the Devil and he will flee from you

Looks like it's a short vix day.

>>49293359
3 more months and this literal garbage admin is frozen with the cogent half of the population pissed

>Buy pre-DA SPACs trading below NAV
>Redeem them for cash in trust plus interest when they liquidate without merging with a target
>Get 1-2% return for a few months to one year of holding
I have basically become a bond boomer.

>>49293403
That's why there will be lockdowns in November. They know it's the only way they can hold on to power.

>>49293359
>easily within their authority
I think the demonrats might actually try and usurp the November elections

>>49293457
This anon gets it

>>49293457
>>49293403
>>49293451
>>49293401
>context

>>49293359
I really don't get this. No one wants this and le science even says it's not needed. They showed their still hysterical about covid base that they tried to keep it but it got reversed. Appealing it further is just retarded.

QT begins today.

>Inflation
>>2022: 10%
>>2023: 12% (10%+2%)
Why is FRED aiming for 2% inflation instead of -8% deflation? Why is this aloud? Its not fare.

>>49293483
P _ _ _ _ _ I _

>>49293451
I gave the last one a month or two to see how it played out. This one I'm going about my business straight away.

>>49293497
>Why is this aloud?

im feeling good today SOXL sisters

Life moves pretty fast

>>49293475

imagine what kike or woman used "zone of reasonableness" to try to enforce authority for no other reason than the ego trip

Be careful anonymouses... the hidden tigers are coming out, and they are in heat.

>>49293524
Hopefully David Soxl, the best CEO in the world, lets me go a few percent above break even so I can set a stop loss today.

>>49293142
TQQQ bros
L
F
G

>>/biz/thread/3
This is the first thread made by Anonymous on /biz/

>Kazakhstan to Cut June Oil Output to 6.6M Tons Amid Maintenance: BBG

You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it

>>49293539
>>49293554
What are some Ferris Bueller stocks? How would he trade?

meltup starts now. watch and learn.

>YANG GANG
>FUCK I LOVE GAMBLING

>>49293548
Wholesome, love going through the archives

When does this hit the market?
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-06-01/fed-starts-experiment-of-letting-8-9-trillion-portfolio-shrink

>>49293548
The genesis block of /biz/ fr no cap?

>>49293574
wtf did they reverse split YINN?

Green or Red day?

>>49293548
>you now remember wipe getting bullied off /biz/

>I LOVE THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF A BIG CITY

>>49293596
What would be the economic impacts of this

>>49293596
It's priced in right now, though I think we'll see more red by the end of the month

my semimonthly auto buy goes off today

>>49293602
Yesterday, RH disabled their options Chain for it
>kek

>>49293548
No crypto shills no jannies just people living in the moment

>>49293630
Same

>>49293563
Ray-Ban Clubmaster (Luxottica) sunglasses

So QT is beginning today. Is there a place where we can see how much of the fed's balance sheet is being sold and who is buying it? And the rate at which those institutions are buying it? Or do we have to wait a month?

>>49293622
>HIGHER THEN THE FEDERAL MINIMUM WAGE
>CHEAPER TO STAY HOME THEN TO GO TO WORK

>>49293548
>Anyone else interested in collecting info, links and tips to a sticky/pastebin about the stock market?

>>49293596
>Mfw Powell unzips penis and dumps $8.9 trillion market sell right on the bid, no limit order, no trimming, no mercy, wiping out the whole order book, and all assets flash crash to $0

>>49293608

>>49293656
Nobody will buy their bags apart from short term securities which bankers need for eurodollar repo jew magic

>>49293596
Might increase the spread between Bid/Ask when there's less liquidity in the market, depending on good/bad news the market could rise/fall sharply

>>49293656
Stop being anti-semetic goy
>>49293666
You dirty rapscallion

>>49293664
>>/biz/thread/3#p158
>>/biz/thread/3#p190
>>/biz/thread/3#p255
The /biz/raeli had not been conceived yet
They were so innocent.

>>49293658
CAs MINIMUM WAGE IS 15 DOLLARS YOU DISINGENUOUS FUCK

Why don't you give Biden credit for the best economy ever? You're making him sad :(

>>49293622
This doesn't affect Californians because they are all pure virtuous Democrats (the good guys) and drive electric vehicles (Teslas).

>>49293672
>eurodollar repo jew magic
Please elaborate, this sounds like some esoteric knowledge I want to know about

>>49293689
FEDERAL
MINIMUM
WAGE

>>49293666
The market is waiting and whimpering in anticipation for Jerome to defile it's deepest sectors with his schlong, veins pulsing with trillions of dollars of inflation. Very soon™ it will be time but first Jerome has to get the market ready for penetration, a little foreplay first. He'll spit on his interest rate dick and rub against the market's labia and clit meanwhile the other Fed presidents will whisper in the markets ear about how inflation is transitory and tapering will start. The market moans and commodity prices tumble while defensive sectors like utilities will cause the markets nipples to harden. Jerome smacks his lips and can't restrain himself from them, sucking and biting at them until the market is so aroused it can't help but grind against the interest rate bitch breaker smearing it with pussy juice. Jerome must do the needful otherwise inflation will overtake them both and then no one gets to cum especially not Bobo. He pushes the tip in gently and the market gasps in pleasure, tapering has begun. Bonds take a dip and smart investors buy it immediately claiming they slurped on an anonymous monkey hair braiding forum. Stocks rise trying to squeeze the last bit of gains before what comes next. Jerome's heart is pounding now, each heartbeat causing the veins to bulge as CPI skyrockets, milk and gas are both over $100 a gallon. There's no more time for waiting, Jerome thrusts deeper and gasps as the inner ridges of the market are stretched wide yielding to him. Interest rates are hiked, there's no going back, the market begins to cry from pain and corrects 20% suddenly. Unbeknownst to either, the door is open just a crack and a lustful Janet Yellen peeks through with a horrified expression, hands flicking her dusty bean furiously.

>>49293666
Thanks, Satan. I'm so glad Biden nominated you to the Fed's board of governors.

>>49293629
No it’s fucking not. The only the priced in is delusion

>futures
AWWWWOOOOOOOOOOGGAAAAA

>>49293719
THE IMAGE WAS FROM COMMIEFORNIA
YOU INSINUATED THAT IT WOULD BE CHEAPER TO STAY HOME THAN TO WORK BASED ON THAT IMAGE, BUT IT IS A FALSE COMPARISON DUE TO CAs MINIMUM WAGE BEING TWICE THAT OF THE FEDERAL AMOUNT
IN REALITY, ITS BASICALLY THE SAME AS GAS BEING ~4 DOLLARS HERE IN NC SINCE WE HAVE A MINIMUM WAGE HALF OF CA

ALSO WHY AM I SCREAMING

>>49293756
*squats on top of ur face and strains and shits on u*
that's enough of your posts now buddy

We are opening at 415 and will have one huge daily dildo either way

>>49293679
Boy >>/biz/thread/S1383129 this is like time capsule

>>49293705
Look at jeff sniders work, it is completely esoteric to the point no one outside gsib knows about it. tl:dr is world reserve currency is offshore dollars (name eurodollars for historic reason, nothing to do with €) issued by private banks outside US, no one is in charge of issuing it other than bankers self interest to make money balanced by their risk aversion. Central bankers all over the world are doing shaman rain dance to go with the flow of this money system. They need short term UST for repo transaction between themselves so they bid it up constantly regardless of price.

>>49293701
Only rich people have electric cars.

>>49293756
>ALSO WHY AM I SCREAMING
If you know what's coming, why wouldn't you?

>>49293548
>Ur mum
We haven’t changed all that much. Have we?

>>49293811
Secvndvs has defecated here.

>Global stocks trade cautiously as inflation worries niggle and as investors weigh Russia shut out from opec deals
>NIGGLE
>NIGGLE
>NIGGLE

>>49293838
that lil reporter knows what she doing

>>49293838
https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/stock-market-news-global-us-down-oil-price-outlook-fed-2022-6

>>49293804
this guy?
https://www.macrovoices.com/aia/321-eurodollar-university-featuring-alhambra-partners-cio-jeffrey-snider

>>49293727

>>49293874
Yeah, his george gammon interviews are better.

>>49293719
It's depressing thinking about our property taxes here in Texas. Fuck, sixth highest in the entire country?

>>49293735
I have no clue anymore.

Electric vehicle bros I'm kind of nervous everyone's going to start buying them now and my apartment complex will stop offering free charging since I won't be the only one using it.

Another day trying to turn suffering into money

Small caps looking choppy, stay safe out there boys.

It's over.

>>49293912
Well has Goldman got a report for you... https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/goldman-predicts-ev-battery-metals-are-sharp-correction

Do I go all in with margin on VIX?

>>49293838
My gains! Fucking nigglers!

>>49293838
MY MONEY DOESN'T NIGGLE NIGGLE
IT HOLED

>>49293903
Just think of how much college football that pays for.

>>49293679
>where did you set up your IRA?
>Belfast
kek

>>49293543
he cant keep getting away with it

BOBO DONT CHECK THE MARKETS

Come on SOXL, just got up like $13 more dollars..

Everyone get your WTFWT's ready

Did you guys remember to do your monthly turnover for your finance spreadsheet?

>>49293988
I just need $1.70.
I've been seething that I sold SOXS too early for too long.

>>49294006
No, but I did remember to roll my leveraged ETF leveraging monthlies.

>>49294006
My what for my what?

TNXP

>>49293999
WTFWThose digits

Greg is fucking laughin again

WTFWT

*ahem*
WTFWT?!

WTFWT

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>49293142
>Trump meets with Fed Chair
>Omg!!!!!!Trump is trying to get rid of the Fed's Independence!!!!!

>Biden meets with Fed Chair to discuss QT
>"Biden's meeting on inflation with Fed seen as "good for the president politically ".

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://www.sec.gov/rules/sro/nscc/2022/34-95011.pdf
>hedges no longer need to close their shorts
>Short Squeezes canceled forever
Just how much is this going to pump my puts on GME?

UH OH BOBO

HOLY

I dare say, is it happening?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

think we gonna eat well today soxlbros?

>>49293546
Euphoric

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49294106
I just want to be up like 3% to 5% so I can set a stop loss 1% above break even (like I should've done) and ride this bear market rally.

The Meltup is here!

>>49294081
if earnings are positive, people will ape in

MY SOXL PUTS WTF IS HAPPENING

>tfw I was actually right about the FXI scoop
You did buy right? I shilled it multiple times so you all should've had a fair chance. You did listen to me and buy FXI right?

Fellow post-op siga sisters...

Nature is healing.

>>49294151
never heard of it

Anyone remember hearing about these? When the fuck are they supposed to come out?
>With a suite of ETFs it plans to create, Direxion Funds aims to give investors a chance to make leveraged bets on, and bearish bets against, some of the biggest household names on Wall Street. The firm plans to provide leveraged and inverse ETFs for individuals who are either bullish or bearish on mega-cap stocks, like Meta Platforms (NASDAQ:FB), Apple (NASDAQ:AAPL), Amazon (NASDAQ:AMZN), Netflix (NASDAQ:NFLX), Alphabet (NASDAQ:GOOG) (NASDAQ:GOOGL), Microsoft (NASDAQ:MSFT), and Nvidia (NASDAQ:NVDA).
>Direxion has filed a prospectus with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission for 21 exchange traded funds that will allow investors to take either a -1X, -2X, or +2X approach on each of the mega-cap names above.
https://seekingalpha.com/news/3801970-leveraged-and-inverse-mega-cap-etfs-are-on-the-way-thanks-to-direxion-funds

Are you okay there Mumu? This open doesn't seem so strong.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

SIGA SISTERS IT'S OUR TIME

SOXL PULL UP

BRR BRR
STALL. STALL. STALL.

I’M STILL 50% CASH. WHAT DO I DO???????

>>49294222
suck 1000 dicks

>>49294168
I shared the document I made multiple times and said we're all going to be FXI dragonchadbros.
You still might be able to get in
https://www.docdroid.net/Cf0Z9Hl/fxi-2022-pdf

>>49294222
hold or buy QID

>>49294132
lol are you fucking stupid

>>49294222
DCA

TERRAIN TERRAIN
PULL UP
PULL UP

>>49294248
RETARD
RETARD

>>49294228
FXI is chinkshit?
Oh no no no, you have to be joking about shilling chinkshit.

There are people for whom having sex is as noteworthy as going shoe shopping. It's crazy the way they all talk about the sex they're having, picking up women and such as though it happens naturally with little effort or intent. When one of us asks for advice though the response is a laundry list of various self improvements making it seem like even talking to a woman requires being ib peak physical, mental, and financial condition.

I hate normies and women.

>>49294222
Swing trade NRGU with 50% of that 50%.

Oh shame little mumus this seems like the top
>boop!

you have officially missed your opportunity to buy NFLX under $200

CAN WE JUST MAKE A MOVE FROM 415 JESUS CHROOOOIIIST

>>49294188
I bought 2300 shares because of this post and now I'm holding the bag. Thanks

>>49294267
What the fuck is that thing on the right?

>>49294304
some kind of bug/chipmunk hybrid

>>49293943
Don't, at least not yet. I did on UVXY, and am getting hammered right now.

>>49294132
Except they won't because even "if" they beat earnings (which they won't because they just wasted a ton of money on an NFT platform of all things) the company is still trading at 10x its fair valuation due to speculation around the short squeeze... which is no longer happening...

>>49294304
new fairy godmother
get with the times chud

>>49294286
Thanks for reversing the trend asshole

>>49294304
It's the new live action poinnocchio fairy, bigot.

>>49294304
A beautiful woman of color you chud

>>49294335
Why don't you go have gay sex and catch nigger aids? Then you can spread it personally and pump our bags.

OIL

WILL

GO

DOWN

>>49294255
Why would I be joking, I suspect it'll rehit 36+

what the fuck was that

Oh look another day of buybacks while a bunch of insufferable propagandists run interference on behalf of elite financial institutions. The Good guys.

Algos preventing nvda from crossing 190
By algos, I mean stupid retail scalpers
It's ogre I have the rye ground

>>49294403
Greg, seek help

When the fuck is this FAKE and GAY bear market rally going to end? I shorted the fucking bottom and am getting raped hard by mumu right now. I'm down 6.5% on PSQ and 14% on SARK.

>>49293698
Anon, please keep political discussion on /pol/

>>49294267
I just realized she reminds me of Klaus Kinski

>>49294381
Do you mean up?

>>49294426
Probably when elite financial institutions move the setpoint down instead of up.

>>49294403
Did your caps lock button break? I notice a lack of caps in today's posts compared to yesterday.

>>49294426
Never bet against America.

If I fomo into SOXL now, will it dump?

SIX MORE MINUTES

>>49294426
You should have shorted shitty companies like I did
GME and BYND are both shitting the bed even with the market being sorta flat.

>>49294495
UNTIL WHAT???????????????!!!!!

>>49294487
always

>>49293548
>2014
Am i missing something? Wasnt this board created in 2017?

SIGgArs go go go.

>>49294506
JOLTS, ISM manufacturing, and construction spending.

>>49294506
UNTIL 2 MORE WEEKS

absolute mess

>>49294505
But I did, anon. My puts were way OTM and now I'm just hoping to break even.

>>49294530
canadian rates going up as well

>>49294518
>he wasnt here before the 2017 crypto bull run

Wow it's becoming completely untenable huh. They're basically just mocking the public now.

>>49294530
Oh shit lol.

>>49294487
If you wanted to buy SOXL, why did you not buy it when it was $17? or $20?
>>49294437
That's economic though, and was on fox biz.

>>49294553
Anon, please don't discuss politics here.

*snib* *snib*

I bought $KNPD yesterday and I just lost 15% WTF /biz/
I dont even have money to buy into this mornings rally now fuck all of you

>>49294579
>If you wanted to buy SOXL, why did you not buy it when it was $17? or $20?
because I'm retarded

>>49294169
Cool it with the conspiracy theories outside of pol anon

>>49294552
As much as I like to dab on Cathie, ARKK does better on green days than it really has any right to.I've learned this lesson through great suffering.
And never fear fellow bobo, the market won't hold itself up when fed starts dumping.

If we just keep crabbing like this till close then it will still be another +1% in the green

>opec story yesterday confirmed fake news
>price wont recover because bots took over
I hate kikes so much its unreal. Is this the start of another series of bullshit fud stories like in april?

>>49294562

Janet Yellen admitted she was wrong about inflation being 'transitory'
how many government officials do you know that will admit they were wrong about something

pretty admirable to be quite honest with you family

fucking zim

>>49293658
Anon, no politic please. That's for /pol/

Massive selling on nvda
Buy soxl puts
You've been warned by niggerman

UP DOWN SIDEWAYS

>>49293371
Who is that ugly c***

>>49294631
Anon, no conspiracy theories please. This isnt /pol/

ISM MANUFACTURING PMI FOR MAY: 56.1
JOLT REPORT APRIL: 11.4 MILLION

>>49294626
Keep the politics on pol. Also buy SIGA

>>49294626
Is she suffering any consequences? Is anybody? No? Oh its the same shit as usual then and will keep happening

>>49294631

>>49294626
no politics outside /pol/ please
also cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>49294626
>pretty admirable
they're falling on the sword in an attempt to help biden. it's political.

>>49294666
>>49294667
not only is that not me, but my posts are not showing up lmao

>SOXL refusing to go down
where the hell is l*mposter. I went heavy in soxs last week thinking he was the local top.

>>49294588
Crabbo, I kneel.

>>49294667
Anon, please only discuss politics and conspiracy theories on /pol/ thanks. There is no relationship between politics, group behavior, and the stock marker.

>>49293622
>$9 for diesel
At what point does the cost of food in LA solve the homelessness crisis? How can homeless people afford food in LA with only food stamps now?
I would say this is bearish for retailers as we can expect LA's already retarded shoplifting rates to go up even more.

How is the stock market looking this morning?

>>49294690
It needs to have both a mu and a bo in its name

>>49294687
I’m the local top. Present thy bussy.

I've told you before that the fed won't let the stock market crash, it's their sole mission and purpose before the midterms

>>49294695
Anon, please refrain from political discussion outside of /pol/

>>49294700
cautiously optimistic until whatever news comes out which will cause it to plummet on a hair trigger

>>49294700
who is this boy? tell me more

>>49294713
Kek. This is actually excellent quality bait

>>49294612
>the market won't hold itself up when fed starts dumping.
I want to believe, but the Fed is barely tapering. The market might be able to sniff that they have no intention of fighting inflation, which could sustain this rally through the month.

>>49294687
first one is free

>>49294710
Whoa anon, that *definitely* belongs on /pol/
Yikes man

>>49294713
Anon, please refrain from living.

>Mumus thought this would be a green day
This is MY market.

>>49294730

Yea, agreed. I like the dedication to VPN hopping (or more likely posting from a cell) every time they post too so there's a new ID

>>49294735
Anon, no conspiracy theories or politics please

>>49293622
We love our great downtowns, don't we folks?!

>>49294709
Keep the conspiracy theories on /x/

>>49294588
>>49294690

How is this even allowed

>>49294790
>investing in china
also cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>49294790
*pssst*
I'll let you in on a little secret.
I do what I want.

The 10 AM amerilard dump is priced in for life

>>49294495
Mixed numbers https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/stagflation-threat-soars-manufacturing-surveys-show-soaring-costs-weaker-jobs

MUMU NO MORE

MUMU NO MORE

YOUR DAYS OF RETARDED BULLRUNS ARE O V E R!!!!!

Hopefully I can make some of my fucking money back you dumb bulls

Isn't SIGA going to release a nexgen console? How the fuck can it keep falling?

dude just average the averages

FIVE HUNDRED

FOUR HUNDRED

WOOP WOOP

What the fuck happened at 10:00 that caused literally everything to nosedive? What the fuck am I missing jesus christ

>That dump
I had rice pudding for breakfast, but I saved room for steak

>>49293903
Isn’t that counterbalanced by no state income taxes?

>>49294808
all that matters is manufacturing came in too hot and job openings came in above expectation

both of which appened

>>49294725
Stay away from him anon, he’s a very dirty and disrespectful young man when he’s not cleaned up in his Sunday best for church. Word is, he bikes down to the river and does terrible things with his mouth for money. Terrible dirty things.

>>49294833
JPOW hit the QT button

Fertilizer finally coming down a little.

>>49294713
>>49294745
>>49294768
What are the political implications of my nuts on your chin? Devilishly bearish for fake meat, because you're about to get a mouth full of the real deal.
Short BYND.

>>49294833
jerome dumping on slurp posters

Tradin stocks in the hot sun
I bought the dip and the dip won
I bought the dip and the dip won

I needed money 'cause I had none
I bought the dip and the dip won
I bought the dip and the dip won

I grabbed that SOXL and it feels so bad
Guess my race is run
She's the best stock that I ever had
I bought the dip and the dip won
I bought the dip and the

GET FUCKED MUMU

*knockknockknockknockknockknockknock*
*WHAM**WHAM**WHAM**WHAM**WHAM**WHAM*

>>49294855
No conspiracy theories or politics outside of /pol/ please

The market will pump when the little chinklet boy band goes on tv

Where are all the bulls today? They were so exuuuberant last week, I want to see their cute little faces now.

>>49294872
>>49294855
Really though why the fuck did it happen at 10? Was there a scary headline? I don't see what made literally everything flip at the same fucking time. As if the market hasn't known about this for fucking MONTHS

>>49294851
nice pigeon

DOLLAR SHORT SQUEEZE IMMINENT
ETA: UNKNOWN

DXY TOP TARGET: 150

HOOKED bros... Fess up.

>>49294833
financial reports
see >>49294658

>>49294833
construction and manufacturing data:
https://twitter.com/LiveSquawk/status/1531999723028111360
https://twitter.com/LiveSquawk/status/1531999745480314881
https://twitter.com/LiveSquawk/status/1531999776396410883
https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1531999283662442497the

>>49294906
No conspiracy theories anon. Keep that shit on /x/ or /pol/

>DXY

Dollar milkshake incoming

>>49294898
the news dumbass. canadian rates went up, job openings, manufacturing pmi, all at the same time

>>49294898
govt hours. 10-3.

>>49294889
Nobody's home. Go away.

>>49294658
OH SHIT NIGGER THEY'RE BRINGING BACK JOLT??!?!

>>49294895
I hate those fucking chinks so much. Send them back to Korea. We have real problems going on here and Biden is meeting with nobody countries

>>49293142
>listing the Apple Macintosh instead of the number one selling personal computer of all time.

>>49294931
Anon this isn't the place for fringe political speculation.

>>49293142
Cash gang here. Can’t decide on when to jump in

>>49294851
Look m8, I wanna know the name of this lad; immediately.
He looks like he'd gimme a right good gumming, and then share a cig (his cigs) with me.
I'm excited, to say the least.

>US Dollar Index

>>49294933
Are you implying that the real market only shows itself from 9-10 and 3-4? And that its manipulated during most of the day? Don't be ridiculous anon.

GODDAMIT BOBO

>>49294969
Would Powell have the balls to come in on a random weekend and drop a 10 spot on everyone?

>>49294968
Please don't help legitimate these kinds of conspiracy theories anon, at least not outside of /x/ or /pol/

>inb4 hits support and bounces back up

are you fucking kidding me

>>49294942
based Jolt enjoyer

>>49293727
I keked

>>49294992
this, all hail the glorious crab

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe xd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

knock knock mumu

>>49294948
which one? the Amiga dweebo?

>>49295019
Nice

These Boomer fucks are really just going to sell everything to get whatever value they can before anyone else can. Too bad they also contribute to the majority of home flippers
Let it burn, they enabled the Chinese and now they need us

>>49295036
Anon save it for /pol/. This kind of speculation is against the rules here.

>>49294988
No chance. The good thing is the economy is debt laden he doesn't have to

>>49294988
No, but that would be fucking hilarious if he did.

>>49295019
damn bro teach me your secrets

>>49295036
The boomers don't need us, they invested in robots to replace us.

>>49295036
I pray everyday day for a housing crash and I’m not even religious. I even own a home, but the new homes I want are appreciating faster than my home so I’m just going backwards

buy the fucking dip

>>49295058
shut the fuck you stupid fucking faggot. Every other post is you writing like a butthurt liberal that just got offended that his wife won't give her bull babies

>>49295077
unironically 3rd worlders. they were cheaper than robots.

WHAT TO BUY

>>49294316
ggs

i bought 30dte snap calls i dunno fuck it probably easy money and i wanna gamble on something

>>49295092
It'd have to dip first

Catch the falling knife

>>49295090
Keep these kind of politically charged rants on /pol/ please.

>>49295090
Ser, cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>49294988
Every other currency would be fucked. Even 75 bps would be great. I would cum buckets.

>>49295118
9 posts btid and all of them are the tired same 'joke'
You're a cancer

>>49295127
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>>49295127
new
>>49295127
>>49295127
>>49295127
new

If everyone bought their own robot, you could send them to work a job, while you live your life.

>>49295109
have you considered shorting oil with me

SELL EVERYTHING RUSSIA JUST DECLARED WW3 HAS STARTED. THIS IS WHAT WE GET FOR HELPING THAT FUCKING KIKE AND HIS HOHOLS.

>>49295058
You're stretching the joke too thin.

>>49295124
Don't discuss other countries' fiscal politics anon, this isn't/pol/

>>49295118
Our president is a senile segregationist with elderly dementia and a history of crooked behavior he somehow never gets called out for.

Happy? This is about stocks too since the market is melting down and nobody has faith in Biden or JPow

>>49295118
Jewposting is his new meme

>>49295139

shorting oil going into summer and russian shit sounds unecessarily risky even for a gambling faggot like me

>>49295152
Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate increases. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

>>49295149
I just want cheap shit from china.

>>49295149
>Don't discuss other countries' fiscal politics anon
Are you fucking retarded?

>>49295149
Don't just low effort spam reply you have to engage with one anon and be subtle

>>49295245
there are tools to handle these types of posters...

>>49293361
A flawed creator and a flawed creation. He maybe false and has mommy issues, but he still gave our universe existance.