/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49292992
>this is sustainable

>>49293011
If even ONE life is saved, it's worth it, bigot

>>49293029
>Lifeguard is saving one tranny from drowning
>The tranny ends up hanging himself two weeks later in his room.
Worth it.

>>49293202
You’re a retard

>>49293222
>t. fatty mcfatfat

>>49293202
it's because the lifeguard was transphobic

>>49293029
>worth it
No
>bigot
Yes

>>49293202
Is that Sergey in pic?

>>49293202
How come amerisharts become like that holy shit

>>49292992
>some dude sitting on a chair all day makes twice the salary of a surgeon
Wut?

>>49293309
Fast food is poisonous and addictive. I ate fast food like every day for 5+ years in college and although I didn’t get fat because I exercise, my insides are still totally fucked even though I never eat that shit anymore.

>>49292992
>up to

Niggers get paid millions to run shoot and steal
>>49293547
this is where you find out one did promotional materials, photoshoots and advertisements

>>49292992
>us
You mean Americans?
Yeah we are all unironically jealous of how incredibly rich you are because most of it isn't really earned. You can take the average European and put them in America and they will do fine, well even, but even poor Americans live middle class lifestyles when compared to the rest of the world.

>>49293533
>my insides are still totally fucked
How so anon?

>>49292992
The America taxpayer paid for this via the state bailout package under Biden and the dems in 2021

>>49292992
They probably need lifeguards so they release this fake news piece in hopes of the goyim running for their lifeguard job, when the reality the average lifeguard makes probably like 30k.

>>49292992
imagine being $500k a year to sit in a hut staring at the ocean all day

being *paid*

>>49292992
Schlomo goldstein lifeguard at your service

>>49293751
Only the Jews get these benefits

>>49293202
Imagine having to rescue pic related and not getting paid 500k

>>49293029
Farmers save millions of life by providing food for people to survive off of. Power plant workers save millions of lives by giving people the electricity they are reliant on and construction workers provide the shelter. These people are saving people via their work, without them they’d die. Where is their half a milli a year?

>Chad drinks cocktails on the beach and performs "CPR" on the bimbos in distress
>gets paid half a million while you wage for minimum

>>49293547
Read the article, m'lord. He's not the only one. $200k isn't atypical

>>49292992
Yeah but imagine what you have to put up with. The shitty winter weather at a beach. The retard who can't swim that you have to risk your life to save. Giving CPR to a landwhale. I'd wanna be well compensated for that too.

>>49292992
>working for the municipal govt pays better than most private sector jobs
This is how you know you're in a socialist country.

>>49292992
>be lifeguard
>live in uhaul for 4 years
>make stacks
>move away

>>49292992
These guys are saving lives? Show me a single Euromutt that does anything half as useful?

>>49292992
earn a lot doing something no one needs saviong retards and hippies from drowning then consoom like a king draining the world
Do coastal amerifart numales really?

>>49293202
What am I looking at here?

>>49296775
A stranded landwhale.

>>49292992
This isn't their normal salary, its time card fraud.

>>49294852
Half a million though? Doctor's don't make that.

>>49292992
I mean I would expect that lifeguards should be paid half a million when they have to risk drowning themselves to save the average landwhale who cant swim. Shit is damn near as dangerous as underwater welding when certain people are at the beach.

>>49299807
Can you imagine having to physically drag or carry landwhales and giving them CPR up to 20 times a day at some of the most busy beaches? It's hell. Lifeguarding isn't like Baywatch in 2022.

>>49293763
He’s a hypochondriac

>>49292992
>be chad
>spend highschool playing sports and fucking sluts
>graduate
>not that good to go pro
>grades are shit
>apply to the easiest and comfiest sounding job in your area
>literally staying in the beach and ogling half-naked teens, occasionally rescuing some fat kid
>get paid $500k anyway lol
Why does the world love chads so much?

>>49297292
You would imagine he could get a good diet with all that crypto wealth.

>>49293202
Worth it because the Tranny's death will add to the suicide stats instead of being counted as an accident.

>>49292992
If you live in California and pay taxes to these frauds, you're a fucking KEK.

>>49294474
>rescuing a whale from the sea

>>49299924
>20 times a day?
Really? I have never seen a lifeguard do anything other than blow a whistle, but I have spent very limited time at public beaches.

>>49293202
She'll float 10 inches above the water anyway, what does she need a lifeguard for