/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49287614
This is going to put me into high 6 figures holy shit I'm going to ask that tomboy out I don't care if she's thousands of miles away I'm already loaded even before this

>>49287614
When the fuck is this shit going to catch up on the goddamn charts? Is it Kwon? The Jews? Is CZ battling? The fucK?

>>49287614
Wait wtf? Where are you getting that price?

>>49287763
https://www.coindesk.com/price/luna/

>>49287763
Coindesk has it, idk what the fuck is going on there

>>49287614
Why is kucoin not showing that?

I've checked my LUNC and WLUNA, no price change, still low as balls. This is so weird

>>49287747
>needing thousands of dollars to converse with your own gender
this is a level of incel i didnt think was possible, but here we are

>>49287787
Literally nowhere except for Coindesk has this. Not sure what they know lol

Hmm now that I think about it, maybe it's something similar to coinbases pricing error earlier?

>>49287614
Just a broken oracle.

>>49287804
This has got to be some sort of error.

>>49287799
opposite gender, retard. still loaded, stay poor nigger

>>49287813
https://fortune.com/2022/05/31/luna-spikes-still-worth-less-than-a-penny/
This article is dated May 31, 2022 at 10am sometime. The fuck?

>>49287826
point still stands, ur a beta male. if you cant talk to her with $0 ur not gonna be much different above that

>>49287614
This has to be fake right? Only listing on Coindesk shows .01

yet CMC shows it sitting below .01 at .0001 So yea dont know what this is

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/luna-now-4-500-last-145859851.html

what they know???

Can someone explain to me wtf is going on? Fist I see the tweet that Coinbase made about wrapped Luna tracking lunc and now I’m seeing articles saying luna is up 4500%

>>49287863
seethe and cope poorfag, losers like you with pennies to their name can't even pull stability, let alone anything other than a vapid whore. You're honestly fucking pathetic, never reply to my posts again you absolute subhuman poorfag mongoloid.

>>49287885
This is so fucking bullish holy shit

>>49288003
AI generated articles. You will not redeem the token for that price.

>>49287885
this article must be written by a bot, right?

>>49287614
THE SWITCH HAS BEEN FLIPPED!!

>>49287959
>needs thousands of dollars to even think about asking a girl out
>talks about pulling anything except his own micropenis
LOL
M
A
O
im screencapping this and saving it to my incel album, it doesnt get any better than this

Coinmarketcap shows this price, I wonder which one is right.

>>49287747
>tomboy
thats a man, faggot, rope thyself, AT THIS VERY MOMENT

>>49288029
>>49288035
>Chris Morris
Goybot

>>49287769
Market cap 100b WE MADE IT

WHAT THE FUCK!!!! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?? Oh shit I'm fucking ready.

>>49288084
and unfortunately, when it comes to finance, these fuckers are pretty on point.

Why do they keep cock teasing us with this shit?

Fuck only got 70k out of this kms

>>49288084
https://twitter.com/morrisatlarge?lang=en

>>49288133
Ah hes a fuckin ginger

>>49287614
what? where? did you manage to withdraw?

So what does this mean? Is this realized gains?
Did anyone actually make any money off of it?

Newfag here that doesn't have any.

>>49288157
Should I fucking transfer everything to Coindesk RIGHT NOW!!??

WTF IS GOING ON

WHY IS THIS PRICE NOT SHOWING ON KRAKEN ?

>>49288144
No. Nowhere else shares this price. It's only odd because its backed by a Yahoo article.
Also, why the fuck would I sell you stupid purple dildo? We're holding.

>>49288169
The one time a pajeets words are wise, do not redeem sers. This isn't an accurate price, other exchanges aren't showing it.

>>49288216
to make a quick buck and hit the nearest slot machines until I pass out? anyways thanks for the info pepe zyzz

>>49288169
HOLY FUCK I JUST DID AND NOW I HAVE SO MANY ASSETS!
Lunchod.

>>49288169
My intuition says it's a mirage. Don't do it unless you want to burn everything. Also some strange shit just happened with my browser and connection. 4chan threw me an error and wouldn't load saying the page changed its connection protocol.
Be careful.

>>49287614
>>49287885
uh, what?

Not sure if this is related, but I found this a few seconds ago.

it makes no difference to me because I'm too poor to have anything. I'm just here to watch and learn.

>>49288252
unironically i also had bizarre connection issues after moving between the Binance and Coindesk sites.

>>49288277

>>49288277
Not sure if you’re retarded but I’m finding you to be pretty fucking dumb

>>49288304
The page refreshed and I forgot to select the image again. Don't be rude.

>>49288252
>>49288293
Perhaps the great eastern Ural monke has holdings in LUNA

>>49288293
I had the linked coindesk page opened when that happened. Shut down my connection for a bit and closed everything in the meantime.

I can't be arsed to spin up metasploit and wireshark, but I am suspicious of some kind of mitm.

>>49288052
you have an incel album? lol

Can someone with coin desk try transferring their Luna there and tell us what happens ?

>>49287747
based

>>49287614
Coingecko still has it at .00011

https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/terra-luna-classic

>>49288388
Yeah I've had it open all day kek

>>49288238
No worries. WAGMI Brah

>>49287763
>>49287759
>>49287747
>>49287614
can mods please start banning these fake threads?

>>49288540
bro, its not fake. Look at coindesk retard.

>trading pair still disabled in US
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhEdUuD_F2Q

Both lunas are being dumped massively. Something is going on.

>>49288616
>mfw WLUNA was the right play all along

I put 2 ETH on LUNC and 2 ETH on LUNA 2.0

Let's see how this plays out.
LUNA 2.0: 5% profit so far.
LUNC: 70% loss so far.

>>49287747
Are you that anon who's talking with a Brazilian tomboy?

Kwon better turn on his bots. 2NA is getting dumped below its listing price on kucoin.

>>49288746
what is 2NA or is this some memery about LUNA2

>>49288746
What does that mean? Sorry I’m retarded

>>49288773
Luna 2. There's an attack on both chains going on. Either that or gooks are panic dumping everything.
>>49288779
Luna 2 has dropped $2 in 30 minutes.

big LUNA crash, what's the nuws?

>>49288796
It's nearly 3pm seoul time. The cops must have done something.

>>49288796
>>49288811
yeah probably general gookery

>>49288811
It’s just regular market movement, btc is dippin a few hundred. It’s currently following the btc trend… don’t be so brainless

>>49288872
Find another alt/shitcoin that just went down 20%.

>>49288791
>Luna 2 has dropped $2 in 30 minutes.
I bought at $8:30

>>49288556
its obviously fake if you ever used tradingview in your life you retard idiot

also its called common sense

you faggots make 100 threads every day about luna where nothing happens

>>49288892

how much did you lose
lost $400 myself

>>49288892
I wouldn't hold onto it. Luna 1 is holding up surprisingly well so far, it probably won't even dip to 0.0001. But luna 2 collapsed, the only thing holding it up is kwon's cronies.

>>49288883
Just open the loser tab on kucoin

>>49288904
Nigger, its only different because there is a Yahoo article along with it. Somethings up.

>>49288904
>>49288905
tfw hodling my free 10 2UNA to $0.

>>49288904
go to coindesk.com yourself fucking moron

Anybody else think maybe they're orchestrating these weird events so people put more money in and they dump on us? When I saw this I threw a couple coins on the pile lol

>>49288932
price is 0.0001 on tradingview


on ftx, kraken, everything


kys


in all fields

>>49288277
>>49288300
Checkerino'd

>>49288905
I put 2 full ETH

>>49288941
are you missing the point because you're fucking stupid? Or because you think you're superior? We're not disregarding the fact that all other charts seem normal. We're talking about THIS one. Give your head a shake bud.

>>49288967

rip fren
let's fall to zero together

>>49289005
I am losing 4 ETH because of Do Kwon. Shit.

>>49289026

someone has to pay for his mistakes, unfortunately that would be us

>>49289059
kek

Where do we slurp luna2 frens?

>>49289122
Honestly Anon, I'd go slurp some dunny water, you'd be better off

>>49289122
Play the futures casino instead. You'll lose it either way kek.

>>49289149
Its got no where as much room to fail as lunc did so this cant go below a penny right. Any chance dk will start a luna2 printer anyways?

>>49289185
The same was said about LUNC, and that had a pegged coin

>>49288052
Show us your beta incel folder, anon.

SO WHAT EXCHANGES ARE SELLING AT THAT PRICE?!?!?

>>49289224
none

>>49287790
You will stay poor you pesky little shithead. This % gains are only for my big ballsy friends at shillstreet.

>one website has a buggy price
>/biz/ loses it
Fucking idiots, holy shit

>>49288346
>>49288052
Absolutely rent free

>>49287959
please seek help before it's too late

>>49289238
THEN WHERE IS COINDESK GETTING THAT PRICE?!?!?

>>49289301

CHECKED!

BUY BUY BUY BOTTOM IS IN

WE'RE GAINING A ZERO AHH

>>49289347
Jesus. Checked

Verification not required.

>>49289347
>>49289412
These are bots right ?

Wtf are you checking

>>49289347
>>49289412
Wtf are you checking?

>>49289434
ch-checked

>>49289434
yeah pretty sure they are. another thread had them going apeshit checking each other

>>49289434
I am so fucking lost

You know what's interesting about LUNAC? Even the Terra Luna subreddit fucking hates it. It seems that either /biz/ has completely fucking lost it or that /biz/ is on to something no one else is seeing so far.

>>49287614
>>49287747
>>49287954
>>49288003
>>49288048
>>49288169
>>49288179
>>49288455
>>49288905
>>49289254
>>49289351
>>49289392
VINCENTS. VINCENTS EVERYWHERE.
You put a couple of hundred into lunac and you are convinced it’s going to make you tens of millions. These people are called Vincents because while they think they are clever businessmen investors, really they are just degenerative gamblers. Don’t be a Vincent

>>49289470
The LUNA subreddit is a bunch of SEA subhuman retards sperging over how much money they lost and a giant cope farm.

>>49288904
>>49288932
>>49289450
What has obviously happened you fucking retards is they have confused luna with luna classic. They have put the history of current luna as being actually luna classic, that's where those percentages are coming from.

Have to admit had a massive potential fomo for a fraction of a second as I considered it might be true kek.

Coindesk doesn’t separate Lunc from luna 2.0, why?

>>49289470
It will probably get one more nice pump before it plummets into the realms of obscurity only to be forgotten like the rest of the coins that entered the shitcoin graveyard

>>49289444
Your trips

>>49289475
ok, but who the fuck is Vincent?

>>49289480
Extremely bullish. Their suffering is our fuel.

>>49289351
wtf it went back up straight away??

>>49289494
The supply is right though you absolute faggot

>>49289444

Singles confirms, CHECKED!

4chan used to be a place smart people went to act like retards
Now you're all just retards. Trolling is out of control and retards really think Luna is going to go up in value.

>>49289545
Such as yourself fag?

>>49289545
go take a nap you toddler of a faggot

>>49289515
yes i made a $700 profit, nice

You are like a little baby.
Watch THIS.

>>49289573
watch what

>>49289528
So what are you saying here, are you saying that Luna has done a 106x in the past 24 hours?

This image is the last thing you will ever see before you relinquished all remaining hope and realized that it was now essentially certain you are ngmi ever.

>>49289586
These nuts.

What happens when people begin to burn Lun a coins?

>>49289595
the biggest wealth transfer ever, /biz/ anons will become billionaires, poofags that invested $2 on Luna will become multi-millionaires.

>>49287863
>if you cant talk to her
I just talk to the people around her and she senses my commanding presence by that power alone. This works weirdly well as long as you're not a total sperg and people enjoying taking to you. Also I'm handsome and have frequent homicidal ideation.

>>49289592
kek goteem

>>49289619
People actually believe this

Holy shit. Turn on CNN

>>49289656
What about it?

>>49289656
i'm in my european bed

>>49289656

Just saw CNN and checked! $1 EOD

>>49289656
Im retarded its a bot 100%

>>49289510
>>49289545
>>49289637
Vincent is an underage larping as a businessman. He gambles most of his worth (a few hundred) on absolute shit, and is fully convinced that it will turn into tens of millions of dollars in short time. Vincents post on 4chan with great confidence that they are on the cusp of generational wealth. Vincents think they are clever businessmen when they are in fact gamblers. And not even good gamblers. Don’t be a Vincent.

>>49289663
>>49289671
We are rich!
www.cnn.com/finance/cock-and-ball

>>49289674
Newfag

>>49289686
Gay forced meme

Sorry your ex took it bareback with a guy named Vincent

>>49289686
Shut up newfag

>>49289475
Gay ass forced meme fuck off

>>49288923
>LUNA2
>2UNA
>TUNA
Nice

>>49289656
K.. KEEP ME POSTED

>>49289709
>>49289731
>>49289747
You know how I know you are Vincents? Because you clearly relate to the description. Well, It’s time to grow up and get with reality, your piss tiny stack on Lunc is not going to make you millions of dollars lmfao

>>49289790
You're a fag.

>>49289786
BOOoooOOOooooOOO!

>>49289790
>Piss tiny
Sir, my stack is over 50k thousand lunas, I will going to make it

Coin desk hacked the future.
>>49287614
Luna 2.0 is like South Korea - it has all the partnerships, funding & development - and Luna Classic is like North Korea - calls itself democratic but has a Supreme leader with rigged elections, is stubborn, won’t go away & is only worth a fraction of the other’s value. But they’re still part of each other so neither will actually want to destroy the other. Eventually Supreme leader will be gone and the two will unify and anyone who invested in North Korean real estate, I mean Luna Classic, will become rich off it. Luna 2.0 / SK whales will seethe a bit at enriching a few degenerates but will be kept happy because they will receive the majority of the new wealth and they won’t have a choice either because everyone on both sides will want it to happen eventually.

>>49289790
You know how I know your meme is forced ?

Because you’re the only one posting it and the only one who thinks it’s clever. You cannot force a meme, you’d know that if this wasn’t your first year on 4chan. This weird “Vincent” shit is obviously way too personal to you to ever be relatable to random strangers on the internet. And you doubling down on it is only making it so people actively dislike your retarded meme as opposed to simply ignoring it. If you have to name your own meme and explain it to people you’ve already fucked up. Let it grow organically or just let it die.

Do Kwon has now made me more money than Elon i love this nigger.
I just brought again btw I've called the last 3 pumps so follow me to profits.

>>49289875
Lead the way m’lord

>>49289812
You’re a retard that thinks Lunc is going to change your life. Your 200 $ dumb gamble doesn’t make you a businessman, but it does certify you as Vincent or a smooth-brain, whichever you prefer.

>>49289867
I’m not the only one lol, and I didn’t name it you dumb ass. Educate yourself

>>49289888
Checked. It’s okay anon. I thought your meme was clever :^)

>>49289888
Well can't argue with that. That anon is a retard

>>49289901
You don’t belong here faggot

>>49287614
This must be a mistake.