/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Imagine not loving your job as a skilled tradesman
>Imagine not bullshitting all day while working
>Imagine not living close to your friends and family
>Imagine not going to church twice a week plus whatever other activities are being hosted
>Imagine thinking that making it matters at all if your soul is not saved

>>49283295
Oh man cope

>>49283295
>imagine knowing how financial markets work
>imagine job security
>imagine a supported family
>imagine providing a high quality service to society
>imagine being surrounded by people smarter than yourself
>imagine being a mature adult who values these things

>>49283917
>imagine providing a high quality service to society
If you work in finance you'll have to keep this one in your imagination all right

>>49283941
I help financially illiterate people retire with the financial flexibility and security to enjoy their retirement

I am 28 years old and I haven't worked a single day in my entire life

>>49283701
>imagine your knees and back giving out during routine tasks in your 40s
>imagine talking to retarded and drunk Mexicans everyday
>imagine traveling 2 hrs to your bosses next contract and sleeping in a truck
>imagine working for a Jew who pays you pennies on the dollar he gets per contract

>>49283917
Being smart and being intelligent are two different things. Good luck finding intelligent people at a bank. What you have are autonomous regurgitators who impress normies with simple mental math KEK

>>49283701
>only two jobs in the world are finance and trades

>>49284053
Luckily you went to college so you don't have to work in a bank, you get to choose which job you want

>>49283917
>imagine providing a high quality service to society

Do you hear yourself?

>>49283295
Don't know how they do it either. I would kill myself. I kinda respect them because of it. Destroying their own soul for many hours each week for shekles.

>>49284163
My professional opinion is you're coping and seething right now

>>49284218
How is he coping? You are the one defending the lifestyle

>>49283295
My friend got a finance degree and started out working at a credit union after college. He got more certifications and now he's a Department Director there. He's the most financially successful friend I have and bought a house and two new cars before he was 30. Cope

>>49284267
>my friend works a corporate job and he bought things
Wow so cool anon.

>>49283295
i'm a senior accountant at a megacorp. i actually started college as a chemistry major then switched to applied math, and later got a masters in accounting because i couldn't find a job with my math degree. anyways, i'd rather be a chemist or an engineer but these fields have been gutted by chink and pajeet doctorates who will work for slave-like wages. so i cope by doing the bare minimum at my gay wfh accounting job and collect my $95k/year in corporate welfarebux. in my spare time i do dangerous experiments in my home chemistry lab. i'm also slowly teaching myself electronics. right now i'm working on a brushless motor controller. after this, i want to build a shitty switching power supply -- probably a flyback since they're a good baby's first smps topology.

i guess my point is that your fake and gay job doesn't have to define you. i'm out here playing the jewish piano to make a living.

Having a 200k a year job and a hot girlfriend would beat the shit out of your ideal neet philosopher lifestyle, OP.

>>49283295
>>49283701
>>49283917
>>49283941
>>49284030
>>49284163
>imagine imagining

>>49284363
I just got my applied math degree, should I just do this?

>>49283295
>>imagine wearing a suit to work
you don't? jesus christ, the absolute state of OP

>>49284389

only people who get sexy math jobs with high salaries are 200 IQ asians from top tier schools. if you're a midwit (i am) you can try your hand at grad school in statistics and go the government or industrial statistician route. they make good money and don't need to be geniuses. data science is a sexier field of work. you can do this with an advanced degree in stats, but it's harder than being a statistician (despite it not being much different, afaik.)

if you don't want a grad degree then you could study for the actuarial exams. they can make good money. but it's a lot of tests, it's stats heavy, it's very jewish, and it's a very niche job market.

if you don't want to do any of that then yeah, accounting is okay. you just need to grind hard for 2-4 years until you get a comfy $100k/year wfh job. the upside is that corporate accounting and corporate finance will never be meaningfully automated -- don't believe the arrogant retard codeniggers who think otherwise.

>>49284381
job is fag. like loud motorcycle rider

>>49284457
>>49284389
also if you're smart enough to do math then you're probably smart enough to do the learn2code meme. i personally tried it but i wasn't great at it, and it was incredibly tedious/boring imo. if you can tolerate it, however, it's another way to make good money at home for minimal effort. just know that it comes at a price. you're often writing obnoxiously kiked software for a jewish megacorp/tech company that wants to undermine privacy and civility with spyware, adware, browsing fingerprinting, etc.

>>49284561
This is what I was thinking of doing since school fucked my brain up and my GPA wasn't great so grad school might not be good for me. Maybe if I just force myself to grind at this shit daily I can get a web3 coding job but it's definitely boring and FRUSTRATING work at times.

>>49284024
Absolutely irrefutably, inhumanly based.

>>49283295
My brother went through that exact thing, except despite selling his soul he never really made it big time. We used to watch animes and play vidya together, now his only hobby is whatever sporting event that's currently trendy at his office. Went through golf, sailing, now it's skiing, he's skiing every week for some reason. Every time we talk, he only talks about skiing. I don't think he cares about anything else. The man is skiing/finance machine

>>49284381
>he doesn't get "it"
There's a reason the NEET calls himself a philosopher, anon, and it's not due to pretension.

>>49284381
What a phony life. life is about perspective. I know many people like you, none of them are fulfilled and usualy can’t stand their wives, the fact that you even had to gloat about such subjectivity signifies you’re just filling an empty hole. You aren’t even self aware. Now go back to living out your life they way others told you to.

>>49284829
Whatever you're doing in your life it doesn't sound like you're very satisfied

>>49283917
No way you could be this retarded and have a real job in finance. You’re definitely just butt blasted because you think by spending your NEETbux on CumRocket you’re a Gordon Gecko

>>49284053

No one in a real corporate job has any respect for mouth breathing retail bankers, fyi

>>49284829
What’s fulfilling about posting on 4chan all day?

>>49284933
Nobody was ever talking retail. The iq distribution is lower across the board in finance than it is in STEM

>>49284727

skiing is fun though. golf and sailing are more like leisure activities, but can also be nice (though overpopulated by old white fat dudes with too much money). he should definitely get a real personality though

>>49283917
>>imagine providing a high quality service to society
Why yes, I underperform the spy and charge my investors 0.5% per year, how could you tell?

>>49284358
It's not really corporate, it's a local credit union that is only in my area/region. My point is that my friend did all the things you mentioned and it worked out for him. He has a hot intelligent gf with a high paying career as well

>>49284984
>sailing
Sailing is fun and hard work if you're doing small performance boats and maneuvers like roll-tacks

>>49285001
I still don’t know what value having a hot wife brings to your life. A hole is a hole. Have you seen tradesChad’s wife? She’s hot too. Have you seen any chads wife outside of finance? They’re all hot. KEKEKEKEKEK

>>49285024

i agree. they're all valid hobbies, and infinitely better than doing literally nothing or shitposting on am mongolian throat singing forum like biz. though you gotta be careful you don't fall into the fat old white guy with money trope because that's about as boring as the fat white guy with no money trope

>>49284968
Digits

>>49284457
>data science is a sexier field of work. you can do this with an advanced degree in stats, but it's harder than being a statistician (despite it not being much different, afaik.)
It's easier actually you just need to know how to cobble together shitty python/R scripts
t. worked as both

>>49284030
If you arn't owning your own buisness or in some cushy foreman gig by the time you're late 30s early 40s you are a retard and deserve your shit knees and back

>>49284996
lol financeniggers r the worst.

>>49285231
For me, a bottle from india. Arrived today. Feeling pretty good from it, aside from the 'pox it apparently helps with a ton of other issues i have

>>49285266
based. hope it helps u fren

>>49284996
It's a tough job, but someone has to do it

>>49284030
>>imagine talking to retarded and drunk Mexicans everyday
Sounds awesome

>>49284561
>also if you're smart enough to do math then you're probably smart enough to do the learn2code meme
I've been trying to get into coding but I have zero passion for it & am too stupid even for the basic math.

>>49286401
Guess I'm fucked.

>>49284200
>Don't know how they do it either
cocaine and lack of souls

>>49286272
I like both Mexican culture and its heritage.