/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49282540
Still comfy holdin' and lurkin'

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); Cash reserve in the billions
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)
gamestopnft.typeform.com/immutable

DRS & Computershare
>8.9 million shares DRS'd by Jan. 29th 2022, previously 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021
>Quarterly registration updates have begun

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,006.688B, 99P = 20.270B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: No
Tuesday RRP: 1,978.538B, 101P = 19.589B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49204636

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Stock split plan proposed for voting; Votable shares owned as of Apr. 8th EoD; Annual Meeting of Stockholders June 2nd 10 AM CST/11 AM EST)
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
https://investor.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-announces-release-date-first-quarter-fiscal-2022
>FY22 Q1 results and conference call out on June 1st ahead of the June 2nd meeting

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

WAG'T

>>49282540
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 2nd GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
>RH
Interactive Brokers (IBKR)
Hatch (NZ/OZ)
Revolut / DriveWealth (EU)
Cashapp
E-Trade
Vanguard
Fidelity
TDA
Stake (NZ and Aus)
Schwab
Stash
Webull
JPMorgan/Chase Bank
Wealthsimple (CA)
Questrade (CA)
Qtrade (CA)
National Bank Direct Brokerage (NBDB; CA)
Degiro (EU)
>For Degiro you have to email them and tell them you accept the voting fees (10 Euros) + your voting choices since they will vote on your behalf

oh hey its this thread again. has your moass happened yet?

kek baggies

kek baggies

>>49282613
we are 3 years into the moass
just keep hodling buddy it takes a lot of hard work to become an overnight millionaire

Post first moass meal

>>49282613
Just one more day.

This is chadshills mom. He died in his sleep last night. His last words were “kek baggies”. We’re all glad he’s dead. WAGMI

I’ve never been more comfy holding GME. Have slurp funds if it drops below $100 before lift-off. Come at me, shill bros.

hey so hupotetically speaking what if someone was schizo unironically and they saw signs and repeating patterns impact in messages they read about numbe4s that kept getting repeated in these threads that were acting as a countdown to his inevitable death would the poster of those numbers be held responsible if it was found out they did it on purpose to drive that person into oblivion asking for a friend

Are we on the brink of wagmi?

>>49282685
Up for debate, but most signs point to yes

another sign?

>>49282685
We’ve never been closer to WAGMIng it

WAGKO

Any shares available to borrow today?

>>49282722
checked and honestly eventually we'll just fall dead from the activity

>>49282709
What the fuck is this

>>49282678
meds, fren

>>49282737
i brought it here for our autism inspectors to take a gander fren

>>49282678
Id say so, since they would have to target someone susceptible. But apart from an admission you'd have to somehow prove it in a manner sufficient for normies. Your post is already kinda hard to follow.

lol sounds like biden is going to allow hedgies to slip by with his redacted EO, moass might be cancelled probably why ryan said to go back to work kek

>>49282663
Damn I was sure he’d rope in 9 days.

>>49282784
lmao baggies gonna rope

>49282784
sneed

>>49282737
>>49282709
Long term mortgages are generally some of the more stable investments a bank can make. That the interest rates are collapsing like a shitcoin (I think) means either (a) nobody’s signing up for them, meaning the housing market is in for fun times very soon, or (b) something really fucky is happening behind the scenes. I’m going with the second option

>>49282784
>Half of the work week goes to the average wagies fuel costs
Why work when a gallon of gas is more than an hourly wage?

>>49282722
WAGKO
WAGRO
WAGSO
WAGCO

>>49282784
minecraft it is then

>>49282847
Id: DUNK
Based

>shills think having a slide conversation between themselves is enough to divert attention

I don't think so buddy
>picrel

>>49282812
WAGMI!! :D

hello, frens
shame what happened to radiofag
oh well

49282800
you mad baggie

يجب ألا أخاف. الخوف هو قاتل العقل. الخوف هو الموت القليل الذي يجلب الطمس الكامل. سأواجه خوفي. سأسمح لها بالمرور فوقي ومن خلالي. وعندما يمر ، سأدير العين الداخلية لأرى مساره. حيث ذهب الخوف لن يكون هناك شيء. فقط سأبقى

join the gmehad and together we will devour the very market
>∞

>>49282882
lmao baggie mad

ryan... please do something to calm us after the bearish tweets... stop playing with my feelings...

>>49282726
not from me.

>>49282922
you're rich already mate

>>49282922
What's wrong? Don't you want to work the rest of your lives while the Jews love laughing at you?

>>49282877
this image will be considered hateful, racist, sexist, antisemitic and downright terrorist in the future

>>49282951
if that's what he means he should come out and fucking say it so i can move on with my life. stop stringing us along if you have no intentions of kicking it off.

did they prune that message?

>>49282709
uhhh mortgagesisters?

>>49282922
Stop letting people who have teams of phds try to manipulate you buy telling you the meaning of his tweets.

>>49283008
i think it's time dear fren

Saint Terry of Nevada pray for us

>>49283010
that was my own interpretation because i'm a pessimist. i can't spin "work, laugh, love" or "only interested in people who want to work..." in any bullish way.

redditors are giving tens of thousands to the infinity pool guy's family
XXX shares worth of buy pressure taken off when GME is dumping
and they're giving pizza and donuts to gamestop employees
fucking reddit cringe and american tipping culture

>>49283043
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v1mfpf/rc_tweet_decipher/

>Mr Griffin, why did you keep shorting the stock beyond what you knew the holding company could handle?
>https://youtu.be/Cv0N8g68t2w?t=558

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Fat Fudding Gringos can do about it.

Can we fucking do this please? Some of us want to spend money on girlfriends.

>>49283058
30000 to some dead guy who shares will be sold also by his wife lol kek baggies

>>49283100
holy christ checked

KEN GRIFFIN. JUDGEMENT DAY APPROACHES. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL.

>>49282971
the future is now.

>>49283142
>FuG ID

Comfy.
Holding.
Never folding.

>>49282286
Yep pretty much. I was at home settling into my second whiskey of the evening when my FBI work pager buzzed: Capt Shekelberg saying he could feel it in his plums those 4chan niggers were up to something. I kissed my wife goodbye and hopped into the car they sent round, bluelighted it all the way to the station. So here I am, fresh pot of coffee and a new pack of cigs, settling in for the night.

>>49282526
Hangry catto! Good to see you.

>>49282871
Nice. Just... very nice.

>>49283115
cute

>>49283043
The real source of "Live, Laugh, Love" is Bessie Anderson Stanley's 1904 poem, "Success."

>Full context quote:
He achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much; Who has enjoyed the trust of pure women, the respect of intelligent men and the love of little children; Who has filled his niche and accomplished his task; Who has never lacked appreciation of Earth's beauty or failed to express it; Who has left the world better than he found it, Whether an improved poppy, a perfect poem, or a rescued soul; Who has always looked for the best in others and given them the best he had; Whose life was an inspiration; Whose memory a benediction.

Success" lived on in quote anthologies and Stanley's headstone

The rip dumb ass headstone tweet was a year ago.
Tweet seems to imply success from all of the work they've been doing. Might be related to the tweet from a year ago might not.

>>49283092
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v1mfpf/rc_tweet_decipher/
Oh fine, I believe this. But now he's just stalling...

>>49283100
PITA

>>49283058
I relish in the fact that they will all be broke within a year post-MOASS.

>>49283178
holy moly

>>49283163
lmfao! I am listening to jazz right now so it's uncanny you'd make that style of joke!

love it fren
WAGMI

GIVE ME WAIFU OR GIVE ME DEATH

>>49282644
Why wouldn't you peel the feet before eating them?

>>49283038
HOLY GOD HOLY MIGHTY HOLY IMMORTAL, LORD HAVE MERCY ON US AND SAVE US

>>49282678
>78
>>49282779
>79

Stop it bro you know what you are doing.

>>49282971
>image of jew
>considered hateful, racist, sexist, antisemitic and downright terrorist in the future
i like this timeline

>>49283285
Holy fuck.

>>49283142

someone spoonfeed me on who these blue faggots are on reddit

>>49283100
Work fast tummy fren, this one won't be tight for long if she keeps eating like this:

>>49283333
checked

>>49283333
holy fuck.

>>49283285
they just need more of this
>>49283333
and wow checked; thats the power of frenship!

>>49282981
Is that real?

Have you heard about Ken Griffin, the CEO of Citadel who lied under oath?

I heard there may be plenty of data about Ken "Kenneth" Cordele Griffin, the one from Chicago who lied under oath and may have stolen trillions of dollars from ordinary people on https://kengriffincrimes.com and https://www.kengriffinlies.com

If I'm informed correctly, the sites https://www.kengriffinlies.com and https://kengriffincrimes.com also contain information about Kenneth "Ken" Griffin from Chicago who just bought a copy of the US Constitution for $43,000,000 in an attempt to cover up unwanted results about his corrupt financial practices when searching for Ken Griffin or Citadel from Chicago via Google or other search engines.

So have you heard about the Man Ken "Kenneth" Griffin from Chicago who is the CEO of the corrupt Citadel Securities LLC, or the sites https://kengriffincrimes.com and https://www.kengriffinlies.com which contain tons of information about Ken Griffin and his crimes?

KenGriffinLies #KenGriffinCrimes #CitadelScandal #KenGriffinLiedUnderOath

ngmi baggies bros

>>49283174
Any thoughts on my farm to table schizo post?

>>49283475
back back back GO BACK

>>49283485
damn fr no cap?
finna sell tmrw thanks cuz

>>49283497
np baggie bro
glad i could show you out of the cult

>>49283413
It's even more certain to bring on the MO'ASS than a dividend split.

>>49283494
shut up whore I will creampie you until you get pregnant

I don't like jews.

>>49283545
Me too

>>49283333
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49283534
stupid baggie potato bitch

>>49282540
49283333you see whay i mean

Ancient man marked an epoch with a sacrifice, is that why we're so lost? Has this age lasted for too long?

>>49283333
DON"T FUCKING MOVE!

I'm financially ruined.

ryan i call your mother a group i call your wife your daughter a group Come on, the stock is dropping my bastard

>>49283622
Ken griffin is about to get sacrificed for all of wall streets crimes.

say this actually pops to a gorillion dollars
whats some stupid shit youre going to buy just because you have fuck you money

like im sure you could pay rogan a million for a tablespoon of his cum and keep it stored in a cool dry place and when his name comes up in conversation you go get it and show your guests his cum
i think that would be pretty neat

>>49283646
im not but if this doesnt happen this year, i will definitely be. yes i invested more than what i was willing to lose. yes i am retarted.

>>49283677
big gains require big risks, WAGMI fren

>>49283668
fucking kek someone screenshot this for when internet historian does an episode on this

>>49283668
-House on the beach
-Gonna finance some films

BAGGIES

>>49283668
It begins for me after MOASS, not ends.

>>49283685
the more time i spend on /biz/ the more i realise that the best investors could just have easily become the worst

>>49283668
pic related. I don't even drink I just want the glass.

>>49283753
yea that qualifies as stupid shit
ygmi

>>49283668
I would like to buy an old working sherman and t34. Just like the tanks and it would be neat to have em in the garage next to my other cars.

>>49283685
youre right. whats interesting is that i am slow and methodical with my finances. i NEVER fomo into anything, especially finances. but i also listen to my gut. im a bit high so im going to ramble a bit:
>be me
>few years ago
>working shitty factory job
>q.314 with GIANT milkers keeps flirting with me
>her hand grazes my crotch when reaching for a clipboard
>asks me to hang out
>gut tells me run away
>listen to gut, tell her im tired and cant hang out
>leave job after a while and run into another coworker while out
>inquire about girl with aforementioned milkers
>tells me big milker girl had every std known to man
>half the factory caught the clap from her
anyways, that same gut feeling that told me to stay away from that girl was yelling at me to go all in on GME. my gut has never been wrong but it's the first time basing a financial decision based solely on gut. it's scary, fren.

How does DRS from outside the US? Any guides?
I'm currently in the caribbean, I imagine DHL can bring the letters here or tell me if the process has been simplified since the last time I read about it. Just want to make sure I'm not missing something
Moving from Ibkr

>>49283805
Same man, I feel ya; until late 2021 I had a near decade long history of 10-20% low-risk gains YoY, then YOLOed pretty much everything into GME at around $160. Continued to average up with around 1000 shares; right now my cost basis is like $175 and I'm not even remotely worried about this long term

It is a bit unnerving, but all signs point to WAGMI.

>>49283805
based gut truster

>>49283058
I don't understand treating the GameStop employees to food before MOASS. Sure, afterwards is fine but what the fuck has GameStop done for us to warrant feeding the wagies. Also that guys family will be set post-MOASS, no need to donate to his 4 year old's education yet kek

>>49283818
https://www.drsgme.org/how-to-register-shares

>>49283805
I just like the fact the dude running the company successfully took on amazon at one of his previous ventures and seems to have a history of putting customers first. I like to think Chewy sending out flowers to people whose animals have passed away is RC's touch.

>>49283852

>>49283456
straight from the mines themselves brethren

>>49283527
damn str8
WAGMI

>>49283668
>an old church (to renovate into home)
>an indoor hydroponic system to grow herbs and flowers (to make me happy)
>flemish giant rabbits (to breed, eat, and sell at farmer's market)
>diviner's sage cuttings (for smoking while I work in my garage and consumption with friends)
>an air compressor and set of pneumatic tools (so my father can come hang out with me in my garage when he needs help with a project)

>>49283818
if ibkr charges a fee to convert currencies they (((probably))) wont rug becase they stand to wagmi through judaism

>>49283874
sending flowers was bcg's idea in order to run the company dry one dead pet at a time

>>49283805
>anyways, that same gut feeling that told me to stay away from that girl was yelling at me to go all in on GME. my gut has never been wrong
The clap is nothing and that milkers girl would have been the ride of your life. Your gut is as dumb as your brain and GME is a piece of shit.

>>49283142
Kenny's crab swirling, suck our dicks to all our enemies. Wagmi, sodtoaoe!

>>49282540
What happened? All the doom posting yesterday about the stock market crashing and we were all going to die lol

>>49283940
>willingly exposing yourself to an STD
NGMI

>>49283982
but anon we are going to die and the stock market will collapse eventually

>49283940
>Putting pussy on the pedestal
Ngmi

>>49283735
Is the anti-christ one of us?

>>49283940
>shills are disgusting std riddled simp freaks
not surprised at all

>>49284013
I am literally too angry to die

>>49283854
Personally, I plan on going into a GameStop and laughing at them for hours. It was right there, and they didn’t buy any. I’m gonna laugh, and point, and shit on the games, get busy with their cut-outs of Zelda, ask customers their opinions on which employee is the most pathetic, just generally annoy them. If anyone brings them fucking food I’m shitting on that too. Together, we can all make sure the wagies are protected from ever saying ‘thanks for the food kind stranger’, we’ve just got to believe we can shit on all of it.

this crab is too powerful

>>49283708
I can’t believe they never made a Judge Dredd sequel

I will be financing anime and possibly some video games that I liked as a kid

>>49283940
You absorb the energy of everyone someone has slept with, his intuition was correct.

>49283982
>he doesn’t know
No one tell him

>>49283995
>Dying a virgin
Couldn't be me
>>49284046
How am I a shill? I'm telling you straight to your face that your bags are shit and piss. Do you even know what a shill is? Are you sure your don't have brain syphilis already?

The shills and pajeets have really ramped up the spiciness today, the new scripts and ferocious pace they've been posting is a fun change.

>>49284087
That movie was fucking fantastic, it never got a sequel because they essentially didn't market it so it didn't perform very well

>>49283874
I cant think of many big $$ lads that have dogs as a pet, or take pictures with their pets.

>>49284064
kek
what if gamestop issued shares to wagies as a bonus and issued them directley through computershare
30,000 employees given X shares every once in a while could have this shit poppin B

>>49284082
The eternal crab

>>49284087
>I am the Lahbia
I do think Hollywood should make a stronk woman Judge Dredd.

>>49283805
Based. You already made it.

>>49283982
>It didn't rain today even though there were rain clouds that means its never going to rain from a rain cloud ever.

>>49284124
We have to be clever like the jews and takeover media but make it based post moass

>>49284130
If you don't have a dog you are NGMI, sorry.

>>49284135
I'm sure the wagies will have plenty of copium like this once it's over. They'll need it to get through days of cleaning up what I do to their merchandise while reading my trade history to them

moreso than the usual final hour activity, some shit definitely went down at market close/ afterhours today.

>>49284223
i dont give a fuck about the wagies i just want the Float Locked TM

>>49284251
i love you chartanon, full homo

>>49284251
interesting

>>49284251
I concur

>>49284251
WTFWT? Weird, and market hours look weirdly asynchronous after the morning dump

>>49284251
what do the y and x axes mean? i would tell the other anons the answer but i think you would explain it better fren. also i am a brainlet

Any guesses on when they're going to enact the stock dividend thingerino?

>>49283100
I’m Mexican tho foo

>>49284335
x axes = minutes elapsed
y axes = closing price overlaid on same scale ('normalized')

>>49284343
Tomorrow, 1:36 pm, central standard time

>>49284350
GBM?

>>49282877
Greetings Fren.

>>49284251
We're in the MOASS, WAGMI inbound.

>>49284386
It's gotta be after the vote silly anon....... right?

This week is going to get crazy.
Source: I feel it in my balls

>>49284199
cat owners are higher iq

>>49284251
ah yes there certainly is more black in the area indicated
this is either bullish or bearish depending on how you interpret it
being highly intelligent ive already interpreted it thoroughly
very intriguing how its more darker at the ends of the box
i know what that means but i wont tell

>>49284187
>In other news, the newest Sam Raimi movie, Evil Dead 4: Return of Jaws, was a smash hit in the box office, with critics on rotten tomatoes giving it high marks. "Based and Redpilled" said one critic. "Fuck Jannies" said another. This is the 4th straight month since the sudden accidental explosion wiped out the entirety of hollywood in the weeks following the gamestop squeeze that every single movies released has recieved overwhelmingly positive reviews.

>>49284343
Friday.

>>49284437
The vote is in.
The die is cast.
Kenny sinned.
He'll lick my ass.

>>49283668
A top-of-the-line recording studio. For producing audio dramas of course!

>>49284454
Dog/cat combo ftw

>>49284473
Yeah, I'm thinking harvester 2 PC, return of the holodomor victims

>>49284579
Good use of diversification

Anyone know what this was about?

>>49284251
Have we ever seen a “glitch” like this before?

I am mentally unwell and financially devastated and a three hour car ride from Chicago

>>49284516
> tfw I work Saturday
If the stock split dividend was issued on Friday I would be in a weird headspace all shift long.

>>49284691
At this point we've seen the glitches glitch themselves.

>>49284694
Did you invest in SOXL?

>>49284454
Cat owner reporting in, added a yorkie puppy to the family last September because he was one month old and in a horrible situation. Cat taught him how to cat and its great.

>>49284718
All in GME at like a 190 average

>>49284694
You wouldn't be considering any erratic decisions, would you anon..

>>49284694
Kenny, is that you?

>>49284687
True if big.

>>49284694
If you find yourself in Chicago please avoid 131 South Dearborn Street at all costs. If you went directly to 131 South Dearborn Street that would be bad for your mental unwellness. Your financial devastation has absolutely nothing to do with 131 South Dearborn Street or whatever.

so is earnings tomorrow?

>>49284763
GROOMED.COM

>>49283740

Are there any normal 120+ IQ people on here feeling good holding over these next few days?
Today was a proper ass-fucking, I've never seen a stock sell off so violently in the first 30min.
What are people predicting will happen this week? No retard meme predictions plz.

photo taken of Gamestop shareholders outside Citadel's HQ, 2022, colorized

>>49283753
I mean, it's not particularly expensive already.

>>49284818
Yup. Don’t expect much besides a dump. I’m only looking forward to the DRS totals they have

>>49284853
my puts will print
and baggies will rope

>>49284853
>never seen a stock sell off so violently in the first 30min
newfag

>>49284881
Was that Fidelity scare that caused a spike in DRS before or after the last official announcement of registered shared? Can't recall.

>>49284853
A lot of us have been holding since January 2021 at least. We're not just used to the price volatility, we know that it is artificial market noise. We know that the real price is magnitudes higher.

As to what will happen we can predict that there will be earnings announcements later this week.

>>49284910
Been holding since early Feb 2021.

>>49284868
$50 or about $1.75 in money from your time

>>49284853
This week? They will post earnings which we will either hit or miss, price will dump regardless.
Then the hope is that they will announce the stock dividend, I don't know if this will be part of the earnings report or a separate announcement. After that the price will probably rally a little.
The important part is if they really do announce a stock dividend and what date it will be.

>>49283668
I'm buying an entire case of pappy

Rare expensive bourbon, for those of you unfamiliar

One more price dump would be nice. I can afford to slurp some more. I love seeing the price explode and I love seeing the price tank. What I hate is the crabbing.

>>49284049

https://twitter.com/GameStopNFT/status/1531720959874539526
Hey guys, I'm currently looking into this glitch. That symbol at the bottom shouldn't be there. The video must be dropping twitter packs from the wires or something. Make sure you look no further into this and what it could mean for the entire financial world and especially your investment in GME. I think maybe GameStop's video program must have gotten an antisemitic trojan horse computing virus or something. Don't worry I'll thoroughly debunk this quickly.

Are non-DRS shares at risk of tomfoolery?

>>49284987
fucking based
just buy a whole barrel and put a tap on it

>>49285010
No, because non-DRS shares ARE the tomfoolery. The fakes that Mr Hedgie is contractually obligated to buy back.

>>49284908
Don’t know but each earnings the drs number has gone up a ton. It’s awesome. I’m psyched for it. It usually tracks reddits drs numbers so expect somewhere between 12-13mil

There a chance we could see if they plan to do a stock dividend tomorrow or is Thursday earliest?

>>49284932
Exactly. $50 is cheap today. No need for MOASS to buy Crystal Head Vodka. "Stupid shit" involving CHV would be buying enough of it to line a personally constructed series of catacombs.

>>49285006
https://www.0x.org/

What's the significance of this? Also we've known they're one of the partners for a month now

>>49285006
What are you saying my anti-antisemitic deboonker?

>>49284934
back to around $100.00 in the short term then?

Baggiebros! What's the plan when it's revealed that GME has lost money for the quarter? What will we do when the split does nothing to combat this as the price dumps? What will we do when there is no forced share recall and the rest of /biz/ makes fun of us for being retarded

>>49285025
I've tried the 15 and the 23 at bars before, both are absofuckinglutely goddamn great but the 15 is the sweet spot; 23 is a bit too woody for my taste. It's a shame they don't make more of it each year; MSRP is only like $200 but it's impossible to find a bottle for less than $2000 most of the time because of the scarcity of it

>49285103
>we
>we
>we

>>49285103
Of course they've lost money, might even be as bad as -$1.50 EPS; they're completely overhauling the entire brand
>makes fun of us for being retarded
sneed harder faggot

then I will wait and hold until I drop dead.

>>49282722
such is the nature of cults

>>49285103
2 more weeks!

>>49285006
I don’t have a GameStop wallet aigmi?

>>49285117
ive only had the 12 but good lord i nearly creamed myself
i almost wish i didnt try it because its ruined my taste for anything less

>>49285010
It'll depend on the broker, IBKR and Robinhood are the two most likely to fuck you over.

>>49285090
>>49285091
Obviously GameStop isn't going to have tokenized stocks as that would be far more antisemitic than the holocaust and January 2021 combined. Certainly you shouldn't DRS your shares of GameStop as that is already an extremely antisemitic action and the ability to do so is the result of a glitch that I'm currently looking into. If you DRS your shares then you might be guaranteed immediate safe passage into this new tokenized stock exchange. Think of the middlemen that would lose so much income if you really became your own bank and broker. Dumb retailers like you and me can't be trusted with our own money and stocks, we should just leave that to the fine folks on wall street. Anyway, I think this has been thoroughly debunked so I'll rest my case here.

>>49285245
lol indeed, treat yourself to a bottle of 15 post-MOASS

>>49285278
oy fucking vey

>>49285059
It's possible, but MUCH more likely it'd be during the investor meeting. The earnings call likely won't have any results of the vote.

>>49285278
Who is Tricia Rothschild? Is she the ex-President of Apex Clearing Corporation? How did she shut off the buy button for all brokers using Apex's services in Janurary 2021?

WHO IS SHE?

>>49284251
what does a normal day look like?

>>49284251
for sure, that volume spike and $130 was obvious.

>>49285326

>>49284853
i am comfy holding
>120+iq proof: m.sc in mathematics

>>49285103
The same plan I had already. Wait for the dividends from GameStop's NFT marketplace.
>>49285241
Having an activated GameStop wallet would be painfully antisemitic.
>>49285326
This has been thoroughly debunked. A poorly sourced wikipedia article is obviously way better than some crappy legal filings. Look no further into this matter.

>>49284853
sit yo ass down shill. we've dropped 10% at least once per week for the past 6 months anon, it usually comes back over a few days. if not then it'll go up 30% per day twice after a few more weeks.

>>49285326
I wouldn't bring up the Cloth Piles if I were you.

The earnings report is tomorrow? Did we jump timelines again? I could have sworn earnings was 6/2 during market hours and the shareholder meeting and vote was 6/3 AH.

>>49285556
sorry, that was me. I willed it into existence.

>>49285556
we've been wavering back and forth
looks like it's resolved into the june 1/ june 2 time line

>>49285010
Absolutely. These people rape and eat kids behind closed doors and you're asking them to honor a paper contract.

>>49285556
Sorry but we were running late for moass and had to kick things into 4th gear.

>>49284987
This stuff is delicious. Best bourbon I've ever had, by far. My dad and I drank six or seven shots each two years ago while watching a football game at a resort. Great times. It's tough to find, but I'm sure money would fix that.

>>49285600
If they don’t then it really doesn’t matter where you hold shares moass would be doa.

>>49283668
If I had all the money in the world, one thing I wanna do is fund the creation of vaccines (no mrna poison clot shots) for all tick borne illnesses. I want to be able to go out into nature without fear like my ancestors before me. I want to do other stuff, but besides all that the most important thing is helping my family and figuring out how I can use my money to spread the gospel of Jesus Christ and baptize as many people into the Catholic Church as possible. I hope we all WAGMI on earth and in Heaven. I love all of you and may God bless you

>>49285571
>>49285580
>>49285627
Okay np np, if you guys are going to shift timeliness in the future just give me a heads up please

>>49285638
You don't understand the game mechanics of complex financial fraud, but then again, nobody does.

>>49285512
Fuck em I wish they’d take me out so I don’t have to be owned by them my entire existence like an animal

>>49285653
It's called Ivermicten. Ticks only give parasites.

>>49285686
Alas how sweet the revenge.

>>49285661
moass is tomorrow, just a heads up.

>>49285653
I want Latin M(o')ass to be available, but every time I talk with a supposed tradCath online, my fists start itching. When someone like Taylor Marshall starts going on about felt banners and altar rails, I have to wonder why a supposedly heterosexual man worries so much about interior decorating.

I cannot be alone in thinking this whole PrinceBlu thing is a psyop. Dude that comes up with a whole theorem that proves that the what is displayed on the market is fake, and just algo controlled with no real data. All ups and downs are determined. And his name is HyperBlu, so then some random nigger dies name BLUPrince... So that if you say Blu people think of dead guy.

>>49285679
So why would we see positive price action if all their obligations disappear?

>>49285326
Everytime i get told to not talk about it.
Let’s.

>>49285580
Temporal convergence isn't real anon
Nor are resonant harmonic frequencies
You need to take your meds and snap out of it

>>49285692
Not true lad. Lyme disease for example is caused by a bacteria. I got that after hiking in Massachusetts years ago and let me tell you, it was unpleasant.

>>49285716
Thanks bro. I'm going innawoods for the next few days with poor cell service. Does it last for awhile or am I just fucked?

>>49285727
Was blue man group behind 9/11?
>>49285733
It's not their obligation to gamestop that goes away, it's their obligation to you. MOASS is unstoppable

>>49283940
Yucky motherfucker

>>49285763
Did the Lyme disease fuck you up re: eating red meat?

>>49285765
>It's not their obligation to gamestop that goes away, it's their obligation to you. MOASS is unstoppable
The obligation is to the investor not to Gamestop.

>>49285763
>Does it last for awhile or am I just fucked?
Don't worry, the infinity pool stays closed!

I'm not going to argue with anybody
I'm not going to argue with anybody
I'm not going to argue with anybody

>>49285820
Then don't spout nonsense.

>>49285820
yes you are.

Vaccines are safe and effective

>>49285783
No that's alpha-gal, from a different species of tick than the ones that typically carry Lyme disease. As long as it is treated you shouldn't have any long term complications, but untreated can lead to bad neurological issues. I just took a short course of doxycycline and I was fine. The problem was that I waited to go to the doctor until I had the bullseye rash. I was really careful to look for ticks too. These fuckers are almost microscopic though.

>>49284738
My neighbour’s cat comes to hang out sometimes. WAGMI

>>49285868
That orange tabby is an absolute unit.

>>49285860
The pharmaceutical industry is a blessing

There’s only one (1) anime worth watching

>>49285900
Truly fascinating. Imagine the compliance.

>>49285903
Like Guts, Kennoid is made for the BBC

>>49285860
>Vaccines are safe and effective
yep

You can tell they're shills because they think GameStop is worthless without a short squeeze. They're even doing it AFTER the real worth of the company has been talked about. They are going full retard and I'm so here for it.

>>49284853
Harden up or fucking sell bud
If you're this deep in and still let them toy with your emotions you're NGMI anyways.

>>49285974
I just had my booster and my dicc is three inches longer.

>>49285326
RIP anon.
So many pointless suicides lately.

>>49282981
this makes my jimmes swell with joy

>>49285765
Sure why not. As long as their Israel.

>>49285992
GIVE ME BACK CONTROL OF THE NARRATIVE GOY! THAT'S OUR JOB! OURS!!

>>49285861
Coming from a part of the world that his -40 in the winter, I appreciate the cold for keeping invasive species outta my part of the world, especially bugs.
We do have ticks here, but almost no disease and the cunts are big as fuck, im assuming to help the eggs survive winter

Trust the plan
Two (2) more weeks

>>49284853
slow bleed into earnings tomorrow, which will be underwhelming as the new segment of the business isn't up and running yet. So "transitional quarter", meaning same old deal, retail which no one likes and is easy to talk shit on.
Following these earnings shorts will pile in with reserves that have gone unused during the run in the past 2 weeks. There will be an announcement of some kind regarding the split / dividend. Most likely the earnings dip will be exacerbated by the dividend news being blasted around the web. Whether this is because of people selling, or because of mass shorting (and a loud and frequently repeated narrative that it is people selling), it doesn't matter. It's an easy time to be uncertain so this is when you would short with all your might.
It will be a great dip to buy. Many more shares will be purchased.
This is all that I see. The rest is unclear.

Are you kidding me, janny? Blue man group? Really? That's a new low even for you and I'm proud I brought you to it.

>>49285992
Sure but this is an infinite squeeze because of a very specific set of circumstances that may never be replicated again. So sure I’ll probably buy back in post moass but I’m here for the moass.

>>49284259
I too wish to declare undying love for chart anon.

>>49284251
Bless.

>>49286106
>this powerful group will destroy you for saying that they are powerful

>>49286130
This is one animal that deserves no mercy. They provide absolutely nothing to the world, while taking from it and spreading pestilence to boot. Ticks are bad too.

>>49286270
ticks are one of the best sources of protein for birds. take away ticks and the birds won't have the connection to grass protien via ruminant blood pathway

Kek baggies

>>49286288
They would just have to adapt. Eat a worm nigga, haha like just catch some other bugs hahaha.

Would be epic kek. Normies and holders in brokerages btfo

>>49286366
not sure I have much more faith in the NASDAQ. I mean, its currently trading on there already so what would it matter

>>49286366
Chohen would be rugging himself. None of his shares are DRSed my nigga.

>>49286366
I'm curious if that would mean all open shorts would need to settle (weed out nakeds/synths), close completely, or have no effect

>>49286366
That would literally force the closing of shorts.

>>49286423
I am not your negro.

>>49286366
How would that fuck brokerage shares?

>>49286457
You is, senpai. You is.

>>49286342
Haha fucken dumbass birds man amirite?

>>49286270
Opossums eat ticks and are immune to rabies, and I've added "Opossum sanctuary" to my Moass project list entirely based on my hatred for those little bloodsucking parasites.

>No one is talking about NSCC 003

>>49286525
Based

>>49286366 checked.
Maybe they delist from NYSE and relist on the GameStop marketplace? Would be a great way to make use of their tokenized stock exchange considering how popular their company stock is.

>>49286653
Warren Buffet always knew crypto and blockchain were the answer to the stock market. He said it was a fascinating technology with tremendous potential

>>49286674
Who cares what dead men think?

>>49284405
si

>>>49286785

kek they think this cancels MOASS instead of rapidly accelerating it

test

>>49286423
Damn bro it kinda sounds like you don't know what a 10b-5 compliant account is or who GameStop uses for their 10b-5 accounts. I'll give you a hint: Ryan is an insider and the 10b-5 accounts for GameStop are provided by Computershare.

Wow its over isnt it

Guys I just met a goth girl

>>49286976
u good.
jannies are fags who can't do anything, and for some reason STILL try, for free too!

>>49283333
checked

>>49286986
Wouldn’t this mean if there’s no liquidity then they have to close at whatever price the market dictates?

>>49287005
>>49287005
>>49287005
Breaded.

>>49286986
I’m gonna be so rich.

>>49286986
Meaning all the obligations go to a central party managed by the SEC. While it doesn't sound like it'll make the retarded hedgies get fucked it doesn't explain how they'll manage to administer a dividend.

>>49286973
Explain

>>49283333
I check em, and I am bolstered with more determination. thanks fren