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>be employed to do highly compartmentalized evil glownigger work
>clock in
>spend first 2 hours in break room watching titty streamers on my phone
>spend the next one shitting out yesterday's lunch while playing an MMO
>lunch break
>eat all the free food and snacks I can, stuff what I can't finish into my bag so the others can't have it
>drink Starbucks and do nothing until 4
>hang out with manager who straight up hired me out of nepotism
>boy scout cuck coworkers who believe they're heroes seething and malding but can do nothing but cope
I am a proud to be a leech who slurps the life blood of the military industrial complex. Where are my fellow /timethieves/ at?

>> No.49278911

>>49277442
Based. Keep doing the good work anon.
Fuck fanatic glowniggers. They are the ultimate evil

>> No.49279786

>>49277442
Holy based. I heard it's super hard to ever get fired from a government job once you're in.

>> No.49280415

>>49277442
Dangerously based. It's amazing how hard some people think they need to work, they just dont get it and are ngmi

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>>49277442
>too stupid to be a real glowie
>becomes an useful idiot instead
>proud

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49280526

>>49277442
That's stealing from the United States Government. We'll be in touch.

>> No.49280527

>>49277442
i applied to like 50 different finance jobs with raytheon, lockheed martin, boeing, etc. and i was rejected from every single one despite having several years of relevant and even impressive experience. fuck defense contractors.

>> No.49280559

Absolutely unequivocally based. Family business Chad here I check in once every two weeks to make sure the drones keep the gears running.

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>>49280527
You're blacklisted Richard.

>> No.49280594

>>49280567
im white, have a masters degree, and have literally never interacted with law enforcement beyond being pulled over (but not ticketed) for speeding once in my entire life.

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>>49280594
sleep with your eyes open

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>>49280594
Police recorda are less than immaterial.
>biz records
on the other hand...

>> No.49280854

Wtf are you talking out here? If you wanna try something interesting, join Streeth.

>Street Art NFTs by world recognized street artists.
>Team of eight with 50+ years of combined experience
>Fully safe personal Vault

>> No.49281292

>>49277442
I spend like 20% of my workday doing actual work. Usually it's easy shit and I still get everything done early, but about a month ago I got a task that was unclear/vague and very difficult so I still haven't done it. On top of that, the nosebergs have been asking about other shit that they never even asked me to do.