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Things that really make you think edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

last: >>49272637

>> No.49274750

>>49274735
Fuck anime

>> No.49274763

Fuck capeshit

>> No.49274769
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49274769

i dont care about winning, i just want bobo to lose

>> No.49274772

boring day i need to line go down

>> No.49274777

>>49274735
Add a few more links. I don't actually have to scroll two entire screens to get past the first post yet.

>> No.49274783

I don't know whether to go short or long

>> No.49274790

>>49274777
Trips confirm we need 10x the links

>> No.49274793

Is now the time to go all in on SIGA?

>> No.49274794
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Sold SIGA for 2.5k profit, and bought 15k worth of SCCO for a long position. Scooped up some SQQQ also

>> No.49274798
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49274798

SMG WILL SEETH

>> No.49274799
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I WONDER WHAT KIND OF INFORMATION/ALERTS YOU GET ABOUT NEW POLICY INFO IF YOU HAVE A BLOOMBERG TERMINAL

>> No.49274808

MOS is ripping today. Weird, because there were all these bearish articles posted last week about how fertilizer was over.

eg: https://seekingalpha.com/article/4514694-mosaic-sell-before-everyone-else-does

Ex-div is tomorrow though so it'll dip anyway

>> No.49274821

>>49274790
It's not fixed until the preview no longer shows me the post title so I click /gme/ troll links by accident.

>> No.49274831
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>>49274808
It most certainly will. Zim is going down

>> No.49274834
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>>49274777
dumb phone poster

>> No.49274845
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49274845

I am consdiering dumping my portfolio
and only buying WEAT, potash and maybe DRV
based on what's happening in canada with guns and the weird train derailment and this world wide manufactured famine

>> No.49274846
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49274846

Just woke up. I see the SIGA sisters aren't having a great day. If only someone had warned them ahead of time...

>> No.49274860
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49274860

Surely nobody here is still holding on to puts right?

>> No.49274879

>>49274798
As long as you buy under 100, gme is a good turn around.

>> No.49274880

uh, wtf just happened?

>> No.49274881
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49274881

This chart is neither bullish nor bearish. Help. I want to be bullish but this rally has been sus fr

>> No.49274905

>>49274769
Too bad I'm already rich

>> No.49274908

>everyone on the entire planet can readily perceive how hard this market glows

>> No.49274920

>line goes up uninhibited
>hits upper end of standard deviation channel
>dumps uninhibited
>hits low end of standard deviation channel
>pumps uninhibited
>rinse
>repeat

Yup. I'm thinking algos. Literally what human is buying or selling right now?

>> No.49274925

>>49274881
Quick, draw some more pointless lines on it maybe the future will reveal itself to you

>> No.49274938
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SPY will never be below 400 again.

>> No.49274942

>>49274879
Under 10,000

>> No.49274941
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>>49274846
Instead of selling for 44% profit, I sold for 34% Rocker. I can't complain. I will re-enter if it goes under 10

>> No.49274952

415 is the resistance
We crabbing

>> No.49274956

Getting real sick of this market boys……

>> No.49274968
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49274968

>Penny up
>Penny down
This is not a healthy way to live

>> No.49274979

>>49274938
What the fuck happened?

That soulless fucking worker just picking his shit up and leaving without doing anything?

What the fuck?

>> No.49274996

>>49274979
He makes 12 rupees an hour, he doesn't get paid enough to deal with that kinda stuff

>> No.49274997

>>49274735
I just bought XOM, GUSH, ERX, OXY, and USO today. how fucked am I oil bros?

>> No.49275001
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>>49274979
Not his problem.

>> No.49275002
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49275002

I’m so fucking close to getting ITM on my long dated commodities calls. This market is blue balling me on purpose.

>> No.49275015

>>49274941
Don't worry, you'll have buying opportunities sub $5 here real soon.

>> No.49275030

>>49274997

Well, you bought high. Remember to sell low and you have completed the destiny of the bizraeli.

>> No.49275033
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>>49274798
i promise, i won't think about you at all

>> No.49275043
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>>49274821
Bookmark the url in my pic

>> No.49275046
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>>49275015
Oh sweaty sweet summer child, it will never go under 9.50

>> No.49275057

>>49274979
guy was faking it, notice how the guy who touches his arm doesn't get shocked

>> No.49275061

I’m feeling the urge to gamble a few thousand on SPY. Should I wait for a better time or try and swing it now? For the record I’ve blown up my account every time.

>> No.49275064

what a gay crabby day

>> No.49275067
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49275067

say it with me
C___ M_____

>> No.49275069

>>49275046

Is this achievable natty?

>> No.49275075

fml bayhorse just pumped to 0.16

>> No.49275089

>>49275067
Cum Mummy?

>> No.49275091
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49275091

>>49275046
You will learn.

>> No.49275105

>>49275030
Yeah I'm thinking I should just get

>> No.49275106

>>49274979
It's literally, unequivocally, irrevocably, absolutely not is problem.

>> No.49275114

>>49275075
What exchange? E*trade shows flat 0.00

>> No.49275116
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>>49275069
yes, squats and oats

>> No.49275124

>>49275105
get out* I just sold them all

>> No.49275130
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>He doesn't own oil

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>>49274798
>print more shares
>this will somehow make it harder to find shares to borrow
sold a c150 just for you

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>TQQQ
Oh no

>> No.49275140

>>49275114
we like to do a little rusing here

>> No.49275141

>>49275069
no bro

>> No.49275151
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>>49275033
Literally everyone in the western world will talk about it and everyone who even has the slight interest in crypto, finance or stocks will be asked by family and friends if they got rich.
YOU WILL SEETH!
>>49274821
The /gme/ OP has excellent information explaining the bull and squeeze play and hasn't been disproven yet.

>> No.49275153

>>49275130
Literally half of my portfolio is in oil right now. The other half is in other commodities and precious metals + some tech shorts. Tech trannies are going to learn today.

>> No.49275160

>>49274979
He seems completely uninterested, but electrocution can be like drowning where if you don't know what you're doing and try to save someone without protecting yourself you might end up needing to be saved too.

>> No.49275175
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>>49274735
The price action is mighty bearish today. I think this will be the end of the bear rally. SPY not getting above 415, and will close blood red.

>> No.49275178

>>49275057
There were sparks anon and the guy clearly touches his and recoils hand like he touched a hot pan, but he gave enough force to move the guy and the body disconnected from the power

>> No.49275182
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49275182

>>49275151
>SEETH

>> No.49275185
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>>49275151
>twitter screencap
>talking about finance to normies
very reddit of you, 2/10 would not bang

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>>49275153
I get a bonus from work next week and I plan on probably shorting the ever living fuck out of tech memeshit that pumps if we have a proper relief rally.

>> No.49275197

>>49275178
sparks were added in later

t. spark adder

>> No.49275198
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49275198

OHHHHH CANADAAAAAA
OHHHHH CANADAAAAAA

>> No.49275204
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49275204

How do you guys recognize a good momentum to buy? I always end up buying when the pump is already over and then I'm just holding bags

>> No.49275207
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>>49275069
Only if you are mega gay which you are more than that already. Kill yourself you bitch made ultra fag.

>> No.49275208

>>49275198
why are these pozzed ass faggots still wearing masks

>> No.49275212

>>49275198
>day of the rake
rip

>> No.49275214

>>49275189
Tell me that's not her dad. She probably didn't have one

>> No.49275221

>>49275198
Just like most developed respectable nations. I fail to see what's wrong here?

>> No.49275223

>>49275208
So they can keep taking away Canadian rights.

>> No.49275240

>>49275204
Ask again when the entire stock market isn't part of a glowfaggot op to transfer money from retail daytraders to institutions so we all get back in our cages and pretend it's 2011 again

>> No.49275242

>>49275198
For what purpose? Because of a shooting in Texas? What a bunch of fags.

>> No.49275247
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49275247

>Rio Tinto put volume heavy and directionally bearish
uh oh not the miners

>>49275223
sure they can, just ask Australia
white people can not be trusted with guns, chud

>> No.49275249
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>>49275198
airsoft rifles are being banned too

>> No.49275253
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>Press Briefing by Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre Featuring BTS

this unironically will determine the future of the market

>> No.49275256

>>49275057
Yeah also his bicep should have contracted dramatically pulling the fan towards him, and his mouth is open.

>> No.49275257
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>>49275198

>> No.49275259

>>49275198
How much of this is posturing/virtue signaling versus actual communist tyranny? I couldn't imagine the leafs actually enforcing weapon buybacks.

>> No.49275260

>>49275185
I found it on /GME/ you retard.
The cringe mines are excellent for making DD.
Haven't seen any actual research in /smg/ for months.

>> No.49275261

Crabby day

>> No.49275272

>>49275249
What if im buying a handgun to blow my own cock off and transition, what then Trudeau you fucking bigot!

>> No.49275274

>>49274793
should have gone in when it was 9 lol

>> No.49275276

Can anyone explain what in the fuck is going on? Why no crash?

>> No.49275281

Umm, are there any ZIMsters in this thread? You did sell last week right? You didn't willingly pay 25% tax to america's greatest ally did you?

>> No.49275283

>>49275198
The Dems in the US are going to try the exact same thing here any minute. Two false flag shootings in a month should help to prove that.

>> No.49275287

>>49275204
Buy when it's red

>> No.49275291
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>>49275257
i like your style

>> No.49275296

>>49275242
because they want to disarm the population
just a few months ago the pedonigger used militarized police to break up a peaceful protest at gunpoint

>> No.49275299

>>49275276
the crash already happened. that was the bad news getting priced in. now we're climbing the wall of worry to new highs

>> No.49275300

Has anyone invested in any Israeli companies and made a profit? Any weird laws I should know about? Every one that I've seen shilled has burned investors, but there is one that I genuinely like.

>> No.49275303

>>49275272
You are just going to have to use a rusty screw driver instead faggot.

>> No.49275304

>>49275287
terrible advice unless he intends to hold long term

>> No.49275309
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49275309

Why is SPY trading like a fucking shitcoin?

>> No.49275311

>>49275189
Who's dat?

>> No.49275324
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>>49275281
I sold at 70. I will load the boat when this thing bottoms out

>> No.49275330

>>49275309
Because the market is being manipulated like it's a fucking shitcoin, by the original shitcoin ponzi scheme benefactors: U.S. banks.

>> No.49275331

>>49275204
By raping puppies. Kill yourself.

>> No.49275332
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>>49275151
Haha I love you gme retards, it’s like going to a zoo full of 87iq schizoids
Would you say you and your friends are mostly 3rd worlders with lead paint houses or 15 year olds in North America?

>> No.49275334

>>49275259
It happened before and it was highly successful. Leafs are the most cucked "people" on the planet, and quebecers are the most cucked leaves around for that matters.
It's actual tyranny, not posturing at all. Purebloods are still not allowed out of the country by the way.

>> No.49275346

>>49275300
Is it in IZRL?

>> No.49275367

>>49275214
That's definitely not her dad but her daddy. I plan on getting married to a woman that is 20-25 years younger than me when I hit 40-45. She'll leave me the fuck alone and let me go about my literally business and finances without trying to stick her nose in it and I will sex up her holes and give her a nice life and validate her when she needs to be validated. Large age gap relationships are the final red pill.

>> No.49275371

this fucking crab ass crab day

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>>49275332
>Would you say you and your friends are mostly 3rd worlders with lead paint houses or 15 year olds in North America?
I would say most GME holders know more about financial markets than /smg/
>DRS, married puts, swaps, CTB, RRP

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>the absolute state of the market today

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>>49275311
I don't know anon. Some sicko pervert (see: based lad) posted it some months back and I saved it after the thread had been archived. Never got a chance to ask for source.

>> No.49275413
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Does anyone know if the Powell Biden meeting is live?

>> No.49275416
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>>49275221

I know most women are scared of firearms. I can’t really disrespect you. I know you need to be in an emotionally secure place before you look at or discuss firearms. Have you discussed this issue with your husband?

>> No.49275418
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>>49275380
>Chinese logo in the corner
E.S.T.

>> No.49275429

you niggas said blood red but I'm seeing greeeeeeeeeen

>> No.49275433

>>49275376
>Wont show price average
Kek baggies

>> No.49275436

>>49275376
buying calls doesn’t make you the wolf of wall street
I know you spent a lot of time skimming investopedia but you’re still an uneducated retard

>> No.49275440

>>49275311
>>49275408
She gets posted on /gif/ all the time. I think her name is alice white.

>> No.49275443

>>49275380
>me trying to get off Mr. Bones' wild stock market ride

>> No.49275449

>>49275221
That's right! Like switzer- uhhh...
Weird, they also happen to have less crime than any country with controlled gun ownership this side of japan...

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>>49275380
How can it be accurate?

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FANG chad here, hope you guys have been buying my latest recommendation. See attached.

>> No.49275464

>>49275303
as is tradition

>> No.49275473

>>49275440
https://www.instagram.com/alicewhite.official/

Is this her? She looks all fucked up and retarded without the filters. Thieving whore.

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>>49275376

>> No.49275486

>>49275473
You take that back.

>> No.49275505

>>49275413
>Does anyone know if the Powell Biden meeting is live?
Yes fox is streaming it now

>> No.49275506

>>49275334
Jesus leafs, get ahold of yourselves.

>> No.49275508

>>49275456
what's the inside scoop?

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>>49275481

>> No.49275520

>>49275486
I never understood why girls go for the "I'm going to make myself look weird, ugly and retarded on purpose" aesthetic. Definitely fatherless behavior.

>> No.49275521
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>>49274968
You know what's not a healthy way to live? Me jacking off to anime girls every hour because I get uncontrollably aroused by them.

>> No.49275538

Biden is speaking. Looks like he read a canned speech and took no questions.

>> No.49275540
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>>49275456
Fintech banking, the future of banking

>> No.49275546

THANK YOU
LETS GO
THANK YOU
LETS GO
THANK YOU
LETS GO
Bullish.

>> No.49275548

Thanking God for another day of life.

Sending love and blessings your way today if you are reading this, /smg/

>> No.49275554

BIDEN:
>RESPECT THE FED

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>>49275367
Yeah not going to happen. Every young girl is just going to have an onlyfans. Middle school kids these days are already sex workers.

>> No.49275571

I need NVDA above $192 so I can exit my call for even/small profit

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>>49275554
based brandon telling chuds to know their place

>> No.49275582

>>49275538
Fuck off faggot, no one cares what you say. Why haven't you killed yourself yet you homosexual cokehead?

>> No.49275584

>>49275508
Cash flow positive, FPE of 8, 400 million market cap. Small company that is growing above 20% per year and not borrowing. Take a look.

>> No.49275591

I need the market to do anything that makes even the remotest fucking sense.

>> No.49275599

>>49275556
>BLUE CHECK MARK SAYS SOMETHING I AGREE WITH

>> No.49275608

>>49275506
Trudy knows his days are numbered so he is doing scorched earth strategy. Try to push through as much lib crap as he can no matter if it also pisses off a chunk of his own voter base.

>> No.49275609
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49275609

Imagine not buying AMZN and TSLA calls last Thursday.

>> No.49275621
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49275621

sold some naked SPY $420 calls expiring tomorrow. the late day ramp is now inevitable

>> No.49275627
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49275627

>>49275582
What tickers do you hold?

>> No.49275635

>>49275556
>11 year old hooker
>reading

>> No.49275639

SIGA chuds WHATS GOING ON??!>!<M!?><@WM?><@!M

>> No.49275640

I am so unbelievably fucking sick of this. I will never ever vote for a democrat -- ever -- for the rest of my life.

>> No.49275652

>>49275621
If you say so faggot sounds like wishful thinking though

>> No.49275665

>>49275556
I hate to be that guy but literally not all women are like that. Some of them literally just want to be house wives, make their husbands happy and live a normal ass life while playing mom to their kids. You gotta go outside and touch some grass.

>> No.49275674

>>49275599
Kill yourself, you are in denial we are living in Weimar times.

>> No.49275680
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49275680

lol look at GME hahaha
those faggots were so cocky last week

>> No.49275682
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49275682

>Along with the paradoxical wealth and poverty, other characteristics were masked by the boom and less easy
to see until after it had destroyed itself. One was the difference between mere feverish activity, which did
certainly exist, and real prosperity which appeared, but only appeared, to be the same thing. There was no
unemployment, but there was vast spurious employment — activity in unproductive or useless pursuits. The
ratio of office and administrative workers to production workers rose out of all control. Paperwork and
paperworkers proliferated. Government workers abounded, and heavy restraints against layoffs and
discharges kept multitudes of redundant employees ostensibly employed... Whole industries of fringe activities, chains
of middlemen, and an undergrowth of general economic hangers-on sprang up. Almost any kind of business
could make money. Business failures and bankruptcies became few. The boom suspended the normal
processes of natural selection by which the nonessential and ineffective otherwise would have been culled
out. Practically all of this vanished after the inflation blew itself out.

>> No.49275687

>>49275665
Remember 90% of the people here are unironic incels who base their opinion of women off of /pol/.

>> No.49275695

The TA says buy!
Everything else says BUT THAT'S FUCKING RETARDED
REAL MARKET AGAIN WHEN???

>> No.49275697

>>49275640
>he votes.....
>Democrat

>> No.49275699

>>49275665
You are a retard.

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>>49275582
Whoa whoa whoa, take it was anon. Yes we all know baggot can be insufferable sometimes be he is a necessary evil. He is the control group for /smg/.

>> No.49275713

isnt powell scheduled to dump the market today?
when does he speak
my puts...

>> No.49275714
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>>49275699
Hey fren, your containment board is that way

>> No.49275716
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49275716

I will make this very simple for bobos trying to short tesla. DO NOT. You need to understand the reddit king will crank out as many of the shitbox generic looking ugly people movers as possible. He will have every single ching chong and ping pong that didnt die of monkeybirdchickenbeer pox making the bugmen movers 24x7x365. They will be stuck making the botnets on wheels on half a dog and cup of gutter oil diet a day. You do NOT short tesla. Every single gas station over the course of the next two decades in america will be converted to maximum security drone surveilled tesla charge stations that only accept social carbon credit for charges. You will go broke trying to short tesla. You will cry watching elon musk be a regular on foxnews talking about twitter being bad and CNN where he talks about bitcoin not being green while your account shrinks to zero. You only LONG tesla. There will be no hope there will be no freedom there will be no fun. Only tesla people movers and your social carbon credit score account.

>> No.49275718
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49275718

ummm.. oil chuds? what's happening we're about to go red for the day

>> No.49275720

>>49275640
Fuck you for voting Democrat before. How do people not see how their policies will play out? They will drag us all to the bottom.

>> No.49275726

>>49275680
I wish they would ban faggots from buying that piece of shit again.

>> No.49275738

>>49275720
I get it now anon. Never again.

>> No.49275739
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>>49275380
more like

>> No.49275745
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49275745

I base my opinion on women off of webms posted here.

>> No.49275749

>>49275710
More like control faggot

>> No.49275752

>>49275682
dying of money? Halfway through the book right now

>> No.49275753

>>49274938
I thought you can only get electrocuted if the circuit is completed. If you ONLY touch one thing spewing electricity, and nothing else, then aren't you supposed to be fine?

>> No.49275759

>>49275640
No worries for the dems, all your dead relatives will continue voting Dem

>> No.49275760
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49275760

>>49275745
This is the correct approach.

>> No.49275761

>>49275720
A lot of people under 30 vote blue because they are young, dumb, and impressionable. It's very easy to fall for their faux "we are the good guys, we care about you" routine. Obviously as you get older, you outgrow that shit and see through it.

>> No.49275762

>>49275687
Yep. I always keep that in the back of my mind. Confirmation bias works just as well for someone who thinks the world is shit and beyond saving as it does for someone who thinks the opposite.

>> No.49275764

what the nigger fuck is going on with energy

>> No.49275767

>>49275738
Im glad you see now. Tell some of your democrat friends too.

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49275778

On one hand, if the market crashed 10% in one day, I would not be surprised. On the other if it goes up 20% this summer, I would not be surprised

>> No.49275779

>>49275752

Yep, I'm only on the first chapter though. Pretty good so far.

>> No.49275783

>>49275749
This is also an acceptable term for baggot. I approve.

>> No.49275785

>>49275714
Ok simp, you are so gay not even Allah can save you.

>> No.49275790
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49275790

OIL BROS

>> No.49275793

>>49275699
No, I'm just older than you are, more experienced than you are and more well adjusted than you are.

>> No.49275803

>>49275753
you know one half of the circuit is called a ground for a reason right?

>> No.49275809

SPY HERE WE GO

>> No.49275813

>>49275793
You post on this general so highly doubt any of those claims.

>> No.49275814

>>49275761
Yes, I know. However, the bottom 90% will always be the bottom 90%. Democrats try to convince people they can change that.

>> No.49275831
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I wonder if a VALE play is too late. Such a low p/e

>> No.49275832
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>>49275720
>"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking."

Joe Biden, President

>> No.49275833

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlkxOZuIM28
no fucking way this "meeting" was only 100 seconds

>> No.49275840

>>49275803
No, I don't know, that's why I'm asking. I saw some video where the narrator would hold on to a live power line and nothing happened, that's why I thought the "complete the circuit" thing was relevant.

>> No.49275844

>>49275761
Odd I get further and further left the older I get

>> No.49275852

will you faggots shut the fuck up about everything other than stocks. we don't give a shit about women we want money

>> No.49275857

>>49275844
Based

>> No.49275859

>>49275813
Nah, you're just projecting your misery and shit state of affairs onto everyone else. There are normal, well adjusted, relatively successful people on this general who, get this, even own their own home. Some of us even own several properties and rent them out to others.

>> No.49275866

>>49275852
>we

>> No.49275868

>>49275833
They just needed to give their glowfaggot assets in the media some catalyst to plausibly glowfaggot about.

>> No.49275874

>>49275852
Found the incel

>> No.49275882

>>49275852
Lol no one here makes money anyway.

>> No.49275890

>>49275852
Why do you think I like trading stocks?

>> No.49275891

When do we dump again?

>> No.49275893

>>49275868
They'll probably use this to retcon how retarded last week was, in fact. Just watch.

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49275905

>>49275859
Lol if you say so faggot

>> No.49275912

>check the index price on investing/com
>it's bit on green
>check on brokerage
>it's red
wat

>> No.49275917

>>49275833
you really think that was the whole meeting? that was the press meeting... ffs the state of smg

>> No.49275919

>>49275852
i only buy index funds at regularly scheduled intervals and levels. i'm here for everything but stocks

>> No.49275920
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49275920

>>49275852
>will you faggots shut the fuck up about everything other than stocks. we don't give a shit about women we want money

>> No.49275925

BOBO IS A RETARDED GORILLA NIGGER

>> No.49275930
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49275930

>>49275852
>we

>> No.49275933

Eu bans oil
>oh but much market fears
>stock market up
>energy tanks
What the fuck?

>> No.49275936

>>49275840

it completed the circuit by grounding through the guys body. Don't ever touch a bare live wire dude it will go through you and ground to the earth.
If you're not touching the earth you'll be fine which is why pigeons hang out on power wires

>> No.49275939

Grab some Fat Fucking divies while you can. I've been grabbing big hand fulls of them myself.

>> No.49275948

Time to buy MORE oil

>> No.49275950
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49275950

Oil is crashing for real this time

>> No.49275971

>>49275844
Lmao me too. I want the goyim to be poor so there aren't any cars on the road or boats in the water anymore.

>> No.49275978
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49275978

>>49275939
Forgot pic. Try not to be to jealous.

>> No.49275984

>>49275933
Fuck the EU. Seriously why are Europeans such faggots?

>> No.49275991

ok so what is the fucking asshole retarded glowmarket waiting for now? We crabbed until the """meeting""" so why the fuck are we still crabbing?

>> No.49275997
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49275997

OPEC Weighs Suspending Russia From Oil-Production Deal - WSJ

>> No.49276010
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49276010

>>49275882
yea but imagine if we discussed pic related instead of arguing about the nature of whores

>> No.49276015

>>49275933

Retarded market bullshit. I assume the cost of oil will skyrocket soon. No amount of fuckery will keep the prices down for long

>> No.49276025

oilchads?

>> No.49276030

What's a good investment if I think the consumers are getting fucked and just have no confidence?

>> No.49276044

>>49276030
it's hard to tell because the market is literally fake

>> No.49276059

>>49276010
Because whores are more interesting than any of that gay shit. Have you even had sex before?

>> No.49276070

>>49276030
Consumers are always fucked

>> No.49276081
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49276081

>>49276030
Having a daughter and subscribing to her onlyfans.

>> No.49276084
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49276084

>from deepest green to red

Oil is a fickle mistress

>> No.49276093

>Sold covered calls at the peak
Nice. But why did oil dump?

>> No.49276097

>>49276070
I mean like high unemployment, high inflation and tons of foreclosures

>> No.49276124

>>49276097
puts on aapl lmao

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49276136

Boop!

>> No.49276137

>>49276093
>>49275997

>> No.49276138

>WHY WONT OIL GO UP FOREVER AAAAAA THE SQUEEZE HASNT BEEN SQUOZE YET DIAMOND HANDS NOT SELLING

>> No.49276139

>>49276030
>turn son into daughter
>whore on only fans
>sell illegal arms to canada
>wash though your daughters only fans.

>> No.49276144
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>>49276084
I think it’s a sell off. Traders taking profits. I was thinking of doing the same thing but logically we have much further to go before we hit the top.

Mannarino-senpai said 5 weeks of gains was begging for a sell off/correction before climbing higher.

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>>49276010
All those fields are just derivatives of the study of whores.
Humanities? - The study of arts created to attract whores
Economics? - The study of how to obtain money in order to attract whores.
Sociology? - The study of human interactions, vital to improving your ability to speak to and therefore attract whores.

>> No.49276154

uhhh, went to the store and came back and crude is $115?
Did Biden say something?

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>>49276144
>I think it’s a sell off. Traders taking profits.
very insightful, thanks anon

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>>49276097
Frozen foods, SENEA. People can't afford to eat out

>> No.49276184

>>49276163
FUCKING ALGORITHMS REEEEEE

>> No.49276189

>>49276097
You are so stupid, all those things help the middle class. Haven't you heard Biden?

>> No.49276191

>>49276163
Ok now zoom out to a monthly WTI chart

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49276197

I bought SQQQ. I'm so tired of losing money. This better be the way or else I won't be able to afford my anime figs.

>> No.49276212

>>49276191
what kind of retarded rebuttal is this? i just posted the reason why oil dipped. never reply to me again.

>> No.49276227

>>49276154
He mumbled into a camera for approximately 30 seconds, so now the citizenship+ crowd has a plausible catalyst they can use to lie to us some more while insiders continue their market manipulation via their buyback.

>> No.49276230

>>49276138
>t. SOXL bagholder

>> No.49276235

>>49276097
Good tech will grow in a slow growth environment

>> No.49276236

>>49276212
My post is for the inevitable retards that read it and reply about oil crashing

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49276242

>>49275844
Me too.

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>>49276097
Long on consumer staples (food) and Oil if there were any spirit companies that are publicly traded those will probably do well too. Shorts on tech and real estate.

>> No.49276259

>>49276191
$115 is a heavy support level on the way up, it's bullish (for now) that it held there. It couldn't break the $120 level though.

>> No.49276273

>>49276197
Lol a loser faggot who plays with dolls.

>> No.49276282

What the fuck? Are we closing the month green then resume selling off to retest the low before rebounding?

>> No.49276293

>>49276230
I love how holding SOXL has become an insult around here.

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>>49276282
Don't get me started

>> No.49276300

>>49276282
Apparently. The Biden Admin and his faction of the intelligentsia has apparently just 100% given the fuck up on even pretending this isn't China now.

>> No.49276301

>>49275997
So more FUD? Time to buy more OIL

>> No.49276311

>>49276273
FUCK YOU ILL FUCKING SKULL FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>> No.49276322

>>49276300
Would you explain?

>> No.49276325

>>49276300
Good, fuck America and Americans.

>> No.49276326

>>49276259
Copium

>> No.49276337

>Can't torrent Photoshop on my new Crapbook
Shorting AAPL

>> No.49276348

>>49276242
Radical indeed. Bring your AR to work and the bank day when??

>> No.49276350

You have 20 seconds to prove to me this isn't the bottom.

>> No.49276351

>>49276322
Yeah, everyone can see that this is the most glowing load of shit possible, and people with security clearances don't care because there's literally nothing we can do to get rid of them at this point anyway.

>> No.49276359

>>49276350
everything is overbought

>> No.49276374

>>49276351
And you think this is a problem? We have the best intelligence agencies on earth.

>> No.49276379

>>49276359
Meh it’s balanced desu

>> No.49276385

>>49276139
I never thought of this but is only fans just a giant money laundering scheme?

>> No.49276387

In fact, they like it if everyone is poor because it increases the currency of their illegitimately obtained power in their pirate regime's hierarchy.

>> No.49276391

>>49276326
You didn't actually short oil during an historic supply shortage, right anon?

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49276395

>>49276350

>> No.49276413

>>49276374
Yes, we have the "best" anti-democratic organized criminals on earth.

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49276421

>>49275833
why is janet still wearing a mask
the CIA cancelled the pandemic, didnt they tell her

>> No.49276432

>Sussmann not guilty!

>> No.49276435

>>49276395
>2 million yen = $15000
How does that work for common goods

>> No.49276437

>>49276350
>>49276401

>> No.49276452

>>49276395
He took the "white women fuck dogs"meme too seriously

>> No.49276464

>they can't cope with how their glowing fuckshit is so obvious, so now they're going to smear us with loli shit in a tantrum, i.e. the only play in their glowfaggot playbook

>> No.49276465

>>49276437
You can't post nude lolis here sir.

>> No.49276469

>>49276452
>meme

>> No.49276470

>>49276445
New
>>49276445
New
>>49276445

>> No.49276473
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>>49276391
Which supply shortage?
Puts are printing.

>> No.49276475

>>49276348
When things get shitty enough that I can rally a mob to lead despite having shit charisma.

>> No.49276488

>>49276395
That honestly doesn't sound like too bad a deal. I would have expected it to cost more.

>> No.49276491

>>49276470
Nice thread idiot

>> No.49276500

>>49276470
Nice title retard

>> No.49276508

>>49276385
you don't believe someone actually spends $1000/week to watch tiddies do you?

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49276517

>>49276470
>under 300 posts

>> No.49276519

>>49276395
Tienanmen square massacre

>> No.49276523

>>49276445
>>49276445
>>49276445

>> No.49276536

>>49276470
>he was too busy thinking about "monkey torture" to even make the thread properly
LMAO FAGGOT
USELESS LITTLE PUSSY ASS BITCH

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>>49276470
>too early
>no title

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49276567

AHHHH SAVE MY PORTFOLIO

>> No.49276570

LEARN HOW TO MAKE THREADS RETARD
YOU MUST BE PRETTY STUPID AND NOT REALLY IN ON VERY MUCH

>> No.49276577 [DELETED] 

>>49276517
I dont care I just want an excuse to post monkey torture pics

>> No.49276584

>>49276523
YOU BAKED WRONG AND EARLY YOU FAGGOT

>> No.49276594

>>49276163
>Russia will be exempt from OPEC production limitations because the Arabs want to make less money and help out muh Russia

This is how stupid you sound

>> No.49276595

>>49276577
NO ONE EVEN KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT DIPSHIT
STICK TO SUCKING COCK 24/7 IMO

>> No.49276600

Baking

>> No.49276603

>>49276523
Dude I get that you're doing this for national security purposes but could you at least try?

>> No.49276606

Gee I guess I have to bake since I don't see a new /smg/ thread in the catalog.

>> No.49276609

>>49276577
I hope someone finds you and tortures you to death

>> No.49276635

>>49276059
i spend 10k a year on whores

>> No.49276653

>>49276609
Kek, seethe more monkey faggot.

>> No.49276659 [DELETED] 

overrated useless faggot
You utter poser with abstraction aphantasia.
lmao

>> No.49276678

Baking

>> No.49276690

baking

>> No.49276707
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49276707

Where's the new thread? Not using that shitty monkey one

>> No.49276711

>>49276707
Same. Someone post the real thread.

>> No.49276740

New
>>49276732

>>49276732

>>49276732

>>49276732

>> No.49276748

>>49276678
Bless you for not being a faggot.

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>>49276746
>>49276746
>>49276746

>> No.49276806

>oil doesnt pump off of confirmation that eu is banning russian oil
>oil dumps on a rumor that may or may not be true that maybe opec will pump more despite them indicating otherwise for months
I hate trading oil so much. Its just a pool of retards

>> No.49276828

>>49276653
Imagine someone pinning you down and strapping you in a chair. Then they slowly cut both of your achilles tendons and and you bicep tendon up on your shoulder then they untie you to watch you helplessly try to fight back. They push you down and take a sledge hammer to your shins and arms till they are broken into mush. Then they just leave you in a basement there while keeping you alive and feed and hydrated until all your broken bones are set in wrong. Then bit by bit they start skinning you and replacing parts of ripped skin with salt. Then they start slowly sawing off pieces of you every so often for a year until you have no limbs and just a head. Then they just sit there and watch you writhe helplessly until you starve to death.

>> No.49276839

>>49276435
Quick math is 100 yen ~ 1usd
Their bills are 1000 yen, 5000 yen, and 10000 yen. Below that you have coins.

>> No.49277104

wtf is going on today?

>>49275891
right now kek

>> No.49277327
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>>49277104

>> No.49277380

>>49275556
>sex workers
They're called whores, anon. Prostitutes if you want to be nice about it

>> No.49277406

>>49277380
or as you personally know them, "mom and aunt"

>> No.49277425

>>49277406
>t.seething roastie
get back on cam dumb cunt

>> No.49277521

>>49274799
Does that chart mean we can still buy?

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>>49277425
I see I struck a nerve.