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BUY EC.

>>49270657

I thought high oil was bullish?

MY SOXL AVERAGE IS $42

PLEASE LET ME OUT
PLEASE LET ME OUT
LETS PUMP SOXL PLEASE
I NEED AN EXIT
I WILL SELL AS SOON AS WE PUMP ONCE MORE

Why are all of the China stocks exploding? Did they end the horrible lockdowns or something?

>>49270683
>implying

We're recovering

>>49270683
Not this high. When crude gets to the $120 level it starts dragging the market down in this current environment. $100 oil is now the norm.

BUDDY

>>49270692
Your exit was Friday.

It's literally over today isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A6hG6Xg6zQ

>>49270698
There were no lockdowns, it was propaganda to get westerners to sell so the CCP could reinforce their positions.

>>49270692
you're gonna be holding that bag until the reverse split

>>49270692
no
it serves as a strong reminder and punishment for your greed

OOOOOOOO WTFWT

*snifffffff*

https://youtu.be/wUkYpNUaKvg
Pew, Pew
<3

hope the poomp reverses soon

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I BUY VOO SO I AM IN OIL SO I AM WINNING RIGHT NOW

Glad I sold my Puts after that leg down at open

>>49270719
BUDDY LOOK AT YOUR CALLS COMPUTER

WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED

#HOOKED

>>49270759
It already stalled, now we slowly bleed for the next hour.

MOOOOOOOOOO

ASMB stock ladies!!

>>49270722
here's the higher res original

WWG1WGOIL

Bayhorse

WE'RE PUMPING BULL MARKET IS BACK ON THE MENU BROS

>>49270794
good. i need oil to stay mildly green and tech to keep dumping

>>49270815
Bless

and down we go

Post more chubby fat ass and titty 2D sluts

IT'S A V-SHAPED RECOVERY FROM AN EVENT THAT NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT IS WOW
AT WHAT POINT DO WE ADMIT, BY THE WAY, THAT ALGOS ARE OBVIOUSLY INDUCING WRONG SIGNALS DELIBERATELY, E.G. HEAD A SHOULDERS SUDDENLY DOING THE OPPOSITE THING EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME
DO WE EVEN HAVE A REAL PRESIDENT?
DO WE EVEN HAVE A REAL ECONOMY?
DO WE EVEN HAVE A REAL COUNTRY?
(THAT ANSWER IS NO, WE HAVE A CASTE FULL OF THE HUGEST FUCKING ASSHOLES POSSIBLE)

It's just like what the fuck

>>49270899
It's pretty obvious there are algos designed to rape retail out there

>>49270899
It is all in the hands of the patriots.

>>49270913
THE FED, AT THE DIRECTION OF THE "BIDEN ADMINISTRATION" (THE CIA) IS JUST OPENLY MANIPULATED THE MARKETS, LIKE WE LIVE IN FUCKING CHINA.
THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK.
ANY RETARD CAN SEE IT UNLESS HE WORKS FOR THE INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY AND IS THEREFORE A FUCKING FAGGOT WHO JUST LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING

>>49270899
meds now

HERE WE FUCKIN GO YOU BOB FUCKIN SHITS
Thread theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlq9UWWqe44

>>49270698
shanghai lockdown stopped

>>49270806
>ASMB stock ladies!!

>>49270957
RATIONAL SOCIETY, NOW

>>49270899
>>49270949

>>49270899
>>49270949

You need to take a break from /pol/ and get back on the meds anon

>>49270949
>I'm not a retard, it's the CIA that's causing me to lose money

>>49270971
corruption thieving scheming and manipulating for ones own gain are the most rational actions there are. its all a feature not a bug. you sound like you want some commie shit.

>there are people here who aren't buying calls today

>>49270949
>>49270899
>>49270971
Hello sir, as a member of the intelligence community we would like to inform you that we are monitoring your posts. Attached is one of the racist frog images you fellows enjoy so much. Have a nice day.

OH LOOK A BUNCH OF INSUFFERABLE, DISHONEST, GRIEFING FAGGOTS WHO HATE WHAT I'M SAYING RIGHT NOW
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY EXPLAIN THAT

https://youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE
<3

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49270995
>there are people on here buying calls when QT starts tomorrow

>>49271030
i got the same for talking shit about russia. #stopglowiebullies

FNGU or FNGD?

HEY FAGGOTS
WHAT IS THE EVENT THAT MARKET IS CURRENTLY "RECOVERING" FROM?
GIVE ME AN ACTUAL GOOD EXPLANATION, AND I'LL GO AWAY
>DURRR IT'S MY HIGHER CALLING TO JUST BE A LYING PIECE OF SHIT WHO LITERALLY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT REALITY OR ANYONE'S RIGHTS AT ALL

>>49271045
>there are people on here who aren't selling both calls and puts to people when VIX is >30

>>49270995
She really hit the wall hard, holy fuck

>>49271063
the market did a big poo poo and is wiping right now

SPY EOD prediction?

>>49271063

Out of curiosity, what does your portfolio look like?

>>49271085
NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS SHITHEAD BUT IT'S FINE I CAN TELL YOU THAT
FUCKFACE

>V shaped recovery
We tried telling you it was the MELTUP™
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXVaJDG0DNA

>>49271045
haha i forgot about QT
oh god this gon b gud

>>49271096
Feisty.

>>49271099
YEAH I PINNED YOU TO A DEFINED THESIS AND THEN THE THESIS WAS INVALIDATED
THAT HAPPENED WHAT LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO?
YOU SHILLING PIECES OF SHIT WITH NO MORALS OR ETHICS PERIOD

>>49271081
$408.36

>>49271081
420.69

>>49271114
damn yeah he mad boi seeing lots of red

private prisons

Wtf happened in long yields?

>>49271081
8675309

I just want to be paid tons of money with no risk is that too much to ask?

OILCHADS RISE UP

>WE FELLATE EACH OTHER ABOUT OUR "HIGHER MORAL STANDARD" AND THEN *THIS* IS OUR CONTRIBUTION TO THE WORLD

>>49271130
You are correct
Zero ethics. Zero morals.
Only $$$

>>49271162
Get involved with the government then anon, it's basically just a giant skimming operation off of productive assets

Last day of the month. Can we close above 4130.61 and go green?

>>49271063
Speculative bubbles don't need an event to pop dumb dumb, as their prices are based on a speculation and not fundamental value. This is a return to a the rational world you wanted, a return to rational valuations, a world where things like profit, revenue, cashflow, liabilities and earnings matter.

>>49271184
NO ACTUALLY YOU'RE INTO POWER
SIMPLE MATERIALISTIC GREED WOULD BE A VAST IMPROVEMENT
IT'S ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF CAPITALISM, THAT THERE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO A WAY FOR CORRUPT PIECES OF SHIT TO JUST DIRECTLY GO FOR POWER.

>AMD
Soxlbros I think we gonna be okay

>>49271192
yeah probably but we have 2 gaps from thursday and friday with overbought indicators

Should I buy GME puts tomorrow?

Is GTE a good oil stock?

Is this what winning feels like oilbros?

>>49271227
>>49271205
RETARD

>>49271192

You better beg Biden to bully Powell into turning on the printers again

>>49271263
yes anon, that is what winning feels like

>>49271212
>YOU'RE INTO POWER
*gulp*
He's found out! SHRED THE DOCUMENTS!!!

>>49271162
Make a fake silver mine and then pay Indians pennies to shill your penny stock on internet forums, then dilute your stock everytime it gains in value.

>>49271263
yes

>>49271275
based and bhspilled

>>49271266
WHY WOULD HE DO THAT WHEN ALL THE BANKS CAN JUST COLLUDE AND MOVE US TOWARDS WHATEVER THE JOE CHINESE SETPOINT BIDEN'S CHINESE SETPOINT IS FOR ANY GIVEN DAY?

>>49271275
that is essentially 99.9% of all junior "mining" companies

a hole in the middle of nowhere full of lies and greed.

this market wants higher

I WILL BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT BEFORE I RETURN TO TRADITIONAL EMPLOYMENT UNDER THIS COMMIE CASTE SYSTEM. THAT IS A PROMISE.

I don't think QT means Fed will start aggressively selling.

You called mumu a faggot, told him togo fuck himself?

>>49271336
K keep me posted

Good evening /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

>>49271330
I am glad there are no Taco Bell's here, now. Disgusting.
>>49271336
You & me both, brother!

>>49271355
>live in texas
>never have to eat taco bell garbage again
winning

NO ONE CAN TELL ME THIS MARKET ISN'T BEING MANIPULATED AT THIS POINT
YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE THE CLAIM WITH A STRAIGHT FACE

OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

>>49271336
please do it fast so we don't have to see your poopy posts again

>>49271367
> live in texas
> die in Texas

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGH-YA
*DO DO DO LOODLE LOO*
TO A PLACE WHERE BLIND MEN SEE

>>49271336
Make sure you stream it so I know when the bottom is in and when to buy

>>49271336
Just be a philosopher and masturbate in public

>>49271330
Corporations will find a way to subvert anything to their own ends and make money off it. I'm not necessarily mad. I however will not be eating at Taco Hell this month

>>49271386
I'VE GOT A LOT OF RUNWAY BITCH

so if crude oil peaks at october usuallt when does it peak in oil company gains?

God DAMN I love VALE and oil!

>>49271401
>Corporations will find a way to subvert anything to their own ends and make money off it.
i'm looking forward to june

>>49271399
I’m looking for a man

Imagine not buying calls today

>>49271399
NO I'D RATHER JUST DEDICATE MY LIFE TO BEING THE MOST EVIL YET BORING AND SOMEHOW INSUFFERABLE FAGGOT IN THE WORLD
LIKE THE MAIN ONE

>>49271227
Gaps are generally positives for the direction they indicate.

>>49271330
Not buying the pedo elite agenda

>>49271266
>Biden asks JPow to turn on the printers again
>Biden fucks his impoverished voters
>Biden asks JPow to stay the course on QT and rate hikes
>Biden’s tech companies get fucked

Pick one, I’m going with Biden fucking his donors because fucking his voters ends with a veto proof Republican Congress

>>49271381
what is a market that isn't manipulated? what do you mean by manipulated anyway? yes the government has the whole shit rigged up has for decades.

what kind of fucking childish naivete you have going anon where there could be anything else in 2022? grow the fuck up.

>>49271390
>don't live in texas
>die in texas
Bear bro's
>how does SPY and QQQ turning green today make you FEEL?

YOU DIDN'T RESIGN FAGGOT; YOU WERE FIRED
JUST IN CASE YOU THOUGHT I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT
IMAGINE BEING CORRUPT AND ALSO BEING AN INCOMPETENT LITTLE BITCH ASS FAGGOT
MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T WASTE ALL OF YOUR TIME GRIEFING YOUR CRUSH -- YOU FUCKING FAGGOT -- YOU WOULD HAVE MORE TIME TO THINK ABOUT HOW TO BE LESS STUPID

Called my female broker to exercise some SU LEAPS to pick up the ex-div

>>49271445
The fed is independent Powell doesn’t have to listen to anything Biden says

down we go!

>sold way out of the money covered calls on my position to try and recoup just a few bucks of my massive losses
>megapump last week and they actually execute
>stock opens up another 10% this morning and I'm priced out of my position at a massive loss

There's no fucking way to win I'm going to kill myself.

>>49271500
>T. A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN OF RETARD FANTASY LAND

DXY cooling off

>VA lawmakers move to stifle efforts to revive Richmond casino
UONE sisters...

spy will close green eod

>>49271436
............ boger faec :DDDDDDD

>>49271504
Have sex

>>49271510
Don't do it anon.
But also don't contribute your labor to the corrupt faggots who are in charge right now. Just imagine you're letting the griefers in this thread win if you start to feel tempted.

>>49271045

QT is bullish

shit and piss 500

>>49271517
Go outside and touch some grass

>>49271445
>Biden asks JPow to turn on the printers again
Not happening. Biden wants inflation down. He just wished stocks didn't go with it. Fed can't turn on the printers again here. Not while cpi keeps printing high values.

>>49271497
Whoever sold you the call has to pay you the dividend if you hold a leaps anon

>>49271510
if you did it once, you can do it again
there is always another opportunity
there is always another fish
there is always another ship leaving the dock
don't beat yourself over a missed opportunity, there is always another one out there

LOOK, THEY CAN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING
IT'S OBVIOUSLY JUST A MASSIVE LOAD OF FUCKING HORSE SHIT THIS POINT
THEY HAVE NOTHING OTHER THAN "OF COURSE IT'S MANIPULATED, GROW UP"
LMAO
JUST QUIT YOUR EVIL JOB THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING DO PROPERLY, FAGGOTS

>>49271592
can you not afford a caps lock button or something?

>>49271592
What the hell are you talking about

>>49271577
>cpi keeps printing high values.
Why does this shit not include fuel and housing costs?

>>49271592
You should apply for j4nny

>>49271621
BIG MYSTERY

>>49271381
>>49271592
babby's first market
shit's been rigged since the dollar unpegged from gold, you could even jump back further than that... say around 1913
>>49271500
the bankers only listen to one thing: the sound of shekels rubbing together
>>49271621
OY VEY STOP NOTICING
>upload mass-shooting-outrage.exe

>>49271592

So ummm, do you wanna talk about stocks or something?

>*huff huff*
HEY GUYS
>*beaths heavy*
DID YOU KNOW THAT
>*pant, wheeze*
12% OF THE POPULATION
>*huff huff*
COMMITS HALF THE CRIMES!?!

Fackin hell I sold yesterday (not USA) since I firmly believed tuesday would dump... nice market bros

Life isn't fair and i'm having a really hard time coping with that because I never learned how to make it unfair in my favor

So.. what’s the next great meme stock?

>>49271667
YOU SUCK THE INTELLIGENTSIA'S DICK AT EVERY TURN
THAT'S HOW

>>49271578
no they don't only if there short the shares. I never got a divy from this call option.

>>49271344
Yerp, ill do it again, chud.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
https://youtu.be/l03RKO8L-nE

>>49271604
>>49271607
He went all in on DWAC, it was the first stock he ever bought, just another Trump supporter grifted. They actually believed a silver spoon NYC Hotel tycoon and reality TV star was going to be savior of the American working class.

>>49271592
not saying your wrong but pls stop screaming like that

>>49271661
Praytell, my friend. WHO AMOGUS is this 12%?!

>>49271330
Then why is it falling?

putin? more like POOtin! XD

>>49271705
Kek

>>49271686
i coomed to that video 9000 times when i was a kid

>>49271638
You are correct, there is no true free market with central banking, the FED has had its finger on the switch the whole time, with more and more influence every decade, but hey, at least we don't have bank runs anymore right?

Are we actually going to recover all of that? Or is this one giant crab thats going to probably happen today after whatever our illustrious retard president will do today?

>>49271667
Learn something that people will pay good money for, the rest follows

>>49271734
If god existed I would pray every day for a market crash we so richly deserve. Then I’d toss my bags in the market while it was low

>>49271674
SOXL

>>49271750
im going to do this.
its going to happen just wait, they arent stopping all the bullshit that caused this.

>>49271734
oh is something happening today?
will he and powell streak across the set of CNBC while holding hands and screaming random multiples of the number 25 while giggling?

>>49271734
just wait until Brandon speaks with Jpow today then you'll literally see if we are in a golden bullrun or crash

>>49271695
whites

>>49271763
The federal reserve is an alcoholic who is so afraid of a hangover that they just keep drunk 24-7. Eventually that kind of behavior rots your organs from within and makes you way more sick than a hangover ever could.

Still holding my CHPT calls, might swing them into ER.

>>49270682
I've always wondered what the source is for this.

uhhhhhh crude oil bros, wtf is happening?
We're still above the $115 level, but it shot down from the high $119s.

>>49271852
https://recision.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/jens-parsson-dying-of-money-24.pdf

>TFW got out of my $15,000 SOXL position in the green on friday
So fellas, when are we buying this dee-leckitble dipperino? My dry powder is ready.

>>49271777
digits speak truth. I shall wait

dompeet

open was high of the day bobos we feast

WHAT DID BIDEN DO!?!?!?!

>>49271777
The only reason they would meet like that is because shit is fucked beyond all repair and they want to minimize the fallout so they don't get lynched by an angry mob.

>>49271891
fucks everything up, per the usual

>>49271867
wow based, thanks

>>49271906
Is the fed meeting out of schedule?

bears are just temporarily priced out bulls

>>49271734
The only thing that matters is what the FED does, if it keeps intrest rates neutral, crab, if inflation isn't tamed and it raises them up into restrictive territory, then God only knows where the bottom is. Powell being the Dove little bitch he is, will not likely do that.

https://youtu.be/fFxprX9oEkU
Run.

>>49271891
He sneezed

>>49271910
eh, i couldn't find the exact quote but it definitely reminds me of it
maybe it's from one of the sources

Wondering why global gun grabs are on the rise despite the shootings being, once again, only in the US or why canadians are still not allowed to leave their country?
Look no further and get ready to load up on more mrna and pfe calls!

>>49271920
I mean the meeting with Biden.

>HUSA

OIL CHADS RISE UP

>>49271891
Man I was getting you know? the kids they like my oil they said "can we touch your oil?" little Russian kids and and the you know? just would you shut up man.

It’s queen Elizabeth’s jubilee

>>49271891
WHO SHARTED THE MARKET!!?

>>49271956
LMAO

>missed dotcom bubble was toddler then
>missed housing bubble was in middle school then
>missed btc crypto bubble was too busy shitposting in pol in 2016 and spent the years after that console war shitposting on /v/ during switch launch days when /v/ was wojak edit hell
>its all crashing anyways

who here forever brokenigger and doesnt care if market goes full bobo?

holy shit biden just liquidated the entire fed and gave all the money as reparations to black ppl

>>49271937
God damn it are you kidding me

>>49272003
BASED AND

>>49272003
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UONE JUST SPIKED TO 1 MILLION DOLLARS PER SHARE

>>49272008
Frankly I'm surprised anyone's surprised, it was so obvious they were giving the cattle a taste of freedom to close down even harder later in hopes this will break the bad goyim.

>>49271927
>the FED
Federal
Education
Department?

What the fuck happened to oil
What is this clownworld shit

Market crashing so fast noone will notice that I hate women

>>49272045
I noticed, and I approve of this message.

IMAGINE THINKING THE ECONOMY SEEMS HEALTHY RIGHT NOW

>>49272035
whole market dumped i think

>>49272035
Post ticker, I don't follow oil

What the fuck is happening to GUSH?

>>49272067
Seems good to me, I’m the richest I’ve ever been

>>49272076
$NIG

>>49271956
just invest in SOXL
then you'll really have something to worry about

>>49271989
Child sacrifices are usually bullish though...

>>49272000
just buy at the bottom retard.
pile your cash now and wait for the market to crash.
then buy stocks or the SNP and sit on it for a year or 2 until recovery

>>49272067
if i was a neet with no skills i'd probably blame the economy too

What do you call this pattern? Things are falling apart, bear bros.

>>49272045
This post goes hard.
Love from Kazakhstan

>>49272093
Ermm, our lizzy would never do that

>>49271891
Listen here Jack! We're going to bring the manuufactering back home, start making the Michael chips in the field of dreams!

>>49272105
IF WAS AN EVIL, RUTHLESS FAGGOT YET STILL UTTERLY INCOMPETENT, HAVING NO LASTING EFFECT ON REALITY AT ALL, I WOULD PROBABLY FOLLOW SOME GUY AROUND MAKING CRINGE NON SEQUITUR LIKE A BUTTANGRY DWEEB WHO GOT FIRED TOO

who wants to play some minecraft

Should have listened my handsome mumutard. Mommy loves you very much.
<3
https://youtu.be/5m7rNr91rC0

>You will never be gangbanged by the royal family

>>49272000
>was an infant when 911 happened
>was in elementary school when housing bubble popped
>almost got into the crypto crazy in high school due to being a tech nerd, but didn't
>graduated right as pandemic started
>I now stack shiny rocks and beans because the world started to kill itself as I was born
I have no reason no to pray for an apocalyptic black swan, so when the dust settle we can have a golden bull run.

>>49271705
stinkykraine

>>49272161
hahahahhaha oooops looks like we accidentally arranged another mass shooting so no more guns for you lol

Thanks CPNG. Always trust anonymous strangers online.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/biden-pledges-fed-independence-ahead-of-meeting-with-powell-11653990484
LMAO, Powell told Biden to fuck off, now he's throwing a temper tantrum and blaming the fed for his fuck ups. QT will continue until moral improves.

alright so wtf is actually going on with oil tho

>>49271937
Don't ask questions just take the jab for current variant and get ready for new variant

>>49272212
Tested the $120 level and got rejected? Besides that idk maybe it's just selling off with the broader market. Although I think this is a small dip before the bear market rally continues.

uhm Siga bros?

If it goes below 10usd I hopp on it alright

how we feeling about banks XLF looking good JPM, KRE?

This market is so fucking volatile

>>49272181
A criminal broke the law! That’s why you have to be punished!

>they have to keep saying "bear market rally" to make it sound like it's not obviously fucking preposterous, what's been happening for the past week

>>49272218
remember that time when Soros said pic-related?

>>49272212
Yurop keep shooting themselves in the oil feet, so it will keep pumping indefinitely. Meanwhile china is expected to reopen soon, so it's going to pump even harder. Just buy more.

Can SPY die already pl0x?

>TNXP
my monke juice doing a little something

Sir please stop redeem

>>49272181
hahaha nooooo don't arm yourself your so sexy ahaha, what would you do If I grabed your guns? jk jk
Unless?

FUGGGGGGGG

>>49272266
PRICED IN
https://youtu.be/2pmEyVFhIpA

I need some Susan Li in my life.

>>49272308
haha

>>49272323
that is one smug ass chick

>>49271342
Why are they aggressively selling right now then?

>>49272266
March's bear market rally lasted for two weeks

>>49272381
the Fed isn't, at least not yet
they've tapered but that's about it besides the tiny rate hikes they've done

OH LOOK THE MARKET IS OBVIOUSLY HEADED DOWN BASED ON EVERY REAL-WORLD FACTOR ANY SANE PERSON COULD EVER COME UP WITH
BETTER MAKE THE OBVIOUS DECISIONS BASED ON HOW WE LIVE IN AN OPEN, DEMOCRATIC SOCIETY WITH AN ECONOMY THAT IS 100% REAL

>>49272325
Not subtle or exquisite, I prefer the tannerite taxidermy pitbull myself

>>49272416
how much money did you lose?

When will this boomer fuck die?

>>49272423
I'M ACTUALLY UP A FEW HUNDRED TODAY YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT
ANY MORE QUESTIONS?

>>49272432
Can you go buy yourself a new keyboard? The one you're using seems to have an asshole attached to it.

>>49272430

>>49272430
We were so close to having a sustained bear market rally, then this happens.
It's over.

>>49272423
Holy shit I was just thinking the same thing

>>49272451
YEAH RIGHT AFTER YOU GIVE ME A NEW GOVERNMENT THAT'S ACTUALLY A DEMOCRACY WITHOUT A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES ATTACHED TO IT
I'D EVEN ACCEPT A REAL INTERNET, ONE WITHOUT A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES ATTACHED TO IT

>>49272432
>I'M ACTUALLY UP A FEW HUNDRED TODAY
>TODAY
>today
I'm not talking about today my friend
overall, how much have you lost
it's okay - we're all friends here
we like to have fun here

>>49271028
All feds deserve to hang from lampposts

>>49272430
Brb shorting those 3 stocks he mentioned

>>49272458
YEAH WELL YOU CAN TAKE YOUR SHITHEAD WISH FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO LOSE MONEY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR RETARDED ASS TODAY, FAGGOT!

>>49272416
>>49272464
>

>>49272451
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE YOUR GOVERNMENT THEY ARE INFALLIBLE.
Fucking hate clown world.

>>49272430
isn't that the literal definition of a bear market rally?
never and when he does he'll be replaced immediately, with someone doing the same thing

>>49272430
within a bull market

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1531647849599057921?s=19

whatever happened to CLF tranny?

fuck are we just crabbing. well im fine with that too

>>49272493
where did I say anything about criticizing your government? The capslock nigger is just annoying

>>49272507
cashed out the CLF positions ~$1M, tried to swing SPY puts calls, lost like $500k, cashed out, bought a house (had to pay taxes - lol)
streams playing videogames still

>>49272506
within a crab market

>>49272430
How do I invert this?

>>49272430
you need your 8th booster, Jim

I'LL TURN OFF CAPSLOCK WHEN THIS THREAD IS NO LONGER INFESTED WITH GLOWFAGGOT GRIEFERS WHO GLOAT ABOUT PEOPLE LOSING MONEY WHENEVER WE TALK ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET IS OBVIOUSLY DOING BIZARRE SHIT
WE'RE ALLOWED TO TALK, FUCKFACES, SO WHEN YOU ADMIT THAT TO YOURSELVES AND GO BACK TO RIMMING EACH OTHER INSTEAD OF GRIEFING US, I WILL TURN OFF CAPSLOCK

and we're back

>>49272518
Nah. he’s the only one making sense

>>49272541
invest in low beta/volatility maybe

Are we actually going to crab our way back to open? This market being ultra gay right now, and its not even pride month yet.

>>49272518
You didn't. I assumed you thought the only reason someone would hate the status quo is because they were losing money

>>49272550
or you can just get filtered niggerlover

>>49272550

>>49272550
your mom, bro

Aaaaaand you faggots are wrong again.

>>49272566
OH NO THEN I WON'T BE ABLE TO TALK TO A BUNCH OF GLOWFAGGOTS TRYING TO DEMORALIZE ME FOR CORRESPONDING IN THE INTERNET IN ~SUBVERSIVE~ WAYS
PLEASE
PLEASE DON'T FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP FOREVER AND NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN
ANYTHING BUT THAT

>>49272094
>inb4 cash becomes worthless

>>49272588
What were we wrong about though?

>>49272590
you're just a schizo, take your fucking meds dood

>>49272551
Not for long mumu, the triple witching black swan event will happen on juneteenth this pride month.
Screen cap this

>>49272610
you mean...the black gorilla nigger event?

>>49272599
Black Tuesday, SIGA, the list goes on

I haven't acquired much during my time on this gay earth, but what little I do have is slipping away.

Why is this market trying to hecking recover when there’s QT shocks tommorow what the HECK man
The correct value for 1 (one) share of SPY (Es and Pee five hundred) is $10 (ten dollars)

>MELTUP™ in progress
Knew it

>>49272610
>juneteenth this pride month

QT
does it start tomorrow or just at some point during June?

That's an inverse head and shoulders on SPY if I've ever seen one.

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>>49272637
>>49272637
>>49272637

What's this chart called? good lord

>>49272643
not at 310 yet fgt

>>49272505

>>49271445
>I’m going with Biden fucking his donors
retard detected; politicians never ever fuck their donors, especially Biden

>>49271500
>The fed is independent Powell doesn’t have to listen to anything Biden says
you are fucking dumb as a brick if you really believe that

>>49271510
Just sell Puts and hope they get exercised bro

aaaaa im poomping

>>49272416
>NOOOO LINE ISNT GOING THE DIRECTION I EXPEXCTED ILLUMINATI IS REAL OMFG

>>49272550
Griefing is not a word. The English language likely already has multiple words that express whatever it is you're trying to say here.

>>49272769
Schadenfreude enjoyer

nice bull trap

>>49271674
MONI

>>49272181
>so no more guns for you lol
come and get them lmao

>>49272181
>dems arn't coming for your guns!
>youre crazy!
>trump was anti gun too!
>deboonked!
>haha we were coming for your guns the whole time!
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