/biz/ - Business & Finance

OIL CHADS REPORT IN.
UCO here.

Luffy is best

First for green day

It’s literally over today isn’t it

Sometimes I think oil's ended its bull run.

Then I remember its first digit isn't yet 2.

Buy Low, Sell Lower, Buy Again, Sell Even Lower
Never Recover

WOOP WOOP
PULL UP
PULL UP

Today's the day!

Surely futures don't mean much right and we will continue the pumps from last week right?

>>49269131

>>49269107
>broad market is down 1%
>/smg/ shits itself

BEST. ECONOMY. SINCE. EVER!

>FXI

>>49269150
BUDDY

>they could have just bought oil
>they poo poo'ed it
>they were smug
>they said they were going to short it at $100
>they are holding stinky tech bags

>>49269124

OIL?

WHY TF IS SIGA DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49269150
Nope, it's all over. Futures never mean anything, we are in clown world.

Rate my make it watch

>>49269158
More or less (we certainly have less supply flexibility than 2008). Inflation adjusted $140 is right about $200 nowadays.

OIL

>oil massively up
>market down
So we've reached that stage huh

>>49269180
they already had a stockpile of vaccines ready for this nothing burger pox

>>49269180
First time with a Biden pump and dump?

>>49269124
rate my portfolio

>posted in the dying thread again
let's say I put $ 10,000 on S&P 500, how much money will I gain in dividends in a year?

Ah fuck.. Americans killing our gains again

>>49269183
Does it come with cargo pockets?

>>49269183
not a gd-350

>>49269219
>XOP
>Not GUSH
???

I bought one share of SQQQ

>>49269220
like...a lot pfff
I mean a big wad of cash. Quarterly payout as well

>>49269190
My UCO would at least 2x if crude hits its ATH lmfao
>>49269219
Solid, but watch out with natgas. Doesn't it peak now and not in mid summer like oil? With everything going on it could be different in a year like this but idk.

I sold my calls Friday fuck bobos and fuck mumus swing chads ftw

it's over

What are the odds we end today green?

>>49269220
1.37% = $137 lol
https://ycharts.com/indicators/sp_500_dividend_yield

Will today be green or red?

>>49269279

yes

>>49269279
Check my id

>>49269277
Don't spend it all in one place now

>>49269279
Red since friday was green.

>>49269296
>bi

I will never financially recover from this lost decade.

>>49269276
>>49269279
I figured we'd give some back then continue the bear market rally. Depends if JPOW pumps the market today I guess.
>1:15pm: The President meets with Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell to discuss the state of the American and global economy, and the President’s top economic priority: addressing inflation
Also lol
>3:00pm: The President meets with BTS to discuss the need to come together in solidarity, Asian inclusion and representation, and addressing anti-Asian hate crimes and discrimination

>>49269279
Blue

>>49269304
>FKT

>>49269180
it only kills homos

>>49269220

Just set up DRIP and you'll have fat stacks in twenty years.

>>49269296
>gxJWz+bi
calm down faggot nobody cares about your pronouns.

>>49269220
The term you're looking for on Yahoo Finance or Marketwatch or your broker is "yield"/"dividend yield". That gives you the %'s >>49269277 is talking about.

Those sources also typically have payout information for *when* the dividends and/or capital gains payouts are made. For example here's SPY: https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SPY/history?period1=1622466650&period2=1654002650&interval=capitalGain%7Cdiv%7Csplit&filter=div&frequency=1d&includeAdjustedClose=true

>>49269309
>The President meets with BTS

oil bros, holy fucking shit.

I don't think theres anything Biden can do to fud the price anymore is there? The economy is so fucked.

>>49269309

>the ambassador for Asians is a korean boy band

kek

>>49269242
damn I didn't know about that
>>49269249
>Doesn't it peak now and not in mid summer like oil? With everything going on it could be different in a year like this but idk.
hard for me to say honestly. I went in on natural gas in March because of Ukraine so not sure how that plays into the usual cycle for natural gas

>>49269330
Quiet else you'll summon him

>>49269340

He needs to start filling up the strategic reserve again and pump my bags. I think they'll weasel out of it somehow though.

>>49269349
That's what I did with oil lol. I was late and I'm still doing really well.

>>49269340
Could drain the SPR outright, could order gaypox lockdowns, could capitulate massively to Putin under the table while getting some kind of face saving peace in Ukraine, could be extremely antisemitic and sign an Iran deal. He's got lotsa cards.

>>49269349
>damn I didn't know about that
Keep in mind that while NRGU's big oil companies are 3x'd, GUSH's are 2x'd. You can up the leverage with strategically bought XOP calls though.

Moscow Shrugs Off EU Oil Ban: 'Russia Will Find Other Importers'

>>49269393
Heil Putlernjp4z

I have call options on AUY and they are being bought out, what does this mean for my calls? Are they worthless or deep green?

>>49269107
Apparently both Powell and Biden will be speaking together publicly. Where can I watch that?

>>49269124
I sold my XOP

>>49269309
>>49269330
>>49269345
>3:00pm: The President meets with BTS to discuss the need to come together in solidarity, Asian inclusion and representation, and addressing anti-Asian hate crimes and discrimination

I thought it was a funny coincidence that BTS was a boy band, and I was going to come here and shitpost about the idea the president meeting with a boy band. Turns out the president is literally meeting with a boy band...

Honk Honk

>>49269309
>anti Asian hate
the biggest meme alive, the only Asians white Americans hate are the Chinese, I wonder what other group that’s prevalent in major American cities would be causing this?

>>49269410
whats the strike price?

>>49269430
$5.5 calls for January 2023

Bobo. It's time. Process the shift from return to "normal" to FEAR.

>>49269124
chevron cuk here

>>49269309
>3:00pm: The President meets with BTS to discuss the need to come together in solidarity, Asian inclusion and representation, and addressing anti-Asian hate crimes and discrimination

>>49269377
>Could drain the SPR outright
Would dip the price by a few bucks then rebound even higher like every other time.
>could order gaypox lockdowns
Not during a midterm year for a virus spread by gay butt sex.
>could capitulate massively to Putin
That still wouldn't change the supply problems plus this EU and US ban on Russian oil would likely stay in place regardless.
> could be extremely antisemitic and sign an Iran deal
That's dead, Iran wanted the IRGC removed from the terrorist groups list and we said no.
The bullish factors are strong
>FED won't tighten quick enough
>EU banned Russian oil
>US banned Russian oil
>China opening up
>OPEC not increasing production
>US not increasing production
>no Iran deal
>no Venezuela deal
>summer driving season only just began
>no demand destruction so far
The JP Morgan price target of $185 per barrel is starting to look more realistic; which would be almost a $6 per gallon national average.

https://youtu.be/En049PqzAa0
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<3

>>49269393
Luffy, queen of the pirates, come crash these markets!

>>49269150
JP Morgan and Citibank declaring a default unless the FED bail them out.

>>49269424
koreans are just as bad as they act like americans in almost every way possible with all of those marxist ideals included. Seriously it's like looking into a mirror with south koreans its disgusting. they have no identity and just copy other nations just like americans too

>>49269419
>mummied gigaboomer president has an official diplomatic meeting with a boy band
Kek what the fuck is this timeline

>>49269463
Luffy if you dont crash this soon we will be inflated into oblivion, save us

>>49269393
isn't india buying a shit load of oil at cheap price?

>>49269124
OIL
Good day for OKEA.OL, PNOR.OL, and SRS.MI so far

Any good threads PM today?

>>49269446
slight higher/crab

>>49269330
>>49269419
They're popular with young girls, Joe is just trying to be more relatable to the demographic he cares about the most

>>49269479
It's the "Democrats desprate to keep their hold on social issues while Republicans do everything to lose but somehow win" timeline

>pre-presents

>>49269483
Yep. Imports from Russia rose by 25x.

Markets are healing

Which stock are we buying?

here comes the biden pump!!
lets go biden!!

>>49269124
i hope my little uranium rockies do something but i have some ERX

How do wagies cope with 17 dollar salad and gas 8 a gallon

>>49269518
spy short dated call options

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY

>>49269527
I've gone full sandwich man ever since I found that pastrami, Salami,provolone, Egg,pickles, and thousand island dressing is amazing

>>49269527

>being so lazy you can’t make a salad before work

The absolute state of wagies

Is this an eternal golden bull week or will bobo come back and eat more

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>49269518
I'm buying SNDL once it hits 35, probably more SPXS on friday.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?

>>49269527
good
American are too fat anyway
next headline "Skipping meals saves on the food bill and that's a good thing"

Today going to be volatile

What the fuck was that!?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!?

>that massive red dildo

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What the fuck was that!?

Nasdaq trying to pump but Dow having no part of that

I'M LOSING ALL MY GAINS FROM LAST WEEK

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

manipulated market

>>49269124
Two hundred a barrel. By eoy.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

EAT
SHIT
MUMU

WOOP WOOP
PULL UP
PULL UP

Dump it. Please

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

Boop!

XOM onehunnid dolla today?

PULL UP PULL UP

IT'S CALLED 350 POINTS DOWN ON THE DOW HOW DO YA LIKE IT?

>have to raise rates not only to fight inflation but mostly to get them up so when everything crashes they have a lever to pull because QE is no longer an option
>QT has to happen at the same time or the fed will go bankrupt
>housing market went insane, people loaded up on mortgages
>stress tests were based on normal economic conditions, not run away inflation
>food, gas, and most other commodities at or near historical highs meaning those stress tests mean nothing
>companies already talking about trimming staff due to shrinking profit margins
can we just write off 2023? its going to a blood bath of bankruptcies, foreclosures and famine.

why is the russel up so much

SOXL not like this

What is my little SIGA bull flag doing AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>siga

lmao

>7 pages of trades in 2021
>as I'm a first timer, France requires me to do everything on paper
>apparently today is the last day the income tax declaration in paper format
Its ogre
Both, me and the taxman will get heemed.
I because I only have 9 hours left to do everything and the tax man because i'll do it in CURSIVE kek

this is why you dont buy long on friday

>>49269534
I'm good Mumu.

I will lead by example today to stop anti-Asian hate by saying I love Susan Li.

Dat nigga Dow acting crazy

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

soxl...
...its over

WHAT THE FUCK

I'm back.

Sirs please do not sell anymore..

Goodnight

>>49269604
I'm regaining all my losses from last week.

BUDDY
LOOK AT SOXL COMPUTER

L*m posters will be _______

>bitfuck staying absolutely flat
IT'S DECOOOOOOOUPLING

zoom out
Pic related $ndx

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A CAPITULATION

How low will SPY go today?

>>49269463
Thank you, my queen.

Is it too late to get into gush?

>>49269424
This, asians need to distance themselves from main land chinese, I'm cool will all asians, except mainland Chinese. Schezuan food is delicious though

any other oil barons looking at green across the board? feels oily man.

>>49269107
OH MY FUCKING GOD PLEASE NO OH LORD IN HEAVENS PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49269687
It started last week when the bear market rally started in the NASD-ACK but BTC dumped.

And I find it kinda bussin
I find it kinda cap
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the ones that kinda slap

https://youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE
Run.

>He bought tech during the bear market rally

Oh, nevermind. I'm in the green.

WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT

THIS WAS OUR DAY SOXL BROS

>>49269703
Impossible since Chinese culture is the foundation of all asian cultures. Japan can start by inventing a new language I guess

>Euros ban 2/3 of Russian oil
>promise to ban 90% by year end
>China starts reopening
>oil is on its way to $200 a barrel
>Russia can’t switch to giving all that oil to China overnight
>they probably could never do it regardless
>stock market crashes on open the next day
>mumus in shambles

Do mumus just ignore this kind of shit? You know oil prices skyrocketing is bad for the economy right?

Ahahaha Siga lmao

Europe does yet another retarded move for the sake of the nobility's honor and the market fucking tanks. I guess I shouldn't mind since I am all in on inverse ETFs but god damn we are fucked

>market bleeding out
>but pure garbage like AMC and tesla are okay

WTF SIGGERS NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO

Thanks for fucking the market up bobo. I just started my new job and appreciate the cheapies with my new found wealth.

>>49269751
It's pretty fucked up to watch our own countries castrate us. Trump was right.

>paycheck hits today
>autoinvest goes off tomorrow
based?

>>49269745
as an oil mumu i do not ignore it. i buy it.

That's a big shake out

What the fuck was that dump?

>>49269752
Well anon, maybe that's a sign of something?
I wonder what it could be a sign of.

Well, nevermind, hopefully we get a new peak on 5 years at least, this bear market is gonna last forever, fuck this shit

>>49269648
based

>>49269751
> JUST IN - EU to impose an embargo on Russian oil, more than 2/3 of imports will be cut immediately.
lol, is it me or did governments and stuff used to be less retarded?

PULL OUT PULL OUT PULL OUT PULL OUT

BUDDY

>>49269751
price of democracy in Ukraine
and stopping horrible cancer ridden Puttin

>>49269725
I got greedy. I'm in oil, but thought I could get SOXL cheap and flip it just one more time in anticipation of a bear market rally. I bought it too early and now I'm down on it.
I should've just bought NRGU or held my SOXS longer. I'm mad at myself.

>>49269798
kek

>>49269725
sold my tech bags during the pump. i refuse to be a bagholding victim anymore

>monkeypok still growing
>inflation still rising
>GDP crashing literally all over the world
>every company says expenses are way up
>every company says sales are tanking
>growth companies no longer have growth
>no growth means no growth premium
>the consumer is tapped out due to increases in food, fuel, rent etc
>the consumer is no longer buying gadgets
>crypto is collapsing
>supply chain collapsing
>food supply collapsing
>fed printer off
>housing market tanking
>rates rising
>companies no longer doing buybacks

>>49269180
Sounds like the EU isn't taking that deal and people got wind of it.

>>49269739
Wow, good English Zhang, have you been practicing? The current """people""" (insects) inhabitanting China today created no culture at all, if fact the they destroyed what ever culture China once had and killed or persecuted the people who created it.

>>49269777
CHECKED

>>49269642
Glad I sold Monday, now I wait for the next low.

It's happening.

>>49269811

Good now all in on OIL

>>49269751
the end game is to make putin and russia capitulate. i think in august we will see if it works

been reading a lot of news about putin being sick. also the top in russia are not happy how hard they got fucked by the sanctions

>>49269846

>>49269739
Chink detected

HOW LOW WILL THE SPY GO? Any TA anons want to chime in?

>>49269812
*ahem* my oil companies are doing buy backs. half of them are buying up to 10% of their shares starting in may/june.

>>49269812
gas prices and grocery store bills too

>>49269854
im half in oil since march and half invers bobo postion

>>49269863
lol Putin is selling Oil to India and Chinaand making record profits with prices this high, this shit is stupid

Thanks for the gains Eurobros

>>49269863
Dude you’re delusional. Seek help before it’s too late

>>49269874
We already told you, we go till we get window jumpers.

>>49269874
retest then 200 test. no fear

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT WE'RE IN BEAR MARKET

>>49269797
They are deliberately trying to kill you, as a joke.

>>49269863
retard

>>49269891
they are selling it at discount

>>49269863
>lot of news about putin being sick
hitler just had one ball

>>49269891
>he thinks putin is getting market value for his oil
lucky to be getting them to buy it at $60/barrel.

Why isn't the FTSE falling

>>49269916
>>49269929

at a discount to record high prices is still record profit.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-05-12/russia-oil-revenue-up-50-this-year-despite-boycott-iea-says#:~:text=Moscow%20earned%20roughly%20%2420%20billion,in%20its%20monthly%20market%20report.

>>49269874
375 end of week.

That namefag is so annoying, this is the first time I'm filtering someone in probably 5 years.

>>49269897
>>49269912
>>49269922

ok we will see in august. remember to post in august if you were the retards.

>>49269929
Do know how much profit they make on it even at that price? Russia has insane low production costs

>>49269916
>>49269929
You're forgetting the EU never stopped buying Russian oil, and that they paid for it in Rubles which pumped the currency to multi year highs lol. Also this ban is just on shipped oil, not pipeline oil.
>Russia doubles profits from oil and gas sales to EU during war: Study
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/policy/energy-environment/russia-doubles-profits-from-oil-and-gas-sales-to-eu-during-war-study

>>49269916
Discount from market price but still well above what they were getting a year ago, and they can import all the euro goods through China, where they're manufactured anyway.

>>49269840
China to Asia is what Rome is to Europe. It's a founding culture that you can't detach from. If you don't understand that, you don't understand Asia
>destroyed what ever culture China once had
Yeah bro the culture that still eats shark fins, uses wizard medicine and celebrates every single holiday wrong is totally globalized. Great take bro

>>49269124
Inverse oil here, you boys are about to get NGRDD

also PREASE GO DOWN SOXRRR

>>49269960
retarded ass nigger

>>49269956
yeah i'm not a fan either

>>49269863
Russia is over, once a population gains a taste for McDonald's, they are essentially US Clay, Russians will revolt to get their McDonald's back, BLM biggest mistake was burning down a McDonald's, burgers immediately pivoted 180 against them after that, and watched with joy as police fired tear gas at them. McDonald's is America's most powerful weapon, it is the heart of American culture and power projection. Buy MCD

>>49269983
Based. DRIP will rip, hopefully not my balls.

>>49269863
>in august we will see
You mean when the food crisis starts, that's when EU gets the upper hand? Stop reading whatever you're reading

I blame the holiday fucking with algos.

>>49269983
I am thinking of going into SCO once oil peaks and I sell UCO, but it'll be so hard to time I probably won't.

>he fell for the fake and gay short sqooze

KWAB

Anons… do I sell or keep holding oil?

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

>>49270033

Always be closing.

>>49269929
they buy for ruble
petrodollar is kill

The Hidden Tigers.

>>49270033
Sell half?

A 1% drop is nothing. Bulls deserve nothing less than circuit breakers.

>>49269845
What’s your target?

>>49269929
Russia produces for like $10 a barrel bro

>>49269948
>Supplies were down 1 million barrels a day last month, and these losses could triple in the second half of the year, the agency estimates.

also all the western countries stuff is not buyable. imagine not being able to buy or sell stuff to us and eu.

>>49269963
isnt china a huge importer of food stuffs??

>>49270033
Take your cost basis out at least.

The fact we're down like 1.6% after 5% up and suddenly everyone is Boboposting makes me think it's a bear trap.

>>49270069
Your mom deserves nothing less than circuit breakers.

>>49269172
Why is oil getting more expensive, tho?

anons when is JPow vs Brandon?

>>49270012
there is no more luxury items for the elite in russia. you think chinks provide stuff better than eu and us?

NGRU...

>>49270033
let your winners run. it just smashed through resistance a couple days ago and oil prices show no sign of slowing down.

>>49270093
The market will continue going down until you insert ze microchip anon

>>49270072
$20 - $22

>>49270093
This is still the start of the day. Let's see what this looks like come closing time.

>>49269991
go to hui pidorashka

>>49270069
slow and long downtrends are worse because everyone stays invested thinking each bear market rally is the start of the next bullrun

>>49270033
I sold my gush at 117

>>49270116
>there is no more luxury items for the elite in russia
Ok now its just bait

>>49270109

~12-1 EST

>>49270116
Is the Ghost of Kyev personally enforcing this embargo anon?

>>49270033
You hodl oil until gop retake white house.

>>49270033
good enough to screenshot good enough to sell

>>49270117

Would be based if you didn’t post a 2D whore. Post some THICC 2D Bitches

>>49269991

>>49270007
I got yeeted out of drip when it reverse split because I ain’t have enough shares cracka ass crackas always tryna keep me down

This >>49270058
sell half and then set stop losses for the rest. Let it ride but for fuck's sake set those stop losses.

>>49270002
This thesis is wrong. BLM burned down a Wendy's and no one likes Wendy's.

>>49270211
Good.

>>49269973
You seem to believe that the current Chinese and the ancient Chinese are the same people, read a fucking book, they are not. Italy is not Rome. You ever heard of the cultural revolution? The Chinese Civil War? I understand China, that it is a parasitic cyst on the globe that needs to be fully eradicated.

>>49270189
Sorry I like small cap 2d women, not large cap bitches.

>>49270218
Wendy's is like the best one out of the big three. Burger King tastes and smells of chemicals and McDonald's is for poor people with shit taste.

>DOW, S&P, NASDAQ all down almost exactly 1%
Bot sell off?

I bought cheap weekly QQQ calls

>>49270218
They burned down a McDonald's as well

>>49270253
Yes. S&P futures were down nearly 3x what the Nasdaq futures were going for and I nearly lose my shit. Very red week in store.

looks like wakarimasen is dead. are there any other sites archiving /biz/?

>>49270249
For me it's Taco Bell

>UUUU

>>49270261
Thank you for your sacrifice.

>>49270286
Wasoru is back baby.

>>49270243
She just keeps getting cucked.

Nasdaq only went down 1% my 298 QQQ puts I forgot I bought are worthless

>>49270303
oh neat, they turned it back on. thanks

>>49270300
You had your time for a month, this is nothing. Your asshole will bleed ll summer

>Guess who's back, back again
>Craby's back, tell a friend
>Guess who's back
>Guess who's back
>Guess who's back
>Guess who's back
>Guess who's back

this fucking bullshit, I bought SOXL at $25 it better fucking go to $30 this week piece of shit FUCK I DONT CARE THAT IT WAS $18 LAST WEEK I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DOUBLE MY MONEY IN A WEEK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>49270330
Sorry Mumu, You had last week. But now we're back to being all in on team bear.

>>49270132

Whew that’s some THICC

>>49270352
>down 1% in first 30 min
>crab
Try again.

>>49269309
>1:15PM
>3PM

You know he needs his little nap between meetings so he probably gave the Chair of the Fed Res about 30 minutes of time before his next 'rock the vote' photo op.

>>49270370
>$30 this week

>>49270033
sell some. but also another anon here pointed me to seasonality charts for demand. good for when to sell

Anyone know why WEAT is down?

BOBO

BOBO NOOOOOOO

HOLD ON BOBOOOOOOO

>>49270398
you bought

>>49270398
no one wants wheat anymore retard we're all eating rice

>>49270370
don't worry i'm sure it will pump
can i interest you in some GME to go with those SOXL bags?

>>49270174
yes thats how you know its legit

>>49270427
Sorry I only got SOXS.

>>49270002
all the mcds closed in russia already. so its been over for them for awhile.

>>49270392
>june oil dump

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT TECH RETARDS
STOP FUCKING ME OUT OF MY OIL GAINS

Low volume dip, we're green by EOD checkem and screepcap

just fomo'd and lost 3 grand

>>49270370
Is there still a semi shortage?

The markets make zero sense

XOM is rapidly heading to levels that haven't been seen since 2014. Getting kind of nervous. Never been on a ride like this before

>>49270477
*poops on u*
hehe.... not on my watch

>>49269279
Check the charts for the past 10 years, there's always a pump during the week after memorial day regardless of what the market is doing or how bullish or bearish it is. This makes people seethe but it is what it is.

>>49269424
I'm starting to hate koreans and philipinos for the amount of american hate they spam while refusing to leave america.

>>49270477
not bad

>>49270491
Just got target upgrade to 196.

>>49270456
don't they just reopen a McDowell's at the same place?
Sorry "Uncle Vanya" is the official replacement name

>>49270477

Buy silver (ticker: BHSIV)

>>49270477
checked

>>49270490
Why is it so hard for you people to understand bear markets have violent rallies?

>>49270552
there are a lot of retards in /smg/ anon

>>49270552
denial

>>49270552
If it goes up and down that's a crab market retard.

>>49270490
It makes sense but the complexity is beyond the understanding of 99.9% of individuals. Imagine trying to rationalise High Frequency Trading's impact on the market if you didn't know it was going on.

>>49269180
SIGA DEEZ NUTS

>>49270584
>Denial after a baby 20% drop
We're unironically in the bull trap stage coming off of Euphoria. We haven't even hit Complacency/Return to Normal yet.

>>49269213
Who cares? Waiting for nFlare launch and public sale. Wgmi

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>>49270644
I agree with that desu.

>>49270490
veterans have said this is a hard market and not very comparable to any historical ones. git gud now and you gonna be a wolf of wallstreet in the future.

>>49270516
its not the same. they lack the taste of freedom which the russians desperately need..

>>49270611
>Imagine trying to rationalise High Frequency Trading's impact on the market if you didn't know it was going on.

isn't it all market making liquidity and arbitrage? it is essential for this modern market and not like this tootpaste wasn't ever going to come out the tube. And there is no putting the paste back in the tube so.

ASMB stock ladies!

BEAR BROS WHAZ HAPPNING

>>49269688
We got a gap to fill, bobros!

>>49270290
Same. Shame the one hear sucks donkey nuts.

>>49269916
.. for now, and generating dependency.

>>49269891
>makes record profits
>GDP contracts by 8%
This is the quality analysis I expect from /biz/

>>49270797
its filling the wrong way!