/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49250389
This thread picture is giving me deja vu

First for who is grilling today?

How can I profit from this?

>did I just shid my pants?

>>49250432
UONE

>>49250430
I'm probably going to Jack in the Box or McDonalds for dinner...

>/smg/ - Stock Market General
>No one talks about the Stock Market or anything related to the market

>>49250437
NO BIDEN DONT!!
WHERES HIS RETARD WRANGLER WHY ARE THEY LETTING HIM SPEAK LIVE??
DEAR GOD MY CALLS

Siga bros?

Is it to late to jump on? Someone told me to wait until tomorrow. Why?

>>49250432
VWO
DEM

>>49250474
stock market is closed chud
>>49250483
never too late to FOMO

>>49250474
There are only so many times we can say "HOLY SHIT CHECK OUT THE FUTURES" during a 3 day weekend
>>49250475
Yeah he already said "democracy has never been good, erm perfect"

>>49250483
>>49250511
Oh it's holiday that's why tomorrow ok.
If it dips below 10USD I will FOMO on SIGA.

are we melting up or going back down?
talk about stocks faggots

A toast to high-functioning alcoholism, fast food, red meat, high-fructose corn syrup, smoking, porn, and gambling.

>US market closed
>Developed world up 1%
>emerging markets up 1.5%

I guess America was the problem all along

>>49250541
All funded by debtmaxxing of course!

>>49250541
you forgot guns wtf dood
happy memorial day to america and therefore the world

Powellsisters he turned the futures off again…

>>49250555
checked and yes. I have been holding BritBong stocks for a long time, and it is always interesting around 7:00 EST everything starts dumping.

>>49250585
>that sight

>>49250432
Nike and/or Footlocker.

>schiff tweeting about oil
Could be the local top. kek.

>Crude at 117
Wowie zowie

>>49250617
I'll worry when it's Cramer and panic sell when it's Cathie

Just released. 179 cases in the UK alone.
SIGA bros, we might actually hit $30.

>>49250600
its breddy gud for 120 bucks. dont need a memeotech to shoot your gun.

>>49250602
Only Nike, Footlocker loses money on account of all the theft. Nike gets paid regardless of if the shoes are stolen from the store or sold.
I'd argue SYSCO, more Negros - more prison population, more prison population - more commissary and catering purchases from the prison system.

>>49250516
They turned off the futures too now. Alright let's tell some stories about these people who became an hero. There was this guy who evacuated like 45 wounded soldiers but got taken out by a sniper in the process. https://www.cmohs.org/recipients/harold-c-agerholm
What an hero.

>>49250628
I'm selling when it's Ackman

>>49239038
You have to remember, a lot of times these banks are doing repo transactions so they can then enter into their own repo transactions with funds that aren’t fed members.

>>49250585
Are drum mags better now or is it still jam city?

>>49250640
Why can't they stop having buttsex? Just stop. Holy shit.

>>49250648
DGLY is also a classic that spikes on riots. And guess what dems'll spark this summer to improve midterm turnout?

Who's going to the tuesday pool party?
I certainly am

>work in office with only females
>go on jewbook and see every single one of them at a bar down by the river saying “happy Memorial Day from everyone at the office”
Why do they hate me bros? I’m nothing but nice to them and I never got an invite.

>>49250677
It’s not from gays anymore, see pic

Short cruise lines long SIGA
Buy some supplies too.

>>49250648
Smart.

A MONKEY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE.

>>49250711
I don't get invited to parties

Which stock are we buying together?

>>49250722
Lol thats kinda embarrassing anon, not even a token he's our "gay friend" invite. Your charm skills must be hitting negative levels.

>>49250722
Obviously you're ugly or otherwise unattractive.

I am making carnitas
they will be ready by market close
come hungry

>>49250725
So some bisexual guy gave it to the hospital whore and now she's given it to 1000s of others now.

>>49250675
that's a 60 round PMag, I havent had any issues but I dont typically shoot with the drum. thats just for the memes.
>>49250711
fuck that reminds me, I want to go to the local resort and trade at the pool tomorrow. thanks bro.
>this memorial day is brought to you by Springfield Armory.

https://wallstreetonparade.com/2022/03/the-feds-secret-repo-loans-another-news-blackout-and-a-french-bank-scandal/

Well duh, over the counter derivatives have huge fucking volume.

My question is, and one I hope I can learn soon in my new position since I’m unclear on it, is if the hedge funds/banks are allowed to use these repo/reverse repo transactions to post collateral? If so, that means there’s a huge fucking can of worms hanging around OTC derivatives, the same banks lending them these securities and paying them for the pleasure are then selling them more assets on collateral backed by the same treasuries

Why can't inverse stocks just be
>when stock goes down corresponding inverse stock goes up
>just keep holding for several days at a time until the stock starts to turn around

Why is there so many little details that fuck you over if you aren't paying carrful attention to it at all times?

>>49250628
Cramer has been talking about oil for quite a while now. He's been saying that it could/should be 12% of the S&P 500, so everybody should own some oil stocks.

And I agree, we might be at some sort of local top. I plan on selling some of my oil stocks, which I have been holding for over a year now; at least enough to get my cost basis out.

>>49250749
I will not eat the bugs!

>>49250841
>not even holding for a year to get those long term capital losses

ngmi

S&P more like poop and pee.

/smg/ more like poop and pee.

>>49250992
Big if true

>>49250841
F

>>49249516
>emerging markets outperforming
Can someone explain what the total market is compared to the emerging markets?

>boys have a benis and girls have a bagina
>:DDDDDDDDDDD
>>49250838
the fact that cramer is discussing oil is now worrying me

>>49251118
Emerging = apefrica
Total = apefrica and new apefrica aka western yurop

>>49251118
When you hear "emerging markets" think "uninvestable corrupt shitholes".

>>49250430
KC strip on the gril now boyo, rare of course

>>49251170
with a bangs too. attaboy.

>>49250722
I can't think of a fate worse than hell itself hanging out with a group of women I work with on Memeorial day

>>49250725
Remember this can only spread due to weakened immune systems. Even in the general population, mothers must have passed on immunity to their children even if they had not been vaccinated themselves. Our bodies are not naïve.

>>49251193

>>49251140
>>49251166
I'm trying to pick a fidelity international fund

>>49251118
All world 10.4
All cap 10.3

>>49250474
>He doesn't realize everything is related to the market and the market is related to everything
ngmi

>>49251211
Don't.

Sup losers, just wanted to say that the only market the matters is closed today. No reason to be ITT. Touch grass. See you tomorrow!

>>49251210
Edward C. Bang's was an American hero

>>49251118
Emerging markets is anywhere that is not Western Europe, US, Canada, or Australia.

>>49251210
why are they misspelling Edward Bang's name? Wtf kind of cruel joke is this?

>>49251166
Hey that's not a fair assertion, some emerging markets are very invest-able corrupt shitholes. As long as there is enough stability a certain level of corruption can help increase your profits.
Like Chile or India... Africa though...

>>49251225
y-you too bro

>>49251237
I feel like lumping asia with africa is kinda retarded

>>49251248
That's a shopped photo I can tell from the pixels

>>49251140
you are a retard
Africa is "Frontier" except for South Africa
Emerging is mostly China & India

I think OpEx on SPX takes the market higher since a ton of calls are moving ITM but once those expire there's going to be a lot of shiddening and fardening from Wednesday onwards

VLE.TO finally taking off?

At what point will the market react to this?

>>49250841
Why hasn't Robinhood made their platform social yet?
They make users choose a screen name that does absolutely nothing.
You have the option to upload your profile image that no one can see.
Other companies like Public and eToro have already implemented their own social platforms.
How much is Robinhood worth these days? $10.38 USD
That's -70.19% within a entire year.
They need to pick up the slack.

>>49251298
That is what the current call volume suggests on SPY. Could fly as high as 440. Call volume falls off later in the week so we will see after tomorrow where the option market moves.

>>49251344
two weeks

>>49251292
Dunning, meet kruger!

FUCK I can't remember the name of a certain momentum indicator
It took the MACD and ran an EMA on it, then put it into an oscillator. It wasn't a highly discussed one either

>>49251349
>H..Hey, I see you lost half your net worth in the last 6 months too, we even bought the same netflix call option ahead of earnings, haha, wanna get a drink sometime?

>>49251206
Monkepox does fuck up pregnant women and children though, per based English doc.

>>49251378
I don't know if it will fly that high but it could, no point in reading tea leaves that specifically.. Gamma still negative overall on SPX options complex.

Several large call option expiries between $4075-$4200 might now act to push markets higher in the coming days to that region, but of course a herding effect could rally it to 4400 like you said.

I think we go a bit above $4250 and then we shidden and farden to $3800 as The Hidden Tigers Come Out.

>>49251384
https://www.msci.com/our-solutions/indexes/market-classification

>>49251214
Cap?

>>49251431
I picture "frontier markets" as heavily weighted towards saloons and gold miners. Maybe railroads too.

Markets closed
Share protips on how to make life less terrible

As all those calls theta decay on SPX, we will see a reflexive volgonna dynamic across the indices.

>>49251487
Pick goals and work towards them. Remember, everything good requires some sacrifice.

Not gonna lie I just found out this guy is not Charles Schwab and in fact has nothing to do with the broker at all.

>>49251225
I mowed my lawn yesterday though...

>>49251498
that's what ((they)) want you to believe.

I will eat the bugs to prove my virtue.

>>49251421
Just looking at Max-Pain. From my reading of it there is next to no puts on the way back to 400 while there is a shit ton of call volume all the way to 440 with a green future open today we're almost already at 420 on SPY. By time market opens tomorrow people holding puts will be underwater expiring tomorrow.
>>49251487
I thought that image was a bunch of girls bent over and I got horny.

>>49251487
Have money in other markets so you can watch lines go up and down during US holidays as well

>>49251468
all cap includes a larger allocation to small cap stocks than the all world which is mostly large and mid.

All cap has around 7000 stocks and all world only 3000

>>49251431
Peak dunning-kruger confirmed.
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/100614/interested-invesing-africa-heres-how.asp
https://hbr.org/2011/05/the-globe-cracking-the-next-growth-market-africa
http://www.kspjournals.org/index.php/JEL/article/view/1798

The rally will continue this week, right?

>>49251498
Understandable mistake, but I absolutely do not want to hear you bitching about your tech losses if you weren’t acquainted with the entity that pumped your tech in the first place

>>49251118
even the nikkei is outperfoming. kek

>>49251544
>tech

>>49251498
I am not falling for you lies Klaus "Charles" Schwab.
I WILL NOT EAT ZE BUGS
I WILL NOT LIVE IN ZE POD
I WILL NOT BUY IN TO REITs BEFORE A HOUSING CRASH
I WILL NOT USE YOUR INTERACTIVE BROKER

Simple as.
>Verification not required.

>>49251527
Guess what happens at the end of every month from collar funds like JHEQX. They buy a metric shit load of puts on SPX. Lol.

This OpEx rally is going to get stifled by structural put flows on SPX, profit taking, and other entities buying a ton of puts now. The market is going to re-hedge again.

>>49251559
US is overvalued what do you expect, niggas stuck their stimmies into the market and now they have to pull out at a loss to pay their bills after being forced to go back to work

>>49251559
>>49251166
>>49251237
I noticed the best international one is the vanguard but it includes America in most of its holding so it feels like cheating

>>49251498

>commercial REITs are an even more monstrous bubble than housing
>can't short because JPOW will just start buying all commerical REITs when that bubble pops
How do you make plays when market inefficiency is instituionalized? Get elected to congress for some sweet, sweet insider trading?

>>49251583
that's because America has like 54% of total market capitalisation.

13% of the stocks make up 50% of the gains

Wtf Biden won't give the hohols missile systems that can reach Moscow? What about their Democracy? They desperately need to be able to bomb Moscow.

>>49251609
>13% of the stocks make up 50% of the gains

>>49251586
Lies!

>>49251535
illiterate-kun... I kneel

>>49251619
It was the only reason I signed up for Schwab, and if it's not true, I'm going to be pissed,

>>49251497
Share good goals

Getting money and girl is too vague and not working

>>49251606
BECOME YOUR OWN CENTRAL BANK

Africa will be the next bull market eventually. I still have my eye on JMIA being a potential 10-100 bagger ("Amazon of Africa"). I heard their competitor Konga is better though but they're not publicly traded.

>>49251633
Nice self-own, inbred.

>>49251582
>>49251609
Most funds are like that I've noticed. Like the "total market" just ends up being a 1:1 with the S&P 500 performance.
>>49251633
is there a way just to invest in asia and not having to deal with south america or african shitholes?

>>49251577
The fight begins June 1st. We should rally tomorrow until the close.
>>49251661
If you want to invest in Africa just short their government bonds as they go through structural famine.

>>49251658
where the fuck is his look ahead video, I want to hear his copium bullish takes to comfort me in the inevitable crash on tuesday

>>49251490
Okay, I got SPX and across the indices. But what are those other words? And what's it mean for regular investors?

>>49251661
Africa will only ever be profitable to invest in if colonialism makes a return. Any time a company in africa starts to turn a profit the local poor nogs say "GIBS ME DAT" and riot destroying any value created.

Bull bros bobo is seething

>>49251713
East Africa is pretty nice Kenya and below. If you ever want to fuck nigresses visit Kenya.

>>49251670
you can invest in pacific but likely it won\t include china or taiwan

I like this Advanced emerging index but I can't find any providers

>>49251695
When VIX9D futures is in retrograde, you can see the VIX3M futures spot cash tenure backwardation bomma spread. As that goes flat, the z-score inverts and you see volgonna.

>>49251670
Blackrock has a number of single-country EM ETFs and Franklin Templeton has a few as well
There are also a lot of Ch*na ETFs from various providers but you are a DAMN commie if you buy them and also if they invade Taiwan US-held shares will go to zero
In short buy INDA sir

I was talking to my boomer parents about the prospect of a nuclear bomb going off and how bearish it would be but they were surprisingly not phased.
In fact it's almost as if they wanted Putin to do it. kek. Seems bobo runs in the family.

Wanted a burger so went to Chili's. Happy memorial day anons. Please don't unleash bobo tomorrow.

Also, Bloomberg radio needs better volume control, it's really loud or quiet every time a program or ad changes.

>>49251752
You just made me go crack a beer
meds, now.

>>49251650
This hobby looks expensive.

>>49251661
>>49251713
You can't invest in Africa for long term, riots always ruin the companies there. Private security helps but when they gun down thieves it gives everyone a bad look so the Jews just punish their stocks.

Jews want Africa to come to the West, not the other way around.

>>49251650
>Getting money and girl is too vague and not working
1. Calculate your "Make it" stack - [Yearly expenses]/3.5% is a reasonable conservative estimate. Throw together spreadsheet estimating when you'll make it with current salary + savings.
2. Go through 100 Bumble or Hinge hoes, record # of matches, improve profile with interesting hobbies and better pictures, repeat.
3. Figure out how to improve your salary by 20k. Switch industries, switch jobs to a competitor, negotiate a raise, etc. You don't have to do it immeidately but the background research will give you motivation and concrete steps about which path you want to pursue.
4. Join one (1) hobbyist group that meets IRL and attend every event for three (3) months. Can be fitness related, DnD, birdwatching, whatever the fuck activity you can stand that isn't work or getting hammered. Point is social xp and getting a wider social network, not chicks.

Those should be some good first goals.

>>49251822
apparently oklahoma got a bussin' smashed burger

oil bros...the march to 150 is happening...

>>49251856
>>>/r/eddit/

>>49251886
Thanks asshole I just got fired.

>>49251670
>is there a way just to invest in asia and not having to deal with south america or african shitholes?
ETFDB has a fuckton of lists like https://etfdb.com/etfs/region/broad-asia/ and https://etfdb.com/etfs/country/broad-asia-pacific-ex-japan/

>>49251886
Let me know how your moneypox test goes, fag.

>>49251883
OIL

>>49251742
As nice as it must be to have unlimited access to easy poon, I just don't find negresses attractive.
On the one hand there is some level of attraction to the action of dominating a lesser species, but I know that on the off chance I get one of them pregnant I'll have done exactly what she wanted by granting her superior genetic stock to improve her family line, while condemning one of my offspring to living life as a vile mutt, who might be the greatest of the turds in the pile, but still a turd.
I feel like I could have just as easy access to poon in parts of east Asia or India and wouldn't have the same aids risk and there is a chance of any accidental offspring actually doing quite well. There's also the chance that a trip in one of those countries could turn up investable companies or market trends you may not have thought about from the outside.

Physical version finally came in. Lot of good info on asset allocation strategies.

>>49251950
Forgot pic.

You guys really falling for this bulltrap?

>>49251800
a nuclear attack would signal the bottom and actually be the signal for the next historic bullrun

it's my literal exit signal for my puts and to pivot into a net long position

>>49251941
There is a proproplaxis or whatever the term is for HIV. PReP

>>49251950
>
> good info
Oh my sweet summer child.

>>49251950
Any sections on OIL?

>>49251989
Fuck off bobo. I'm ready to make money again.

>>49250474
How new are you dude? Literally zero relevant stock discussion here

>>49250474
We like to have fun here down at the /smg/ pub.

If you don't buy SIGA premarket for the short squeeze you are ngmi.

>>49250474
>implying there is anything to discuss when secular market movement is tied to frontrunning the Fed
There is a lot to discuss near FOMC meetings but no need once the new frontrun has been digested.

>>49252135
I'll wait for the squeeze and short the top.

>>49251883
OIL

>>49250474
market is fake and gay
weee
woooo
line go up now
now post goblina tits

>>49251989
No, but im still riding it

>>49250432
Just long VT I suppose.

small bros..its our time

>>49252285
Small caps are more of the actual economy instead of zombie passive index ETFs. JPOW backstopping megacaps is basically him shorting shortcaps.

>>49252172
Why not both?

Just one more green day and this rally will have matched the ridiculous end of March rally. You all know what followed.

>>49250709
damn the stock actually looks kinda attractive lol

>>49252013
Yeah, there is also male birth control (S-23), but all it takes is missing 1 dose, the dose being inaccurate or you being in the 0.3% of people who don't get the protection and boom AIDS+baby.
But speaking of PReP, isn't that owned by Gilead? I know they made a bundle off their Hep-C curative, may be worth holding long term if Africa is going to become a larger market as these diseases seem to have their highest incidence rates in African nations.

>>49252239
>now post goblina tits
Here's a chicken breast sandwich that my Latina gf had

>>49252313
Not even close. March has a consolidation and then a 2nd leg up. This is still on its primary leg.

>The real blackswan

>>49252331

>>49252331
I hope she kept the paper bag... for your sake.

>>49252331
>gf (male) (race: unknown)

>>49252344
This, but that doesnt mean itll break upwards for another leg up

Anyone else got fucking jewed holding KLM-Air France? They're doing a 1 for 4 split in the most niggerish way I've ever seen.
Even if I wanted to keep my original position I'd have to ADD money and if I don't I'll lose money. I fufking hate them for this, should've sold them long ago. This is how they repay bagholders. Absolute fucking noggers

>>49252285
I read somewhere that small-cap growth is the canary in the coal mine; the first to dump and the first to pump. It would make sense since my bags were the first to start bleeding in February 2021, in 2022 they didn't really dump as much as the rest of the market since they were already down so far (about 4x P/S despite no debt, buybacks, insider purchases, and consistently meeting earnings). It didn't really make any sense so I just said fuck it I'm holding these warrants even if they expire worthless in 2026. And voila they just start breaking out out of nowhere. Possibly bullish for the rest of the market.

>>49252424
no only a retard would own an airline after the covid distruptions

>>49252424
>Airline
>France
Do you want to lose money?

I always read the crypto bot posts in my head with a pajeet accent lmao

>>49252456
>the first to dump and the first to pump
Very cool, this is information that I wanted to find for my seasonality shit.

crypto is up

means tomorrow will be green

>>49252527
This image is hate speech

>>49251835
About to drink some red wine and watch the new globohomo air force movie with the scientologist

>>49252514
The irony is if they just avoided having the bots post the spam in pmg, gme, and smg they probably wouldn't even get flagged as spam as they fit in with all the non-bot crypto shills in every other thread.

>>49252514
Sir pls do the needful and become a sneedionaire and get suck&fuck from butiful wome with bobs & vagene pls sir buy Enegra sir... do not be dumb.......

>>49252464
I've been holding for 3 fucking years lol. I refuse to take a loss, but they're forcing me to pay for a losing position nigga what.
>>49252474
It's the biggest airline in Yurop and they've been around for more than a 100 years (at least the KLM side)

>>49252514
Man, Remember Apu?

just watched the norm macdonald special

hilarious

>>49252532
Only if a white man holds it.

I got on my peloton for the first time in 3 months today. Short PTON.

>>49252552
just hold for another 10 years and forget about it.

>>49252456
I also think a company like VRNS would love to buy them out, so if they kept dumping to $0 they would be a hostile takeover target.

Sirs please don’t redeem.

>>49252424

Boggles my mind how anyone would willingly be a shareholder in an incredibly unprofitable/razor-thin margin business model like airlines

>>49252328
yeah but by the time you get aids you could have as many kids as a small country of africa.

>>49252623
i would never redeem a child.

>>49252331
looks kinda korean iykwim

>>49252331
Women eating food is disgusting because food reminds me that it will come out as poop and I cannot be attracted to anyone who poops. If you're going to eat food then take that out of the house somewhere I don't have to see it.

>>49251883
>>49251927

>>49252736
But I don't want mutt offspring. Why would you want to condemn your genetic line to an existence as mutts. You should think about investing in your (spiritual) future as well, if you believe in re-incarnation then you risk reincarnating in a world worse than the one you are in now, living life as a mutt. If you believe in heaven you risk damning yourself to hell. The only positive outcome would be if there is no afterlife and you don't care about your genetic line - in which case none of this matters.
Isn't half the point of investing to leave behind a nest egg to help your genetic line after you are gone?
Unless you are suggesting that it is actually our duty to create an army of mutts to breed native Africans out of existence thus bettering the continent. Which I suppose could be a net positive and end up making Africa more investable in the long run.

>>49252933
You put a lot of thought into something that you will never accomplish
>I bet the adoption agency turned you away as a child

>>49252885
This is the kind of autism I come to smg for

Did oil literally just plummet 7% in one swoop?

>>49252563
>They ruined his career
>it should of been Norm hosting not Ricky Gervais
>Never forget that Clintons murdered Vince foster

>>49253041
I redeemed the barrels. Tough luck kid. Should've been quicker on the draw.

>>49253041
where are you seeing that?

>>49252311
Brilliant.

Do any of you think it would be possible to build an investment model based on a company’s recruitment activity? I have so much anecdotal evidence of hiring at certain levels in certain departments being a leading indicator of growth and, with so much data publicly available, I’ve been wondering if you could build an algorithm to understand and exploit the relationship.

>>49253041
ummm.. did oil do WHAT?

>>49252885
>Women eating food is disgusting because food reminds me that it will come out as poop and I cannot be attracted to anyone who poops.

I feel hungover but also just tremendously sad

>>49253074
you'd miss all the gains. Companies hire more to keep up with growth not hire to grow

Chose to hold my small-ish long play on spx.
No good feels after today's futures shitshow but I am now inversing myself so high hopes.

>>49253074
>I’ve been wondering if you could build an algorithm to understand and exploit the relationship.
Payroll which is listed on several different forms
Personally I think its more interesting to look at glassdoor reviews (provided there are enough data points)

>>49253064
https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/brent-crude-oil

It was down at 111$, bumped up to 113$ but there's no action. It's like someone pulled circuit breaker or smth

>>49252573
Some one in congress is holding bags so they're gonna pass a law giving all veterans a tax payer funded Peleton membership, bike not included.

>>49253092
Damn man what happened?

>>49253092
Drinking is borrowing against the happiness credit card to use some of tomorrow's happiness today, but you have to pay it back with interest in sadness.

>>49253094
I know what you mean, and it’s my fault for not explaining more fully, but that’s what I meant by certain levels (of seniority) within certain departments. Within orgs of a certain size, I’ve noticed some dependable patterns of pre-growth hiring. ‘Proactive’ rather than ‘reactive’ hiring - if you like. I’ve looked at this very anecdotally but a couple of companies I’m familiar with are hiring now for roles that directly relate to projects which I’m very confident will increase their value. Again, very anecdotal. I just wonder if you could model it. Probably a bullshit idea.

>>49253136
>having to pay for yesterday's consumption today
JPOW, FIX THIS SHIT
QE FOR HANGOVERS

>>49253117
zoinks

>>49253193
Well, that’s crude.

>>49253193

>>49253193
oilbros its over.....

Bris I'm holding $30 SOXL bags. Please god let us hit $30

>>49253135
idk, I just feel bad
>>49253136
The problem is there wasn't going to be any happiness tomorrow anyway

DRIP GANG
DRIP GANG
DRIP GANG

>>49253234
Posts like these demonstrate we're going to $7 before we see $30 again.

>>49253193
BOGGED

>>49253182
>not gatorade and breakfast burrito easing
bruh

Wonder!

>>49252885
this anon will never get a viral infection

>>49253136
What sadness is there after drinking? None, you just get an afterglow the day after where it feels things aren't so bad after all. A double dose of free happiness, minus the cost of alcohol.

Luffy, queen of pirates, come crash these markets!

>>49253255
Sharkbros...

>>49253193
Widowmaker gonna make widows.

>>49253300
Widowmaker is nat gas

>>49253234
>Bris

>>49253193
>we will embargo rusiamonke oil
>we will not embargo rusiamonke oil
uhh oh they can pump and dump brent just like that
>>49253255
>feet

>>49252255
Checked - a fellow Fidelity app user i see

They discovered cultured, classy, and sophisticated oil. Crude oil is going to $0.

>>49253300
Checked and based Shinoa poster.

>>49253311
I know but oil is just as bad lately.

>>49253193
its fake
fak u

>>49253338
>pump and dump brent just like that

Who do they think they are, Wernham Hogg.

fake and gay oil crash posters will get the rope

>>49250722
Which one do you want to fuck because otherwise you shouldn't feel bummed out about going to bottomless mimosas with the gals down at the office and having a bitch sesh

>>49253314
Kek I fat-fingered it

>>49253193
Wonder where tradingeconomics source their data from
They're often way off

>>49253193
Just a glitch with the way it recorded the close. Literal nuffinoilburger

Oil?

Soon Rocker will bend the knee to SIGA

>>49253427
Rockers tigers are about to blow up 4 of my parlays.

>>49253193
I'm short kek, finally my day

I think some shifty shit is going on. Was trying to DCA right before my broker close but the site was just frozen, all oil certs were frozen

>>49253402
$117

O I L ?

I

L

>>49253531
>implying this is a bad thing
I live for the sniffs

>>49253531

>>49252316
Wait, what the fuck? You're... right?

>>49253041
I kept asking you guys when I should short it but nobody ever has a serious answer

I have autism.

>>49253759
That's my pepe

>>49253759
No you dont

>>49253771
>320x293
bro your pepe is lookin a bit small

>pol may have just found out that Moneypox started at a gay orgy where 100 gerbils where stuck up gay dude's assholes in something called "gerbiling"
>he thinks I'm making this up
>I'm not
Long SIGA

>>49253817
Gay people should be executed. They’re the worst demons on earth.

>>49253817

>>49253785
1 crab
2 pussy bears
3 clown

>>49253817
that sounds exactly like the type of shit pol would make up

>>49253785
Two bears high fiving.

>>49253932
my favorite game of all time. with mods its one of the best RPGs ever. 800 hours, only game ive ever 100%'d

they're going for our oil bros

>>49253924
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerbilling

Its the only way to explain why it spread so fast among the gay community from animals

>>49253785
1. A floating demon from the Doom video game franchise.
2. A majestic lion with wildebeests kowtowing.
3. An opossum.

>>49251618
http://www.humanbiologicaldiversity.com/

>>49253924
Imagine being that bluepilled lol. Gays are dangerous.

>>49253982
The most disturbing thing about this really is the fact there is a wiki article about this shit. Who writes this. Who allows this.
>Don't the hecking gerbil lives matter too?

>>49253924
gay people literally shove gerbils and snakes up their assholes.
look up "gift giving" too

>>49254046
I thought they just docked their penises into each other's pee holes.

>>49253785
>1
a tick
>2
some Japanese painting of a bouquet
>3
a pair of hips (female)

>>49253785
1: a bear on its hindlegs about to attack
2: 2 bears running away from a bloody bull god commanding 2 black bulls to attack
3: a closeup of a bullhead whose horns have hit the target, also some blood.

>>49253817
>it's real
MY SIDES
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerbilling

Also, fuck jannigger trannies. Hope they're all in on SOXL calls so they can be liquidated tomorrow at 9:30 am.

>>49253947
Play actual good RPGs, such as ultima 7 (really any ultima between 4 and 7 is pure gold).

>>49253785
1. demon in clouds
2. fiery demon riding bulls
3. smoky demon twins

https://twitter.com/giginator_/status/1531127345779965954

bros why the fug is china HEEMing the US so much
please stop Xi i will buy 10000USD of genshin microtransactions if you stop dabbing on us please I kneel

>>49253817
Reality truly is the greatest fiction.

>>49253785
>half of smg seeing bears
bullish

>>49253854
Based Lemmiwinks poster
>>49253785
They are all crabs.

>>49253843
>gay
>people
pick one and only one

they deserve far worse than death

bros whats the thesis on truckers??

>>49254125
Based demonic anon.

>>49254183
Into the trash because
>oil

>>49250640
We're going alot higher than $30 anon

>>49253785
1. Satan
2. Some kind of gynocentric deity
3. Bart Simpson doing a kickflip

how hard is Coinbase going to rampage tomorrow?

>>49254183
Bullish, best trucker index?

>>49254110
for me 2D vs 3D rpgs are almost different genres, almost impossible for me to compare them directly
im a sucker for sim stuff so thats a big thing 3D has in its favor for me

>>49254139
Time for those REMX calls, boyos.

>>49254218
I will never understand the midwit fascination with COIN. It somehow only lost money including last year. Crypto is a negative sum game so really COIN is just like buying a casino stock. And one where the house is always losing.

>>49253785
1. a priest with tiny legs
2. two buffalo charging each other, trees behind each, and the setting sun
3. two people in black hoodies glowstick fighting

>>49254183
>have cb radios
>stick together
>mobile
>perfect logistics
>just wanted to be left alone
dangerously based

I NEED pussy

I just saw someone post Rocker's picture on stocktwits.
Confess, it wasn't me.

>>49254340
>100% American Phenotype

>>49254340
Thats the gevo/cwsff shill

>>49254305
Desperate attitude of a loser. Walk up to chicks thinking "I DESERVE pussy" and soon you will be drowning in it.

>>49254261
t. zoomzoom

SIGmA NUTZ

Bloody Tuesday I hope. In a tale of life intimating uh meme's some bright dude tossed a pastry at the mona lisa. Dude faked being a cripple..https://www.cnn.com/style/article/mona-lisa-louvre-cake-attack/index.html

>>49254340
>>49254350
this one is better imo
>>49254450
wow is it really happening?? SIGA chuds are we going to make it like MRNA did?

>>49254422
i still like classic rpgs but dont act like they fill the same niche
fallout 1 and 2 are godtier for example but i still like new vegas for different reasons

>>49254305
>>49254390
Just force that "I don't desire you" bro she'll be so taken back that you're ignoring her unlike most guys that she'll work to earn your validation, works every time.

>Chart of OHLVC data
>Change it from regular candles to HA candles
>Take the % change over 30 days
>Look at the stdev of that % change
>A market can trend up, down, or sideways and have low volatility, what matters is divergence therefore opportunity
>In other words price is irrelevant, what matters is the change of volatility
>Stocks are therefore valued based on potential and future growth/variance, with the current market value just being a realized snapshot of current prices of that volatility
>Eg volatility is the rate of change (acceleration) of a price, if it's constant then the trend doesn't change and will continue
>Changes in HV mean a change in trend, therefore changes in realized price
Look at pic related for SIGA for example. This is from Jan 1st to friday, it was generally cyclic, then an outside event (pox news) changed the pattern on the stock

>>49250474
why are people buying twitter stock for over $40 a share. what possible future could It have

>he still hasnt invested in oil
>he still hasnt invested in CCXI
>he isnt looking at 6 month XBI calls
>he doubts SIGA and the monkey aids

>>49254478
But why?

>>49254484
t. turbozoomzoom

Oilbros I'm starting to get euphoric. Might be time to book some gains.

>>49254517
Reddit and 4chan have basically turned into "Look at this screenshot of something someone said on Twitter, isn't it shocking/controversial/funny?!?!" so you've got to hand it to them for being king of the memeverse even if they aren't profitable.

>>49254498
Chrono cross only has 3 niggas in a row, this makes the game less challenging because you have 1 less nigger to manage.

>>49254540
>"Think of planet Earth, there are people destroying it," while security escorts the man, with rose petals scattered on the floor of the museum.

Where's the fucking baker?

>>49254597
He should be forced to drink the used motor oil from my truck.

>>49254592
You need to manage your gookfu properly.

>>49250711
enjoy catching monkepox

>>49254450
Damn it really is happening.
>A company founded in 1995 for the sole purpose of selling antiviral smallpox treatments
So did they just sell to the Army this whole time or what?

>>49254606
In the hospital for monke pox.

>>49254658
Probably selling to NGOs in apefrica or something

>>49254450
>>49254658
>inb4 the "pox" is actually just shit from the coof injections

>>49254545
one day youll acquire some taste amigo

>>49253982
>>49254035
Strange they allow these articles yet remove any non-generic information added to technical topics.

>>49254498
fucking kek saved

>>49254708
You must be 18 or older to browse this site

Bake. Now!!!

>>49254711
Yup. I assume its allowed since its a debunk article in defense of the gay community. If there was proof that really happened at some crazy orgy to back up the claim, they would delete that shit asap.

>>49254450
that's a lot of gay sex

>>49253785
When did modern art get so shitty

>>49254498
what the fuck, they know?

>>49254695
always was

>>49254842
>>49254842
>>49254842
>>49254842

>>49252933
Unironically I have at least 3 kids worldwide. Knocked up an Indian girl in Australia who ended up blowing up my fake facebook that her baby turned out white. One kid in the Czech republic with some hotel bar milf, that one was risky but thankfully I never drink at my own hotel. One kid in fucking Newfoundland but thankfully the girl conviced her BF it was his.

Try and stop me from reaching 10

>>49253785
1) Obese demon
2) Prickley pear
3) clown with flower earrings