/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49249910
>cropper like 2/3rds of the listing
Not saying this looks good but post lot.

>>49249910
Congrats dude but seriously it's not smart to doxx yourself. The address is literally right there. Delete the thread, just a word of advice.

>>49249910
comfy

>in a trailer park where one of the streets is Earnhardt Drive

>>49249946
Its still listed
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/517-Oliver-Rd-Venus-FL-33960/45203394_zpid/

>>49249960
Sir, OP is obviously posting in jest.

>>49249910
I'd move the head of the bed away from the toilet seat.

>>49249946

1 acre

Looks nice, congrats anon

>>49249960
It's a joke, dummy

>>49250000
Digits of truth, checked

Happy for you anon but that honestly looks like a death trap better hope it doesn't catch fire, there's a reason burger mcmansions use drywall it acts as a firebrick and slows down the spread of flames in your walls

>>49250012
What if you have a hot date over?

That's a literal shed

>>49250013
>sold $7,000
>listed $100,000
>147% year on year gain expectation
you have got to be having a fucking chuckle...

>>49250302

Zestimate is $96k chud

>>49249910
Excuse me is this Venus, Texas?

>>49250321
>Zestimate is $96k chud
my humblest apologies anon

>>49249910
Congratulations. Also it looks like shit. You have a lot of work cut out for you.

Enjoy the mosquitos and alligators and 90+ degree humid days and also the florida strip malls the surround ur boggy shithole.

>>49250012
Holy kek I just noticed that. the absolute state of fly over fags

>>49249910
looks comfy

>>49249910
>that toilet position
I'd prefer a fucking outhouse to that. Enjoy your poopod I guess.

>>49250792

Enjoy changing rooms to pee at night pleb

>>49249910
congrats anon

>>49249910
congrats anon

>>49249990
Legalize rape

>>49249910
Buying at the absolute top

>>49250963
you gotta live somewhere

lol rentcux absolutely seething itt

I don't think I'd choose to live there. That said it's not my decision. There are better options out there. If someone buys it and is aware of its condition and layout and still doesn't care, I don't see a problem with this.

>>49249960
No one going to rob him in his pod

congrats but lmao id rather rent than live in that out house.

>>49250013
fuck that looks awesome. that would be like $1 million plus here in canada and it would still be in some frozen shithole

>>49249910
jfc this thread, I can’t believe rentoids got baited some fucking hard

>>49249910
>homeowner
thats a glorified shed anon but congrats

>>49250905
She's a complete goblina. That photo's very flattering iirc. You can kind of tell there from looking at her stomach.

>>49253304
Yeah, found the other pic. lmao

>>49251613
Looks amazing

the absolute state of American homes

>>49249910
>pull a roastie
>get her in bed
>need to do a big beer shit
Wat do?

>>49249910
>unenclosed toilet placed 6ft away from cooking area
Do you want to get sick? Cause that's how you get sick. Not to factor you'll be sleeping on shit covered bed.

Just saw how the fan is practically installed in between the pipes going into the the hot water heater. My god. He had to know the inspector.

>>49253332
What the FUCK?! Bitches and their tricks.

Just cut her torso off and she’d make a great bust statue.

>>49250013
>$100k for a cuckshed that was built for under $7k
Good lord I'm in the wrong industry.

>>49250062
Yea, but he's horrible at it.
For 100,000 that's a deal.
Imagine trying to build that. How much in raw materials? $40,000 at least before labor and time. Plus the land...
OP is pathetic at shitposting.

>>49249910
It's like somebody made a poor Sims house IRL.

>>49249910
>have guest over
>must shit and piss in front of each other

>>49253332
it's like someone took a good looking body and put it in a trash compactor

>>49253794
I don't know where you live but it's about $10,000 in raw materials
I've build my cuck shed for $5k and it's bigger than that shit

>>49249910
nothing like a toilet right next to the bed

>>49253332
Still would

>>49253931
The corner shower is $700 at this point or around there.
No way it's $10k.
We both went to extremes. Probably 20-25k in real material to build that as is.

>>49250013
lmao

I want to buy a house but I struggle with the 20%. 20% of values now for homes that are larger than the apartment I'm renting are about my entire salary pretax when you include closing costs. The internet keeps telling me it doesn't matter if you don't have 20%, you are fine laying PMI. I can't shake the feeling that if all the lenders and internet gurus are telling me, "just put down 5% bro" that this whole thing is insane. All the people buying these homes financed at 5% down or less at these prices, really can't afford it. Houses can't feasibly keep getting more expensive right, they'll have to plateau because as some point 20 somethings won't be able to put 5% down on a $300k 900 sq foot starter home right? This whole fiasco is getting enabled by PMI when it was supposed to prevent this activity from happening.

>>49254299
You need to move to a rural area like yesterday dude.
You'll make 60% less but end up with 60% more.

>>49249910
FUCK..

..my mouth is currently frothing at the corners due to my boiling rage produced by my envy of OP's fortunate domicile situation..

>>49254299
I feel you. Everyone I know is telling me I should put down the least amount I can and they practice the philosophy themselves. I know people that could have put down 75% on their new house and opted instead to put the minimum 5% down. instead using the gained equity to buy shit or make renovations. I mean everyone insist these equity gains are normal and will never stop. But it go's against everything I've been taught about home buying and investing. I mean everyone around me in my generation I debt maxing and it seem like I'm the weird one. Like I'm the weird one for having no credit debt, a $2mil plus retirement fund and payed for cars but still rent and save.

>>49249990
Fucking based
I bet the parties are lit and full of natty light

>>49250302
It was probably just a lot and since had that housing built on it. Use your brain.

>>49249910
someone really bought a house where you sleep with your head right next to the toilet

>>49253332
Imagine if she packed on another 50lbs. Those udders would be GIGANTIC.

>>49251613
Imagine this shack during a tornado

>>49255669
Indeed

>>49249910
> tfw your "home" is an exagerrated luxurious toilet

>>49250013
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49250013
I'm at the point where I want to build my own house. I bet I could build a better house, but not up to code.

>>49249910
>dis nogga livin on Venus

>>49255867
Just buy a kit that fits your local codes, then build it.

>>49251613
Barely glorified tbdesu

>>49253493
>>49253899
real couples shit with the door open

>>49254299
>they'll have to plateau because as some point 20 somethings won't be able to put 5% down on a $300k 900 sq foot starter home right
Why do 20-somethings need to afford them? Why do they need to be affordable to anyone? Blackrock has infinite buying power, as do foreign investors.

Nice place anon, Anything over 100,000 is getting Jewed. I’m getting an RV next month instead of buying a house. Shit is cozy.

I don't want to kill a thread for this so I'll ask here. Is there any reason I shouldn't buy 2 bedroom home and buy a home addition down the line for a 3rd bedroom versus just buying a 3 bed home? 2-bed homes are like 220,000 here but then a 3-bed is like 380,000. Bedroom additions normally cost 40,000 but also I would have a home sooner to beat the aggressive growth.

>>49249910
literally a sims starter house lmao

>>49250013
it's really not bad

>>49257685
nevermind i just saw that there's better sqft/$ deals in that area on zillow kek

>>49249910
still better than renting

>>49257618
It's like somebody playing The Sims trying to build a house as fast as possible

>>49250013
>someone bought a small lot for $7k, got a few friends together and built a house out of pallets and scrap
>used it as a mancave for 9 years
>saw housing bubble grow
>listed the mancave for $100k hoping there were suckers out there who'd bite

>>49253332
here i fixed it

>>49257845
>>49253332
>>49249990
Thats a man.

>>49249960
All home sales are public record. The government already knows my floorplan just because of Zillow.

>>49249910
>toilet right beside bed
The smell of your shit will stick to EVERYTHING after a while also ew the molds. It will make everything damp after a warm shower and will never properly dry out. That room probably smells like shit. You're no better than the people that live in huts in Africa, in fact you're worst off cause you have to pay money to be there while in Africa, they build where they want to live.

>>49249910
Oh dear, you bought at the top..

>>49250013
Thats a home depot shed isn't it >>49250013

>>49253332
i would, love me shortstacks.

>>49249990
Imagine not doing it for Dale.

NGMI

>>49250013
> $300sqft
Jesus.

>>49250013
This looks like a school project kek

>>49253332
prime to undesirable in just one aspect ratio

>>49249910
Comfy af

>>49251613
With its own well. It's comfy.

>>49257547

Cause 2 bedroom homes suck and you will never get around to the addition

>>49250013
I would offer the going price of the land.
1. its literally a shed.
2. exposed wood maintenance is HIGH
-Stain
-termites
-water damage
3. is it even insulated? wood instead of drywall?

the only real improvement they done onto the land is dug a well. and desu, i wouldnt trust it.

offer them $10K

>>49255351
I live in Wisconsin