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And 70k is considered a good salary in this shit country anyway. No idea how others even get out of bed anymore, seeing this scam. Like you gotta work 30 years, not spend a single penny just to make what the average retard makes in a Crypto bullrun?
I am quitting my job and become a NEET.
Fuck this bullshit meme of having a job.

>> No.49241942

>>49241912
I worked in NYC, 250k. Tons of that gross figure went to federal, state and local taxes plus healthcare. They also deducted social security stuff in the US, which I will never see a dime on, as I am not American and only worked there 3 years.

Now back in Europe, making 300k, essentially the % of what the state takes for tax, healthcare, retirement etc. is about the same, may slightly more. But life is cheaper.

Sure, at 70k, you are just poor.

>> No.49241957

>>49241942

Based Swiss L5 SWE

>> No.49241967

I earn 45k with a good trades job and its a joke.
I can barely live let alone save something.
Germany is truly a meme anon.
I respect your decision and would do the same but the social stigma of being a Harz4 neet scares me somehow.

>> No.49241969

>>49241912
Should have won WWII instead of losing to a bunch of fucking kikes

>> No.49242009

>>49241942
>Now back in Europe, making 300k
Good for you man. But sadly not everyone is high IQ. That's the problem. Can't imagine you are in Germany though with such a salary.
I think I rather neck than work, seriously.
Fuck modern day wage slavery.

>> No.49242026

>>49241912
It also makes nearly no difference how much you earn here, unless it's above 100k. A 50k trade worker has nearly as much left over in the end as an 70k lawyer.There is mo point to do anything meaningful in this rotten husk of an country, get a stupid job to chill and put everything into crypto.

>> No.49242038

>>49241912

Don’t complain too much, I’m a Norf FC bong and earn the equivalent of €24000 a year…

>> No.49242047
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49242047

I make about 100K USD but pay only 5k in taxes in picrel.
However, I have forced savings of 30% by the government, my car costs 50k used, and my 2 bedroom condo is 800k.

>> No.49242054

>>49241912
You are not supposed to make money from your job, you make your money from working black. The job is just to get training, certifications and contacts.

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>>49241912
You WILL pay your taxes and be happy

>> No.49242178

>>49241912
i take home 1700 after tax each month.
I have a bachelors degree and 4 years of experience, might aswell stop working compeltely lol. As soon as I hit 7 figs with crypto I'm out of here. mid 6 figures right now despite the crash so I'm pretty comfy to make it next run 2024 or soemthing.

>> No.49242199

>>49242178
How did you fuck up that bad?

>> No.49242216

>>49241912
Cant do shit without debtmaxxing and letting inflation scrape away your debt as a poorfag

>> No.49242254

>>49242199
fell for the do what you love meme when I chose a degree. Still kind of funny I have more money than basically anyone I know afterall

>> No.49242257

>>49241912
I worked for 5 years and put in crypto every month and now I am free. Bitcoin is going to millions. It's the same in my country though the normal trajectory of people is wageslave for 50 years to just pay the mortgage

>> No.49242386

The real redpill is that you need to be self employed to have any chance to make it in this country, the earlier you know and take action the better

Inb4 muh risks, get back to the cage wagie

>> No.49242401

>>49241912

i ended up in this shit meme country too, 65k/yr(gross)

what does it take to get qualified for pensions? so after that i can leave to some other place

also, what other country should I relocate in EU if my gross salary is not going to be changed?
- not sure if they would be okay for me to move to 3rd-world-ish eastern-EU countries (like bulgaria) without adjusting my salary, so it has to be relatively okay country...

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>>49241912
Well you could just stop giving all your money away to "refugees". But you can't really stop because it makes you so hard when they rape your daughters, doesn't it?
There is no end to the german Untermenschentum. You are made to suffer for eternity, and rightfully so.

>> No.49242441

>>49242401
>what does it take to get qualified for pensions?
5 years of paying taxes, but it's only enough to give you roughly 300€ a month with your income.

>> No.49242443

>>49242257
how much do you need there to be comfy not working?

>> No.49242459

>>49242443
1k a month and a paid house, more if you want a car.

>> No.49242462

>>49242401
You pension is what you put in it throughout youre working years (tax), there is a large difference in pension for someone working 5 hours a week vs someone working 40 hours, thats why stay home mothers are fucked and have a right to parts of the fathers pension


What do you do for 65k? How old?

>> No.49242469

>>49241912
Exactly, "Deutschland" is a scam and you are better off not working. I respect you. This system is a scam and a crime on the people.

>> No.49242477

>>49242254
Holy shit even the lowest rank in the Bundeswehr gets more money than you for sitting on his ass all day without Hauptschulabschluss

>> No.49242505

>>49242477
yeah I'm aware. I'm in the cReAtIvE InDuStRy btw lmao

>> No.49242507

Im a kraut and made 120k euro last year but only because I work remote for a US company and we had a killer year (part of that money is revshare, so this year will probably be a bit less but should still be six figures hopefully)
i worked the same job for german boomer companies and they paid me slave wages essentially and I felt like I could never advance because there was a very strict hierarchy, seniority trumps everything even though I was making the company millions of dollars and outperforming seniors with 20+ years experience
bottom line is germany is just not a good place to make money or be ambitious. I hear from people here now they want to start working only 4 days a week because they value their free time and dont care that much about money. I think this will only increase over time, yuros are fine with shitty wages and basically just scraping by as long as theyh ave good work life balance. amerimutts are all workaholics but they also get paid well. the sweet spot for me is making a US salary but living in yuropoor country. I dont even pay social security and all that shit because Im self employed on paper. with 120k in the US I would feel poor desu but in Germany its pretty good money.

>> No.49242510

>>49242477
This, KEK. Don't forget Maurers. Those also get a good pay. Why did I sit in school all the time when I could have just put rocks on top of each other?

>> No.49242520

>>49242477
Lowest bundeswehr pay group gets 2k brutto, i dont see how that is more than 1,7k netto

coping bundeswehr cuck?

>> No.49242531

>>49242441

there is one problem though, im here for nearly 2 years but i had a 5 months period of unemployment while the german gov (AfA) was paying me money based on how much i earned (about 2/3 of my salary)
I assume this period doesnt qualify in the 5 years tax paying, but does it deduct from the years I were paying taxes? I worked so far about 15 months + 5month unemployment.

>>49242462
- very late 20s
- tech company design related, might wanna change field to front-end but i feel like thats as boring as being a construction worker but in front of a computer

>> No.49242551

>>49242520
He is to low iq to know the difference between brutto and netto.

>> No.49242555

>>49242459
how much capital?

>> No.49242580

>>49242531
It's 5 years of documented work time as far as I know, but you are pretty much fucked when you work in germany as an dev untill your mid 30s.Even Slovakia has a better reputation for devs and salaries are essentially the same now.

>> No.49242621

>>49242555
Depends on your state, house prices are the big factor.It's probably possible with 500k if you live in some eastern village, 2-3 million to get the same in an bigger city.

>> No.49242638

>>49242580
i work as a UX designer, no coding

>> No.49242646

>>49242520

Grundgehalt A 3, Erfahrungsstufe 1, Lohnsteuerklasse I = 2.328,82 €
-Lohnsteuer 302,41 €
Netto = 1.999,20 €

thank fuck the vaxx mandate gave me an easy out

>> No.49242672

>>49242646
Fuck forgot Kirchensteuer 27,21 €, so for an atheist it would even be over 2k

check bundeswehrkarriere punkt de bezuegebeispiele-mannschaften-data punkt pdf

>> No.49242677

>>49242507
Do you mind elaborating anon how you do it?
You are self employed and write bills to your American employer?

>> No.49242688

>>49242638
Freelance for an US company in your freetime or create furry porn on request.

>> No.49242771

>>49241912

Hello, Bernd, I've been thinking about quitting my job as well. The only things holding me back are uncertainty about the coming future, when welfare might not suffice to even get normal food and I don't want to go through all the pain in the ass with selling my apartment and other shit. Also, if you're unlucky, you might have to deal with annoying job center chicks, that will try to stick you in some courses or 1 euro jobs.

>> No.49242795

>>49242677
checked
Im registered to the finanzamt as a self employed worker, but I only have one client in the US. I dont write them invoices they pay me a stipend every month. so on paper im self employed but its really just like a salaried position. you cant do this with german clients because you would beconsidered a "scheinselbständiger". but since its an american company, the FA cant do shit. I had this all checked out with a tax lawyer as well who handles all my business.
the advantage is I dont have to pay rentenversicherung ,sozialversicherung all that bullshit. I dont even have a krankenversicherung. When I go to the doctor I pay everything cash. that alone has probably saved me over 30grand over the last couple of years. and the irony is you get a lot better service because you are treated like a privatversicherter now. its not even that expensive, in many cases you can get a cheaper treatment when you are a selbstzahler. I had to get my ears cleaned last year and paid like 30 bucks. I could skip the line, they gave me a separate waiting room and I was in and I even got an appointment the same day, when at first they said I would have to wait 3 months for an appointment. seriously call any doctor and say the magic words "Im a selbstzahler" and see how they fast track you and roll out the whole carpet. the whole kranken- and sozialversicherung scheme in germany is a total ponzi scheme in my opinion and unsustainable. theyre already talking about rente with 70 lol. I have never paid a dime into this system and invest it all in crypto and stocks myself. it is honestly a pretty good sytem and took me years to figure out and it was mostly by accident. most germans dont even believe I dont have a KV they cant understand theres loopholes like that.

>> No.49242835

>>49242795
kraut here, holy fucking based
I know because the Konzern I work at has tons of problems keeping their coding boomers in the company somehow since they never documented their systems and pension age is rapidly (lol) approaching.
One old lady was still employed here with 71 years of age. Then she died lol now nobody knows how the system works anymore.

>> No.49242846

>>49241912
Normies here consider 3k a month brutto outrageously rich lmao

>> No.49242876

>>49242795
In 10 years when your obesity is too much for your heart you'll come back. Thanks for leeching.

>> No.49242903

>>49242835
>Then she died lol now nobody knows how the system works anymore.
that sounds like german boomer companies alright lmao
I worked for many german companies and Ive seen some crazy shit. these are corporations making 8 figures a year and theyre run in the most incompetent ways possible. it honestly blows my mind how mismanaged some of these companies are. the difference between working for german and US companies at least in my industry is night and day. I would never work with german clients again desu, I was treated very badly, they constantly nickel and dimed me and its always process before performance. you could make a company millions of dollars but if you didnt do it the *correct* way they will still complain about it. maybe I just had bad luck but I dont like the german business style, its very authoritarian and hierarchical. theres all these old boomers whove been aroundf or decades and barely give a fuck anymore but they outrank you and so they get better projects, better pay, etc. In teh US its a lot more cutthroat and performance counts more in my experience.

>> No.49242957

>>49242903
precisely, my workplace makes 11 figures (finance/insurance) and they're the most mismanaged bunch of mostly old fucks who still love faxing I've ever seen. I'm just here for the money and that nearly got me fired because "you don't fit in" / "we don't know you" (lol covid)
They prolonged the contract now because one chick got pregnant (again - she was the chick that scored be the job by getting fucked in the first place), another one came back from motherhood and just quit, and another chick just quit because her job is bullshit.
I have a meme degree so I belong here, but holy fuck I hate boomers so much it's unreal.
Anyways I brought her up because the company couldn't have her work there officially anymore so they had to sub-contract her in their own IT-daughter company consecutively. Bet she made her kids some nice cash to inherit but if I think about working in that piece of shit boomer company until I'm 71 I get suicidal.

>> No.49242958

>>49242876
>In 10 years when your obesity is too much for your heart you'll come back
Im not sure what youre talking about. Im in pretty good shape I walk several miles every day and can do 15 clean pullups.
and if I want to join a KV again I have an "anwartschaft" it costs 120 euro a year. so any time I want I can get into a private KV for a reasonable rate.
>Thanks for leeching.
how exactly am I leeching when I have never received a single cent from the german goverment? I just dont want to pay tens of thousans a year so ahmed can stay at home and some fatty can get his insulin shots. why should I pay for all these gibts? I already pay a shitload in income tax and thats plenty enough in my opinion. if you want to complain about leeches maybe you should look at politicians who steal and mismanage billions of dollars every year. Im just a small guy trying to make the best out of this fucked up system I was born in.

>> No.49242996

>>49242957
Boomers run the German economy. We need a few more decades until they're all gone but I fear the well has been poisoned already. At least people won't be using fax by then I hope, but who am I kidding, they'll use that shit until the end of time.

>> No.49242998

>>49242638
>UX
I do gd including ux, how to get a good salary mane? Can't seem to build a solid portfolio since my agency has boring shit clients and everything looks unimpressive. Do I have to build fantasy projects on my own? Or are you not involved with the graphic side of things at all (UI I guess) and just work with numbers and flows?

>> No.49243044

>>49242996
they may run it, but outside pressure pretty much dictates you have to digitalize your shit.
the state wants us to replace our driver's licences from infinite to 5-year ones, they started with one out of 5 years (i.e. 61-65, only 61, then 66, 71 etc.) so 20% of current drivers would have to exchange.
I applied for my data in January, asked again in April - end of story. They can't handle the shit because some overpaid boomer has to manually do all millions of them.
It's a weird dichtonomy of somehow being recognized for being an economic powerhouse all over the world and at the same time failing practically everything we touch - how bad do the others have to be?

>> No.49243130

Coding monkey in Berlin
100k euro before taxes, 5k * 12 = 60k after per year. fml

>> No.49243155

>>49243044
That myth is mostly built around legacy and very pricy products coming out of Germany in my experience. The focus has been shifting more and more towards premium design, but 'under the hood' it's all chink shit because nobody builds basic components in Germany anymore. Our car industry carried the economy for a while, but our politicians and youth are very successful in eroding that away too. There probably won't be a complete collapse, but it's just going to be more decades of slow decline into irrelevancy.

>> No.49243165

>>49241912
If you're not a complete retard and have the skills then apply for any FAGMAN company.
I live in Munich and work for the G in FAG, pays about 185k base (in euro) and bonus around 25-30k

>> No.49243219

>>49242026
lawyers pay no income taxes, yet still take hundreds of euros for half an hour of taking bullshit without doing any actual work
not even joking, its all kiked to the max

>> No.49243250

>>49241912
Hey anon, soo I know german language quite well and in my country the neetbux are nonexistent.
How hard is it to immigrate and recieve them?

>> No.49243272
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>>49242477
> Be Maurer
> Wreck your back and health, basically dead at 60
> Come home fatigued and tired every fucking day

>>49242477
> Bundeswehr
> Has to lick boots all day
> Works with literal retards
> Gets sent to warzone and traumatized for life, maybe even murdered

Great suggestions faggots. Anon did everything right by pursuing what he likes and being 6 figures. After the economic crash is over he will own more than 90% of Germans if he does everything right

>>49241942
> 300k in Germany
Frankfurt or LARP
also
> thinking 300k is not poor
hahahahahaha come again when ur worth 2m+ nigger

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i consider picrel a crab day

>> No.49243302

>>49242998
Not him, but I'm also in UX
I think do fantasy projects... I've been hired fultime but being fully remote, being in a team who "develops" using PowerApps, and having all more complicated work outsourced means I'll have very little to show for this stint besides earnings.

I will be either be making my own app or doing fictitious projects...

>> No.49243304

>>49243285
oh and i pay 0 cap gains tax

>> No.49243339

>>49242998

you can go with fantasy projects, lot of people suggest that but my con to that is they often just surface level projects

also depends on which aspects you more interested, the surface level, agency type, fast paced, more UI-ish
vs
more deep, more structural stuff, ux concepts, behaviours, etc

i also had a tough start because the first 2 companies i worked at wasn't much into shiny stuff so i tried to focus on the depths of the projects, and force some UX-ish presentable shit, made a portfolio of more like case studies instead of shiny shit

some companies do appreciate this a lot, some hate it

make a super clean linkedin and enable to be found by recruiters

>> No.49243343

>>49242178
>>49242038
got a stem in pharmaceuticals, stacked shelves for tesco in norf fc. take pay was about £1300 a month maximum, usually more like £1100. worked for nhs. roughly the same. used to get in absolutely knackered everyday and high on painkillers.

i vil not jog for ze bleks or ((())) anymore, simple as. im reapproaching hobo type living and just roll with it until my saving nutsack pomps

>> No.49243411

>>49241912

I work for a boomer IG Metal company as a SE in Germany.

> 100% remote since covid
> work maybe 3-4 hours a day
> no responsibilities
> 85k/year, after taxes that is about 4k€/month (including Weihnachtsgeld etc.)

Was very comfy for a while, but drives you crazy/useless in the long term because old technologies (Java 6 still widely used, no web stuff whatsoever etc.) and useless processes made by boomers who never touched Software.

One recent example of useless processes:

> my department writes documentation for a whole month in english
> other department translates documentation into german
> a third department then translates german documentation into english again

I asked them why the fuck we are doing it this way. The answer was
> we cant change muh processes, ever

It's getting hillarious.

>> No.49243427

>>49243165
I dont want to imagine the tax cut on 185k, like 70k?

How much can you realistically set aside in munich

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>>49242026
This. I work as a Vegetable Farmer in rural germany. Most comfy job there is. I get 1.8k at the end of the month and i live like a king in my own house which i bought myself for 80k because nobody wants to move here, they rather wage slave away in the cities for a little bit more money LMAO. And i have 100k in crypto, well had now it's 30k but i don't really care.

>> No.49243461

>>49243435
Based rural bro, citycucks can rot in their cage

80k is prett cheap, is it east germany?

>> No.49243469

>>49243435
based farmer, what's your nearest city?

>> No.49243472

>>49243461
No it was in 2015 where everything was still cheaper. It's in rural hesse.

>> No.49243485

>>49243469
big city? Kassel (50km away) 2 small 20k cities about 8km away each, can get everything i need there

>> No.49243495

>>49243485
Sound good freundesmann good luck with your ventures :)

>> No.49243501

>>49243472
Anon im in rural hessen too, are you my neighbor? I know someone lurks around here because the LTE ip addresse was banned once kek

>> No.49243590

>>49243427
Yeah I have around 100k/year netto. You obviousbly get completely cucked in this country.

>> No.49243623

>>49243472
>>49243501
how come the rural hesse bros are coming out the woodwork now.
>LTE ip addresse was banned once kek
get off my alditalk dammit

>> No.49243629

>>49242846

How can this be true, if the reported average salary is around 4,5k brutto? Are they lying?

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>never finished school because got kicked out for bullying faggots in class
>never wagecucked
>never even gotten into an ausbildung
>collected Kindergeld (for myself kek) til I was 25
>put all my gibs into crypto
>couple years later flinging shitcoins made it
>its all taxfree
>even after that dump have more money than I would ever need

Life is good when you arent a wagecuck and luck out.

>> No.49243682

>>49243629
look up median and average. singles make 1400€ as the mittleres einkommen (probably netto). netto 3500€ places you in the top 10% of earners here. this is a shithole basically and everyone lives in denial.

>> No.49243690

>>49243653
how much did you made? I am on the same track.

>> No.49243694

>>49242047
your biggest problem is your government trying to monitor what you do 24/7. But people seem to love that shitty tracetogether thing

>> No.49243707

>>49243682
But anon! Because of the collective enslavement we can have Hartz 4 for ahmed and "Le epic free healthcare" where you are treated as fast as ware on a fließband and don't even get the best treatment for your illnesses!

>> No.49243754

>>49243472
>It's in rural hesse.
wtf bro I live in rural hesse and you cant find a house here below 500k and its gonna be a shitbox from the 1960s
then again Im 45 minutes from ffm so we have alot of yuppies moving here driving up real estate prices.

>> No.49243756

>>49243272
>hahahahahaha come again when ur worth 2m+ nigger
dude 300k a year is huge. not even the top 1% of most western countries make that on average. he can prob invest 100k+ a year

>> No.49243767

>>49243682

Can you give a source for those numbers pls?

>> No.49243785

>>49241912
well someone has to pay putin for his war and block support for ukraine
fuck germs

>> No.49243789

>>49243707
i've had it with this country. i died social death during corona, and all i have left are frens that think alike.
>not taking the vax
>not paying gibs
>not paying pensins
i think i'm ready to start over and i will avoid this gigantic grift called germany.

>> No.49243817

>>49243767
https://www.zeit.de/wirtschaft/2018-12/mittelschicht-einkommen-deutschland

>> No.49243819

>>49243756
300k salary is 135k for the tax jew, so 175k left, living in frankfurt cost you around 10k per month in this highclass paying jobs/ lifesytle. So 55k for savings left. still good, for a 500k savement you gonna need 10 years.

>made more money in 2021 bullrun lol

>> No.49243826

Krauts is it safe to buy jewelry on Bitdials with crypto? I know jewelers have to do an identity check when you're paying with mroe than 10k cash but does that also apply to crypto and will the government somehow get this information?

>> No.49243839

>>49242795
Appreciate it man. Thanks a lot.
Now I know what to do, if this scenario ever comes up

>> No.49243866

>>49243819
> muh hum i'm retarded

>> No.49243907

>>49242254
Yes why be happy when you make money to buy shit you don't need.
Then kys at 60.
Genius anon. You should write a self help book.

>> No.49243931

>>49243754
Im also 60min from ffm and its the same, but that anon bought it in 2015, friend of mine bought two perfectly good houses for 400k around the same time, cant wait for the housing dump

>> No.49243938

>>49243485
Bad Arolsen bro?

>> No.49243944

>>49243819
10k a month in ffm? Lmaooo

>> No.49243959

>>49243931
400k total of course

>> No.49243968

>>49243866
better retarded and rich as a wage slave. btw thx for buying my bags last year

>> No.49244011

>>49243907
you either adressed the wrong person or you're a retard anon idk

>> No.49244075

>>49241912
With 70k you have a pretty good life, yeah.

You have to consider the fact that free healthcare, stimulus for losing your job etc. are a huge benefit for your overall social security. In the American world this wage seems low but you don't have to pay $2000 for a hospital bill after getting an MRI scan or vice versa. It is a far more superior system than Americans would like to admit.

>> No.49244080

>>49243931
>in 2015, friend of mine bought two perfectly good houses for 400k around the same time, cant wait for the housing dump
I dont think we will see prices like that ever again. there might be a correction but the 500k houses now will go for 1mill+ in the not too distant future. there is just too much demand and theyre talking about not even building any more single family houses anymore. its crazy when you think about it
my grandparents were basically unskilled workers and hustled their way up to running a familienbildungsstätte (like a school that trains housewifes and shit)
they made enough money to rent a house and have a vacation home on sylt in all places
my father worked for the government and made enough money to buy a house in his 30s and now hes getting a very comfy pension
me, I got a useless degree, spent 10 years grinding it to build my little self employed business
I barely made any money up til 2019
and once I finally get a little break, they shut everything down over corona, we have 20% inflation and housing prices skyrocket
like its just hard to put in so much blood sweat and tears and then see them finally make things harder and harder for you. Im at a point where I seriously consider saying fuck it all, quit my job, move down to spain and work in a cannabis club. because I just had enough of working harder and harder, working all the angles, maximizing my income where I can... but then I still feel like at this rate I will never be able to afford a house. all while watching how bankers and politicans just keep fucking us over while the people keep voting and going along with all this insanity.

>> No.49244166

>>49241912
>become american
>fed earning tax, state tax, sales tax, car tax, house tax,
>no healthcare
>college is expensive
>buses aren't free
kys you third worlder american scum

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49244190

>>49243285
reported to the finanzamt

>> No.49244289

I make like 60k eur in Finland but job is full remote so much of time I am just traveling in SEA. Currently in the Philippines. Full remote just makes it so much more bearable and the money goes a long way here
Actually thinking of buying a home in some SEA country that offers investment residency

>> No.49244326

>>49244075
free healthcare is a scam, there's no reason it should take away 20% of your paycheck when you're young and healthy
French here, taxes are even worse than in Germany

>> No.49244767

>>49243250
depends on your skin color
you need to be be a color close to where war is right now, and you should know the language thats spoken there, also your fingerprints shouldn't be in an eu database
knowing german is kinda irrelevant, act like you dont speak it and you can get easy neetbux with less work (talking to jobcenter whores)
>throw away your passport of course
live here on neetbux is pretty bad tho, only thing worse is living here with an average paying job

>> No.49244807

>>49243501
someone uses my ip range to shitpost on /mlp/ and he gets banned every other week

>> No.49244989

>>49244080
>me, I got a useless degree, spent 10 years grinding it to build my little self employed business
>and once I finally get a little break, they shut everything down over corona, we have 20% inflation and housing prices skyrocket
Many such cases anon. The worst thing really is that it is so demoralizing to me. Like it's not that I do not want to work in general. But working and knowing you just get scammed and fucked over by the government while everyone around you shuts his eyes just fucking kills me. I feel like I am trapped together with a bunch of subhuman slaves who don't know shit.
Really, I've fucking had it. I just wanna lay all day long in bed and die at this point. Like even if you work, there is no fucking way out.
Only options are
1) scam people out of money
2 get lucky with Crypto
What a great society
I can not fucking take it anymore

>> No.49245022

>>49244080
>work in a cannabis club
What is a Cannabis club?
Been thinking about leaving to some EE shithole also or just fucking anywhere else, if I can find a remote job. Even if I would end up with the same amount of money there at the end of the month, the living costs would be cheaper and maybe the quality of life would be better. Because I've fucking had it with these retarded Germans.

>> No.49245056

>>49244989
It's up to all of us on figuring out how to stop going through this slave pile of shit every day. I am a wagecuck earning 48k Brutto, around 2500 Netto per month as a QA..can't even get a developer job.

>> No.49245103

>>49241912
Meanwhile cryptochads:
>hold btc for 1 year
>pay 0 tax and minimum amount on health insurance
Sometimes germany being retarded works in your favor

>> No.49245161

>>49245056
Did you study?

>> No.49245327

this is why it makes no sense to me why someone would go work for $200k in a congested coastal shitstain of a job working over 40 hours if you can get a $100k job in some MCOL city in the US, in the end you are just worse off because of how progressive the tax structure is

>> No.49245330

>>49241912
i "made" 117k last year and i only pulled in 6k a month, do the math on that one

>> No.49245372

>>49245327
100k jobs outside of the major market for your avg white collar gigs (depends obviously on your profession) really aren't that common for people who are mid-career. if you're some VP boomer then yeah sure

>> No.49245425

>>49245103
how much do you pay for health insurance per month?

>> No.49245435

expat in berlin here. the longer i live here the more i realise it's a complete scam society that is engineered to keep people down. you can NEVER get ahead here, and it's made to be that way. combine that with the shit weather, shit food, ugly cities, ugly women, miserable, unsufferable locals that are robots without any sense of humour and its a fucking shit country.
currently collecting my ALG I money for one year while i process my citizenship application. once that runs out and I have that passport in my hand im out this bitch ASAP.

>> No.49245467

>>49245435
Berlin is a shithole, worst of the worst

>> No.49245552

>>49245435
Lol your citizenship will get denied if you are on ALG I or other Sozialhilfe. I submitted my application in December 2021 and I’m still waiting for these faggots to process my application. Fucking Beamte with a Hauptschulabschluss earning more than guys with Bachelor degrees in the private sector and can’t manage to process some citizenship applications because they drink coffee all day and play solitaire. The only way to make in german is to work for the government and do jack shit all day.

>> No.49245573

>>49241942
>at 70k you are just poor
/biz/ more like Bizarro. At 70k you are well into middle/upper-middle class and already living a pretty comfy life. Sure it's not Lambos and Central Park penthouses but it's certainly not anywhere near poor.

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>>49243819
>>49243272
>>49241942
you're both absolute retards and never left the US
t. actual german

>> No.49245616

>>49245435
>expat
from?
>>49245552
where are you from

>> No.49245617
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49245617

Visited Germany in 2005 and 2019. The damage Merkel did is astounding.

>> No.49245651

>>49245617
now try comparing the 1980s with now

>> No.49245654

>>49245573
70k is not a lot of money anywhere in the US and it definitely isn't a lot of money is New York (I hope we're both talking about Manhattan here). I work in finance in Manhattan and barely make $150k a year (including bonus) and can't afford more than a broom closet studio. If I want to live in a place that has walls separating each room I need roommates.

>> No.49245675

>>49245372
every major metropolitan area has firms offering mid-career compensation at six figures, dummies on the coasts still call the cities "flyover"

>> No.49245688

>>49245654
No I meant in Europe. Here 70k gets you going pretty comfortably, and even in the US it's more than reasonable unless you live in a large urban center where the cost of living is insane (NYC, California, etc.).

>> No.49245692

>>49245654
This is also in a shitty neighborhoods like Murray Hill. If I want to live closer to work or just somewhere nice I'd realistically need to make $225-250k minimum for the shittiest apartment in the neighborhood.

>> No.49245717

>>49245616
Mexico. Doing my MBA with specialization in computer science and currently only earning 1k Netto as a working student. Once my citizenship application is processed and I get my MBA I am gonna leave this shithole for the US. And I am NOT paying my Bafög debt back.

>> No.49245718

>>49245688
I misread your post anon. My mistake.

>> No.49245735

>>49245654
>finance
just curious, whats that work like?

>> No.49245749

>>49245425
200 euro

>> No.49245759

>>49245617
Is that one of those anime meat things?

>> No.49245786

>>49245717
>And I am NOT paying my Bafög debt back.
Good luck. You will fail criminal background check then in the States and not get a job

>> No.49245805

>>49245022
>What is a Cannabis club?
in spain they have a thing called cannabis social club. its basically like a coffeeshop but for members only. I have some money and I would love to go down there, work an entry levle job in the cannabis industry and grow my own weed semi-legally. all things I cant do in Germany. I just came back from a holiday in the netherlands, and I still dont understand why I cant go to a coffeeshop here with my frens and have a joint like a civilized human being.
>>49245435
>it's a complete scam society that is engineered to keep people down
pretty much
now heres the kicker
its this way because people WANT it to be this way. most Germans are perfectly happy with the way things are run. they keep voting for this bullshit over and over.
>>49245573
>at 70k you are well into middle/upper-middle class and already living a pretty comfy life
you are doing alright by german standards
but by international standards you are pretty much piss poor
to put those 70k into persepctive
I recently talked to a business owner from texas who lives in yurop (she wants to gtfo too lol)
she said her son works for a startup in texas and is making $25,000 a month
I dont care what you do, there is no way you make that money as a salaried employee in germany. I dont know anyone who pulls down numbers like that, except people who own their own businesses
but its not just that americans make a lot more money
she told me her son wants to buy a house outside of san antonio for $200,000
so that means he works 8 months to afford a house
in germany if you make 70k and a house is 500k minimum, you would be working 7 years
8 months vs 7 years!
so yeah at 70k a year youre not exactly starving. but youre never really getting ahead either.
in america you could get a really high paying job, grind for 10 years, max out your tax sheltered 401 and shit like that (we have nothing comparable in germany) and you could retire after a decade
this is just not possible in germany

>> No.49245847

>>49241912
Well, that's what happens when you lose to jews. Welcome to my world, they haven't stopped attacking our nation and making white people feel like outcasts in there own homes.

>> No.49245881

>>49245161
Masters in Aerospace. 4 years tech support, 2 years and 6 months exp in an airline, 6 months as a QA now. FML.

>> No.49245918

>>49245847
/thread
leech the system, get your money off their radar and take all form of social welfare you can get

>> No.49246126

>>49245435
Agreed. Europe is tax hell. Normies are too dumb to realise only lower and middle class gets their income through a salary. The system makes it hard to get rich. My salary increased 2000 before tax but my netto salary only 1000. (Belgium)

The thing is that I like my city and region. And I have lots of friends and family here. So I find it hard to move.
My best bet is to get a FAANG job. Even if a FAANG salary gets cut in two it would be much higher than my peers, would allow me a luxurious life.

>> No.49246174

>>49245552
>>49245435

why is citizenship so important?
im expat in an other german city, from an other EU member country, do i need citizenship? i live here for almost two years now

>> No.49246225

>>49245805
doubt you can save more than 20k a year with a 70k brutto job
half for income tax, then "free" healthcare thats just a giant grift, then about 1.5k a month for survival

>> No.49246255

>>49246174
german passport gets visas with relative ease

>> No.49246303

>>49246174
>im expat in an other german city, from an other EU member country, do i need citizenship? i live here for almost two years now
no you dont need it, when you from eastern europe it could make sense for visas
if you dont plan to go into a land where german passport is better than whatever dont have why would you ever want german citizenship?

>> No.49246420

>>49241912
Don't forget they also tax you on everything you spend and tax your savings interest and tax your investment earnings, then every shop where you spend your money pays more taxes with the money you earn and paid tax on already, they pay more tax on their earnings and business rates and employee wages. Then those employees pay tax on everything they spend.
Just how much money are the governments getting? What are they spending it on?

>> No.49246505

>>49246420
over 50% goes in welfare, or replacement, a passiv genocide

>> No.49246530

>>49246420
did you already learn about arbeitgeber and arbeitnehmeranteil?
in germany the brutto wages is not what the employer pays
its so braindead retarded
real tax rate in germany when accounting for all the "not taxes but social payments" stuff has to be over 60%, closer to 70%

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49246599

>>49242477
>Bundeswehr
>Hauptschulabschluss
>these are real words

goddamn these words are so funny, literally thought you were just typing random shit to try to create funny German-sounding words

>> No.49246606

>>49246530
Just because he pays half of your socials doesnt mean he would pay you the same without them, probably some taxcuts involved so its not a 100% loss for him

>> No.49246660

>>49241912
It's like you guys have never been abroad. Most of Europe is either a dictatorship or horribly corrupt, atleast there are rules here in Deutschland and a working justice system. Yeah good luck in America as a fucking Kartoffel, kek.
Also why the fuck do you expect to get any more money as Angesteller, when you are not exposed to any risks of business? You are supposed to gründen and own your own business. It costs 1€ to create a limited liability company (UG) here and you can start billing Boomers for overpriced tech a week after.

t. 300k a year doing "digitalization" and some web dev for boomer companies

>> No.49246742

>>49246660
This, you can live a cozy life as an employee but you will never make it, for that you need to be self employed/founder

>> No.49246750

>>49246660
You sound like you know what you're talking about, but I'm willing to bet the paperwork and legal work that goes into creating a company over there (even a LLC) is probably daunting and complex as fuck compared to here in the States.

I lived in Europe for a couple of years and it's the absolute epicenter of bureaucratic nonsense. Europe still has a serf/landowner mentality.

>> No.49246852

>>49242795
Can you give me some advice on how to do this or something to read on this? I'm a german software developer and this sounds too good

>> No.49246863

>>49243694
tracetogether is no longer required here.
same for vaccine mandates.

>> No.49246895

>>49246750
We dont have llc's, the mentioned UG is similiar i guess, depending on the type it is not difficult at all and only takes half an hour at your local city office, some more complex types need a notar though

The "complex" thing i guess is the tax shit after creating, i think you need to report your shit every month

>> No.49246917

>>49246606
>Just because he pays half of your socials doesnt mean he would pay you the same without them
whatever employer pays is <= what he is ready to pay for your work under the current economic conditions, if the arbeitgeberanteil was not there at the very least the top wage he is ready to pay you would rise by that amount
>probably some taxcuts involved so its not a 100% loss for him
tax cuts on extra taxes are still extra taxes, it just makes everything less transparent and complicated
and its made to be intransparent by design, because this way most idiots dont notice they are taxed for more than half of their work

>> No.49246918

>>49246750
Costs around 400-500€ in total to gründen an UG/LLC (Steuerberater, Notar, Handelsregister, Geschäftskonto). It takes months for the them to actually register it in the Handelsregister, because Boomers, but you can start billing before so you don't have to wait (UG in Gründung). Accounting you can either do yourself or pay a Steuerberater (Boomer), mine costs around 120€ per month.

It's still a hassle because Boomers, but manageable and worth it. With a company like this you are not personal liable at all, so pretty much an insurance against everything.

As soon as cannabis is legalized, my goal is to scale up and do web dev and marketing for new weed companies in Germany. I reckon I can pull 7 figs easily with how big this is gonna get, just copying basically American sites and backend. Marketing/SEO for sites like these should be a goldmine aswell.

Fuck I hope they legalize this shit soon, it's gonna be a goldrush.

>> No.49247007

>>49246918
Whats the difference of cannabis to traditional e commerce shops? Technical wise

>> No.49247139

>>49246895
>i think you need to report your shit every month
its worse
you have to pay taxes at the start of the year on what the government says you will earn
if you make less you get it back, but its dead capital for a year
they really want to keep people in the wagecage
>>49246750
gmbh is our version of limited liablity company
you have to pay a kike a thousand bucks and need to put 25k or so into a dead capital account to pay out possible claims against your company, your private capital is safe from claims tho
the real shit starts when you have lots of capital and open up a capital management gmbh, you pay no capital gains on any investments thats owned by your gmbh, but you have to pay taxes to convert it into private capital
however, at that point your investments are compounding like crazy of course
>yes, if you have 7 digits in germany you dont pay capital gains
germany is really just a fucking labour camp grift
just a giant fucking scam

>> No.49247176

>>49246918
>As soon as cannabis is legalized, my goal is to scale up and do web dev and marketing for new weed companies in Germany. I reckon I can pull 7 figs easily with how big this is gonna get, just copying basically American sites and backend. Marketing/SEO for sites like these should be a goldmine aswell.
smart
idd love to get into the legal grow game and produce high end craft cannabis. the market here is so fucked up most people have never even seen real top shelf weed. but im afraid the market will get regulated to death and there will be no Chance for small operators to survive while big corporations consolidate the industry. sorta like whats happening in california right now. now doing marketing for weed companies sounds like a good way to get a piece of the action while avoiding all the legal bs.

>> No.49247217

>>49247007
its not legal yet, so the sites aint there yet

>> No.49247339

>>49247217
Yeah, what i meant is what is different to traditional e commerce that people cant just use existing shop software for cannabis, lots of stuff even available even for free

If one would know which regulations need to be fulfilled and have them already ready that would be big head start in capitilizing the market i imagine

>> No.49247405

>>49241912
Funny how a teen flip NFT and earn10x what you earn 10 years combined, if you dont know about NFT
>Just Buy tokens with utility like UTK, GLMR, ETH or even ALBT, dont trade just Hold

>> No.49247445

>>49247339
i dunno about the marketing sites in the us but we dont even know yet how they make it legal
if it was really legal it would just be as cigarettes or alcohol
but they could also be gigantic faggots and do it more like online apothecarys, in that case anon would have to study all the legalese bullshit when they wrote it out

>> No.49247506

>>49247405
I have been Holding UTK since 2020, its still my biggest bag and its migrating to Elrond, so I bought EGLD too

>> No.49247511

>>49247445
You can be certain they will be faggots about it kek

>> No.49247576

>>49247511
the max faggot weed legalization would be to only legalize extracts, and than pansh them with chemicals

>> No.49247598

*then

>> No.49247696

>>49241912
I'm an Americhad expat living in and working in Germany so I consider myself an expert on this topic. Germany has the benefit of 30+ vacation days, extremely cheap rent relative to other first world nations, and second-world tier living costs. Plus you can easily get 'sick' and get a doctor's note for a week off work pretty much whenever you want. Also some other shit not worth getting int. With all this I make roughly 20k euros less in Germany than I did State side, but I put roughly 700 more euros in the bank at the end of the month compared to when I was in America after all insurances and shit were paid. That being said the people here are absolute trash, so I wouldn't particularly recommend it unless you're antisocial like me and avoid them.

>> No.49247766

heres how i picture legal weed in germany
>only sold in pharmacies
>you have to get a beratungsgespraech before you buy (some retard who never smoked reads out bullet points of risks from a list)
>thc capped at 20%
>only certified strains are allowed for sale
>fruity/candy strains banned because jugendschutz
>no hash no concentrates allowed
>weed has to be pharmaceutical grade aka blasted with xrays which kills off terpenes
>state controlled supply aka total mismanagement, undersupply, high prices and most folks will just keep buying off the black market
>homegrow not allowed
>you can still lose your drivers license for smoking a joint two days before you drive

>> No.49247822

>>49246863
That's good. But the government can just bring it back whenever they feel like it.
And people don't give a shit from what I've seen.
https://www.channelnewsasia.com/singapore/singapore-will-reactivate-tracetogether-and-safeentry-if-situation-requires-ong-ye-kung-2672756

>> No.49247881

>>49241912
Hey the govt has to pay to import your replacements and govt them shit for free that you are expected to pay for yourself.

>> No.49247939

>>49247696
Germans aren't individually very exceptional but if you get a Hitler to whip them into shape collectively you can get some interesting results as we saw from 33 to the ~80s.
Unfortunately as with all Western ZOGs it's just an all out campaign of damaging the population mentally and physically as much as they can.

>> No.49247949

>>49247696
>That being said the people here are absolute trash,
can you elaborate?

>> No.49248101

>>49247766
>fruity/candy strains banned because jugendschutz
top fucking kek, but i see it
>no hash no concentrates allowed
dont see them banning concentrates, rather see them banning herb because of all the "impurities" while they sell you mystery juice
also far easier to high grade concentrate (can be made from shit weed) than high grade buds
>blasted with xrays which kills off terpenes
they really do this?
ffs
>state controlled supply aka total mismanagement, undersupply, high prices and most folks will just keep buying off the black market
>homegrow not allowed
>you can still lose your drivers license for smoking a joint two days before you drive
yes, but oversupply, high prices anyways, lots of the weed goes bad in storage and thus the prices rise further

>> No.49248153

LOL. I can't believe the TOP product in this WORLD! So-called SparkWorld.

>Solves the whitelisting and randomized minting problem for NFT drops
>Staking and prediction profit
>Full Transparency
>Doxxed Team

>> No.49248190

>>49241912
nerzi

>> No.49248204

>>49242047
forced savings?
that sounds like a scam just by concept alone.
government has no business dictating and controlling peoples personal finances like that.

>> No.49248218

>>49248101
>they really do this?
they sure do
https://krautinvest.de/amradv-bei-radioaktiv-bestrahltem-medizinalcannabis-geht-es-um-millionen/

>> No.49248232

>>49241912
Not everyone in crypto makes that kind of buck man. Blame capitalism, everyone has an interest to fuck you over for their own gain. And nobody wants to work, don’t forget to put that into equation. Me, I’m gonna start working as a full-time Honeyland player soon. It might just give me a fighting chance

>> No.49248239

>>49245552
nah i got it all worked out by my lawyer and im unemployed for reasons beyond my control
>>49245467
crazy thing is, it's better than most other german cities. they are worse because they are more german
>>49245616
USA
>>49245805
its seriously locked in. like why everything is still by post? The Arbeitsamt got all "digital" over the years but i still have to communicate everything over post
>>49246126
yep, its completely fucked up and rich people just stay in their slot, poor people ahve no chance to get ahead. but people here dont seem to care. they just want their comfortable salary so they can go to mallorca once a year and afford their beers on the weekend and live in their studio apartment that they rent. they have no desire to go beyond this. those of us that do are trapped into this shit system.
honestly bros where is there left to go? the whole world is fucked unless you want to move to Dubai, and fuck that shit
>>49246174
I'm not european, otherwise i wouldnt give a fuck. it grants us non-schengen people the ability to live and travel anywhere in europe for life, it's a pretty good trade off considering I already satisfya the requirements
>>49247949
robots, with no critical faculties, who bitch and will get in your business constantly if you are too loud, if you walk too loud on your floor, if you are mowing your lawn on the wrong day, if you take your trash out too late etc etc etc. they have no sense of humour and they are retards.
that said, some of the coolest people i have ever met in my life are german, but they are definite exceptions to the average here, which is unbearable

>> No.49248537

>>49245435
>shit food
German food is the best of the world tho, not my fault you probably eat only foreign shit like döner, asian shit, pizza and so on.
Real german food (and no i dont means meme sausages with that) is unmatched

>> No.49248551

>>49241912
Good germanbro, dont give the BRD occupation regime anything

>> No.49248569

>>49248537
>Real german food
what schnitzel with sauerkraut?
we have the best bread in the world and pretty good white wine, thats about it

>> No.49248622

>>49248239
>berlin
>lots of germans
Kek, the ones staying there are the worst, liberal trash and commies just like hamburg

>> No.49248652

>>49248569
We got the best sausages too, i doubt any country has that many variaties of sausages, same with bread

>> No.49248663

It's a scam, but all the other countries are worse.
I can't help you.

>> No.49248662

>>49248537
>German food is the best of the world tho

Lmao are you fucking retarded? German food is complete dogshit. That’s why German restaurants in the rest of the world are non-existent. Ever heard anyone say “hey let’s go eat something at the german”? It’s either Italian, Asian, French, Mexican, Greek, or heck even fucking Ethiopian. You never hear anyone wanna go eat german food. Not even germans like german food.

>> No.49248676

>>49241912
The price you pay for living in a civilized country.

>> No.49248753

>>49247696
not him but i'm expat here and people are shit, tough to get into friendships, people are judgemental, some cities are better than others, maybe cologne (city) is the best you can find

>> No.49248776

>>49248569
My favorite is RIndsrouladen.
Very good is:
Gulasch, Jägerschnitzel, Braten from basically any animal, Weißwurst
So far i dont know any non german food which is better then anything i just listed.
Also the sweets things like Schmalzgebackens, Kaiserschmarrn and soo onn

>> No.49248800

>>49248725
bro half of those foods you listed arent even from germany originally

>> No.49248849

>>49248662
see
>>49248776

>>49248662
>world
CLOWNWORLD
Indian shit is seen as great of course it disregards german food
>>49248662
>Not even germans like german food
Only the citifaggots, on the country most people eat german food 5 days a week at least

>> No.49248862

>>49248800
Austria is basically german, only Gulasch comes from hungary.
Still unique in germany the way its made

>> No.49248938

>>49245573
>At 70k you are well into middle/upper-middle class
That's because you are comparing yourself to the mean including worthless roasties and nigs. If you compare to just the average asian or indian, you are making less than them.

>> No.49248955

>>49248569
german food can be really decent, very meat based
green/brown kale is based af, you cook it in a pot with sausage and lots of different meats
>>49248662
germans dont seem to emigrate to become chefs

>> No.49248974

>>49248776
Yes, Rindrouladen or good Sauerbraten, and I like Spargel, Bärlauch, some good Salzfleisch and filled Potatoes

>> No.49248977

>>49248849
>on the country most people eat german food 5 days a week at least

Nobody cares what some dumbfaggots with a Hauptschulabschluss in the country eat. These faggots haven’t left their village in their entire lifetime let alone left their state or the country. They couldn’t pinpoint germany on map if their life depended on it let alone some foreign shithole. No wonder everyone in the country side are Alcoholic Hartzers with their weekly Traktorparadies that have to drink themselves to sleep every night to forget how shitty their life is and how they are completely useless in this society.

>> No.49249014

>>49248977
cope more pls

>> No.49249035

>>49245805
> but by international standards you are pretty much piss poor

nigga are you retarded? You're approx. in the top 10% world wide wage wise, living in a country with an exceptionally good standard of living compared to the rest of the world.

>I recently talked to a business owner from texas who lives in yurop
>texas
I'd rather kill myself

>> No.49249046

>>49248977
>comes from mexico
Hey you faggot Ausländer nigger wetback fat fuck
I dont care what you think about germans but you are free to fuck oFf we are ful.
Eat your retarded beans with toxic shit and grains and die with 50 years

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49249060

>>49243938
n-no

>> No.49249073

>>49248977
german countryside has small plots and thanks to overregulation these people cant really self employ themself like they would in other countries
but cool how you hate on people for being poor and depressed

>> No.49249084

>>49248977
Also rich from a dirty foreigner doing likely some completely useless shit and beeing a drain on germany to call people producing food for you as useless, oh how i hate parasite

>> No.49249114

>>49248537
>German food is the best of the world tho
are you some larping american that has never set foot in this country?
if not you are clinically insane, just go to literally any of your neighbouring countries (france, austria, poland) not to mention italy for fucks sakes. you are jus tproving my point that germans are retards. your fucking bockwurst and leberkase cant compete heiko

>> No.49249133

>>49249046
its called beaner anon
and the beaner has never once ate real german food, because decent german restaurants are rare even in germany and the beaner cant cook

>> No.49249155

>>49248652
poland has better sausages
>>49248776
these things are good, i loev weißwurst, but its still all very basic bitch and gulasch isnt even german

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>>49249014
Yea I’m the one coping here kek. Germans have a massive alcoholism problem, I wonder who hurt you faggots.

>> No.49249210

>>49249133
True all

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49249247

>>49249046
>>49249073
>>49249084

Don’t worry I will piss off once my citizenship gets processed. Thanks for paying for my free CS master degree and the free Bafög money you ain’t getting back ihr Opfer.

>> No.49249265

>>49249247
incredibly based

>> No.49249266

>>49249247
based

>> No.49249292

>>49249247
im not even mad desu. I would do the same and then live it up in mexico with the sexy senoritas. german women are the worst holy shit.

>> No.49249305

>>49249247
Based as i explained her>>49248551

>> No.49249321

>>49249189
Yep, you are coping, big time.
>>49249247
But thanks for leeching on this system

>> No.49249344

>>49248622
i literally said the opposite you dumbass, that berlin is better cause there are less germans in it

>> No.49249362

>>49241912
Yeah absolutely, germany is the biggest socialist scamhole on the face of earth. Born there, moved to virgin islands a year ago. No idea how people do not revolt when paying 42% tax +19% sales tax + payments for ahmads 42 räubers social security/HarzIV installments.
The country needs to be flattened and rebuilt without all the Ämters and dumb politicians

>> No.49249363

>>49249321
dont forget to pay for me too hans, my arbeitslosengeld has to come from somewhere

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>>49249292
>german women are the worst holy shit.

True they are absolute bottom tier. The only thing going for them are their pretty faces and hot bodies. They are dumb as rocks and not even in a cute way. But nevertheless enjoyed fucking these Anne-Marie’s and Julia’s in my marketing modules.

>> No.49249376

>>49249363
fucking yes, mine too

>> No.49249381

>>49249247
No degree in the world will change the fact you're mexican and your home country is an aids ridden crime hotspot ruled by narco niggers, good bye Jose

>>49249266
>>49249305
>>49249265
> danke lieber Ausländer dass du jahrelang vom beschissenen System gesaugt hast based brudi
> eltern und großeltern haben ihr leben lang in dieses system eingezahlt
Warum sind Deutsche solche behinderten Cucks?

>> No.49249415

>>49249381
>Warum sind Deutsche solche behinderten Cucks?

It’s in their genes Anon. They are natural born cucks. They are submissive and bent over when told to. It’s their nature.

>> No.49249429

>>49249373
>pretty faces
they literally look like men
>hot bodies
they are usually fat or manly
Do you other anons see what im talking about? they dont even understand the hell they are living in

>> No.49249428

>>49242047
Forced saving sounds incredibly based, at least you can use your own money at old age then instead of donating it to niggers and hoping that gen-LGBTQers will pay for your pension in 60 years with their gender diversity nigger worshipper job (they will not)

>> No.49249434

>>49249381
>eltern und großeltern haben ihr leben lang in dieses system eingezahlt
das ist der bedauernswerte punkt an der ganzen sache
aber das geld gehört jetzt der regierung, besser sie bezahlt anon nen abschluss als was sie sonst damit machen würden um das leben hier noch beschissener zu machen
verglichen mit der korruption sind ausländische studenten ernsthaft scheiß egal

>> No.49249437

>>49249381
Well, this system is doing a genocide on us and eighter succeeds or it collapses. No other option. Yes parents are paying in but the play is to hope for a collapse and not hope it can survife.
>>49249373
>But nevertheless enjoyed fucking these Anne-Marie’s and Julia’s in my marketing modules.
Nice larp.

>> No.49249458

>>49242386
This

>> No.49249466

>>49249429
where do you live anon?
the girls dont look bad
>>49249437
exactly

>> No.49249501

>>49249466
berlin. lots of hot girls here but they are generally the non german ones.

>> No.49249505

>>49244326
I rather have it take away 20% of my paycheck than 1000% as one time payment .

>> No.49249517

>>49242437
This and it makes me incredibly happy to see german „muh ampelkoalition good i only vote green and red“ idiots bleed from the aftermath of their delusional political decisions. Glad to have moved from that burning hellhole to the virgin islands when i made it in crypto in 2017.

If you go selbstständig do it through an offshore company in a tax haven like malta or cyprus (if you need to do EU business) or completely offshore if you just use the LLC to manage your own funds.

>> No.49249532

>>49249466
>where do you live anon?
>the girls dont look bad

Kek it’s kinda pathetic trying to make your own women ugly because a foreigner fucked them so you feel less bad because they were “ugly” anyways in your mind.

>> No.49249555

>>49243435
Sir how can a brown man do this?

>> No.49249567

>>49249532
>implying mexican (or generally latin america) woman are not extreme whores to foreigners

>> No.49249605

>>49249437
>>49249434
2022 erhalten selbst Ukrainer mehr vom deutschen Steuergeld als Deutsche kek

>>49249532
No offense but since you're a spic majoring in CS you DID fuck the ugly ones

>> No.49249638

>>49242903
This.
Before i made it i did some IT-consulting for pretty much all of the big banks in germany. Most run their financial customer accounts on software that is unironically 30 years old and that nobody really knows how it works anymore. Its legit disgusting. Some shit is still coded in cobol and the source code documentation is unironically written on paper with a fucking typewriter.

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>>49249567
Women are whores in general. That’s what you Michels need to understand. No wonder every second German guy is married to some random slut with children from some other guy. Can’t blame you tho because all of you were raised by single mothers and had 3-4 Stiefväter in your childhood.

>> No.49249663

>>49249381
>> eltern und großeltern haben ihr leben lang in dieses system eingezahlt
>Warum sind Deutsche solche behinderten Cucks?
Holy shit you are projecting so hard. The social security system is failing for demographic reasons and there is no turning back. Anyone who thinks this ponzi scheme is in any way salvageable or redeemable is absolutely deluded. It's officially over and even mainstream media is noticing nowm 20 years late.

>> No.49249708

>>49249605
>No offense but since you're a spic majoring in CS you DID fuck the ugly ones

I said the sluts from the marketing module retard. BWL has a way better women to men ratio. My MBA is in CS. Learn to read Kevin.

>> No.49249714

>>49243272
>Frankfurt or LARP
Checked, frankfurt based. I‘d miss living there if it wasnt overrun by niggers and gypsies

>> No.49249772

>>49243819
> he is from frankfurt and koksbanker
Based, greet your colleagues, they probably know me

>> No.49249786

>>49243944
> He doesnt know

>> No.49249788

>>49249708
I know how to read but you're still a spic majoring in CS so you did not fuck Anne-Marie nor BWL Lisa since they wouldn't touch you with a stick if you're not German/Turk and make enough bank to sustain their braindead lifestyle. Would have believed your larp if you talked about fucking Psychology Laras

>>49249663
> Bevölkerung will nicht ficken um Kinder zu zeugen
> Generationenvertrag fällt aus
Die meisten Deutschen sind Cucks und deine Aussage bestätigt das nur. Ich projeziere nur meine Verzweiflung in diesen Thread

>> No.49249837

>>49249788
>Anne-Marie nor BWL Lisa since they wouldn't touch you with a stick if you're not German/Turk and make enough bank to sustain their braindead lifestyle.
>Psychology Laras
why does this even work
it does
but HOW?

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49249878

these stupid albino nigger cucks have the strongest economy in the continent and still feel like they have the right to complain
surreal thread

>> No.49249932

>>49249837
Because women trying to get into highly competitive male dominated finance branches are usually:
> without personality
> rich anyways
> shallow
> good looking and fishing for beta providers in their BWL classes wich are filled with wealthy Maximilians
> mid-range IQ

There you go bud

>> No.49249971

>>49249788
> Generationenvertrag fällt aus
Kann mich nicht erinnern jemals so einen Vertrag unterschrieben zu haben. Wenn wir nicht ständig Geld für die "Gemeinschaft" abpressen würden, wären die Leute in diesem Land vielleicht sogar besser aufeinander zu sprechen. Aber jetzt zerfressen wir uns vor Neid, weil Deutsche noch immer so autoritäts- und staatshörig sind. Kleine Preußen eben.

>Psychology Laras
>BWL Lisa
Kek, i know two girls with exactly these names and studiengänge.

>> No.49250043

>>49249878
the economy is not the population
the soviets build some damn well canals
>>49249932
yea bwl courses are full of human scum, i guess even more so in germany
however how are so many of them called lisa and why is lara in psychology?
i can also tell just from the names that lisa is extroverted while lara is more of an introvert

>> No.49250064

>>49250043
oh shut up retard
>waahh waahh i only make 80k/year waah waahh

>> No.49250078

>>49249878
the median german is as poor as a romanian for fucks sake, and that while everything here is way more expensive

>> No.49250119

>>49250078
What the fuck do Germans do with their money?
Cost of living is not that high, have they just been letting their money rot away?

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>49250064
>waahh waahh i only make 80k/year waah waahh
that'll be 50k/year in taxes and social security
and dont forget to pay the 200 bucks for the tv license

>> No.49250178

>>49242520
I was there for 4 years. Starting salary is basically around 1900 net. Its insane money when you consider the job is basically to do nothing all day. The alcoholics and east german losers make it really bad though, and the doing nothing part fucks you up, its tortorous to waste your time and live in these shithole barracks

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>>49250119
they brought cars while renting
brand new cars
luxury cars
>they are still renting

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49250213

Absolute STATE of germanistan. Don’t be surprised if your sons get bullied by shitskins and your daughters fucked by them when you raise your children to be cucks like pic related. I have never seen such a cucked nation holy kek.

>> No.49250312

>>49250189
>hacker
> uses windows
NGMI

>> No.49250314

>>49241912
but who will finance the boomers pensions, their medical bills, the gibs for refugees and the holocaust survivors anon? (You)

>> No.49250345

>>49250314
The ECB and their QE

>> No.49250417

>>49241912
You dont know true suffering until you are experience the vibrancy of Dutch income taxes. Im close to 38% on a 61k salary.

>> No.49250436

>>49245617
expand please

>> No.49250478

>>49245786
lol. lmao. neger. as if they give a fuck. beaners and other sorts of browns get in for free anyway.

>> No.49250529

>>49245759
its called haxe, its lower leg of the pig
very juicy fatty cut off meat
you eat it with the crust (its the pigs skin)
its bajuvarian kitchen but you can find a restaurant to serve it all over germany
one of the few dishes that can be surprisingly good in a canteen

>> No.49250595

>>49246599
Try Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitänskajütentür

>> No.49250623

>>49241912
55k gross 30k take home ayooooo.

>> No.49250866

germany has the wages and taxes it does for two reasons mostly:
- the cheap cost of labour is virtually the only reason why the country is geopolitically relevant. first world industries combined with low wages result in industries and workers from all over europe accumulating in germany. the EU coincidentally helps with keeping wages down in other countries in the EU, for which germany contributes more than others to the EU in return (unfortunately, still likely not enough).
- very conservative accounting means most state spending is funded from taxes, where countries like the US would just go through a boom-and-bust cycle instead and tax everyone through inflation, or dilute the printing with a recession. germany's position in the world unfortunately makes this aspect necessary, since germany does not have the same tools available as the US for their currency and carries the rest of europe on its back.

i'd also argue that the US situation comes at the expense of the well-being of other countries outside of the US. for instance, boom-and-bust cycles are really bad for developing countries, US cultural exports (that help with consumption of US goods) make every other place worse and you better hope you're never at the wrong end of a US interest that it wants to enforce with its military.

>> No.49251059

>>49241957
yeah, switzerland isn't like the rest europe
low taxes and 3x times the salary that other european countries

>> No.49251337

>>49249971
> Kek, i know two girls with exactly these names and studiengänge.
>>49250043
> however how are so many of them called lisa and why is lara in psychology?

Seems like some kind of universal law of thottery to me. Black female magic or some shit. I generally get the impression that there's more female than male students today but maybe it's just the impression you get because narcissism is at an ATH and especially women are getting brainfucked early on and try their best to grab as much attention as they can

>> No.49251394

>>49250866
Based and true to the last sentence

>> No.49251541

>>49245467
Berlin is a shithole but it is a surprisingly good place to just be left alone

>> No.49251605

I honestly can't fuck German women. I've lived here for 26 years now and haven't had sex with a single German girl. I fucked French girls, Austrians, even a Syrian girl, but German women are insufferable. By the time they open their mouths (if they are not fucking hideous to begin with) all attraction will be gone.

>> No.49251612

>>49251337
>I generally get the impression that there's more female than male students today
t. non-stem student
and in cs you prolly got more women(male) than women
but overall your right i think
education favors females and female qualities like repetition and docility

>> No.49251736

Consider this. I am an older neet. I worked hard built up large foreign property portfolios and physical asset inventories and well funded private pensions and paid off my mortgage and now sit and receive social security because I have everything I want. I can even keep ten thousand in crypto as savings. Be smart. Work hard for 20 years and get what you can, don't keep it in a bank balance and then sit on your ass. Don;t get in debt or you will get trapped...that's how they get most slaves.

>> No.49251746

>>49251605
This is true, unfortunately. Even us germans realize that german women look like potatoes or butterfaces, while they still act like they're hot shit.
I'm fucking ukrainian refugee women exclusively

>> No.49251778

>>49251746
>I'm fucking ukrainian refugee women exclusively
You could at least send some weapons to kill Russians then. Typical fucking kraut

>> No.49251806

>>49242638
if you speak german or french I'd gtfo to switzerland

>> No.49251858

>>49251778
do you really think krauts or the kraut military still have weapons left? everything that could be sent has already been sent to ukraine. germany's military is in a pathetic state.

>> No.49252195

>>49251605
>I honestly can't fuck German women.
same
the last german chick I banged aws 10-15 years ago
blonde, big tits, probably exactly what people fantasize about
I coudlnt get my dick hard
it was like trying to push a rope
Ive literally never had that with any other broad
Ive banged chicks from africa, morocco, slovakia, thailand, china and probably more I forget and never had any issues getting my dick hard
but the german braod just killed any fucking vibe, it was like trying to negotiate a business contract when I tried to get her to suck my dick to get started
it was horriible
my first gf was also german and, while the sex was great, was a complete nutcase
so thats 2/2 that were just horrible experiences not the biggest sample size I know but Im dona with german women, even if theyre hot theres something about their robotic demeanour that instantly kills my attraction

>> No.49252198

>>49242507
How do you not pay social security?
Isn't it mandatory?
I don't know what to do as I just left my work and don't know how this slavery system works.

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>>49251746
>>49252195
>I can't get laid in Germany
Literally true lyrics there
My god I've had experiences with Polish chicks that were incredibly hot. Maybe I should just leave the country. Shame I don't speak French.

>> No.49252808

Low income + high tax burden makes Germany such a piece of shit country.
A doctor makes 100k but pays 40k in tax, what the fuck is the point of studying 6 years + 6 years residency if you're still only earning a little bit more netto than someone making 3000 k brutto?
Fuck me, I will try to move to Switzerland once I finish my Facharztausbildung.
Germany is a nation where there is no upward movement, or you are born to the grandgrandgrandgrand son of some feudal lord from 1500 or heir to some high Nazi Germany politician that was able to not get persecuted (like almost all owners of big companies) or you are destined to a shitty low middle class life.

>> No.49252889

>>49245675
>major metropolitan area

no shit but that's not what you're talking about, no major metro is a MCOL area

>> No.49253000

>>49252928
true. the few german women that are genuinely like 9-10 material are so highly sought after they are basically unattainable. I feel like germany, aside from teh foreign chicks, is a country of 5.5-6s.
Most are doable but it's extremely rare for me to see a girl that I really fixate on or think about later. In Russia or Spain this happens probably twice a day

>> No.49253435

I don't want to work.
I don't want to deal with job center cunts.

Can I just live off my portfolio?
Do I have to pay social insurance? Health insurance?

>> No.49253534

>>49253435
>I don't want to deal with job center cunts.
go for mental issues, depression, anxiety, etc. this normies want to make you play their game, but you can play your game better on them, if they pay less, sue on the spot, it's free, Beihilfeschein, and claim all new shit like washing machine, tv, general housholditems, if they decline then sue

>> No.49253563

they have lifted Hartz sanctions
How do 12K tax free and a paid home sound?

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49253615

>>49241912
You think wörking is supposed to let you live?
LMAO
you're just supposed to generate taxes and consume to power the economy, you dumb cättle.
>he wants to NEET it up
LMAO
enjoy being thrown into the low-wage sector to further generate taxes

This country is truly a meme.

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What does your government even do with those higher taxes? Is it really just because you have healthcare?

>> No.49253724

>>49253698
Bail out their industry friends like Tuifly or Volkswagen

>> No.49253739

>>49246660
>and a working justice system
you got to be fucking retarded

>> No.49253769

>>49253698
>What does your government even do with those higher taxes?
it gives it all away to niggers so they could focus on their true calling - crime

>> No.49253798

>>49246895
>We dont have llc's
GmbH is literally a limited liability company dude
But you need 25k to start it. Not 1$

>> No.49253823

>>49253724
don't forget paying the interest for the debt of Greece, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Poland and so on

>> No.49253861

>>49253798
ug is a special form of gmbh where you need extra legwork with more lawkikes
you dont need the start capital, but can only extract a certain amount of your profits until the remaining profits reach 25k, at which point the ug can be or automatically is (dunno that) into a normal gmbh

>> No.49253915

>>49247176
>but im afraid the market will get regulated to death and there will be no Chance for small operators to survive
Yeah no shit. That is exactly what is going to happen. You can't even make your own booze. Stop thinking Weed will be run by more than three companies here.
>>49246918
See what I just wrote. These three companies don't give a fuck about you. They will hire some big agency and it will be well funded. It's over. Stop being delusional, thinking that this will be anything else than a micro managed bullshit

>> No.49254131

>>49253823
yes, and don't forget to paying for hartz4 recipients to color coloring books for 8 hours a day
or paying for the import and exploitation of migrant slaves-- i mean, refugees, to generate more taxes and fulfill quotas to have prettier numbers they can show off

heil economy, hans

>> No.49254140

>>49248977
One can only hope you get beaten up by a gang of Nazis you subhuman

>> No.49254323

>>49252808
>what's the point?
Generating taxes for the government.
That's always the answer for any financial question regarding Germany; You're a tax-generator. period.

>> No.49254447

>>49253534
I don't get any support as long as I own my home and have a sizeable portfolio.

But I want to know about social insurance and other mandatory shit.

>> No.49254503

>>49253798
Well yeah, but its not called llc like in other countries

>> No.49254571

Alright German Bros
Where are we moving to then?
Is Switzerland the only option?
Like I mean there are countries with a flat 20% tax rate, but the pay is worse there. Quality of life might be better though.
Or is the only shot to just take out a massive loan, go All in Crypto at the bottom and make it?
I mean what is the play here? This "work to stay alive" shit and getting fucked on every corner by the State pisses me off.
Or is the non legal way the best route?
I really don't know

>> No.49254664

>>49254571
drug sales are the easiest x2 you can make, and its tax free
but its also somewhat risky, basically only sell to people you know, never sell on the street like a nigger

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>>49254571
You can do crime and the govt welcomes it, because you generate taxes.
Work is practically spiritual and financial suicide.

Do nothing and leech off the govt however you can.
Overload the social system and hopefully they'll remove it.
Removing the socialist systems will magically and unironically fix everything.
Be more vocal about not wanting to work.
Stop arguing with boomers about it.
That is really the only winning move.

>> No.49254821

>>49242386
Uk self employment is bs . I pay 10% national insurance for the pleasure of not working with wankers on top of tax. Everyone i speak to thinks its ok for their time and effort to be squandered. Seriously don't people think about voting less tax... maybe tax is a small price to pay if retards are taxed to fuck. Idiots

>> No.49256246

who cares

>> No.49256355

>>49256246
shut up faggot

>> No.49256402

Best thread on this krautkanal. Enjoyed it very much, learned some new words too, danke. Haha benis.

>> No.49256895

>>49241912
>>49241967
>>49242026
>>49242178
>>49242386
>>49242477
>>49242507

You all are whining so much it's unreal.

I make 33850 brutto/ year. 2063 netto per month. I have a wife, she doesn't work.
And we live in Berlin, above all.

2063 netto per month is totally ok for us - we live in a 2 room apartment. We buy whatever we want to eat, we eat out often, we go to vacation 1-2 times per year. I have a lot of gold, some stocks. And we are very young still.

You are all fucking losers, wasting your money on Netflix and such. Our rent is only 700 Warm per month, for 2 room in a fucking Berlin. You need to know where to look for.

GROW. THE FUCK. UP. And stop whining, nerds.

>> No.49257232

>>49256895
Calm down Achmed, grown ups are talking.

>> No.49257439

>>49256895
>GROW. THE FUCK. UP.
>nooo you must keep working and pay ze taxes
>look at me, i got a wiferino and two rooms in berlin, i'm so successful
>you can too live like me and fly with ryanair to malle every year
>just keep your head down and work like a real man

even though i'm genuinely happy for people who live their best life in shithole germany, the life you describe is not necessarily a good model for everyone and some of us can't ignore it anymore.

>> No.49258365

>>49256895
>leech woman who fucks other guys while you are at work and you pay for her
Good job anon.

>> No.49258451

>>49244326
Actual French here. I got to experience what it's like in the US, for my gf.
I'll pay the 20%. Gladly. Never though I'd ever say that as I'm a turbo libertarian, but here we are.

>> No.49259796

>>49248537
only if you count doner kebab as german food

>> No.49259873

>>49242047
How hard is it for a burger to get to live in Singapore? What is the job market like for finance and programming? Thanks in advance for any info

>> No.49259997

>>49241912
>born in a first world country
>prolly a young and healthy cis white male
>complains

>> No.49260101
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49260101

impfen macht fein

>> No.49260928

>>49241942
>250k
>300k
you wish buddy you wish.

>> No.49261038

>>49251059
>low taxes and 3x times the salary that other european countries
lol not even close. Marginally lower taxes (35-40% vs 25-30%) and 25% higher salaries to make up the cost of living difference.

>> No.49261103

>>49241912
70K EUR is 95K CAD. A very good salary. What are you complaining about? 42% tax rate is reasonable for an actual soc dem with worker rights like Germany not fake neo-liberal bs like Canada with similar tax rates by much lower salaries.