/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>4917749
LINK is gonna take too long to build up steam for the adhd neets here. The true linkies will continue to get shat on until one day they don't, and then it will be to late for the nolinkers.

>>4917749
i don't like maths

>>4917749
yeah but people actually work on BTC

>>4917749
Why do I have a feeling that one day we're going to wake up to an absolutely massive run on ChainLink, one of the biggest single day rallies in the history of all investments? Like .25 to $100? I'm trying to tap into my future seeing abilities that we all have, and I see something like this. Anyone else?

Both are shitcoins?

>>4917795

regardless of whether you believe in chainlink, you can't deny that it is one of the must fudded coins on biz. there is a significant group of people whose best interest is trying to keep the price low

>>4917880
*who believe that it is in their best interest to keep the price low

>>4917880
>there is a significant group of people whose best interest is trying to keep the price low

why? i assume all these people had enough time to buy a shitload of links already. why would they still want to keep it low?

>>4917795
Probably because you have done your research and have reading comprehension. I used to shitpost about LINK and on a whim decided to actually read up on it, I saw I was a fucking fool and threw my money in. Also lucked out with the timing, went in at 15 cents.

>>4917880
>tfw meme magic so potent that the fud info reaches ears of corporations and they don't want to partner or invest with Sergay
>they see the stagnant/decreasing value of LINK as evidence
We did this to ourselves.

>>4917880
It's fudded by the holders like me, because this coin has fucking ruined me and no amount of shilling will save it.
So to ease my suffering, I FUD to make myself feel better about holding this piece of shit while everything else mooned.

>>4918024
ermahgerd i do the same

Hey niggers, where do I buy this shitcoin

>>4917795
if this thing works as planned, yeah i can see that.

>>4917749

>>4917926
>keep price low
>convince partners and smart contract clients that early adoption hodling will be good for their business.
>institutional hodlers profit when main net is live, oracle services provided at a massive discount
>you and me small guy hodlers profit, low velocity link in pools of institutions drive price up

>>4918585
lol, now this is the level of delusion you can only expect from linkies

>SWIFT logging onto a chink exchange to manipulate an ERC-20 token
Anon, I...

>>4917795
>one of the biggest single day rallies in the history of all investments? Like .25 to $100? I'm trying to tap into my future seeing abilities that we all have, and I see something like this. Anyone else?
Jesus Christ I can't even imagine this happening. The board would become completely unusable for at least a month.

one day in the future its either going to shoot to $10 or zero. either way its going to be fucking hilarious. half of biz will either be rich or the wojacks will fly at a level never seen before on the internet.

100 satoshis quick maths

LINK LINK LINK LINK LINK LINK LINK LINK LINK LINK LINK LINK

Check em

AssBlaster, Riddle anon, insider anon and CryptoTakeOff here. We hate to be the bearers of bad news, but there will be a major delay in the roll up of the network. Sergey will announce about this. Putin connection is still there and Steve is in intimate talks with the Obama family.

>>4918898
Mine is better.

where can i buy this shirt

>>4918918
Interesting. As we know, Steve and Obama go waaaay back. The plot thickens!

>>4917749
The scond and third most shilled coins would be eth and ltc you dumb fuck.

Just because you read it on biz doesnt mean anyone else knows it

>>4918877
>Sergey says the project is over or that Link is no longer required for the ecosystem and they will just use ETH
>Drops to 0
>Wojacks fill the board until the end of time

>Sergey says Swift plans on integrating Chainlink using SmartBonds at first before integrating their whole system with Chainlink and he has thousands of banks and companies on board
>Shoots up to $50 per crashes back to $20 and then shoots up to $300
>Wojacks fill the board until the end of time

Win/Win/

bitcoin = gold
chainlink = shit
shill (gold) = clever
shill (shit) = retard
display (/biz/)
retard

>>4917749
sry OP, you can't hack math

>>4918959
this is one i havent seen before lol

>>4917958
How do I get involved with this too?

>>4917844
LOL Underrated post
+ 1 INTERNET FOR THE GENTLEMAN

>>4919073
I bought LINK on binance, if that is what you're asking.

>>4919048
Somebody made it yesterday because of the Obama thing on Seves twatter and because I posted the original. President LINK memes are a thing now apparently. There was a few more but I forgot to save them. /Obama/ is now /ourguy/. Make enough Obama LINK + Steve memes and he might have to issue a statement saying he doesn't endorse LNIK. Imagin getting all the normies to think he actually did endorse ChainLINK and really was best friends with Steve lol. Hey, liberals ate up IOTA and POWR because of the green and socialist politics.
>/Obama/ + LINK

>>4919315
either that or it kills the project under scandalous false endorsement claims. Worth it.

Anyone look at the new site?
https://dev.smartcontract.com/#overview

>>4919315
Obama follows everyone, you know that right? My shitty 200 follower account is followed by him and I'm a nobody.

did the math

>>4919347
Only the anointed.

>>4918888
YA MONSNOT HOT

>>4919315
Holy shit we got the nigga prince himself on board now

>>4919535
Figured as much. People must hate money.

>>4919457
>yes, he followed back everybody who followed him for a while. 680k or something.
Steve and /Obama/ met in San Fransisco. Steve is obviously one of /Obamas/ old lovers or possibly even his current lover.

Chainlinkers will be the lords of the future... we will crush the nolinkies with armies of digimutts marching under the toilet seat banner.

IOTA, hah, how their smartcities will tremble as our oracles feed the smartcontracts erroneous data. Frenzied drones craving flesh, burnt plastic, cooked inside burning buildings of digital horror.

Next the Plutocracy of Ripple will fall, the fools will think themselves safe from our legions inside the vaults of their banks. That might be true, however is it a fortress or a catacomb ?
As the last sniveling zogslave stumbles inside the doors will lock forever.. vainly they will try to activate the smartcontract to unlock only to find that the price has to be paid in LINK.. What irony! What irony! A fitting fate for such small minded worms, best leave them there to enjoy their ’’institutional safety’’.

Hmm... I ponder who will be our next victim....

>>4917958
Are you me?
I just didnt luck the timing, I saw i waiyed for it to go to 15 cents, should have waited longer or sell those pumps to make more link but ooh well

>>4919573
Exactly, we do not know the nature of their relationship but we can be sure they are very close and that /Obama/ is heavily involved in LINK.
Rumour has it that Rory became so poroficient at PR from his time spent working on the /Obama/ campaign and that Rory's wife's child was /Obamas/ reward for his services much like he is today rewarded in LINK.
>>4919457
>>4919591

>>4919347
Holy shit.. new thingy.. ‘WeiWatchers’
WeiWatchers.
Is this some sick joke Sergey is playing on himself??

>>4917795
It's a meme that is simply too big to fail. That's your writing on the wall.

>>4917880
I fud it and I hold chainlink

>>4918046
Coinbase

>>4919681
https://forum.ethereum.org/discussion/304/what-is-wei

Fucking noLinkers dont even know the basics

>>4919529
Bless you anon. I know 100% of /biz/ though about it and you delivered fast.

10/10 for commitment, unlike SerGEY lololo

>>4917749
LINK will always be number 1 on /biz/. Half of this board are bagholders

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